Wait, if Sub Zero’s ice cream doesn’t melt, wouldn’t that negatively affect his business? Think about it, kids would have stomach problems due to the ice cream not being digested. Word goes around and Kuai Liang and the Lin Kuei would get sued.
Terminator: I'm an EX-Terminator D'vorah: (laugh) How do you lose your job as a terminator? Terminator: I don't think you understand. (Cut to terminator brutality on d'vorah)
Shao Kahn: i killed Kung Lao right after he defeated Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, AND Kintaro! Sindel: i killed Kabal, Kurtis Stryker, Sub-Zero, Jax Briggs, Smoke, Jade, AND Kitana without breaking a sweat~ Shao Kahn: … okay, you’re worse…
Cassie Cage: really? Your name is NOOB Saibot? Noob Saibot: if you’d like, you could call me “Tobias Boon” instead. Cassie Cage: yeah, I’ll stick with Noob.
Shang Tsung: You claim to know magic, Johnny Cage? Johnny Cage: Thats right, wanna see it? Shang Tsung: (chuckles) This will be entertaining (Invisible door slam brutality occurs) Johnny Cage: Ta-da! MAGIC!
Mileena: is it true you can imitate voices?! Mileena: yes it is! In fact, I’m imitating your voice right now! Mileena: PREPARE TO DIE, YOU IMPRESSIONIST HELLSPAWN!!! OPTIONAL PART: Spawn (offscreen): someone say spawn?~ Mileena (offscreen): SHUT UP, ALBERT!
Joker: Darling I just love what you've done with your hair! Cetrion: This is kelp you fucking moron Joker: So the overwhelming fish smell isn't your snatch?
Jax: ya know, Stryker took kintaro down. Sheeva: is that so? Stryker must have been very powerful. Jax: either that or the Shokan are weak as hell. Sheeva (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI- OPTIONAL PART: *shang tsung appears and does his “shokan reborn” fatality on Jax* Shang Tsung: NOT SO WEAK AFTER ALL, HUH?!
Kabal: There's a Blue Hedgehog that runs at the Speed of sound? Spawn: And he's a fan of my friend The Doomslayer who is Link. And his name is Sonic. Kabal: Then I should meet and Race this Sonic.
Ngl, all of these intros from season 1 until now are funny, superb and very well done; somehow i wish someone do a mod to add all of these intros in the actual game
Rambo: so they got Sylvester Stallone to voice me but they couldn’t afford Arnold Schwarzenegger? Terminator: Correct. Rambo: goes to show who’s the better man.
Sonya Blade: why the hell do people think my voice actress does a bad job?! Dimitri Vegas: I hAvE nO iDeA, sOnYa BlAdE! Sonya blade: ya see?! THAT’S a bad voice actor! OPTIONAL CHANGE: You can have Bridgette Wilson’s Sonya Blade replace Dimitri Vegas for this intro
@@caldokalt Actually I was talking about how people think Ronda Rousey did a bad job voicing Sonya in MK11, but I agree! Her classic movie version’s actress did a worse job!
Part1: Jhonny: It’s D&D night. And we have the gunslinger class. Erron: Hell naw! Not if he is the DM! Jhonny: I know you do not like him, but Shang is one magnificent DM. Part2: Baraka: So if play this game, what do I win? Jhonny: For every critical you score you will get a serving of ribs! Baraka: Make it two and I am in. Part3: Jhonny: So, we got a bard, a gunslinger, a barbarian and a sun cleric. Shang: My, Kotal is a sun cleric? Jhonny: He was VERY adamant about that.
I hope this suggestion is considered. Mileena: "Why the long face Kung Lao?" Kung Lao: "Liu Kang bet that I wouldn't ask you out on a date." Mileena: "You'll find that I'm the better sister." (Next) Liu Kang: "You didn't actually do it, did you?" Kung Lao: "Ask out Mileena? Yes, now pay up!" Liu Kang: "How about double or nothing?" (Next) Kitana: "Still trying to steal Liu Kang Mileena?" Mileena: "I prefer the other Shao lin sister." Kitana: "At least you're both in each other's league."
Loving the good Sindel theme, so kinda wanna take that ball and run with it Sindel (Good): Did Jerod survive in your timeline? Sindel (NRS): Hm hm... He was a weak fool, so I killed him for Shao Khan. Sindel (Good): I WILL avenge him, you loathesome traitor Mileena: You still support my sister, mother? Sindel: A good mother loves all of her children unconditionally Mileena: Even when she vilifies my very existance?! Liu Kang: You oppose my union with Kitana? Sindel: If she is happy with you, then I will stay my hand Liu Kang: She will be cared for, Sindel Shao Khan: Why does guilt burn you, wife? Sindel: I will never betray Kitana for her father's killer Shao Khan: Ha ha! Jerod died by your hand, not mine! Sindel: Your actions have kept my daughter alive Jade: So long as I breath, she will survive, your highness Sindel: Then you must survive as well, Jade Ok, time for more lighthearted ones Mileena: Mother, can it be my turn on the Xbox now? Sindel: Mileena, we're Edenien royalty. We can get you your own Xbox Mileena: But my save data is on Kitana's! Kung Lao: Does your throat ever hurt from all that screaming? Sindel: I suppose I could use a lozenge. What about your- Kung Lao: I swear to Raiden, if you mention my neck, I'll- Sindel: I was going to say your arm from swinging that hat about... Kung Lao (Offscreen): Oh ok Sindel: So what is this "Timeline 34" I've heard about? Kitana: No, mother! Don't look at what it's done to us! Sindel: What are you- BY THE GODS WHAT IS THAT?! Kitana (Offscreen): I told you!
Sub-Zero: "Wanna Know, Why NetherRealm Studios Is The Only Videogame Company, That Hired You as Voice Actor?" Dimitri Vegas: "Because I'm Number One Fan of Frost?" Sub-Zero: "Yes, But Also Because They Knew, You'd Be Terrible In Every Other Voice Acting Job!" The Audience: *Laughing* Johnny Cage: *In The Crowd* "GET RECKED, IMPOSTER!"
Fire God Liu Kang: This battle occured more times than there are stars in the sky Kung Lao: Oh yeah? And how many times did I win? Fire God Liu Kang: (Says nothing, just puts a single finger in front of himself) Kung Lao in the background: OH COME ON?!
Had this idea ever since I saw one of shao Kahn's armours named "Edenia's king", made me think of an alternative timeline where Shao Kahn wasn't a ruthless tyrant and because of the time merger meets the current one. And is DISGUSTED by his actions
king Shao: so in this world, I'm a tyrant? Shao Kahn: Tyrant? HA! My power made me a true konqueror! King shao: Your time line's Edenia says otherwise!
I've got a good one: Johnny Cage: So about the backup plan? Sonya: A bit hard considering I don't know where the hell we are, Cage! Johnny: I'm an award winning heart-throb, not a goddamn travel agent!
Mileena: “I miss our skimpy outfits.” Kitana: “Why, worried no one wants you for your face?” Mileena: “No I miss the breeze on my asscheeks.” Raiden: “Why do you not care that I’m a God?” Johnny: “Sorry, Roman Catholic here.” Raiden: “Isn’t pride a sin in your faith?” Kitana: “Liu I went back to the skimpy outfits.” Liu Kang: “You don’t need to show off to impress me, Kitana.” Kitana: “No Mileena was right, my ass can breathe better.” Sindel: “Am I really that much of a cunt now?” Kitana: “Retcons are a bitch, huh?” Sindel: “Not as much of a bitch as me apparently.”
Noob Saibot: Join me in the darkness, brother. Sub-Zero: Bi-Han, this is NOT how you get an n-word pass. Sub-Zero: Stop complainin’, my n- Brutality Rain: Can you control water as well? Sub-Zero: No, but I know some one who can. Rain: So you’re not gonna say that you have to freeze it first? Kung Lao: Once you reset the timeline, can you do me a huge favor? Liu Kang: What is it, Kung Lao? Kung Lao: Find me a really good chiropractor. Geras: You would really free me from Kronika’s servitude? Liu Kang: I intend to right every wrong I can, Geras. Geras: I am forever in your debt, Liu Kang.
Cassie: Come me, Mom. Please, give me back my phone. Sonya: Not until you promise to delete your OnlyFans. Cassie: I’m not a kid anymore! Sonya: Earlier you tried to convince me with the puppy eyes. Cassie: Everyone loves the puppy eyes! Jax: The puppy eyes won’t work on me, Cassie. Cassie: Come on, Uncle Jax. How can you say “no” to a face like this. Jax: As much as as you look like your mom, you also look like your dad. I can say “no” to him. Johnny: Calm down, Cassie. Just breath. Easy in, easy out. Cassie:[panting] Dad, I can’t take it anymore! That phone meant everything to me! I don’t even know what to do with my hands! I miss texting! I miss take selfies! I miss TH-cam! I miss TikTok! I miss Instagram! I miss Twitter! (Continues in the background) Johnny: Oh, you poor thing. You’ve gone crazy. I should really get you to unplug more. Sonya: Feeling better, Cassie? Cassie: Yes, Mom. And I promise to delete my OnlyFans. Sonya: That’s my girl. Don’t keep secrets from me or dad in the future, okay?
Liu Kang: There was a timeline where there was a female Sub-Zero. Kuai Liang: Is she like frost?/What dimension is that? Liu Kang: No. The 63rd Dimension even have a female Scorpion.
Spawn vs Johnny Cage: Spawn: I’m gonna enjoy ripping your God damn throat out. Cage: Were it so easy Spawn: It’s cause I’m voiced by Keith David isn’t it.
Robocop: the future blows, it’s unavoidable. Terminator: the warrior of the next millennium is the machine. Robocop: then I guess it’s time for a death battle…
3:45 at this point, with him knowing about Kitana's thing, I truly believe Cage has an OF app or part of some sex trafficking ring or something like that
Kano: Can't we just settle this over a pint? Skarlet: Only if I get a pint of your blood. Kano: Alright then. COME ON!!! Kollector: Sorry, I don't give credit. Kotal: But I'm short on rupees. Kollector: Then come back when you're a little mmm richer.
Hanzo(Before he became a Revenant) How can I avoid this future? Scorpion: When a man named Quan-Chi approaches you to retrieve a scroll, kill him. Hanzo: For Harumi and Satoshi Sub-Zero(Bi-Han) Is that truly my future, brother? Kuai Liang: We can prevent it, together. Bi-Han: May our efforts not be in vain. Bi-Han: I refuse to accept you as my future. Noob Saibot: I am your full potential. Bi-Han: You're everything I stand against!
I’ve got some suggestions: Sindel: I should have been a better mother for you. Mileena: I am already perfect! Sindel: Let me help you… Kitana: Mother only wants to help you. Mileena: She abandoned Shao Kahn! Kitana: Shao Kahn doesn’t care for you… Mileena: Will you ever abandon me Father? Shao Kahn: I would never. Mileena: LIAR, the Hourglass said otherwise father!
Johnny Cage: Hello, Kitty! Looking dashing as ever. Kitana: I heard you are afraid of kisses. Johnny: What, who told you thi- *gets kissed by kitana to brutality*
Fujin: The answer remains 'no,' brother. I will _not_ play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with you. Raiden: Still salty about being knocked off of Rainbow Road in our last race, brother? Fujin: I would have _won_ if you hadn't thrown that FUCKING *BLUE SHELL* AT ME! Raiden (offscreen): Skill issue. Mileena: So, I tried the Grimace Shake at McDonalds. Kitana: You _might_ want to go see a doctor, Mileena. Mileena: What do you mean, sister? I feel fi- (The part of Kitana's Deadly Lips Brutality where the victim (Mileena) convulses, then explodes) Kitana: Next time, don't mimic what's trending on TikTok.
Shang Tsung: I was told your sunglasses were expensive Johnny Cage: Those were 500 dollars, Asshole Shang Tsung:Unlike Goro, I will do more then crush that.
Scorpion: Its so sad Kuai Liang died of ligma... Noob saibot: Who the fuck is Kuai Liang?? Scorpion: LIGMA BALLS! . . . . . . At the end of the fight Scorpion uses his fire breath brutality.
Sheeva: what could possibly think you could defeat me?! Kollector: you have four arms, I have six! Sheeva: yet you can’t use two of them because you’re too cheap to buy a backpack! Kollector (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
Shang Tsung: Ah, Johnny Cage, the master of B tier movies and even worse fighting skills. Johnny Cage: "Hey now, Shang, my moves may be questionable, but at least I don't steal my fashion sense from a rejected magician. Shang Tsung:Oh, you'll see real magic soon, Cage. I'll make your career disappear faster than your acting credibility!
Sub-Zero: How the heck are you Alive I literally killed you with an arcade Machine Scorpion: Hell Revived me ya snowflake idiot Sub-zero: well it won't help you anymore Scorpion: *Performs a Brutality in the process* now it's time to burn the ice cream
Erron: Know my version of russian Roulette? Winner settles for your sausage. Kano: How'd it go? Erron: One gets tied to a chair the other shoots him! Kano: I go first!!! Wait a minute!
Dialogue between Raiden from the game and Raiden from the movie (Christopher Lambert): Raiden: why do you have such gorgeous hair? Raiden KR: It's simple! I use Head and Shoulders Raiden: That's so dumb! How did you even manage to do that?
The AI voice for Dimitri Vegas was so much better than the one in game.
You're right
God I hate his voice
Which is so freakin tragic LMAO 🤣
Ikr!
Makes for a good base to improve what was broken in the first place.
The bloopers get me everytime.
Scorpion emphasizing millinophiliactic is like something out of Frasier
Millinophiliactic? But still, it's also my fav line.
Do you happen to know what that word means?
@@ElephantMariotheRHDNhater3293i think that's a made up word. Can't search it on google
@@ElephantMariotheRHDNhater3293 The sort who loves hats.
I’m still waiting for someone to translate what scorpion said Before Kung Lao was wondering why the language settings were not changed
Wait, if Sub Zero’s ice cream doesn’t melt, wouldn’t that negatively affect his business? Think about it, kids would have stomach problems due to the ice cream not being digested. Word goes around and Kuai Liang and the Lin Kuei would get sued.
Oh crap I didn't think of this.
I was wondering when someone said something 🤔
Melting and digesting sound different
Bruh I thought about that the first time I heard it. "If it doesn't melt then how tf can the stomach digest that???"
it doesn't melt from the heat/fire, but i do belive that stomach acid can get the job done given the fact that it can dissolve some metals
3:59 Japanese Scorpion sounds badass !
I fully agree but does any know what he said?
@@amike151
He said your MoM is fine
@@kahron7653Very funny. 👏👏👏
@@amike151
Yes.
@@kahron7653 I’m sorry, but that was sarcasm.
1:25 since skarlet can "rebuild" herself, i headcannon it always happens and scarlet is like "oh you"
"Take me to the local men's prison. God, this is gonna take ages to fix."
Meanwhile Kintaro waits in the pound lol
“Dammit Shang, get your pet under control!”
“I’ve told you before he does this. I can’t stop him.
Cetrion: you know, our voice actors are married.
Baraka: does that mean that we are-
Cetrion: WHAT THE?! EW! NO!
Baraka’s actor is also Sub-Zero’s
Wait, for real?
Well, holy shit.
@@UserjustuserokjustuserI ASKED A COMPLEX QUESTION!
Frost: A man chooses, a slave obeys.
Jhony Cage: Is Andrew Ryan still alive?
Frost: Rapture will never fall.
Terminator: I'm an EX-Terminator
D'vorah: (laugh) How do you lose your job as a terminator?
Terminator: I don't think you understand.
(Cut to terminator brutality on d'vorah)
I wanna see this 🤣🤣🔥🔥
Genius mate
Robocop: i do not have blood for you to control.
Skarlet: what about the blood in your head?
Robocop: … damn it.
Shang Tsung is a gamer?
*A new foe has appeared!*
2:51 Shang Tsung getting in on that gaming action! Maybe he'll collect Ws from Raiden in Smash next.
I just noticed the little detail that the crowd boos as Dimitri Sub Zero walks on stage and it just made the interaction so much funnier.
Shao Kahn: i killed Kung Lao right after he defeated Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, AND Kintaro!
Sindel: i killed Kabal, Kurtis Stryker, Sub-Zero, Jax Briggs, Smoke, Jade, AND Kitana without breaking a sweat~
Shao Kahn: … okay, you’re worse…
Raiden: what do you have that I don’t have?!
Fujin: interesting power? A personality that is not at all like sanding paper?
Raiden: jerk!
*"Shang Tsuna"* had me laughing for minutes
Sheeva: English please, cage?
Johnny cage: is sheeva the diva not a believa’?~
Sheeva: sheeva will cleave-a you in half before you can leave-a…
Cassie Cage: really? Your name is NOOB Saibot?
Noob Saibot: if you’d like, you could call me “Tobias Boon” instead.
Cassie Cage: yeah, I’ll stick with Noob.
Cetrion: Why should I call you Grandmaster?
Sub-Zero: Why can Water freeze?
Cetrion: I asked a simple question!
how the turn tables
And he gave a complex answer
Cassie Cage: remember when you did that “Here’s Johnny” thing back in MKX?
Johnny Cage: yeah, why ya ask?-
*Cassie does her “I
I find this adorable for some reason. 😂😂😂
4:07 "Milinophiliactic moron" is my new favorite insult.
3:10 for those who don't know these are refrences from the movie mean girls
Shang Tsung: You claim to know magic, Johnny Cage?
Johnny Cage: Thats right, wanna see it?
Shang Tsung: (chuckles) This will be entertaining
(Invisible door slam brutality occurs)
Johnny Cage: Ta-da! MAGIC!
1:17 Shang Tsung handing Skarlet his pet for a moment.
2:03 nice reference to mk1
Raiden: why is it we sound similar?
Joker: I must consult with the Epcar god!
Raiden: what the hell is an Epcar god?!
Mileena: is it true you can imitate voices?!
Mileena: yes it is! In fact, I’m imitating your voice right now!
Mileena: PREPARE TO DIE, YOU IMPRESSIONIST HELLSPAWN!!!
OPTIONAL PART:
Spawn (offscreen): someone say spawn?~
Mileena (offscreen): SHUT UP, ALBERT!
These are funny AF 😂
@@dslai2938
Thank you!
@@noahblair3020 HAHAHA!!! THAT'S FROST! XD
4:28 I thought he was gonna start dancing
**Bad Ending Unlocked.**
Joker: Darling I just love what you've done with your hair!
Cetrion: This is kelp you fucking moron
Joker: So the overwhelming fish smell isn't your snatch?
Jax: ya know, Stryker took kintaro down.
Sheeva: is that so? Stryker must have been very powerful.
Jax: either that or the Shokan are weak as hell.
Sheeva (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
OPTIONAL PART:
*shang tsung appears and does his “shokan reborn” fatality on Jax*
Shang Tsung: NOT SO WEAK AFTER ALL, HUH?!
That's pretty funny
@@IkeFanBoy64
Thank you!
Millinophillia is a love of hats. Thanks Scorpion!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg I'm deader than Bi-Han!!!!!
Rambo: Hmm. You and I are pretty similar.
Terminator: How are we similar?
Rambo: We're both Expendable.
Kabal: There's a Blue Hedgehog that runs at the Speed of sound?
Spawn: And he's a fan of my friend The Doomslayer who is Link. And his name is Sonic.
Kabal: Then I should meet and Race this Sonic.
Reptile: You can turn into a Panther?
Kotal Kahn: And you into a full blown Lizardman?
Reptile: Bout time we rebooted Bloody Roar!
Ngl, all of these intros from season 1 until now are funny, superb and very well done; somehow i wish someone do a mod to add all of these intros in the actual game
Rambo: so they got Sylvester Stallone to voice me but they couldn’t afford Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Terminator: Correct.
Rambo: goes to show who’s the better man.
1:32 that was either funny and scary, i must confess.
Sonya Blade: why the hell do people think my voice actress does a bad job?!
Dimitri Vegas: I hAvE nO iDeA, sOnYa BlAdE!
Sonya blade: ya see?! THAT’S a bad voice actor!
OPTIONAL CHANGE:
You can have Bridgette Wilson’s Sonya Blade replace Dimitri Vegas for this intro
You l talking bout the classic movie sonya? Cos I agree
@@caldokalt
Actually I was talking about how people think Ronda Rousey did a bad job voicing Sonya in MK11, but I agree! Her classic movie version’s actress did a worse job!
Rhonda Rousey wasn't the best, but her performance wasn't bad either. Dimitri Vegas and the klassic actress were shit though.
@@caninelupus8369
YES THEY WERE!
I think Rhonda's acting was good. But I agree
Yet another masterpiece
0:33 that about killed me😂😂😂
4:43 Perfect Cell, is that you?
Part1:
Jhonny: It’s D&D night. And we have the gunslinger class.
Erron: Hell naw! Not if he is the DM!
Jhonny: I know you do not like him, but Shang is one magnificent DM.
Part2:
Baraka: So if play this game, what do I win?
Jhonny: For every critical you score you will get a serving of ribs!
Baraka: Make it two and I am in.
Part3:
Jhonny: So, we got a bard, a gunslinger, a barbarian and a sun cleric.
Shang: My, Kotal is a sun cleric?
Jhonny: He was VERY adamant about that.
4:00 Scorpion Speaking Japanese🦂
We already have MK1,
But this is MK12.
I hope this suggestion is considered.
Mileena: "Why the long face Kung Lao?"
Kung Lao: "Liu Kang bet that I wouldn't ask you out on a date."
Mileena: "You'll find that I'm the better sister."
(Next)
Liu Kang: "You didn't actually do it, did you?"
Kung Lao: "Ask out Mileena? Yes, now pay up!"
Liu Kang: "How about double or nothing?"
(Next)
Kitana: "Still trying to steal Liu Kang Mileena?"
Mileena: "I prefer the other Shao lin sister."
Kitana: "At least you're both in each other's league."
Kung Lao: "And I took that personally..."
1:44 the subscribe button did a little shine when he said that
3:08 the mean girls reference we deserved 👏👏👏
In the bloopers when it said "THEN YOU BOTH SHALL PERISH!"
why'd that sound like Perfect Cell, lol
I love how you added extra stuff like the fatality’s and longer dialogue😂
Loving the good Sindel theme, so kinda wanna take that ball and run with it
Sindel (Good): Did Jerod survive in your timeline?
Sindel (NRS): Hm hm... He was a weak fool, so I killed him for Shao Khan.
Sindel (Good): I WILL avenge him, you loathesome traitor
Mileena: You still support my sister, mother?
Sindel: A good mother loves all of her children unconditionally
Mileena: Even when she vilifies my very existance?!
Liu Kang: You oppose my union with Kitana?
Sindel: If she is happy with you, then I will stay my hand
Liu Kang: She will be cared for, Sindel
Shao Khan: Why does guilt burn you, wife?
Sindel: I will never betray Kitana for her father's killer
Shao Khan: Ha ha! Jerod died by your hand, not mine!
Sindel: Your actions have kept my daughter alive
Jade: So long as I breath, she will survive, your highness
Sindel: Then you must survive as well, Jade
Ok, time for more lighthearted ones
Mileena: Mother, can it be my turn on the Xbox now?
Sindel: Mileena, we're Edenien royalty. We can get you your own Xbox
Mileena: But my save data is on Kitana's!
Kung Lao: Does your throat ever hurt from all that screaming?
Sindel: I suppose I could use a lozenge. What about your-
Kung Lao: I swear to Raiden, if you mention my neck, I'll-
Sindel: I was going to say your arm from swinging that hat about...
Kung Lao (Offscreen): Oh ok
Sindel: So what is this "Timeline 34" I've heard about?
Kitana: No, mother! Don't look at what it's done to us!
Sindel: What are you- BY THE GODS WHAT IS THAT?!
Kitana (Offscreen): I told you!
0:23 is one of the funniest cuz I feel like they would have this type of conversation
Sub-Zero: "Wanna Know, Why NetherRealm Studios Is The Only Videogame Company, That Hired You as
Voice Actor?"
Dimitri Vegas: "Because I'm Number One Fan of Frost?"
Sub-Zero: "Yes, But Also Because They Knew, You'd Be Terrible In Every Other Voice Acting Job!"
The Audience: *Laughing*
Johnny Cage: *In The Crowd* "GET RECKED, IMPOSTER!"
Fire God Liu Kang: This battle occured more times than there are stars in the sky
Kung Lao: Oh yeah? And how many times did I win?
Fire God Liu Kang: (Says nothing, just puts a single finger in front of himself)
Kung Lao in the background: OH COME ON?!
Had this idea ever since I saw one of shao Kahn's armours named "Edenia's king", made me think of an alternative timeline where Shao Kahn wasn't a ruthless tyrant and because of the time merger meets the current one. And is DISGUSTED by his actions
king Shao: so in this world, I'm a tyrant?
Shao Kahn: Tyrant? HA! My power made me a true konqueror!
King shao: Your time line's Edenia says otherwise!
I've got a good one:
Johnny Cage: So about the backup plan?
Sonya: A bit hard considering I don't know where the hell we are, Cage!
Johnny: I'm an award winning heart-throb, not a goddamn travel agent!
THE BOOING WHEN DIMITRI VEGAS WAS ON SCREEN LMAO
Mileena: “I miss our skimpy outfits.”
Kitana: “Why, worried no one wants you for your face?”
Mileena: “No I miss the breeze on my asscheeks.”
Raiden: “Why do you not care that I’m a God?”
Johnny: “Sorry, Roman Catholic here.”
Raiden: “Isn’t pride a sin in your faith?”
Kitana: “Liu I went back to the skimpy outfits.”
Liu Kang: “You don’t need to show off to impress me, Kitana.”
Kitana: “No Mileena was right, my ass can breathe better.”
Sindel: “Am I really that much of a cunt now?”
Kitana: “Retcons are a bitch, huh?”
Sindel: “Not as much of a bitch as me apparently.”
Noob Saibot: Join me in the darkness, brother.
Sub-Zero: Bi-Han, this is NOT how you get an n-word pass.
Sub-Zero: Stop complainin’, my n-
Brutality
Rain: Can you control water as well?
Sub-Zero: No, but I know some one who can.
Rain: So you’re not gonna say that you have to freeze it first?
Kung Lao: Once you reset the timeline, can you do me a huge favor?
Liu Kang: What is it, Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: Find me a really good chiropractor.
Geras: You would really free me from Kronika’s servitude?
Liu Kang: I intend to right every wrong I can, Geras.
Geras: I am forever in your debt, Liu Kang.
Cassie: Come me, Mom. Please, give me back my phone.
Sonya: Not until you promise to delete your OnlyFans.
Cassie: I’m not a kid anymore!
Sonya: Earlier you tried to convince me with the puppy eyes.
Cassie: Everyone loves the puppy eyes!
Jax: The puppy eyes won’t work on me, Cassie.
Cassie: Come on, Uncle Jax. How can you say “no” to a face like this.
Jax: As much as as you look like your mom, you also look like your dad. I can say “no” to him.
Johnny: Calm down, Cassie. Just breath. Easy in, easy out.
Cassie:[panting] Dad, I can’t take it anymore! That phone meant everything to me! I don’t even know what to do with my hands! I miss texting! I miss take selfies! I miss TH-cam! I miss TikTok! I miss Instagram! I miss Twitter! (Continues in the background)
Johnny: Oh, you poor thing. You’ve gone crazy. I should really get you to unplug more.
Sonya: Feeling better, Cassie?
Cassie: Yes, Mom. And I promise to delete my OnlyFans.
Sonya: That’s my girl. Don’t keep secrets from me or dad in the future, okay?
Liu Kang: There was a timeline where there was a female Sub-Zero.
Kuai Liang: Is she like frost?/What dimension is that?
Liu Kang: No. The 63rd Dimension even have a female Scorpion.
Spawn vs Johnny Cage:
Spawn: I’m gonna enjoy ripping your God damn throat out.
Cage: Were it so easy
Spawn: It’s cause I’m voiced by Keith David isn’t it.
4:49 tbh Cassie’s line can actually fit
Robocop: the future blows, it’s unavoidable.
Terminator: the warrior of the next millennium is the machine.
Robocop: then I guess it’s time for a death battle…
3:45 at this point, with him knowing about Kitana's thing, I truly believe Cage has an OF app or part of some sex trafficking ring or something like that
Nop, he's just good at caching people having some fun time
Kano: Can't we just settle this over a pint?
Skarlet: Only if I get a pint of your blood.
Kano: Alright then. COME ON!!!
Kollector: Sorry, I don't give credit.
Kotal: But I'm short on rupees.
Kollector: Then come back when you're a little mmm richer.
The shang tsung pet bit had me rolling.
It took me FOREVER to find this...
...But "millinophiliactic" means "someone who loves hats"...
4:45 cage kinda sounds like a south park character
"Then you both shall perish" that sounds like dbza cell
1:00
I'm a bit surprised it took this long to make a joke like this.
Not that I'm complaining though.
Why does D'Vorah hate that Earthrealm accent tho?
@@wolfbrian26 Cause "I"
The most realistic thing ever said in MK..you don’t FUCK with another man’s ice cream.
Shang Tsun's pet part was fucking crispy.
Noob Saibot: I’m going to say the N-Word.
Jax: You may look black, but you can’t say that word.
Noob Saibot: Yes I can you ni-
Hanzo(Before he became a Revenant) How can I avoid this future?
Scorpion: When a man named Quan-Chi approaches you to retrieve a scroll, kill him.
Hanzo: For Harumi and Satoshi
Sub-Zero(Bi-Han) Is that truly my future, brother?
Kuai Liang: We can prevent it, together.
Bi-Han: May our efforts not be in vain.
Bi-Han: I refuse to accept you as my future.
Noob Saibot: I am your full potential.
Bi-Han: You're everything I stand against!
I’ve got some suggestions:
Sindel: I should have been a better mother for you.
Mileena: I am already perfect!
Sindel: Let me help you…
Kitana: Mother only wants to help you.
Mileena: She abandoned Shao Kahn!
Kitana: Shao Kahn doesn’t care for you…
Mileena: Will you ever abandon me Father?
Shao Kahn: I would never.
Mileena: LIAR, the Hourglass said otherwise father!
This is SOLID.
Johnny Cage: Hello, Kitty! Looking dashing as ever.
Kitana: I heard you are afraid of kisses.
Johnny: What, who told you thi-
*gets kissed by kitana to brutality*
"see- now what's this "I" bullshit?!🤨🤨" I CAN'T😂😂
3:19 What’s with the boos? Someone explain.
Everyone (almost) hate Dimitri Venegas skins (and the voice)
4:37 "Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
Fujin: The answer remains 'no,' brother. I will _not_ play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with you.
Raiden: Still salty about being knocked off of Rainbow Road in our last race, brother?
Fujin: I would have _won_ if you hadn't thrown that FUCKING *BLUE SHELL* AT ME!
Raiden (offscreen): Skill issue.
Mileena: So, I tried the Grimace Shake at McDonalds.
Kitana: You _might_ want to go see a doctor, Mileena.
Mileena: What do you mean, sister? I feel fi-
(The part of Kitana's Deadly Lips Brutality where the victim (Mileena) convulses, then explodes)
Kitana: Next time, don't mimic what's trending on TikTok.
"Oh my self" got me. Right skin too, to boot!
Shang Tsung: I was told your sunglasses were expensive
Johnny Cage: Those were 500 dollars, Asshole
Shang Tsung:Unlike Goro, I will do more then crush that.
We need more of Frost mocking the other characters.
0:24-0:50, barely into the video and I'm already dead on the floor laughing my a*s off 😂
That mean girls reference was iconic.
I like it when scorpion Does ASMR
Scorpion: Its so sad Kuai Liang died of ligma...
Noob saibot: Who the fuck is Kuai Liang??
Scorpion: LIGMA BALLS!
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At the end of the fight Scorpion uses his fire breath brutality.
"When did I win this again?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:37 Frieza for a future MK game tho???
4:43 Also, Cell?
Season 3! Let’s go!
Sheeva: what could possibly think you could defeat me?!
Kollector: you have four arms, I have six!
Sheeva: yet you can’t use two of them because you’re too cheap to buy a backpack!
Kollector (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
Shang Tsung: Ah, Johnny Cage, the master of B tier movies and even worse fighting skills.
Johnny Cage: "Hey now, Shang, my moves may be questionable, but at least I don't steal my fashion sense from a rejected magician.
Shang Tsung:Oh, you'll see real magic soon, Cage. I'll make your career disappear faster than your acting credibility!
Sheeva: what makes you think you can defeat a Shokan?!
Sub Zero: I defeated Goro and Kintaro in a 1v2 fight!
Sheeva: … okay, you’re good.
Wait a minute, both Liu Kang and Shang Tsung are secret Gamers? Ohoho, I can't wait to see what kind of epic rivalry they have there.
i wanna see Kung Lao change voice settings to a language that isn't in the game, for example Polish
Johnny Cage:What do you want Erron?
Erron Black:To inform you that your daughter calls me daddy too.
Johnny Cage:You motherfu-
Oh my self!
Chef kiss
Sub-Zero: How the heck are you Alive I literally killed you with an arcade Machine
Scorpion: Hell Revived me ya snowflake idiot
Sub-zero: well it won't help you anymore
Scorpion: *Performs a Brutality in the process* now it's time to burn the ice cream
I suddenly love D’Vorrah for this.
Erron: Know my version of russian Roulette? Winner settles for your sausage.
Kano: How'd it go?
Erron: One gets tied to a chair the other shoots him!
Kano: I go first!!! Wait a minute!
The first one got me good lmao
Dialogue between Raiden from the game and Raiden from the movie (Christopher Lambert):
Raiden: why do you have such gorgeous hair?
Raiden KR: It's simple! I use Head and Shoulders
Raiden: That's so dumb! How did you even manage to do that?
Kano: "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue..."
Sonya or Cassie: "When did you become a poet Kano?"
Kano: "Get on yer knees, you know what to do..."