@Puss in Boots It’s from another of this guys videos. One of the firemen in the show said, when there were heavy metal beams threatening to crush a car, that the only things keeping them (the beams) up, is gravity. Stupid, I know
I love the fact that Mateo, the rookie in the series just casually walks up to the flaming patty of molten skin and rock and just sprays it with an extinguisher like it’s no big deal.
Firefighter Mateo uses co2 canister in the end to put out the magma piece and says "It's all good." Me-Shaking my head. Actual Firefighter- "Yousonofa-"
The second that rock landed on that guy’s chest, I actually blinked at the sight of it NOT killing him instantly. Seriously, something that hot and traveling that velocity would’ve at least burned deep enough to be fatal, right?
The impact alone might not be enough to kill instantly, depends on the pressure of the volcano, velocity of flying debris. The heat, however, would kill very quickly. It would cause instant third degree burns to a very delicate area. The good news is that it would immediately kill all the nerves surrounding the injury site and he would feel no pain as his heart, arteries and lungs cook.
there are times when being slow and methodical is good, and there are times when standing around discussing tactics in committee is counterproductive. I think "active volcano" qualifies as the latter.
"Hey, Chief, do you think that pyroclastic flow is going to be a problem?" "Nah. See the white smoke? That's not as toxic as the black smoke. We'll be fine if we stay 20 feet from the lava without our gas masks."
Regardless of the job, it’s in dangerous and chaotic situations like this that the higher ups are supposed take charge, make decisions as best they can, and give orders. Standing around talking while said situation is getting worse is not beneficial or recommended. It would be like in the middle of a battle the commander decided to hold a long council of war while ignoring the enemy soldiers moving around and preparing for an attack.
As someone who had worked with pressure cookers, that are designed to release steam that is cold enough to stick your hand in without ill effect, I get the clarification.
As someone who studied geology and volcanology for two years at university, the lava situation is flat out impossible. First of all, lava (specifically lava bombs in this case) is incredibly dense. In fact, It is so dense that you can actually WALK on lava for short periods of time with enough safety equipment (Albeit that’s still an incredibly stupid idea). However, this density is what makes lava bombs so dangerous as well as makes this scenario impossible. If a lava bomb struck someone who was standing, the bomb would either: A. Create a puncture wound similar to that of a bullet if the bomb was small. B. Cave in the person’s body if the bomb was large enough. C. Bounce off. MAYBE leaves some burns if it lands on bare skin. Possibly lights your clothes on fire. What it will NOT do is impale itself in your torso and then calmly sit there like a parasitic leech
First thing you should've mentioned is that there are NO fault lines or tectonic plate lines anywhere in the State of Texas. Neither are there any volcanic hotspots, making an eruption it Texas pretty much impossible.
@@kylewilson2819 Have you ever seen the videos where kids today don't know how many dimes are in a dollar, or how many minutes are in a quarter hour??? And you expect they MAY have any knowledge of geology or vulcanology???
@@ffjsb guessing here, since I'm not American. DImes and dollars only share the letter d, so one dime to a dollar? And a quarter is 25 cents, so 25 mins in a quarter-hour? Unless you are using quarter horse as a measure of time, like football fields for distance. So perhaps it's 4 mins since the horse is a quadruped? :-)
Same thing goes with period pieces. Old Hollywood were incredibly accurate with how the Middle Ages looked while modern Hollywood tends to make everyone dress in brown unless they're bad guys who wear black. Unless it's fantasy, then they are somehow more accurate.
and not every episode had to outdo the previous one. One episode would be with a kid trapped in a collapsed building, another with a snake bite, and another trying to talk a guy down from ending it. heck, one episode was focused on the hospital portion of it and the head nurse dealing with a new nurse and system that was messing everything up.
As a blacksmith and someone who had done extensive casting.... if that lava was hot enough to melt those tongs on contact that fast it would’ve melted right through his chest almost immediately. Also they show it only being red hot, reasonable for some types of lava but only around 1200-1500 degrees, not hot enough to melt steel. Then they also show it heating the tongs to a bright orange low yellow heat, hot enough to melt steel. One rule of heat transfer, heat always flows from hot to cold. So assuming the magma is at the 1200 degrees it looks like, then it is physically impossible for it to heat the tongs up to a temperature higher than that. Not to mention that heat transfer takes time and you can dip steel tools into molten cast iron or copper 2800 and 200 degrees respectively, and they will not melt instantaneously. And those are molten metals which will transfer heat much faster than rock which is a poor conductor. But who ever said Hollywood ever researched the science behind anything.
@@Vesperitis It would not, most likely something that hot would melt instantly through skin but muscle is fairly resistant. Very low viscosity molten materials would just flow right off. Something like magma would have more time due to high viscosity. and would likely sit in one spot and do more damage... But it would not get stuck onto you.
@@spacepraesidium2292 so essentially, putting survivability aside for the moment, they could've had just rolled that guy onto his side and the rock would've just come off?
@@Vesperitis To be honest it likely would have fallen right off after impacting him. Since he was standing up. I would have been much more worried about the blunt force trauma from the impact breaking ribs and impairing breathing or a head injury from falling than the lava causing burns.
Even if you ignore the water my first reaction to seeing a magma rock sitting atop the guy's chest would be to try to swipe it off ASAP instead of talking like it's a Dr. House episode.
I thought the same thing. Hell even the guy himself would've done that with his bare hands. If it were me I'd be swiping that thing like a cat as I book it to the nearest pool or even a shower
And please dont turn him around...other wise it might fall of and damage the floor...so nice and easy on the back so that it can burn properly through his chest X-D
ya for real. their sleeves look pretty thick as well so they could have just, you know, brushed or whacked the thing off. i think the victim would agree that a few more burns is worth not having a magma rock sunk into your chest.
I wanna just say thanks for your work doing these videos. After 28 years I was retired of the job via disability caused from an exposure. Most of the days I live with horrible pain and watching and laughing at your videos help a lot, more than you can imagine. Again thanks and keep up the great work. And if you ever need help with anything, again I’m retired so my day is pretty open. Stay safe brother!
My biggest issues was we gotta pry this rock off him. These geniuses have never had to deal with thermite or metal slag. If it’s hot enough to melt stainless like that turn him over and let gravity and simple physics pull it off.
Well if it's cool. Rating will stonks. They always think that the people who watched this doesn't have knowledge about the theme (firefighters, doctors, police, and ect) and logic. Well I know I'm really stupid, but COME ON!!!
I bet they’d pay him good money too! Unless his suggestions somehow didn’t make the show “dramatic” enough and they fire him for “creative differences” 😜
@Dr Uzi You ain’t lying. Kinda miss Emergency! though, at least it was both entertaining and had some accuracy with out being too extreme. That brought in a whole new generation of firefighters. I’m just afraid I’m gonna bring in a bunch of young high schoolers expecting everyday to be like what they are on TV.
SCBA's are overrated, I prefer to go without oxygen in a low oxygen environments. Nothing quite give you a rush like knowing each breath can be your last.
They used to do it on the old days before SCBA's. They would literally put their face in their coats and take a breath from the "clean air" inside their coats. Breathing smoke was a rite of passage. Called them smoke breathers. And then you retired with cancer....
This whole show is a perfect example of how every day people are entertained by literal nonsense, Or should I mention the fact that the rock is taking its time with melting a dude alive.
I just want to see a flashback episode where these guys go through training "Remember, the fireman's motto is: talk first, save lives later." "Hey, what's this hose on the truck for?" "That's decorative, don't ever touch it."
Wow! I live 40 miles from Austin and never knew they had palm trees, much less volcanos. Thank God there are realistic TV shows like this to keep me up to date!
I mean I know Galveston, Tx. have palm trees but I live in Southeast Texas and even I've never seen palm trees or volcanoes down here. Though assuming we did they probably all got torn down by the massive hurricanes we get.
Petition to force filmmakers to have to cast this guy for all their movies with him writing his own lines and doing pretty much this the entire time something stupid is going on. It would make movies so much better, ushering in a new golden age of movies.
Wait a sec, if that rock was so hot and it is able to melt away metal like that, that guy would’ve been dead instantly because the rock would go straight through him the moment of impact. Man he must do some serious chest workouts lol
I have no intention of ever watching this show or any of its spin offs but I hope they never stop making it so this channel never runs out of material.
9-1-1 is the main show and this is from the Texan spin off 9-1-1 Lone Star. Both shows are pretty terrible yet highly rated among viewers and still running today. @@kirara2516
My dad was a confined space rescue person, and never in all there training did they ever use the ladder truck to winch down from. They have these really cool tripods that were made for the express purpose.
My city has a ladder truck and they do use it to hoist people from "off the road and down the embankment" situations. People, not cars. I don't think they would take it to the edge of a volcanic sinkhole though. I don't think dropping a $10 million truck onto the guy in the hole would be good for the guy in the hole.
I had an hour to spare this morning. I finished the book I was reading pretty quick so I was going to finish listening to this podcast. I ended up binge watching a bunch of this guys videos. So freaking hilarious!
"I wish there was something that we can, throw on it, to make the heat go away. Something that comes in bottles or fire trucks or literally 71% of the Earth."
@Milan Latona u realize pouring water on something that hot with that much thermal mass would boil probably over 100 gallons of water before it was under boiling point
@@orlock20 I mean that wouldve fixed the problem..... and any other problems the guy had or ever would have, also it just occurred to me if this is supposedly a volcano..... why have they not evacuated the area so people arent there to stand around like idiots? or at least set up a perimeter to keep people out of the working area
@@shyowl3453 I saw the episode so I’ll explain, basically the long dormant volcano was erupting and while they claimed they could partially predict where the Fissures would show up, 0 successful evacuations were shown in the show so idk.
I love how you just ignore the absolute stupidity of a volcano in a state that has no history of volcanos. Excellent work avoiding the low-hanging fruit!
I love this series. You’re absolutely funny but correct. Honestly I feel like the producers either didn’t do research on Fire fighters and Emts do and what protocols they must follow or do know but are like screw it, we should make it look more epic by doing things that look cool but are unethical
People wonder why John and Roy had to wear their helmets in the Squad, when they offered no real protection in a crash. Well Randolph Mantooth said that producer Bob Cinader made them wear their helmets because that is what LA County did. Every Rescue on Emergency came out of a fire department log book from somewhere in the Country and every episode had someone from LA County FD on the set to make sure they got it right. The Guy who drover the fire Engine, Mike Stoker, was a real LA County Engineer.
I like how this highlights the frustrations that people who know about what's being portrayed. It reminds me a bit of the news. Any time the news talks about a subject that I have a decent amount of first hand experience, I know they're full of hot nonsense and lies. It was a very interesting realization when I made the connection that they were probably just as untrustworthy about everything else they were talking about.
Firefighters: playing Hazmat bingo over a Active Volcano "Volcano Goes off" FDC: "KAP Said your most likely not going to get workmen's comp because you were standing over a Volcano playing Hazmat Bingo But... HR SENDS THEIR LOVE!!" 😂😂
We actually do have a dormant volcano under the city. Austin is also on a fault line called Balconies Fault. That being said. Even I, a civilian know this show is a joke when it comes to both first response protocol and firefighting. Keep up the awesome videos man.
YES! They just keep getting better. One thing I'd love to see as a follow up to this series, is one where you recreate the events with a dummy, and show how you would ACTUALLY respond. Like film a training day of your crew :D I would watch the hell out of that.
1:24 might be a stupid question, but why didn't they just... roll him onto his side? Maybe that way the rock would fall off by itself? Or they could leverage it off instead of pull it off?
Seriously, how do they come up with what’s going to happen in this show? Are the writers sitting around the table drinking and smoking playing First Responder Mad Libs or something?
0:40 My first thought: kick it off his chest, or roll him over so it rolls off the ground where gravity is Not assisting it sinking into his chest. *Am i in the ballpark here?*
Guessing you've never burnt yourself? Anything thats burning if touching your skin will melt and fuse together with you if at a high temperature, I had a stone that exploded from being wet in a fire stick into me and I'll tell you it definitely didn't just roll out
@@Ascaron1337 In this case, it would be stuck to his singed heart, all the now dried blood around the heart and his singed lungs that probably now have massive holes where there shouldn't be holes.
@@orlock20 Well, obviously he would have died a very painful death. Also he would have tried to rip it out his chest. But let's be honest, he would have died on impact. So really no need to discuss that further :D
My first thought watching this was that Anyone with a BASIC knowledge of fire safety would do a better job than the people in these shows! I mean, the minute that kid got hit by the rock, I was like: ok, put it out first, then assess damage and proceed from there. Why in the world would they lift it off without cooling it off FIRST?? I have never been a fan of these kinda TV shows and this is why. They feel like they have to have crazy things for the drama when if they just retold actual firefighter stories it would be so much better! I Love your videos, please keep making them and thank you for all that you do!
This show is as accurate as the news these days. Will the volcano stop being a thing next episode? They should have set this show in California. Then it would all make sense.
Not exactly. The geology is all wrong, while their are a few hot spots and thermal springs, they won't produce the necessary among of magma. Oregon and Washington however? We have the Cascadia Subduction Zone, an 800 mile long zipper that can not only produce some the most devastating earthquakes North America has every seen but fuels extremely explosive volcanoes. In fact starting in 1997 a chuck of land west of the the South Sister Volcanoes has been SLLLLOWWWWWLLLY bulging upwards, about an inch or so every year.
Oh man, if this show was real, those 3 people would've been raked through the coals in courts for trying to get that shit out of his chest. The dudes still alive and awake after being pummeled by a flying rock going over 300mph and considering that looks like andesite its probably well over 1400°f and saw that dude walk up with a fire extinguisher
I mean its a option but considering they are a FIRE SERVICE they have plenty of "relatively" clean water at hand, a pool has a bunch of chemicals and who knows what, that would be almost sure to cause a infection or other issues, regardless it wouldve been better than what they did, like they looked at him, decided to move him, cleared off a table, dicked around looking for forceps that then dripped molten metal on his chest twice and THEN went to a blade to flick it off of him and then stood there circle jerking and high fiving, in short, turn him over so the rock falls off or use your fire resistant gloves :D , don't bother moving him right away as the issue is going to kill him by the time you move him or at least cause enough damage to kill him in the long term (ie cooked organs), just turn him and let it fall off its not hard, then cool the area with water (prefer sterile but you do what you gotta do) and get him to a hospital and try to figure out what you are going to put in the report
OMG, you crack me up every time with your evaluations of these things! Reminds me of my friend and I (back when we worked ER and ICU) and our husbands, watching movies with any medical scenes in them. We also critiqued what was done, laughing. When we did that during Robocop, both husbands told us they were never taking us to the movies again! 🤣🤣🤣
You also have a lack of common sense it seems because with a little bit of it youd realize theres are 100s of shows if not 1000s that arent like this, like do you not realize there are different types of shows?
@@zacmorris3932 Why put the effort into sifting through haystacks to find the needle when you could be doing literally anything else? It's not like television really improves your life.
Bob Cinader, the producer for Emergency told his writers that every rescue or fire had to come from the logs of a real fire department. Randolph Mantooth said at first the writers thought that would make the show boring, but then they read the logs and said they could not make up some of the stuff real fire departments did. Mike Stoker, who played Engineer Mike Stoker on the show, was a real LA County Fire Department engineer. Mantooth said he was always telling us to dial it back because real firemen don't act like that.
Keep these videos coming. as a firefighter I can't even watch these shows without having the same reactions that you do. and of course i'm the asshole because I ruin the show for everyone else lol
Ah yes, hazmat bingo. HR’s favourite game
who needs to breath in the toxic gas anyways? it's not like we have a ton of gas tanks to breath out of...
Hazmat Bingo!!!!!
I used to work in potentially H2S hazardous environments in a refinery and I can tell you if HR knew just how often equipment was really inspected 😂
Lmao I saw this video during my hazmat ops class
All jokes aside hazmat bingo sounds like a really fun board game
"Look it's melting into his chest!"
Maybe...
Put him on his side and let gravity decide this?
PFFTTT
I think they told us that gravity keeps that thing up... F*ck Newton!
You don't understand gravity helps it up
@Puss in Boots It’s from another of this guys videos. One of the firemen in the show said, when there were heavy metal beams threatening to crush a car, that the only things keeping them (the beams) up, is gravity. Stupid, I know
Gravity obviously hold things up according to the last episode with the steel beams
At least they didn't do chest compressions over top of the rock.
Bruh imagine
Yet
TBH I kinda wish they did.
Chest compressions. Chest compressions. Chest compressions.
Shouldve used a tourqinet smh my head
I love the fact that Mateo, the rookie in the series just casually walks up to the flaming patty of molten skin and rock and just sprays it with an extinguisher like it’s no big deal.
Less time learning bad habits I guess XD
@@AutumnTehKittythey haven’t drilled it into him that they are monsters that get paid by the hour yet. It’s a corrupt system of profiteers. /J
Firefighter Mateo uses co2 canister in the end to put out the magma piece and says "It's all good." Me-Shaking my head. Actual Firefighter- "Yousonofa-"
The second that rock landed on that guy’s chest, I actually blinked at the sight of it NOT killing him instantly. Seriously, something that hot and traveling that velocity would’ve at least burned deep enough to be fatal, right?
The impact alone might not be enough to kill instantly, depends on the pressure of the volcano, velocity of flying debris. The heat, however, would kill very quickly. It would cause instant third degree burns to a very delicate area. The good news is that it would immediately kill all the nerves surrounding the injury site and he would feel no pain as his heart, arteries and lungs cook.
Maybe he was a T-800.
Honestly I thought it was gonna go right through him
Even without the heat might've been fatal. Lava is molten rock, not pancake batter
My knowledge of ballistics as a little rusty but a rock like that would probably shatter his spine if he was hit from the front.
The forceps: melt instantly
The man chesthair: *pathetic*
Lololol. Comment of the hour
This is underrated XD
@@Notgoingtoprovide no comment of the century
Lmfaooo
He has to be related to Chuck Norris. Only Norris hairs have the ability withstand that kind of heat!
there are times when being slow and methodical is good, and there are times when standing around discussing tactics in committee is counterproductive. I think "active volcano" qualifies as the latter.
"Hey, Chief, do you think that pyroclastic flow is going to be a problem?"
"Nah. See the white smoke? That's not as toxic as the black smoke. We'll be fine if we stay 20 feet from the lava without our gas masks."
@@Vesperitis just watch out for the invisible blue sticky fire.
@@kenbrown2808 blue fire with black smoke, you're fucked
Regardless of the job, it’s in dangerous and chaotic situations like this that the higher ups are supposed take charge, make decisions as best they can, and give orders. Standing around talking while said situation is getting worse is not beneficial or recommended. It would be like in the middle of a battle the commander decided to hold a long council of war while ignoring the enemy soldiers moving around and preparing for an attack.
@@WorldWar2freak94 "if you blow the fire out, you have plenty of time to establish your command structure at your leisure"
“Steams hot, Cap”
Yes, that is usually how steam works. Also, I love how he needed the thermal imager to determine that fact.
Woah, 200°+ gas is hot? Who could've guessed!
As someone who had worked with pressure cookers, that are designed to release steam that is cold enough to stick your hand in without ill effect, I get the clarification.
Anyone who has ever taken the lid off a pot knows the hazards of steam.
And I thought the hunters in MHW are insane enough to crash down on Zorah Magdaros like it's just a walking glowy mountain.
@@Myuutsuu85 I mean the giant fireball immediately beforehand seems like a good enough indicator that this steam might be a lil spicy
As someone who studied geology and volcanology for two years at university, the lava situation is flat out impossible. First of all, lava (specifically lava bombs in this case) is incredibly dense. In fact, It is so dense that you can actually WALK on lava for short periods of time with enough safety equipment (Albeit that’s still an incredibly stupid idea). However, this density is what makes lava bombs so dangerous as well as makes this scenario impossible. If a lava bomb struck someone who was standing, the bomb would either:
A. Create a puncture wound similar to that of a bullet if the bomb was small.
B. Cave in the person’s body if the bomb was large enough.
C. Bounce off. MAYBE leaves some burns if it lands on bare skin. Possibly lights your clothes on fire.
What it will NOT do is impale itself in your torso and then calmly sit there like a parasitic leech
First thing you should've mentioned is that there are NO fault lines or tectonic plate lines anywhere in the State of Texas. Neither are there any volcanic hotspots, making an eruption it Texas pretty much impossible.
@@ffjsb I figured that went without saying. 😂
@@kylewilson2819 Have you ever seen the videos where kids today don't know how many dimes are in a dollar, or how many minutes are in a quarter hour??? And you expect they MAY have any knowledge of geology or vulcanology???
@@ffjsb guessing here, since I'm not American. DImes and dollars only share the letter d, so one dime to a dollar? And a quarter is 25 cents, so 25 mins in a quarter-hour? Unless you are using quarter horse as a measure of time, like football fields for distance. So perhaps it's 4 mins since the horse is a quadruped? :-)
@@AJPembertonyou’re exactly right! ;)
You know I can say it absolutely amazes me as to how realistic the old show emergency was compared to the new shows for their times.
Same thing goes with period pieces. Old Hollywood were incredibly accurate with how the Middle Ages looked while modern Hollywood tends to make everyone dress in brown unless they're bad guys who wear black. Unless it's fantasy, then they are somehow more accurate.
And that was _40 years ago!_
and not every episode had to outdo the previous one. One episode would be with a kid trapped in a collapsed building, another with a snake bite, and another trying to talk a guy down from ending it. heck, one episode was focused on the hospital portion of it and the head nurse dealing with a new nurse and system that was messing everything up.
Every call came out of a fire department logbook. Fun fact.
@@squidog94 100% true, although sometimes they were slightly modified in terms of the actual event. But all definitely inspired by actual events.
"I got abs of steel, bro."
"Yeah, well I got a chest of tungsten."
underrated comment right there...
What was the third law of physics again? Ah well, what I don't know can't hurt me
Fuck tungsten acquire molybdenum.
tungsten carbide*
@@rory8182 “I am a Anarchist to Science, your laws don’t apply to me”
As a blacksmith and someone who had done extensive casting.... if that lava was hot enough to melt those tongs on contact that fast it would’ve melted right through his chest almost immediately.
Also they show it only being red hot, reasonable for some types of lava but only around 1200-1500 degrees, not hot enough to melt steel. Then they also show it heating the tongs to a bright orange low yellow heat, hot enough to melt steel.
One rule of heat transfer, heat always flows from hot to cold. So assuming the magma is at the 1200 degrees it looks like, then it is physically impossible for it to heat the tongs up to a temperature higher than that. Not to mention that heat transfer takes time and you can dip steel tools into molten cast iron or copper 2800 and 200 degrees respectively, and they will not melt instantaneously. And those are molten metals which will transfer heat much faster than rock which is a poor conductor.
But who ever said Hollywood ever researched the science behind anything.
Thank you! A possibly stupid question, but at what temperatures would molten rock fuse to flesh/skin/bone like that?
@@Vesperitis It would not, most likely something that hot would melt instantly through skin but muscle is fairly resistant. Very low viscosity molten materials would just flow right off.
Something like magma would have more time due to high viscosity. and would likely sit in one spot and do more damage... But it would not get stuck onto you.
@@spacepraesidium2292 so essentially, putting survivability aside for the moment, they could've had just rolled that guy onto his side and the rock would've just come off?
@@Vesperitis yes
@@Vesperitis To be honest it likely would have fallen right off after impacting him. Since he was standing up.
I would have been much more worried about the blunt force trauma from the impact breaking ribs and impairing breathing or a head injury from falling than the lava causing burns.
Even if you ignore the water my first reaction to seeing a magma rock sitting atop the guy's chest would be to try to swipe it off ASAP instead of talking like it's a Dr. House episode.
I thought the same thing. Hell even the guy himself would've done that with his bare hands.
If it were me I'd be swiping that thing like a cat as I book it to the nearest pool or even a shower
Like they literally were just sitting around talking about whether they should get it off like BRUH, WHY WAS IT EVEN A QUESTION
And please dont turn him around...other wise it might fall of and damage the floor...so nice and easy on the back so that it can burn properly through his chest X-D
@@Distress. I mean it would have hurt, but I think sacrificing a hand to protect your chest is a good trade off.
ya for real. their sleeves look pretty thick as well so they could have just, you know, brushed or whacked the thing off. i think the victim would agree that a few more burns is worth not having a magma rock sunk into your chest.
I wanna just say thanks for your work doing these videos. After 28 years I was retired of the job via disability caused from an exposure. Most of the days I live with horrible pain and watching and laughing at your videos help a lot, more than you can imagine. Again thanks and keep up the great work. And if you ever need help with anything, again I’m retired so my day is pretty open. Stay safe brother!
Thanks for your service !
My biggest issues was we gotta pry this rock off him. These geniuses have never had to deal with thermite or metal slag. If it’s hot enough to melt stainless like that turn him over and let gravity and simple physics pull it off.
furthermore if it's hot enough to melt steel that fast, then the dude is already dead lol
its okay guys the forceps were made of frozen gallium
The writers have to be playing a drinking game, no way they are thinking this thru.
Well if it's cool. Rating will stonks. They always think that the people who watched this doesn't have knowledge about the theme (firefighters, doctors, police, and ect) and logic.
Well I know I'm really stupid, but COME ON!!!
They probably snort a line before they start writing.
I don't there are writers. Everyone just writes a word on a white paper and a script generating AI turns it into a show.
@@prunabluepepper ha
I bet they're sober as a bird. Sadly this is just how most people think these days.
You really need to be an advisor on these shows. Can’t even watch them on TV without cringing
🤦🏻♂️
I bet they’d pay him good money too! Unless his suggestions somehow didn’t make the show “dramatic” enough and they fire him for “creative differences” 😜
Every new Generation is getting dumber...kids these days are not even being educated because some dumbass released a Pandemic Virus
@@KingOfGamesss let's just feel bad for the kids who's parents still think the virus is a hoax. No education on top of damaging world views? Ouchhh
@Dr Uzi You ain’t lying. Kinda miss Emergency! though, at least it was both entertaining and had some accuracy with out being too extreme. That brought in a whole new generation of firefighters. I’m just afraid I’m gonna bring in a bunch of young high schoolers expecting everyday to be like what they are on TV.
SCBA's are overrated, I prefer to go without oxygen in a low oxygen environments. Nothing quite give you a rush like knowing each breath can be your last.
Keeps the adrenaline high
spoken like a man who does whip-its
They used to do it on the old days before SCBA's. They would literally put their face in their coats and take a breath from the "clean air" inside their coats. Breathing smoke was a rite of passage. Called them smoke breathers. And then you retired with cancer....
It’s like climbing Everest without supplemental o2, right?
ah yes just like we did in the old country
This whole show is a perfect example of how every day people are entertained by literal nonsense, Or should I mention the fact that the rock is taking its time with melting a dude alive.
Or the writers think every day people are idiots and wish to make money off of them.
@@davidholaday2817 bingo! You got it.
@@davidholaday2817 it's worse than that. The writers themselves ARE the idiots, but they think they're smart
@@davidholaday2817 Every day people ARE idiots. have you seen the idiots that go through airports. No, I am not talking about the employees.
Well can you blame it. That rock probably had a long day and wanted to savour the burning.
I just want to see a flashback episode where these guys go through training "Remember, the fireman's motto is: talk first, save lives later."
"Hey, what's this hose on the truck for?"
"That's decorative, don't ever touch it."
Wow! I live 40 miles from Austin and never knew they had palm trees, much less volcanos. Thank God there are realistic TV shows like this to keep me up to date!
I don't even live in Texas and I thought, "Hey, that looks like LA!"
(And I don't live in California, either.)
Apparently the house where this scene is taking place in is a LA landmark.
I mean I know Galveston, Tx. have palm trees but I live in Southeast Texas and even I've never seen palm trees or volcanoes down here. Though assuming we did they probably all got torn down by the massive hurricanes we get.
That was my first thought- they're really going to keep a straight face and tell me this is happening in Texas?
😂😂😂😂😂
Petition to force filmmakers to have to cast this guy for all their movies with him writing his own lines and doing pretty much this the entire time something stupid is going on.
It would make movies so much better, ushering in a new golden age of movies.
I would sign
You got my vote.
It would be like mystery science theatre 3k, but instead it’s inside the movie.
I would sign but ur at 420 likes and i dont want to ruin it
@@egewg1207 Already ruined :(
Wait a sec, if that rock was so hot and it is able to melt away metal like that, that guy would’ve been dead instantly because the rock would go straight through him the moment of impact. Man he must do some serious chest workouts lol
Relax he's wearing plot armor.. He's fine
@@Albaaaa05 lmfao
@@Albaaaa05 👏👏👏
He's Superman's bastard son. This show was set in the DC Universe this whole time! :P
His body would literally explode with the amount of water that would get flash boiled.
I have no intention of ever watching this show or any of its spin offs but I hope they never stop making it so this channel never runs out of material.
wait.... this garbage fest is a show? .... and has spin offs? entertainment quality really has dropped over the years.
9-1-1 is the main show and this is from the Texan spin off 9-1-1 Lone Star. Both shows are pretty terrible yet highly rated among viewers and still running today. @@kirara2516
these are how i found you and i love very one of them.. even if i don't watch the actual shows
Woah
My dad was a confined space rescue person, and never in all there training did they ever use the ladder truck to winch down from. They have these really cool tripods that were made for the express purpose.
Well, they have forgotten the rules of common sense and proper procedure, so using the ladder truck makes perfect sense to them. 😁
Those things cost around $6,000 which is probably more than their annual prop department's budget.
My city has a ladder truck and they do use it to hoist people from "off the road and down the embankment" situations. People, not cars.
I don't think they would take it to the edge of a volcanic sinkhole though. I don't think dropping a $10 million truck onto the guy in the hole would be good for the guy in the hole.
We have those in the Navy for doing tank rescues. They were called Haul safes
My fiance hates when I send these to her. She loves these shows. Hands down my new favorite channel. Keep being awesome!
My husband watches some other shows similar to these and won't watch with me because I call out the nonsense
"Jumping the shark" has officially been replaced with "blowing the volcano".
That sounds like a euphemism.
@@ellisz5972 and a really nasty one at that
I had an hour to spare this morning. I finished the book I was reading pretty quick so I was going to finish listening to this podcast. I ended up binge watching a bunch of this guys videos. So freaking hilarious!
You have a real comedic talent beyond your professional insight. Never be afraid to branch out into other material, you've got the chops.
"I wish there was something that we can, throw on it, to make the heat go away. Something that comes in bottles or fire trucks or literally 71% of the Earth."
There is a whole fetish that involves something like that and is already recommended (rightly or wrongly) for jelly fish stings.
I love the disappointment in his voice :/
@@orlock20 Well wrongly but Yes
To be fair one could make another video about why that 71% of the earth is wrong.
@@petrkinkal1509 so somebody could make a video explaining that it was right.
I’d say we should boycott these dumb TV shows, but then we wouldn’t get such amazing entertaining FDC videos…
Yes, I don't watch these shows. I'm here for the comedic dose of reality delivered by Jason @Fire Department Chronicles!
I would say only problem with the 9-1-1s is use of equipment
I think you should boycott TV
@Milan Latona u realize pouring water on something that hot with that much thermal mass would boil probably over 100 gallons of water before it was under boiling point
@Milan Latona gonna give the patient frost bite all over their abdomen using a co2 extinguisher?
I’m surprised they did say “Get a torch.... we need to melt the rock”....
If Micheal Bay was the director, they would use high explosives to blow the rock to bits.
@@orlock20 I mean that wouldve fixed the problem..... and any other problems the guy had or ever would have, also it just occurred to me if this is supposedly a volcano..... why have they not evacuated the area so people arent there to stand around like idiots? or at least set up a perimeter to keep people out of the working area
@@shyowl3453 I saw the episode so I’ll explain, basically the long dormant volcano was erupting and while they claimed they could partially predict where the Fissures would show up, 0 successful evacuations were shown in the show so idk.
1:18 "...seriously, any kind of water..." LMFAO too funny
I love how you just ignore the absolute stupidity of a volcano in a state that has no history of volcanos. Excellent work avoiding the low-hanging fruit!
*laughs in west Texas.
the most egregious part of this is that they are obviously filming in LA and make no attempt to hide the damn palm trees.
I thought Texas has some palm trees?
@@kylieford546 Not in Austin
@@lederp42 Austin
@@lederp42 Only dormant ones to my knowlage
Palm trees are the least of this shows problems
I love this series. You’re absolutely funny but correct. Honestly I feel like the producers either didn’t do research on Fire fighters and Emts do and what protocols they must follow or do know but are like screw it, we should make it look more epic by doing things that look cool but are unethical
It's simpler than that. They do not care at all.
@Paul Martin Hey it would be the cinema without a baby flying out of a moving vehicle and landing in a tree
Probably the latter
People wonder why John and Roy had to wear their helmets in the Squad, when they offered no real protection in a crash. Well Randolph Mantooth said that producer Bob Cinader made them wear their helmets because that is what LA County did. Every Rescue on Emergency came out of a fire department log book from somewhere in the Country and every episode had someone from LA County FD on the set to make sure they got it right. The Guy who drover the fire Engine, Mike Stoker, was a real LA County Engineer.
what research do you have to do to know you should swipe away a piece of molten rock that just lodged in a man's chest
Lone Star: worst show ever.
FDC making fun of it: best show ever
I like how this highlights the frustrations that people who know about what's being portrayed.
It reminds me a bit of the news. Any time the news talks about a subject that I have a decent amount of first hand experience, I know they're full of hot nonsense and lies. It was a very interesting realization when I made the connection that they were probably just as untrustworthy about everything else they were talking about.
Damn these greenscreen videos are bangers every time! 2 minutes of pure happiness and laughter. Thank you!
Firefighters: playing Hazmat bingo over a Active Volcano
"Volcano Goes off"
FDC: "KAP Said your most likely not going to get workmen's comp because you were standing over a Volcano playing Hazmat Bingo But...
HR SENDS THEIR LOVE!!" 😂😂
Call me crazy but I think Jason just might be the only actual firefighter on that show.
Is jason the one with the extinguisher at the end?
@@hazgebu Jason is the guy that greenscreened himself in... Y'know, the guy that runs the channel
@@richardmillhousenixon ok sry I just found the channel and didn't know his name.
@@hazgebu no need to apologize. welcome, new fan.
Day 4 of asking him to green screen himself into Planes: Fire & Rescue next
I'm here once again to second this.
Yes!
+1
You know he isn't able to make and upload videos to TH-cam once every 30 seconds right?
@@KingOfGamesss no shit
these are just so good. also im the 666th comment.... spooooky
😳
When are you going to Green screen yourself in hurtlocker...
Everyone should go check out this guys TH-cam channel and subscribe!!! I want to see him get to a million!!!
@Angry Cops you should interview the writers of the show for a fluff piece for DNN!
@@Christyc250 I want that training video SOOOOOO BADDD!!
This is my introduction to 9-1-1. Your videos also just popped up in my recommended and I could not be happier
"Ah! IT'S MELTING! GeT Me AnOtHeR OnE!"
AND, THE BIGGEST TV IDIOT AWARD GOES TO...!
My favorite thing about seeing these commercials on tv is knowing I'll see a parody soon.
Please don’t stop making these, I so look forward to these and they make me laugh so hard
I'm just marveling at how palm trees are so abundant supposedly in Austin, nevermind the huge mountains in the background of some scenes.
I feel like we’ve watched tv together before, you and my family. These are great!
I'm glad that you're watching these shows for me. I would end up screaming and throwing something hard through the TV every time it comes on.
We actually do have a dormant volcano under the city. Austin is also on a fault line called Balconies Fault.
That being said. Even I, a civilian know this show is a joke when it comes to both first response protocol and firefighting. Keep up the awesome videos man.
We have a dormant volcano under the city!? Are you kidding?
Come to think of it...there is a hot springs in south east San Antonio too.
Wait? We do? Fuck. I moved away from CA to avoid natural disasters.
@@noneofyourbusiness9489 Yes we do lol. We had a tiny earthquake a few years ago. But no activity since then.
@@BA-ng9bx yep! Probably due to Balconies Fault
This is the only way to watch these shows. Thanks for enduring the aggravation for the rest of us. Loving this series.
1:41 roll him onto his side so gravity stop pulling the lava further into his chest.
I will never be able to take this show seriously if I ever watch it because of you
YES! They just keep getting better.
One thing I'd love to see as a follow up to this series, is one where you recreate the events with a dummy, and show how you would ACTUALLY respond.
Like film a training day of your crew :D
I would watch the hell out of that.
Everyone of these have been gold, solid fried gold.
Please don't stop making these. Absolute gold, I tell ya! Gold!
I live in Austin and this show has been a literal hell since its release. Thank you for giving it the flack it so rightly deserves.
I enjoy that I found this video the minute it’s posted
1:24 might be a stupid question, but why didn't they just... roll him onto his side? Maybe that way the rock would fall off by itself? Or they could leverage it off instead of pull it off?
Didn't know Frank Burns from mash was consulting on medical shows.
Gee, I was wondering what happened to old Ferret Face. 🤣🤣🤣
Frank Burns eats worms.
Literally.
Larry Linville died in 2000.
@@btrotta He could have made notes.
Actually, After watching them, I’d rather Frank Burns Treating me. 😂
@@skittlesandfriends5710 😂😂😂😂😂😂 fair point.
I am OBSESSED with these! this is exactly how I watch films and probably why no one wants to watch them with me 😂
I hope you do more of these green screens! They are hilarious and loving all the logical parody!
I love this guy ... pls more of those "end credit scenes"
That ending, LOVE IT
Jesus that guy must have his heat resistant stat way up
Drank a Potion of Fire Resistance
Ring of Ice: +500 Fire Resistance
This could possibly be your funniest video yet. PLEASE don't ever stop making these, it is some of the best entertainment on the planet!
Hot enough to melt metal on contact but cold enough to just sizzle the top layer of this dudes skin.
Seriously, how do they come up with what’s going to happen in this show? Are the writers sitting around the table drinking and smoking playing First Responder Mad Libs or something?
California crack is stronger.
At least First Responder Mad Libs would make better sense than this show!
0:40 My first thought: kick it off his chest, or roll him over so it rolls off the ground where gravity is Not assisting it sinking into his chest.
*Am i in the ballpark here?*
They could just, you know, flip the guy sideways and let the rock fall off.
Aaaactually.. If it was a super hot magma stone, it would definitely stick to the body, like a steak in a stainless steel pan without oil. :)
Guessing you've never burnt yourself? Anything thats burning if touching your skin will melt and fuse together with you if at a high temperature, I had a stone that exploded from being wet in a fire stick into me and I'll tell you it definitely didn't just roll out
It would probably stop "sinking" though wouldn't it
cuz gravity?
@@Ascaron1337 In this case, it would be stuck to his singed heart, all the now dried blood around the heart and his singed lungs that probably now have massive holes where there shouldn't be holes.
@@orlock20 Well, obviously he would have died a very painful death. Also he would have tried to rip it out his chest.
But let's be honest, he would have died on impact. So really no need to discuss that further :D
My first thought watching this was that Anyone with a BASIC knowledge of fire safety would do a better job than the people in these shows! I mean, the minute that kid got hit by the rock, I was like: ok, put it out first, then assess damage and proceed from there. Why in the world would they lift it off without cooling it off FIRST?? I have never been a fan of these kinda TV shows and this is why. They feel like they have to have crazy things for the drama when if they just retold actual firefighter stories it would be so much better! I Love your videos, please keep making them and thank you for all that you do!
I usually have a pretty good suspension of disbelief for TV shows or movies but that ember on the chest scene shattered it into a million pieces.
This show is as accurate as the news these days. Will the volcano stop being a thing next episode? They should have set this show in California. Then it would all make sense.
Or in the PNW, specifically the Cascade range. Where many of our volcanoes are. But I guess _Lone Star_ sounds cooler.
Not exactly. The geology is all wrong, while their are a few hot spots and thermal springs, they won't produce the necessary among of magma. Oregon and Washington however? We have the Cascadia Subduction Zone, an 800 mile long zipper that can not only produce some the most devastating earthquakes North America has every seen but fuels extremely explosive volcanoes. In fact starting in 1997 a chuck of land west of the the South Sister Volcanoes has been SLLLLOWWWWWLLLY bulging upwards, about an inch or so every year.
The guy with the meteorite stuck in his chest would’ve died in like a min wtf. 😂
Less than that. That rock would be touching his lungs and heart.
1:49 My favorite part I'm dying😂
2:02 lmao I’m done
Easily my favorite thing on TH-cam right now. Thank you
Oh man, if this show was real, those 3 people would've been raked through the coals in courts for trying to get that shit out of his chest. The dudes still alive and awake after being pummeled by a flying rock going over 300mph and considering that looks like andesite its probably well over 1400°f and saw that dude walk up with a fire extinguisher
It looks like he has swim shorts on and that house looks like it would have a pool. Just toss him in the pool and take him in for burn treatment! lol
my god i feel like an idiot for not realizing that
I mean its a option but considering they are a FIRE SERVICE they have plenty of "relatively" clean water at hand, a pool has a bunch of chemicals and who knows what, that would be almost sure to cause a infection or other issues, regardless it wouldve been better than what they did, like they looked at him, decided to move him, cleared off a table, dicked around looking for forceps that then dripped molten metal on his chest twice and THEN went to a blade to flick it off of him and then stood there circle jerking and high fiving, in short, turn him over so the rock falls off or use your fire resistant gloves :D , don't bother moving him right away as the issue is going to kill him by the time you move him or at least cause enough damage to kill him in the long term (ie cooked organs), just turn him and let it fall off its not hard, then cool the area with water (prefer sterile but you do what you gotta do) and get him to a hospital and try to figure out what you are going to put in the report
Oh. My. God. Everybody in the Tram was staring at me, wheni burst out in hilarious laughter! Ahahaha Dude, this series is so fantastic! :'D
OMG, you crack me up every time with your evaluations of these things! Reminds me of my friend and I (back when we worked ER and ICU) and our husbands, watching movies with any medical scenes in them. We also critiqued what was done, laughing. When we did that during Robocop, both husbands told us they were never taking us to the movies again! 🤣🤣🤣
As a geologist, it is actually impossible for there to be volcanoes in Texas... I'm in awe.
Do we not evacuate people from around the thing that’s spitting out flaming rocks?
This is why I never watch TV, literally never. I can't even enjoy it due to the lack of common sense.
You also have a lack of common sense it seems because with a little bit of it youd realize theres are 100s of shows if not 1000s that arent like this, like do you not realize there are different types of shows?
@@zacmorris3932 And most of them are just as dumb, so what is your point?
@@rdubayoo damn you really have only watched a handful of tv shows and it shows
@@zacmorris3932 Why put the effort into sifting through haystacks to find the needle when you could be doing literally anything else? It's not like television really improves your life.
1:34 As a physicist I was thinking actually that! What kind of material is his body made of? 😂😂😂😂 Superman has returned to Earth! ... jubii??...
im in love with this channel, but this series specifically is just. mm. Beautiful
I love this! The cheesiest rescue drama series put to the FDC treatment! Give us more!
I saw this and I swear, the show producers don’t consult any actual experts in any actual fields
Bob Cinader, the producer for Emergency told his writers that every rescue or fire had to come from the logs of a real fire department. Randolph Mantooth said at first the writers thought that would make the show boring, but then they read the logs and said they could not make up some of the stuff real fire departments did. Mike Stoker, who played Engineer Mike Stoker on the show, was a real LA County Fire Department engineer. Mantooth said he was always telling us to dial it back because real firemen don't act like that.
Not even the basics of thermodynamics.... a 3 year old would be able to spot that one.
Keep these videos coming. as a firefighter I can't even watch these shows without having the same reactions that you do. and of course i'm the asshole because I ruin the show for everyone else lol
I'm pretty sure that lava rock would kill the dude instantly...
These are absolutely amazing, freaking hilarious!!🤣 Never stop doing them!!
The day I found your channel (today) was an absolute blessing!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 would love to see a video where you and a couple of your FF bros/sis do an entire movie or episode like mystery science theater 3000 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, god, yes, please Mistie this!!
Yes get me a whole 30 minute video of this.
There's no way that man survived being PUNCTURED IN THE CHEST BY MOLTEN ROCK lol. These shows...
I know nothing about fire/medical, but these are AMAZING. Going to go watch all of them now.
Yes I love this! I found my wife watching this show last night and started laughing at how over the top it was.
They actually had a guy with a volcanic rock in his chest? Wow