You gotta love how these shows thrive on the "heroes" who break protocol to save lives more effectively, not realizing that protocols are literally made to do everything as safely and quickly as possible.
@@rambo8863 if a chick's on her period, that first one could potentially wind you up on a certain registry, also I hope to God you meant to type splint, otherwise you stay the hell away from me if I'm ever hurt! 😆 🤣
@@orlock20 I literally was laughing so hard at your comment my wife came to check on me. Classic! Next time I’m in the back of the bus I’m going to lean over slap the monitor.
The fact that the real life medical director of Austin-Travis County EMS had come out and said “you are not authorized to do anything you see on this show” should say something.
I like how he says “grab a c collar and let’s get her out of there” as if A) spinal immobilization precautions were an afterthought and B) now that her BP came up to a whopping 83/50 we can stop playing around and actually initiate transport
@@tammyt3434 I'll have you know the Great Value™ Triple Antibiotic Cream® Is the corner stone to all healthy and active families! The same active ingredients for a 1/3 the price! Great value, a brand you can trust.
Oops, she didn't need that lung, right? Or that other one either.... she'll be fine... oh, there goes the stomach, just gonna collect some organs real quick.
I enjoyed how they didn't even ask any further questions. Oh she's O-? Perfect! This patient will love sharing in whatever bloodborne pathogen you are carrying that we don't know about!
Also, O- being a universal donor only applies to red blood cells. Plasma from an O-... not so universally received. Direct or whole blood transfusions usually require the donor and patient to be the same blood type. Otherwise, there's a LOT that can go wrong, most of which will result in the patient dying. Painfully.
"So we're just not going to screen her to make sure she has the right blood, she doesn't have any BBIs, and she doesn't have any drugs in her blood that could cause major complications or allergic reactions?"
I've been permanently deferred from donating blood,blood products or organs due to having been on a Mediterranean cruise in 1985 when Britain was supplying beef to NATO forces & the causes of Mad Cow disease were discovered. Though,a couple years ago,I started getting calls from the blood bank to see if I would resume donating my O- blood again. I reminded them of how firmly I was told to not ever attempt blood donation again & hung up. When I renewed my CDL in 2020, I could not get removed from the organ donor list so when I croak my organs will be harvested,tested & most likely trashed.
If my crew mate suggested any of that crap we just saw, I would look at them like "what kinder suprise egg did you get you paramedic registration from?"
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... what if we do a 12 person transfusion daisy-chain? Then we won't have to worry about getting fired because we'll all be dead from blood loss!
Well, some would be dead from blood loss, others would be dead from their blood cells exploding due to incompatible blood types mixing. Either way, wouldn't have to worry about getting fired.
When this came out Austin/Travis County EMS sent out a memo stating that none of the procedures seen on this program were to be performed in the field.
Wait? So throwing shrappnell filled heavy bags into mine fields to check if a certain spot is save (while standing directly above the mentioned shrappnell bag) is a BAD idea?
Ah, but they leave everyone wanting more, and from what I've heard many of the really good actors say, "Always leave them begging for more, and you know you've got them hooked!"
Perhaps he's doing a favor by cutting down forty minutes into three or four minutes of the highest dosage of ludicrousness. I do get where your coming from, though.
I can imagine this show having someone pump their blood directly into someone who's haemorrhaging and eventually have both people bleed out with a team of EMTs around them saying something like, What went wrong their?
also, you know, the patient will most likely go in acute shock as her body directly starts attacking the foreign blood because they failed to do a cross test. contrary to popular belief. there are infact a lot more than just 8 blood types. and just because you are 0- doesnt mean anyone can just accept your blood.
@@nickvanachthoven7252 Yeah as someone who's had a lot of blood transfusions it annoys be seeing that woman be like, hey pump straight from my wrist into her, it'll be fine
I know they did a person to person transfusion in the outpost. It worked but he died later in surgery. But with that being said it was a combat procedure that really happened irl. The guy got a silver star from it. Oh and soldiers have their blood type on their dogtags.
This is why "Emergency!" was the greatest firefighter/paramedic show that ever existed (and medical in general). There are a lot of reasons, though. It's before a lot of people's times (certainly before mine, but my family has always liked things no matter the era, and my siblings and I pretty much went out of our way to watch it on meTV), but if you haven't watched it I highly recommend.
“Emergency” was why I wanted to become a firefighter but that all ended after I helped the REAL firefighter fight a brush fire on a hot day. I never knew how much a hose line weighed when it was CHARGED!!!! 😅
I think the longest vehicle extrication was the one I was called to help on last year. I arrived around 1 hour in and the person was freed after 2 hours ish. Luckily everyone got home safe and the patient was somewhat unharmed. just a super tricky job that required patience. Love your content!
Some regions in europe have blood on trauma medic cars and/or helicopters, but... yeah, not like this shit. Field transfusions are the fastest way to kill two patients.
I'm not a medic or doctor or nurse or anything but I have a feeling blood has to be screened through STD and other disease testing before it's given to a patient who needs it...so yeah, that's a no for a patient to patient transfusion.
The Fire Department Chronicles are meant to show the humorous side of very serious careers, as well as showing how very stupid the so-called "medical" and "emergency" type shows are, as in this one. OBVIOUSLY this whole thing is way off base, which is why Jason green-screened himself into it, to point out what wasn't being done correctly!!
Don't different blood types have a chance of being rejected by the recipient? Not sure if they checked, but I wouldn't be surprised if they forgot and the recepient rejected the blood and died.
This is like a gold mine. Imagine how many bad medical and fire tv shows are out there... I'm all in for the ride of the rising of this account #yehaaa
This show is causing me pain and distress on a psychological scale. Remember when Emergency was a thing? Remember how that show sorta went out of it's way to be legit as possible? Those were the days....
Yep. Back when LACoFD started switching their fleet to diesels, the Ward LaFrance company *donated* a rig to Universal to be used on the show, for that extra bit of realism. After the show ended, a strange deal was made: Universal had concession rights at Yosemite National Park, and Yosemite needed a more modern rig. So, Universal donated the Ward to Yosemite for use as a structural engine, the LA County Fire Museum got Yosemite's 1937 Seagrave, *and* had dibs for when Engine 51 finished it's service life. Now, the Museum has both the Crown Firecoach and Ward LaFrance versions of Engine 51, as well as the Dodge dually used as Squad 51.
"Did you just tap the screen hoping it would change the rhythm?" LMAO Doc: How on earth did you stabilize her rhythm? EMT: I tapped on the screen exactly 5 times. Doc: Good thing you stopped at 5 taps. Anything after 5 taps would've killed her.
For some reason, your joke reminded me of a comic I read years ago Dr: holds up x-ray Dr to patient: well, you had a broken leg, but I photoshopped it for you.
I mean it works on old analog electronics... sometimes (other times makes it worse), one of writers probably remembers fixing a tube TV by banging on it... human hearts work the same, right? Seriously we should always remember that all movies and television are always written by writers. So they'll lean into someone who's kinda okay with consumer tech, probably old one, has experience in using coffee maker and visiting cafes, and knows almost nothing about other professions.
Watch almost every rescue from Emergency and pretty Gage and DeSoto did the following. 1) Contact Rampart. 2) Send the Hospital an EKG strip 3) Start an IV with D5W or Ringer's Lactate when told to by the hospital, 4) Stop all the bleeding. 5) Transport immediately. There is an actual episode where a new Paramedic trainee wants to do something without permission and Roy looks at him and says "Do you want to get fired"
I love this series, 34 years in fire service has trained me to not watch any of these shows that are so inaccurate makes me want to vomit. Keep up the good work, very entertaining.
Fun fact: the metal bar you see under the doors of a semi truck's trailer are not in fact there to make it easier for the trucker or warehouse workers to get in and out of said trailer. They're there to give you something to crash into before your car runs halfway under the thing and decapitates you. No I'm not joking.
😂 I had to go to the Er the other night for a pesky kidney stone. I asked the RN how she feels about these hospital, trauma shows. She was just about to give me zofran and morphine. Her response was “do you wanna let me help you feel a little better?” I said yes , she said “ then don’t ask me how mind boggling stupid those shows are !” 😂
@ Fire Department Chronicles. Thanks again Jason. I don't watch any of these shows and I really appreciate your commentary, delivery and the laughs it brings me. I appreciate that you make these videos while still keeping your day job of really saving lives and property. Hope you, your fellow first responders, and your families stay safe and well.
I like how they didn't even check to see if the patient could accept blood transfusions. I guess it's to be expected given how the crew did not bother to locate her wound(s).
I'm not sure that I have ever seen a patient hooked to an ekg while being extricated unless they had an existing cardiac issue that concerned the medics.
That's because an EKG is luxury and extrication has no time for luxuries. Golden hour of trauma demands the patient be only stabilized on scene and then transported asap - the concept of _stay and play_ is *not* applicable in polytrauma cases.
I think in the episode the patient was undergoing V-TATCH. Not sure whether that would warrant the EKG, but there was a cardiac issue, in addition to the blood loss.
As someone that works in a hospital blood bank that whole idea of person to person blood transfusions hurts me. Also there are ambulances that keep units on hand for things like this.
These are hilarious! 🤣 This wasn't my favorite one but I still got a great laugh! And I can't tell you how much that laugh was needed. I knew when this popped up, I'd HAVE to stop crying because I'd be laughing. 💖
Yes. It's all about the delivery and Jason has it down pat! But I still hope he doesn't quit his day job. He's gotta be fun on calls. When needed, people can use a good laugh.
this has very quickly become one of my favorite clips to watch I am no expert but when I watch these show they make me cringe. Seeing someone tear them apart that actually knows a thing or two make me laugh thank you.
If I could buy stocks for this channel I would put my savings here and watch them fly! You have amazing physical comedy and writing skills, keep it up!
LOL! You are right about how fast you guys work. I passed a horrible accident on my bike omw to a friends house to borrow his truck. I came back thru in the truck and they had not only already gotten the passengers out of a car flipped over in a ditch and to the hospital in 15 min, but there was a tow truck towing the car away. Granted, there were also 2 fire trucks, 4 police cars, and 2 ambulances on scene when I originally passed by, but i know they hadn't been there long because most of them passed me on the way to the accident.
These medical shows like like some sort of dystopian future where everyone competent died and the only paramedics/doctors/firefighters are people who learned what they know from watching TV
I always had a feeling something was off with these kind of shows. Glad to know there’s an expert showing exactly what it is. Keep it up man this stuff is funny.
Lets have the car going anywhere from 30-80 mph ram into the back of a truck that weighs several tons that’s going 20-55 mph, which won’t get the car stuck and probably kill the person!
@@smokingdog9349 I saw the aftermath of a wreck were a 2 guys hit a semi racing at like a hundred. One guy was badly hurt, the other guy was, just, done.
Im subscribing just for these videos. Im not a fireman or any sort of first responder, but I've taken enough cpr classes as a construction worker to find these hilarious.
Had an extrication recently where the driver slid the front of the car under the rear of the semi. could have licked the bumper. got the roof off quickly but had to wait to get a crane to lift the semi and roll the dash. The term "Worlds longest extrication" has been thrown around a lot lol.
I love how they do all this dancing around about bleeding and transfusions, then at the very end now they suddenly become concerned about spinal trauma and extrication
Wow!! You’re really on to something good here. I was so down about everything that’s going on these days and you brought a smile to my face inside of two minutes. Thank you.
Reminded me of one of the best pieces of media consumption advice I'd seen recently. Find a report by the outlet discussing something you know well, but isn't especially common knowledge. Read/watch/listen to it - and when you're done make yourself remember that they're likely as accurate on *everything*, including the stuff *you're not an expert in*.
Poor Rob Lowe can"t walk past any firefighter in America without having to look the other way out of total embarrassment. Johnny and Roy did a better job in the 70's then these clowns.
@@colelowenstein1201 I cannot imagine Lifepak ever making anything with a touchscreen, one ride in the back of an ambulance with a flailing patient is all you need to show how that is a bad idea.
Used to watch all the fire shows, chifi lonestar st19 etc. Stopped because it pissed me off to see the massive amounts of fakeness that woyld never happed in the real world
As someone with O Negative blood, I can confirm that I am repeatedly asked to randomly run up to auto wrecks to volunteer to donate my blood.
You must exclusively wear t shirts advertising your blood type
Man, you probably have to watch your back in case someone hunts and ambushes you for on-field improptu transfusion.
Do you not carry around a ziploc bag of blood everywhere you go? Amateur.
I find that hard to believe unless you have a license plate that reads "O Neg" or something like that.
@@rhoonah5849 Ever hear of sarcasm?
You gotta love how these shows thrive on the "heroes" who break protocol to save lives more effectively, not realizing that
protocols are literally made to do everything as safely and quickly as possible.
Nothing says you don't respect the system like breaking protocols to get everyone killed.
It's all about being "edgy" and #stunningandbrave.
Let's hope she doesn't get an infection from having needles jabbed in her in an unsanitary environment.
Had us in the first half not going to lie
@@rambo8863 if a chick's on her period, that first one could potentially wind you up on a certain registry, also I hope to God you meant to type splint, otherwise you stay the hell away from me if I'm ever hurt! 😆 🤣
Ah yes, tapping on the screen, beginner mistake. Should've turned it off and back on again.
🤣
Tapping does nothing. Slapping it hard like it owes you money is how to make it relay information that you want to see.
Lol.
@@orlock20 I literally was laughing so hard at your comment my wife came to check on me. Classic! Next time I’m in the back of the bus I’m going to lean over slap the monitor.
@@druhuggins8767 😂😂😂 slap the shit out of while saying “Nah nahhh it’s all wrong! This is the 3rd defective monitor we’ve had this shift”
“You’re getting fired, you’re getting fired, we’re all getting fired” hahaha
Can’t fire us, we’re the voly squad!!!
“Your medic card is getting yanked, and your medic card is getting yanked, and your medic card is getting yanked, and…”
That one killed me
He is the Oprah of firemen.
ah yes, you see when firemen make mistakes that cost people their lives they are held accountable. might be a contributor to the rivalry.
The fact that the real life medical director of Austin-Travis County EMS had come out and said “you are not authorized to do anything you see on this show” should say something.
"In fact, you're so fired that next week, when we post this job opening, we want you to reapply so we can FIRE YOU AGAIN."
I love how she just was ok immediately after a tiny amount of blood and they didn’t even try to get her out
Also, that she was okay while still in Vtach, a rhythm sometimes found in cardiac arrest.
Clearly she’s a vampire
I like how he says “grab a c collar and let’s get her out of there” as if A) spinal immobilization precautions were an afterthought and B) now that her BP came up to a whopping 83/50 we can stop playing around and actually initiate transport
In the next episode they'll helicopter in an emergency supply of band-aids and generic Neosporin.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bahhahaha....c- collars are for woosies..lol or part of thier 45 minutes of screw protocol routine.
Like they shouldnt have worried about her getting out while the victim was unconcious
@@tammyt3434 I'll have you know the Great Value™ Triple Antibiotic Cream® Is the corner stone to all healthy and active families! The same active ingredients for a 1/3 the price!
Great value, a brand you can trust.
Spoiler: Next episode they are gonna help her breath by using the air pressure of the tires.
Lol. They probably will. Hopefully the valve stems don't have a green cover. Lol.
I watch that show and they dont
Oops, she didn't need that lung, right? Or that other one either.... she'll be fine... oh, there goes the stomach, just gonna collect some organs real quick.
@@redpug5042 nobody needs that much organs in them anyways, so grab em while they're still hot.
@@wrenwhite8402 you watched, doesn't mean it won't.
I enjoyed how they didn't even ask any further questions. Oh she's O-? Perfect! This patient will love sharing in whatever bloodborne pathogen you are carrying that we don't know about!
Also, O- being a universal donor only applies to red blood cells. Plasma from an O-... not so universally received.
Direct or whole blood transfusions usually require the donor and patient to be the same blood type. Otherwise, there's a LOT that can go wrong, most of which will result in the patient dying. Painfully.
"So we're just not going to screen her to make sure she has the right blood, she doesn't have any BBIs, and she doesn't have any drugs in her blood that could cause major complications or allergic reactions?"
I've been permanently deferred from donating blood,blood products or organs due to having been on a Mediterranean cruise in 1985 when Britain was supplying beef to NATO forces & the causes of Mad Cow disease were discovered.
Though,a couple years ago,I started getting calls from the blood bank to see if I would resume donating my O- blood again.
I reminded them of how firmly I was told to not ever attempt blood donation again & hung up.
When I renewed my CDL in 2020, I could not get removed from the organ donor list so when I croak my organs will be harvested,tested & most likely trashed.
@@christinebonner2210I think they just changed that rule, because I’m in the same situation, but it was really recently.
It (almost) worked for Lucy Westenra it might work for this person!
“We follow protocol she’s gonna be gone before we get her out of here” that’s a good thing to say in front of your patient
That will definitely help her slow her bleeding and stabilize her heart rhythm instead of inducing a panic that makes everything worse!
To be fair, at the speed they were going...
“Who’s the MD of this place?” 😂 so true.
🤣
The actual medical director of the Austin area actually (jokingly) revoked the medical credentials of every provider on Lone star 911
Dr Pull My Finger
@@zzap210 Got an article or source on that, cause I'd love to read that.
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If my crew mate suggested any of that crap we just saw, I would look at them like "what kinder suprise egg did you get you paramedic registration from?"
Me, and several of my coworkers, would more than likely slap them.
I would want a pee test to see what he was on.
Bahahaha..they ordered it off wish!
@@GhostBear3067 you will tap on him or her head to make sure the brain is working. Instead of the machine.
It must be a cultural difference. Here I might ask, "did you get your license from a Cracker Jacks box?"
This series is gonna make this channel explode more than it has already
Definitely 👍
I hope so.
That's why I'm here! ;)
I already watched him on tiktok and this is too great
im sorry but i thought your pfp was something wayyyy different than a cat 😭😭
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... what if we do a 12 person transfusion daisy-chain? Then we won't have to worry about getting fired because we'll all be dead from blood loss!
So basically the sequel to Human Centipede nobody wanted.
LMFAO!!
Or Blood poisoning
Start 12 IVs...
Well, some would be dead from blood loss, others would be dead from their blood cells exploding due to incompatible blood types mixing. Either way, wouldn't have to worry about getting fired.
I, too, set up the ECG and untested rando person-to-person blood transfusions before attempting risky procedures like C-spine stabilization or oxygen.
Were you by any chance playing Surgeon Simulator?
When this came out Austin/Travis County EMS sent out a memo stating that none of the procedures seen on this program were to be performed in the field.
Whats really sad is the fact that they had to write a memo on that
More surprised Austin/Travis County fire-EMS did not try to sue Fox for slander.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wait? So throwing shrappnell filled heavy bags into mine fields to check if a certain spot is save (while standing directly above the mentioned shrappnell bag) is a BAD idea?
The only bad thing about these videos is that they end too soon
Ah, but they leave everyone wanting more, and from what I've heard many of the really good actors say, "Always leave them begging for more, and you know you've got them hooked!"
Perhaps he's doing a favor by cutting down forty minutes into three or four minutes of the highest dosage of ludicrousness. I do get where your coming from, though.
I can imagine this show having someone pump their blood directly into someone who's haemorrhaging and eventually have both people bleed out with a team of EMTs around them saying something like, What went wrong their?
also, you know, the patient will most likely go in acute shock as her body directly starts attacking the foreign blood because they failed to do a cross test.
contrary to popular belief. there are infact a lot more than just 8 blood types. and just because you are 0- doesnt mean anyone can just accept your blood.
@@nickvanachthoven7252 Yeah as someone who's had a lot of blood transfusions it annoys be seeing that woman be like, hey pump straight from my wrist into her, it'll be fine
And heaven help you if she had a blood borne illness she wasn't aware of
I know they did a person to person transfusion in the outpost. It worked but he died later in surgery. But with that being said it was a combat procedure that really happened irl. The guy got a silver star from it. Oh and soldiers have their blood type on their dogtags.
@@doctorplagus7138 this too... you can't just pump random's blood, it needs testing, what if the person has hepatitis... or HIV.
This is why "Emergency!" was the greatest firefighter/paramedic show that ever existed (and medical in general). There are a lot of reasons, though. It's before a lot of people's times (certainly before mine, but my family has always liked things no matter the era, and my siblings and I pretty much went out of our way to watch it on meTV), but if you haven't watched it I highly recommend.
“Emergency” was why I wanted to become a firefighter but that all ended after I helped the REAL firefighter fight a brush fire on a hot day. I never knew how much a hose line weighed when it was CHARGED!!!! 😅
Day 2 of asking him to green screen himself into Planes Fire & Rescue next
Yes
Please do
Yes yes
Hey hey watch your mouth I grew up watching that
@@i3xplo483 lol
I think the longest vehicle extrication was the one I was called to help on last year. I arrived around 1 hour in and the person was freed after 2 hours ish.
Luckily everyone got home safe and the patient was somewhat unharmed. just a super tricky job that required patience.
Love your content!
We don’t have blood or “ transfusion kits” on the ambulance. This is not based in reality.
Some regions in europe have blood on trauma medic cars and/or helicopters, but... yeah, not like this shit. Field transfusions are the fastest way to kill two patients.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh reality and common sense aren't allowed in 9-1-1
I'm not a medic or doctor or nurse or anything but I have a feeling blood has to be screened through STD and other disease testing before it's given to a patient who needs it...so yeah, that's a no for a patient to patient transfusion.
The Fire Department Chronicles are meant to show the humorous side of very serious careers, as well as showing how very stupid the so-called "medical" and "emergency" type shows are, as in this one. OBVIOUSLY this whole thing is way off base, which is why Jason green-screened himself into it, to point out what wasn't being done correctly!!
Don't different blood types have a chance of being rejected by the recipient? Not sure if they checked, but I wouldn't be surprised if they forgot and the recepient rejected the blood and died.
imagine if he gets the possibility of being a consultant on the show
He would just be rocking back and forth in the fetal position in a corner mumbling "so stupid..." over and over again.
Imagine all the drama lost by quickly doing the right things rather than slowly doing things wrongly and badly but dramatically.
These shows have consultants already. The writer's just consciously ignore them.
He'd walk onto the set and scream "THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!!!!!!!"
they fucking need one
This is like a gold mine. Imagine how many bad medical and fire tv shows are out there... I'm all in for the ride of the rising of this account #yehaaa
It's a very short list.
1. All of them
This show is causing me pain and distress on a psychological scale. Remember when Emergency was a thing? Remember how that show sorta went out of it's way to be legit as possible? Those were the days....
Yep. Back when LACoFD started switching their fleet to diesels, the Ward LaFrance company *donated* a rig to Universal to be used on the show, for that extra bit of realism.
After the show ended, a strange deal was made: Universal had concession rights at Yosemite National Park, and Yosemite needed a more modern rig. So, Universal donated the Ward to Yosemite for use as a structural engine, the LA County Fire Museum got Yosemite's 1937 Seagrave, *and* had dibs for when Engine 51 finished it's service life. Now, the Museum has both the Crown Firecoach and Ward LaFrance versions of Engine 51, as well as the Dodge dually used as Squad 51.
3rd watch was the same way.
Wait doc, so your telling me doing a hypno-transmatic-opoids-hemroids ransfusion didn't save her?
Doc:Her head wasnt attached
Then why didn't you preform a ANCQR to re attack the ligaments In her spinal column and save her life? Wtf. You need to be fired!
AWESOME 😎 😎😎
the twist ending was killer! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In this show if someone got decapitated they'd just sew the head back on. Or bring in Phil Swift as a weird cameo and he'd flex-tape her head back on.
One of my favorite channels on TH-cam. I click so fast. Please never stop
"Did you just tap the screen hoping it would change the rhythm?"
LMAO
Doc: How on earth did you stabilize her rhythm?
EMT: I tapped on the screen exactly 5 times.
Doc: Good thing you stopped at 5 taps. Anything after 5 taps would've killed her.
For some reason, your joke reminded me of a comic I read years ago
Dr: holds up x-ray
Dr to patient: well, you had a broken leg, but I photoshopped it for you.
Maybe Gloria Estefan was right after all: the rhythm is gonna get'cha
I mean it works on old analog electronics... sometimes (other times makes it worse), one of writers probably remembers fixing a tube TV by banging on it... human hearts work the same, right? Seriously we should always remember that all movies and television are always written by writers. So they'll lean into someone who's kinda okay with consumer tech, probably old one, has experience in using coffee maker and visiting cafes, and knows almost nothing about other professions.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watch almost every rescue from Emergency and pretty Gage and DeSoto did the following. 1) Contact Rampart. 2) Send the Hospital an EKG strip 3) Start an IV with D5W or Ringer's Lactate when told to by the hospital, 4) Stop all the bleeding. 5) Transport immediately. There is an actual episode where a new Paramedic trainee wants to do something without permission and Roy looks at him and says "Do you want to get fired"
I love this series, 34 years in fire service has trained me to not watch any of these shows that are so inaccurate makes me want to vomit. Keep up the good work, very entertaining.
Green screen is the best addition to the channel ever 😂😂
Fun fact: the metal bar you see under the doors of a semi truck's trailer are not in fact there to make it easier for the trucker or warehouse workers to get in and out of said trailer. They're there to give you something to crash into before your car runs halfway under the thing and decapitates you. No I'm not joking.
"The "Mansfield Bar".
😂 I had to go to the Er the other night for a pesky kidney stone. I asked the RN how she feels about these hospital, trauma shows. She was just about to give me zofran and morphine. Her response was “do you wanna let me help you feel a little better?” I said yes , she said “ then don’t ask me how mind boggling stupid those shows are !” 😂
"Uploaded 2 minutes ago"
Aight, I'm going in
This serie is one of best things on youtube in 2021! If you don't agree, friend you are totally wrong :D
I love when my pts go into V- TACH. Such a comfortable rythme.
They need to hire you as a consultant... or better, a guest star
Nahhhh. THIS is funnier. I'd make a whole show out of it.
This series needs to keep going. We need more. I’ve never watched these shows but I would watch hours of you doing your spin on them lol
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Fire Department Chronicles. Thanks again Jason. I don't watch any of these shows and I really appreciate your commentary, delivery and the laughs it brings me. I appreciate that you make these videos while still keeping your day job of really saving lives and property.
Hope you, your fellow first responders, and your families stay safe and well.
Mr. Patton, your facial expressions in each video, has me dying out laughter! 🤣😂😁
I like how they didn't even check to see if the patient could accept blood transfusions. I guess it's to be expected given how the crew did not bother to locate her wound(s).
why do they have the kit if it's not in their protocol
Lol, I actually didn’t think of that. That’s a good point
If they carry blood, it should be there. If they don't carry blood....WHY is it there at all?!?
Why do I have hands if it's not for punching nuts?
@@RWAsur because hands aren't used or meant for something so specific
@@angellara7040 r/woosh
I'm not sure that I have ever seen a patient hooked to an ekg while being extricated unless they had an existing cardiac issue that concerned the medics.
That's because an EKG is luxury and extrication has no time for luxuries. Golden hour of trauma demands the patient be only stabilized on scene and then transported asap - the concept of _stay and play_ is *not* applicable in polytrauma cases.
@@QemeH yes I'm aware. That's why I've never seen it. You're right it is a luxury you don't have time for while running extrication equipment.
I think in the episode the patient was undergoing V-TATCH. Not sure whether that would warrant the EKG, but there was a cardiac issue, in addition to the blood loss.
I can’t get enough of this guy. He’s hilarious.
As someone that works in a hospital blood bank that whole idea of person to person blood transfusions hurts me. Also there are ambulances that keep units on hand for things like this.
These are hilarious! 🤣 This wasn't my favorite one but I still got a great laugh! And I can't tell you how much that laugh was needed. I knew when this popped up, I'd HAVE to stop crying because I'd be laughing. 💖
Gosh I love these. My wife is a nurse and does this to shows. It’s fantastic.
This is comedic gold.
*diamond
@@fatandhandsome4423 what does that mean?
@@EMSCaptain i mean its better than a gold, a diamond
@@fatandhandsome4423 I think that would be platinum
Yes. It's all about the delivery and Jason has it down pat! But I still hope he doesn't quit his day job. He's gotta be fun on calls. When needed, people can use a good laugh.
this has very quickly become one of my favorite clips to watch I am no expert but when I watch these show they make me cringe. Seeing someone tear them apart that actually knows a thing or two make me laugh thank you.
The 9 dislikes are the creators of the show
I'm so glad I found this channel. Love these green screen bits. Subscribed. Can't wait to see more!
If I could buy stocks for this channel I would put my savings here and watch them fly!
You have amazing physical comedy and writing skills, keep it up!
As someone who has no clue about first response. This is not only educating but also gives me a good laugh. Thanks mr fireman
You gotta do a skit portraying the MD for these organizations.
LOL! You are right about how fast you guys work. I passed a horrible accident on my bike omw to a friends house to borrow his truck. I came back thru in the truck and they had not only already gotten the passengers out of a car flipped over in a ditch and to the hospital in 15 min, but there was a tow truck towing the car away. Granted, there were also 2 fire trucks, 4 police cars, and 2 ambulances on scene when I originally passed by, but i know they hadn't been there long because most of them passed me on the way to the accident.
Watching this show while going through EMT class is literally the worst thing I could do 🤣🤣
I need about 500 more episodes of this so I can have something to binge!! I love these!!
These medical shows like like some sort of dystopian future where everyone competent died and the only paramedics/doctors/firefighters are people who learned what they know from watching TV
I always had a feeling something was off with these kind of shows. Glad to know there’s an expert showing exactly what it is. Keep it up man this stuff is funny.
“Making your emergency, Everybody’s emergency.” - Lone Star FD
A friend introduced me to this channel today and just... truly what a gift 😂😭🙏
"Should I do the Good Doctor next?"
*Y E S*
He should
brother i can't get enough of your youtube channels man thank you you bring laughter to my Firefighter humor bone.
Lets have the car going anywhere from 30-80 mph ram into the back of a truck that weighs several tons that’s going 20-55 mph, which won’t get the car stuck and probably kill the person!
Exactly and even if it doesn't not taking the victim out the car and stopping the bleeding while doing a blood transfer won't do shit
Don't most trucks nowadays have bars to prevent vehicles from submarining under the liftgate?
@@Ogrematic probably, but the car will still be badly damaged and the person will too
@@smokingdog9349 I saw the aftermath of a wreck were a 2 guys hit a semi racing at like a hundred. One guy was badly hurt, the other guy was, just, done.
@@Ogrematic jeez I’m sorry you had to see that
Am from the UK and found your videos yesterday LOVE THEM intact got told off by my wife for how loud I laughed hahaha KEEP THEM COMING PLEASE
FDC saying "getting fired" has nice, funny beauty once said out loud. Or I like smoke and fire.
Im subscribing just for these videos. Im not a fireman or any sort of first responder, but I've taken enough cpr classes as a construction worker to find these hilarious.
I would kill to see you do this for an entire episode
Love how they just took woman's word about her blood, like "Oh, this random person must know what she is talking about."
Had an extrication recently where the driver slid the front of the car under the rear of the semi. could have licked the bumper. got the roof off quickly but had to wait to get a crane to lift the semi and roll the dash. The term "Worlds longest extrication" has been thrown around a lot lol.
Why didn't you trying to team lift the semi?
It's lighter than a ladder unit 🤣
@@Warvvolf brilliant
Same with classic amiibo. Brilliant.
No air bags? That's rough.
@@RandyCarpadus we attempted but the trailer was sk damaged that providing any lift just sheered the metal and didn't lift
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: this stuff is pure gold. Makes you wonder who oversees the technical part of these shows.......mike
is this channel gonna keep doing this indefinitely and stop everything else? If so we should try new name suggestions
Are you telling me to stop doing these?
n o
@@FireDepartmentChronicles never
@@FireDepartmentChronicles They are so good, keep them coming!
I hope so
I love how they do all this dancing around about bleeding and transfusions, then at the very end now they suddenly become concerned about spinal trauma and extrication
I love this man he's the funniest person on TH-cam
Wow!! You’re really on to something good here. I was so down about everything that’s going on these days and you brought a smile to my face inside of two minutes. Thank you.
what's better than one person bleeding out? two people bleeding out!
I love how they are totally not concerned with c-spine until after her pressure comes up. Lol
V-Tach it is ok because they are probably the same people who shock asystole.
It was fine V-fib, okay!!! 😉🤣
@@SethDrew Yeap, very fine. So fine it was flat. :-)
I'm so glad for this channel. ICU RN. If I watched real medical shows I would have put my head through a wall WAY back.
man we just have to get this dude to collaborate with Angry Cops of the military
Reminded me of one of the best pieces of media consumption advice I'd seen recently.
Find a report by the outlet discussing something you know well, but isn't especially common knowledge. Read/watch/listen to it - and when you're done make yourself remember that they're likely as accurate on *everything*, including the stuff *you're not an expert in*.
1:00 not to mention those pesky infectios diseases that could possibly be floating around in either of their bloodstreams.
Not sure how or why these videos got on my recommendations, but I freakin love them!! 🤣😂🤣
You are the hero we needed
I just saw this having turned my phone off so i would get my essay finished and watching this has just made my day
Lol I love how she’s been in Vtach so long and no one’s said a weird 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly thank you for making these. Besides the the fact these videos are funny helped me dodge a show that doesn't know it's ass from a band aid.
I am so confused as to what just happened here, how hot is the writers crack pipe
This series is a blessing! I absolutely stan
Poor Rob Lowe can"t walk past any firefighter in America without having to look the other way out of total embarrassment. Johnny and Roy did a better job in the 70's then these clowns.
I am so glad I found this. Reminds me of my grandpa pointing out everything wrong with police in movies and tv shows.
“Who is the MD for this place”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this guy and his videos. Even though I don't know squat about the medical world he makes me feel like I do by the end of his posts.
It's a touch screen, you're supposed to touch it lol
Yeah those are definitely not touch screens or at least none of the lifepacks ive ever used or ever seen have been
@@colelowenstein1201 I cannot imagine Lifepak ever making anything with a touchscreen, one ride in the back of an ambulance with a flailing patient is all you need to show how that is a bad idea.
@@GhostBear3067 yeah that or when you see one bouncing down a flight of stairs in front of a stairchair haha
He is just tapping on the window to get the little person inside to wake up.
TV shows like this should be used for training, "See what they're doing? Yeah. Don't do that."
Fun fact: They traion candidates in NASA by having them spot mistakes in the "Armagedon".
I just realized, that this crap is now also running in german tv. I am gonna watch it with much alcohol to forget corona😅
😂😂😂😂 I can never skip these...
And hats off to all you guys!!! (First responders)
Thank you!
Used to watch all the fire shows, chifi lonestar st19 etc. Stopped because it pissed me off to see the massive amounts of fakeness that woyld never happed in the real world
I couldn't get past one or two episodes of 911. As the characters struck me as total fake, and the show being written. By folks with no clue
Tapping on the monitor screen to change a heart rhythm is an essential step in the out-of-hospital ACLS Algorithm.