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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2019
- From cheesy pick up lines to realistic relationship expectations, the dating world in 2019 is completely different from what it was like in 1999.
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Shayne Topp (@shaynetopp)
Damien Haas (@damienhaas)
Olivia Sui (@oliviasui)
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Dating in 1999: Asking a girl out gives me anxiety.
Dating in 2019: Asking a girl out gives me anxiety.
Yasss
Same mate it gets bad
Everything gives me anxiety lol
Almost any type of social situation gives me anxiety (heck, even asking where something is in the supermarket)
Loved the fight club reference at the end
Ah, 1999. When all your problems could be solved by going and watching The Matrix in your local theatre.
Matrix was AWESOME!!!
Langbo9999 I prefer the LEGO movie ( do any of you get that reference)
That sound track was the best
“ nice. “
All problems go away when you fart 💨💩😈💨💩💨
2019: EYE CONTACT!
2020: NO CONTACT!!
Facts
Soo true
what?
You forgot 1999: "Hey can I get yo numba."
2019: "Hey can I get yo ig."
What if I don't have an IG?
@@TheAJmoviemaker then you get the SC
Blazexkn D what if they don’t have a SC
Gacha blueberry Foxxx then u get the ig
@@ilovesweatyballsonmyface9413 but what if i don't have an ig
Dating in 1999: Do yOu WaNT tO go wAtCH tHe MaTRix?
CECE carrasco the ultimate pickup line
in theatres
Dating in 2019: which one?
2019: which one?
Pepper Johnson go to a home theatre system. Done
*Any minor convenience in 1999*
People in 1999: WaNnA gO WaTcH tHe MaTrIx??
Jac Hughes hello fellow shaggster
OH GOD ITS HAPPENING
Jac Hughes AHAHAHAHHA I FINALLY GOT THE CHANCE TO GET SOMEONE FROM 999 TO 1K AAAAAH SO SATISFYING
Yeah the only problem is that every guy in the 90s wasn't Jamie Kennedy and Malibu's Most Wanted outfit.
UmM, nO
Courtney: “yeah, we need to communicate about our feelings”
Shayne: “ok I feel like I like this girl’s butt”. LMAO 😂
octoberboiy Courtney:much better
octoberboiy ......
Lmfao😂😂😂
Plot twist it was Courtney's butt and he was still honest, just being stupid.
3:18
John Mulaney: You ain’t getting me to no secondary location!
Me: STREET SMARTS!
Rayne Newberry I thought the same thing 😂😂😂
Wrong time
IM NEW IN TOWN
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!!🤣
Omg my people
1999: Matrix and Chill
2019: Netflix and chill
Guess things haven't changed that much
Watch the Matrix on Netflix and Chill
Matrix and Pill* 😂
Hulu and break up
P*rnhub and depression
1999: Watch Keanu Reeves in the Matrix
2019: Watch Keanu Reeves in John Wick 3
Dating in 1999 is pretty all of Friends.
True
Facts 😂
CJsonic Gaming hhhhhhhggtrrghggdfffggffgffeegf
What?🤔
You must not be a fan of friends
@@JoseGuappo
1999: in 20 years or so we We will have flying cars!
2019:Double Ads
2039:Triple Ads
2059:100 Unskippable ads
Scorbble 2100: ads even in your dreams while you’re sleeping.
3019: Half of the world's population with internet is not using an ad blocker
4100: 100,000,000 15 minutes ads
2079: 1000 unskippable ads
2099: 100000 unskippable ads
2119: 99 year lasting ads
4059:even waking up gives you ads
"I'm just a Joe Jonas looking for my Sophie Turner"
the best line 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ameera Mehyar that came up right when Shayne said that
Jelena Djuric joe mama
Aged like milk
So the secret in 99 was to take a girl to Chili's? DAMMIT!!
You would have gotten blow as well
and you didnt even have to take them back to your place behind the dumpster was enough
Chillys was a luxury back then so yea
I’m pretty sure you just take them to go see the matrix
To watch the Matrix
2:49 I was figuring Shayne would drive his car up to her and say *you got it homie, keep chasing your dreams*
LMAO
YESSSSSSS
YASSSS
No that’s Matt Bradley
Missed opportunity
Courtney: “We can just stand here and look at each other.”
Me: “You sure this ain’t Dating in 2020?”
Dating in 2020:
1st date: *holding six feet poles*
2nd date: *+gloves and mask*
3rd date: *skype*
That’s why I’m not gonna date anyone until this Covid pandemic is over
The reverse of that is probably more accurate lol
Dating a girl in 1999: show her my sick yo-yo tricks and Pokemon card collection because I was 8
i love yoyos
lady killer, I see.
Steven Friedman i sadly still resort to this method
Play on playa
@@thedripman3521 *proudly* resort to this method
Y’all remember the old “Shut Up” intro..
ShUt Up!
That was classic Smosh
Yep. I remember having the shut up button on my moms phone because I wasn’t old enough to have my own yet lol
Yea that was Smosh’s prime, a decade ago. Smosh just has mediocre humor nowadays.
@@lite0221 thank you for saying that.
@@lite0221
It's actually good now
My Boyfriend: "Hey hun, you wanna grab dinner somewhere?"
Me: "Sure. What did you have in mind?"
My Boyfriend: "How does Chili's sound?"
Me: "Are you spoiling me?"
My Boyfriend: "No..."
Me: *raises an eyebrow*
My Boyfriend: "...yes"
Me: "I love you."
MsKyraFlowers Lol 😂😂😂😂
???
See where I live Chili’s is so good!
cool
Lmao yas
I love the fact that Courtney in that scene made sure her best friends new where she was and who she was with, and that thirty other people knew her location, and yet she met Ian in an alley
I love how this whole video references The Matrix being in theaters to try and say “This is 1999” and now the Matrix will be in theaters the week of August 30th, *2019* to celebrate the 20th anniversary 😂😂
Catherine Moore r
This is big brain time
FIELDJOURNAL Yeah! Google “Matrix 20th anniversary the Verge” for details of what theaters it’s playing at and stuff like that. I’d give the link to the article but I think it would be flagged as spam.
Are you a time traveler cause you said this week
"You wanna take me to a SeCoNd LoCaTiOn???? no WaY BUDDY"- This message has been approved by John Mulaney
STREET SMARTS
Detective jj bittenbinder says: survival rate after Being taken to a secondary location is SLIM TO NONE
Hey Mom can I have a money clip with fifty dollars? Don’t worry, I’m only going to throw it away at the first sign of danger
NAH NAH NAH SISTER. YOURE NOT TAKING ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION. YOU WANT IT? *GO GET IT*
"Let's go to the woods you be my Blair witch."
My new pickup line, or just my new response for everything
1:59 Bruh! this guy's pants killed me! 😂😂😂
Schwifty boii lol that’s what they used to wear XD
Jncos! I remember them lol complete with the kangol hats
every solution to a problem in 1999:
go watch the matrix in theatres
It's so wildly accurate it hurts 😂
I was too busy working.
Literally noone:
Courtney: I blew him to he clammed in his jorts
I love that line
That’s hot
mechadoggy
Keep it in your pants
You don’t want to
Scalene Toast are you fr
You don’t know what clammed your jorts is?
Dating in 2020: everyone: has gf or bf.
me: still lonely as
Same here
Same
Same
Same
Same 😒
Lol, my boyfriend and I actually left Prom early to watch the Matrix Instead 😂
Omg you guys are legends
@@fergushamilton4624 what.
Nobody:
No one at all:
Every guy in this video: *nOIcE*
Stop.
Lemon make me
@@Mochipandabear stop.
get some help.
hE NeEd SoMe MiLk
1999: Will you marry me?
2019: Will you marry me so I can tell the world and post TH-cam videos about it?
Oh shit
And change my relationship status on Facebook
No one :
Subtitles:bus has entered the chat
We need a *Dating in 2000 and Dating in 2020* video now.
“Lettuce go home now”
“...and bang”
Quote of the century
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Smosh: you wanna go watch matrix?
No thanks fam, I’m watching Iron Giant
r/uselessnobody
How tf do you watch matrix
What is matrix? Like when was it made/is it good?
Vpif
I don’t think getting hit by two buses and a train is exclusive to 2019
Exclusive DLC 2019 Addon Mod
It's also a in 2020 thing as 2020 got hit by a bus and a train
1999: Wanna go watch the Matrix?
2019: Wanna go watch Stranger Things?
I somehow thought this was Taylor Swift in 2019 vs. 1999
DrachenWaffles 😂😂😂
Gay dating in 1999: I’m not gay.
Gay dating in 2019: Hey. [and they never spoke to each other again]
So true
*Damn I didn’t know 2019 was that brutal*
2020 was even more brutal
Okay lesson learned 90's kids are so lucky, they got to see "The Matrix" in theaters
OMG Why did you not leave the let-us lettuce joke in?? I love it
It was in the bloopers at the end
1999: let’s go out for a romantic date
2019:cheeky cheeseburger at macadys
1999: blockbuster and drive thru
2019: Netflix and Uber eats
Tf is a macadys
@@quinnacevedo british term for mcdonalds lol
macca from over here
McDicks
Old Smosh: we make funny videos!
New Smosh: Let's make a video and make it funny.
Me: Gosh darn it smosh's still funny!
I'm going to love rewatching all of these videos in another 10 years!
When courtney said "secondary location", all I thought of was John Mulaney
lupin me too
What’s new, pussycat?
Street Smarts!
Me too lol 😂
STREET SMARTS
Nobody:
People in 1999: Wanna see the matrix?
and it was AWESOME!! : )
Everyone wanted to see the matrix noob...
Still today man
And the Star Wars prequels we know how that was like
Shane is my Sage 🦉
He Haas a Damien 😇
We are *_not_* a cult 😐🆘️😶
Wut?
“Let’s go to the woods you’ll be my Blair witch” xddddd 😂😂😂😂😂 1:23
Does anyone want to go to a theatre and watch the matrix?
OwO
Yay man where at
Sure.
Sure meet you at 5pm
Sure what time
DO YOU KNOW MATRIX WAS IN THEATHERS IN 1999????
BECAUSE WE DOOOO!!!!!
it seems like 1999 to you was just the Matrix in theatres
“Your eyes scare me”
“Good”
4:33 😂can we talked about how they're eating *HAMBURGERS* with *FORKS😤🤦*
That's what I was gonna say!
Ralphcraft you don’t?
Crikeys look at that butt.
talked
You dont do that?.....
Getting a girl in 1999: impossible
Getting a girl in 2019: impossible
Not if you have a profile like that. Sorry about that
Getting a boy in 1999: impossible
Getting a boy in 2019: impossible
Nah now it’s more than behind impossible
It’s been scientifically proven
Good point
1999: Lets no see the matrix
2019: *Doesn't go see the matrix.*
Dating in 1999: Holds hands but no sweat
Dating in 2019: Holding a hand with sweat and anxiety
Dating in 2091: We sacrifice our heart give it and have a motor for a heart XD
Me: oh FUUUU--
3:20 Nah Nah sister you’re not getting me to no secondary location. STREET SMARTS!!
Love your channel's pic
Yasssssssssssssssssss
Carson Richardson I thought the same thing!
Got that from a comedian
What's street smarts? what?? is it like a tv show or smth?
Dating in 1999:Hi my name is Shawn it rhymes with yawn which you won't do becuase im not boring
Me: yawns
No one:
Damien: “Noice.”
Damien: wanna go back to my parent’s place and bang
Olivia: ok
*continues eating*
My parents will be so proud! I'm in the early squad!
same
Same😂
same
Same
Samee
I think she meant more about our feelings
I feeeeel I like this girls butt
I read this just as he said it😂😂
2:06 Divorce is always an option!😂😂😂
"oh...noice!" says Damien xD
Dating in 1999: Wanna go see the matrix? (Leaves without paying)
Smosh just feels like a longer instagram comedy video
relatable
This is my favorite sketch yet!
1:13 - 1:33 is how I view Ian trying to get a date for senior prom in high school
Also:
"EYE CONTACT!"
Courtney Miller, 2019
Sounds like a nice story
This is too real.
Also, getting hit by a train is the best analogy for dating in 2019.
POGS.
2000s babies would die if they were born in the 90s they’re the weakest generation of all time in the history of the world
Yep. These are pretty accurate. In 1999 you had to watch out for those parking lot trains.
I lost my whole clan to parking lot trains...
2:36 LOL HAHA XD put captions at the time stamp
Bus has entered the chat
Lol bus has entered the chat
Best video ever! Mostly because there's lots of olivia!!!
Also... Those letuce jokes!!! Ahahahah
Dating in 1999: DO YOU WANT TO GO WATCH THE MATRIX?
ACTUALLY Final Fantasy 7 came out in 1997, Final Fantasy 8 came out in 99... I’m so lonely
Could you make: *Having a babie in the 1990's vs 2019?*
Like now we using high tech baby objects but back then parents cared about their babies more
Just Kate Parents still care about their babies..
@@madilynreese5028 r/wooosh roblox user
PewPremium what..?
@@madilynreese5028 I know, but parenthood were different too. 😀
i was a little lost for a minute because the 1999 clothes look like 2019 clothes bro
Watch "American Pie" and you'll see 1999 was pretty dead on.
1:58 nice outfit shayne 😂
this just made my day haha, i was really sad and yeah, so thanks
The 1999 wardrobe with the bucket hats, wearing short sleeve shirts over long sleeve ones...i just can't 😂🤣😂
No one:
1999 People after having Any conversation: *"Wanna go watch the Matrix in the theatre!?"*
Lets all be honest Detective Pikachu was great cuz of Ryan Renolds
Yeah i really was.
whos ryan reynolds i only know deadpool
2:35 “It’s okay we still have time to (Bus has entered the chat)” 😂😂😂😂
Hit the nail on the head with that one. Great work.
_"Let's go watch The Matrix at a local theater."_
I love that the 1999 clips are much more entertaining than the 2019 ones
"Wanna go see The Matrix in theaters?"
😂😂 that is PEAK 1999 haha
Remember when we thought in 1999 we would go back to cave man days and the computer wouldn’t handle the 2000s
y2k
Oh no, Trolley Tom's Train killed Ian as it came back down from heaven!!!!
oH dEar
I hope Ian gets to meet Tony now!
Trolley Tom still murders people from abuse
Oh dear, oh dear
Lol
1999: "Next year's Y2K. We might all be dead when the computers reset to 0. Wanna make out?"
2019: "Look, it's 2019. Things are as bad as they'll get. Your biological clock is going haywire and you current have more cats than friends. Wanna make out?"
This is so accurate! It's 2020 now and NO ONE wants a serious relationship or cares anymore.
Also nowadays people are super picky and have impossibly high standards. (Don't Forget Crazy)
1999: Hay wanna go back to my place and watch the friends marathon?
This is how many times they mentioned the matrix
👇🏽
Nice
Nice aAGAIN ( in monica geller way )
I was literally expecting this video
*Bus has entered the chat*
Had me dying.
(John Mulaney's voice): Nah sister you ain't getting me to a secondary location!
idk if this made me giggle or feel depressed.
2:00 THE PANTS I CANNOT LMFAO
this channel is hilarious
1999: I was born on Mar 04
2019: I'm 20 year old girl
Hey girl! Wanna go watch some matrix?
Your grammar doesn't make you look like 20
You're 18 days older than me
@@neqzz3866 You're
@@debugger6502 HOW TF IS IT YOU'RE? YOU'RE MEANS YOU ARE
Damien: To us.
Olivia: Lettuce go home now.
Damien: And.. bang.
*fans their faces with lettuce*
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