as an ex sandwich artist, I too had to serve the guy Ian played with "extra lettuce". and let me tell you, it was funny as hell watching him go into his car, open the paper, and have the lettuce cannon go off.
0:00 - Intro 0:02 - Every Subway Ever 5:19 - Every McDonalds Ever 8:57 - Every Taco Bell Ever 12:45 - Every Burger King Ever 17:49 - Every Burger King Ever: Behind the Scenes 18:09 - Every Wendy's Ever 24:45 - Every Wendy's Ever: Behind the Scenes 26:37 - Every KFC Ever 30:36 - Every KFC Ever: Behind the Scenes 31:32 - Every Dairy Queen Ever 36:32 - Every Dairy Queen Ever: Behind the Scenes 39:01 - Outro
For some reason I laughed extremely hard when Shayne, as a Subway employee, told Noah to "eat fresh," and Noah responded "I should eat fresh?!" like he was offended.
Petition for: every eat it or yeet it ever and it’s just a video from garrett’s pov where he works hard to make the grossest of foods only to have the cast spit it
@@mizixy9624 imn yes that’s the point of the show but he usually makes some deceivable stuff and that might be hard…or they could do his pov for Shayne just devouring malic acid or Damien and Olivia liking some random shit or Noah hating something good…
I have to give you props on the animations and the effort put into even this compilation. The animations between each video were different, meaning the effort even there was outstanding. You guys are still underrated ❤
Being served soft serve at a McDonald's is completely inaccurate. Everyone knows finding a McDonald's without a broken ice cream machine is an impossible task
@@Afterasilence it's never happened to me either! i've heard sometimes employees have said that because they didn't want to make a mcflurry or something? that could be a rumor as well tho idk
TIME STAMPS: 0:00 EBE SUBWAY 5:20 EBE MCDONALD'S 8:57 EBE TACO BELL 12:45 EBE BURGER KING 18:08 EBE WENDYS 26:37 EBE KFC 31:12 EBE DAIRY QUEEN 39:09 END CARD
Crew: So how many fast food chains are we gonna do in this series? The writers: *Yes* Don't let this distract you from the fact that sweet & sour is the best dip for your McDonald's fries
The spicy McChicken with the 2 lbs of mayo bit killed me. 😆💀 Figuratively and literally. That's how I like them - buried in mayo - and now I'm a diabeetus ghost 👻
the shamrock shake scene from every mcdonald's ever keeps me up at night. because for years i thought, "yeah, that's weird. i wonder what the shamrock flavor is supposed to be?" but one fateful day, i actually tried one. and what confused me so much is that the shamrock flavor is mint. it's literally just. mint. i don't understand what was so confusing about the shamrock shake to whoever thought of that scene and it literally haunts me.
I think the idea was more of a joke, like if you never knew what chocolate tastes like then you would also be confused why someone would say the choclate shake tastes like choclate, I mean how else could you describe it. So they were poking fun at the fact that flavours are hard to describe even though shamrock is easy, if that makes sense.
“Can I get more lettuce” Shayne: *proceeds to put in SALAD ingredients* We’ve (hopefully) all been to a subway and we know it’s just straight up green shredded iceberg lettuce and nothing more
Ok a few things: 1. I’m pretty sure the Olive Garden one exists 2. The high school clique one exists 3. They did make Every Driver Ever 4. I think an election one exists
I love how they altered the menu in the Dairy Queen one, “Crab burger (HAS LITERAL CRAB LEGS I THINK), Double “Cheese” burger, Uncooked burger, comes with fries and pity, number 69 hot dog, I hope you have a good therapist, Sundaes, morning paste and peamup bubber, snacks, unhealthy pancake, blizzards, orao reezes m and n’s and snonkers, limited edition, cake chonks, and cancelled candy” 💀💀💀💀
32:04 is very correct for many serving jobs, the employees knows the bs and are not ashamed to admit it in front of the customer whenever the question is raised.
Kinda thought Gus would’ve been cut out of this version of ‘Every Taco Ball Ever’, that being said, that portion of the video would’ve been made pretty short as he’s in a good portion of it.
Kimmy❤️💕💞💖 👑Queen of Every Fast Foods Ever👏🙌Amazing Work Kimmy⭐️Over the past few years, Phenomenal Acting Kimmy❤️Keep it up! I’m Proud of You💖Best Smosh member Ever!
Ian did a great job on voicing Randy. "JUST LEMME DIP IT IN!" "I have a burning in my loins!" "MY LIEGE, LEMME DIP IT INNNNN!" SO GREAT!
that's hilarious
@@mr.glitch6781 ikr
That $1 McDonald Joke has sadly aged so poorly….
Eh, its still the value it should be, according to the quality 💀
Yep
😂
Fast food has gotten more expensive and less good tasting
@@paperjambamAin't no way a McChicken should be almost $3 🤨
as an ex sandwich artist, I too had to serve the guy Ian played with "extra lettuce". and let me tell you, it was funny as hell watching him go into his car, open the paper, and have the lettuce cannon go off.
Kimmy saying "You witnessed treat!" has the same energy as Janet in The Good Place.
0:00 - Intro
0:02 - Every Subway Ever
5:19 - Every McDonalds Ever
8:57 - Every Taco Bell Ever
12:45 - Every Burger King Ever
17:49 - Every Burger King Ever: Behind the Scenes
18:09 - Every Wendy's Ever
24:45 - Every Wendy's Ever: Behind the Scenes
26:37 - Every KFC Ever
30:36 - Every KFC Ever: Behind the Scenes
31:32 - Every Dairy Queen Ever
36:32 - Every Dairy Queen Ever: Behind the Scenes
39:01 - Outro
thanks for the time stamps
Not all heroes wear capes… Thank you!
“One rat sized nibble of cheese baked on to two half palms of lettuce” must be ordering for Olivia 😂😂😂
Fr💀
Huh?
I literally didn't laugh a single time. I miss when this channel had me rolling. Now it's just boring levels of inaccurate satire and inside jokes.
@@tiltedt2398 times change dude. they truly do
who?
For some reason I laughed extremely hard when Shayne, as a Subway employee, told Noah to "eat fresh," and Noah responded "I should eat fresh?!" like he was offended.
The real Noah came out a little.
😂😂 fr and that my favorite one of all I watch
The thing that made me start to watch Smosh all those years ago. . . every [blank] ever . Truely a blessing given to all
What about the days of anthony and Ian?
@@Retr0ver4 he may have still watched those, but hes saying every [blank] ever is how he found smosh
Noah's sassy face when he says "Right, what kind of bread?" is hilarious 😂
*A SALADDDDDDD*
@@yiminwen9522 Yes, but what kind of bread?
@@ADR0D *NO BREAD, JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!!*
@@jingyuanilysm *RIGHT, WHAT KIND OF BREAD!?*
@@ADR0D *NO BREAD!! REPLACE THE BREAD WITH A SALADDDD!!!!*
YES , ITS ALL IN ONE PLACE LESSGOOOO ...but man ngl I rllyy miss these skits frm y'all , the every blank ever series fr
except panda express
yesss samee
This is top comment right now so every time it goes to a new restaurant I keep reading this comment
yess
@@Irixpower and chipotle
I could imagine walking by some building one day and just hearing two people scream from the inside "what kinda bread" and "a salad"
I’d be walking right back out that door and taking my ass to McDonalds. (or whatever else is nearby)
37:40 i love how quickly Damien picked up on the hand clapping game! True friendship right there, reading eachothers minds
Petition for: every eat it or yeet it ever and it’s just a video from garrett’s pov where he works hard to make the grossest of foods only to have the cast spit it
I think Garrett wants them to spit it out. It’s Shayne’s non-reactions that baffle the guy.
@@mizixy9624 imn yes that’s the point of the show but he usually makes some deceivable stuff and that might be hard…or they could do his pov for Shayne just devouring malic acid or Damien and Olivia liking some random shit or Noah hating something good…
Oh, every TNTL ever as well
@@talic-os5899 yessss
you're into weird stuff
I have to give you props on the animations and the effort put into even this compilation. The animations between each video were different, meaning the effort even there was outstanding. You guys are still underrated ❤
Courtney as the Dairy Queen was perfect😂
Being served soft serve at a McDonald's is completely inaccurate. Everyone knows finding a McDonald's without a broken ice cream machine is an impossible task
I’ve never went to a McDonald’s that had a broken soft-serve machine. The rumor that it’s always broke confuses the fuck outta me.
@@Afterasilence it's never happened to me either! i've heard sometimes employees have said that because they didn't want to make a mcflurry or something? that could be a rumor as well tho idk
same
my mcdonalds also has pies which is also a rumor where mcdonalds never has it
Remember y’all, order your Dave’s Double without cheese so Dave still has something to munch on
I'm sorry but we can't just kill every [blank] ever. Even if it's one a month, please don't kill it 😭
Why? Did they cancelled it?
Did they cancel it? 😢
@@Random-ul2gv old smosh stan, food battle was good but imma be honest its probably never coming back, unless anthony decides to.
@@AtomicWhiskers they usually make these around winter months.
@@nvis_9001 There wasn't one for 6 months.
"My bottom half is potato" made me choke on my water. I love Olivia so much. She is such a silently hilarious person! 😂
36:07 "His yee-hog is itchin for some chocolate" Might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
"Damn straight me mama"
“Wait, a bread bowl?”
I N H A L E
“N O O O O- 👹”
As much as I love the new smosh sketchs I miss 'every blank ever' so much. it is the best series :(
Finally! No need to skim through the every blank ever playlist to find *literally only the fast food ones*
Just from the Subway Skit alone I can tell Noah & Courtney are great doing scenes together
The way Shayne was trying not to laugh! You could here the little voice change lol 5:43
Shout out to Courtney for being so good with the scripts for long and complicated food/drink orders! 😛
TIME STAMPS:
0:00 EBE SUBWAY
5:20 EBE MCDONALD'S
8:57 EBE TACO BELL
12:45 EBE BURGER KING
18:08 EBE WENDYS
26:37 EBE KFC
31:12 EBE DAIRY QUEEN
39:09 END CARD
You wasted your time because they added it in the description and chapters
@@cart3rofficial not when i watched this a month ago
THIS IS THE COMPILATION I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED 🥺 thank y-you !!
The subway one is a classic 😂😂
I'll take mines with wheat bread
@@diamonshade7484 u want that toasted
Good times. Good times.
Women: Salad
Man: What kind of bread?
Never gets old
A SALAAAAAAAAA-
@@ZacharyLVL15262 would you like that toasted?
they actually have bread made out of lettuce now
@@IcyLightning00 Would you like this toasted?
@@IcyLightning00 Do you want tomato or olives
Bro, an ad popped in when the blonde guy in the car had chili and screamed PERFECTLY cutting the scream
1:13 is still the best skit for me 🤣
Crew: So how many fast food chains are we gonna do in this series?
The writers: *Yes*
Don't let this distract you from the fact that sweet & sour is the best dip for your McDonald's fries
Finally, something me and the Supreme Leader of North Korea agrees on (other than explosions being cool)
It’s obviously the bbq sauce that’s been the best
@@Kamenriderbuster2022no it hasnt
@@jimbocraggins bruh I ain’t gonna listen to you because you are just trying to get underneath my skin and it’s not going to work on me
@@Kamenriderbuster2022 the fact that you felt the need to respond gives me the knowledge that my job is done
The “Lady Ga-gaah” blooper always gets me 😂
You guys got my hopes up. I was thinking "Yeah, the return of EBE," but it's a marathon.
We need more every blank Evers😭
On what type of bread?
Sadly, the old Smosh fans will say "it's too repetitive"
@ why the hell is this so accurate
@@Swifty_Joe Because the old Smosh fans are hypocrites
When Shane was freaking out about the chili I couldn't breathe
Watching these back to back you realise that Kimmy is pretty much the MVP of most of these
Same
Olivia for me🤣... I like her ever face reaction... Especially when she do the blank face
I love SMOSH, you guys inspired me ever since I was little please keep it up 👍 ❤
The spicy McChicken with the 2 lbs of mayo bit killed me. 😆💀
Figuratively and literally. That's how I like them - buried in mayo - and now I'm a diabeetus ghost 👻
The gorillaz reference " feel good" with the laugh was perfect 😂
I always loved the fight over the salad in the every subway ever video especially since so clearly on the menu behind him.
just finished it mann, i love it
it's nice seeing ian without the glasses and doing skits, really love it
the shamrock shake scene from every mcdonald's ever keeps me up at night. because for years i thought, "yeah, that's weird. i wonder what the shamrock flavor is supposed to be?" but one fateful day, i actually tried one. and what confused me so much is that the shamrock flavor is mint. it's literally just. mint. i don't understand what was so confusing about the shamrock shake to whoever thought of that scene and it literally haunts me.
I think the idea was more of a joke, like if you never knew what chocolate tastes like then you would also be confused why someone would say the choclate shake tastes like choclate, I mean how else could you describe it. So they were poking fun at the fact that flavours are hard to describe even though shamrock is easy, if that makes sense.
7:07 myself an irish we eat shamrocks and protect our pots of gold every day so i can confirm it tastes like shamrock
Omg Noah stuck on the floor of the Burger King gets me every time hahaha 🤣
13:17
Noah: Whopper
Captions: Wapa
I feel like whoever wrote the captions had a stroke
Hi smosh! I’ve been listing to smoshcast lately, and I’m curious if you guys will bring it back?
16:13 the way i audably laughed 😂😂 Noah's gasp when it smacked the floor beside him 😂😂
Wish there was an Every Popeyes Ever or an Every Chik-fil-A Ever
The Popeyes one would just be the employees messing up orders and kitchen arguments
@Fries True, but it’s not an Every Blank Ever video
What about a waffle house one 😂 just fighting I'm guessing
“Do you guys sell any self-respect?
‘Cause I’m all out.”
THAT SHIT HAD ME CRACKING UP 😂
I guess it's time for an "Every Jollibee Ever" Episode 🤣🤣
YES SOMEONE WHO GETS ME
YES
“Can I get more lettuce”
Shayne: *proceeds to put in SALAD ingredients*
We’ve (hopefully) all been to a subway and we know it’s just straight up green shredded iceberg lettuce and nothing more
I go back to work on Monday- I work at McDonald's. This is preparing me for the pain I will endure lol
I just love Keith being a artist on the sandwich (every subway ever)
Bro, Keith making that sandwich in the beginning was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
The way Shayne yells "NO ONE EVER BUYS OUR SOOOOOOOUP!" is so good
“You’re done-ion rings” I’m heading out 😂😂
I love bits where Ian and Damian are buddies. They really fit the roles
who goes to subway and orders a salad?
Courtney
My mom does 😅
Yeah, who even order a salad
Someone who doesn't eat bread. Like people with gluten allergies or a gluten intolerant digestive system, or on a diet that doesn't allow bread.
☝️🤓
@@MommyJenlmao you can get a wrap from subway
7:08 this part lives in my head rent free
Every OutBack ever? Every Olive Garden ever? Every Highschool Clique ever? Every Road Rage ever? Every Politician ever?
Ok a few things:
1. I’m pretty sure the Olive Garden one exists
2. The high school clique one exists
3. They did make Every Driver Ever
4. I think an election one exists
“I haven’t been living más. I’ve been living menos”
Truly an inspirational quote
The subway one is my favorite out of all of them
The first time I ever saw that the lettuce exploding made me laugh for like 10 minutes
5:04 STOP THE WAY THE NOODLE DANGLED ON HIS CAP BAHAHAHAHA😭😭💀💀-
YESSS THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED ON A SATURDAY MORNING
3:00 the oddonesout moment
I love Every Blank Ever!
Me : Gets frostie and dips fries in it. Looks around. Dips bacon burger in frostie. "And that's how I reached Nirvana."
That was dope smosh! 😃😊❤️🖤💙💜💕💞
Omg Courtney’s never ending feud with the subway employee is too funny
Idea: Every ‘Every Blank Ever’ Ever It could be either a massive complain. Or it could be an idea with them working on every blank ever.
I love how in every “every blank ever” Olivia stone coldly makes the joke above and beyond
Courtney: “I auto tuned myself”
An actual queen 💕😍
“I have them all, Pokémon, not STD’s” I’m dead 😂 💀
Kimmy's face when she was told to be sacrificed, super cute.
Love the new titles with the logo watermark... Makes a nice satisfying appearance
8:30 GRIMACE!
I love how they altered the menu in the Dairy Queen one, “Crab burger (HAS LITERAL CRAB LEGS I THINK), Double “Cheese” burger, Uncooked burger, comes with fries and pity, number 69 hot dog, I hope you have a good therapist, Sundaes, morning paste and peamup bubber, snacks, unhealthy pancake, blizzards, orao reezes m and n’s and snonkers, limited edition, cake chonks, and cancelled candy” 💀💀💀💀
When I grow up, I wanna be Kyle. Im currently 34.
32:04 is very correct for many serving jobs, the employees knows the bs and are not ashamed to admit it in front of the customer whenever the question is raised.
Try not to laugh 2021 Marathon: Gus Bad.
Every Blank Ever Marathon: Gus good.
Have some consistency.
When did they say "Gus good"
@@grime69 I'm just referencing how they intentionally edited out Gus from the TNTL marathon. But they didn't edit his bits from this video.
0:32 REJECTED! The Subway employee was a debug.
watch out for the grimace shake
I have been waiting for this for months
Kinda thought Gus would’ve been cut out of this version of ‘Every Taco Ball Ever’, that being said, that portion of the video would’ve been made pretty short as he’s in a good portion of it.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MYCH FOR MAKING THIS
You sure you wanted to include Gus Johnson in the every Taco Bell ever? 👁👁
For Taco Bell's best taco, fill a crunchy taco shell with seasoned ground beef, shredded lettuce, shredded cheddar cheese, and diced tomatoes. 🌮
I miss this stuff. I've stopped watching smosh's main channel because they're just repeating their old stuff and it's not worth it.
3:39 teachers when buying pizza for the class
😕😥People might not see this comment, but everybody stay safe and have a blessed day may God be with you all🙏🏾🙇🏽♂️🙌🏽🤝🏽💖💐
Amen.
31:21 made me cry. It's like that thick piece of bread falling over
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I clicked so fast and idk why- but I love these vids
1st
No
@@SonGoku-ui3sm Ok
yes
@@vale6956 Valid
Warp Orb
“Dang straight! Mi Mama!”
- Texas Noah 36:05
29:36 come on guys, its Keep F__king the Chickens y all😂😂😂😂
30:09 It's real.😂
Kimmy❤️💕💞💖 👑Queen of Every Fast Foods Ever👏🙌Amazing Work Kimmy⭐️Over the past few years, Phenomenal Acting Kimmy❤️Keep it up! I’m Proud of You💖Best Smosh member Ever!