pro tip: in the mafia family mostly the members who are smiling or trying to get you to do activities together are snitches. you can report them and earn some respect in the family
You don't have to just commit normal crime. In the mafia occupation, there's a crime option where you can do extortion to contribute to the mafia. Extortion usually brings in more money. High risk as well. Tip for the next episode.
When I get mafias I usually just steal cars for standing (exit and close out of the game then reenter to get more cars to steal) then if I don't have notoriety I either whack or shake down via extortion.
this is it we love the effort you put in posting everyday with sidemen stuff and well a part time streamer keep it up simon and we love you and will support you
Simon usually if mafia want to hang out they are rats, if you kill using extortions you get notoriety like crazy. Also to help with the vids there is a glitch to retry things, if you don't like a scenario just exit the app (doesn't work for death or gambling) very useful if you are about to get whacked by a random event
12:23 Its funny how Simon reacted like he's never seen that before, *cough Dead By Daylight or at least didn't get the memo that a meat hook wasn't going to be pleasant
Simon, you need to try this again. Try and get a petty prison sentence before you are 18 and escape juvie. Do other petty crimes and join a mafia. Once you become an associate, steal 5 cars every year and contribute to the family. Also extort people for £25,000 and if they refuse, scare them or shake them down. Do NOT try and kill the godfather to become the godfather, you simply have to wait until they die. When you are an underboss and the godfather/mother dies, you are guaranteed to become the godfather. After that, you will make around 2 - 5 mil every year. Edit: oh and if you wait until midnight in real life, you can rob a train at midnight once. It gives you around £25,000,000
If you do an activity and want to do it again (eg. Martial art lessons), you can just tap the back button above your attributes and it’ll take you back.
I’ve been loving the bit life series lately Just a suggestion would be to make the videos a bit longer I mean no disrespect would just love to see more content
Diego was carrying a whole RPG at 12😭
Bro I does at that part😂😂😂😂😂😂
what a chad
He's a good boah
bro is gta character
@@MattSkylight 😂😂
The Tank bit was hilarious!! And Simon's reaction as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i didn't understand it, what did it mean?
dont get it🤔😓
@@ahuman4294 dejis dog
@@ahuman4294 deji
@@ahuman4294 Dejis dog named Tank died a couple of years ago, and for some reason it was a big deal
I love how Simon stayed silent when he saw the name tank
The stats on the dog somehow made it funnier
pro tip: in the mafia family mostly the members who are smiling or trying to get you to do activities together are snitches. you can report them and earn some respect in the family
its usually people who are associates rank. It does work for higher ranks but with a lower chance like 25% or something
How yall know 💀
You don't have to just commit normal crime. In the mafia occupation, there's a crime option where you can do extortion to contribute to the mafia. Extortion usually brings in more money.
High risk as well. Tip for the next episode.
Yeah when you're a made man in the mafia, you don't do petty crime like pickpocketing and burglary. You have to do smarter crimes than that.
you make more from selling cars, you can get up to 500k from cars and u can only get 25k from extortions (max)
When I get mafias I usually just steal cars for standing (exit and close out of the game then reenter to get more cars to steal) then if I don't have notoriety I either whack or shake down via extortion.
Hey can you tell me how simon is emulating the game from his i phone on to his PC?
@@vaibhaavraj bluestacks or other emulator
Simon doesnt even know that you can commit more crimes under the job tab 😭😭😭
this is it we love the effort you put in posting everyday with sidemen stuff and well a part time streamer keep it up simon and we love you and will support you
Simon usually if mafia want to hang out they are rats, if you kill using extortions you get notoriety like crazy. Also to help with the vids there is a glitch to retry things, if you don't like a scenario just exit the app (doesn't work for death or gambling) very useful if you are about to get whacked by a random event
2:40 bros just bringing a rpg for show and tell🤣
bitlife and fifa are my fave things to watch simon just has the best content thank you simon
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Your consistency and quality of content never disappoints! ❤
GET A LIFE
🤖
Bro who are the people that keep liking these comments
ur mom disappoints tho
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1:01 bro what are the chances 😂😂😂
The expression change when man read Tank lmaoo 😭😭😭
i dont get it
@@deeh4go tank was Deji's dog who died
@@atharvagulajkar9271 ohh
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"He attacked you with a rocket launcher" bro you were 11 💀
“I ain’t guilty”
*proceeds to rob a Range Rover*
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5:09 "See ya later Granny".😂
Man died at 11 due to a rocket launcher 💀
Simon making us an offer we can’t refuse.
The best comment here imo
What's the offer
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12:23 Its funny how Simon reacted like he's never seen that before, *cough Dead By Daylight or at least didn't get the memo that a meat hook wasn't going to be pleasant
This series is amazing, please keep doing this!
who else loves the bitlife videos?
5:46 made me cry
I love these sorts of vids and simulators keep doing them mate they’re great to watch
This Series is always FIRE!🔥😆
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Yo guy was about to throw some gang signs 9:22
Bro got killed with an RPG in middle school
Loving this mini series won’t lie
Honestly by this time make an episode story bro. I really like the story type games that you play. And these are really banger videos.
Steal a lot of cars, buy a really good car with the money and then rob banks with ur car. And chose the security guard as a disguise, it always works
He the most consistent out of the sidemen
Here’s hoping there’s a ‘Mafia’ collab between Beta Squad and the Sidemen.
Simon is a legend honestly so funny
“BRO DONT CALL ME NAMES OR ELSE”
“loser!”
**pulls out a rocket launcher**
Brother, you got killed by a 11 year old boy with a fricking Rocket Launcher 😂👌🏽
Honestly this is my favourite series of yours ❤️
Jesus Christ died for your sssinsss please turn to him for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
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what does religion have to do with this.
So.... Simon could be playing Talia's father and we could never know if it was true
2:39 he just pulled out a rocket launcher at the age of 7
I love the bitlife vids
this is super funny plasse post more bitlife vidoes
thanks
"Atleast they didnt fire a rocket launcher at me" 💀💀
Yesss, another one of these
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miniminter with the great content as always
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You called him a bedwetter and he blew up your brain 😂
I once joined the mafia in bitlife and I was arrested and became a government agent and then stabbed in the heart by my best friend
Simon, you need to try this again.
Try and get a petty prison sentence before you are 18 and escape juvie.
Do other petty crimes and join a mafia.
Once you become an associate, steal 5 cars every year and contribute to the family. Also extort people for £25,000 and if they refuse, scare them or shake them down.
Do NOT try and kill the godfather to become the godfather, you simply have to wait until they die.
When you are an underboss and the godfather/mother dies, you are guaranteed to become the godfather.
After that, you will make around 2 - 5 mil every year.
Edit: oh and if you wait until midnight in real life, you can rob a train at midnight once. It gives you around £25,000,000
Bro was 11 and got blown up by a rocket launcher bitlife getting a bit unrealll
BitLife content just doesn't get old fr 👌
1:01 well that was awkward😅😂🤣
My name is Enzo 😂 why you bully me I’ve got glasses irl too no joke
4:05 what do you mean mad crimes you just got 2000 pounds lol
love the series
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The way Simon never stole the expensive cars like he had the chance to steal porches, pagani's etc but chose a mini instead. Quite funny lol😅
The tank moment got me dying hahaha
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We definitely need a part 2
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i love how he isnt afraid to cuss
We need to see an all surprise episode
You should 100% try again,i love this series
Need a pt.2 of this
7:50 my man there was a Ferrari right there
man said copogime
2:43 i died🤣
12 year old Deigo with an RPG
1:00 LMAOOOOOOOO😂😭😭😭😭
Great video bro! Enjoyed seeing u as a mafia.
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As a lebanese guy, I cracked up at 7:03 when it said Lebanon was at war with Ecuador
If you do an activity and want to do it again (eg. Martial art lessons), you can just tap the back button above your attributes and it’ll take you back.
your character: gets beat up
you:*sighs in relief* I'm alive
BitLife: No you're not
bitlife vids are colddd
Diego a menace
these bitlife vids slap
Simon never fails to disappoint us ❤️
i thinks u saids it wrongs
@@ogsigs nah he didn't
I’ve been loving the bit life series lately
Just a suggestion would be to make the videos a bit longer
I mean no disrespect would just love to see more content
I can’t believe Simon created a killer and died at him at the age of 11😂
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Next video idea: I became Lebron James in BitLife
Jesus Christ died for your sssinsss please turn to him for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
Loving the bitlife series
Can we talk about he got killed by kid in school using a rocket launcher
Do another Mafia Bit life❤❤😂
this was a banger, do this kind again
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Yes Simon, I'd say you should do a part 2 or sumn. A remedial of sort
these videos are just amazing
Diego was strapped💀
Yes bro do it again it was fun to watch
Your T-shirt being the same colours as the flag of Italy deserves more credit
Bro got killed with a rocket launcher at 11💀💀
don = doctor strange
+ how the hell did an 11 year old get a rocket launcher IN SCHOOL LMAO
THE FOREFINGERS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes we need more of bitlife stuff
I’ve been loving the BitLife series
Bro is always on the grind ❤❤
Jesus Christ died for your sssinsss please turn to him for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
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@@jesuslovesyou2616 why you on every comment like bro get a life
good content as alwayss
it would be cool if you did a bitlife on a marshall artist like a blackbelt or some thing it would make a really cool video❤️
Best vid of the series 😂👌
Simon the mafia boss
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Mafia bosses arent bullies they are often the defending type
Who saw in the back at the start he was playing as lord farquaads daughter
Simons falling in love with this game😂
Where do you play that game! I tried it out but its not the same
You could become a general in the military
bit life series era month ?!?!?
Best series
more
pls
#1 on trending for gaming
Jeez