I’m the one that sent you V-World Matrix and I have to say that it’s one of the worst, most incompetently made movies I have ever seen. So glad you guys enjoyed it.
I'm a 45 year old happily married man. But watching this movie triggered such guilty shameful pubescent flashbacks that I instinctively got up, turned the bathroom faucet on and made sure the door was locked so my mom wouldn't catch me.
Erin is great.... but it definitely feels like she is just playing along, which isn't a bad thing... I'm not trying to insult her or downplay her contribution to the show, i get the vibe she is often just trying her best to be "one of the guys"... there's nothing inherently wrong with that though, and she is still hilarious regardless.... But yeah... just sometimes get that vibe.
This is tragic on so many levels but the discomfort you all show for the extended "Skinemax" sex scenes makes me laugh so so much. That "DP" joke kills!
I had to look up Sydnee Steele (for research purposes) she made a lot of movies, the one I am most looking forward to watching has to be Snatch Adams, but it also looks like she was in a long running series of movies that must have inspired The Fast and the Furious series, called Backseat Driver 5, 11 and 14.
@@JasonBrant As somewhat of an aficionado of her oeuvre, I have yet to find a classy film amongst them. You may rest assured I shall keep on looking with diligence.
"Are you willing to be naked. Yes. Okay I've got six roles for you." "Six roles? You want me to be in six movies?" "No. One movie, six roles." *visible confusion*
I think the only way people saw this back in 99 was because someone's grandparent went to Blockbuster and saw it, and then remembered The Matrix and thought it was the same thing so they rented it for their grandson who is a The Matrix fan.
There's a film called Expect No Mercy, where Jalaal Merhi and Billy Blanks fight to control Virtual Reality. It's pretty fun. Then the sequel, Expect to Die (which was also released as a video game), has David Bradley from American Ninja 3. Both on TH-cam, for anyone who wants to see them.
Enjoyable commentary as always! I used to work with Ron Ford in his day job, and he’s a cool guy. He’s done a lot of animation work in recent years, including a take on Poe’s The Raven. I think he’d say that his best movie overall was Hollywood Mortuary. P.S. - On V-World, I recall him saying that he hated it because he was under contract to trot something out fast with almost no budget. Creative control was in question, if memory serves.
These types of movies are what you'd see at like 4am on a Saturday on Cinemax and showtime and they'd always were so bad they felt like a fever dream and you could never be lucky enough to see them a 2nd time.
@N Sob I had that issue too. We had to get creative and prop up the cable wire a certain way and aluminum foil came in handy. These kids have no idea what it's like to have to jiggle a cable cord or antenna around just to get a few seconds of a clear picture.
@Gene Thornton ya got that right. We always kept a keen eye out for the few times they would run a month of free service to tempt people into subscriptions. Ah the 80s and 90s...what a time to be a teenager. Tech wasn't quite tech yet and old fashioned wasn't quite old yet.
@@nsob8897 where I live Cox Cable would block out the whatever channels free previews for their own at a later date and it was always shorter than the other channels previews were! 🥺 😠 18:46
705am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!! Hooray for unexpected new roommates!!! Life is different now!!!! I'll introduce them to you later, my man!
@@JasonBrant yeah, a friend of mine who I saved from being homeless with her 4yo daughter. My name may be Megatron, but I can play the White Knight when I want, and I really wanted to save her day.
Oh a classic Skinamax movie... I remember sneaking out of my room and watching these movies in junior high and then freshman year in high school.... 😂 Does this bring back memories for you Jason? Either way, at 38, these movies make me laugh.
@@megatronjenkins2473 I remember that one. USA, where Skinamax movies go to die since all they had were bewbs..... Ah I remember up late on USA, all the Skinamax movies.... Where did all the softcore go?
The, man who Directed this film (Ron Ford) was @ one time close friends w/ Mike Stoklasa (Red Letter Media & Never Been Kissed). Secondly, The Director of this film one lived w/ Hollywood Superstar Randall Malone
Former Actress & Fitness Model Sydnee Steele was cast in this "film" because of her background in The Ad*t Ind*stry & was okay w/ being shirtless most of her Screen Time
LOL, you are right it's so bad. Sorry I am late to the party. Just found this on YT. LOl. I was in this movie so I feel your pain. Many Blessings to you. New subscriber to your channel. Love, Steph
Wow, they really went all out on the special effects, using all the crayolas to draw the lasers and adding cap gun sound effects. You guys were on fire with the jokes tonight. :)
Sydney Steele she, Jenna Jameson & Bill Kelly were urm a big part of my adolescents in the 90s 😂😂😂 Hilarious reactions I had keep pausing because I was in fits laughter as you tried to explain the plot. Best tonic of the week your channel.
Thank you, that was hilarious! I think I might have seen Ms. Steele live in a very similar role...in a club in NYC. That was an Oscar worthy performance as well...
I legitimately thought it was you guys making those aauuuGUUUGH noises during the first VR segment, realized what it was right when y'all did and lost the last bit of my sanity
This is like The Matrix, only it makes you question the nature of existence even more. Like, "what the hell am I watching?" and "Why am I watching this?"
@3:52 "AaAaAaAaAAh!!" Followed by Brians super accurate mimicry. 😂 Omg I can't believe this is real or that anyone involved with this movie signed a contract to appear in it. Hell, I'd pay good money just to be cut out of the thing. 😂
The "Bottom 5" is things like After Last Season and The Jar, where it's just horribly boring to watch and there's almost nothing even noteworthy, let alone funny. This movie had bewbs and hand-drawn MS Paint laser beams and karate kicks, so it's definitely a cut above those. It's actually fun.
Hey! Have been enjoying the channel since discovering it. Seeing as this is twice she's shown up here, you may want to search her filmography with both her screen names; Stephanie Beaton/ Sabrina Stone. (Or maybe not. I think I'm opening a can of worms now.)
I’m the one that sent you V-World Matrix and I have to say that it’s one of the worst, most incompetently made movies I have ever seen. So glad you guys enjoyed it.
So you're to blame.
😂😂👍🏻
YOU'RE the one who inflicted this pain upon us, there's a place in my mighty Decepticon Army for you!!!
"I want the Matrix"
"We have the matrix at home."
....
I like when the guilty party steps forward.
I'm a 45 year old happily married man. But watching this movie triggered such guilty shameful pubescent flashbacks that I instinctively got up, turned the bathroom faucet on and made sure the door was locked so my mom wouldn't catch me.
GRANDMA NO!
@@uptown710 I'm just combing my hair, I'll be down soon!
Better not leave any jelly fish in the bath tub.............
“There’s not enough boobs in this movie!” Says the coolest wife ever. Jason and Erin, I salute you.
Erin is great.... but it definitely feels like she is just playing along, which isn't a bad thing... I'm not trying to insult her or downplay her contribution to the show, i get the vibe she is often just trying her best to be "one of the guys"...
there's nothing inherently wrong with that though, and she is still hilarious regardless.... But yeah... just sometimes get that vibe.
@@William-Morey-Baker Malarkey, she's never been shy to go against the grain.
This is tragic on so many levels but the discomfort you all show for the extended "Skinemax" sex scenes makes me laugh so so much. That "DP" joke kills!
That scene was soooo long.
@@JasonBrant That's what she said.
"With the powers of Paint and Movie Maker combined, I am now unstoppable!"
Probably the editor.
I had to look up Sydnee Steele (for research purposes) she made a lot of movies, the one I am most looking forward to watching has to be Snatch Adams, but it also looks like she was in a long running series of movies that must have inspired The Fast and the Furious series, called Backseat Driver 5, 11 and 14.
Backseat Driver. Must be a classy film series.
I liked the "Eager Beavers 3" and "Beauty and the Bitch" best.
One can assume correctly on what category these films are... :D
She looked familiar to me. As it turns out, she was in Sex at six, probably the only porn movie I know a name of.
Sounds like award winning material right there.
@@JasonBrant As somewhat of an aficionado of her oeuvre, I have yet to find a classy film amongst them. You may rest assured I shall keep on looking with diligence.
17:54 Again, Virtual world where you can do anything or anybody. No restrictions. And that's the outfit he chose to wear.
And you have to pay for your virtual booze apparently.
That Dave cut out always kills me
"Are you willing to be naked. Yes. Okay I've got six roles for you."
"Six roles? You want me to be in six movies?"
"No. One movie, six roles."
*visible confusion*
Just what I needed this morning. A terrible, awesome movie.
Always brightens the day.
19:38 might be my favorite joke ever told on this channel. Holy hell my jaw hurts from smiling so much. Great episode guys!
I stood up and gave Jason a slow clap for that one. F'n gold!
I think the only way people saw this back in 99 was because someone's grandparent went to Blockbuster and saw it, and then remembered The Matrix and thought it was the same thing so they rented it for their grandson who is a The Matrix fan.
This makes Eyes of the Werewolf actually coherent by comparison.
It really does.
19:46 my god, Erin's wheezing sounded like 2 tea kettles lol
Pressing that timestamp over and over sounds like whales mating.
@@bradnov893 months later......yep ...still 100% Accurate 👍
There's a film called Expect No Mercy, where Jalaal Merhi and Billy Blanks fight to control Virtual Reality. It's pretty fun. Then the sequel, Expect to Die (which was also released as a video game), has David Bradley from American Ninja 3. Both on TH-cam, for anyone who wants to see them.
You can't go wrong with David Bradley.
I must see those!
They also made a terrible fighting game out of that movie. (Also called Expect No Mercy)
I find it amusing how, when one bad heavy metal song ends, another one just starts. Ron Ford paid for them, Ron Ford is gonna USE them.
No pennies wasted.
I'm gonna be laughing about you guys' DP jokes all day🤣🤣🤣🤣
haha!
Right?…”Pretend like you’re being shot”… Omg, hahaha!
I think the total literal budget for this movie was no more than $1600
That's generous.
Don't know why but I read that as "toilet budget"
@@JasonBrant I think 69 dollars is more accurate, 420 dollars tops
That was the budget for their “film star” alone.
Thats how much one of those headsets would have cost they used lol
SBIG needs to have a Stephanie Beaton marathon.
Patreon members will be elated.
...maybe not Erin...
I was shocked she didn't show her bolos in this.
@@JasonBrant yeah, me too, WHAT THE FÙCK?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Enjoyable commentary as always! I used to work with Ron Ford in his day job, and he’s a cool guy. He’s done a lot of animation work in recent years, including a take on Poe’s The Raven. I think he’d say that his best movie overall was Hollywood Mortuary.
P.S. - On V-World, I recall him saying that he hated it because he was under contract to trot something out fast with almost no budget. Creative control was in question, if memory serves.
These types of movies are what you'd see at like 4am on a Saturday on Cinemax and showtime and they'd always were so bad they felt like a fever dream and you could never be lucky enough to see them a 2nd time.
Those were good times. Wish both of those channels still did that.
I tried watching them several times but the squiggly static filled screen always ruined the mood.
@N Sob I had that issue too. We had to get creative and prop up the cable wire a certain way and aluminum foil came in handy. These kids have no idea what it's like to have to jiggle a cable cord or antenna around just to get a few seconds of a clear picture.
@Gene Thornton ya got that right. We always kept a keen eye out for the few times they would run a month of free service to tempt people into subscriptions.
Ah the 80s and 90s...what a time to be a teenager. Tech wasn't quite tech yet and old fashioned wasn't quite old yet.
@@nsob8897 where I live Cox Cable would block out the whatever channels free previews for their own at a later date and it was always shorter than the other channels previews were! 🥺 😠 18:46
705am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!!
Hooray for unexpected new roommates!!! Life is different now!!!! I'll introduce them to you later, my man!
New roommates?
@@JasonBrant yeah, a friend of mine who I saved from being homeless with her 4yo daughter. My name may be Megatron, but I can play the White Knight when I want, and I really wanted to save her day.
The Bowling Alley mysteriously burns down after Brant gets food poisoning...hmmm. get Seagal on the case.
I probably shouldn't have said that on video...
@@JasonBrant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:43 That dude who died with the computer screen smashed on his face was the best actor in the bunch!
Thankyou so much jason. I swear this episode cured my depression. So much love for you guys❤❤❤
2:47 "...or both" - f**k, I shouldn't have been drinking wine, half of it came out of my nostrils.
🤣
Just got to the gym watching this gem on the elliptical! Can't wait. You guys make my workouts go by fast!
Nice! Hope you dig it.
@@JasonBrant Erin's teapot was next level.
I needed a headphone warning for the "pretend you're getting shot!" reaction from Milady Erin.
The in unison "it was" is easily the funniest and most telling moment on this channel so far.
Oh a classic Skinamax movie... I remember sneaking out of my room and watching these movies in junior high and then freshman year in high school.... 😂 Does this bring back memories for you Jason? Either way, at 38, these movies make me laugh.
Do you remember a little gem called Test Tube Teens From The Year 3000? I saw that one on Up All Night, With Rhonda Shear on the USA Channel.
Oh yeah.
@@megatronjenkins2473 I remember that one. USA, where Skinamax movies go to die since all they had were bewbs..... Ah I remember up late on USA, all the Skinamax movies.... Where did all the softcore go?
19:47 finally another clip for that Erin crack up video
The tea kettle was strong in this one.
@@JasonBrant The sounds that followed gave me instant six-pack abs.
the hand drawn effects make it seem like there was some genuine effort behind this. maybe not a LOT of effort, but genuine none the less
Sometimes I think there is just a waiting list for bad movie actors, everyone gets a turn eventually
lol
Just like strippers!!!
12:00 was one of the all time great awkward silences this channel has ever seen.
19:46 that laugh.. brilliant
This is the perfect movie to bring back the BSOD joke
Hah, so true.
The plot of this movie heavily reminds me of William Shatner's Tekwar than Matrix.
They used such lame Teknology in this movie🤣🤣🤣
Haven't seen that one.
@@JasonBrant It was a novel written by William Shatner himself & then later it was adapted into fpur TV movies & then a TV series.
@@JasonBrant it was a series of books, actually, that had the Shat's name, but were co-written by Ron Goulart. But the rest, yeah, that, too.
This certainly had the acting level of Tekwar.
There was a moment when the three of them were trying to follow the plot - it was adorable.
19:45 And so Erin made EVERY dog within 500 yards from someone watching this video go apeshit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's always a good time watching you crack each other up. The movies are just the icing.
This is probably the most uncomfortable yet hilarious video yet. Bravo, 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
The, man who Directed this film (Ron Ford) was @ one time close friends w/ Mike Stoklasa (Red Letter Media & Never Been Kissed). Secondly, The Director of this film one lived w/ Hollywood Superstar Randall Malone
You three seemed to have extra fun with this one. A true skinematic classic.
tbh the actresses with multiple roles is an amazing choice, its like game developers reusing assets and im sure it was on purpose
Reusing "Assets"...Ha ha, I get it!
19:48 reminded me I need to change my brake pads soon.
I’ve waited all day for this… time to ruin my night 😂
13:32 that’s some sweet foley work with celery.. 😂
Former Actress & Fitness Model Sydnee Steele was cast in this "film" because of her background in The Ad*t Ind*stry & was okay w/ being shirtless most of her Screen Time
7:35 that dude's face.....
Excuse me while I go RIP OUT MY EYES
You're welcome 🤣
Discovered your channel a couple weeks ago and this was somehow my 1st video… yeah I’m onboard now. 😆 👍🏻
“I’ll be besides you, it’s fine.”
Oh my god Jason. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, well.... 🤣
I have dropped more dough at Spearmint Rhino than was spent making this movie.
Haha!
@@JasonBrant
Wait, Eyes Of The Werewolf, isn't that the one I once called out as softcore before you aired the episode?
It straight up was softcore. Anything with Stephanie Beaton is softcore period.
That would be it.
19:44 PTSD from all those 90’s bukkake scenes 😂
You ask the porn star to pretend she's getting shot and she does that naturally xd
haha
Couple of movies to add to your list, "GLadiator Cop" - Starring Lorenzo Lamas, and "The people under the stairs".
"I wore my sandals and everything!" - God I peed when you said that!
LOL, you are right it's so bad. Sorry I am late to the party. Just found this on YT. LOl. I was in this movie so I feel your pain. Many Blessings to you. New subscriber to your channel. Love, Steph
Wow... that ultrasonic wheeze... didn't think the human vocal cords could make a noise like that, woke my cat up and im wearing padded headphones.
12:19 Why are they so afraid of this dark haired woman? She has never actually shot anyone. She missed every time in this movie so far.
I have no clue.
This guy showed up for the DP and was like : "What ? U want me to set up the lights ?"
Love the tee shirt, Logan is one of my favorite movies!
Thanks!
19:46 memories of hurricane Sandy... 😆
And, once I showed up with my tool belt for a DP job, and found out it was something different entirely 😫
10:53 Brian - I mean... he still can.
Oh how I missed Brian's poetic musings.
I'm on the toilet watching this and no one knows........
Thats appropriate.
2:17 We now know what the "V" stands for in V-World.
a woman's valvolina
haha
This episode kills me every time. Laughing so hard my ribs hurt.
Pretty sure my Friend saw Ms. Steel in some adult videos back in the day.
"Your friend" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣 🤣
Wow, they really went all out on the special effects, using all the crayolas to draw the lasers and adding cap gun sound effects. You guys were on fire with the jokes tonight. :)
8:54 'if you piss yourself in the matrix, you piss yourself in real life?...your mind makes it real' to paraphrase the real Matrix movie...
That 19:48 high pitch is hilarious 😊
"I wore my sandals and everything!" 🤣
Sydney Steele she, Jenna Jameson & Bill Kelly were urm a big part of my adolescents in the 90s 😂😂😂
Hilarious reactions I had keep pausing because I was in fits laughter as you tried to explain the plot.
Best tonic of the week your channel.
Shannon Tweed wasn't bad either.
@@georgesykes394 Yup 🖒
@timelord0074 Remember back in the day USA network had a show called Silk Stalkings plenty of gratuitous shots of hot Women in Lingerie.
Jenna was awesome before she ruined herself with numerous surgical procedures. Jill Kelly still rules.
I love to see jason videos before i sleep hahahaha my neighbours hear me laugh like crazy.
Mostly with Sifu seagal ones....
5:24 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just re-watched some of those you are right, but then again, I can’t do any better so
We had no idea what we were doing.
I also love how the music is reminiscent of old 'Exodus' demos.
Can't say I know that.
@@JasonBrant he means the thrash metal band Exodus, which kirk hammet was in before metallica.
That 19:45 when Erin turned into a tea kettle need to be clipped and recycled‼️🤣🤣🤣
Big spenders. Cheers guys! From Niagara 🇨🇦✌️
My beer budget for this episode was more than this movie.
Total Recall 2: Into the Matrix
Great Wolverine shirt, Jason; I always preferred the tan and brown costume.
You want me to set up lights?!?! 🤣🤣
The girl typing on that computer totally reminds me of the famous cat typing gif.
Gaps? The story has CANYONS!
Thank you, that was hilarious! I think I might have seen Ms. Steele live in a very similar role...in a club in NYC. That was an Oscar worthy performance as well...
My perfect evening….binge watching you guys while I smoke myself out. You guys kill me 😂😂😂😂😂
Have fun 🤣
I legitimately thought it was you guys making those aauuuGUUUGH noises during the first VR segment, realized what it was right when y'all did and lost the last bit of my sanity
13:44 Computer is not plugged in and yet it is still electrocuting this guy.
Of course.
"This gonna be our big break." -the band(s) that played the entire movie, whomever they be.
great t-shirt Jason!
I know Matt LeBlanc had a dry spell for a bit. But this is mind blowing.
19:46 Release the Kraken!
This is like The Matrix, only it makes you question the nature of existence even more. Like, "what the hell am I watching?" and "Why am I watching this?"
Only in the couple of friends and alcohol can this be bearable. Dear god. Sorry Ms. Steele.
@3:52 "AaAaAaAaAAh!!"
Followed by Brians super accurate mimicry. 😂 Omg I can't believe this is real or that anyone involved with this movie signed a contract to appear in it. Hell, I'd pay good money just to be cut out of the thing. 😂
I’m typing this very early in the movie but I get a West World meets Total Recall meets The Matrix vibe.
Cheers SBIG. 🇨🇦
7:03
Imagine some one watching this one day and asking, "Grandma?"
The "Bottom 5" is things like After Last Season and The Jar, where it's just horribly boring to watch and there's almost nothing even noteworthy, let alone funny. This movie had bewbs and hand-drawn MS Paint laser beams and karate kicks, so it's definitely a cut above those. It's actually fun.
I’m pretty sure they amended bro code after this movie.
“Thou shan’t pop wood whilst digitally stroking in the presence of a bro”
The drummer going apeshit was the best part.
Hey! Have been enjoying the channel since discovering it. Seeing as this is twice she's shown up here, you may want to search her filmography with both her screen names; Stephanie Beaton/ Sabrina Stone. (Or maybe not. I think I'm opening a can of worms now.)
I always comment before things are over, I’m a bit past halfway and all I can think is this party needs some V8 juice
The sound effects from the guns is the same sound used for the shotguns in GoldenEye 007 (N64)