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@@adityasahani4321 not that I know of, but kind of hope so
Where can I learn this engineering stuff. I'm in secondary school at the moment and just wanted to know where I can learn the full engineering course for free.
@@progamermajsc7230 go to college
@@adityasahani4321 lol ye I will. But I am 14
Went from collapsing wave functions to collapsing bridges.
I don't why but I love this comment
THIS IS THE BEST CROSS OVER EPISODE YOU HAVE DONE I LOVE IT
Near enough sometimes isn't good enough
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Literally studying engineering at said university.
My professor said:
Every engineer is always wrong, but good engineer knows how wrong he is
@KRYMauL oh please! what us physics researchers do is "Okay,you can see with voltage change this glass is changing color,bam, i invented lcd, its upto to the engineers now to make it useful"
This was a psychology prof's big paper once, showing that if you have no skill you're extremely overconfident, and if you have little to moderate skill, you're very underconfident, and only when you're have complete mastery do you have regular confidence.
@KRYMauL I'm an engineer training to be a scientist.
My professor said :
For the engineer the answer means the correct answer, the adjective is redundant.
It’s within an order of magnitude. That’s basically a bullseye.
Engineering Professors:
Let's assume the square is a perfect circle
You find the circle with pi*radius square, so square is circle
R^2=x^2+y^2...so not far off, but I got you🤣
Our lecturer made us study 3 chapters on fluid mechanics to write a test out of 25...he sent 3 exercises out, so most of us focused on that work, he didn't put it in the test...I failed with 10/25...they break you sometimes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm majoring in bisexual studies.
@@JV3Player It's sad what they make you do to transfer these days
"e is 3, Pi is 3, 4 is 3" never seen a most accurate quote about an engineering degree in my life
C is 3e8 is also fine for most practical applications 😂
@@TeslaRifle at least rounding this one is so egregious
I burst laughing at those
Engineers be like: g is 10, Pi^2=10 so g=Pi^2
yeah , approximation^2
“e is 3, pi is 3, 4 is 3” underrated line lmao
bruh that line cracked me up lmao
@@Anirudhji2001 lol
@@LuisCarlos-kp6jq dry ass reply lmao
I lost my shit at 4 equals 3.
Kerbonautics same I spit out my drink and laughed
"you guys know what's going on"
"no we don't"
I felt that
Me too dear god
Literally happened in my vibrations and controls class
lol lol sounds accurate
Too relatable.
"You know this from high school, right?"
Bro that capacitor one was so true.
One thing I've learned so far making circuits is that if ur circuit doesn't work, try adding random capacitors. Usually works.
Well I guess they may charge and inject electricity to a circuit which was not design for a good power distribution.
I just started my 2nd year of electrical engineering! I love circuits
famous last words
*Electronics engineer at work:* "Analogue electronics is easy".
*Me:* OK, this is a simple circuit diagram of a circuit which works. How exactly does it do 'X'?
*Electronics engineer at work:* "...."
*Me:* That's my point.
Jeez, why is this so true. I'm only doing some basic Arduino-based stuff but adding random capacitors usually makes things work a lot better.
I’m in Chemical Engineering, but had to take an electrical engineering class. My electrical engineering teacher was both the “doesn’t answer the question” and the “you shall not pass” one. It’s a miracle I passed that class. His tests took twice the time he gave us to do it. Glad I don’t have to take any more electrical engineering classes!
I'm in software engineering and had to take fucking chem
Like, what?
@@trk20. lol what
@@asiamies9153 My chem prof was sorta confused too (literally said "yeah idk where software engineers would use chem"), but anyone in any engineering stream whatsoever has to take all the first year eng classes, including chem and physics.
@@trk20. You might need to know the formulas for gas shit when coding whatever you are coding :/ only thing I can think of. then again u can learn that online
My electrical engineering teacher was a chemical engineering. He was my favorite teacher in collage so far. My favorite quote from was "I am not allowed to have office hours right now but if I am in my office and you find me in there I will help you". This was the first semester coming back from Covid-19 so no everything was back to normal.
The best part of this video is how it isn't even a joke. This is literally it.
i watched this at the beginning of my first semester in EE and thought "Haha, funny how he exaggerates how professors act" im in my 3rd now and know he was absolutely on point
@@karsten_ well, that's not what I wanted to hear
Yes. _Yes._ The joke is there is no joke.
@@karsten_ XD. It's the same in chemistry and physics. Though in our case, we learned by second semester. Now I've been studying for God knows how long and it's just hillarious at this point.
Y'know, I think we're all kinda masochistic in these majors to some degree.
@@Olivia-W I went through the entire 5 stages of greif through my degree, and really you only hit the acceptance stage when you stop giving a damn half way through your capstone. As rough as work is, it will never be as bad as school was
This seems like a joke until you actually take engineering
i come back to this. 3rd semester of Mechanical and it’s scary how accurate it’s getting. pray for me
Currently doing second year of Electrical Engineering, the thick accent one is no joke. ;-;
@@babosanders5223 Senior ME here. It doesn't get any better.
@@SkorpioVenom salutations from UNCC
Ohhh yeah😂
I'm studying computer engineering, and holy shit this is so relatable. Freshman year in my Electronics lab, I had a professor who refused to answer questions that pertained to anything he had explained during the lecture. So if you didn't understand something, the last person you should ask was him. He would get mad at you and say: "I already explained that, you should have understood it when you had the chance!". I have no idea how I passed.
It’s truly amazing what people can do when fueled by spite
I had a professor like that in Junior year so I just got a Chegg subscription and used the homework solutions to teach myself. Professors will tell you that’s cheating but if it wasn’t for Chegg, I wouldn’t have learned shit. A lot of people will use it to cheat but I used it to learn.
@@BimmerWon you just have to reverse engineer the answer to understand what's going on
@@Ncloud exactly
I had a lecturer like that. He was a brilliant electronics engineer, but an absolute ass as a lecturer.
I had a teacher in my early years of circuitry analysis that was genuinely a good teacher and would do his best to explain what’s going on. The problem was he was so perfect at what he did he assumed everything was easy and sometimes wouldn’t understand why we didn’t get something. I’ve seen him use a calculator like once, he didn’t even use one for doing superposition from Kirchhoff. It’s not like he had most of the values memorized, he’d just make up new circuit’s totally on the fly and have them work perfectly. He retired recently and you could tell he had nearly 50 years of experience under his belt
there was a teacher at my high school that would substitute every. single. class. no matter how far away from his field of expertise it was, he would substitute it and still teach the subject properly.
to be knowledgeable enough to teach every single subject at his age, he probably started learning math and playing piano at 2 days old.
@@ledocteur7701 highschool level subjects are pretty easy to understand. You just have to follow the curriculum and hope that none of your students are going to ask questions outside of what’s being taught.
This!!!!! My biggest problem my entire life! People are just so used to what they do they cannot take the perspective of a beginner, even when they try is still advanced stuff. Nothing made this more glaring to me than cooking, which is just as hard as it can get.
@@ledocteur7701 I went from uncanny to canny and cannot believe.
''Yes exactly... it has a purpose...'' I freaking died.
IKR xD
lol like highschool i aint had a clue what was going on
It’s not just chillin there.
Me: argues back "So, what is that purpose though?" "All you have to know is that there is a purpose" "But what?" "Why are you being a smartass? Philosophizing on why they did this, did that. Spend your time completing your practical that you're late submitting." "..."
Yeah, hate that kind of professor... They sometimes make a homework out of it....
It's nice knowing that 1000's of kilometers away, over an ocean, in a different country, on a different continent, with a different language and with a ever so slightly different education system, this shit stays exactly the same.
So true
Sooo true
Yes!
Yes because the higher ups don't give a shit about proper education
Same here. Regards from Uruguay. My classes were basically the same.
Zach: “Alright this is a solid D+ paper.”
Andrew: “I did everything the requirements said…”
Zach: “Oh but that’s only if you wanted a C at the max…”
Andrew: “So what do I need to do to get an A?”
Zach: *That’s the neat part, you don’t*
I had one of those. I had to write a ton of shaders manually for a 3D game environment. You had to create all the geometry in shaders and do at least 3 post processing effects that were harder than blur. I did all that and got a MF (A fail you can resit) because one of the post effects didn't work right.
This was one of 3 modules that semester, and this was a Bachelor's degree.
@@PalladinPoker now that’s a bruh moment
@@PalladinPokerwhat college??
@@PalladinPokerBro I don’t even know half the stuff you said @o@
@@PalladinPokerGood god. You had to manually make the shades and post processing? Shit man.
"Yes. Exactly. It has a purpose." *dead 💀*
Some people think this is a funny video. Some people cry over how real these characters were
I've just submitted my project due at 12am. This video kinda hurt me and I still gotta study for my exam tomorrow (well.. it's technically today)
that "prof that should have been an english teacher" one i kinda relate to, he almost always picks out when we make grammatical errors
This is actually giving me ptsd.
7:29 "You forgot to comment your name on the top..."
That f*cking thing always annoys me. It has happen to me many times and they have always declined my entire work only for that. The fun part is that my name IS written there, but not at the top.
I honestly can't believe it is the same situtation on other universities. I thought it was because I have to study in a "public"(cheap) university in Mexico.
I'm actually screaming internally because of the "grammar nazi professor" bit. It hurts my dude, it hurts...
If I ever hear the words “pop midterm” I’m becoming a business major on the spot
ethan hopping I'm not sure why but this actually had me laughing out loud
😂😂😂
This happened to me recently in Calculus I last quarter. The syllabus said that there were 3 exams and a final "tentatively scheduled" for some days, and then the instructor gave us a fourth "pop exam" which preceded the final. Had no clue it would actually happen. Hopefully this isn't too common, and this particular instructor does tend to be disorganized.
ethan hopping happened twice in my dynamics class 😂
Rick Reynoso last semester, my thermo prof gave my class a popmidterm the last class session before the final.
My community college physics prof did this shit openly on purpose to "prepare" us for university. I lost a total of 5 points out of 8 on the first lab because I used kg⋅m/s2 instead of N throughout the lab report. When I asked him why that wasn't one point lost he said "because, as stated on the syllabus, the first mistake of the term is noted in red ink, but every subsequent error of the same type is a point off."
When I asked him how I was supposed to know I made the mistake 6 times before it was graded, he said "you should've noticed it the first time" LIKE WHAT
I'm not really sure this is a mistake. it's just a notational preference.
Not even a mistake lmao it's basically the same thing I would have complained somewhere higher up
That’s not even a mistake 😭
I'd be furious, good lord
He must be really ignorant to consider what you did a mistake
I’m in my last semester of mechanical engineering and by the grace of God I never ran into a professor like this. We got blessed with some amazing profs. A moment of silence for those not as fortunate…..
Where did you go to school?
@@toddchavez8274 Dunwoody College of Technology
University in a nutshell: "You guys know what's going on ... " "NO WE DON'T"
"You get an F because of that, but mostly, because I can"
lol yea incidentally, i am doing electrical engineering, so that made me scream my ass off in the middle of the night 😂
not engineering specific, but my anatomy professor introduces every new part/function with, "... as we already know." it's a mess.
@@IanFox xDDD
No! That's what we come *here* for!
" You get what happens here "
" No we don't "
IGNORES AND PROCEEDS LIKE A BOSS
Multivariable calculus professor be like
lmfao I was dying
This literally happened to me
I think I've cut open an old wound 😂😂😂 lol sorry....
I unironically had a professor like that, first semester of my engineering calc class lmfao. Literally the same scenario
I asked my math teacher during my sophomore year if they could repeat an equation and it was a small equation but I just needed it to be repeated and the teacher was like well you should’ve listened the first time . The teacher was done surprised after words when I wanted to change out of her class to go to a different class even if they were a more advanced class I didn’t care I wanted a teacher that would do their job and answer questions so I could learn.
Teachers like that are the worst. They fail to understand that you are the reason they make payday. Some people and their egos just can't be teachers. One semester I took Physics based calc. (mechanics) and the professor spent the first hour trying to intimidate people by saying this will be the hardest class you have taken and basically said he would be getting us ready for our Senior level courses by making this one artificially more difficult. Welp I wasn't going to accept doing more work for less credit than the work would deserve so I dropped and got another teacher. The new teacher didn't try to talk anything up and just got on with it. Definitely not the hardest class ever and the fact that people give the first Prof. a good rating is bonkers to me. He must really mess with their heads if they are okay doing more work for the same amount of credit you would get for doing less with anyone else.
@@solidsnake1209 Some kids are so eager to please that they develop a sort of Stockholm syndrome, and they get really good at rationalizing plainly pathological behaviour on the part of professors.
My first year mathematics lecturer was the exact opposite. He'd explain something seven different ways if he had to in order to make a concept clear.
Similar stuff has happened to me visiting office hours as a chem major. It was such a simple concept too that I needed clarification on. Kept mentioning that it was went over in class a few times… really wanted to say “I wouldn’t be here if I understood it sir.”
Imagine having a short attention span & needing someone to reiterate 😣. Teachers have to be patient
In my class on the first day before we had bought our textbooks, some student sent a link on the class Canvas page to a website where it was located for free, and saved us all hundreds of dollars. The people who already payed were able to get refunds from the bookstore. The professor then encouraged we all use that link. That's an outlier of an experience though for sure.
Definitely one of the best professors I've ever had.
I remember in my program students would share PDFs of textbooks, by junior year nobody was buying them, everyone knew you just had to ask around or be offered it. Passed around via E-mail or on memory sticks. I always thought it would have been a perfect model for the microbiology students to use as a simulation of disease spread, to try to find "patient zero." Probably most comparable for simulating STDs: "Who[s computer] did you stick your thing [USB stick] into to get this from, and who did you in turn give it to that way?" I was probably a bit of a super-spreader actually. I wasn't bothered by ethical concerns of "stealing," in fact I found pirating them to be morally preferable to feeding the parasite that is textbook publishers. A few professors, mostly in lower level classes, used the online access thing you had to pay a bunch for, but that subsided later in my program, I don't know if professors stopped using it in general or if higher-level courses didn't try. Professors probably figured out that this was a way to make students despise them before even seeing them the first time.
"Top right corner, what's the purpose of that capacitor?"
*points to a resistor
Damn, u guys have a weird ass symbol for resistors. I honestly needed to rewatch the scene to see what's written next to it
@@aaron9828 that symbol isn't weird, bruh
@@slolilols It is - for Germans for example.
this guy circuits
@@faisalinc.7658 For electrical engineers, even Germans use that symbol for resistors. An uncommon symbol is just a box, but universally the zigzag is used.
"I did everything the requirements said."
"That's only if you wanted a C at the max"
Felt that
“I don’t even know. That’s the crazy part” lmao
Not an engineer so maybe I’m missing something, but isn’t there only one right answer in engineering? How can someone do more than the requirements?
Tom Cotter
You can’t. That A is given randomly within the class. Apparently never to me :)
@@tomcotter4299 there is more than one solution. more is just for clients comfort like in case of machine failure or can handle future change. I'll use an example like
requirements would be 'lay down pipes for full function'. more is like 'lay down another in case of first pipe breaks
That happens all the time in English. The teacher just gives everyone a C because they only met the requirements.
7:03 “If at first you don’t succeed, I’ll probably just fail you again”
Bless my one professor who made his own textbook for the class and sent it to all the students without us even asking. He also had some of the fairest tests I've ever encountered.
You forgot one. “We’re ahead of schedule” said no engineering professor ever
lol you got me in the first line!!
I've actually had one class that ended a month early. It was glorious.
Facts
"We are ahead of schedule"
*Cancels like 10h lectures*
2weeks later: "We are far behind"
*schedules an extra 20h lectures*
My Engineering professor heard from our other teachers that our class is above average, and so he rushes through all the material in an hour and gives us the last hour and a half free to do what we want. It's nice, but a little intense.
Engineering student here:
I’d like to know how you got these recordings out of my class.
It's spot on, most of my professors are like this
Same
Facts
Best comment!!
As a freshman comp engineer, I am sweating bullets
Good lord, the 30-page lab reports we used to have to write for our instrumentation class were insane. It was like they were preparing me to write my thesis by making me write a thesis every 2 weeks.
Haha! I once applied to be a tutor and as we were in training this psychology major was talking about how she had to do a twenty page paper for the big final project in some class. I turned to the engineer next to me and said “I have to do a thirty page paper every week, for a lab.”
@@mitchjohnson4714I FELT THAT ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL! As an EE/CE student it got to a point where went from a 30-50pg report each week to 100pg report each week 🙃
@@kaizoku8087 Someone might respond "but half those are graphs and stuff." Yeah, and each graph is harder to do than a paragraph. It involves doing experiments and analyzing them or solving complex equations.
@@mitchjohnson4714 EXACTLY! And concepts!
I haven't had a single native English speaking professor since going to college
Turns out the material isn't hard, it's just understanding the shit they say
I have all my units on my native language and I can tell you are on absolute copium mate. The material *is* hard.
@@nevaskomaeda3051 Um? What? The material comes fairly easy to me... It's just how my brain is wired. When I understand what the professor is saying, it's pretty intuitive and fun.
@cadenorris4009 Must be your school then. My school is "classic" and extremely hard. An average of 30% of the students in a class will fail said class, if not more.
@@nevaskomaeda3051 What school do you go to?
@@cadenorris4009 IST, from portugal
"Any questions?" *Everyone is too confused about what was just said to think of a question* "Ok great, moving on"
Student : Can you repeat the part where you did that with Sigma
Teacher : Did what with Sigma
Student : Sigma balls...
You mean *sugma
That was my professor
@@yinhuili that is everyone's proffesor 😓
"and it's gonna make some of you cry...and to me that is funny"
That's wack how I went back on TH-cam, saw that comment and when I unpaused the video he fucking said it as I was reading
@@princelumpypackmule1101 it happens. Just happened to me
Senegal?
@@phantompage4304 yes ^^
@@princelumpypackmule1101 😂😂😂
As an engineering student, I literally had tears rolling down my face from laughing. Pretty sure I woke my roommate up. LMFAO. And yea physics lab is quite literally hell on Earth. Thanks for the stress relief before I go to seminar to break wooden sticks with the most faulty sensors ever just so I can say that bigger wood is better 👍
You know what, maybe I don't wanna be a engineer. How much does garbage man pay?
Physics student here, making the last report took me three straight days of work (Friday, Saturday, Sunday), I had to teach myself half of the stuff i needed to use, had to choose between ~18000 individual pieces of data, write a few thousand words while keeping to the format like I was writing a book, and deal with the faulty code of the template we were sent, *only to miss the theoretical value by an order of magnitude and get a negative value for g* 🗿🗿
Ahhh, you just gotta love the labs
I liked this comment to bring it up to a nice total
When the prof asks if there are any questions but the class is so lost that they literally can't formulate a question to ask.
Student: "Can you explain why there is no force on the center beam?"
Professor: "That is because F=0 so there is no force"
Ah yes, this ground is made out of floor.
That one hit different because I’ve had multiple professors tell me basically the same thing
By the way, it really was a stupid question.
THIS. FUCKING THIS DUDE. I FUCKING HATE IT DO MUCH
Even reading this triggers so hard
Every professor on every subject ever: "I'm not going to get into details, you should know that from high school".
This is so accurate. I just started my second semester of engineering and in my first chemistry class the teacher said "you should know that [electronic configurations] from middle school" and I was like "I graduated from middle school 4 years ago".
Every professor on every subject in highschool ever: "You'll learn this in college".
Doesn't everyone recall when they went over tensor calculus in 8th grade? lmao
rare pepe
Very true. They tell us we should have learned this in high school, yet my high school didn't teach me jack shit.
5:17 Rounding 0.5 down to 0.0!? This dude is hilarious!
I remember being in a statistics class and hearing the professor say "but you guys know what I mean." after some long spiel about correlation. I imagine he said this because half of the class of 40 students were 2nd year students who failed his class and were now taking it again. School is dope.
Engineering students be like: *watching this when they should be studying*
Or, qualified engineers trying to remember all the stuff they learned in college that a computer program does for them in a fraction of a second.
Why u gotta be calling us out like that
nooooooooooooo... not at all...
oh..you got me.
Exactly..
You know in Russia there is still mandatory military service, and one of the few ways you can avoid it is to be a university student.
So, there is a joke going around. Examiner looks through the student's work and sighs - "I don't know which is more terrifying. To fail you means that you'll go and join the army that defends me, and to give you a passing grade means you'll go on to apply your skills building stuff i may end up using"
Not wrong 😂
xD hahahahhahaha
In Greece we cant escape the military anyway, so no problem with that.
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There's a video of Russian soldiers sliding artillery shells down a snow covered rocky hill instead of driving them down safely. I knew one of them was going to explode right at the start of the video.
that magic mouse backside charging is probably the worst engineering fail
Student: So what do I need to do to get an A?
Engineer Zach: I don't even know. That's the crazy thing.
That part was too funny 😂 Honestly a lot of college professors do things like this.
-“Okay guys welcome to the first day of hell”
-“To what?”
-“The lab”
Lmao
Fun fact: I live in hell. Almost all my classes have labs (all 5 of my classes this semester have labs).
Gotta love my major 🙃
howard baxter Thats why you do theoretical physics, biiiiitch
@@yerhing6406 that's why you do liberal arts, biiiiiiiitch. Nothing better than majoring in 18th Century French Poetry.
LOL I heard health the first time and would have never second-guessed that if it wasn't for this comment.
Daniel Yuan same bro
0:57 - 1:27
Student: "What's with that over there?"
Professor: "It says 100"
Student: "Not its value, its purpose"
Professor: *erasing the board* "Yes, exactly - it has a purpose"
How extremely relatable, you have no idea.
By deleting, u meaning erasing right
@@ishanthnaga4376 I thought I edited the comment, but yes
A capacitor in series in a circuit will act kinda like a filter, since it cannot experience changes in voltage quickly. It helps with noise in the voltage source.
@@samuelsnyder4601 good to know..
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I'm literally going to cry, I just took a networking midterm today and it was nothing like the practice test, nothing like the quizzes, nothing like the labs, and nothing like the lectures or textbook... too accurate
3:40 “Welcome to lab! Where 5 units worth of effort get: you 1 unit of actual credit” really is every school every, I did more work in chem labs than I ever did in my English and history lectures
a classic from my profs: "the time limit of the test is double how much it took me to solve it."
time: enough to read first half of the questions.
My favorite exams were the: it took me 4 weeks to explain you this project, you had 5 weeks to do it, and now in this 50 minute exam you have a problem just like it. GL&HF.
They obviously meant bubbling in the answers not actually answering them
I luckily had a prof who said if the test takes him 20 minutes he knows it's doable in 2 and a half hours for students
My literature exams be like
Also I'm a literal novel speedreader so that should say something on how little time was given
@@birtalanlorant5572 Exactly!!! Welcome to my Object Oriented Programming class!
You guys missed the worst thing in Engineering college: Group Projects.
@ignoblius "What's that E stand for?"
It's Young's Modulus...
"How do we know it's 200 GPa?"
It's in the book.
"I don't have the book."
Fine, just remember for most steels it's 200 GPa.
"What's GPa stand for?"
How are you in senior design project?
"I paid Khaleel to do my homework for the last 4 years"
*gun shot*
@ignoblius wait until you get a job 😂
@@C0DEWARR10R Wait until you have to work with Chinese engineers in that job.
In the US you aren't allowed to steal others work, its called plagiarism. That might work well in some 3rd world engineering varsity's where you pay others to do your work.
@@Kevin-cy2dr I would have laughed if I didn't know guys like you.
You just don't know do you...
That montage in the end was epic!
I can confirm the accuracy of both the force diagram and the shitty attitude from the prof in the first truss lesson from Structural Engineering. And they hated having us Architecture majors in the College of Engineering but now we know our shit and can better babysit all the “consultants.” Now I’m a STEM teacher because babysitting consultants and contractors is awful.
Don't forget the ones where they say: "It's basic math" every 30 seconds.
My circuits prof constantly made a point of saying how easy this material was for him to understand....like....no shit?
A professor finding material he already took, and passed, easy? That's crazy
Basic math lmfao 😂
Well they are not wrong. Its just that we havent developed that insight yet.
@@Radec913 I mean by that logic even discovering all that's left of quantum physics is easy we are just too dumb
Deadass, then they look around exasperated when no one else gets it like the fuck?
Engineering Labs: "5 credits worth of work for 1 credit-hour." Pretty much
Braxton Kendall so true! I remember spending 9 hours on a lab report for one week! 😡
1?! My school only counts it for .5 a credit
Felt that one. And yet my school requires to take at least 3 as electives while another 3 are are already mandatory.
That was my most time consuming semester ever. So BS. Also means that the final grade is weighted less than it should be to your overall GPA
I was in engineering school in the early 80's - amazing to see that some things don't change
This was beautiful. Loved the ending.
"How do I get an A?"
"Even I don't know." I had a teacher like that. Actually a few.
I never had a teacher like that, but my teacher for Dutch _[I live in the Netherlands, so Dutch class is what English class would be in English-speaking countries]_ in High School recounted a story once of a fellow Dutch-teacher from another school. In the Netherlands each High School final exam is not only graded by the teacher on that subject from the school the student is attending, but also by a teacher from another school to avoid bias and such.
So, here's the story: this teacher would give every student a 5/10 (essentially a D+ I believe) at most for their Short Story at the finals. His reasoning? Well, Willem Frederik Hermans -- legendary Dutch author, one of the "Big Three" of the post-War era -- was really bad at writing Short Stories, so he'd only be getting a 5/10 for one if it were being graded with school grades. A High School-student *_obviously_* can't be a better writer than the Great Willem Frederik Hermans, right? And that is why no High School student could ever score more than a 5/10 on their Short Stories as far as this mystery teacher was concerned.
*C++ programming flashbacks*
For real though. There was a professor who taught it at the University I went to who was notoriously famous for failing nearly half of the students he would teach, lol
@@gseric4721 to be fair most students don't want to put in the work to actually learn C++ and use chegg/stack overflow for everything 👌
@@FlipJanson_ that wasn't the problem, the professor just didn't care to fail people. When on the first day of class, a professor says that most likely only 50% of the class will either fail or drop the course, you *know* it's the professor. I actually thought he was a pretty cool guy tbh though. He was doing his own research and had previous projects that were adopted.
I eventually dropped the course and easily passed the course from another professor the following semester 😂😂
But I see you're point, you're right :)
Wow !
A university's engineering faculty is invited by an airplane manufacturer to be passengers on the test flight of their latest, fastest experimental aircraft. The professors are all excited as they board the plane and get ready for the trip. Once on board the company's representative says, "Great to see you all here. We invited you all to commemorate your great work, you should know that this airplane was fully designed, engineered, and made by your successful students!"
There is a mad scramble for the doors as the professors panic to be let off the plane. The representative notices one professor sitting calmly. "Why are you not panicking like the others?"
"Because," the professor answers, "I taught and knew those kids for four years of schooling. I am confident that I know their abilities. I have complete faith that this shit will not even start."
So... task failed successfully?
Lmao 😂 this shits not going anywhere...
Bro grow up.... Old joke😂😂😂
I love and appreciate laughs
@@014lovesh3 Gotta admit that this shit is funny
As a chemical engineer, hearing the words assume ideal gas , laminar flow, and no fluid friction gave me straight up nostalgia from my undergrad days.
I seem to come back to this video every semester, and every semester I can relate even more.
I remember one of our lecturers cried because she was not able to describe the purpose of the diode in the circuit. Then the guy who asked her the questions was given the assignment to explain it in the next class.
Wat
@@SF-cq3lh I think you mean....
Watt
Ohm my god...
@@callisto1560 ground the electrical jokes.
@@giphe why they're just being positive.
Best teachers I ever had at the end of semester told: "There will be no finals. I've seen you work whole semester and there's no point of repeating that. Final score will be derived from semester scores. Now go get some rest."
What a champ
As someone who fucks around for the whole year and studies a week before only for finals this is a nightmare
This is actually way worse, no1 really cares about semester scores, that's fucking scary to even think about
Not a single unicorn Professor at my university ever
@@bruhmoment1835 🤣🤣🤣
textbook one is so true. After year one I realized I could wait two weeks to figure out which classes did actually need the book and which ones didn't. And even then, there was sometimes that one class hive mind where one person had the book, so everyone just scanned whatever relevant pages were needed.
"oh okay that's a terrible question" I can imagine all my professors having said this under their breath. Brilliant video.
When he erased the board during a question, oh my god that got me so many times
too true... especially during tutorials 😞
*Professor begins to erases board*
Me: Wait, Professor, can you keep it on the board? I am still writing it down.
Professor: One second.
*Professor finishes erasing the board*
Professor: What was your question?
"There are no right answers, but there are wrong answers"
I felt that
late to the party but thanks to my calculus teacher and the questions they present us in the exam I absolutely despise math
Go on...
I find the biggest issue is that they give all these methods to solve things but for very specific types of problems. Then, in the exam, they give questions within the same topic but radically different examples you don't know how to apply what you learned to.
It's akin to them giving you a hammer and showing how it can hit a few nails, but you've never seen a hammer before, so you end up only able to use it for hammering those specific nails. The way so much math is taught is super inflexible. Took me until 2 years into a degree to realize I wasn't bad at Calc, I sucked at algebra because I was only ever thought how to use it not why it's used
A teacher will make or break a subject, an easy subject can become absolute hell if you're teacher isn't any good
Not studying an engineering field, but in uni it has been interesting to see how little effort some courses take, and how much some others take.
We've had 5 point courses that required 2 12-page (minimum length!) reports, reading 2-3 books and a bunch of articles, which all needed to be referenced, on top of doing an actual research experiment. According to the teachers, about 50% don't finish the course the 1st time (but you're allowed to turn your work in a year later, so if you manage to finish it over time you don't waste your efforts, yay.)
Then we've had 5 point courses, where I literally just spent an hour interviewing a person, and another hour writing a half-assed report for said interview. (There was no required attendance, so I also skipped every lecture as I figured it was a stupid course....)
Don't really understand what their system is for measuring how many points they are each worth, but at this point I'm pretty sure nobody thinks they make any sense.
As an undergraduate student rep I attended a meeting where department heads of geophysics and geology discussed course units. It was a constraint that he total value of all units for a given major needed to sum to 100. A discrepancy arose in that the course components for geophysics added to 105. The solution was to rename a vector calculus unit from 200 to 201 and assign it 20 instead of 25 points so geophysics majors could take the same unit as other STEM students but be awarded fewer points for it.
Nobody:
Major prep: *e is 3, π is 3, 4 is 3, sin(x) and every other function that passes through the origin is the exact same*
*cries mathematically*
I died when he said that 😂😂
4 is 3 is next level shit
Lol, reminds of the superior method of integrating cos() from 0 to pi/2 from the mathvengers video by Flammable Maths.
So, I'm assuming y=x and sin(x) are same
"I treat half points like gravity"
The genius of that line.
dont get it
Sol Coster if you get a half point it rounds down .
@@thepope2412 fuck i still dont get how it relates to gravity?
Because gravty acts towards the centre of the Earth or something and that downwards?
@@solcoster8110 Gravity pulls things down. What he's saying is he's rounding the half point down. What this means if you get a half point it doesn't affect your grade, and if you lose a half point it counts as a full point.
fuck i want to neck at how much i cant understand what this means
Too true 🤣! I'm in Medical Technology and while it isn't exactly engineering, it's too accurate to the lecturers I have, especially the one who doesn't know what you are talking about when you're asking about the item and the one who should have been an English teacher.
Thank you for your honest humor
I had a professor who was so knowledgeable about his area that he legit could not understand how we were not understanding what the hell he was talking about .. you could see the sadness on his face when someone asked a question that he thought was "obvious". He ended up doing a very easy test so that everyone could get the grade so he was certainly a cool dude ..
We ended up finding his personal page on the intenet, very weird since it was not linked to the university website, like every other professor's page, anyway we found out he was involved with the computation of prime numbers, trying to develop an algorithm better than the current ones to keep finding new prime numbers .. he would also casually talk about solving 3d and 4d sudokus with algorithms in the fastest way possible .. so a class about dynamic programming would quickly turn into advanced algorithmic theory applied to sudoku in 3 and 4 dimmensions and someone had to remind him that the class was completely lost and he had to get back on track ..
Damm, I would love to tall with that professor. I would be so interesting
Eduardo Contreras well, it would be interesting to the point where he derails completely and you don't get anything.
my algorithms and data structures prof is kinda like that.he sees everything as 'easy peasy'
No diss on him but your professor strikes me as a great researcher but a "bad" teacher. Must be a trip to talk to him outside class
I can relate
The mathematics equivalent was always "the proof is trivial and is left to the reader as an exercise".
All proofs are trivial for a given definition of trivial
You just gave me ptsd flashbacks 😂
So is the same in the entire world…
God damn this hit close to home. Do a premed version please!
i... i came from your other channel. and i didnt know you had another channel. great videos over there, highly recommend!
I have professors that fit into this spectrum. And Friday midnight is their favorite deadline.
I prefer the 4 in the afternoon deadline myself as a student.
@@Leyrann So do I.
@Solve Everything lot of jobs people cant get without a degree
@@hhill5489 i.e. engineering lol
Monday deadlines: Engineers & Physicists don't have social lives anyway.
"The capacitor at the top right"
[points at a *resistor*] "This one, right here?"
Stalemate Bread “you are right it does have a purpose its not just chilling there” *erases the board* sigh i felt this one
The caps are either bypass caps or filters for noise. It's hard to tell since there is no power source for the active amplifiers haha. The first stage is a common emitter amplifier with a filter, and the second stage is a class B amplifier
@@corydiehl764 My question would have been about the two diodes in series. What purpose does that even fulfill??
@@ProNoobGamer93 excellent question *erases board*
@@ProNoobGamer93 The diodes are used to bias the transistors specifically to make the circuit what's called an AB class amplifier. With a constant voltage drop from the diodes, both output transistors conduct signal a little bit longer than without it, reducing crossover distortion.
1:20 Most accurate thing EVER
I like how Zach thanks not just those that donate in this video, but also those that like and comment. Because when you think about it, donating is probably about 4 points of effort, but liking and commenting is at least 3, so they're approximately equal.
This joke is funnier than it has any right to be
“Look at the people to the left and right of you. Two of you will fail.”
@Jessica Armstrong
First time I heard that story, it was September and it went “One of you will be gone by Christmas”.
And so it was to be.
Skyprince27 Timeless tradition.
None of you will ever need to know any of this for any reason
Also correct lmao. The amount of people who drop by january is astonishing
Engineering - the major where you literally just luck you way to a degree
More like "out of that degree!"
Every STEM degree should say " B.S. Science with an emphasis in Slader and TH-cam."
This is totally understated
Computer science is right up there too. I got my associates and I don’t even know shit
Computer Science - the major where you literally just google (and luck) your way through the degree
This is like my 10th time watching this and I just realized, Zach and Andrew filmed their parts separately!
There was a professor at my uni notorious for being nearly impossible to pass with a stupid grading scale. They took off one point for every line of Matlab code that didn't have a semi-colon or a comment or if you forgot to clear all variables at the beginning and end or if line types on graphs were wrong. The number of people that got negative scores on projects was crazy.
“The one that screws you out of your money”
Nowadays they do this by requiring you buy a code for an online textbook. You can’t keep the receipt, you can’t get it used, you can’t resell it later, and if you retake the course in a later semester, you’ll have to buy a new code. The textbook is horribly written with all the same info you could find online for free, so you’ll never use it to study, but you still need to buy it because the interactive exercises account for 10+% of your grade.
Publishing companies literally force students to pay for access to the homework for classes they already fucking paid to attend.
Pay to grade.
It’s all a scam
Oh yeah for sure, I had to pay 100$ for a fucking pre calc textbook(taking it cause I just wanna get my math out the way even though I took calc) and its like, this is a waste
These pay to win games are disgusting
Bruh I had to pay only 30 euro for a 300-page Calculus textbook with exercises and answers, plus access to the "dumb as rocks" online edition where all exercises and their answers are explained to you in detail.
And the best part is, you can use last year's edition with no problems.
"You should be able to finish in 45 min"
It takes you 40 min just to do the algebra in the first problem
This comment triggered my ptsd
And no partial credit.
Reading that was painful from how true
The professor who gives you an 8x8 matrix to work with and you spend half the exam doing the same thing 64 times... only to realize you put a minus instead of a plus and give up in frustration
ah yes all my Electrodynamics exams in one statement lmaooooo
The truss structure question I literally asked in my statics class and I got that exact answer lmfaoooo
One of the most shucking days I experienced in electrical engineering was getting my midterm exam grade, I got 40% and realizing it was a B- grade because the average was 30 lol
The lab report point system one was absolutely… on point. Had a course where lab reports were out of 10 points and it was possible to get a negative score on the report that would then detract from the score of your past reports
Literally me rn
Holy fucking shit that's vile. Just straight up evil.
Wtf
Was your professor friends with Satan by chance???
What in the-
“And before you go back to not doing that homework that is due tomorrow”
That is literally me right now and I feel attacked.
literally me at this very moment
Same
Absolutely the same, it struck me so hard, I have a deadline for a report tomorrow midnight, and I'm watching videos about engineering what is wrong with me.
Don't lose your ability/desire to learn because of school bs.
I just noticed that the sign at 7:27 says “probably naught”. I wonder how many people actually noticed that.
Physics professors are the exact same. We had a professor that made us buy his book (trust me I tried to pirate it), then made us use it in his class, and all along the procedures in it were incorrect to the things he was asking us to do. And he was aware of it. Great professor.
You forgot the one that "Shouldn't have been a teacher":
You ask them a question about last weekend's material and they refuse to answer it because "you should have already mastered that".
Yup, guys do not ask me questions from test one at the end of semester, if you have any questions ask me now.
69th like.
The one that should've been a teacher is a subcategory. Almost none of them should have been teachers. I remember literally 1 of my engineering professors and 1 of my math teachers from undergrad as being good teachers who cared about every student-- both, of course, adjuncts. The tenured professors are infinitely worse at guiding student outcomes than the adjuncts, they do the minimum to turn their classes into their choice of failure factories or graduate mills and then repeat it year after year. The adjuncts competed with 250 other people for their chance to teach, that competition of course being based on theoretical and professional competence, not teaching ability.
Who also can’t explain anything
This was my crotechty old machine shop professor. Loved students who grew up on farms or had worked with machinery before. Hated people who weren't already familiar with these things, and never was willing to help as he always was "too busy" (chatting with other profs about random shit). Hated students who didn't already know all the stuff, didn't feel like he should have to teach them anything. As if that weren't his actual job or something.
“e is three, π is three, 4 is three.” 😂😂that killed me
Jordan Trakas well I mean if you get a square and fold in the corners effectively infinite times it makes a circle that has a perimeter with 4 and not pi but since pi has to be the circle perimeter (at least in this situation) and pi=3 that means 3=4
@@cheeselord8153 ok that is so wrong you know
@@cheeselord8153 it's infinite times that means it's not 4
@@cheeselord8153 you forgot something, square root.
"you round that shit right up" this is so typical in engineering unis, while if you have 49,75% on a homework there's no way
I still love listening to your vids even though I graduated last year and work as an elec eng
4:38 FOR REAL! I had a lab report where the professor took 7 points off of a question that was only worth 5 points!
I've said it before and I'll say it again
STEM is self taught
so true, i started getting straight A's the day i started self studying. I don't even pay attention during classes now. i see classes as an opportunity to day dream and catch up on missed hours of sleep. I just go home and self study in an hour which took the teacher a week to explain. Don't know if i should be happy for finding a way to get good grades or cry because the education system sucks lol
What's STEM? Not a native english speaker
@@phgoil STEM:
Science
Technology
Engineering
Mathematics
Flouride Productions what’s your major
@@Joel-pl6lh alright thanks 👍
Student : "What should i do to get an A ?"
Professor :" I don't even know"
This is too relateable
EDIT ; Never thought this comment will surpass 1K liles, thanks guys.
I got an assignment today that had 10 review questions, fea beam analysis over 3 exercises including hand calcs. I missed one review question and lost 15% off the assignment. I mean, at that rate the review questions alone would be worth 150% of the grade.
Mine say “we’ve left open to interpretation intentionally to give you as much freedom as possible to explore the topic”
Had this guy as an Ochem lab professor once. Gave no rubric for lab reports, so I took the rubrics of the two college chem labs I had taken previously and made sure to include everything on them. He still came up with a million bullshit reasons to deduct points. Added those for the next report. New bullshit deductions. So on and so forth every week. The one time the TA gave me an A he went back and found 15 more points worth of deductions to add on before handing it back. And I couldn't go to office hours to ask about any of this because I had another class at the one time they were offered during the week, and the one week I managed to get out of that class and come ask for some guidance the motherfucker makes me wait forty five minutes for him to get off the phone and then affords me about five which he spends entirely on being a condescending fuckwad and making it clear that I can't get out of his sight fast enough. You shouldn't become a professor if you don't have any desire to actually teach your students, especially the ones who genuinely want to learn. Anthony J. Arduengo, if you're reading this, get fucked.
Or the "I don't believe in A's" professor
Like one of my teachers said... "Amaze me! Make something impossible and then I will out a 5, other wise be grateful to et a 4"
8:34 the apple mouse charging got me.