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  • @DeanCalhoun
    @DeanCalhoun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12785

    in the eyes of a procrastinator “not started” is the exact same thing as “almost done”

    • @Aruthicon
      @Aruthicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      Can confirm, am almost done with all of my homework for each and every one of my classes.

    • @nehalgowrish3510
      @nehalgowrish3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Hits wayyyy to close to home

    • @-mwolf
      @-mwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      truee

    • @justinjustin7224
      @justinjustin7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I'm almost done with my bio homework that is due tomorrow.

    • @beskamir5977
      @beskamir5977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Yep, can confirm. I've got a presentation due in about 13 hours and all I did so far was open powerpoint in preparation for making my presentation. It's like I'm trying to empirically prove the "if you leave something till the last minute it only takes a minute to do" quote.

  • @JackBarlowStudios
    @JackBarlowStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8414

    “Tomorrow? Does that mean tonight at midnight?” The correct answer is yes. Always tell the procrastinator that the due date is a day before it actually is. For your own sanity,

    • @andreasberg5322
      @andreasberg5322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Can confirm.

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      As a procrastinator can confirm too
      Deadlines should be ASAP to us otherwise well ya know

    • @haventyoupeopleeverheardof9463
      @haventyoupeopleeverheardof9463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@necrobynerton7384 Agreed. The more deadlines, the better. Then you get that nice little stress response kicking your butt until it's done.

    • @Autogenification
      @Autogenification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      As one of the worst procrastinators I know, I 100% back this comment. It's like absolute euphoria when I realize the deadline is later than I anticipated, I always work up to the deadline 👌

    • @rodrigolealmartir5902
      @rodrigolealmartir5902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I had to work through an entire semester with a procrastinator and it...Wasn't cool. I wish I had known this back then.

  • @RiverParish
    @RiverParish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5542

    “The one that should not have made it this far”. That hit too close to home for me .

    • @strdre7489
      @strdre7489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Same

    • @swagmonee5699
      @swagmonee5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      @arch btw That hit way too close for me when I had to do a circuit design lab and the bulk of my work was handing my lab mate some resistors and wondering wtf was going on. I'm sorry we exist

    • @NoSubsWithContent
      @NoSubsWithContent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That hit way to close to home for me who did nothing except for PE for an entire year in 7th grade

    • @atlanticmetal6001
      @atlanticmetal6001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Just saying, if you did make it that far, there's a reason. You may feel out of place or out of the loop sometimes, but you've surely been in that position before and look where you are now.

    • @bigmansanister8716
      @bigmansanister8716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@atlanticmetal6001 bruh, I have a math test in 2 hours and I m fucked, I shouldn't really be doing Higher level maths but I have no choice. I just need to keep calm

  • @hitzcritz
    @hitzcritz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11822

    *_"I have more work than myself if we round up"_* Engineers in a nutshell.

  • @KianBrose
    @KianBrose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    Procrastinator class:
    1% productivity
    Special bonus:
    +999% productivity if assignment due in 10 hours or less

    • @ElijahLotusShield
      @ElijahLotusShield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      3 hour or less. FTFY

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +99999999% productivity if the assignment is due in 10 minutes, take it or leave it.

    • @LIV2500
      @LIV2500 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So pretty much just having ADHD and hyper focusing

    • @TheHyGuy0o0
      @TheHyGuy0o0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Productivity= 1/(time remaining in days)

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      productivity = 3/t, where t is the number of hours until the assignment is due, in hours

  • @katewarner-clement7558
    @katewarner-clement7558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6345

    "Many hours after I get up" I feel attacked lol

    • @siddgangadhar1234
      @siddgangadhar1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      That was pretty me during engineering. But it caught up to me in the 7th semester.

    • @charliebaker1427
      @charliebaker1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @marcossamuelbocanegrav4364
      @marcossamuelbocanegrav4364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@siddgangadhar1234 so you telling me I will get 3 more semesters without it catching me? Straight up W

    • @siddgangadhar1234
      @siddgangadhar1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@marcossamuelbocanegrav4364 Haha, it depends on your mental stamina I guess. Also, 7th sem is when you'll have to start looking for jobs and applying for higher education so it gets pretty overwhelming.

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok

  • @worldclassmediocre9275
    @worldclassmediocre9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

    "Oh yeah you can record the lecture"
    *Sets up a whole studio*
    "Thanks professor!"

    • @harsh9558
      @harsh9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My professor: slams the phone.

    • @k1ngjulien_
      @k1ngjulien_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "Can you repeat that? I had my mic set up wrong"

    • @mrnima2222
      @mrnima2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      What's inaccurate tho is the people who record the professor don't even take notes. This one kid used to record the whole thing and sit on his phone playing roleplaying games meanwhile

    • @chrissmith3587
      @chrissmith3587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      BananaShpocker99 the lecturers record themselves now, it’s great I can actually sleep sometimes

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait you can record lectures? I thought you'd get sued by the university if you did that!

  • @awkweird_panda
    @awkweird_panda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    I always love these little skits that he does in between hardcore science and math videos.

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Another channel just for skits will be announced soon! I have a lot of fun making these, they're a fun little break between more research intensive and technical videos.

    • @jimmysyar889
      @jimmysyar889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachstar ZACH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT

  • @zed2466
    @zed2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    I’m like, “WHY IS HE SO ACCURATE?!!” And i forgot you’re an engineer too LMAOOO

    • @nefarious6815
      @nefarious6815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Zed I thought you had a degree in Shadowlogy? Do you have a battle academia skin coming up?

    • @shockbladezed2352
      @shockbladezed2352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nefarious6815 I'm still his best

    • @nefarious6815
      @nefarious6815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shockbladezed2352 Pink Shockblade is possibly the best skin in the game but I agree shockblade zed pretty clean

  • @karsonio3543
    @karsonio3543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3076

    "Is that gonna be on the test?"
    the pinnacle of laziness

    • @quaterni0
      @quaterni0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      Nay, the pinnacle of efficiency

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Omg as someone who loves to just understand everything is given to him, this type just kills me , like stfu and let other students listen. And there is also the one that asks a lot and answers his own questions even though he doesn't understand most what he is saying just for the sake of sounding smart.

    • @YunisRajab
      @YunisRajab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      It's what the shitty school system encourages. All that matters is the test. It's the system's fault not the students'

    • @RedRacconKing
      @RedRacconKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Why study what's not on exam?

    • @abijo5052
      @abijo5052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@appleslover especially if it's like here in the UK. Most universities give you the syllabus and/or lecture notes. Anything that's not clearly marked unnexamanable could be on the test. The whole point of exams is that they can't cover everything, but you have to learn everything BECAUSE you don't know what's on the test. If you keep asking if something's on the test either 1) you can't be arsed to read the syllabus or lecture notes, and so are disrupting everyone else or 2) you're trying to find out exactly what's on the test, which ruins the point and is practically (very open) cheating.

  • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
    @HarshRajAlwaysfree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3080

    "I will have a girlfriend when I'm rich"
    Oof

    • @frankschneider6156
      @frankschneider6156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well at least you'll get a dog called Dogbert.

    • @lukemoura256
      @lukemoura256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "I will get a girlfriend IF I get rich"
      But sure if you get rich it seems easier

    • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
      @HarshRajAlwaysfree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @Ordinary BulbasaurI feel you :(
      But tbh I have noticed few things since few months
      I discussed it with a good friend of mine who gets laid even tho he is comparatively less attractive
      The reason we don't get laid is because our bars are too high
      Here's what a typical internet male desires in their partner
      • girl
      • is Humorous and understand memes
      • understands politics
      • smart / more the intelligence the better it is
      • is an anime girl (some prefer goth)
      The girl requirement seems reasonable but humor and memes ? And possibly watches anime as well ? That's like too far , the bars are too high
      These specs are rare
      Do it like
      Requirements :
      • girl

      You will get laid as well
      - well that's what my friend told me and his argument was pretty strong ngl
      But not like I'm taking his advice
      #virgin4lifeUnlessIMeetarealLifeAnimegirl

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I'll have a girlfriend when i'm intelligent.
      wait

    • @vincentbujold-roux4898
      @vincentbujold-roux4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "I will have a girlfriend"
      Oofer

  • @acemcbeanpiff
    @acemcbeanpiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    I feel personally attacked by the procrastinator stereotype. I started a 14 page paper last week 3 hours before it was due

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

      I once saved a final essay for my college history class until the night before and I was nearly failing that class already. Was fun watching the sunrise that morning...

    • @patrickthepure
      @patrickthepure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@zachstar There's a special name for that sunrise in my language: "sıçtın mavisi"

    • @ahumandoing6813
      @ahumandoing6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Did you have to do meth to get it done on time?

    • @JordanMetroidManiac
      @JordanMetroidManiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Makes us very efficient workers during crunch time

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Zach Star
      Oh damn it's history! I'd have probably flunked the class entirely, props to you man for getting through it!

  • @comet.x
    @comet.x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3857

    Procrastinators 99% of the time:
    I'll do it later.
    Procrastinators 1% of the time, just before the due date
    *I H A V E A S C E N D E D*

    • @fromfareast3070
      @fromfareast3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      when the the work is submitted 1 minute and 15 senconds before the due
      *I H A V E T R A N S C E N D E D*

    • @Jdogrey1
      @Jdogrey1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pretty much.

    • @bladeprincess
      @bladeprincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      S u f f i c i e n t M o t i v a t i o n

    • @bladeprincess
      @bladeprincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      If 1% is 30 minutes, 99% is just over 2 days. Honestly hella accurate.

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@fromfareast3070 I submitted an assignment 10 minutes before the deadline, and I kept thinking to myself, "Am I sure there isn't anything else I want to add? I still have plenty of time."

  • @RC32Smiths01
    @RC32Smiths01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Raw Footage of Zack in his primal years, colorized

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Was hoping no one would notice

    • @RC32Smiths01
      @RC32Smiths01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@zachstar Sorry man :^)

  • @slash4838
    @slash4838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2167

    "Even if your homework took a viagra, mine would still be harder." I'm dead!

    • @thetechnovoid
      @thetechnovoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and we dont have to call anyone after a few hours

    • @Nick-lx4fo
      @Nick-lx4fo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm shamelessly stealing that one

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thetechnovoid I mean, our homework does sometimes last ~6 hours of straight work, so, you know. 4 hrs, you're 2/3 in, why call someone?

  • @jeanturrey1436
    @jeanturrey1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    I am the procrastinator, the group leader and the one that asks too many questions. You should also add other types of engineering students such as
    - The one who reminds the professor when the homework or the project is due.
    - The one who is always suggesting difficult assignments, exams and/or projects.
    - The one who does a crazy good project that blows all others out of the water.
    - The one who is always cheating in exams, doing nothing on group projects and copying homework answers.
    - The one who always comes late to class.
    - The one who is always correcting the professor.
    - The one who is always sleeping in class.
    - The one always asking questions outside the scope of the class or beyond the scope of the topic.
    - The one always asking for extra credit and the one always against extra credit.
    These are some that I can think of. There are many more.

    • @kimberlyw2591
      @kimberlyw2591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I'm the always late to class one... I walked in as the professor started lecturing to one class and one friend said "you're here early today"

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Very likely will do a part 2

    • @reynelgalindo1942
      @reynelgalindo1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I had a friend that often came late to class. One day, he didn't show up. After the lecture was over, he went to the professor's office to ask if he had the attendance list, so he could sign.
      The professor was not even mad, he let him out of pure shock.

    • @descuddlebat
      @descuddlebat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IT, not engineering, but we got an "asking questions outside the scope" but always (thinking he) knows the answer so just asking to check if the professor does too.
      I hope y'all in engineering get to dodge this bullet.

    • @alejandroduque772
      @alejandroduque772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I remember once in a physics I exam. If a student had a question, he would go to the front were the professor is sitting(he doesn't answer the question publicly, just to the person who's asking unless there is a typo or something like that). I was near the professor at the time. So there was this projectile motion question about where the normal and tangential acceleration meets some requirement. Anyway, one guy goes and ask the professor and I could hear him , so... In this exercise, we should take into account air Resistance right? The prof look at him... And says... No. While the guy was leaving the teacher stared at him with a face of.. well, one less.

  • @yay-cat
    @yay-cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2018

    Me = (The one who shouldn’t have made it this far)*(procrastinator)*(self appointed project group leader)/3

    • @HoyesPoi
      @HoyesPoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      That averages out to be the common engineering student I think

    • @regisicarii
      @regisicarii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      What is it like being a third the normal size with split personality disorder living in 9 dimensional space? I think you meant plus...

    • @epicfailtackular
      @epicfailtackular 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@regisicarii Im so glad this kind of humor can exist here on this channel

    • @TheZod00
      @TheZod00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@HoyesPoi Well if we're being semantic here. That wouldn't give you an average.

    • @HoyesPoi
      @HoyesPoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TheZod00 no, but it would give you super engineer with 3 different personalities. what a life that would be

  • @ladasodaexplains3355
    @ladasodaexplains3355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    “Many hours after I get up.” Famous last words

    • @HISEROD
      @HISEROD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Translation: "...many hours after my alarm goes off."

  • @dondonnysson4973
    @dondonnysson4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    The guy with the sunglasses and the bucket lmao seen that

    • @Kraflyn
      @Kraflyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Pure Love I didn't get it, explain please, thank you! :3

    • @Dihydrousoxide
      @Dihydrousoxide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@Kraflyn 1:27 They have a hangover. The sunglasses are because light hurts the eyes, and the bucket is for puke. I haven't seen the bucket in class, but I've definitely seen sunglasses.

    • @Kraflyn
      @Kraflyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dihydrousoxide :D :D :D

    • @Danilego
      @Danilego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Dihydrousoxide In my class there's always a crazy guy who brings all of his books inside a bucket. I never thought there might be an alcohol connection though lol

    • @niklasholgerson3779
      @niklasholgerson3779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was not really paying attention to the facial expressions and the sunglasses and thought it was a bucket full of popcorn :D

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Nice One Zach! :D

  • @greengame9713
    @greengame9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Procrastinator 10 weeks before exam: I'm too weak
    Procrastinator 10 hours before exam: UNLIMITED POWER

  • @dugilee4236
    @dugilee4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I am procrastinator and one who should not have made it this far in school.

  • @hammurabitheawesome674
    @hammurabitheawesome674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Forgot to include the part where if you DID tell the procrastinator that it's due at midnight they'd instantly explore every single resource available to them to try to find out if it actually is due at midnight and once they proved it isn't they'll sit back down with a sense of satisfaction and continue doing nothing.

  • @bryanliu8209
    @bryanliu8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “I’m basically a business major but I still have class on Fridays”. That is such a Cal Poly thing, Zach.

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I never had a single quarter where I got Friday's off...still bitter about that

  • @ssholum
    @ssholum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    3:11 I had two of those in my five man project team... And I was stuck being the leader.
    Probably every engineering capstone project team ever:
    One guy for programming.
    One guy that can actually build (and machine, if you're lucky like me).
    One guy that's stuck with all the paperwork.
    One or more slackers, so that the other guys can rip more hair out to do their tasks too. If you're lucky, you can get them to bring coffee before they leave. You'll need it.

  • @jett214
    @jett214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    when he starts bringing out all his recording equipment omg

  • @DDvargas123
    @DDvargas123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I have more work than myself (if we round up)" I gotta use that from now on

  • @robroberts1473
    @robroberts1473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Iam a blend of procrastinator and should not have made it this far. Though I prefer the term thrill seeker, getting the job done with seconds to spare!

    • @kreavitawastaken
      @kreavitawastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha yes, thats totally my mentality

  • @acethefiredragon8525
    @acethefiredragon8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “The procrastinator” isn’t that just everyone?

  • @Rizwaan122
    @Rizwaan122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I remember one group report we did where in the feedback all the critiques the lecturer gave in the feedback were about the parts the other people in the group wrote, and the section for which she wrote "this bit is actually pretty good, well detailed" is the section I wrote. I was staring at the grade we got thinking so you're telling me if I did this myself I'd have got like a 15% higher grade... Great...

  • @cgme7076
    @cgme7076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    In one of my programming groups in college there was one member that didn’t know how to do test cases, not even how to set one up.
    That was probably the worst case of “don’t know how they got this far”.

  • @abdallahayman9802
    @abdallahayman9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Heeeeeey I really want to know What happens when we put the resistor backwards xD😂😂

    • @sn0wgleb
      @sn0wgleb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Resistor has 2 fronts))

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sn0wgleb Not always true.

    • @doflya129
      @doflya129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      skeptic moderate actually yes but theoretically they’re usually 2 fronts

    • @notstorm208
      @notstorm208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Since resistor dissipates power normally if you put it backwards it supplies power. Hope that helps

    • @hamiltonianpathondodecahed5236
      @hamiltonianpathondodecahed5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@notstorm208 NOTE to self:Don't drink water while reading replies to the comments

  • @todabsolute
    @todabsolute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Procrastinator: *Hears that others did the work in a week *
    Procrastinator: Yeah, 4am - 10am is soooo much time

  • @kepspark3362
    @kepspark3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me:
    Either at the last or the first bench. Never in the middle.
    Master procrastinator.
    Lowest attendance.
    Always last in submissions. Mostly after the deadlines.
    Good with basics but never completely studied any subject.
    I sucked in university days.

    • @GUURL101
      @GUURL101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dang i feel like you're describing me

    • @kepspark3362
      @kepspark3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GUURL101 hmm where are you from?🤔 I always thought it was way serious elsewhere but I don't know, I haven't been to every country.😂 Yet!

  • @jamescashel5781
    @jamescashel5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You’re looking fit bro good job

  • @luminescentlion
    @luminescentlion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Putting a resistor in backwards:
    Real life: "I see no difference here"
    LTSpice: "You've ruined it! Absolutely destroyed it!"

  • @drskk4652
    @drskk4652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:08 Definitely me.
    Thinking about switching majors...

  • @Zendreax
    @Zendreax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:26
    This applies to everything. When I was at my 2 year college I couldn't continue with my role in the group project until the "writer" in my group would make the essay that I was supposed to edit and grammar check. He literally started typing it the morning he arrived in class on the day it was due.

  • @rc5989
    @rc5989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I think it is most noticeable when the engineers take elective courses outside of engineering. Also, architecture students are pretty odd, but they don’t get electives lol.

  • @andyhype2546
    @andyhype2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Do a video on engineering students failing classes during Covid 19. Yep, I'm getting D- on classes I can pass/fail and As on those I can't.

  • @T919349
    @T919349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the worst part about being a procrastinator is i keep getting away with it

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't like assignments hanging over me so I can't be a procrastinator with schoolwork. This first week back to school though, I had multiple math assignments due in just one week (there will be one other week similar to this but usually, we will have two weeks for three assignments). I had been steadily working for four to five hours every day after work, but come Friday, I knew I needed to shift it into overgear. I told myself I absolutely WILL have at least one day off for the weekend. And so...I crunched. Friday, I got up shortly before 8 for work (I work from home most days of the week). With no lunchtime nap as I usually will take, I instantly slid my desk chair over at 5PM and opened my personal laptop to continue my math. As it's my weakest subject by a long shot (it was PRE-Algebra! Pre!), I knew it would take me some time. As the textbook is digital and I cannot refer to the book when in the middle of the end of chapter certification, I spent a lot of time writing down various algebraic rules and whatnot.
    Worked 5PM to 6AM Saturday morning with only an hour break, so was up and physically doing something for 22 hours straight. Went to bed and slept until about 11, worked again until 2PM, but the exhaustion hit me and I needed more sleep. Slept again until 8:30PM, started dinner (thank you, Crockpots!), and worked until again, 6AM Sunday morning. And at last...I had finished. The work was due by that midnight but I REFUSED to lose my entire weekend. I need my weekends, damnit 😅. I'm super proud of myself, even though I felt feverish after that many hours of work, but it was worth it. Now I can work on pulling ahead since I have two weeks for my next three lessons. I'm going to try to knock out four in that amount of time. My next lesson is rather short, so that's a perfect starting point to get ahead. I never want to crunch like that again.

  • @herosamurai
    @herosamurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who likes to always sit in front of the class. It helps me a lot to understand the lesson, keep me focus in the class, and push me to pay attention, even if the class (or the professor) is so boring, or if i am going to sleep in any moment. Conclusion: sit in front of the class = no regrets :^)

  • @jb3757
    @jb3757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can particularly remember someone asking the "backward resistor" question.

  • @arnaud78
    @arnaud78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video! If you do a part two...
    - The bright student who asks questions the teacher can't answer
    - The student who is always asking others to help with their assignments
    - The lazy student who cruises through the course and then panics at exam time
    - That one student which everyone always wants to compare answers with
    - The student which always forgets to do his homework
    - The student that does just enough to pass

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very likely will do a part 2 and these are great suggestions!

  • @MoisesCornejoxo
    @MoisesCornejoxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The procrastinator hit me hard. Decided to do my last 8 programming labs that take around 2-3 hours each and my final for CS 2 days before.

  • @cheme0076
    @cheme0076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Even if your homework took a Viagra, my homework will still be harder.." LMAO

  • @beepbeepgamer1305
    @beepbeepgamer1305 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:10 this is me, just started college and I just think to myself how did I even pass school.

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I had one guy that was standing no matter what. When we were writing test he put chair on the table

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He probably has a condition.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@skepticmoderate5790 Nah, when professor asked why he's standing he said he just prefer it to sitting

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When I was much younger I would do this, I was a restless kid and hated sitting in a chair for long periods of time so my elementary school teachers would let me stand in the back.

    • @dragonvarine7553
      @dragonvarine7553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dragonax I mean, if he had a condition he wouldnt really say it in front of everyone. He might have ADHD or something

    • @Beeza2996
      @Beeza2996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Dragonax* Actually not a bad idea because it helps you stay awake and it’s better for your back.

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Last one is NUTS!!!! "Whole morning to work thru" you could even feel the fear when he asked about midnight, he probably doesnt even know what he has to do and think with no basis he have enough time. How people can go their entire lives like this is wild, and that was literally me!!!

  • @alakhdar100
    @alakhdar100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "even if your homework took a Viagra, mine would still be harder" 0:48 😂😂😂😂

  • @Hyblup
    @Hyblup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The classic: ring light, tripod, iPhone camera set-up

  • @1santillan1
    @1santillan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The stages of engineering students, through the day, through a project, through a quarter

  • @jacobandrade8330
    @jacobandrade8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These didn’t start getting recommended to me until I became an engineering major, but already they are all so true to me

  • @CoachEzFit
    @CoachEzFit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    1:20, 1:36, and 2:11 are all the same person.

    • @danielyuan9862
      @danielyuan9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, they are all the same type of person anyway.

    • @zenchiassassin283
      @zenchiassassin283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope I'm 1:20 but not the two others xD

    • @thoranevans4832
      @thoranevans4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And sadly that person is me and I'm not even an engineering major

  • @ivanbukac4618
    @ivanbukac4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "What if we put that resistor on, backwards? " was too funny for some reason

  • @Majestic469
    @Majestic469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:02 "you're time will come" 👀

  • @NovaWarrior77
    @NovaWarrior77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:26 THIS FOOTAGE WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!

    • @NovaWarrior77
      @NovaWarrior77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Allan 112358 or maybe he'll go into engineering!

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What's crazy is the procrastinator that always does everything on time(but barely) and is some kinda genius who gets straight As and never attends class.

  • @TheMinecraftACMan
    @TheMinecraftACMan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot “the one who got bored and finished the project before everyone else got started.”

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov ปีที่แล้ว

      Me me me
      Lol I completed a 6 week wind turbine project in like 6 hours. Though I had already been studying these machines independently

    • @TheMinecraftACMan
      @TheMinecraftACMan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maalikserebryakov I'm considering going back for a dual mechanical/electrical major for obvious reasons (I work with the practical application of the stuff daily).
      If I do, this will 100% be me as well, because I nerd out over this shit already.

  • @pratibhaborude9774
    @pratibhaborude9774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love it. Want more of this

  • @namedyukinne4398
    @namedyukinne4398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:05 after recording his teacher he ended up finding a carreer in the arts of filim making

  • @fantiscious
    @fantiscious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:07 As someone who doesn't know why they've chosen to be in a high school robotics class, I can say this is perfectly me compared to the rest of my classmates

  • @elijahpierre-toussaint3866
    @elijahpierre-toussaint3866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Y’all scaring tf outta me with this engineering stuff. I’m about to be a first year Civil Engineering major. Any advice? I’m not that great in science.💯

    • @shity_animation
      @shity_animation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Learn to cry. It comes in handy in ur third year.

    • @metalknight599
      @metalknight599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Learn physics well and mostly by yourself studying it rather than relying on lectures.

  • @Sebastian1998844
    @Sebastian1998844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I used to record lectures in the first classes. After 1st semester I knew that was a waste of time. The real thing was in the text books haha I mean not always

  • @danvindsouza2725
    @danvindsouza2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *It's awesome that you make videos on application of mathematics in the real world also videos for entertainment like this one*

  • @Adam-jo3tr
    @Adam-jo3tr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:17 best ending to a youtube video ever

  • @ananashrabi3728
    @ananashrabi3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are freaking amazing Zach!! Love your videos!! I don't know who you write these jokes, THEY ARE GOLD!!

  • @csodhi9969
    @csodhi9969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    0:47 I died of laughter!!!

  • @irenemathew6699
    @irenemathew6699 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i check many of those boxes and not in a good way...

  • @elijahholland3995
    @elijahholland3995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The music made me feel like I was putting together a crew for a a cliche heist

  • @camclarke7006
    @camclarke7006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Some of us don’t have time to party” me to every business major frat boy

  • @Kevin-cy2dr
    @Kevin-cy2dr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude i cant believe it, i used to be there back when you didn't show your face. Can't believe you've reached this far, great work brother keep it up and godspeed

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks man! Yeah it's been a fun ride for sure

  • @gigitony4170
    @gigitony4170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an engineering student this hits me real bad.

  • @gemain609
    @gemain609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Where's the engineer that's too involved and social for their own good and has endless amounts of imposter syndrome to accompany their fragmented self image.
    Asking for a friend

    • @kt9aq
      @kt9aq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Industrial Engineering.

    • @rezagunawan2528
      @rezagunawan2528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kt9aq What's up with industrial engineering?

    • @warthog3592
      @warthog3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm pretty sure they end up as project managers

  • @xxmountaindewxx7893
    @xxmountaindewxx7893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'What if we put that resistor on.. but backwards' killed me x3

  • @arnaud78
    @arnaud78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, that triple entrance was well done! How did you do it!?
    So accurate, by the way... Pretty much everything happened between the few students in my class!

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Set up the camera on a tripod so it's totally still, and walk in the door until I go off screen three different times with those 3 different outfits. Then put the 3 takes on top of each other in premier pro and after the first person walks in and gets to the right half of the screen, immediately crop out the left side of the screen and swap in the second person walking in (so now the first person is on the right while the second person is on the left at the same time). Then once that first person leaves the screen you cut that 1st clip out completely, transition the crop so the it follows the second person to the right side of the screen, and then repeat that all with the third. The hardest part was the shadow on the door, look closely and you can see it's not perfected. But at first it was really noticeable so I had to do a fade between clips.

    • @arnaud78
      @arnaud78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zachstar That's very clever! I've done something similar, but not quite as in depth as that, lol.

  • @kyebrits2743
    @kyebrits2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The comment of " I still have classes on Friday's" that got me🤣🤣 all the other majors on my campus usually get Friday's off

  • @terryzak1742
    @terryzak1742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I was guilty of a lot of that arrogance when I was working on my Engineering degree 35 years ago. Some of it makes me cringe when I look back, such as purposely going 10 minutes late to Heat Transfer class whenever we had a quiz, finishing 1st and then going out of the class for a drink of water. Used to hear a lot of FU's, but I averaged 40-hrs per week at the books and it paid off.

    • @terryzak1742
      @terryzak1742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JasminUwU , Yeah, if only the rest of our careers went as smoothly; office politics, hidden agenda's, bosses that feel threatened by you, etc...

    • @SinoLegionaire
      @SinoLegionaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You see I was an arrogant sack my freshman year of high school and learned the hard way sooner

    • @ImFrancinatra
      @ImFrancinatra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Showing up late to the exam on purpose, is a major flex.

  • @benny9794
    @benny9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Love the energy. Love the focus and one day you're gonna make it " 🤣🤣 I'm going to start using that 🤣😭

  • @BN-fi9wi
    @BN-fi9wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was so accurate. I'd like to see a video of 1st year engineers who think they're the future of technology.

  • @skylar011
    @skylar011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like that. "I have more work than myself, if we round up." I had to think about it for a second, but it's totally legit, haha.

  • @MrHellsing1055
    @MrHellsing1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I think a lot of people I know are the procrastinator.
    You also missed the “organizer” which is basically the person who has just a strong grasp of how the administration works and has his/her team of 20+ students email the professor or boss(Es) of the Professor when their is an issue with the grading or teaching style. Works wonders.

  • @John-thinks
    @John-thinks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I have more work than myself if we round up" lmfao

  • @MrTARIQSs
    @MrTARIQSs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    3:27
    I meet these every
    Single
    Damn
    Semester
    Me: "please finish it's due in 3 days and I need to add your part to the report before I finish it"
    Group member: "Yeah sure, I'll give you the work as soon as I can"
    **sends me his work 2 minutes before the deadline**

    • @kimberlyw2591
      @kimberlyw2591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The procrastinators apologize. We don't mean to hurt you, we just have no time management skills

    • @charliebaker1427
      @charliebaker1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimberlyw2591 speak for yourself im the pinnacle of speed when i enter a flow state to complete my 7 hour assignment in 2 hours before a deadline

    • @kimberlyw2591
      @kimberlyw2591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charliebaker1427 congratulations?

    • @MrTARIQSs
      @MrTARIQSs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jocaguz18 lmaoooo

  • @soumyadeepmondal6130
    @soumyadeepmondal6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Group Project Leader part was so relatable 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @philspaghet
    @philspaghet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm the barely-passes guy
    *Midterm next week, last lecture of the week*
    "Ok class today we'll be covering Nyquist- yes Anon"
    "Will that be covered in the midterm next week"
    "No but-"
    "Aight imma head out"

    • @GUURL101
      @GUURL101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sameeeee

  • @nemoexnuqual3643
    @nemoexnuqual3643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Group projects were hell! There is always the slacker and the overachiever. Once I had an overachiever who should not have made it that far. I’m trying to fit my part of the circuit into his that he had done in like 30 minutes and his didn’t even work, like you could just look at it and be like “dude did you just accidentally solder every transistor in the box together and just find two pins to stick in a breadboard?” The worst parts were the class was about op amps, in fact I think the class was called “op amps” and he didn’t have any, just a wad of transistors and resistors.
    I ended up just doing the whole damn thing. It was a stupid simple lab too like a temperature gauge and alarm that would kick on some other piece of equipment.

  • @peacefulexistence_
    @peacefulexistence_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:14 I am that student, damn.

  • @cristianrivera2966
    @cristianrivera2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one that records is a hero. They help the rest of us whome cannot afford college learn more about our passions.

  • @Anonymous-jo2no
    @Anonymous-jo2no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Oh so what would happen if we put that resistor on, but backwards?"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @cole1
      @cole1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what would it actually do?

    • @Anonymous-jo2no
      @Anonymous-jo2no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cole1 Do you know what a resistor is? If you know what it is you know there is no such thing as a "backward" resistor. If electricity were like water and wire pipes, a resistor is simply like a constriction being put in the pipe.

    • @cole1
      @cole1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anonymous-jo2no Nope, I did not know that! Thanks for answering!

  • @khamidullomukhammadjonov9783
    @khamidullomukhammadjonov9783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like your skits bro!! Looking forward to more ))

  • @aditha00
    @aditha00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What happens when we put the resistor backward😂😂😂

  • @Bit125_
    @Bit125_ ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how you kinda got them all in one for the start

  • @nimishm6119
    @nimishm6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Remember if you wait until the last minute, it only takes a minute to do”
    -procrastinators

  • @rigolfilo
    @rigolfilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was the procrastinator, but in my defense, homework gave me a lot of anxiety.
    I could literally start the homework early in the morning and end up doing most of the work past midnight, and finish it early the next day after waking up.

  • @chedidkamal837
    @chedidkamal837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I am literally the procrastinator that doesn’t know how he did it this far and thus being arrogant for getting the best mark by only revising the night before...

  • @lyonkang7402
    @lyonkang7402 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the Viagra joke. That’s some real writers room type shit

  • @doflya129
    @doflya129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m the one that sits at the front ,considering how short I am it’s fair, and records lecture.

  • @mwilby3027
    @mwilby3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was fkn gold the front row seat and project lead killed me "Your time will come" LMFAOOO