Yeah... sorry about the re-post. So glad you're watching! This delay is gonna really affect the views/reach I know, but you being here/commenting helps so really dude thank you! First, indeed!
This feels like Zootopia meets Barbie only both are unsubtle, obnoxious, and just seems like the most generic crap ever Also kinda fucked to equate real world racism to creatures that actively WOULD kill you. Good one Disney! 👍
Honestly, given Disney's business practice and other creative and legal ctions in the past... God knows how long XD, we can't be TOO surprised. But THIS IS JUST CRAZY 0
Goodness. Wouldn't it be easier and overall make more sense if instead of zombies, you have something like Ghouls from fallout? Say: Half of the town got "Infected", which made them look like rotting corpses, and as they wobbled to get help from non infected humans, some hillbillies gunned down many of them, before realizing they aren't zombies, just humans with necrosis. So years later, we have 3 populations within this town. Human purists - Faction of aggressively anti-infected who are creating forts around their population centers (neighborhoods) Normal population - where they try to live normal life, though they are swinging wildly between their support for either of remaining factions Infected alliance - Faction that is trying everything they can to eradicate their status as "repressed population/second/third rate humans" by Any means. ANY. MEANS. NECESSARY. And then making these 3 sides reflected within school itself, showing how - humans fired first shots, yet infected at large don't try to fight extreme faction of their population, leading to humans have more reasons to segregate them. Inaction of good people within both sides doing nothing but making situation worse
"Imagine if The Walking Dead took place in one building" That's just the second season of The Walking Dead, the one that takes place pretty much exclusively in a farmhouse because Mad Men stole their budget.
Animal brains, chocolate, supplements, potato products are enough to staiate Venom's munchies, becaus like brains, that stuff contains phenethylamine, a chamical its kind need to live. (A quick google serach says there more than those.) The writers could have a grocery list of human brain substitutes that have some of the same chemcals in the brain, yet they stuck with cauliflower.
The worldbuilding in this movie makes no sense. If the zombies have only been around for a few decades and are basically mindless without the z bands, how do they have their own culture and language? And how long have the z bands been around? I'd assume they were only created recently. And if the zombies were created by a virus or whatever caused by the power plant explosion, why aren't they working on a cure? The z bands seem like a temporary solution to the problem.
Exactly?! If you think for even half a second, this world is a place where they could cure this virus but just don't... and at most, they haven't even existed more than 50 years?! How do they have ANY "culture" or "language?" It's a disease and a bastardized victim mentality, of course people are "bigoted," Adison!Your boytoy's entire family and friend group are a glitch away from devouring your infant right out of the diaper like takeaway! *shudder* It is a bad concept to base a "race relations" story on and makes the flawed Zootopia theme look like Beastars XD it's... I just cannot believe this got 3 movies... AND AN ANIMATED SERIES?!
Good point but also why do the zombies want to be zombies i the first place? In zombies 2 Eliza talks about ditching their z bands and quote “letting our inner monsters roar”: that means that they want to stay zombies but why? If they are zombies and are one miss-click away from eating their friends and family, then why do they want to remain monsters? It’s never explained, but I think it should.
Barbie is a good way to look at it lol everything is so pastel and color coded it doesn't feel like intentional stylization anymore, but like a corporate focus grouped idea of what stylization looks like. It feels very artificial (the human world) I used lazy town as a comparison but that show actually did stylization really well.
Zombies would have been a much better movie if they stuck with the comic book style animation. Unfortunately Disney is allergic to good ideas and also pays its animation staff Mountain Dew and Cheetos money.
SHHHHH! Quiet, or they'll switch them back to store-brand cans of "Cliff Moisture" and bags of "Cheesey Curls!!" 😭 Lol fr though, I totally agree! Disney had a chance to make like... Walking Dead for teens or something LOL but instead we got... whatever the fuck this was. XD
this movie is what happens when you pay the 2 writers working on your script with a crumpled dollar bill, a paper clip and a piece of string, and generate the rest with an AI
Haha, I could believe AI helped write the music for this for sure haha Some is okay, mostly it's harmless, and it feels like music made by the painfully soulless corporate asshat who makes music for shit like workplace safety videos. XD
@@gracekim1998They gave it the same artstyle as Miraculous: Ladybug and Cat Noir and Ghost Force. It doesn’t look bad but it looks like literally every other 3D animated cartoon. So… at least it looks better than Wish.
According to the prologue, zombies were created because of a can of lime soda spilling. I have a feeling this is a reference to how Blake Sonichu was created in Sonichu. Where they nearly made a perfect clone of Sonichu, but they spill cherry cola there (apparently a product of Chris Chan’s random access humour), creating Blake Sonichu. Did Disney just reference Chris Chan of all people?
Coming from a game that is just as wild as this to watching this video is an absolute experience. I feel like I've just witnessed the core of all reality get smashed with a brick. A wonderful viewing experience as always!
@@ShadeNocturne The game is called Indivisible. My experience with it was wild. Had some really good elements. Some really bad elements. Some elements so bad I actually got angry. Falling through the world by walking through a loading zone, and party members deleting themselves. And some level of of contrary logic. It goes from Valkyrie Profile, to Hollow Knight, to Celeste, to a 2D fighting game that explained 0 rules, to the point where if I ever have to climb that damn mountain again I'm going to find a way to level the entire thing.
@@Buglin_Burger7878 Would it explain things if I told you it was made under the same studio that Skullgirls? And that it suffered from the same issue that caused the studio to implode and cut a lot of content like Shovel Knight. I will agree with it having good points but a lot of issues. Regular enemies had too much health.
@@FubukiTheIcyKing That would explain some of it. Not the chainsaw character deleting themself though. I actually "fixed" the health issue by using AoE focused characters but it turns out that makes it much more likely you're going to hit enemies out of the battle which only makes things worse still.
Take your time as needed, while you do that, l'll be rewatching your snark remarks from your previous reviews, because man... You could be like one of those tutorial audioplays for people to relax.
The only thing I remember about one of the sequels is that it has Native American werewolf’s that want their ancestral land back. No I’m not making this up.
God this video was entertaining. I agree that while it is a failed imitator of High School Musical, the dance scenes are pretty cool. Also, you and Jin interviewing this movie was hilarious and entertaining. I seriously could not help but laugh at certain points. You two keep up the awesome work!
To be fair lazy town was more creative than this movie’s set 😅 I’m not a fan of the zombie ‘designs’ cuz it’s just face paint and green hair 😶 but yeah the world building is terrible 😅 especially with Addision’s overacting hair thing
The weirdest part is that the girl's hair could easily be mistaken for platinum blonde in the right light. Also, who cares about odd-colored hair anymore, outside of Boomers? Oh yeah, and this is clearly Disney trying to rip off Hairspray.
Yeah. Nothing here is original. Warm bodies even did the Zombie/Human romance bit. Like... Jesus, this whole thing is a rip-off lasagne with glitter sprinkles. It's maddening that this got 3 movies and an animated series(?)
I think this is one of the most painful movies you had to review. Damn, you are resilient! XD. Also the line "Get out of my house!" was the cherry on the cake haha
Huh some of those dancing sequences were pretty eye catching. Im a pretty big sucker when it comes to coordinating with each other and the scenes with the flashlights and dark visuals were pretty neat.
Hell yeah! It had some potential, even just ad a knockoff High School Musical. Shame the editing and a large part of the overall design/writing doesn't lend itself - or wasn't fleshed out quite enough - to work better. Still, cool dancing!
My two favorite dragons, back for another day of silliness. I love you Albino Ramen noodle and masculine black, licorice. I can’t think of a better name for shade right now than masculine black licorice. Always great job shade. Another great review to add to the ever-growing collection.
I would like to start off by saying you earned a new subscriber me. I find your movie reviews both funny and entertaining, I can tell you put a lot of though in your opinions on various movies you’ve reviewed. Shade I cordially recommend that you and Jin should review the movie “warm bodies” it does the zombie falling in love with a human story way better then Z.O.M.B.I.E.S in more ways then one, The world of the movie feels like an actual apocalypse has happened, the zombies look like and act like walking corpses. They can even form full sentences, just bits and pieces of one. I don’t want to spoil too much as i think it’s an underrated gem at least in my opinion. I think you and your cousin would enjoy the movie a lot. That’s all I wanted to say, warm greetings and salutations from Minnesota.
Thank you for the suggestion! We actually have seen it, it's a lovely film! It does do it better. A LOT better. Shit if we count the scene on the plane with the records than it's also a better musical... OKAY, OKAY I'm just being a dick, now haha ZOMBIES had good music, as we discussed XD but yes as far as the plot, warm body was both comediczlly and romantically better.
@@ShadeNocturneyour welcome, I just thought that since you both reviewed Z.O.M.B.I.E.S. A bad movie that you both should have fun and review Warm Bodies a good. It would be nice to hear both your guy’s thoughts if you both review it. P.S. good ahead and be a dick, with as bad of movie as Z.O.M.I.B.E.S. Is, it deserves what whatever bad things you say about it.
I appreciate the thought! We could use a break haha and I have one (almost finished editing) that will supply a break from bad movies~ But... definetly gonna return go these movies sometime. :3 clearly we aren't done, yet.
Me: Okay. What movie is Shade and Jinlong reviewing today? [Reading title on the video] Me: What the f$#@?! List of questions in this movie. 1. Zombies existing this world? Probably. But, how going solved the urge to eat flesh or brains? Funny that movie saids zombies can think or feel. But, that sure didn't stop zombies in Return of the Living Dead going on feeding spree on live people because eating makes the pain go away temporarily. 2. If a living person loving a zombie, that seems like a way to make more of a risk spreading the zombies virus? 3. Zombies aren't rotting? Do these zombies have Deadpool's healing factor or something? 4. Z Bands? Really? How about a cure? This film was a okay film and has few good moments, the movie is almost campy as Brain Dead except the main character isn't a zombie. The songs were okay. Biggest questions, the zombies have more diverse wardrobes than the people. So, what's up with the people wearing only shades of pink, blue and green? Shade and Jinlong review is always fun to listen. Out of all the Halloween movies to review, this is actually surprising review on.
Haha, I'm glad our choice of movie (albeit made because my Halloween Review took too long to record XD) threw ya for a loop! Yeah seriously WHERE IS THE CURE? You can do all this but not fully cure them? They CRAVE BRAINS WITHOUT THEM!
@@ShadeNocturne The review was great for Halloween. Also, Domihoe? Really? XD For some reason, it feels like if you order pizza there. You might hear this voice. Shade: "Hi, I like to order a Pizza." Chazwick Thurman: "🎶It's Chaz Time!🎶 I'll take to pleasure land!" Shade: "No! Not another musical! I'm coming over there and scorch you alive if I don't get my pizza soon." Domihoe employee push Chazwick away. Domihoe employee: "Sorry sir, new guy for the job." Shade: "Whatever, give four boxes of pizzas and I'm good. If you start singing too, I'll turn the pizza joint into Barbeque." Domihoe employee: "Yes, sir." Jinlong: "🎶Pleasure Land!🎶 Shade: "No! Stop it now!"
True. It’s bad enough there no cure, it is more strange these “Zombies” looks more like pale than zombies. Funny how a movie like Coco makes skeletons appealing. But, they couldn’t figure out how to make the zombies looks somewhere appealing and scary at the same time. At least some of the songs are good.
Happy to have you guys finally see it! Thanks, so glad you enjoyed it! Oh God, no, we know Lazytown is the GOAT. This shit is the MOAT... soggy, undrained MOAT. Idk XD
You two are awesome 👌 like always making bad movies more bearable? I like you're reviews to not just the Halloween cover for that metal song ya made you my pal im glad i ran into your channel that's actually how i found ya was that metal song hahah crazy
First off, this was a treat to watch. Love this video. Second off, review the sequels. They are so much worse than this one. Also Addison is one of the most infuriating characters I had the displeasure of watching, and she gets worse.
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen native americans represented as feral, territorial and violent beasts and one being a love interest for a bland girl competing with another supernatural love interest forming a strange love triangle, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
I need to speak to whoever draws Shade’s avatar because looking at it always makes me feel some type of way. Also, wtf was this? I didn’t hear about it when I was a younger and I’m glad I didn’t
Artist? Nah, I just been hitting rbe gym~ XD nah but seriously thanks, and thanks for watching... sorry you had to learn about this but hey, better like this than as a helpless child XD
You likely didn't hear about it because this is Disney's most recent series, the first movie is from 2018. Yeah more than 10 years after high school musical concluded they're still trying to revive it.
15:08 So, that light shove was enough to make Zed's Z-band malfunction? Kinda seems like the Z-bands don't fucking work and Bucky is completely correct about zombie integration being a bad idea. Remember, Zed wants to try out for the football team. What's gonna happen the first time he takes a hit during a game?
42:55 THERE I AM GARY, THERE I AM! But seriously, thanks for putting my art in, glad you like it. Awesome review BTW. Can't wait to see what you review next, Shade.
Your art IS AMAZING!! Thank YOU for allowing me to have it in the video! AND THANKS FOR WATCHING! It is so awesome that you'd take the time outta your busy days to do it and watch/comment
Ah, yes, Disney has finally reached Ourobouros status and is eating it's own tail, ripping off it's own lame concepts and stealing money from the slavering mouths of good, honest, hard-working bootleggers like The Asylum. Also, love the newer looks. The barbel game is on point.
💪 yep~ Been losing some weight, putting on muscle :3 ... A-and paying for better looks XD Nah but fr thanks for the comment, and the view. I'm so so glad you enjoyed! HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY FRIDAY, MATE~
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen native americans represented as feral, territorial and violent beasts and one being a love interest for a bland girl competing with another supernatural love interest forming a strange love triangle, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
It says something when I can point to Twilight and say "Minus a few red flag writings (the bond thing eww) the werewolves there at least seemed to be necessary to fight against vampires and portrayed somewhat heroically"....... It's just that they're unfortunately stuck in a poorly written series with so many red flags for relationships I feel uncomfortable rereading the series now.
It might just be me, but I DESPISE the color palette. I get what they're trying to do with the contrasting colors, but you have to make it look appealing in someway. The shades of pink and green just feel...gross and/or plastic; like someone throwing up on a girl's Barbie collection.
Oh I agree! Wholeheartedly. It's like a Colgate ad or something gone wrong. Like Mr. Humberfloob from Mike Myers' "Cat in the Hat" designed the sets XD
Lmao YES you nailed it it looks like a toothpaste add, literally something colgate would make, waiting for the CGI toothbrush demonstrating on a CGI mouth to appear
I just want to say you don’t have to watch the sequels 😅 but um I do have to warn you: the third one is the one where they explain the white hair and I found the explanation hilarious because it’s so random 😅 (I found out through the big city greens crossovers with the main actors)
Yeah, everything you two said was true and that's because this franchise is poorly set up. I mean the sequels get worse with the werewolves just walking in the school and claiming the humans stole their moonstone, which Addison just believes without evidence. Addison just immediately jumps into the werewolf group and acts like she knows their plight, only to whine about finding out where she belongs as everyone in the school does she was says. Please do review it with your cousin as you guys are a hilarious duo.
Yeah... we've heard it's... very much the same story as before XD I just can't with this shit haha We might just do the sequels, people seem to want it
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen native americans represented as feral, territorial and violent beasts and one being a love interest for a bland girl competing with another supernatural love interest forming a strange love triangle, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
I know you have to add effects but the effects you add fit better than the ones in the movie. Like when their dancing with the fence between the groups the whole thing is green screen poorly. It took me longer to see the Spiderman when I glanced over than the ground.
In summary, the whole idea behind this movie is fundamentally flawed. 🧐 [1] Zombies are ill-suited to be a metaphor for minorities and groups that face discrimination, primarily due to the fact that they are inherently genuinely dangerous when left unchecked, which makes some of their “oppressive” treatment far too justified within the context of this universe. 😬 [2] The seriousness of both the racism allegory and the zombie movie elements severely clash with this particularly candy-colored Disney Channel movie aesthetics on a thematic level! 😓 I could go on, but this is more than enough to say that this should not have been green-lit! 👎
You know, ironically, I remember when this bull crap came out. I only watched like five minutes of it because I was bored of it most of the shows on Disney Channel. I was kind of bored with ironically.
Disney is reviving their old successful movies through nostalgia dragging them back from the dead one by one, believe me when I say that an actual high school musical remake is coming someday.
I too, actually love that trope sometimes. It can be done well, it has been so often. But this... just missed too many marks. (Also so glad you watched it, thank you!)
@@ShadeNocturne yep some of the few movies i respect that are mostly romance are Lady and the tramp, Walle and Elemental. Well i dont watch many live action movies
Is it bad that this review made me like Bucky more as an antagonist. At that cheer competition he knew he was in the wrong but his heart was so embittered with hatred and superiority complex that he couldn't let go of pointless bigotry until his vanity was appealed to. In reality he'd be a disgusting bastard, but that's a realistic racist.
Today I come out of the closet. I like Highschool Musical. Sure It's cringe but at least Dance Moves and Songs are Great. ZOMBIES?No! Mediocre Dancing and Singing + to work with Racism with Zombies instead a real race is very stupid.
Shade, you don’t brush your teeth or do you brush your teeth with leaves or rocks or something because that’s not gonna get rid of your cavities well, your dragon cavities I mean I don’t think dragons need to brush their teeth anyways because I imagine the fire would possibly kill any germs which Jin can’t breathe fire so she’d have to brush her teeth and maybe her mustache thingy I don’t know whiskers I don’t know what eastern dragons have that little mustache whisker thing I don’t know what you call it
OK, I can’t take any more of this. I have to explain some thing. Yes I stated that I only watched about five minutes of the stupid movie that thing is once they started seeing that stupid song this is gonna be my day yeah and just imagine me saying that in a really annoying voice and then you got what I’m picturing, seriously I honestly just felt like slamming my head into my bedroom wall then taking five more minutes of this honestly I swear what happened to Disney really
Today is the *1* year anniversary of when "DISNEY'S RACIST MUSICAL?! - Z.O.M.B.I.E.S Review" was uploaded! The sad part is that the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S trilogy only got more problematic as it went on. Werewolves were used as a stand-in for indigenous people in the second movie and *literal* aliens were used as a stand-in for immigrants in the third movie! 🤓➡️😅
The idea for this movie is absolutely baffling, to say the least. Above all, despite being a film for kids, the way they pull the segregation angle is more blunt and in your face rather than metaphorical subtlety. In my eyes, that's the film's biggest flaw. I can only imagine how bad the sequels are gonna be.
drive.google.com/file/d/1ZfFMitMV0npYeh7utaZDyzzCnum2H1rE/view?usp=sharing I have drive links for any missing videos (only 1 currently) in my Discord for people to watch
u have to because i remember movies like jump in and the others i remember the good times lol but this is just bad it makes high school musical look like the godfather lol@@ShadeNocturne
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Yeah... sorry about the re-post.
So glad you're watching! This delay is gonna really affect the views/reach I know, but you being here/commenting helps so really dude thank you!
First, indeed!
@@ShadeNocturne Don't be sorry, we love you man.
Zootopia does racism better than this zombie apocalypse. Also, yes, you should review the sequels. They're just as bad as this movie.
100% agreement!!
And we're thinking about it. Really are!
Thanks for watching, btw
@@ShadeNocturne You're welcome.
I agree 👍
Nah, Nimona does it better
@@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme Yeah, but even so.
This feels like Zootopia meets Barbie only both are unsubtle, obnoxious, and just seems like the most generic crap ever
Also kinda fucked to equate real world racism to creatures that actively WOULD kill you. Good one Disney! 👍
Honestly, given Disney's business practice and other creative and legal ctions in the past... God knows how long XD, we can't be TOO surprised.
But THIS IS JUST CRAZY 0
Goodness. Wouldn't it be easier and overall make more sense if instead of zombies, you have something like Ghouls from fallout? Say: Half of the town got "Infected", which made them look like rotting corpses, and as they wobbled to get help from non infected humans, some hillbillies gunned down many of them, before realizing they aren't zombies, just humans with necrosis.
So years later, we have 3 populations within this town.
Human purists - Faction of aggressively anti-infected who are creating forts around their population centers (neighborhoods)
Normal population - where they try to live normal life, though they are swinging wildly between their support for either of remaining factions
Infected alliance - Faction that is trying everything they can to eradicate their status as "repressed population/second/third rate humans" by Any means. ANY. MEANS. NECESSARY.
And then making these 3 sides reflected within school itself, showing how - humans fired first shots, yet infected at large don't try to fight extreme faction of their population, leading to humans have more reasons to segregate them.
Inaction of good people within both sides doing nothing but making situation worse
Congrats you're a better writer!
Don’t let Disney hire you or you’ll be stuck making scripts like this film
"Imagine if The Walking Dead took place in one building"
That's just the second season of The Walking Dead, the one that takes place pretty much exclusively in a farmhouse because Mad Men stole their budget.
Animal brains, chocolate, supplements, potato products are enough to staiate Venom's munchies, becaus like brains, that stuff contains phenethylamine, a chamical its kind need to live. (A quick google serach says there more than those.)
The writers could have a grocery list of human brain substitutes that have some of the same chemcals in the brain, yet they stuck with cauliflower.
See movie, this comment gets the idea!
How did you survive watching this. This is actually torture.
We're seeing specialists because we aren't sure we did. I'd say that makes us undead, but... idk, we haven't broken out into song yet XD
@@ShadeNocturnedon’t worry this isn’t the guy who didn’t like musicals you won’t be breaking into song.
i never get tired of you and Jin-Long Interactions, I can't stop laughing how good this still Is.
Thank you~
This was a blast to do with her! She's lovely and hilarious, her editing inspired me to improve. She's got a true talent for this
The worldbuilding in this movie makes no sense. If the zombies have only been around for a few decades and are basically mindless without the z bands, how do they have their own culture and language? And how long have the z bands been around? I'd assume they were only created recently. And if the zombies were created by a virus or whatever caused by the power plant explosion, why aren't they working on a cure? The z bands seem like a temporary solution to the problem.
Exactly?!
If you think for even half a second, this world is a place where they could cure this virus but just don't... and at most, they haven't even existed more than 50 years?! How do they have ANY "culture" or "language?" It's a disease and a bastardized victim mentality, of course people are "bigoted," Adison!Your boytoy's entire family and friend group are a glitch away from devouring your infant right out of the diaper like takeaway! *shudder*
It is a bad concept to base a "race relations" story on and makes the flawed Zootopia theme look like Beastars XD it's... I just cannot believe this got 3 movies... AND AN ANIMATED SERIES?!
Good point but also why do the zombies want to be zombies i the first place? In zombies 2 Eliza talks about ditching their z bands and quote “letting our inner monsters roar”: that means that they want to stay zombies but why? If they are zombies and are one miss-click away from eating their friends and family, then why do they want to remain monsters? It’s never explained, but I think it should.
So this movie wasn’t a fever dream I had last week with the flu? Damn. 😮
The human side of the school is literally a barbie house, i bet the barbie movie used set pieces from this movie for all the pink and stuff
Barbie is a good way to look at it lol everything is so pastel and color coded it doesn't feel like intentional stylization anymore, but like a corporate focus grouped idea of what stylization looks like. It feels very artificial (the human world) I used lazy town as a comparison but that show actually did stylization really well.
I vote yes on reviewing the sequels
Zombies would have been a much better movie if they stuck with the comic book style animation. Unfortunately Disney is allergic to good ideas and also pays its animation staff Mountain Dew and Cheetos money.
SHHHHH! Quiet, or they'll switch them back to store-brand cans of "Cliff Moisture" and bags of "Cheesey Curls!!" 😭
Lol fr though, I totally agree! Disney had a chance to make like... Walking Dead for teens or something LOL
but instead we got... whatever the fuck this was. XD
this movie is what happens when you pay the 2 writers working on your script with a crumpled dollar bill, a paper clip and a piece of string, and generate the rest with an AI
Haha, I could believe AI helped write the music for this for sure haha
Some is okay, mostly it's harmless, and it feels like music made by the painfully soulless corporate asshat who makes music for shit like workplace safety videos. XD
Warning: they’re now animated 😅
@@gracekim1998They gave it the same artstyle as Miraculous: Ladybug and Cat Noir and Ghost Force. It doesn’t look bad but it looks like literally every other 3D animated cartoon. So… at least it looks better than Wish.
According to the prologue, zombies were created because of a can of lime soda spilling.
I have a feeling this is a reference to how Blake Sonichu was created in Sonichu. Where they nearly made a perfect clone of Sonichu, but they spill cherry cola there (apparently a product of Chris Chan’s random access humour), creating Blake Sonichu.
Did Disney just reference Chris Chan of all people?
XD HAHA HOLY SHIT
Don't let him find out, he'll probabaly think it was for real, and gloat about it for the next decade. LOL
Wait what?😅
To mean… S.O.N.I.C.H.U!!!
Did I just learn lore?😅
Coming from a game that is just as wild as this to watching this video is an absolute experience. I feel like I've just witnessed the core of all reality get smashed with a brick.
A wonderful viewing experience as always!
Hmm? What game would that be? 0
@@ShadeNocturne The game is called Indivisible. My experience with it was wild. Had some really good elements. Some really bad elements. Some elements so bad I actually got angry. Falling through the world by walking through a loading zone, and party members deleting themselves. And some level of of contrary logic.
It goes from Valkyrie Profile, to Hollow Knight, to Celeste, to a 2D fighting game that explained 0 rules, to the point where if I ever have to climb that damn mountain again I'm going to find a way to level the entire thing.
@@Buglin_Burger7878 Would it explain things if I told you it was made under the same studio that Skullgirls? And that it suffered from the same issue that caused the studio to implode and cut a lot of content like Shovel Knight.
I will agree with it having good points but a lot of issues. Regular enemies had too much health.
@@FubukiTheIcyKing That would explain some of it. Not the chainsaw character deleting themself though.
I actually "fixed" the health issue by using AoE focused characters but it turns out that makes it much more likely you're going to hit enemies out of the battle which only makes things worse still.
Awesome finally got the video on, must been difficult bro
Well-worth it for yall~
Yes Jinlong and Raisorblade.. Yes!!
Do the sequels!! We want them
Take your time as needed, while you do that, l'll be rewatching your snark remarks from your previous reviews, because man... You could be like one of those tutorial audioplays for people to relax.
I guess. It's been a long time since we've see them review Mulan 2.
Anyone else notice at the very end of My Year, all of the humans are singing but on the Zombie side I swear it is ONLY Zed
Haha they are like "Zed... we told you not to bring them here..."
Lol fake smiles istg
Thanks for watching!! ❤️
I did find it weird how I can only hear his voice contrasted with the chorus but I thought it was too nerdy to point out lol
The only thing I remember about one of the sequels is that it has Native American werewolf’s that want their ancestral land back. No I’m not making this up.
God this video was entertaining. I agree that while it is a failed imitator of High School Musical, the dance scenes are pretty cool. Also, you and Jin interviewing this movie was hilarious and entertaining. I seriously could not help but laugh at certain points. You two keep up the awesome work!
Glad you enjoyed it! Yeah this movie is insane
Imagine a segregation film about dinosaurs and dragons
I don't know about that
I think it's looks a intersting idea
To be fair lazy town was more creative than this movie’s set 😅
I’m not a fan of the zombie ‘designs’ cuz it’s just face paint and green hair 😶 but yeah the world building is terrible 😅 especially with Addision’s overacting hair thing
It sounds like these movies have a bunch of different concepts mashed together 😅
Side note: the white hair is explained in the THIRD movie 😅
The weirdest part is that the girl's hair could easily be mistaken for platinum blonde in the right light. Also, who cares about odd-colored hair anymore, outside of Boomers? Oh yeah, and this is clearly Disney trying to rip off Hairspray.
Yeah. Nothing here is original. Warm bodies even did the Zombie/Human romance bit. Like... Jesus, this whole thing is a rip-off lasagne with glitter sprinkles. It's maddening that this got 3 movies and an animated series(?)
Oh😅 so nothing about this movie is original 🤔
I think this is one of the most painful movies you had to review. Damn, you are resilient! XD. Also the line "Get out of my house!" was the cherry on the cake haha
Happy Halloween 🎃.
No to late
Is Dia de muertos 💀
Haha, thank you for coming back to see this!
Sorry it took so long ❤️ I hope this one stays up, they let it go public so I assume it's okay?
:D so glad you were able to get this video back up and so glad you liked the art! i will probably do more someday, you're pretty fun to draw!
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Thank you!!!
It is so gorgeous!
🥺 that would be so cool..
Huh some of those dancing sequences were pretty eye catching. Im a pretty big sucker when it comes to coordinating with each other and the scenes with the flashlights and dark visuals were pretty neat.
Hell yeah! It had some potential, even just ad a knockoff High School Musical. Shame the editing and a large part of the overall design/writing doesn't lend itself - or wasn't fleshed out quite enough - to work better.
Still, cool dancing!
My two favorite dragons, back for another day of silliness. I love you Albino Ramen noodle and masculine black, licorice. I can’t think of a better name for shade right now than masculine black licorice. Always great job shade. Another great review to add to the ever-growing collection.
Masculine black licorice XD ya know what? I like it~ haha so happy you enjoyed! And super glad you commented and told us!
Thank you so much Fox Davani! I had a lot of fun working on this with him, I love reviewing insane movies (Roadside Romeo was also one of them)
Fucking love you Shade. You're videos are always worth the wait. You're a good guest Jing Long.
@@ShadeNocturne I know what you mean bro. Just keep doing what you do. See you next time
Thank you so much! I had a lot of fun working on this with him, I love reviewing insane movies (Roadside Romeo was also one of them)
@@JinlongTheGoldenDragon I would also love for you and Shade to continue the series, please 🥺
I would like to start off by saying you earned a new subscriber me. I find your movie reviews both funny and entertaining, I can tell you put a lot of though in your opinions on various movies you’ve reviewed. Shade I cordially recommend that you and Jin should review the movie “warm bodies” it does the zombie falling in love with a human story way better then Z.O.M.B.I.E.S in more ways then one, The world of the movie feels like an actual apocalypse has happened, the zombies look like and act like walking corpses. They can even form full sentences, just bits and pieces of one. I don’t want to spoil too much as i think it’s an underrated gem at least in my opinion. I think you and your cousin would enjoy the movie a lot. That’s all I wanted to say, warm greetings and salutations from Minnesota.
I appreciate that suggestion 😅
@@gracekim1998no problem, dude!
Thank you for the suggestion!
We actually have seen it, it's a lovely film!
It does do it better. A LOT better. Shit if we count the scene on the plane with the records than it's also a better musical... OKAY, OKAY I'm just being a dick, now haha
ZOMBIES had good music, as we discussed XD but yes as far as the plot, warm body was both comediczlly and romantically better.
@@ShadeNocturneyour welcome, I just thought that since you both reviewed Z.O.M.B.I.E.S. A bad movie that you both should have fun and review Warm Bodies a good. It would be nice to hear both your guy’s thoughts if you both review it. P.S. good ahead and be a dick, with as bad of movie as Z.O.M.I.B.E.S. Is, it deserves what whatever bad things you say about it.
I appreciate the thought! We could use a break haha and I have one (almost finished editing) that will supply a break from bad movies~
But... definetly gonna return go these movies sometime. :3 clearly we aren't done, yet.
I LOVE YOU TWO'S ENERGY SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@ShadeNocturne let me come next time ;3
this may be my favorite review of yours so far, and that's saying a lot!
So, so, SO glad!
@@ShadeNocturne Ye! I also really like the analogies you guys make, and the autistic zombie bit got a chuckle outta me
I say do the second and 3 movies because I want to know how the hell we went from zombies to werewolves and then aliens like wat?
I was expecting vampires after werewolves
Me: Okay. What movie is Shade and Jinlong reviewing today?
[Reading title on the video]
Me: What the f$#@?!
List of questions in this movie.
1. Zombies existing this world? Probably. But, how going solved the urge to eat flesh or brains? Funny that movie saids zombies can think or feel. But, that sure didn't stop zombies in Return of the Living Dead going on feeding spree on live people because eating makes the pain go away temporarily.
2. If a living person loving a zombie, that seems like a way to make more of a risk spreading the zombies virus?
3. Zombies aren't rotting?
Do these zombies have Deadpool's healing factor or something?
4. Z Bands? Really? How about a cure?
This film was a okay film and has few good moments, the movie is almost campy as Brain Dead except the main character isn't a zombie.
The songs were okay.
Biggest questions, the zombies have more diverse wardrobes than the people.
So, what's up with the people wearing only shades of pink, blue and green?
Shade and Jinlong review is always fun to listen. Out of all the Halloween movies to review, this is actually surprising review on.
Haha, I'm glad our choice of movie (albeit made because my Halloween Review took too long to record XD) threw ya for a loop!
Yeah seriously WHERE IS THE CURE? You can do all this but not fully cure them? They CRAVE BRAINS WITHOUT THEM!
@@ShadeNocturne The review was great for Halloween.
Also, Domihoe? Really? XD
For some reason, it feels like if you order pizza there. You might hear this voice.
Shade: "Hi, I like to order a Pizza."
Chazwick Thurman: "🎶It's Chaz Time!🎶 I'll take to pleasure land!"
Shade: "No! Not another musical! I'm coming over there and scorch you alive if I don't get my pizza soon."
Domihoe employee push Chazwick away.
Domihoe employee: "Sorry sir, new guy for the job."
Shade: "Whatever, give four boxes of pizzas and I'm good. If you start singing too, I'll turn the pizza joint into Barbeque."
Domihoe employee: "Yes, sir."
Jinlong: "🎶Pleasure Land!🎶
Shade: "No! Stop it now!"
Yeah it’s odd there’s no cure for the zombies😅
True.
It’s bad enough there no cure, it is more strange these “Zombies” looks more like pale than zombies.
Funny how a movie like Coco makes skeletons appealing. But, they couldn’t figure out how to make the zombies looks somewhere appealing and scary at the same time.
At least some of the songs are good.
*4:13* WOAH NOW, YOU KEEP LAZYTOWN OUT OF THIS!!! IT WAS MORE DIGNITY THAN THIS!!
Also another sick review here, you finally did it.
Not to mention while it had a similar color palette, I think it had better lighting if I recall
Happy to have you guys finally see it! Thanks, so glad you enjoyed it!
Oh God, no, we know Lazytown is the GOAT. This shit is the MOAT... soggy, undrained MOAT. Idk XD
Lazy Town was a masterpiece no one can tell me otherwise
I'm glad l'm not the only one nostalgic about that ^^
To be fair there zombies with a small watch that prevents them from slaughtering people they should be in cages or something
Talk about a half-dead idea...
Sorry; couldn't resist.😎🤣
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Haha thanks for the comment, man
You two are awesome 👌 like always making bad movies more bearable? I like you're reviews to not just the Halloween cover for that metal song ya made you my pal im glad i ran into your channel that's actually how i found ya was that metal song hahah crazy
I'm so glad you did dig deeper into my channel than the cover!
@@ShadeNocturne right likewise stay safe
Speaking of Homer Simpson, like with Homer, zombies wouldn't eat these filmmakers due to the lack of brains.
HAHA!
Very true! I bet most of the writers room and production team would have starved a zombie outbreak XD
Thanks for watching!
Awesome Review You Two! 👏😄
Thank you!!!!
A NEW SHADE AND JIN CROSSOVER REVIEW!!!! I no longer want to self terminate this week. THANK YOU!
I hope you can manage to not for the next few years... maybe like... 80 years? Sound good? :)
Lol thank you by the way! I'm so glad you enjoyed!
Love the review, great choice! Can’t wait for the next review!!
If you think this is bad, then the sequels will give you an aneurysm
*gulp*
I watched the second movie and even after seeing it once I don't want to experience it every again
Shade Nocturne's collaborations with Jinlong are the best videos on his channel, but why on earth is Jinlong wearing clothes?
Now I want to see dancing dragons.
First off, this was a treat to watch. Love this video. Second off, review the sequels. They are so much worse than this one. Also Addison is one of the most infuriating characters I had the displeasure of watching, and she gets worse.
She IS THE WORST I'm sorry!!! She is so annoying. Zed has a masochism kink. ISTG Lol
So glad you enjoyed the video omg
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen native americans represented as feral, territorial and violent beasts and one being a love interest for a bland girl competing with another supernatural love interest forming a strange love triangle, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
@@JinlongTheGoldenDragonbro I was about thinking at that I was noooo they wouldn’t do that
11:26 Those two got cut? What the fuck, Bucky? Pretty sure being able to pull off that move warrants a spot on the squad.
I need to speak to whoever draws Shade’s avatar because looking at it always makes me feel some type of way. Also, wtf was this? I didn’t hear about it when I was a younger and I’m glad I didn’t
Artist? Nah, I just been hitting rbe gym~
XD nah but seriously thanks, and thanks for watching... sorry you had to learn about this but hey, better like this than as a helpless child XD
You likely didn't hear about it because this is Disney's most recent series, the first movie is from 2018. Yeah more than 10 years after high school musical concluded they're still trying to revive it.
0:13 Ummm actually that is a Continuity error because Shade buys pizza from Dom’nhoes, not Domino's🤓
Hey man, I need an alternative for when the leather and lube smell on the pizza gets to be... a bit much.
XD
15:08 So, that light shove was enough to make Zed's Z-band malfunction? Kinda seems like the Z-bands don't fucking work and Bucky is completely correct about zombie integration being a bad idea. Remember, Zed wants to try out for the football team. What's gonna happen the first time he takes a hit during a game?
Please review that dog shit live action monster high film if you haven’t already. It’s also a highschool musical knockoff
Y'know there's some gems in the Disney made for tv movies .....but then there's ones like this that makes Riverdale's cult plotline look sane.
DAMMMMMMMNNNN! haha
HOW DID I MISS THIS?!
Anyways, great video👍
Thanks dude!
Idk how you did but... uh... sorry to show it to you XD
@@ShadeNocturne You're welcome. I had to check if my notifications were working.
Wow, this new Resident Evil series is really weird.
Yeah, I remember it being... idk, just different than this 0
I've never seen this movie but i agree with you guys on this whole thing
42:55 THERE I AM GARY, THERE I AM!
But seriously, thanks for putting my art in, glad you like it. Awesome review BTW. Can't wait to see what you review next, Shade.
Your art IS AMAZING!!
Thank YOU for allowing me to have it in the video! AND THANKS FOR WATCHING! It is so awesome that you'd take the time outta your busy days to do it and watch/comment
They tried to make the Barbie world but with zombies in it lol
Makes sense.
Barbie ain't got no "BRAAAIIIIINNNNZZZZ"
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Okay my dad jokes are getting REALLY out of hand XD
Shade Nocturne and Jinlong are awesome 😎
No, u!
[Lol fr though, thank you]
@@ShadeNocturne you're welcome 😊
Aye thank you so much!
@@JinlongTheGoldenDragon you're welcome 😊
6:54 There is a British council joke in there somewhere British 🇬🇧 people will get it.
Ah right 😅 so the fact that town councils don’t always help
Hey Shade do want to request of doing Hoodwink too
Ah, yes, Disney has finally reached Ourobouros status and is eating it's own tail, ripping off it's own lame concepts and stealing money from the slavering mouths of good, honest, hard-working bootleggers like The Asylum.
Also, love the newer looks. The barbel game is on point.
💪 yep~
Been losing some weight, putting on muscle :3
...
A-and paying for better looks XD
Nah but fr thanks for the comment, and the view. I'm so so glad you enjoyed!
HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY FRIDAY, MATE~
don't forget about the sequel which has native americans represented as primitive and aggressive werewolves
Welp... I guess you can't say they aren't consistent in one way: repeating the same mistakes and bad allegories XD
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen native americans represented as feral, territorial and violent beasts and one being a love interest for a bland girl competing with another supernatural love interest forming a strange love triangle, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
It says something when I can point to Twilight and say "Minus a few red flag writings (the bond thing eww) the werewolves there at least seemed to be necessary to fight against vampires and portrayed somewhat heroically"....... It's just that they're unfortunately stuck in a poorly written series with so many red flags for relationships I feel uncomfortable rereading the series now.
It might just be me, but I DESPISE the color palette. I get what they're trying to do with the contrasting colors, but you have to make it look appealing in someway. The shades of pink and green just feel...gross and/or plastic; like someone throwing up on a girl's Barbie collection.
Oh I agree! Wholeheartedly. It's like a Colgate ad or something gone wrong. Like Mr. Humberfloob from Mike Myers' "Cat in the Hat" designed the sets XD
Lmao YES you nailed it it looks like a toothpaste add, literally something colgate would make, waiting for the CGI toothbrush demonstrating on a CGI mouth to appear
I just want to say you don’t have to watch the sequels 😅 but um I do have to warn you: the third one is the one where they explain the white hair and I found the explanation hilarious because it’s so random 😅 (I found out through the big city greens crossovers with the main actors)
1 week after My retinas saw only two colours blue and pink.
God this movie... yikes
Good to see my 2 favourite dragons back lol
Great to see you, thanks for watching
Great video as always
Thanks dude! Really
Yeah, everything you two said was true and that's because this franchise is poorly set up. I mean the sequels get worse with the werewolves just walking in the school and claiming the humans stole their moonstone, which Addison just believes without evidence. Addison just immediately jumps into the werewolf group and acts like she knows their plight, only to whine about finding out where she belongs as everyone in the school does she was says. Please do review it with your cousin as you guys are a hilarious duo.
Yeah... we've heard it's... very much the same story as before XD I just can't with this shit haha
We might just do the sequels, people seem to want it
@@ShadeNocturne Cool man and can't blame you as this franchise is hard on the brain, so much so that it can be used as torture for the military.
*does what she says, not does she was says*
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen native americans represented as feral, territorial and violent beasts and one being a love interest for a bland girl competing with another supernatural love interest forming a strange love triangle, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
This movie is uncomfortable
Also way too much bleached pastel colors
Did the guy who designed the backgrounds in the cat in the hat work on this movie
STAFF MEETING!
STAFF MEETING!
lol, you are totally right about the coloring. It wouldn't be totally out of place XD
The aggressive pastel reminded me of Lazy Town thats why I made that joke lol
Oh thank god it’s back😭 sorry I’m late 😅 I’ve just noticed it’s visible again ❤
12.11.23
So happy you took the time to watch it now that it's up haha 😄
👍of course 😊
Makes me want to play stubbs the zombie again
I remember that game, haha
Never played it. I always wanted to, though.
Hope you're well~
I know you have to add effects but the effects you add fit better than the ones in the movie. Like when their dancing with the fence between the groups the whole thing is green screen poorly. It took me longer to see the Spiderman when I glanced over than the ground.
XD OMG REALLY?
I mean... wow. Disney come ONNNN
Lol happy it gave ya a giggle tho, too! Thanks for watching bro!
Oh god you're right, I think that fence is green screened, I literally never noticed bruh
Do reviews of the sequels!!
In summary, the whole idea behind this movie is fundamentally flawed.
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[1] Zombies are ill-suited to be a metaphor for minorities and groups that face discrimination, primarily due to the fact that they are inherently genuinely dangerous when left unchecked, which makes some of their “oppressive” treatment far too justified within the context of this universe.
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[2] The seriousness of both the racism allegory and the zombie movie elements severely clash with this particularly candy-colored Disney Channel movie aesthetics on a thematic level!
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I could go on, but this is more than enough to say that this should not have been green-lit!
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You know, ironically, I remember when this bull crap came out. I only watched like five minutes of it because I was bored of it most of the shows on Disney Channel. I was kind of bored with ironically.
I thought Disney got rid of that high school musical phase in the 2020s.
Nope. Apparently not. 0
Disney is reviving their old successful movies through nostalgia dragging them back from the dead one by one, believe me when I say that an actual high school musical remake is coming someday.
it technically never stopped XD
I love forbiden romance its my favorite trope (that some reason people hates) but in this movie was hardly a romance or at least a good one.
I too, actually love that trope sometimes. It can be done well, it has been so often. But this... just missed too many marks.
(Also so glad you watched it, thank you!)
@@ShadeNocturne yep some of the few movies i respect that are mostly romance are Lady and the tramp, Walle and Elemental.
Well i dont watch many live action movies
There is a sequel u know
You should review the sequels, some of the metaphors / allegories for minorities are insane
Please do the other movies too 🖤
I know I'm a few days late but I love seeing my two favorite dragons reviewing a movie together.
We love seeing you back to watch! Thank you so much
Is it bad that this review made me like Bucky more as an antagonist. At that cheer competition he knew he was in the wrong but his heart was so embittered with hatred and superiority complex that he couldn't let go of pointless bigotry until his vanity was appealed to. In reality he'd be a disgusting bastard, but that's a realistic racist.
My brain hurts
Saaaaaame...
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We might end up actually covering the other ones, too. This is gonna suck...
Have you seen the movie Armageddon what do you think of that film
Review the second one! I had to go through confusion just to not see famous reviewers not to review it!
Cool dragon sona
Today I come out of the closet. I like Highschool Musical. Sure It's cringe but at least Dance Moves and Songs are Great. ZOMBIES?No! Mediocre Dancing and Singing + to work with Racism with Zombies instead a real race is very stupid.
No.... It's impossible..... My first...It's all gone...
Drats...
Sorry bud 😭
I'm a failure... I'm not special no more....
@@ShadeNocturne (apology accepted btw)
I laughed so hard when they said "humussy" 9:51 😂😂😂
:3
Zen gotta get him a girl with some life in her, ba dum tish.
She's gonna get a tramp stamp when she's older that says "don't open, dead inside."
XD
@@ShadeNocturne Oh my god 😂🤣
Shade, you don’t brush your teeth or do you brush your teeth with leaves or rocks or something because that’s not gonna get rid of your cavities well, your dragon cavities I mean I don’t think dragons need to brush their teeth anyways because I imagine the fire would possibly kill any germs which Jin can’t breathe fire so she’d have to brush her teeth and maybe her mustache thingy I don’t know whiskers I don’t know what eastern dragons have that little mustache whisker thing I don’t know what you call it
Hello? Peak department? Yes I'd like to speak to the ceo of peak
Must have braaaaains…any kind will do…
Really... guys
.... ANY?!? PLEASE?!
OK, I can’t take any more of this. I have to explain some thing. Yes I stated that I only watched about five minutes of the stupid movie that thing is once they started seeing that stupid song this is gonna be my day yeah and just imagine me saying that in a really annoying voice and then you got what I’m picturing, seriously I honestly just felt like slamming my head into my bedroom wall then taking five more minutes of this honestly I swear what happened to Disney really
This would have been cool if the movie wasn't brainless.
Today is the *1* year anniversary of when "DISNEY'S RACIST MUSICAL?! - Z.O.M.B.I.E.S Review" was uploaded! The sad part is that the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S trilogy only got more problematic as it went on. Werewolves were used as a stand-in for indigenous people in the second movie and *literal* aliens were used as a stand-in for immigrants in the third movie! 🤓➡️😅
25:11 Holy shit 💀
The idea for this movie is absolutely baffling, to say the least. Above all, despite being a film for kids, the way they pull the segregation angle is more blunt and in your face rather than metaphorical subtlety.
In my eyes, that's the film's biggest flaw. I can only imagine how bad the sequels are gonna be.
It gets worse😅 with werewolves and aliens
What ever happened to your Sahara review from a long time ago?
drive.google.com/file/d/1ZfFMitMV0npYeh7utaZDyzzCnum2H1rE/view?usp=sharing
I have drive links for any missing videos (only 1 currently) in my Discord for people to watch
@@ShadeNocturne i dont post youtube content, so i see myself being low on the chopping block.
You're good lol you don't have to! Just wanted to give people the go ahead
@ShadeNocturne its all good , i just needed to hear you say " YOU SNAKE SKIN INCEL " again
HAHA XD glad to be of service, bud~
Is your discord open to everyone?
Yep! All are welcome
And yes as a kid I was obsessed with HSM😂
There is a difference between a movie about racism and a movie that is racist.
Yep
I think you nailed it right there, this movie is the equivalent of burning a forest to make a movie about the dangers of forest fires
Man this movie is so racist
Lol, for sure. XD
disney somehow went from good original movies to these movies what happened
I'm genuinely starting to consider producing a mini-documentary on that very question. Cause how? How DID we get here?!?
u have to because i remember movies like jump in and the others i remember the good times lol but this is just bad it makes high school musical look like the godfather lol@@ShadeNocturne
Simple. They don't care anymore.
Yeah i can see the HSM influence in the song moments 😅 but let’s face it I’ll watch HSM a billion times over this 🤷♀️