... and if it's M O M especially when you've had your clothes on for a few days and they need to be washed (this is not related to me but my older brother)
That ain't no body part of mine poking you Sorry to disappoint but it's actually my Buck 119 special 100 Anniversary edition fixed blade hunting and survival knife. With this we'll be able to hunt a couple of deer, dress them and wear their pelts to keep warm.
Tsundere Bully: ❌ 46cm 18.1 Inch Main Gun: ✔️ Standard Imperial Naval Forces: ✔️ 1st Marine Division: ✔️ 2nd Fleet: ✔️ Imperial Russian Navy ✔️ Imperial Japanese Navy ✔️ AK-630 ✔️ AK-130 ✔️ AK-725 ✔️ Royal Navy ✔️ BL 18 inch gun ✔️ 16/50" Inch Gun ✔️ United States Navy ✔️ Azur Lane ❌ Kriegsmarine ✔️ royal navy (italy) ✔️ Yugoslavian Navy ✔️
By the hammer and the empire, I adjure thee. I know not why this is my recommendations. But what I do know is whatever I have just watched is clearly of seem sort of slannesh heretical origin, so by Sigmar I pray it stays far from my recommendations for the foreseeable future.
![[F4A] A Crew of Two - Full Series [Audio Roleplay][Sci-Fi RP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aj7WEyxp60E/mqdefault.jpg)
"A hand towel? Why is it so small?" My response would've been "Because it's a... hand towel?"
Mine would have been either “small? This is average” or “small? this is massive!”
@@the_idiot5586i bet it has a great personality at least
@@_abarofsoap_ it will take care of you too.....
"A hand towel? That's my roommate's dick towel!" 😂
@@the_idiot5586"It's not about the size It's how you use it"
"You have really nice eyes..."
SHE'S LOST HER MIND!
Ahh i see you're a man of culture as well
that's the only good thing I got lmao
W callback
The unforgettable feeling of loneliness is crazy with this one. It’s a banger 🔥
Real...
Real
Real
Real
Real
THE VOICES ARE GETTING LOUDER 🗣️🗣️🙏🏻‼️‼️🔥🔥
THE SILENCE IS GETTING LOUDER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️
Real
THE LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE ARE GETTING LARGER
Please god help me
If da homies find out I’m cooked 🗣️🙏‼️‼️🔥🔥
" GET UR FUCKING HAND OFF ME !!!! " BRO BY BODY HURTS FROM LAUGHING
Listener: “What have I got myself into.”
@@J4CK50N. YUP
Mental stability in the gutter with this one 🗣🔥
“Is this a towel?
What am I supposed to cover with that? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME!?” -talis and eggman sonic boom
I still remember the time I listened to asmr as a joke and now I can’t its become a habit to listen it while trying to fall asleep
I also did the same bro now I'm in the lowest point of my life🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@kahlilslaughter i still listen to this idk why 😭😭😭
Same lol
@@soft-taco3 i still do it until this day i am cooked dawg
Ong bro 😭😭
We are coping with this one on Valentine's day 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯💯
3:48 "GET YOUR CLOTHES OFF!"
Never, not even once, did I think that sentence could sound like a threat
Edit: Unless it's coming from a Yandere
... and if it's M O M especially when you've had your clothes on for a few days and they need to be washed (this is not related to me but my older brother)
She didn’t want the listener to freeze.
@@J4CK50N.”She”… bruh, really acting like women exist lol
I would rather die, already want to just adds
The pain is unbearable with this one!!!🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
I don't know you, you don't know me, but the pain is mutual.
@@Bruhmentom from one stranger to another, take care of yourself okay?
Fax💀😭
IM FALLING DEEPER THAN ROCK BOTTOM WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯
ROCK BOTTOM WAS TOO HIGH WE SINKING TO THE CRUST WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯
@@TrashTimeGamerTHE CRUST WAS NOT ENOUGH WERE GOING TO THE DAMN CORE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Ahhhh where it all started 😑
WE LEAVING THE MORLTAL BONDS OF THIS WORLD WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥
Trapped in a cold room next to a mean girl and using each other for warmth? I love it!
Not too mention your both naked 😈
“DO YOU WANNA DIE WITH A-“ yea
5:03 that "this is awkward enough" is just so cute and endearing
Your tsundere voice is great. Thank you so much for the wonderful upload. I really felt like I was the boy she was talking to.
The fucking endurance on this guy how is he not bricked
I love bully audios. TY Spring
Real
fr
"yes unc" they said in unison
Masochism.
🤯
Imagine being cold
-a guy who walks in shorts and t-shirt in -5 deg C
A fine day for golf am I right?
@@Embersofthedarka good day for the beach
@@therosijedha nah man, it a fine day to go to the Artic.
@@CoyGuy i guess sure
@@therosijedha so warm there innit?
That ain't no body part of mine poking you
Sorry to disappoint but it's actually my Buck 119 special 100 Anniversary edition fixed blade hunting and survival knife. With this we'll be able to hunt a couple of deer, dress them and wear their pelts to keep warm.
Holy fucking shit what a chad
Absolute Gigachad
who tf has a survival knife on standby😭
@@songokusa602 you don't bring one when camping??
@@songokusa602me I carry one daily even though its illegal
“Nice weather we’re having” gave me a good chuckle
Most of the time "short cuts" consist in going on an entire journey
*they're taking the Hobbits to Issangard*
@@Petit_Nem HAHAAHHA
I CANT GET RID OF THE VOICES🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
This woman is underrated
This is genious. I'm out of words, your voice and acting is amazing.
Underrated, really really well done, this made my day, thank you very much
it actually make me laugh a few times 9/10
Just recently found this recently, absolutely amazing acting. You gained a sub and a like.. these videos are enjoyable 🙂
OMG… was this a Heathers reference?? I actually laughed too much cause of it shshshshssh
I was also thinking about the reference when I heard it
If continuations were a thing for this sort of stuff it would be amazing to see
For a snowstorm this is a bit hot, ain’t it.
I’m a furnace.
“Now that is a weapon” “I love big weapons”
i need more boolets sir
I need more bullets hasta Lavesta baby
Wow thanks for the protein sir
@@duwang5141isn’t it poutine because France
bro im gonna cry why cant i have this
i don't even know why i watch these anymore all they do is make me cry and face my crippling loneliness
Ty for recording this audio it helps me calm down when my father is screaming all the time ❤
Bro really tried to sneak in the fact you like the audio
All joking aside, this is really good. Keep it up, spring!
i wonder if the whole “she called me a mythic bitch” thing was a heathers reference
It was. One of a couple Heathers references in various scripts I did, I'm a fan
I have been thoroughly amused.
Fun script! And your voice work is really good. I am really into voices.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
a scenario like this would be my first wish if genies were real.
WE PULLIN THE TRIGGER WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
BLOODLINE ENDS WITH MEEE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯
After watching this most of my blood rushed to one spot and now Wondering how I'm such a lowlife
its part of the audio, we can either work to get better💪
or we can die as lonely incels 👹
May the light of Sigmar and the hammer some day shine upon thee
@@epiccoolawesomegoblinguyre6520FOR THE EMPEROR
Batman couldn't get this information out of me💀☠️
it be like that sometimes
these type of ASMR got me rethinking my whole existence, but meh shits fire finna listen more of these and rethink my whole life till 6 in the morning
This one! This one is the best so far!!!! Uwooooh!
Never do that again
10:00 SHREK QUOTE !!! lol sorry not sorry for ruining the mood lol
The scary head voices is making out of this one🔥🔥🔥🔥
that was an amazing heathers reference
This is where the fun begins 🦆
I can relate.
duck?
@@IlliterateMan69 🦆
This was surprisingly really good I loved the audio it really helped the story
THE SHOTGUN BARREL NOT TO BAD RN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯💯
Finna paint the ceiling with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
Mhhh yes gun
I heard that too much snow can sometimes make the roof of a house or a cabin collapse, but I think it’s rare I don’t know.
look up the old Minnesota Vikings stadium collapse. No matter the size yes too much snow cause things to break and fall.
I went from thinking cute -> hot -> funny as hell. lmao, good job 10/10 subbed for sure.
We getting our reputation demolished wit dis one🔥🔥💯💯⁉️⁉️🦅🦅🦅
"General grievous laughter"
Please more of that type of video, love it
We holding back tears of disappointment with this one🗣💯🗣💯🔥🗣🔥💯🔥
"I don't think anything you say could be more awkward than lying here in silence..." challenge accepted
"I am not blushing that's just blood returning to my facial muscles" *wows sarcastically *
SPIRALING DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO MY SEVERE DEPRESSION WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ROCK BOTTOM IS THE VERY TOP WITH THIS ONE
THE FOG IS COMING, THE FOG IS COMING, THE FOG IS COMING🗣🗣‼‼🔥🔥
IM FALLING DEEPER INTO INSANITY WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
THE VOICES ARE WINNING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ik bro was trying his best not to get hard while they were the sleeping bag with each other
Yep
he failed 💀💀
I'm sitting here at 3 am eating tuna laughing at half of the video.
Based and tunapilled
WE BROUGHT EXCAVATORS AND DRILLS FOR THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
I don't know if it was intentional or not, but I feel like she made a Shrek reference.
It was intentional, though I thought it was subtle enough no one would realize lol -- good catch
I HAVE NO MENTAL STABILITY 🗣🔥🗣🔥
Yes, increasing your heart rate will indeed generate heat.
0:17 I did know where I was going. I don't recall saying it'd be a straightforward or the shortest way though 😈.
[she starts becoming flirty] [step one grabs bazooka] (boss music in the background) I am not a simp 6:37
Badass
what am i gonna do if the boys catch me listening to asmr videos
If they're cool with it, keep them around. If not, find new friends
@@theburningruler7279hell no bro ain't no one telling his friends they listening to this 💀
Dude I told my second best friend they were a lil sus about it
don't slip up bro
Turn up the volume and force them to listen to it. They will give in eventually
I like bully audios f4m really good i hope for more from you
This was so damn cute, omg. I loved this.
The heathers reverence ❤
THE BLOODLINE ENDING WITH ME BOIS🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
*from a distance* "Just smash already!"
lol
That's literally what my friend said when i was next to a girl and me and her were kissing at a party.
If you travel back in time and told me a year ago i would be listening to anime asmr unironically i wouldn't have believed you.
Yo this was good!
nah i am THE GOD OF WAR AHHHHH FATHER YOU CAN NO LONGER HIDE BEHINDS THE SKIRTS OF ATHENA
This has to be my alltime low
undoubtedly unreal statement
“A mythic bitch” goes hard because I love the heathers
NOT GOING UP WITH THIS ONE!!!!!🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥‼‼‼‼🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣‼‼‼🗣🔥
“Veronica called me a mythic bitch” HEATHERS REFERENCE???
That's cute, I enjoyed that
we're clearing the search history with this one boys 🗿
GETTING INTO DEPRESSION WITH THIS ONE!!! 🔥🔥
Tsundere Bully: ❌
46cm 18.1 Inch Main Gun: ✔️
Standard Imperial Naval Forces: ✔️
1st Marine Division: ✔️
2nd Fleet: ✔️
Imperial Russian Navy ✔️
Imperial Japanese Navy ✔️
AK-630 ✔️
AK-130 ✔️
AK-725 ✔️
Royal Navy ✔️
BL 18 inch gun ✔️
16/50" Inch Gun ✔️
United States Navy ✔️
Azur Lane ❌
Kriegsmarine ✔️
royal navy (italy) ✔️
Yugoslavian Navy ✔️
Very good inspection!
@@JU-C0 da tovarisch.
The old caught in a blizzard bit I see
Can’t let the homies know I fw this
Ah yes mythic bitch what a great Percy Jackson reference
It's not a Percy Jackson reference, it's a reference to Heathers
how far have we fell 💀
ZEUS!!!! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED!!! I COME SEEKING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS‼️‼️💯💯💯💯
I loved this one, very cute >:3
By the hammer and the empire, I adjure thee. I know not why this is my recommendations. But what I do know is whatever I have just watched is clearly of seem sort of slannesh heretical origin, so by Sigmar I pray it stays far from my recommendations for the foreseeable future.
What would you do if she helped you paint your models please answer
@@BlehhhXP Fantasy was buried, there’s nothing to paint
Part two please!
I’m starting to see the shadows again
You have gained a subscription
Bro what day is it I’ve been sleeping for a while
How to know if you are smart 101 step 1: guess idk