OW ELLO GUV'NUR. MY NAME'S JAMES SMALL AND I'M FROM BRITIAN I AM, I AM! CRIKEY DO I HATE THE PS2! OH BOLLOCKS GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND FISH AND CHIPS AND TEA!
Since James Small is in this video, are we gonna have more Super Guest Friends? Like Plague, Dork Girl, and Pat's Mom? *Edit: I called Dork Girl "Nerd Girl". My mistake.
YOU THOUGHT JAMES WAS THE 5TH ZAIBATZU MEMBER, BUT NO, IT WAS ME, VINCE MCMAHON, ALL ALONG, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG, AUSTIN! THE ZAIBATZU BOUGHT IT! THE FANS BOUGHT IT! EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!
***** VINCE YOU NEED TO PUSH ME FOR SUMMERSLAM, YOU NEED TO MAKE ME LOOK STRONG OR YOU WILL KISS MY ASS AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BEACAUSE SLIFER875 SAID SO!
Zold - LP i recenzje gier (PC, PS2, PS3, PS4) as of right now i think hes like liam when he made his debut, he comes out of his den every now and again, then scurries off into the darkness
***** If you want to see James Small's face face, watch their 2015 Sony E3 video on their website. Edit: Changed 'channel' to 'website' Sorry everyone!
Gorvar the Dinoman So, since James picked up a molotov seconds after going into the action, does it mean Detroit police is authorised to use molotov cocktails against criminals? . _.
I love how almost everyone of these Mystery Box videos end with them freaking out or just laughing a lot at whatever situation they end up in. It's just great.
We have to induct James into the Zaibatsu. Everyone, talk endless shit about him and form sturdy, long lasting lore that will blur the lines between fact and fiction.
vicepresidentfru1tly... Wait...ehhhhhh No but real talk, technically speaking, Woolie was there the entire time with his "i passed down sex with two bisexuals for Mahvel"
"WE CAN MAKE FUN OF HIM ALL WE WANT BECAUSE JAMES SMALL WILL *NEVER* BE A GUEST ON THIS CHANNEL" - PAT YET ANOTHER PROMISE BROKEN LIKE ALL THOSE PLAYTHROUGHS YOU WOULD "NEVER" DO
love_otter Ha! Same, I've still never played this first hand but all of Brad's hype has stayed strong with me for this game, I love how over the top it is.
wow haven't heard anyone mention 4PP since 2008. Brad was easily my favorite and one of the reasons why I enjoy 2BFs so much is because they were so similar. I wish they had more success on youtube.
This game was awesome. There is one part where you go over kill on a guy by unloading like 20 shotgun blasts into him as he falls over backwards off the building into a helicopters blades. It's basically every action cop movie the game. The final villain attacks you in your home in the last mission of the game when you think everything's over and you chase him across the rooftops to a slaughter house where you kill him by putting him onto a meat hook and he get hoisted off and carried away. And thats after you just saved the city from a nuclear bomb.
That ending with the obituary was great. It should have carried on, had you press X to pay respects at the funeral and then shown you a sad family dinner with an empty chair.
I love this game, thank you guys for doing a episode on it and especially thank you for making it a Wolly episode :D also I was one of those nobodies who played this games online Multiplayer back in the day, it had a fun rock paper scissor mechanic since both teams had usable shields but you got different weapons depending it you played T-zero or burner.
"Every T-Zero enforcer has what amounts to 'military status' - with upgraded weapons, like this HK SL8 for some reason, which is a civilian version of the HK G36."
Little did you know James Small appearing on a Zaibatsu video is one of the signs of the apocalypse. Next will be a plague of Never Dead videos and people collecting Dreamcast VMUs.
The most incredible thing about James is that even when i hear his name, i imagine a man taller than Patt. A man called James SMALL sounds taller than Patt.
1:26. They are barely 2 minutes in, and the Dreamcast is mentioned. I thought it would never be mentioned, and be the elephant in the room, or be screamed a dozen times right as the cameras rolled.
This game is legitimately good, I really hope they don't just ignorantly shit on it. P.S The protagonist has the exact same name as the drummer for Pink Floyd.
***** I will freely admit it looks a bit cheesy and dated now, but I still feel like it holds up reasonably well. It is a forgotten game from my youth, so I have some nostalgic attachment to it.
So is James a rising star now, because liam has been a star in rising form for so long, that the whole world should be his waifu when you think about it....
When i heard the podcast i was thinking "yo, while james is out visiting, you guys should do a gameplay episode." You're welcome for my empathic message. I'm basically the male sailor mercury.
James Small sounds so similar to Liam that for a good few minutes I honestly thought he was Liam just putting on an English accent for some inexplicable reason.
His absence was merely a delay 'til the time after Bloodborne ended when the fans of the Zaibatsu would spill their own blood but no one wanted to believe, believe he even existed...
If I recall correctly, the pain ray Woolie's talking about is actually basically a directed microwave. Speaking of ridiculous weapons, the U.S. military once attempted to develop a bomb that would turn enemy combatants gay.
OH yeah, Inversion was the game that had that twist. I actually liked that when i heard about it. Cuz the scene where he finds the daughter exists in the game, as a minor detail that alot of people might not even think about. Im a sucker for small details that completely re-contextualize the characters and story. Its like what Heavy Rain tried to do, really really badly.
actually at the end of inversion, he talks about how he was there to see his friend go through with his revenge while monologuing about the daughter, while it has a cutaway scene to I think her arm sticking out from under rubble
This game is actually super legit. I played it all the time when I was younger, and I went back to play it recently and found it was just as fun. It's over the top as FUCK and it knows it.
Guys, you need to formally adopt James Small. Y'all's TV Tropes page is just frothing with anticipation at the prospect of having "Five Man Band" added to the list.
By increasing the number of Zaibatsu members they are increasing the possibility of a power struggle like the one in the Soviet Union during the 20s. But who will reign supreme?
goddamn, that fail state at the end really was just one picture short of a young son/daughter as far as 'trying to make you care'. It even said 'a friend died'.
Aw man they forgot about the gun twirl. Spinning the right stick will twirl your handgun, which makes your next kill a slow motion cut scene. ( you can also do it with any gun, but only twirls the handgun). It's kinda broken as you can't be hit during the cut scene, so you can string them together and kill everyone.
Why is James still pretending to be British? I mean we all know what a real British accent sounds like thanks to Pat.
brawler1z Kappa
brawler1z You fokin' wot?!
Sweahr on me mum. The Queen.
brawler1z Someone put a boooomb in me potato!
OW ELLO GUV'NUR. MY NAME'S JAMES SMALL AND I'M FROM BRITIAN I AM, I AM! CRIKEY DO I HATE THE PS2! OH BOLLOCKS GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND FISH AND CHIPS AND TEA!
Since James Small is in this video, are we gonna have more Super Guest Friends?
Like Plague, Dork Girl, and Pat's Mom?
*Edit: I called Dork Girl "Nerd Girl". My mistake.
Henry Buehler if you can fit Pat's mom into the room that is
Henry Buehler Dork girl, learn the lore jk.
Tony Fernandez Ha, nice!
They can't let pats mom out of her cage.
Austin Asiutto can you imagine the chaos she would wreck?
It's official. James Small is the 6th Best Friend, right behind Zach.
Now Liam's plan to usurp the throne is put on hold because GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
if james wants the 6th spot he must first defeat plauge in kumate kombat.
But James existed before Zack in the timeline.
William Gregor The timeline has been overlapped, Zach transcends time and space!
DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD james isnt in the zaibatsu because its not on the dreamcast.
*****
So does that mean that Liam will get stabbed multiple times by all the Zaibatsu while they're chanting "for the Vita".
James sounds like Liam speaking with an accent.
What if it is liam and its all a sham alumatatai conpermda
TheChasika I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONFUSED FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES BECAUSE OF THIS
Just when Mystery Box couldn't get any more surprising.
Mitch Gosser You thought you figured out the mystery, but you didn't win
Mitch Gosser They actually mention playing this game on the Arkham Knight one-off.
Pat's British accent is getting awful.
It's a "sod off shotgun" in Britain actually.
globox123456789 Good show to you sir, 1 plus to you old chap.
10/10, would chuckle again.
globox123456789 That was a right funny comment lad. Good show gentleman.
YOU THOUGHT JAMES WAS THE 5TH ZAIBATZU MEMBER, BUT NO, IT WAS ME, VINCE MCMAHON, ALL ALONG, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG, AUSTIN! THE ZAIBATZU BOUGHT IT! THE FANS BOUGHT IT! EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!
***** I missed you.
The Pickles IT WAS HIM, AUSTIN!
I BOUGHT IT HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER!
***** VINCE YOU NEED TO PUSH ME FOR SUMMERSLAM, YOU NEED TO MAKE ME LOOK STRONG OR YOU WILL KISS MY ASS AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BEACAUSE SLIFER875 SAID SO!
***** GUESS WHO'S BACK, FUCKERS?!
16:51 Holy shit, Woolie just went right in there with that joke lol
Ranmaru Richu I don't get it .___.
SerPinkKnight Search for COPS CRASH POOL PARTY in TH-cam
Ranmaru Richu so unacceptable, how could that happen.
Ranmaru Richu Savage AF
I know. That's why I love these guys.
Oh. And James seems cool to.
So James is basically the fifth member of the Zaibatsu now, yes? My fanfiction became real?
Zold - LP i recenzje gier (PC, PS2, PS3, PS4) I guess James murdered Plague and Max for that fifth spot.
Zold - LP i recenzje gier (PC, PS2, PS3, PS4) as of right now i think hes like liam when he made his debut, he comes out of his den every now and again, then scurries off into the darkness
Zold - LP i recenzje gier (PC, PS2, PS3, PS4) Maybe. I mean, mine came true. Liam is essentially my self-insert OC.
Bob McBob
So you're John Cena?
He can't be the fifth member. He is the fourth. Woolie is the fifth member. Barely.
Boy James Small sure sounds a lot like Liam doing a British accent instead of his real James Small voice face
***** If you want to see James Small's face face, watch their 2015 Sony E3 video on their website.
Edit: Changed 'channel' to 'website' Sorry everyone!
Commander_Ninja WHO"S CHANNEL!?!?!? I"VE BEEN DYING TO SEE THEIR REACTIONS DX
Tim G its on the tbfp website (where you get the podcasts) actually. No clue why it hasn't even been mentioned on their channel.
Yeah I honestly thought when he said "Woolie and James Small" he was just joking but then James talked and it threw me off so bad
Urban Chaos, or its alternate name "City Tour of Detroit"
PraiseTheSun20 ''city tour of detroit...before the attacks''
Swickful City tour of Detroit...on tuesdays.
Gorvar the Dinoman So, since James picked up a molotov seconds after going into the action, does it mean Detroit police is authorised to use molotov cocktails against criminals? . _.
Rafał Sacha BBQ'd or grilled, you are coming with me.
First gay marriage, now James Small has replaced Pat. What will the world think of next? :^)
ohperkele hey look channel 7 has gay flag on it. this game is quite topical
the only logical step is to legalize waifu marriage, i mean what else is there?
Knowing Pat, he'd probably rule with a rubber fist.
ohperkele woolie would like long hair girls and mmorpgs next
Omg shut up before the anti sjws show up with their misguided bullshit :')
I love how almost everyone of these Mystery Box videos end with them freaking out or just laughing a lot at whatever situation they end up in. It's just great.
We have to induct James into the Zaibatsu. Everyone, talk endless shit about him and form sturdy, long lasting lore that will blur the lines between fact and fiction.
It's the only way, really.
TheVader2 That's already the case. Pretty sure we had James lore before we had Woolie lore.
Worked for Woolie (andliamjustkindaappearedouttanowhere)
***** Liam actually appeared before Woolie was ever mentioned. He was in their MVC3 video.
vicepresidentfru1tly... Wait...ehhhhhh
No but real talk, technically speaking, Woolie was there the entire time with his "i passed down sex with two bisexuals for Mahvel"
"WE CAN MAKE FUN OF HIM ALL WE WANT BECAUSE JAMES SMALL WILL *NEVER* BE A GUEST ON THIS CHANNEL" - PAT
YET ANOTHER PROMISE BROKEN LIKE ALL THOSE PLAYTHROUGHS YOU WOULD "NEVER" DO
JAMES SMALL IN AN LP, GAYS BEING ALLOWED TO MARRY, CATS AND DOGS, LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA
Holy FUCK this brings back memories of watching 4 Player Podcast play this game. My god.
love_otter Ha! Same, I've still never played this first hand but all of Brad's hype has stayed strong with me for this game, I love how over the top it is.
He even screamed "FOR AMERICA" when he blew up that hostage taker! The parallels don't stop!
love_otter HOLY CRAP I REMEMBER TOO
wow haven't heard anyone mention 4PP since 2008. Brad was easily my favorite and one of the reasons why I enjoy 2BFs so much is because they were so similar. I wish they had more success on youtube.
dfg lmnop the bear from condemned. That whole video. I miss those guys, are they still around?
He said dreamcast and I completely lost my shit
This game was awesome. There is one part where you go over kill on a guy by unloading like 20 shotgun blasts into him as he falls over backwards off the building into a helicopters blades. It's basically every action cop movie the game. The final villain attacks you in your home in the last mission of the game when you think everything's over and you chase him across the rooftops to a slaughter house where you kill him by putting him onto a meat hook and he get hoisted off and carried away. And thats after you just saved the city from a nuclear bomb.
Urban Chaos and Zero Tolerance describe Woolie perfectly.
That ending with the obituary was great. It should have carried on, had you press X to pay respects at the funeral and then shown you a sad family dinner with an empty chair.
did Pat get absorbed by James Small? Is this their way of keeping the 'group' as 4 people they just absorb the weaker link?
Teh BrownieMixx Nah, they probably did a fusion dance to form a stronger being.
The woolie hole was inbetween the couch cushions.
Teh BrownieMixx They just shoved alot of Soma pills down his rage gullet, this is Calm Pat who for some reason sound British.
SolidMike84 Maybe that was Pat in that one video, not Liam with a british accent, maybe Pat's british accent still lingers.
Tsi Tsu Lingers in the cold, dark, FILTHY recesses of his mind, yeah?
James can be the Green Ranger.
and Plague can form the Psycho Rangers outta all the animators, it's perfect.
I really like this actor you hired to play the totally fake character you guys made up.
I always click on Mystery Box to watch the intro, and then just kinda wander off during the rest of the video
Oh my god the very first thing James said was about the Genesis, it's already everything I hoped it would be
Why is Pat suddenly British? Did his leprachaun family kidnap him and take him back to Northern Ireland?
I love this game, thank you guys for doing a episode on it and especially thank you for making it a Wolly episode :D
also I was one of those nobodies who played this games online Multiplayer back in the day, it had a fun rock paper scissor mechanic since both teams had usable shields but you got different weapons depending it you played T-zero or burner.
"Every T-Zero enforcer has what amounts to 'military status' - with upgraded weapons, like this HK SL8 for some reason, which is a civilian version of the HK G36."
But it looks so sleek and futuristic though so it's fine
Little did you know James Small appearing on a Zaibatsu video is one of the signs of the apocalypse. Next will be a plague of Never Dead videos and people collecting Dreamcast VMUs.
I genuinely thought it was Liam talking with an accent for a full thirty seconds.
Hearing James Small talk is hilarious. Because it brings all those flashbacks of Matt and Pat doing the British accent.
Its confirmed, Liam leveled up high enough to evolve into the form known as "James Small"
Now he will be calling his mom "mum" all the times.
ah my favorite team matt,woolie, and British liam.
British Liam = James Small. Less tentacle/hunting more tea/fifa.
The most incredible thing about James is that even when i hear his name, i imagine a man taller than Patt.
A man called James SMALL sounds taller than Patt.
16:51 almost made me choke on my burger. Damn you, Woolie.
Was I wrong in thinking that the whole Zaibatsu hated James Small? Or was that just Pat?
Gartender It was just ribs. Same way Matt and Pat rag on Woolie or how Matt and Liam rag on Pat.
I swear, these Mystery Box intros are the best.
There's gonna be a Syphon Filter Mystery Box were the gang just fries people extra crispy with the taser for 30 minutes.
1:26.
They are barely 2 minutes in, and the Dreamcast is mentioned.
I thought it would never be mentioned, and be the elephant in the room, or be screamed a dozen times right as the cameras rolled.
This game is legitimately good, I really hope they don't just ignorantly shit on it.
P.S The protagonist has the exact same name as the drummer for Pink Floyd.
Watering Can They don't shit on all the Mystery games. They did say when they started that not all games are going to be pure shite.
Watering Can You do Realize, James Small legitimately hates good games right?
***** I will freely admit it looks a bit cheesy and dated now, but I still feel like it holds up reasonably well. It is a forgotten game from my youth, so I have some nostalgic attachment to it.
So, maybe it's just me, but James Small sounds like what I would imagine Liam would sound like with a British accent.
Rewatching this video in 2020... BOY IS THIS GAME CURRENT!
Not 2 minutes in and James Small is already talking about the Dreamcast! They have not been exaggerating him!
Is that really the fabled James Small or just Liam doing an English accent¿
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If you want to see him, watch the Sony E3 vid on their webzone. ;)
Wow, Pat's really been improving on his British accent.
So is James a rising star now, because liam has been a star in rising form for so long, that the whole world should be his waifu when you think about it....
This was actually one of my favorite games growing up, still is. Hot damn.
I nominate James Small as the fifth friend. He basically already is but just hasn't been in any videos.
Guybrush Threepwood Zach is the fifth
Guybrush Threepwood
Damn it, I was hoping I could be the fifth friend.
Guybrush Threepwood Isn't Billy an honorary Best Friend too? He got promoted when he came back from 'Nam.
***** Billy is too much of a bad ass for them, he drive shame cars for a living and is fucking good at FF14
Guybrush Threepwood No way...Plague is.
Man, Pats british accent is getting really good
Now we need a full Small LP of this
I wounder how strong Jame Small's love for the dreamcast is.
Man James literally just sounds like a british Liam.
Okay, credit where credit is due. That door at 12:55 getting chopped open looked pretty good and was well animated.
The Boss, the Ginger, the Black Guy, the Princess and now the Brit.
The Zaibatsu's power grows daily.
This isn't Vexx.
Nurse Valentine Full LP or Bust!
The Pickles daves not here man. -_-
Nurse Valentine the timberdale (day) track for vexx was freaking amazing.
I love how James mentioned the 360's achievement and completely ignored the PS3's trophies.
When i heard the podcast i was thinking "yo, while james is out visiting, you guys should do a gameplay episode."
You're welcome for my empathic message.
I'm basically the male sailor mercury.
They finally got someone on the channel that's actually good at videogames. James Small for President!
With five best friends Pat will be able to stare at more things
Sir James
Crashes with Style!
You know this is gonna be good when the second they start, they immediately commit friendly fire. XD
Yeah! Lets Push James for Summerslam!
James Small sounds so similar to Liam that for a good few minutes I honestly thought he was Liam just putting on an English accent for some inexplicable reason.
i feel that each episode of the mystery box is actually just all of us going into the woolie hole just the tiniest bit.
Maximilian's probably sad he didn't get coronated as the fifth man.
Still, nice to see the Best Friends gang can now head into Survivor Series.
Holy crap James knows about zero tolerance?!? Why the fuck isn't he in the Zaibatsu! I loved that game as a kid!
Shotgun collected!
His absence was merely a delay 'til the time after Bloodborne ended
when the fans of the Zaibatsu would spill their own blood
but no one wanted to believe, believe he even existed...
I'm British and I feel a little bit freaked out about hearing a British accent on this channel. Never stop making fun of us.
Urban Chaos is actually kinda badass.
I have waited this game to be played for years on this channel.
I played the fucking shit out of the demo and loved it.
If I recall correctly, the pain ray Woolie's talking about is actually basically a directed microwave. Speaking of ridiculous weapons, the U.S. military once attempted to develop a bomb that would turn enemy combatants gay.
OH yeah, Inversion was the game that had that twist. I actually liked that when i heard about it. Cuz the scene where he finds the daughter exists in the game, as a minor detail that alot of people might not even think about. Im a sucker for small details that completely re-contextualize the characters and story. Its like what Heavy Rain tried to do, really really badly.
This is my favorite "I remember this game yet no one else seems to" game.
So when are they going to a Mystery Box episode with Inversion?
actually at the end of inversion, he talks about how he was there to see his friend go through with his revenge while monologuing about the daughter, while it has a cutaway scene to I think her arm sticking out from under rubble
This game is actually super legit. I played it all the time when I was younger, and I went back to play it recently and found it was just as fun. It's over the top as FUCK and it knows it.
I hope Matt was able to fit Woolie and the giant Sonic costume on his couch
James sounds like Liam turned British.
I always thought James Small was a mythical creature, like a British unicorn.
DAT OBITUARY MOMENT xD My sides are killin' me xD
Have we ever SEEN James Smalls and Liam in the same room together?
Guys, you need to formally adopt James Small.
Y'all's TV Tropes page is just frothing with anticipation at the prospect of having "Five Man Band" added to the list.
Oh, my. So, James Small was real all along?
zhazha23And here I thought it was just Liam speaking in a British accent this hole time.
He became real at the exact moment this video was published to the Internet.
JAMES!! I KEEP HEARING ABOUT HIM AND THERE IS FINALLY A VOICE TO THE NAME!!
He isn't there by choice. He was told that they'd be having a Sonic marathon.
I can't believe Super Best Friends are keeping James Small hostage.
17:05 Oh Shi- Woolie totally went there.
By increasing the number of Zaibatsu members they are increasing the possibility of a power struggle like the one in the Soviet Union during the 20s. But who will reign supreme?
James is the Shadow to Liam's Sonic. What's the connection? That's for you to decide.
For the longest time I thought James Small was just an urban legend, a myth that the Best Friends created but no he is actually real.
I love this game. Played it back in the day and had a lot of fun. Kinda want to play it again.
I think I might have played a demo of this included in the ps2 version of Hitman blood money
That awkward moment Woolie says one off while James Small is sitting right there...
goddamn, that fail state at the end really was just one picture short of a young son/daughter as far as 'trying to make you care'.
It even said 'a friend died'.
James is the British guy we need!
I love that this game is all about killing H20 Delirious and his gang of a million clones XD
Aw man they forgot about the gun twirl. Spinning the right stick will twirl your handgun, which makes your next kill a slow motion cut scene. ( you can also do it with any gun, but only twirls the handgun).
It's kinda broken as you can't be hit during the cut scene, so you can string them together and kill everyone.