I played Steam's Top 10 Worst Reviewed Farming Simulators... it was painful.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 มิ.ย. 2024
- I forced myself to play each of the top 10 lowest reviewed farming simulators on Steam for thirty minutes each, and then gave my thoughts. As a self-proclaimed Stardew Valley master, I thought it would be fun to try some real, big boy farming sims on Steam. But I wasn't ready.
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▶ CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro
0:44 Number 10. Farmer Life Simulator
3:29 Number 9. Farm Expert 2017
5:44 Number 8. Agricultural Simulator 2012
8:13 Number 7. Real Farm Gold Edition
9:41 Number 6. Wild Season Episode 1
10:26 Number 5. Pro Farm Manager
12:35 Number 4. Agricultural Simulator 2013
15:42 Number 3. Agricultural Simulator Historical Farming
17:33 Number 2. VEGTERIA
20:02 Number 1. Age of Farming
22:32 Final Rankings
23:58 Pantheon of God Gamers
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The fact that three of these games were made by the same people that made what Markiplier played as “The Worst Game On Steam” makes this so much better
I wonder which three 🤔
What's a markiplier
@@cameronstrouth7614 A very popular youtuber
@@cameronstrouth7614 markiplying is like 2x2=4
@@cameronstrouth7614 are you being fr or joking?
On the bright side, several of these did extremely well in the crashing simulator genre.
My only problem with the crashing genre is that it's too realistic now, I miss the old days, where I could simulate crashes without actually restarting my game.
beamng drive beats them all by a mile
Both crashing cars and crashing to desktop
@@adamnielson42 the solution is simple! Just use a real car
(Extra lives necessary)
Broken game simulator💯💯💯
Pro Tip: the key to success in Vegtaria is to double your income by equipping Fragile Greed.
But buying it though
Let's take a moment to appreciate Steam's refund feature for funding these videos🙏🙏
The most accurate part of all of the games is when you softlock because of money , just like real life .
I remember playing Agricultural simulator 2012, and the strat me and my bro found were "buy rabbits, feed them hay, wait a few days, sell them in 3 days and sell them." This meant we could buy the rabbits with 8 dollars and then sell them for 45.
If I remember you could actually farm in that game, it just didn't make almost any money. Farming simulator games are just so much better, I still hope I could play them on my computer without the "check the disk product", which didn't really work.
Farming Simulator and Euro Truck Simulator are pretty much the perfect examples on how to do job simulators right. Sure, they are niche games, but they work and do a great job at simulating the promised profession.
But they are the golden top on an iceberg of turd. There are so many incredibly janky, incredibly buggy, incredibly bad and unfun job simulator games. And yes, most of them use that particular font. Usually in italics and in white.
What do you mean check the disk
Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of steam, localised entirely in the ground?
Yes
@@analool8018 can I see it?
@@DJMcFlintyNo
@@DJMcFlinty no.
@@DJMcFlinty no
please keep doing these top 10 worst reviewed games of some genre videos, they're very enjoyable
Fr, had a great time watching this
I had a supermarket ad before this video and it took me a solid 40 seconds to realize the ad’s audio hadn’t glitched out and that was in fact the real video intro
I actually really like this video format. It's interesting and fun to watch! And also funny to see fire struggling with the games 😂
Zote precept number 403: 'It aint much but it's honest work'
Get this man silksong before he goes completely out of his mind...
The Stardew Valley music juxtaposed with these games is something out of a fever dream.
The farmer's empty stare Will haunt my nightmares tonight
I love how Zote is actually a farmer now 😂
I never understand how does people have the guts to put such things on stores to sell, but damn, is it funny to watch people playing
I paid to have a new building built to use as a workshop a couple months ago. Sure enough, it slowly rose out of the ground. That’s just how it works man
I'd be rich if i gained a dollar everytime fire said the word crashed
You'd have 27 dollars
Deleting the silo is such a classic beginner mistake
This is unironically one of the funniest videos I've watched in my life. Great work, fire!
Bro is getting better and better at making this videos
Post-apocalyptic Vegteria made me laugh lmao why does it look like that 😂 Great video! and the Stardew OST is just perfect 👌
It's clear they purchased an apocalypse/zombie map asset pack and just modified it slightly to make a farming game in the aftermath of Stardew's meteoric success.
Just a regular old Eastern European countryside lmao
Looks a bit like someone mixed Stalker and DayZ with My Summer Car and then threw it into Unity.
I could just be too tired from work, but the end ranking system confused me until halfway through the segment, I wasn't sure if #1 meant the worst of 10, or if it would mean the *best* of the worst 10, until you outlined it explicitly. An odd topic I was glued to the screen for lol
just the intro is an 11/10 for me
are we human
or are we farmer?
my truck is haunted
i have no crates
This series is amazing tooking forward to your next one as always!
21:09 The way you say "It felt like it was my birthday" made me start cracking up
This was weirdly entertaining, deserves more views lol
Shoulda named the video "I softlocked myself in these farming games"
Just found your page and I was hoping the voice in the intro was you so much lmao, still worth a subscribe
Vegtaria simulates the most common experience of running.a vegetable stand, being unable to make ends meet and going out of business.
Alright now seeing the thumbnail if we don't get a Zote farming simulator we riot
the stardew music in the background is so perfect
A pity you missed out on Farming World. It's like if you took SimFarm for mobile devices, removed all of the fun and the charm, ported it to PC, and then removed all microtransactions without balancing the game to compensate for the lack of 'pay to win' mechanics. Oh, and add in a lot of spreadsheets without giving the player any context for what the numbers mean.
Edit: Also, you missed out on driving a truck in Agricultural Simulator 2013. Bumps will occasionally send you flying off into orbit, and sometimes your truck doesn't have a top speed, so you'll be able to accelerate to ludicrous speeds (until you hit a bump, upon which the game crashes).
That is definetly how farming works. I know, my uncle is a farmer.
Is your uncle crashing every 2 minutes ?
@@yanismonville6070 Unfortunately yes, it is really becoming a problem with farmers.
@@CatsT.MHave you tried rebooting him?
@@AliceErishech Of course. Annoyingly it happens a lot and someone always has to be there to reboot him.
This is a fun series, thanks dude
It's not just fertilizer, it's "FERTALIZER".
Truly incredible. I am literally shaking and crying right now.
I don't think I've laughed more at a video intro than this one... damn that beautiful.
Don't get your hopes up about Wild Season Ep. 2. It wasn't even supposed to be episodic in the first place. Then the devs dropped off the face of the Earth without any warning. No way Ep. 2 is ever happening.
wait then if the devs disappeared why is it axtually called ep.1 in tge title im confused
unless its a publisher thing
@@sollumi3014 Nope, no publisher, just them. They changed it to episodic claiming it was necessary for the project to be finished , citing several reasons, including money (even though it was already available for purchase as early access). It was after that updates and communications slowed down massively and eventually stopped.
No silk to song, no field to farm, no silkposts to cry suffering
11:52 I tried to plow but couldn't figure out how to plow while in actions plow is clearly listed
Play the top ten best farming games next!
18:21 Lmao "Pumbkin"
Love this series !
As a fan of farming simulator and having played them since fs13, seeing these gave me both a headache and a good laugh😂, love the vid
Love this new series 😂
This was fun, More please :)
Even the godgamer himself is desparate for Silksong content, I see
You talk about these games in the same way someone might talk about a ghost story
The first game I ever bought on steam was Agriculture Simulator 2011
The truck thinks it's a stolen Skyrim horse
17:50 'post apocalyptic'? thats just what rural america looks like
Menu reminded me of dwarf fortress, ouch that was almost uncalled for!
Almost.
this tumbnail is god tier :)
The stardew valley music 😂
i played agricultural simulator 2012 and 2013 along with historical farmer and i had issues with crashing on all of them aswell
man this game was really cool to me at the time i would consider farming simulator 2013 better then these
its almost like the code was horribly rushed or the lack of bug fixes cause the crashes
Dead animals and an empty bank account are pretty on point for farming lol
Dude i love the thumbnail
The intro is awesome
Dude 11:48
The plow option was the 3rd last one from the bottom
Enter the key on the back of the manual? What year is it?!
"It's like earth decided to become aurora borealis."
Beautiful.
I love how Agricultural Simulator doesn‘t even try to hide the fact that it‘s straight up a bad FS ripoff
The stardew music at the start was perfect lmao💀
Why was I so focused on that for 20 minutes lol
Listening to this while playing stardew is peak comedy.
This takes me back to my family's "shitty $6 shovelware we found on Amazon" phase, and more specifically, Alice Greenfingers. It wasn't the worst out there, but it sure as hell wasn't the best.
I'd have to disagree with "Alice Greenfingers" here with you, buddy. :D This was the Stardew Valley of the 2000s on the then-iconic WildTangent, pixel graphics and all, and to this day I'll always prefer the two games over that other indie conspiracy, such a cute series.
I enjoyed this video, but it felt like the games didn't get enough time devoted to them...not that I can blame anyone for wanting to limit their exposure as much as possible, but it felt like there was horror/gameplay left to "discover."
How did you manage to softlock yourself so many times??? lmao im dying 😂
Thank you for your service/sacrifice. And I thought Farming Simulator 2013 was rough...
Vegteria: the fetch quest simulator.
That truck 360 😂😂😂
The « agricultural simulator » arc is the funniest shit i have seen in a while
I like farming simulators. Surprisingly, there were a lot of original ideas in these games. I can’t think of a popular farming sim that uses tractors and cars, and here you have different levels on them (crappy tractor to effective big one). You usually don’t go to a farmer’s market and it could be cool to have more of that selling the produce aspect in games.
And…
That’s about it really.
Farm sim has cars and tractors (and everything else that can go into it with mods) and is the only good farming simulator if we are talking about realistic ones. 22 the latest one has a lot more of product delivery aswell with the whole productions system. I
When all your game is a bug, the debug feature becomes the game.
I honestly think that Farmer Life Simulator seems kinda funny to play for a two or three days, the rest just seem a bit hollow, the kind of game you play for some minutes to never ever think about again
Kept trying to play Real Farming on console. Get so far and locks up..even after gold update. Pure Farming is a good one.
Well wild season.... Still sad it's dead due missmanagement. Story was interesting and it was fun for what it was.
What is wrong with the bricks at 16:35?
This should be a john deere commercial
Who would've thought every Chinese knock-off would be garbage.
The fact that the thumbnail review is a haiku holy shit.
Out of pocket but GTA 6 thinking it's going to take long to come out..
Silk song: am I a joke to you
Listen fireborn there is a good farming game out there that every single 40 year old knows its called Hay Day now that's some amazing content 😂
What do you mean the menus reminded you of dwarf fortress? DF's menus are clear, readable, do what they say, and are mostly compact.
I believe I was referring to the fact that the game is played through menus with a large variety of options.
I'm literally crying. I can't with these games and fire talking over how bad they are 😆
Some of these sound like really good ideas. I like the idea of Vegteria, but obviously it doesn't work.
your issue with Agriculture sim 13 was not usual game do not crash like that and i played on a lot different hardware in it. its so good game when it works fine. you need to fix your pc or use revers compatibylity left click icon in windows and run as win 7
😂 its a dogshit old game, that doesnt mean something is wrong with his pc
realy good video
I honestly can’t understand how someone could not only put something like “that” on Steam but then also the audacity to charge!! 😅
Don’t the devs have self-respect or the want to produce high quality work? It’s a poor reflection.
Let's gooooo new fireborn video !!!
'Jacked 30 year old dude-bro' 😂
You may want to try My Summer Car. It is... unique...
Is that Stardew music in the background?
2000 invisible rabbits*
😂
you thro the entire plant away even tho the tomatoes can still grrow on it 1:17
waiting for someone to make a hollow knight farming simulator fan game
fireborn most definitely has atleast 5 bitcoin miners on his pc after this video
If only Unity would have kept the new payment policy.... This stuff....
Wouldn't reach the threshold anyway.
Drat
I thought i had a good idea