Bertcast # 390 - Taylor Tomlinson & ME
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Today I sit down with Taylor Tomlinson to talk about her new Netflix special, bad strippers, OCD, Dad bods, and much more!
Taylor’s Brand new special "Quarter Life Crisis" is streaming now on Netflix! Go watch it!
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Yo Bert, serious observation here...compare your arm rest and comfort level sitting on the couch to your guest chair... need to step up that guest comfort level bruh
Yeah he can add a black leather couch in the corner for these interview.
Horrible chair.
Move that damn 98% nude picture in the back good god
I mean, she also has to pretend his jokes are funny, so it's fitting.
At least get a chair with some arm rests, ffs. How uncomfortable to try and figure out what to do with your arms for 2 hours.
The Burt nude in background caused me to seek therapy
It reminds me of the scene from the Titanic but not the same at all.
It’s weird when homosexuality sneaks up on you like that isn’t it.
I kid of course
Totally Bored - no homo! Oh wait .....does being a woman looking at a naked man indicate homosexuality? I supposed it does .
ah yes, the pain of desires unfulfilled ;D
I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out! Thanks a lot🙈 Apparently my brain was protecting me from seeing it. Lol
"Dustin N------son"
"Wait what's his nane?"
"Dustin Nickerson"
And 😂
Got a chance to see him open for her a couple weekends ago in Iowa!! He's very funny!!
I really appreciate how down to earth she is about everything. She's very much a real person behind the fame.
You know she's "real" bc of way she acted on a podcast??!! Just like Bert and Segura said on JRE, "nobody is ever their real selves, when on a podcast. Bc nobody could be 100% honest, when a mic and video camera is put in front of their face with million viewers watching"
Cody Sipsy i wish her act was more like this interview, i hate it when comedians sound completely different off stage and on. just talk bitch, were not 5 years old... we don’t need voices.
Taylor looks like she could definitely play a younger version of Elliot Reed (Sarah Chalke) from the show Scrubs
I cant do this aaaaaalll on myyyyyyy own
Scrubs was the best
Damn, good call
YES thank you that is totally who she reminds me of!
Wow yes! I was trying to figure out who she reminds me of. She could be her daughter!
I like others want to say thank you. Because it's been annoying me for months.
I first saw her in Minneapolis on the "Conan and Friends" tour. She KILLED it and brought the house down. The only person on the tour to be funnier than Conan. Looking forward to her getting bigger in the scene.
Dude she's the best potential I've seen in comedy in over a decade. It's killing me that so many comics keep trying to use her and taint her. Conan is the best for her. Hope he protects her from the Whitney's and Bert's.
Sam shot out of his league. She's amazing.
Loved her Netflix special. So Funny. What a great comedian.
Patrick Wong whats to love, the fake voice she uses, the way she talks down to the audience, 1985 called and wants it’s horribly cliche act back.
@@spacemonkey6070 she's funnier than Rogan
amanda cHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU are funnier than both of them AHAHA
@@spacemonkey6070 .......WROOOOONG
She is one of the best of the new gen of comics. Bert is weird af.
Looooooved the special. Taylor is amazing.
She definitely killed this one. Her first prime time seemed a little off in that she looked like she was struggling through a bit, but she brought it back. This one was 100% pro comedy. 💯
it was just refreshing hearing REAL JOKES. I was just getting tired of feminism pandering. And god damn I knew she'd do well but she legit is such a breath of fresh air.
Hope the pace-maker is doing you good bert! Get well soon! 🏥🚑💉
I really like how Bert's face keeps getting bigger. It makes his eyes look very tiny in comparison. Keep it high and tight.
Dude Bert is like anti Whitney Cummings. He's a hoot.
Is he trying to be the first human bobble head?
This podcast was actually really fucking solid! Really enjoyed listening to it
oh and not to leave Taylor Tomlinson out....I watched some clips from the Netflix special because I saw someone post a tiktok excerpt and one thing about Taylor is her excellent facial expressions lol...just her facial expressions makes me want to crack up!!!
I heard the same thing when she first said “Dustin Nickerson”. she must of been thinking about the New York Knick’s lol
I thought the same thing lol
"Wait. What's his name??" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
JR Grande I came to the comment section to find this comment and it was the first comment. I heard the same thing too.
Bret heard it too and immediately stopped her and had her clarify.
Welcome to my life
Taylor is a really FUN comedian.. Her voice makes me smile. Loved the podcast
Bert "i drank way to much last night" kreischer
My favorite comedian ever.....right now lol so funny and gorgeous! Woman cracks me up!
Bert please give your guests better seats, you’re sitting on a couch and they’re on a decorative chair. Also, please wash your feet.
Smack dab at 1:00:00 oh man so problematic hahahahahaha I love Bert to death but -buddy, you do your entire set without a shirt 😂😭 YOU "don't have any idea of the appropriate amount of clothing's that should cover the body"
I love this and you so much lmao
My favorite male and female comedians together why have I not seen this sooner?
Almost funny how Bert never makes the connection that his drinking worsens his anxiety
Just found this. Two of my favorite comics in a podcast sign me up.
She is so cute
I paused the video and watched her show. She is super funny! Loved it!
Love her special! Thanks for having so many comics on your podcast. I throughly enjoy the exposure you bring to comedy.
Ugh. This was beyond frustrating to watch/listen to. Taylor is one of my favorite comedians working today, but it's unbearable how much Bert interrupts her. I love Bert as a standup and as a person, but Jesus, dude!! She kept starting all these stories I wanted to listen to and then you'd interrupt her and ask her about something else.
Welcome to every Bertcast ever. He does it to Burr too on the Bill Bert Podcast. So annoying! Also can't stand how many times he says "100 fucking percent!" in every podcast.
Whitney Cummings interview with Taylor was more interactive and collaborative. You may want to check that out.
@@deannad9105 Yeah! It was really good!! Was cool to hear hee open up about her break up more too.
FACTS!!!
Both new specials are amazing (Bert and Taylor)!
Bert starts almost very sentence with an
"I ______"
Big fan of Bert! Loved Taylor's special on Netflix! After this interview I took the initiative to check out Sam Morril... no disappointment. Sam is hilarious. Probably would not have checked him out if not for this interview. Can't wait for lockdown to be over and to catch some of your new material. Be safe!
1:34:35 bert heard exactly what we all heard
😂😂😂
bert interupts every 2nd sentence with "I ......" ffs, Bert.
SpaghettiSauce . Every episode. It’s Bert Bert Bert
Taylor's special killed me, watching it again today
Hang in there, I've called thé police for you. They werent convinced she'd murdered you but they're on their way to get a statement. She's probably already in cuffs on the way to thé station.
We can't have all thèse funny people going round killing people, it's just not right.
Thankyou for speaking out against it. Fuckin' funny murderous people, just as Bad as thé ones who just Say weird stuff.
Honestly? Listening to this I’m just so straight up respectful of Bert being the kind of person who’s trying to constantly be a better person. He really seems like the kind of person who just want to be the best human he can be.
He seems like a ball of red flags to me. Kinda surprised he has fans who seem to just ignore the signs.
@@lifeunderthestarstv . A ball of flags? That would be all spikey and angular, it could'nt be a ball. Bert is more like a bag of différent sized balls, and thé colours are irrelevant, cos you can't see them. Even his arms and legs don't look like flags and he's more pink than red...maybe even white...his face is thé only bit that seems a BIT red, but not much. Anyway, what's that got to do with anything ???🤔
You just can't have a "ball of flags", it doesn't make sense.
@@lifeunderthestarstv . What do you mean?
Love the guy but he interrupts people on his podcast too much to talk about himself. He probably doesn't even realize it but he must talk 70% of the time on these podcasts.
I love her, she's so talented. Glad these two are friends!
I binge watch Netflix specials all the time. It’s my favorite past time. 🤣😇😂
i love love LOVE their rapport. can't believe two and a half hours went by (snaps) just like that.
Taylor’s special was great, I was there for the late show taping! #razitup
Mystery solved on LeeAnn's new rockin body
"We're all just walking around being the people we thought we were when we were 12, that we never got out of."
Which one, it doesn't matter. That happened to me almost exactly. I have been married to her for 14 years.
The question isn't whether or not Bert sniffed her chair after this podcast...the question is...how long did he sniff it for?
I hope not.. She looks like an older version of Georgia to me lol.... i hope that would be a turn off for the big boy
@@asausel georgia is a country now?
@@asausel 💡
Definitely said, "NidoubleG-hard-ERson"
Get well soon Bart.
Bert you are a hilarious smart comic maybe in the beginning of your career you needed to take off your shirt and drink to excess to think you were funny but now you know you’re funny you can do whatever you want. I used to get fucked up every night in my 20’s and30’s .love your comedy anyway. Carpenter in South Texas
Love Taylor! Her special is hilarious. I like Bert & his comedy...most of the time. But if he’s so concerned about people’s opinions on his shirt, he could just stop taking it off, right?!
Bert’s knocking ugly girls for dressing inappropriately & admits that if they were hot he wouldn’t care, yet he takes his shirt off all the f*cking time!?! & why is Chris D’elia getting away with what he did? Because he’s considered hot (I don’t find him attractive)? It’s like everyone has just forgotten that he was grooming teen girls.
The word of the day is... Aggressive. Taylor's new special is awesome! I'm going to watch Bert's today! Love you guys!
I watched the bear story with my father and we’ve never laughed so hard.
pretty girl on the podcast ...
Every podcast I see Bert in he is always barefoot
Ronnie 5151 and you know that floor isn’t the cleanest
1:34:39 Bert - "Wait... what's his name?"
I love Bert and think he's hilarious but is anyone else noticing how agressively pale/white his feet are. Throwing me off.
Just say what you're trying to say.
Most people’s feet are less tan than the rest of their body because of you know .... socks.... dumbass
@@DrDANKize Bert. Socks. Pick one.
@@marios23apoel lol, true
Became a fan of Taylor after her being on Whitney Cummings's podcast, gonna go watch the special now!
Oh bert... you're losing me....you are fascinated by the Paul brothers... I... I... can't.
I'm ambitious af but I love being at home too. What can I say, I'm stay at home dad material.
Bert, love you, stop drinking. You're blacking out around your kids. People are going to get hurt.
Thanks for saying that. Got a bit of a cringe vibe from that too. All love, but maybe cut back. I don't know the man but same thought ran through my mind.
I can't believe it's been 2 years I just watched her 22 special last night
I just watched her Netflix special last night. She is o great.
Bert. Please, tell me you have your blood pressure controlled?
Have you had a complete heart health check? At an actual heart/cardiovascular/lung clinic?
The world needs you.
Your beautiful family needs you.
BTW: Can’t thank you enough for that ad testimonial on the cordless massager. My husband has horrible random pain from sciatica and blowing out his back while deployed to the desert. He actually had some relief and better mobility. Best of all he got some real sleep!
So thank you!
When two of your favorite comics are on you tube together during a pandemic - PRICELESS! Too soon? Be well all
Notice how much bert touches his face.
Just watched her special. She should be famouser
More famous... Fyi, she needs to be more famous.
I’m not looking at that painting anymore. I’m leaving.
Taylor said fuck yo couch Bert dug her shoes all in
If Bert had a panic attack every time he went scuba diving and hated it why did he keep scuba diving 😂
“ I Love Cheating, it’s so much fun” Kreischer
He said it so proud too
😂
Lol
I just wanna thank Taylor for telling us the secret to get a girl to sleep with you in her Netflix special
If you didn't know that before you clearly don't know anything about women. Stop trying so hard and they will want you to want them.
Bro I'm 15 😂
Christoper Olson Woooosh on you bud
Why did it sound like Morris Day until he said BigBoy from outcast.
O e o e o
@@FistyClown My jungle love...
Shes amazing 🙌
Great special, just watched it.
Nope society is taking the pro LGBTQ awareness too far. Obviously no one should be discriminated against but the LGBTQ community shouldn't be so protected to the point where people can be canceled over jokes. As long as I'm not hurting anyone I should have the freedom to not agree with the LGBTQ community.
Jim White it’s not just the LGBTQ. It’s literally the entire left lol
This whole cancel culture and call out culture stuff is disgusting.
Notice how it’s always the ones who are fat and have the shittiest personalities too? Always. Every single damn time.
I follow Taylor on every platform and am just realizing she's pretty lol
She's objectively funny, I can guarantee anyone who enjoys comedy can like AT LEAST one of her bits. I hate how often I see men commenting on her looks first, and insinuate that it makes her funnier/one of the reasons she's funny. It's kind of misogynistic
16:30, do you have any Nutcracker jokes?
28:03 - tell me something new Bert 🤣
Big fan of Taylor. I try and watch everything online she's does. Her Netflix special is great. People leaving negative comments about Bert don't know his standup or that he has A.D.D. that's just part of his personality.
He also wears cool hats and doesn’t hit women
"get me in the water so I don't get hit by lightning."
Stop with the nose
what happenned to the glasses joke from the begginning.
49:40
Ghosts say boo because its latin for "I alarm/ I'm alarming" or something along those lines
click anywhere on this video and its just him talking. i hate when he goes full narcist. its embarrassing and this girl lost interest after 10 min.
Fast forward to about 40 minutes to hear Taylor actually speak are than one sentence for he first time.
Bert "old brecht" Kreischer starts telling his glasses joke 1:30 in, attempts to go back to it a couple of times before his brain interrupts him and he digresses again. I'm 20 minutes in. Does he ever actually tell the joke that he made sure to point out he was going to return to?
Jesus Bert, I can handle your feet being out, but for the love of god don't curl your toes!
Bert for president, we want THE MACHINE in the white house!
Marcus Simões would be great for US and Russia relations. 😆
@@steviesmiler #themachineforpresident!
1:15:47, probably the lying one.
Just saw Taylor's special shared it with all my friends. Its awesome!
Hahaha, Bert having a minor aneurysm when she said Dustin's last name made my day...
Timestamp?
I'm here watching because of Burt and Tom's special, began watching Burts podcast, heard him talking about when you were on the road with him and how much he respects you. Would have never watched your special if I wasn't binging stand-up specials.
Bert, similar to R.J. Chaiser?
He fucked up under me on the elementary school playground of Birchwood elementary school one night, possibly morning...
Similar to Pam and Terri's dad Richard Fonda...
Can't exactly say I'd do my step mother Pam's dad as that would enter a completely different dynamic to this circus...
Pam? Terri?
Comments from my step mother and her sister (my Auntie)?
Like this story wasn't f'ed enough, huh Pam?
What kind of inbreeding dynamic have we created?
Not being negative on the family connection, just waiting for my turn 😊
Hey Bert that was me last night pre show when you hopped off the bus with the hotel towels..but I own a full video and audio recording studio and opening a new nightclub gaming arena but my true passion is a podcast just like you have!! Please let me know if perhaps I could hire you for an episode so I too can have a bus with my name lol
P.s. I know how hard you work to earn that bus that was a joke lol well more a dream butttt thanks MACHINEEE
52:28, they were not all places.
you guys match so well, should do another podcast in a couple months!
7:06, jealous is fiercely protective and vigilant over people's rights and possessions
"I jealous of that surfer guy".......classic! :)
You know what gets a shy person out of their shell? A bad friend.
1:11:34, wow, what's that like?
Didn't know you guys knew each other. This is a fantastic podcast.
Seriously? Bert is one of the reasons she is where she is today, he took her on tour with him.
Only knew about her from FB clips. I've listened and watched Bert for years, but never live. In North Dakota, doncha know. He doesn't come around here. Hoping his tour date in May holds for Fargo ND. 🤘🤘🤘
@Bert - I found your redemption joke in this same episode... In the earlier part, where you talked about Joe Rogan telling you not to use the "I wonder what kind of wife I would've gotten without technology" joke because it puts you in a bad light, I feel that you can totally use that joke as long as you redeem yourself afterwards. Your redemption would be signing your wife up for Tinder to read what other guys would do to her.
Bert, I think you are awesome. I don't think you are a racist at all. Last time you had Taylor on, you were telling a story about how when you would go to clubs, the comedy club seasoned guy (especially the black guys) would give you the hardest time because they were threatened and didn't think you deserved the spotlight. I am black and I completely understood what you were trying to say. I think that the way people skim, opine, then vomit criticism online has a way of reading you wrong primarily because it gives them the attention they seek. Don't read your critics my dude. You are an awesome comedian. Don't let them in your head. You sound like the type of person who is in your head enough, you don't need trolls shaking you down too.
Who is this podcast about? Because the focus seemed like it was about Taylor but all she did was sit and say uh huh and noded her head. DUDE STOP TALKING
Taylor tomlinson and whitney cummins are such beautiful funny amazing women. And I watch everything they are in or do they understand life.
The comedy reviewers who write articles usually live in ultra progressive bubbles which automatically undercuts their ability to appreciate humour. Thank god for the internet so they’re not the gate keepers anymore!
Hey Bert, can you just STFU when your guests are telling their stories? maybe at least let them get through one thought before you hamfist your way into their thought and derail the whole thing? Thanks bud! Big fan, love the show!