Fun fact: in the book of Purgatory, Dante implies he himself will end up on the ledge that punishes people who were arrogant in life. So, he not only was full of himself, he happily embraced it
I thought of that too...he is narcissistic, judgemental, lacks true empathy to be honest...he only sympathizes with anyone who is from Rome, not even Italians in general 😂 or famous philosophers from ancient greece...who are still in hell.
@@jeffreyphillip936 no, he says he'll pass a lot of time in the frame of Pride in Purgatory The idea is that Purgatory is a temporary penitence for virtuous souls that aren't ready for Heaven when they die.
@@jeffreyphillip936 nope, not hell, he's too good for that. Guess he figured putting himself in heaven would've been a little too on the nose, so he settled for purgatory instead, which has ledges to climb to since it's a mountain
I can't lie, Satan being a 3-headed mountain sized monster chewing on the 3 biggest sinners of all time has got to be the best character design I've ever seen.
I'm currently studying Dante in college and what i got from Inferno is that it's 70% political symbolism, 10% religious beliefs and 20% virgin Dante vs. Gigachad Virgil
Audible has a great set of lectures on The Divine Comedy. Goes through the history of the period and the wider political system. Given by William R Cook and Ronald B Herzman. 8Hrs but worth it. Might be able to grab it on a trial of Audible and then cancel it?
I love how while he's in the middle of hell he still takes the time to diss other cities in the real world. Like "yeah this is hell but you know what's worse? Los Angeles."
if you only knew, we have slurs for people from the other city, we dont have salt in our bread because of fucking pisa, we used to go to war over the most random bullshit
This story would be a great concept for a story driven narrative game you are Dante wandering through hell progressively falling deeper into hell until you reach the center of hell and make your way all the way to paradise
I love that a part of this story involves Dante meeting his favorite writers and being like "Oh my god. I'm a big fan. You guys are the shit." and they're like "No, Dante. YOU are the shit. Alright, see ya later!"
dantes inferno is basically just dante: dang this guy is getting his ballsack crushed for eternity, thats not epic virgil: this is the man who ate your sandwich dante: he deserves it
>went down to hell >walks on the river and pushes everyone back to make an epic entrance >blasted the city gate with a single tap >threatens every fallen angel who wants to interfere >refuses to elaborate further >leaves
I was thinking about that a bit. If the interiors are LEAD, that shit is stupidly heavy, hence lead pipe being a long running murder weapon in Clue. Depending on how those coats are constructed, they're possibly marching around in a manner where breathing would be next to impossible while being completely encumbered. (Not to mention what that would do to the shoulders the weight is draped over.) Worse than perma-roast, unlikely. Still not the best day in the afterlife to have.
@@jasonrhome710 ironically, a lead pipe is one of the least deadly weapons every. you can punch a hole through lead, you can bend it, rip it with your bare hands even, lead is incredibly malleable. the solid lead you see isn't actually solid lead, it'll be a lead alloy but that also means you could mold the lead into a support system that you could lean back on while standing - the only way it would be heavy enough as pure lead would be if there's a lot of it, like inches thick all over - but lead being incredibly malleable means an inch think can be spread millimeters thin under enough pressure (less pressure the hotter it is...) you could build a lot outta that coat
I swear Dante is that one kid you accidentally pushed in line and he kept threatening to get you back. So a few years later, he puts you in the 9th circle of hell in his poem.
Writer: Dante... Main Character: Dante... Most of the named people in hell: People Dante liked, who talk highly of Dante...or people he disliked in real life suffering... Self insert fanfic?: Yes. Definitely.
as someone who lives in Pisa i can tell you that despite many centurys have past people form Florance and other big citys in Tuscany still playfully hate Pisa and make similar jokes
The idea of Dante having a personal experience with tax collectors and aggressively writing them into the deeper parts of hell in his fanfic makes me laugh
I always appreciate that deliberate, 1 second pause between “as always,” and “thank you for watching.” It makes me feel genuinely appreciated. Thank you wendigoon!
- Writes about real people from his life to vindictively punish them within the story - Writes about his idols showering him with adoration - Puts fictional characters on the same level of reality as real people Dante was definitely one of CWC's previous lives
this entire video makes me laugh no matter how many times i watch. dante laying on his bed with his pen, angrily writing, "and this stupid dumb idiot who called me ugly is now burning in hell. also virgil loves me and thinks im awesome and hot and muscular"
@@Chillerll But the thing is those travellers either thought what they saw or experienced were actual monsters because of the gap in knowledge back then where they would attribute any unusual encounters with monsters, or they were half truths that are exaggerated to all hell and are presented as actual truth, The Divine Comedy isn't like this because it does not make any effort in presenting that it actually happened nor was Dante himself testifying what he wrote was true, it was still fiction when 'fiction' wasn't an established term
@@c731-enfiwhilst this may be true, Dante still wasn’t an originator of the self insert, as most medieval works either talk of generic knights, the round table, the fae, or (and this is the relevant one) stories that revolve around the person’s very fictional adventures with a religious character. This is not to say the divine comedy is bad, it’s actually completely amazing and very innovative, but the fact that it was a self insert fanfic isn’t the innovative part. Hope this helps. \(^o^)/
@@claytonkickflip7595 Yeah, Wendigoon explained that in the video. I'm just saying that the context of the word "comedy" today still fits with the story of Dante's Inferno due to how hilarious Dante talks to the souls.
I absolutely adore the mental image of vergil and dante walking thru hell Blues Brothers style and going "we're on a mission from god" at every inconvenience and roadblock just as they do. The OG blues brothers
Wendigon I'm an English teacher in Chesapeake, Virginia. I was introducing The Inferno to my 27 seniors, and one of them told me about this video. She had just watched it a few days ago. We spent the last several days watching it, and WOW did it help prepare us for reading. AWESOME AWESOME work! Thanks for sharing!
It must be pride circle in general. Just imagine someone who you adored insulting the shit out of you in the most gruesome, creative, awesome, but hurtsome way there can be. And whenever you speak up to them, your tongue gets cut out, to regenerate back until next time you speak up, and so on.
I absolutely love this . I watched all 3 . Then started over. I love the transformation in your reference for Dante the writer , you can really tell you read these one at a time and then did the videos ( which is awesome) , because the first one you’ve got a lot of jokes and don’t seem to have a lot of reverence for Dante , then by the end of purgatory your tone for the man has changed greatly and you can’t hold back tears. What a journey you had too! Amazing it’s kinda all set up that way . Fantastic job !
Sinner: "I am literally in the most pain a human being can experience right now, and I will be until the end of ti-" Dante: "So what about Florence though, you heard anything juicy about Florence recently?"
I love how Dante, traveling through the Circle of _Betrayal,_ agrees to help a guy and then after finding out you can get sent to this place immediately without dying if you commit a terrible sin, proceeds to _betray_ the guy by not helping him. The balls on this guy!
It's ok, *DANTE* is on a holy mission from *GOD* so that's how you know it's ok, God said Dante is *cool* not like those *other* traitors and hypocrites, and if Dante says God says that Dante is cool than you *KNOW* it has to be true! And if you *DON'T* agree than guess what kiddo? You're gonna be in hell! Alongside alllll the other meanies that made fun of him!
@@nananamamana3591Dante is that guy at work who's always doing the things you get in trouble for but no one ever said anything about it because he's tight with one of the managers
Imagine if this happened in modern times and you’re a dead soul and you see a living soul come up to you through unknown means and just being like “yo what’s going on in Cleveland?”
Dante’s comments about Pisa and Genoa make me realize how timeless of a tradition it is to dunk on nearby cities for no reason. Like I can already hear a New Yorker walking through hell and passing the frozen damned souls and being like, fuckin jersey amirite
“and this guy from new brunswick tried to charge $10 for a bacon egg and cheese, can you believe it? anyway he’s a tree now watch me break off his arm.”
Bro it's been like 800 years and they are still beefing 💀 When I tell you there's a story that says that Florentine bread is unsalted because Pisani were the ones selling the salt... And they would never pay money to a Pisano
@cautiontape0 actually there were plenty of reasons for those cities to hate each other…first of all they were all maritime cities, thus they were strongly competing for the best export routes, which eventually lead them to be in war for various decades. If you are more interested about it just Google it, I’m no historian, but at the end of the day people from those cities hate each other still today.
You know, I’ve always enjoyed your content and have frequently used it to tolerate my work shift. I haven’t watched your stuff in a minute and recently felt intrigued to read up on Dante, it was a wholesome satisfaction to feel confident in my source, thank you.
@@spitgorge2021 Considering the rest of the self righteousness and opinionated moments i don't think it was intentional, i believe it was just a huge leak of Dante's ego being portrayed clearly without he noticing it. But if it was intentional at least he had some self-awareness
@@alexandrecussiol8827 Read parts 2 and 3 of the play. Dante is self aware, and addresses it more or less. Also the trip through the afterlife is all a character journey for Dante, which very deliberately starts with him lost in Hell for a reason.
Hey, wendigoon, this video came out around the time a close family member passed away and I couldn't watch this video bc linked memories, but i finally watched this and really made me get emotional and remind me of him. Thank you for being able to share such a story
A piece of old biblical self-insert fan-fiction is not only, one of the most hardcore, heavy metal, horrifying piece of fiction that a human being has ever put on a piece of paper, but also the basis of modern Italian.
Don’t forget his very own Mary Sue angel Beatrice. A woman who he only met twice (first at 9 years old) with the meetings about 9 years apart, who married someone else. I don’t think they were ever romantically involved. But he held unrequited love his entire life. That is the ultimate fanfic move: turn your crush (who probably doesn’t know you exist) into a Perfect Mary Sue who is totally in love with you because you are soooo cool…
dante is a lot like chris chan, he paints himself as a man everyone loves and respects in his own story and includes lots of people he looks up to and knows in real life. he also punishes people he didn't like in real life, just like chris chan.
Fun fact: the Divine Comedy came to Dante in a dream, and it was basically treated as a holy vision by a bunch of people in the Catholic Church. Holy visions were kind of common back in the day? But yeah, people believed that he really went to Hell, Purgatory and Heaven and the Comedy is a retelling of a real thing he did.
@@seanrosenau2088 “based in facts” or just something you say when someone says an opinion you agree with, so in this instance they believe tax collectors going to hell is a good/righteous thing :)
Read the book 20 years ago, and I'm amazed at how much had forgotten or didn't catch in the first place. I really appreciate the commentary and insight
Dante: Vergil you sure that being hung upside down by his balls over a huge fire and having needles piercing his body over and over is a fair punishment for this guy? Vergil: he like, literally just didn't live in Florence Dante: i see, fair enough
Pope Soyniface VIII: “Do you really think that I’m going to suffer in hell for abusing the power and privilege given to me by God?” Chadte Alighieri: “YES.”
It’s funny that the two guys that tried to kill Cesar are in the 9th circle, and the guy that sentenced Jesus Christ to death by crucifixion is like a solid mid 8th. Dante’s inferno, specifically who is in what circle, is not only the first fan fiction but also the first tier list.
Whats funny is that Ceasar gets to chill the the first circle as a virtuous pagan but Alexander the Great, someone who Caesar viewed as heroic and enviable is stuck in a boiling lake.
ITS NOT A GAME PEOPLE, YOU COULD DIE TOMORROW, QUIT PLAYING AROUND, THESE ARE END TIMES!!! TURN TO JESUS NOW! ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS STOP PUTTING YOUR HOPE IN THE GOVERNMENT, IN RELIGION, IN SCIENCE, IN WEALTH, IN CELEBRITIES, IN SPORTS, IN THE WORLD (IT WILL PERISH!) Turn back to Jesus our Creator, not religion. Religion creates bondage, in Christ there is freedom. Im not talking church, im not talking religion, im talking relationship with your Creator. Call upon Jesus now and ask Him into your life and to forgive your sins. Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." -John 14:6 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” -Romans 6:23 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." -Matthew 10:33 YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN AGAINST GOD AND TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR SIN WHEN YOU WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK UP. YOU WILL BE WEEPING IN TERROR REALIZING YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH GOD, HE CREATED EVERYTHING!!! GOD SEES EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE; YOU WONT FOOL HIM!!! OR PUT YOUR TRUST IN JESUS WHO DIED ON THE CROSS AND TOOK THE WRATH OF GOD IN OUR PLACE FOR OUR SINS. IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT HE CANT FORCE YOU TO TAKE IT. WILL YOU CALL UPON HIM NOW AND SURRENDER TO HIM. TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND, HE'S WAITING AND HE LOVES YOU.
I mean Dante has done other things since in the original story he also ranted about how he hates certain cities and wished people in those cities would die.
If dante went to hell in the afterlife, his punishment would have been suffering in a lake of fire while being visited everyday by someone looking like him and telling him how awful everyday life in genova is
Dante’s writing seeming like a “fan-fiction” where his heroes all love and admire him makes perfect sense when you get into Purgatorio. In his second book dante struggles with the realization that his greatest sin that he needs to atone for before entering paradise, is his pride.
At least he's humble enough to realize his own flaws. Makes me think of my own insurmountable sin...which makes me desperate for Jesus's atoning sacrifice on the cross.
@@josephb.4640 just think of the billions of sins you could absolve if you just got up on a cross too, gotta work twice right? Are we not all children of God? Or are we the snotty step kids and Jesus his letterman all state athlete blood son? Who knows anymore let’s just get crucfiyin
@@stevensilver2880 Jesus Christ was the son of God, correct. But was also part of the Holy Trinity as well. I'm no expert by far, but I don't think that crucifying any normal person, even if they willingly agreed to bear the burden for everyone's sins. Especially since they are all previously repented, and forgiven due to Jesus's sacrifice on the cross.
@@gm2349 With exceptions. I don’t know about you but eternally drowning in a river of boiling blood, boiling tar, having to stand in extremely hot sand and punished for sitting down, amongst other things are brutal for the sinners that’s intended for.
Every punishment was a poethic way to counter the sin. Those who wanted to look too far ahead in the future, are condemned to look behind for eternity. Those who hid the truth for personal gain, are condemned to wander hidden in a flame. Those who tried to split people in life with their action, are now condemned to endure splitted in the body.
The fact that this dude said: “yeah, this is actually a work as influential as Greek and Roman literature” about his own poem AND IT ENDED UP BEING SUCH
hey man, guess what. found this video late, put it in my watchlist where it sat for a year or so until i finally made some time to literally take notes in the book while you talked (for about 4 hours), like a self-study! fantastic! you did such a great job, and let me say, i had read inferno before but i'm not skilled at interpretation so all of the fleshing out and explanation was so great for me! thank you so much for sharing this. it was really worth my time and i really enjoyed learning from you and hearing your reactions and thoughts about it, too! cheers all!
My coach back in highschool used to make us Sprint at full speed for 30 seconds and if he saw anyone slow down even a little bit, he would stop the timer until the person sped back up to full speed. 30 seconds would turn to over 2 minutes, people would pass out lol
@@Hellknight101 Its not. People have to be pushed to get in shape. Once your body starts adapting it gets easier. I remember how bad it sucked when we came off summer break and had to start running and sprinting. It felt like heck and sucked but within a few weeks things got easier.
So according to Dante, some of the people who went to Hell include his teacher, landlords, fictional Greeks, and his favourite poets go there too but don't worry because they get their own exclusive club where they don't actually suffer lmao
They’re in limbo which technically isn’t hell just a neutral place where decent ppl who lived and died before Jesus go. It just includes some of his favorite poets
One thing you missed that I love is the reason the ninth circle is frozen is because of Lucifer flapping his wings because he's trying to escape hell because he regrets his betrayal but can't change his nature so he's constantly trying to fly outta hell but his wing beats are freezing him and the entire ninth hell keeping him trapped.... Essentially he's still continuing his original sin believing his on strength is enough to run his own life instead of being subservient to God and thus all his efforts keep him trapped
Flapping wings would possibly increase air movement, but it WOULD NOT make that air cold. In fact, increased flow of air would feed more oxygen to any flames nearby, increasing the size of the flames and raising the overall temperature.
Stuff referenced in Limbus Company: 7:16 - Dante wakes up in a dark forest, is attacked by wild animals (in LCB it's characters with animal names/themes) 7:40 - Virgil is Vergilius in LCB who, just like Virgil, acts as Dante's guide through the story 8:45 - Vergilius literally tells Dante LCB that they have to go through the inferno 12:14 - This is just a hunch of mine, but I think the people who try to attack Mephi while Dante LCB and crew are travelling might be a parallel to the sea of lost souls 13:20 - The bus driver in LCB is Charon 17:05 - I feel like in LCB Vergilius gets this treatment instead of Dante. Also I have a hunch that this group could be reflected by Yuri and the other two fixers. So far I've only played up to the dungeon in Canto 3.5, but I have a feeling that these sort of characters that only appear for one or two cantos before dying or disappearing are meant to parallel the sinners Dante talks to in each layer 21:12 - Just a hunch of mine, but I feel like Effie and Saude could be a reference to these two. See previous note Will update this as I progress through the game more
Not Very Fun Fact: The Entire Divine Comedy rhymes in Italian. Specifically in Terza Rima, which is a type of Iambic Tercets, where each line is intertwined with the other (aba, bcb, cdc, etc.) It's difficult to work with, and I have no idea how Dante did this for around 101k words. Each line in Inferno is also 11 syllables.
The Latin based languages, especially in their older, closer to original Latin form, are VERY prone to rhyme and double meanings. Some older European poets and writers went APE with that concept, in Italy you have Dante with his Afterlife epic, and in Portugal you have Luís de Camões with "Os Lusíadas", which is basically all about how Portugal was great, born from greatness and destined to greatness, and the Portuguese had Every God Ever on their side, and thus shouldn't mope around nor be negative. Which is very ironic, because Portugal has always been a DEEPLY Catholic country, but Camões was out there invoking Muses and saying Odysseus/Ulysses founded Portugal, and Aphrodite felt very protective of us and Zeus went along with her. Don't get me started on the mentions of sea gods, that man must've gone through every single one. And then, because I'm a literary nerd, another Portuguese author that got away with A LOT MORE THAN HE REALISTICALLY SHOULD HAVE, was Gil Vicente, specifically with his "Autos das Barcas" where he made comedies, in the modern sense because they were HEAVY on satire, in which a bunch of dead people have to either embarc on the boat to Hell or the boat to Heaven, and they all start spouting their supposed virtues, but the Devil heckles them and points their hipocrisy and flaws, and the Angel just, roasts them, so they go into the Devil's boat. Until a group of, if I remember correctly, humble friars arrive, and the Angel is so happy for finally having virtuous people the he scares them off and they run to the Hell boat with the Angel still giving chase. And this is just in one of the Autos. Which are plays. That were performed, and still are. But back then were performed in front of the people they were criticizing. Gil Vicente feared no one.
@@vaniatanuwijaya7772 yeah you right I got that messed up. The last one, 9th, Is the closest to pride because it divine Hubris. The circle of Lucifer is the one where the guys made an attempt at perfection.
I believe he did put Pride but it was in Purgatory. Even himself stated that Pride was also his flaw in his journey. Funny how atleast dante is self aware that he was being prideful.
Not that anyone asked, but the minotaur (as guardian of the circle of the violents) rapresent a person's more animalistic and bestial instincts, which is why Virgil (an allegory of human reason trought the entire poem) can dismiss it like it's nothing. It's an allegory of reason winning over instinct.
@@chairchairchairchairchair every single encounter and seemingly random event in the Comedy is allegorical in some way, nothing is to be taken at face value. It's really fucking cool, way cooler than the video let's out.
The transitions of Dante sleeping and then waking up in a new place has the same energy as taking a little kid on a car ride, but other than that it’s definitely really interesting.
This is like the 13th century version of those One Direction Wattpad stories that become movies. Like something that is like why the fuck was that made but also like very interesting
"how far would you drive for the girl of your dreams" "i would drive anywhere" "what about to Pisa" "oh *fuck* no" *walks through literal hell and purgatory*
The thing that I found hilarious about the homosexuality punishment was that Dante kept describing them like they were oiled, sweaty, and ready. Like when a few of them linked with each other to go in a circle so they could talk with Dante, he described them as thrusting against and gripping each other’s skin.
i don't understand why, but listening to you talk about literally anything is such a joy, it feels like a nerd talk with your best friend in high school that leaves you with a good mood for the entire day, thanks for your content, man
Cheater: **dies and goes to hell** Satan: “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”
People improve spiritually in Purgatory, and I'm guessing (??) that people improve spiritually at least somewhat in Hell? Like an "arse I did a bad thing that was a really bad thing that I shouldn't have done" sorta thing? But I guess what I'm saying is could you improve physically? Like I know they don't have physical bodies but imagine going to hell, experiencing something like this as your punishment, and just getting spirit-jacked from all the working out.
can’t believe this guy really made a self-insert and has famous writers give his self-insert praise. the first fanfic writer in history also this guy wrote about Pisa like we talk about Detroit and New York
I mean if I saw people being burned alive I’d pass out or sleep cause it resolves my issues but walking backwards is kinda unusual and not as overwhelming as watching people being burned alive😂
I mean some of the first europeans to come to Canada in the winter pretty much described it as being hell I think (don't know from where I got that from but I think I heard it somewhere)
The reaction to this guy's comments is like that Leonardo di Caprio meme where he's pointing at the screen like "hey I know him". This would be fine if they were ever more entertaining than some incredibly easy joke or surface-level observation, like I know it's fun to see people like this guy and Justin Y on all the vids I watch for a while but at this point I'm just annoyed that they're elevated above inciteful or funny comments because "dude I see you on every video".
OMG bruh I'm only half way through your vid and I LOVE IT! Your commitment to the material, your animation and humor. Love it! Always had a morbid(?) fascination with especially the imagery and notion of Dante's Inferno. You add to this in a wonderfully captivating and entertaining way. Bless you and thanks :)
I unironically loved this story when I had to do a report on it in high school, and I still do. It's probably the greatest fanfiction ever written, right next to My Immortal.
@@TownBiness97 its mean to make it sound sincere. ironically liking a story would be more like... saying "i love this story, its so quirky" vs "i absolutely love this story and think its a beautiful piece of media." the 38 likes understood the comment, and im sure you did too. the english language is used, defined, and changed as generations grow older. the definitions of words are skewered and used differently in comparison to the past few centuries/decades. stop being so anachronistically self-centred. people can use words in whatever way they want.
@@TownBiness97 i love rise of skywalker ironically because it's a terrible movie and a train wreck that derails whatever remained of the saga but it's so fucking funny because of that
After running behind on my reading of Inferno for a test I have tomorrow (aka in about five hours from now), this was a genuine life saver in not only better understanding what I had already read, but also speedrunning through the last 12 Cantos. From the bottom of my heart, thank you
I don't believe he's a Gary Stu. While the story is centered on him, he presents himself as fallible. I know at least once Vergil admonishes him for having pity on those in Hell, since God has judged them as unworthy of such. Several times Vergil has to explain things to him. Dante grows throughout The Comedy. He's certainly not presented as THE BESTEST EVAHR, which is how I think of a Mary Sue.
Oh, please, how many people bought that idiot "overly sarcastic" review? the Divine Comedy is written in first person just because to write "I did... I viewed" is more pregnant than writing "Charlie did... Charlie viewed". The "Dante" character of the Divine comedy is a worse version of the real life Dante. Is always scared (Dante was a war veteran) and much of the time he doesn't understand what's happening around him (when it was Dante the poet that wrote those allegories).
@@neutronalchemist3241 "overly sarcastic" You mean one of the best channels for this type of thing. How stupid do you have to be to call it an idiot?. If you don't like it then fine with you but it ain't idiotic as you call it.
I like how Dante genuinely just made people who ate too much suffer worse than a pair of adulterers Somebody probably stole his lunch and he just turned them into a fat blob getting cut open over and over again for all eturnity
according to Dante both gluttony and adultery are sins born of excessive love but the important thing here is that excessive love for another person is a lesser sin that excessive love for mere things (in this case food)
@@parkerrabideau8792 And you had to walk past all the starving people dying on the streets every single day. Hear them speak, even. There was no just driving past them.
I'm like two years late for this comment but you are really good at painting a canvas for someone to understand the full essence of the ideas... it's a God given gift 🎁❤❤❤❤
The bush was honestly my favorite part of the whole story because I couldn't get over the image in my head of Dante breaking off a part of it and it just starts screaming and bleeding dramatically like "WHY HAS THE WORLD FORSAKEN ME THIS WAY???"
Dante’s Inferno seems to be able to be summed up in a few points: 1. Dante passes out 2. Wakes up in a new place 3. Dante asks about Florence (cause that’s obviously very important) 4. Other characters praise Dante for being a super cool dude 5. Dante passes out
ITS NOT A GAME PEOPLE, YOU COULD DIE TOMORROW, QUIT PLAYING AROUND, THESE ARE END TIMES!!! TURN TO JESUS NOW! ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS STOP PUTTING YOUR HOPE IN THE GOVERNMENT, IN RELIGION, IN SCIENCE, IN WEALTH, IN CELEBRITIES, IN SPORTS, IN THE WORLD (IT WILL PERISH!) Turn back to Jesus our Creator, not religion. Religion creates bondage, in Christ there is freedom. Im not talking church, im not talking religion, im talking relationship with your Creator. Call upon Jesus now and ask Him into your life and to forgive your sins. Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." -John 14:6 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” -Romans 6:23 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." -Matthew 10:33 YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN AGAINST GOD AND TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR SIN WHEN YOU WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK UP. YOU WILL BE WEEPING IN TERROR REALIZING YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH GOD, HE CREATED EVERYTHING!!! GOD SEES EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE; YOU WONT FOOL HIM!!! OR PUT YOUR TRUST IN JESUS WHO DIED ON THE CROSS AND TOOK THE WRATH OF GOD IN OUR PLACE FOR OUR SINS. IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT HE CANT FORCE YOU TO TAKE IT. WILL YOU CALL UPON HIM NOW AND SURRENDER TO HIM. TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND, HE'S WAITING AND HE LOVES YOU.
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Make a video about Isabelle Janke!
You shit with that wallet?
“I wonder where I can get a wallet like that?”
Ok, did I read the script good?
Do purgatorio next
Dante definitely wrote this laying on his stomach with his feet in the air like "and then virgil said i was so cool"
I hear this in Eric Cartman's voice. Not sure why.
@@-septimus “sohhhh kewwl “
@@-septimus Cartman' s inferno, make it real South park
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@@rockhistoria2537 Thats a GREAT idea!!!! If only I had talent....Bro, you gotta do it!
If you keep dunking on Dante's writing like this, he's gonna put you in the turbo layer of Hell when he writes Dante's Inferno 2, man.
Divine Comedy 2 when?
I love this comment
Dante’s reincarnation: “And here we reach the 9th circle of Super Hell where we see Wendigoon who made fun of me on TH-cam.”
@@agiammarco94 That's exactly what I want
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Fun fact: in the book of Purgatory, Dante implies he himself will end up on the ledge that punishes people who were arrogant in life. So, he not only was full of himself, he happily embraced it
I thought of that too...he is narcissistic, judgemental, lacks true empathy to be honest...he only sympathizes with anyone who is from Rome, not even Italians in general 😂 or famous philosophers from ancient greece...who are still in hell.
Oh so he's going to hell himself?
That is hilarious omg
@@jeffreyphillip936 no, he says he'll pass a lot of time in the frame of Pride in Purgatory
The idea is that Purgatory is a temporary penitence for virtuous souls that aren't ready for Heaven when they die.
@@jeffreyphillip936 nope, not hell, he's too good for that. Guess he figured putting himself in heaven would've been a little too on the nose, so he settled for purgatory instead, which has ledges to climb to since it's a mountain
I can't lie, Satan being a 3-headed mountain sized monster chewing on the 3 biggest sinners of all time has got to be the best character design I've ever seen.
666 likes lol
That's a really interesting represetation of Satan, cause it's not an active entity, just a machinery, leaving to the sinners all responsability
Wait until Paradisio if you understand what you are looking at.
@@KCUFyoufordoxingme??
That's gonna be Blackbeard's zoan fruit power
"That's why yo shoes raggedy."
Dante: "That's why yo mama in Hell."
*vine boom sound*
even more powerful than JK Rowling
I don’t know why but I laughed so damn hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
You will learn
Bruh
This meme been dead for 9 months bru
I'm currently studying Dante in college and what i got from Inferno is that it's 70% political symbolism, 10% religious beliefs and 20% virgin Dante vs. Gigachad Virgil
@@am-ranth8955 lol
Audible has a great set of lectures on The Divine Comedy. Goes through the history of the period and the wider political system. Given by William R Cook and Ronald B Herzman. 8Hrs but worth it. Might be able to grab it on a trial of Audible and then cancel it?
>Rolls through hell
>Is tired to be stop
> *“I’m on a mission from God”*
>Doesn’t elaborate further
>leaves
Figures
OP, is this the first time you've read DI?
This man really went to Hell to roast everyone who was suffering already
Roast everyone who was roasting😂
@@NjamNjam0 wow, didnt expect to see Najo here. WARHAMMER F-F-FAINT ME NI HAO
lol Dante being a menace
bro did the equivalent of slapping a homeless guy with a block of 10 grand 😭😭
@@lukeistrash5940 The first comment in here creased me. This comment ended me, lmfaaaooo
I love how while he's in the middle of hell he still takes the time to diss other cities in the real world. Like "yeah this is hell but you know what's worse? Los Angeles."
I mean, with Biden in charge, LA is probably worse than Inferno
holy shit dante was historical vivziepop
@@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 Vivziepop has said that she was heavily inspired by stuff like Paradise Lost and Inferno so absolutely 😂
if you only knew, we have slurs for people from the other city, we dont have salt in our bread because of fucking pisa, we used to go to war over the most random bullshit
Thats very funny cause of Los Angeles’ name
Dante has "what is going on in Florence" as an option in all speech encounters.
He still needs to start the Florence quest line.
this reminds me of when i ignore main quest in zelda to do side quests and everyone i talk to vaguely references the mess I'm supposed to be fixing
He is basically Ryo from Shenmue except instead of looking for sailors he really wants to know what's going on in Florence.
This story would be a great concept for a story driven narrative game you are Dante wandering through hell progressively falling deeper into hell until you reach the center of hell and make your way all the way to paradise
X - Sarcastic
A - Yes
B - No
Y - Have you heard of any news from Florence?
I love that a part of this story involves Dante meeting his favorite writers and being like "Oh my god. I'm a big fan. You guys are the shit." and they're like "No, Dante. YOU are the shit. Alright, see ya later!"
And then everyone clapped and Dante made a sick backflip
And here we are today talking about Dante and his works.
And they are in fucking hell
It’s just a fan fiction
@@foxarrorliterally lmao, tho technically all works that are not fiction are fan fiction
dantes inferno is basically just
dante: dang this guy is getting his ballsack crushed for eternity, thats not epic
virgil: this is the man who ate your sandwich
dante: he deserves it
😂😂 underrated comment
I am proud to say I am your one thousandth like
this comment is comedy gold
Yeah but in italy you study that ne wrote the book only to put a girl he met once in heaven lok
@@yourmomsfavorite69 "comedy" gold
👈👈😎
My boy Dante really woke up one day and decided to write the first ever fanfic in human history, and everyone to this day is still fine with that
Intruder alert
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE
ALTERNATE SPOTTED BOYS, LIGHT 'EM UP
"A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?!"
PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
>went down to hell
>walks on the river and pushes everyone back to make an epic entrance
>blasted the city gate with a single tap
>threatens every fallen angel who wants to interfere
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves
That’s the power of god
chad angel
@@dodidodo8631changel
two more likes for 666 :D
This comment is now unholy
Dante: "It gets worse as you go down"
Layer 6: Flaming coffins
Layer 8: Heavy coats
Flaming coffins? No the gay part was later
@Magne M layer 9 is for people who talk about their grindset on social media
I was thinking about that a bit. If the interiors are LEAD, that shit is stupidly heavy, hence lead pipe being a long running murder weapon in Clue. Depending on how those coats are constructed, they're possibly marching around in a manner where breathing would be next to impossible while being completely encumbered. (Not to mention what that would do to the shoulders the weight is draped over.) Worse than perma-roast, unlikely. Still not the best day in the afterlife to have.
@@jasonrhome710 ironically, a lead pipe is one of the least deadly weapons every.
you can punch a hole through lead, you can bend it, rip it with your bare hands even, lead is incredibly malleable.
the solid lead you see isn't actually solid lead, it'll be a lead alloy
but that also means you could mold the lead into a support system that you could lean back on while standing - the only way it would be heavy enough as pure lead would be if there's a lot of it, like inches thick all over - but lead being incredibly malleable means an inch think can be spread millimeters thin under enough pressure (less pressure the hotter it is...)
you could build a lot outta that coat
@Magne M damn imagine listening to drake in stage 1 limbo dude
I swear Dante is that one kid you accidentally pushed in line and he kept threatening to get you back. So a few years later, he puts you in the 9th circle of hell in his poem.
Jesus Is King.!!!!!!!
I can not confirm or deny I was this child too.
@@au8363 😃 uhm can you like not.
@@mariawhite7337 We all have a little Dante in us ✨
Drake be like
I don't know how accurate it is to call the Divine Comedy a self-insert fanfic but it certainly feels like it
It is absolutely accurate to call it a self-insert fanfic
Original sonichu
well, it's a fanfic with him inserted, so i'd say it's accurate
That is essentially exactly what it is… 😂
Writer: Dante...
Main Character: Dante...
Most of the named people in hell: People Dante liked, who talk highly of Dante...or people he disliked in real life suffering...
Self insert fanfic?: Yes. Definitely.
Dante: *is in literal hell*
Also Dante: Damn... well... at least we're not in Pisa.
Yeah fuck pisa
Wait until you see Pomezia.
as someone who lives in Pisa i can tell you that despite many centurys have past people form Florance and other big citys in Tuscany still playfully hate Pisa and make similar jokes
@@sebizzus those Pisa jokes must be getting old by now...🤷🏻♀️😇
Hope you`re having a good christmas🎁🎅🏼❤️
@@LIZA_BOBO depends which way you lean
dante: sitting in his house writing his little fanfiction
dante's landlord: aye man, rent's due
dante: >:( I'll show you
Lmaoo 😂
This made me laugh so much as he writes in his book and says yeah this will show him!!
Give me rent
Average Hasan viewer
Haha
Landlord :: ooh no not that
The idea of Dante having a personal experience with tax collectors and aggressively writing them into the deeper parts of hell in his fanfic makes me laugh
He understands the human condition
I got a sloppy burger in my order the other day, that person is definitely going to be a main character in my book about hell.
@@bgee461 as he should
Jesus Is King.!!!!!!!!!
@@AbsentMinded619 judas is the main betrayer
I always appreciate that deliberate, 1 second pause between “as always,” and “thank you for watching.” It makes me feel genuinely appreciated. Thank you wendigoon!
- Writes about real people from his life to vindictively punish them within the story
- Writes about his idols showering him with adoration
- Puts fictional characters on the same level of reality as real people
Dante was definitely one of CWC's previous lives
Imagine chris chan's reaction to you comparing the two of them
Did Dante do his mom tho
Oh my god you're right
lmfao scary how accurate this is
Oh no..
My guy Dante really just made the first ever tier list
Where he goes to S tier
Virgil is an S tier pagan
"starting off with lust. I mean, it's a sin, but it's not that bad. I'm gonna put it in C tier"
@@Chris_winthersMeanwhile in Persona 5…
John 15:10
Soul: Please help me this sucks so bad.
Dante: Y'know what else sucks? Society.
Dam that's deep 😔
Dante knew we live in one
society
bottom stanza
Dante: My life is nothing but a devine comedy.
I'm XIV and this is deep
this entire video makes me laugh no matter how many times i watch. dante laying on his bed with his pen, angrily writing, "and this stupid dumb idiot who called me ugly is now burning in hell. also virgil loves me and thinks im awesome and hot and muscular"
lmao, dante was truly a pioneer
Dante was making self-insert Fanfic before things like AO3 and Wattpad. He was really a pioneer if you think about it
Not really. Most Greek stories of travellers describe how they find and defeat all kinds of crazy monsters. This is as old as humanity
i forgot about wattpad for a hot minute you just unlocked core memory
@@Chillerll But the thing is those travellers either thought what they saw or experienced were actual monsters because of the gap in knowledge back then where they would attribute any unusual encounters with monsters, or they were half truths that are exaggerated to all hell and are presented as actual truth, The Divine Comedy isn't like this because it does not make any effort in presenting that it actually happened nor was Dante himself testifying what he wrote was true, it was still fiction when 'fiction' wasn't an established term
He’s a petty icon 😂
@@c731-enfiwhilst this may be true, Dante still wasn’t an originator of the self insert, as most medieval works either talk of generic knights, the round table, the fae, or (and this is the relevant one) stories that revolve around the person’s very fictional adventures with a religious character. This is not to say the divine comedy is bad, it’s actually completely amazing and very innovative, but the fact that it was a self insert fanfic isn’t the innovative part. Hope this helps. \(^o^)/
*people suffering in hell for eternity*
Dante: "can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?"
i always thought Dante’s Inferno was a metaphor to the real world. kinda like a wake up call.
he would love jaden smith
🤓🤓🤓
"i've come to talk to you about your cars extended warranty"
Twitter was a mindset before Twitter.
It truly lives up to the name "Divine Comedy". Dante asking the souls about what's going on in Florence as they're being punished was hilarious.
Burning soul: "aaaa, it's hot! Please, make it stop!!"
Dante: "yea, but how's florence tho?"
Hilarious and woefully callous. Ouch.
Uh the word comedy doesn’t mean funny in its Latin context.
@@claytonkickflip7595 Yeah, Wendigoon explained that in the video. I'm just saying that the context of the word "comedy" today still fits with the story of Dante's Inferno due to how hilarious Dante talks to the souls.
c o n t i n u o s l y
might I add. By the end of the story the whole hell must be like “Well, at least we are not in Florence, am I right, guys?” lol
I absolutely adore the mental image of vergil and dante walking thru hell Blues Brothers style and going "we're on a mission from god" at every inconvenience and roadblock just as they do. The OG blues brothers
Wendigon I'm an English teacher in Chesapeake, Virginia. I was introducing The Inferno to my 27 seniors, and one of them told me about this video. She had just watched it a few days ago. We spent the last several days watching it, and WOW did it help prepare us for reading. AWESOME AWESOME work! Thanks for sharing!
Agreed 👍🏻
W teacher for watching videos
I wish you were my teacher...
Small world, I’m from Chesapeake too lol, good ol 757 😎
Bruh if I was in school and my chad of a teacher played a wendigoon video for the class I would’ve payed a lot more attention
I feel like Dante has his own layer of hell where this video plays on repeat for eternity just continuously insulting his ego
🤣🤣🤣
And that’s our layer of heaven ;)
It must be pride circle in general.
Just imagine someone who you adored insulting the shit out of you in the most gruesome, creative, awesome, but hurtsome way there can be. And whenever you speak up to them, your tongue gets cut out, to regenerate back until next time you speak up, and so on.
@@Crazylom you should write a sequel
@@rockhistoria2537 you mean remake?
Minotaur: *appears*
Virgil: yo shoes raggedy.
Minotaur: *has seizure*
That part made me cry. Dantes inferno is such a beautiful story
BUSTED ASS ADIDA
Virgil: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
Virgil: "your jordans are fake"
Virgil was just built different
I absolutely love this . I watched all 3 . Then started over. I love the transformation in your reference for Dante the writer , you can really tell you read these one at a time and then did the videos ( which is awesome) , because the first one you’ve got a lot of jokes and don’t seem to have a lot of reverence for Dante , then by the end of purgatory your tone for the man has changed greatly and you can’t hold back tears. What a journey you had too! Amazing it’s kinda all set up that way . Fantastic job !
Sinner: "I am literally in the most pain a human being can experience right now, and I will be until the end of ti-"
Dante: "So what about Florence though, you heard anything juicy about Florence recently?"
“Particularly people I don’t like” “I mean you’ve got all the time in the world for a little gossip right haha”
💯💀💯💀💯💀💯
Dante was Joe Rogan several centuries before Joe Rogan
"That's crazy, man. Any news from Florence?"
A true Italian
Dante: “You live in Genoa? Bro, that is kinda cringe.”
I love how Dante, traveling through the Circle of _Betrayal,_ agrees to help a guy and then after finding out you can get sent to this place immediately without dying if you commit a terrible sin, proceeds to _betray_ the guy by not helping him. The balls on this guy!
It's ok, *DANTE* is on a holy mission from *GOD* so that's how you know it's ok, God said Dante is *cool* not like those *other* traitors and hypocrites, and if Dante says God says that Dante is cool than you *KNOW* it has to be true! And if you *DON'T* agree than guess what kiddo? You're gonna be in hell! Alongside alllll the other meanies that made fun of him!
MISSION.... FROM.... GOD!
@@nananamamana3591Dante is that guy at work who's always doing the things you get in trouble for but no one ever said anything about it because he's tight with one of the managers
@@noremac7216not only is this extremely accurate and hilarious, but, I was also that guy at my last job😂
See, if you help evil people, you are doing evil.
But if you hurt evil people, you are doing good.
Hehe... moral absolutism is funny.
You missed mentioning the 800 year old fart joke. While Dante and Virgil are walking by the demons, one of them "made a trumpet of his ass."
I'm using that line from now on 🤣
800 years old
Oh goodness, this gave me a good laugh 😅
In italian it's "e del cul fece trombetta" which just sounds perfect and wholesome
Its really is the divine comedy
Some random guy from a town that isn't Florence: exists
Dante: *bippity bell your mom's in hell*
Dante: “I said whoever threw that paper, your moms in hell!”
🤣😩🤣🤣
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂
Top tier comment 💀💀💀💀 I read it in his voice
@@blacgyp7538 yea me too 😂😂😂
LMAOOO
sinners: "please help me, i'm in so much pain"
Dante: ...
Dante: ...ok but like..
Dante: 𝐇𝐨𝐰'𝐬 𝑭𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬?
Imagine if this happened in modern times and you’re a dead soul and you see a living soul come up to you through unknown means and just being like “yo what’s going on in Cleveland?”
@@Leonyithas asdfsjsks exactly
Lol ikr
@@Leonyithas bruh I’m in Cleveland right now
@@Leonyithas the hotel has corn stalks outside of it
Dante’s comments about Pisa and Genoa make me realize how timeless of a tradition it is to dunk on nearby cities for no reason. Like I can already hear a New Yorker walking through hell and passing the frozen damned souls and being like, fuckin jersey amirite
“and this guy from new brunswick tried to charge $10 for a bacon egg and cheese, can you believe it? anyway he’s a tree now watch me break off his arm.”
Bro it's been like 800 years and they are still beefing 💀 When I tell you there's a story that says that Florentine bread is unsalted because Pisani were the ones selling the salt... And they would never pay money to a Pisano
*trips over a guy's head* "'ey I'm walking here!"
@cautiontape0 actually there were plenty of reasons for those cities to hate each other…first of all they were all maritime cities, thus they were strongly competing for the best export routes, which eventually lead them to be in war for various decades. If you are more interested about it just Google it, I’m no historian, but at the end of the day people from those cities hate each other still today.
Cringe
You know, I’ve always enjoyed your content and have frequently used it to tolerate my work shift. I haven’t watched your stuff in a minute and recently felt intrigued to read up on Dante, it was a wholesome satisfaction to feel confident in my source, thank you.
Dante: lying and betrayal are some of the worst possible sins anyone can commit
Also Dante: lies to and betrays ice face man
He did anyone lol.
Say* he did say anyone
He literally committed a sin in hell 😭😭
Those aren’t the worst sins lmao
@@trooperz3499 they are the hardest to forgive because you can never be sure if the person is truly sorry.
"Man these robes are heavy."
"Yeah. im bored."
"Wanna step on that dude nailed to the floor?"
"Hell yeh i do."
"(HELL) yeah I do"
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🚶
It feels ironic that Dante breaks his word and "betrays" someone's trust in the 9th circle of hell, where people are being punished for betrayal.
likely intentional
A product of your environment message, irony... intentional or not? Hmmm.
Welp just hope to see your betrayed friend or family member or your gf even
@@spitgorge2021 Considering the rest of the self righteousness and opinionated moments i don't think it was intentional, i believe it was just a huge leak of Dante's ego being portrayed clearly without he noticing it. But if it was intentional at least he had some self-awareness
@@alexandrecussiol8827 Read parts 2 and 3 of the play. Dante is self aware, and addresses it more or less.
Also the trip through the afterlife is all a character journey for Dante, which very deliberately starts with him lost in Hell for a reason.
Hey, wendigoon, this video came out around the time a close family member passed away and I couldn't watch this video bc linked memories, but i finally watched this and really made me get emotional and remind me of him. Thank you for being able to share such a story
Did you just say a video about the punishments of hell reminds you of a family members passing? Was he good with god?
Exatly what i was thinking@@gasterblaster6943
I hope things are going well for you ❤️❤️
A piece of old biblical self-insert fan-fiction is not only, one of the most hardcore, heavy metal, horrifying piece of fiction that a human being has ever put on a piece of paper, but also the basis of modern Italian.
what those darn italians were up to huh👀
@@isabelateixeira3713 taking naps when shit get rough
Dante was sent to the 9th layer of hell for ensuring that modern Italian replaced Latin as the language of the Italian peninsula.
@@JEMA333 Words to live by
Sounds just like the actual bible
Dante is the first fanfic writer in history, he even has a self insert who has his favorite character tell him he’s awesome
OMG stop, this is hilarious 🤣 but so true. I legit thought the same thing.
Don’t forget his very own Mary Sue angel Beatrice. A woman who he only met twice (first at 9 years old) with the meetings about 9 years apart, who married someone else. I don’t think they were ever romantically involved. But he held unrequited love his entire life.
That is the ultimate fanfic move: turn your crush (who probably doesn’t know you exist) into a Perfect Mary Sue who is totally in love with you because you are soooo cool…
He definitely had a praise kink
dante is a lot like chris chan, he paints himself as a man everyone loves and respects in his own story and includes lots of people he looks up to and knows in real life. he also punishes people he didn't like in real life, just like chris chan.
Fun fact: the Divine Comedy came to Dante in a dream, and it was basically treated as a holy vision by a bunch of people in the Catholic Church. Holy visions were kind of common back in the day? But yeah, people believed that he really went to Hell, Purgatory and Heaven and the Comedy is a retelling of a real thing he did.
Tax collector's going straight to the bottom of hell is actually pretty based
'Based' is a new word that seems really popular. What exactly does it mean? Not trying to start anything, honestly curious.
@@seanrosenau2088 “based in facts” or just something you say when someone says an opinion you agree with, so in this instance they believe tax collectors going to hell is a good/righteous thing :)
Usury is a sin for Christianity and Islam, 2/3 of the abrahamic religions
@@jaybee3999 In Judaism as well
@@Hamboarding ya to each other,but to every one else is fine
Read the book 20 years ago, and I'm amazed at how much had forgotten or didn't catch in the first place. I really appreciate the commentary and insight
Dante: Vergil you sure that being hung upside down by his balls over a huge fire and having needles piercing his body over and over is a fair punishment for this guy?
Vergil: he like, literally just didn't live in Florence
Dante: i see, fair enough
Then he sat in a plastic chair
Tragically unnecessary use of the word literally
@@elgordobondiola*Intense Rock music plays in the distance*
wait? you're not from florence? straight to hell
@@seanmichael9961nah it's right where it belongs
"The people above level 6 aren't being actively tortured."
Guy on level 3 getting torn the fuck in half by Cerberus: *Yeah you right*
There's only 1 cerberus, so it's more fear than anything.
Only if they get caught
Cerberus is a good boy, i pet him all the time in Hades
@@triggeredbeetle5370 lol
If everybody playing dead on the 3rd level is Cerberus just gonna be like oh dang theres no one around to eat... probably not
Dante was the original memer to make himself a chad and his enemies a soyjak
Seriously *Virgil* would be the Ultimate Giga Chad & Dante Mr Derp face just check out the artwork of them in history..
imagine saying this to a pilgrim
Yeah, but he did fight in battles. So he has some credit
@@dogsscientist the equivalent of giving and Amish person 47 Benadryl
Pope Soyniface VIII: “Do you really think that I’m going to suffer in hell for abusing the power and privilege given to me by God?”
Chadte Alighieri: “YES.”
I would recommend an Italian film from 1911 that is one of the earliest adaptations of Dante's Inferno. It just came out on Bluray this year.
>The chad Angel
>Blows up the gates of the city of Diss
>Says Dante is on a mission from god
>Refuse to elaborate further
>Leaves
Gigachad Angel
The very definition of Deus Ex Machina.
this cracked me up lmao
Dante and Virgil are the original Blues Brothers
Who are you quoting?
It’s funny that the two guys that tried to kill Cesar are in the 9th circle, and the guy that sentenced Jesus Christ to death by crucifixion is like a solid mid 8th. Dante’s inferno, specifically who is in what circle, is not only the first fan fiction but also the first tier list.
OMG TRUE
The first fanfiction was the Aeneid by Virgil
@@user-ch9vd4cd3t they made it
Whats funny is that Ceasar gets to chill the the first circle as a virtuous pagan but Alexander the Great, someone who Caesar viewed as heroic and enviable is stuck in a boiling lake.
@@user-ch9vd4cd3t It means Dante ranks betrayal as the top tier of sins.
The biggest sin Dante committed in this story is basically saying, "Help me out and I'll pay you with exposure." to everyone he meets.
which is funny cuz that’s an eighth layer sin
What else could he entice them with? They're not getting out, gold would be of little use, pleasures would forever more elude them...
ITS NOT A GAME PEOPLE, YOU COULD DIE TOMORROW, QUIT PLAYING AROUND, THESE ARE END TIMES!!!
TURN TO JESUS NOW! ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS
STOP PUTTING YOUR HOPE IN THE GOVERNMENT, IN RELIGION, IN SCIENCE, IN WEALTH, IN CELEBRITIES, IN SPORTS, IN THE WORLD (IT WILL PERISH!)
Turn back to Jesus our Creator, not religion. Religion creates bondage, in Christ there is freedom. Im not talking church, im not talking religion, im talking relationship with your Creator. Call upon Jesus now and ask Him into your life and to forgive your sins.
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." -John 14:6
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” -Romans 6:23
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." -Matthew
10:33
YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN AGAINST GOD AND TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR SIN WHEN YOU WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK UP. YOU WILL BE WEEPING IN TERROR REALIZING YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH GOD, HE CREATED EVERYTHING!!!
GOD SEES EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE; YOU WONT FOOL HIM!!!
OR
PUT YOUR TRUST IN JESUS WHO DIED ON THE CROSS AND TOOK THE WRATH OF GOD IN OUR PLACE FOR OUR SINS. IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT HE CANT FORCE YOU TO TAKE IT. WILL YOU CALL UPON HIM NOW AND SURRENDER TO HIM. TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND, HE'S WAITING AND HE LOVES YOU.
@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN A...are you high right now? Legitimate question.
@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN bruh you’re talking to a bunch of what is presumably agnostics & atheists here.
“You see, your argument is invalid because I have written you into hell.”
Virgil: “Liars and deceivers belong in the 8th circle of hell”
*Dante lying about freeing this dudes face*
Virgil: 👁👄👁
Oh no, but in Dante's case, the other guy really deserved it, so 100% justified, right?
Virgil thought it wouldn't count since he was already in hell and the mc had plot armor as a perk and 100 speech
"Virgil, hear me out. It's ironic justice...... He.... DESERVES that lie."
🤔🤔 Damn you right tho, just keep your bias chill you fkking hypocrite😂🤙
nah, he didn't lie he changed his mind
I mean Dante has done other things since in the original story he also ranted about how he hates certain cities and wished people in those cities would die.
Waiter: Forgets to refilll Dante's drink.
Dante: Furiously writes name in Hell column.
Layer 9, part 3
Betrayl against guest
"Ya know what, you're going in the pope hole."
I just imagine Dante has his own “death note” but it’s just a list of people in or going to hell.
Dante’s homies: “yo this shits diVINE”
Dante: *furious scribbling*
@@Zealot007 cringe
@@Zealot007 christopher is white…..your name is cody you white af too
Write that down! Write that down!
@@ExpandDong420 “cringe”??? Hazbin pfp???? Pot kettle
@@VultureSkins one must come from cringe to understand it
If dante went to hell in the afterlife, his punishment would have been suffering in a lake of fire while being visited everyday by someone looking like him and telling him how awful everyday life in genova is
Dante’s writing seeming like a “fan-fiction” where his heroes all love and admire him makes perfect sense when you get into Purgatorio. In his second book dante struggles with the realization that his greatest sin that he needs to atone for before entering paradise, is his pride.
At least he's humble enough to realize his own flaws. Makes me think of my own insurmountable sin...which makes me desperate for Jesus's atoning sacrifice on the cross.
@@josephb.4640 just think of the billions of sins you could absolve if you just got up on a cross too, gotta work twice right? Are we not all children of God? Or are we the snotty step kids and Jesus his letterman all state athlete blood son? Who knows anymore let’s just get crucfiyin
@@stevensilver2880 Jesus Christ was the son of God, correct. But was also part of the Holy Trinity as well. I'm no expert by far, but I don't think that crucifying any normal person, even if they willingly agreed to bear the burden for everyone's sins. Especially since they are all previously repented, and forgiven due to Jesus's sacrifice on the cross.
@@FalonGrey I appreciate the fact you responded to this so realistically yet with so much class and respect for my foolish words. You are a good one
@@stevensilver2880 If you acknowledge your words as foolish, why say it at all? Actually curious.
Human traffickers being cursed to an eternal pacer test is the best thing in the story
"The punishments were just to the crime" Literally only the first 2 punishments made sense before he just started making shit up lmao
*beep*
@@gm2349
With exceptions. I don’t know about you but eternally drowning in a river of boiling blood, boiling tar, having to stand in extremely hot sand and punished for sitting down, amongst other things are brutal for the sinners that’s intended for.
@@topsecret1837 there’s that and then walking with your head on backwards or something
Every punishment was a poethic way to counter the sin. Those who wanted to look too far ahead in the future, are condemned to look behind for eternity. Those who hid the truth for personal gain, are condemned to wander hidden in a flame. Those who tried to split people in life with their action, are now condemned to endure splitted in the body.
The fact that this dude said: “yeah, this is actually a work as influential as Greek and Roman literature” about his own poem AND IT ENDED UP BEING SUCH
Fucking Legend
It's Kanye-tier over the top confidence where you just know that time will sooner or later prove your grandiose claims
@@tahafaez1173 chad over the top confidence
Positive thoughts😆
Self fulfilling prophecy!
hey man, guess what. found this video late, put it in my watchlist where it sat for a year or so until i finally made some time to literally take notes in the book while you talked (for about 4 hours), like a self-study! fantastic! you did such a great job, and let me say, i had read inferno before but i'm not skilled at interpretation so all of the fleshing out and explanation was so great for me! thank you so much for sharing this. it was really worth my time and i really enjoyed learning from you and hearing your reactions and thoughts about it, too! cheers all!
Layer 8 is literally an eternity of the pacer test
My coach back in highschool used to make us Sprint at full speed for 30 seconds and if he saw anyone slow down even a little bit, he would stop the timer until the person sped back up to full speed. 30 seconds would turn to over 2 minutes, people would pass out lol
@@briansilva6857 that sounds like child abuse goddamn.
Lvl 9 is plank frvr
THE FITNESS GRAM
@@Hellknight101 Its not. People have to be pushed to get in shape. Once your body starts adapting it gets easier. I remember how bad it sucked when we came off summer break and had to start running and sprinting. It felt like heck and sucked but within a few weeks things got easier.
So according to Dante, some of the people who went to Hell include his teacher, landlords, fictional Greeks, and his favourite poets go there too but don't worry because they get their own exclusive club where they don't actually suffer lmao
I like to think that he included them just to add the "oh wow Dante you're so cool and smart!" moments
Don’t forget: fictional characters from his own works! Lol!
They’re in limbo which technically isn’t hell just a neutral place where decent ppl who lived and died before Jesus go. It just includes some of his favorite poets
And yet somehow this man who was a super fangirl for all of them is pious and worthy of a mission from God and won't go to hell
Thats for the good pagans, anyone who was good but born b4 jesus
One thing you missed that I love is the reason the ninth circle is frozen is because of Lucifer flapping his wings because he's trying to escape hell because he regrets his betrayal but can't change his nature so he's constantly trying to fly outta hell but his wing beats are freezing him and the entire ninth hell keeping him trapped.... Essentially he's still continuing his original sin believing his on strength is enough to run his own life instead of being subservient to God and thus all his efforts keep him trapped
Flapping wings would possibly increase air movement, but it WOULD NOT make that air cold.
In fact, increased flow of air would feed more oxygen to any flames nearby, increasing the size of the flames and raising the overall temperature.
@@onepunch9203 r u fr rn
@@onepunch9203 damn ok
Satan tries to escape hell, but the flaps of his wings freeze him because they're so dummy thicc
@@onepunch9203 your first mistake was trying to apply scientific logic to the divine comedy
Stuff referenced in Limbus Company:
7:16 - Dante wakes up in a dark forest, is attacked by wild animals (in LCB it's characters with animal names/themes)
7:40 - Virgil is Vergilius in LCB who, just like Virgil, acts as Dante's guide through the story
8:45 - Vergilius literally tells Dante LCB that they have to go through the inferno
12:14 - This is just a hunch of mine, but I think the people who try to attack Mephi while Dante LCB and crew are travelling might be a parallel to the sea of lost souls
13:20 - The bus driver in LCB is Charon
17:05 - I feel like in LCB Vergilius gets this treatment instead of Dante. Also I have a hunch that this group could be reflected by Yuri and the other two fixers. So far I've only played up to the dungeon in Canto 3.5, but I have a feeling that these sort of characters that only appear for one or two cantos before dying or disappearing are meant to parallel the sinners Dante talks to in each layer
21:12 - Just a hunch of mine, but I feel like Effie and Saude could be a reference to these two. See previous note
Will update this as I progress through the game more
Good work, my guy
MANAGER ESQUIRE! I HATH CONCIEVED AN IDEA MOST INGENIOUS!
Not Very Fun Fact: The Entire Divine Comedy rhymes in Italian. Specifically in Terza Rima, which is a type of Iambic Tercets, where each line is intertwined with the other (aba, bcb, cdc, etc.) It's difficult to work with, and I have no idea how Dante did this for around 101k words. Each line in Inferno is also 11 syllables.
good heavens! My mind is blown
This goes to show that, regardless of what one thinks of him, Dante really was a literary genius.
The Latin based languages, especially in their older, closer to original Latin form, are VERY prone to rhyme and double meanings. Some older European poets and writers went APE with that concept, in Italy you have Dante with his Afterlife epic, and in Portugal you have Luís de Camões with "Os Lusíadas", which is basically all about how Portugal was great, born from greatness and destined to greatness, and the Portuguese had Every God Ever on their side, and thus shouldn't mope around nor be negative.
Which is very ironic, because Portugal has always been a DEEPLY Catholic country, but Camões was out there invoking Muses and saying Odysseus/Ulysses founded Portugal, and Aphrodite felt very protective of us and Zeus went along with her. Don't get me started on the mentions of sea gods, that man must've gone through every single one.
And then, because I'm a literary nerd, another Portuguese author that got away with A LOT MORE THAN HE REALISTICALLY SHOULD HAVE, was Gil Vicente, specifically with his "Autos das Barcas" where he made comedies, in the modern sense because they were HEAVY on satire, in which a bunch of dead people have to either embarc on the boat to Hell or the boat to Heaven, and they all start spouting their supposed virtues, but the Devil heckles them and points their hipocrisy and flaws, and the Angel just, roasts them, so they go into the Devil's boat. Until a group of, if I remember correctly, humble friars arrive, and the Angel is so happy for finally having virtuous people the he scares them off and they run to the Hell boat with the Angel still giving chase.
And this is just in one of the Autos. Which are plays. That were performed, and still are. But back then were performed in front of the people they were criticizing. Gil Vicente feared no one.
i think this fact is actually quite fun
@@tiniepuppie
It ain't if you gotta study it and memorize entire passages (consider it's not modern Italian, it's kinda a proto Tuscan/Italian)
dante didn't include pride because he probably knew he'd have to put himself in that tier
Isn’t it the 8th? The one with giants?
@@Diamanrouge isn't it fraud?
@@vaniatanuwijaya7772 yeah you right I got that messed up.
The last one, 9th, Is the closest to pride because it divine Hubris. The circle of Lucifer is the one where the guys made an attempt at perfection.
I believe he did put Pride but it was in Purgatory. Even himself stated that Pride was also his flaw in his journey.
Funny how atleast dante is self aware that he was being prideful.
@@yeahthatstheguy44 Yes, Dante put himself in the pride layer, but being in Purgatory he will eventually ascend to the Paradise.
Minotaur: *attacks Dante*
Virgil: *insults it*
Minotaur: understandable. Have a great day.
"insults"
It’s not even only the Minotaur, it’s like every person who stood in their way
Not that anyone asked, but the minotaur (as guardian of the circle of the violents) rapresent a person's more animalistic and bestial instincts, which is why Virgil (an allegory of human reason trought the entire poem) can dismiss it like it's nothing. It's an allegory of reason winning over instinct.
@@ThumbSipper :O that’s so cool, thanks for the info
@@chairchairchairchairchair every single encounter and seemingly random event in the Comedy is allegorical in some way, nothing is to be taken at face value. It's really fucking cool, way cooler than the video let's out.
When I found out Dante’s Inferno was a self insert fanfiction AU/roman/greek mythology crossover of the BIBLE I was really baffled
It isn’t. It’s like saying The Iliad is fan fiction because the characters had existed and were used older stories
@@Tolstoy111but, when Homer retold the stories of old, he didn’t turn it into a self insert ooc glazing contest
@@whyudoit4009 Dante the character in the poem is not the same as Dante the poet. They diverge at various points
Removing the self insert, "and then everyone clapped" portions, this is a fascinating and exceedingly creative work of fiction
The transitions of Dante sleeping and then waking up in a new place has the same energy as taking a little kid on a car ride, but other than that it’s definitely really interesting.
This is like the 13th century version of those One Direction Wattpad stories that become movies. Like something that is like why the fuck was that made but also like very interesting
Lol. You have to toot your own horn to get noticed. I’m from a big family. That’s how it works.
And the super homophobic parts
@@adonisparts1343 Time issue, but yes. OF COURSE!
"how far would you drive for the girl of your dreams"
"i would drive anywhere"
"what about to Pisa"
"oh *fuck* no" *walks through literal hell and purgatory*
Ask anyone in Florence even now, and they will still sh*t on Pisa
@@ej-b7915 to be fair there ain’t really much in Pisa so
#fuckPisa man
*Questions the choice of going through actual Abrahamic hell over an Italian city*
Nah but you been to Pisa tho?
@@lethalboom3008 latin. Ahh ok. Well look how many Latin there is...
i can imagine dante watching this from the afterlife angrily scribbling you into his next fanfic like a death note
The thing that I found hilarious about the homosexuality punishment was that Dante kept describing them like they were oiled, sweaty, and ready. Like when a few of them linked with each other to go in a circle so they could talk with Dante, he described them as thrusting against and gripping each other’s skin.
If Dante existed today he would've been a Redditor and made a podcast
He would've written a sprawling fanfic filled with his propoganda. Or worse... A webcomic.
I did not need the mental image of neckbeard Dante using the biggest words he can think of to assert his superiority
@@arempy5836 no he would most definitely make one of those old newgrounds series 💀💀💀
@@TonyBustaroni devout
@@Ultamami …devote devout Christian..??
i don't understand why, but listening to you talk about literally anything is such a joy, it feels like a nerd talk with your best friend in high school that leaves you with a good mood for the entire day, thanks for your content, man
*G O D*
i could quite literally listen to him talk about anything all day, I love that his videos are so long
Literally this.
THIS i love watching these videos when i’m doing literally anything
I concur
Cheater: **dies and goes to hell**
Satan: “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”
See God that gave me such anxiety just now
BEEeeEEP
LEVEL 2.
BEEeeEEP
I read this with the Aperture Science narrator from the start of Portal 2
They weren’t that bad lol
People improve spiritually in Purgatory, and I'm guessing (??) that people improve spiritually at least somewhat in Hell? Like an "arse I did a bad thing that was a really bad thing that I shouldn't have done" sorta thing? But I guess what I'm saying is could you improve physically? Like I know they don't have physical bodies but imagine going to hell, experiencing something like this as your punishment, and just getting spirit-jacked from all the working out.
can’t believe this guy really made a self-insert and has famous writers give his self-insert praise. the first fanfic writer in history
also this guy wrote about Pisa like we talk about Detroit and New York
"Hey, Dante. You see this branch? Pull it."
"Oh okay"
*tree screams in pain and agony*
"Unbelievable... So how's Florence doing up there, huh?"
I now need to read
*Stops screaming*
''I heard they doing pretty fine bro.👍''
*continues screaming*
Dante when people are being burned alive: I sleep 😴
Dante when people are walking backwards: real shit 👁👁
I mean you can see people getting burned alive normally nothing special like walking backwards
Weirdly it makes sense
@@micahmorris3101 how does it make sense?
I mean if I saw people being burned alive I’d pass out or sleep cause it resolves my issues but walking backwards is kinda unusual and not as overwhelming as watching people being burned alive😂
Dante when people are burning in coffins: understandable. Have a good day 👋 🧐
"As people cry, the tears freeze"
The 9th layer is pretty contradictory when people think of hell as a place that burns forever and ever
Damn dude, you're fast.
I mean some of the first europeans to come to Canada in the winter pretty much described it as being hell I think
(don't know from where I got that from but I think I heard it somewhere)
Maybe that’s where the comment “it’s cold as hell” came from 😩
The reaction to this guy's comments is like that Leonardo di Caprio meme where he's pointing at the screen like "hey I know him".
This would be fine if they were ever more entertaining than some incredibly easy joke or surface-level observation, like I know it's fun to see people like this guy and Justin Y on all the vids I watch for a while but at this point I'm just annoyed that they're elevated above inciteful or funny comments because "dude I see you on every video".
Well it’s cold enough to get burned
OMG bruh I'm only half way through your vid and I LOVE IT! Your commitment to the material, your animation and humor. Love it! Always had a morbid(?) fascination with especially the imagery and notion of Dante's Inferno. You add to this in a wonderfully captivating and entertaining way. Bless you and thanks :)
Level 7: People are human centipeded together with a consistent flow of burning tar through them all
Level 8: Obesity
Lmao
Rofl 🤣 shots fired
Out of all the punishments described, the ice lake doesn't sound nearly as bad as a few others. I'd rather be in ice than boiling oil
@@Planetyyyy i would rather be in limbo
@Locseryu I'd rather be in heaven
“Talk about hyping up your boy” Lmfaoo Wendigoon is always dropping these golden lines
I unironically loved this story when I had to do a report on it in high school, and I still do. It's probably the greatest fanfiction ever written, right next to My Immortal.
gotta love the Inferno, but it's got nothing on My Immortal. cmon admit it
Fangz 2 raven 4 da help
How could you ironically love this story? You guys just use words you don't even understand
@@TownBiness97 its mean to make it sound sincere. ironically liking a story would be more like... saying "i love this story, its so quirky" vs "i absolutely love this story and think its a beautiful piece of media." the 38 likes understood the comment, and im sure you did too. the english language is used, defined, and changed as generations grow older. the definitions of words are skewered and used differently in comparison to the past few centuries/decades. stop being so anachronistically self-centred. people can use words in whatever way they want.
@@TownBiness97 i love rise of skywalker ironically because it's a terrible movie and a train wreck that derails whatever remained of the saga but it's so fucking funny because of that
After running behind on my reading of Inferno for a test I have tomorrow (aka in about five hours from now), this was a genuine life saver in not only better understanding what I had already read, but also speedrunning through the last 12 Cantos. From the bottom of my heart, thank you
Dante: I guess Hell is really just the friends we made along the way.
Iconic
💀💀
Yeah so original, really fed up with reading this shit on every video I see these days
Hahahahaha
this is it, this is the comment
i still can't believe they turned Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry into real people.
And they can write bangers 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Obviously it's a epic game dude
You have shown motivation👍🏻
Now I imagine DMC Dante as this mega fan of his own brother for no apparent reason
wait until you find out about Lucia and Trish.
Dante literally wrote a self-insert bible fanfic where he is a Gary Stu.
I don't believe he's a Gary Stu. While the story is centered on him, he presents himself as fallible. I know at least once Vergil admonishes him for having pity on those in Hell, since God has judged them as unworthy of such. Several times Vergil has to explain things to him. Dante grows throughout The Comedy. He's certainly not presented as THE BESTEST EVAHR, which is how I think of a Mary Sue.
Oh, please, how many people bought that idiot "overly sarcastic" review?
the Divine Comedy is written in first person just because to write "I did... I viewed" is more pregnant than writing "Charlie did... Charlie viewed". The "Dante" character of the Divine comedy is a worse version of the real life Dante. Is always scared (Dante was a war veteran) and much of the time he doesn't understand what's happening around him (when it was Dante the poet that wrote those allegories).
@@neutronalchemist3241 👎
I understand all these words separately
@@neutronalchemist3241 "overly sarcastic" You mean one of the best channels for this type of thing. How stupid do you have to be to call it an idiot?. If you don't like it then fine with you but it ain't idiotic as you call it.
I love that you find a way to share the gospel at some point in these videos. It helped me at a time I was losing faith
Dante: “I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at homosexuality.”
The Church: “You can excuse murder?”
Makes sense, he was sending so many to hell in his fiction
The amount of stuff the church already excuses lol pot calling a kettle black
Biblical fanfiction is wiiiiild-
this MIGHT be community
I mean, the crusades were a whole thing, so the church must of agreed
everyone : *being torn to shreds by big three headed doggo*
dante : *what are the gas prices?*
Hey, what’s the deal with airplane food?
"How much is horse feed in Florence right now?"
"How is this gonna affect LeBron's legacy?"
I like how Dante genuinely just made people who ate too much suffer worse than a pair of adulterers
Somebody probably stole his lunch and he just turned them into a fat blob getting cut open over and over again for all eturnity
as someone who eats to much, doing anything physical is enough torture for an eternity
Keep in mind, in that time, food could be tough to come by. A gluttonous person could be indirectly taking food from someone else
Im sorry for being a fatass Dante 😭
according to Dante both gluttony and adultery are sins born of excessive love but the important thing here is that excessive love for another person is a lesser sin that excessive love for mere things (in this case food)
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And you had to walk past all the starving people dying on the streets every single day. Hear them speak, even. There was no just driving past them.
I'm like two years late for this comment but you are really good at painting a canvas for someone to understand the full essence of the ideas... it's a God given gift 🎁❤❤❤❤
Dante’s teacher: I think I may be gay…
Dante: *LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM JIMBO!*
🤣👍🏽
*Kill Bill red zoom in with screeching soundtrack plays closing in on Dante*
But... how did Dante know that?? Hmmmmmmmmm
a well deserved fate
Virgil: "Oh, don't believe me? Rip that branch off that tree."
Dante: "Uhh...okay..."
*rips off branch*
Dante: "OH SHIT, THAT'S A GUY."
Virgil: "fr it's pretty fucked up, right?"
Every other tree/person: 👁️👄👁️
HOLY FISHPASTE! ITS A GUY!
@@ryanscott717 "I need...I need...a tailor..."
The bush was honestly my favorite part of the whole story because I couldn't get over the image in my head of Dante breaking off a part of it and it just starts screaming and bleeding dramatically like "WHY HAS THE WORLD FORSAKEN ME THIS WAY???"
@@ryanscott717 I thought the same exact thing when I saw this comment 😭 then I saw your reply.
Dante’s Inferno seems to be able to be summed up in a few points:
1. Dante passes out
2. Wakes up in a new place
3. Dante asks about Florence (cause that’s obviously very important)
4. Other characters praise Dante for being a super cool dude
5. Dante passes out
and so the cycle continues
Okay hear me out, remember what vaas said about insanity in fc3..... Dante is insane, this explains everything
ITS NOT A GAME PEOPLE, YOU COULD DIE TOMORROW, QUIT PLAYING AROUND, THESE ARE END TIMES!!!
TURN TO JESUS NOW! ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS
STOP PUTTING YOUR HOPE IN THE GOVERNMENT, IN RELIGION, IN SCIENCE, IN WEALTH, IN CELEBRITIES, IN SPORTS, IN THE WORLD (IT WILL PERISH!)
Turn back to Jesus our Creator, not religion. Religion creates bondage, in Christ there is freedom. Im not talking church, im not talking religion, im talking relationship with your Creator. Call upon Jesus now and ask Him into your life and to forgive your sins.
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." -John 14:6
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” -Romans 6:23
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." -Matthew
10:33
YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN AGAINST GOD AND TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR SIN WHEN YOU WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK UP. YOU WILL BE WEEPING IN TERROR REALIZING YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH GOD, HE CREATED EVERYTHING!!!
GOD SEES EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE; YOU WONT FOOL HIM!!!
OR
PUT YOUR TRUST IN JESUS WHO DIED ON THE CROSS AND TOOK THE WRATH OF GOD IN OUR PLACE FOR OUR SINS. IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT HE CANT FORCE YOU TO TAKE IT. WILL YOU CALL UPON HIM NOW AND SURRENDER TO HIM. TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND, HE'S WAITING AND HE LOVES YOU.
you forgot 6. God sent me.
Hey Travis... Good to see your bot is still clanking around.