12 Songs You Never Hear in a Guitar Store
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Despite how they look in this video, the guys at Dave’s Guitars are extremely nice 😂👍 What song would you never expect to hear in a guitar store?!
Music is Win big balls ac dc
Any video game theme
Music is Win Sad But True
A piano tune
Hey
Things you’ll NEVER hear in a guitar store:
“I’d like to buy this guitar.”
“This guitar is totally worth $3000.”
Eddie Kalista 😂
Oh gish ive heard that , does that mean im a legend?
Random dude that exists yes
Yeah, I'd like to try this
*plays first 5 notes of stair way*
*makes eye contact with staff*
*continues with the pretender*
Mr Tea THATS THE BEST IDEA EVERRRR IMA DO THAT
YESSS LMFAO
Start out with the break instead of the beginning! Lol
Escape plan route
im surprised that every guitar store doesn’t have a “no stairway” sighs after Wayne’s World 🤣
Fur Elise is to piano stores what Stairway is to guitar stores- you’ll get dirty looks from the salesmen.
Don't forget Yiruma - River Flows in You. Maybe even the worst.
Other honorable mentions: Mozart - Rondo Alla Turca and Super Mario Theme Song
😂😂😂😂😂😆
@@cjoh5446 I don't know if this is a stereotype anywhere else, but if you play the flea waltz in a piano store in Germany, chances are you'll get murdered.
Do Bumble Boogie on a piano, you'll get a standing ovation.
@@virginia7125 Play hungarian rhapsody and you'll make people swoon
Things you'll never hear in a guitar store again because of covid:
The intro cough in "Wonderwall"
Songs you never hear in a guitar store:
The one that you're playing cause the guy next to you won't stop playing Sweet Child
At live venue volume
I hate that riff
@@CharlieENG especially when there's a bunch of accidental pinch harmonics
straight. UP
nanananaNINUNANU nanananaNINUNANU
I once saw someone who played crazy train the whole way through on a Jackson with no mistakes
@@Sophhiiaa_ but....you are watching guitar videos aswell.....
@@Sophhiiaa_ hypocrite
Lies
It was the power of the Jackson taking over him lol
“He’s too dangerous to be left alive!”
Me, who have never been at a guitar store: OMG SO ACCURATE
Never been to a book store either?
@@KitchenerLeslie2 lmao i have shit ton of books wdym
Watching a guitar video about things in a guitar store. And you've never been in a guitar store?!?!?
Ok?? Your comment doesnt make sense. Its like your saying, "youre not an artist why tf are you watching someone draw" like???
@@tenshimocha no lol your reply doesn't make sense
Why the fuck would you watch something about a place you never been to like it doesn't make sense
Whenever you play Stairway To Heaven in a guitar store, just tell the people who work there that you’re playing Taurus by Spirit
Brilliant!
Fucking genius
Yes, play Taurus and see what happens.
"Im pLaYiNg sPiRiT!"
@@lunahetfield oh
Ok
I got that reference
i mess with people by playing metallica on an electric ukelele
I play Metallica on any instrument I can find.
I arranged a concert band score for Master of Puppets, and The Call of Ktulu.
Cursed!
@@kyestar88 yep
@@kyestar88 yep
kyestar88 its just so the ukulele can be heard if its at a live performance without having extra mics. Its essentially like an electric acoustic guitar
2:06 if you did that now you would have been kicked out for two reasons
Corona
That's what was implied with the joke, it didn't need an explanation.
@@hahanerd8153 i do
CARONA
Well, three: also breaking into the private property of a closed guitar store... At least in Europe
I think blackbird with distortion might be the most sacrilegious thing I have ever heard. I can't unhear that
You deserve high marks for the ‘Baroque’ alone. Bravo! 😎
I was thinking the same thing... the fact he knows it, is just awesome
That's when I clicked the Like button :)
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16.
Plot twist: this is just a room in his house where he keeps all his guitars
part if his collection
Im pretty sure it is
It is
Yeah just on banned songs
It is XD
Fur Elise is the stairway to heaven equivalent in Piano. Brilliant but overplayed.
exactly
Trueeeeeeew
More accurate analogy would be the smoke on the water of classical piano
@@ethanhamlin5460 ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe in terms of popularity to ear of general people but not to actual players maybe
@@ethanhamlin5460 ok you're waaaay more accurate
Oh my God! The Lost Woods Theme was one of the first things I played on Guitar! I first played it at my girlfriend’s house and she recognized it immediately.
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16.
@@spicydramarama852 Nobody cares, dude. Stop posting Bible verses on unrelated content.
Love Baroque, been playing guitar for the last 19 years(mainly Hendrix, Mayer, blues and a love for ambient sounds) steering clear of Satch and Vai type players then discovered this gem a month ago. I love it!
*Plays all of these other songs*
Staff: Nothing
*Plays the Forbidden Riff*
Staff: So you have chosen...death.
0-3-5
But why are this songs kinda forbidden?
@@leaharms587 Because they're known to be extremely overplayed in guitar stores.
And the old controversy too
JC Denton baroque too?
I once heard a guy play the theme song of the Pink Panther... on bass
so?
@@alexkeller1788 So, you never hear it.
Nice
@@Malc664 You do if they sell saxophones.
@@LincolnRon Probably 😊
Fun Fact: Lost Woods Theme and Star Wars Theme are actually two of my Go To jams when testing out new Guitars and gear haha (Honorable Mentions to Song Of Storms and Street Fighter II Theme)
I'm convinced he just does these to bring happiness to bored guitar store employees.
i’ve personally never heard the pornhub intro in a guitar store 🤷♂️
Your the best big bro I could've asked for
My drummer plays it at every gig, just doesn’t ever go to music shops ever unfortunately
I have.
Wait... there's one?
You've been going to the wrong guitar store.
"Für Elise" starts playing...
No one:
Pianists: **confused screaming**
Yeppppppp
That’s not how the fucking nobody meme works you spastic fuckwit
r/uselessnobody
@@gamerduck4597 Wtf dude, why'd you be so conservative? I just wanted to make a funny comment that pianists can relate to, I didn't post this on r/memes, just so you know, "meme purist".
Bruno Serio even if it was somehow funny, this is the most retarded use of the meme
Yo! I work at a guitar store. Strangely enough, I DO hear "Lost Woods" frequently. You hit the nail on the head with everything else (especially Metallica on a strat 🤣🤣 that was a first)!
That's good, means VG music is bleeding more into the average player >:)
Yooo, my friend played On a Strat last time we were in a guitar store about two weeks ago lmao
Holy crap where have you been all my life?!? I laughed so hard I cried... Thanks! Finding your channel made my day...
You missed one:
Literally ANY classical piece originally written FOR guitar.
Like Bolero?
This is very true
Recuerdos Dr la alhambra
Actually...that only happens if you are in a mostly non-classical guitar store. XD
Si, Los Panchos panchos
Thing you'll never hear in a guitar store:
"Play Smoke on the Water one more time!"
Unless the salesman is heavily armed and calling you a fucker.
Chris Hayworth, *_who has hurt you?_*
Unless its a threat "Play Smoke on the Water one more time I DARE YOU"
Thing you'll never hear in a guitar store:
People playing Smoke on the Water fully
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16.
4:23 actually when I went in to buy my first guitar with my own money someone was playing super distorted Blackbird
Best riffs that the world doesn't know:
Riff Raff - AC/DC
Not to mention Down Payment Blues and Sin City
@@SpirituallyWired wow, I don't hear these songs in ages
Killer song.
You forgot Smoke on the Water. Most people don’t know about that one, but it’s really good.
It's to hard to play, I don't think anyone can play IT!
Nice!
Oh, thanks for introducing me to that song! Lemme look up a tab to see how it goes... 0-3-5... fuck, it's too hard.
That one is hard
Not even Jimi Hendrix could of play it
Dang I was looking for people who didn’t get the joke
Last week at Sweetwater I heard Raining Blood on an electric sitar. It was glorious.
R.J. Ronquillo “sitar”????
Man, I'd love to have heard that! Let me check TH-cam to see if there's someone doing that...
@@annonymous1026 indian instrument, same overal design as a guitar but wit like 9 strings i think (prob wrong on the strings part). search it on google, in the right hands it sounds amazing, in the wrong hands i want to cut my ears off
haha saw that in your danelectro vid, sounded great
I've played cowboys from hell on a banjo before
Ah, my favourite song - "Any Fingerpicking Song (With Tons of Distortion)"
i remember when i was younger, learned stairway to haven, and when i was buying pics, i tried to impress the guitar store employee.
i think he understood me, bc he was just standing ad smiling the whole time
I smell a comment from The Dooo about performing Zelda better coming any minute now.
i was about to
😂😂 I thought the same thing as soon as I heard it
Bruh if you see that guy ask if I can get unbanned from his discord server its been like a year at least smh
yaoihunter thedooo?
Yeah lmao
I played the forbidden riff at Guitar Center
But at low volume
BROWN22 SUGAR
WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!!!!
Dakotah Mays yeah I’m pretty metal
Dead man walkin'
Lol
We have a risktaker!
Awesome, as usual. Youre the man 🙂🎶🙂
👍 for Baroque. One of my favorite warm
up songs, it really gets your fingers to "thinking"
Nowadays, if you tried to cough at the beginning of Wonderwall you’d probably get kicked out...
Guinea Pig Adventures
Very original...
Guy : coughs
Guitar store owner : no no, not in my store
As you should!
Especially at guitar center
👍😷
I saw a dude playing Buckethead on a hollow body... and then I played some Junior Brown and Hank Williams on a BC Rich. Good times had by all.
Yup, My archtops enjoy a steady diet of Rage and Iron Maiden 8^D..
It's a guitar people, just play something you love to play. THAT'S what it's for.
@@1ListerofSmeg yup.
nuts. i play fur elise.
@@commentfreely5443 it's called "für Elise"
Hell yeah 😆 hank williams is awesome
Listening to blackbird with distortion changed my life
Tyler, I know this video is a year old, but I would like to thank you for introducing me to Baroque. It’s my number one meditation song, and I fuckin LOVE IT.
* picks up acoustic *
*agressive stares from everone in the store*
*plays an A on the d string*
*”LEAVE”*
Nice try, but it's obvious this whole video was a charade to show off your ability to play Baroque.
Kryptic that was beautiful damn
RubyLitten if you are talking to me, I wasn’t be sarcastic or anything is was a beautiful piece of music.
Hey - If it ain't Baroque ... Don't fix it !
God
@@toddnoyes6805Unless it's Barack
I have heard every single one of those songs in the guitar center in huntsville alabama
We just aren’t allowed to play sweet home Alabama. That’s a no go unless you plan to sing the whole song
Love it all. Brilliant. Greetings from ireland.
There's a sign in my local store that prohibits anyone from playing stairway to heaven
Edit: I tried playing it but the store staff looked at me funny so i switched to "The pretender"
So crush them infidels with Smoke On the Water =)
Karkat play guitar
No stairway? Denied!
Same at my local shop
Same
Smoke on the Water with a Miku pedal
Oh my god, no
Good lord no, just no
Do it
Best comment I've seen all day
Do most stores eveb sell or use that pedal?
Cause I've never come across one yet?
If they did, I would do that one so many riffs xD
Minor Swing was definitely my favorite one there. I wish more people played Gypsy jazz in guitar stores.
Same.
Dave's is the best! Great shop
Me: starting to Play seven nation army on a acoustic guitar
White stripes: say sike right now
Franio2405
SIKE
@@sike8156 eat that guitar
I hear that everyday in the shop. This one guy.
Franio2405
.-.
I do that
Pro tip: to avoid a lynch mob, don't ever play metallica riffs wrong
No to avoid a lynch mob PLAY some lynch mob, anything off of wicked sensation or their self titled 1992 album is a good time 🤘😉
@@derekhornsby5063 worse some people play master of puppets with alternate picking
@@angadgianirogers1844 haha, i sure don't... it makes me mad when people do that...
@@derekhornsby5063 yeah really even I play it with downpicking the way it's supposed to be played. IDK why but for me it's cringy when people play it with alternate picking and think they are playing it perfectly right.
@@derekhornsby5063 Who cares, it sounds the same. Some people don't want to copy everything 1:1
Fur Elise is actually my go-to when trying out classical or acoustic guitars.
It's hard to find someone who actually strums Wonderwall correctly as a hard core Oasis fan.
Also, there is no cough intro. Not sure where that comes from. Are they talking about the end of Roll With It?
Unfortunately I’ve heard wonderwall with the cough intro once
That's legendary lmao.
Genius song by Growashish
That was me. I go to guitar stores specifically to play wonderwall with the cough intro. Sorry.
souldry you’re a legend
Evan Whitten
Finally!! The long sought after recognition I’ve been longing for! Tears of joy commence.
Whenever I'm in the store, I always have the common courtesy to play a little Careless Whisper before 0-3-5'ing myself into legend.
in every sax store?
I can't waste the chance that I've been given on guitar? That's saxist.
Y e s
Wham's version, or Seether's?
@@michaeld6147 dude Seethers version slaps hard, love it
Damn. I’m going to find a guitar store tomorrow and rock the Peppa Pig theme song...
Fur Elise is one of the songs my 10 year old daughter always plays on guitar when she picks one up. Lol, I some times regret teaching it to her (not). Great vid.
I’m a drummer and you’ve given me inspiration to learn the forbidden riff
Kade you need to play “wipe out”
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16.
@@billurban3940 thats like our forbidden beat lol
When we enter a guitar store we all become General Grievous
*This Les Paul will make a fine addition to my collection*
😂😂😂😅😅True.
I'm not sure why your videos came up as
Recommended but I'm glad they did. Fucking brilliant lol
This was a good list. I'll remember to play some of them the next time I'm in the Guitar Shop. One song I've never heard is the Jimmy Webb song "Galveston" You know Glen Campbell hit? Do it distorted on a PRS Tom Anderson semi. That will freak them out for sure.
What would the owner say to blackbird with distortion 😂😂
I think they'd give you a weird look, but appreciate your ingenious sense of humour. Not to mention the guts you need to play that with the gain cranked up.
There's a Linkin Park song called blackbird.
Just say its alter bridge lol
I love AB just to clarify
F.B.I....!!!!!!...F.B.I..!!!!
I heard a guy playing the 'Nyan Cat' theme on a Jackson one time
Misha Mansoor "Bulb" does that on one of his old demo tracks.
Did he use a Miku pedal?...
I’m wheezing so hard rn
@@maxscardanelli6185 That would've been fantastic. But no. Just lots of distortion
Lol he was in another level
Fantastic choice of amp head and cabinet
I once played für Elise in a guitar store lol.
It's easy af and sounds decent
One of the first songs I learned in guitar class at school. Still play it 9 years later
@@nathanbundy5651 it sounds amazing, do you play it starting on the 12th high e fret or on the 4th b fret and open high e like Cole Rolland?
“That song you only hear during a horse race” Me *a classical musician*: William Tell Overature
I like to play “Morrison’s Jig” using fingerpicking
I scrolled through the comment section to look for this comment.
Hugh Jazz I did too, but I couldn’t find it, so I figured I needed to represent the classical musician gang
@@robertmcgillivray120 Indeed. I've always thought that the Wilhelm Tell overture is somewhat well-known though, hence my (immeasurable! /s) disappointment at "that horse racing song".
Hugh Jazz I think we all felt a part of us die when he said “that horse racing song”
You forgot the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery theme.
P
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A
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But every five seconds its layered on top of itself
@@MrScarf-zm9ih You're late. I'm not paying for these.
_If I flip the pizzas, Mr. Aziz will flip out_
Believe it or not.. I actually over play it at guitar stores! 🤣
I live right by daves in lacrosse and i go there all the time always have got my first Gibson there and so did my dad when he was my age its cool you know about daves
Thank you for playing some Django! I think I’m going to try learning that - and then playing it in a guitar store.
March 2020:
Somebody: "Play Wonderwall intro"
Everybody at Guitar store: "Oh, crap"
Today is gonna be the day is gonna be the day is gonna be the day is gonna be the day
I dOnT BElIEVE tHat anYBodY FeEls tHe wAY I dO aBOut YoU NOw
Edit:
Not hating on oasis or the song , they are a great band , my favourite but it does get annoying at times
Everyone at the party: please can you play Wonderwall?
Everyone at the guitar store: DON'T YOU DARE PLAY WONDERWALL
@@telechubby2310 must be a shite party if they want you to play wonderwall
@@tottenhamman9726 True that 😂
"That song you only hear during the horse race" is actually the finale of Gioacchino Rossini's William Tell Overture :)
Thank you!! A horse race? Dude, it's the Lone Ranger's Theme for chrissake...🤣 ✌🏼👴🏼👍🏼
Dabaka93 thank you! I’m glad someone said it!
@@jklogan1969 I don't know why but everyone has association with horse horse race, when I heard this song on classical concert I thought where I heard this, some movie with horse race.
@@dmitrizaslavski8480 it was because the Lone Ranger.
@@dmitrizaslavski8480 because old western movies. when US cavalry charge you can hear William Tell Overture.
Legend has it... that everytime "the lick" is played, Adam Neely learns a new scale.
5:00 R.I.P
The forbidden riff should be written in a scroll kept locked away in a sacred temple.
clean clarence 3 I thought it was the “May I Help you? Riff”
I dont know Tyler's musical judgement is law in music
clean clarence 3 idk about that, I think my guy Wayne has precedence over Tyler lol
If it wasnt for Tyler I would still be failing at metallica riffs. He has inspired me to keep trying and pushing my limits. No matter what in all aspects of life
Yes but only the dragonborn can acces it to save the world
that distorted Blackbird made me so incredibly uncomfortable
Somba it made me cringe 😂
O damn, I didn't even recognise the song :S wow
let me tell you about this guy named jaco....
It's cursed
The coolest part of Dave's collection is definitely the cars. Fight me
Amazingly awesome content
ive played metallica on a strat before
REMOVE THE VIDEO
Same 😂
Why is bad playing Metallica on a strat?
@@mauricioparra407 Strats are not known for their ability to play anything metal really. single coils are less than ideal for heavy distortion. there are a few songs that sound ok with a Strat (intro to "One" being a prime example) but most sound far better on a Gibson/Ibanez/Jackson/etc.
Hammett plays in Stratocaster since 1988... What is the problem?
@@ronaldothomejunior3702 mainly on justice, he then got endorsed by esp and got his own signature model. Emgs happened afterwards too
Intro cough. Now I know why I suck, I wasn't taught that
Thats the most vital part😆😆
Honestly the intro cough to wonderwall is my least favorite intro cough
Its like so forced
Didn’t even know there was an intro cough since the one I listen to is the remastered version and that doesn’t have an intro cough
that's like Sweet Leaf by Sabbath....gotta have the cough
@@smittycle9952 you need to listen it on vinyl dude....
For the love of god. The entire thing. 30 person orchestra is mandatory
Been given kudos and or questions many times for playing ‘Villanova Junction’ or ‘Dark Eyes.’
Kirk Hammett actually plays a Fender Strat during Nothing Else Matters on their current tour
yeah i was looking to see if anybody commented that
Kirk has played different strats pretty often from the early years on to this day!
I dont listen to metal, so forgive me of I'm wrong but isnt Mr. Hammet dead?
@@conanrose1182 no
@@conanrose1182 Cliff died back in 1986, he was the bassist of Metallica if you meant him
that “only song you hear during a horse race” is William Tell Overture
@maxx mabemwe true, its also comical how many people think thats where it came from too
@maxx mabemwe Phillistine!
You can hear it in the lost solo by RR
4:22 Blackbird on distorted electric guitar is something I never knew I needed.
I played Blaze Foley - Clay Pigeons fingerstyle on a RR Jackson in the guitar store. Received some interesting looks.
Für Elise: *starts playing*
Pianists: Wait, I believe the title was "never hear".
That's exactly what I thought I play piano and guitar so hearing fur Elise wasnt uncommon for me
...huh?
Yes, never hear in a GUITAR store
Forbidden riff is literally the riff i go on every time i pick up my dusty guitar
@@treetable8448 lol it's the Stairway to heaven riff it's "forbidden" cuz it's overplayed but it's just a meme play wathever u want
@@kasmitaha5882 true but goodluck playing it in many guitar stores lol
@@treetable8448 no dude it's not forbidden :) go play it in a guitar store :)))
It’s forbidden because in the film Wayne’s world he wasn’t allowed to play it or is it the other way round
You're a very good guitar player bro,love how you play guitar
Well played.
Admit it, if you came from acoustic fingerstyle and started playing electric you tried to play your fingerstyle songs distorted
I live for this day.
This hits too close to home lol
Fact.
Nooooo, okay, maybe just like, once..... or a couple times.
I actually started with electric long ago. But finger pick acoustic a lot these days. Challenge accepted, write something interesting with finger picking distortion.
I played the intro stairway at least 4 times on a Gretsch at my local guitar center & get this...
No-one stopped me, tho they did look at me weird and shook their head in disbelief. lol
That look of disappointment 👀 oof
Sinner
Dude u got balls I've been legit THROWN out of my local guitar store for playing stairway
@@hichigoshirosaki3665 Oof
Gregory Hutton I seriously don’t get the what’s the big deal about playing stairway to heaven. I mean it is overplayed but to kick someone out just cuz..?!! I seriously don’t get it.
Looks like I have some songs to learn for my next shop visit.
I would love to have that amazing talent to play guitars like that... Wow.. I would love to learn..
Metallica on a Strat actually sounded pretty nice.
I thought the same thing! Odd isn’t it
What was the song?
@@nikoskorick2889 Battery I believe
@@christianstewart9987
Not a guitar person, why people doesn't play Metallica on a strat?
@@yaservillasenor579 good question. Strats have single coil pickups, Metallica and most metal in general is played using humbuckers
edit: yes, a lot of strats have humbuckers which makes them very usable for metal, the classic strat design with 3 single coils however usually isn’t.
"ANY FINGER PICKING SONG (WITH TONS OF DISTORTION)"... You mean... Money for Nothing??
Anything Mark Knopfler ever played with distortion
Oh man what a tune!!!
the first half of that finger picking is clearly Blackbird from The Beatles but with an electric guitar w/ lot of distortion!!
Love the wonderwall bit Tyler
Bought my first guitar from Dave’s Guitar shop in La Crosse WI
The Lost Woods hit me in the feels.
I once played the Star Wars theme at guitar center, take the video down
Me too xD
But did anyone hear it?
I understand but some of these I have heard at my local store, including myself playing them.