Bill Burr- Finding out my new Girlfriend is Trans...

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  • @MrMikeauto0722
    @MrMikeauto0722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3226

    Bill told this guy to "sit on this decision" and I don't think he even realized how hilarious it was

    • @beyourselfeveryoneelseista2625
      @beyourselfeveryoneelseista2625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gtcam723
      @gtcam723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Eksile8
      @Eksile8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought the same thing 😆

    • @Njennings42
      @Njennings42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      then follows it up, balls in your corner, lmao

    • @lastdon6585
      @lastdon6585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂 exactly what I thought

  • @The.Nasty.
    @The.Nasty. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3174

    “I’m gonna have somebody bleep out this city and state”
    Strong work Billy Boy.

    • @BlayzeDeville
      @BlayzeDeville 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "Nobody had bleeped out that city and state. Everyone had determined that this statement, was in fact, a lie."

    • @phukgewgle8181
      @phukgewgle8181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣

    • @neo-babylon7872
      @neo-babylon7872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That somebody was the analytical Billy and he's been on vacation since forever.

    • @steveaustin5344
      @steveaustin5344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When it happens in the state of Georgia I guess they call it a
      Transatlantic Crossing.

    • @jamiestwrt
      @jamiestwrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steveaustin5344 ahahahah

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Bill is definitely one of those guys where he might not SOUND sensitive about stuff, but if you listen carefully he's actually very empathetic and understanding of all sorts of people who aren't intentionally hurting others.

    • @GeekdomCentral
      @GeekdomCentral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He’s definitely sensitive, it’s just wrapped up in his very callous and blunt personality.

    • @ayporos
      @ayporos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No shit. Where do you think all of his anger comes from?.. it's because he cares.

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ayporos Pretty sure the outbursts are just part of a core-personality trait coming from his upbringing in Massachusetts

    • @ayporos
      @ayporos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Maxisamo1 If you say so. The outbursts maybe. But getting angry at injustice doesn't just mean you're an 'angry' person.. it also means you have a strong sense of justice. And I believe that counts for something. I don't trust people that never get angry... as that indicates they don't care about anything enough to get angry over it.

    • @fumoffu_l
      @fumoffu_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree. It's very blunt, and I could see someone getting offended by this, but I think he just doesn't know the terminology (which feels like it changes every 3 weeks at this point). And while the way he said "that's a different kind of dude" isn't really accurate, it kind of is? What he's trying to say in his own way is "you're allowed to not want to be with a trans person. If you're not into that, it's okay." As a trans person myself, I agree. It's not right to expect everyone to be attracted to you, or want to be with you, regardless of being cis or trans. Some people can't get past it, and that's okay. It doesn't make them a bigot.

  • @deadheadwsp705
    @deadheadwsp705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    Funniest part of this was bill not knowing what a trans person is😂

    • @XxMeatShakexX
      @XxMeatShakexX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Pretty sure he knows, it's standard practice for comedians to pretend to be a dumb everyman to seem more objective and relatable.

    • @NerdPowah
      @NerdPowah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@XxMeatShakexX I think you're reading too much into it buddy.

    • @davidcanavese6754
      @davidcanavese6754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Pretty sure he knows what transgender is. Transs*xual is an outdated term, which most of us haven't heard in a while (unless you're a Rocky Horror fan) because it's generally considered offensive nowadays.

    • @carpetbomb8986
      @carpetbomb8986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@davidcanavese6754 I thought transvestite was the offensive and outdated term?

    • @-Wreckanize-
      @-Wreckanize- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I still have no idea the differences between a transgendered vs transexual vs transvestite

  • @glennmorris25
    @glennmorris25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    ‘balls are in your court’

  • @peacekkqmark
    @peacekkqmark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Bill is treading unfamiliar ground here, we're gonna need a sports metaphor soon... And there it is.

    • @cameronknight1654
      @cameronknight1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Goddamnit I read this right as he said it

    • @DysmasTheGoodThief
      @DysmasTheGoodThief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cameronknight1654 same gahahahahah

    • @juandiegoprado
      @juandiegoprado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No better way to describe how he thinks than with this simple statement

    • @joshsamuels4283
      @joshsamuels4283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cameronknight1654 me too😂😂😂😂

    • @MCOGroupNews
      @MCOGroupNews 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cameronknight1654 same ☠️🤣

  • @TrueSonOfSkyrim
    @TrueSonOfSkyrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Balls in your court .... No pun intended" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joefuentes2977
      @joefuentes2977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He needs to sit on this decision. Think long and hard, you know?

  • @RingsOfSolace
    @RingsOfSolace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Bill: "I'm gonna have somebody bleep out the city."
    Also Bill: doesn't.

  • @MySaucyNuggets
    @MySaucyNuggets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4624

    If you’re Trans, say that. On the first date, or during the first conversation you have. It’s seriously unfair and a little dumb to keep that information hidden, then get upset when someone rejects you.

    • @TheTaekwon3
      @TheTaekwon3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Exactly it's a reason you are hiding it

    • @keynonburns4921
      @keynonburns4921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      Also it’s their feelings that get hurt the most from hiding such information. If you want acceptance for the way you are it can’t start with deception

    • @leorios6400
      @leorios6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Agree totally. It prevents a lot of drama, heart brakes and even violence. Be honest people, and save yourself and others from all of that.

    • @leorios6400
      @leorios6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@TheTaekwon3 the sooner the better

    • @infidelheretic923
      @infidelheretic923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I totally agree. But of course the reason they don’t is because 95% of men will reject them the instant they know.

  • @charlesconner9044
    @charlesconner9044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    I find this hilarious because my mother's side of the family originated in Paducah, Kentucky. So much for bleeping out the town Billy 😂😂😂

    • @deadheadwsp705
      @deadheadwsp705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      My family went there for a family reunion😂. I was pissed because before we went we saw the biggest attraction was their national quilt museum. Actually had a great time and was a cool little town

    • @firefly9838
      @firefly9838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Paducah is close to where I used to live in Illinois.

    • @josephlittlefield2313
      @josephlittlefield2313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not much to do? Lmao I live 40 minutes away and Paducah is wayyy bigger than my town lmao

    • @labadjuju
      @labadjuju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Maria Hepburn billy is the transexual woman, she kept her male name

    • @smallbutmightymma6171
      @smallbutmightymma6171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmfao the old Paducah switch a roo

  • @dasrubberduck7331
    @dasrubberduck7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “I was born this way, like some lady gaga shit” that killed me.

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “If it’s got a hole it gets the poll”
    - Dr. Seuss

  • @greatwhitenorthoverland
    @greatwhitenorthoverland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4125

    Finding out the love of your life aka your girl friend is trans would be a pain in the ass.

  • @BeeBumper
    @BeeBumper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    Lying is no way to start a relationship no matter what you are

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Technically she never lied she didn't tell him until the last minute.

    • @TheBiggerDavo
      @TheBiggerDavo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      @@EikottXD thats called a lie of omission bro

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@TheBiggerDavo Nah, no lie. But definitely not the way to go about things.

    • @TheBiggerDavo
      @TheBiggerDavo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@EikottXD semantics buddy but yeah we agree that's no way go about your biz. The old bait and switch lol

    • @jaydonjohnston798
      @jaydonjohnston798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@EikottXD yeah if you were in that situation you wouldn't be saying that🤣

  • @AImighty_Loaf
    @AImighty_Loaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *Bill looks up what a trans person it*
    "Alright that just made me even more confused"

  • @Rayna429
    @Rayna429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is comedic Gold 🥇 Listening to Bill Burr trying to navigate this situation from such an innocent perspective. You can tell this is an old clip. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @QueensWino
    @QueensWino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    "Like a hood ornament!" Holy shit that was funny...Bill can just drop lines like that with ease. Ah geeeeezus!!!

    • @TheOJDrinker
      @TheOJDrinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or imagine... truck nuts

  • @amessina6691
    @amessina6691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Balls in your court. Balls everywhere. So many balls. No shortage of balls.😬

    • @kimberlyjones8152
      @kimberlyjones8152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bahaha

    • @kimberlyjones8152
      @kimberlyjones8152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haven't seen that many balls since my dodgeball days in elementary and just like then, they fly a bit too close to my face for my comfort

    • @Kaodusanya
      @Kaodusanya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Screw you I just laughed out loud in public 🤣

    • @kimberlyjones8152
      @kimberlyjones8152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kaodusanya 😄

    • @joeygonzales3815
      @joeygonzales3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Balls on the flo’

  • @tehgreatist
    @tehgreatist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I'd say this, you wanna sit on that decision"
    oh jeez Bill

    • @ucitymetalhead
      @ucitymetalhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better than tackling it head on.

  • @chrisbaker7583
    @chrisbaker7583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Bill not even knowing what transgender meant, and having to look it up, was such a wholesome moment.

    • @キラキラくりくり頭
      @キラキラくりくり頭 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He probably knew the term transgender, but not trans sexual. And possibly thought there's a difference.

    • @fumoffu_l
      @fumoffu_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm sure he knew, but doesn't keep up with the terms that change all the time. I agree, that him looking it up was indeed wholesome. He didn't want to say something he didn't mean, or go on one of his famous rants without understanding what was being talked about. Yes, good on him for wanting to be informed before he opened his mouth. We could all learn from that.

    • @monkeyzuul7808
      @monkeyzuul7808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Transsexual is the older term, actually, dating back a century. Transgender started being used in the 80s. Transsexual is still considered valid today, but only for people who had genital surgery; transgender may or may not require genital surgery. All transsexuals are transgender, but not all transgender people are transsexual.
      If that's confusing, that's why the word transgender is generally used today.

    • @DickiMonster
      @DickiMonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monkeyzuul7808 synthetic woman is the word

    • @georgebyron468
      @georgebyron468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      God, Americans need punching for every time they use the word wholesome! Oh, I'm sorry did I just type this.

  • @jr_484
    @jr_484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Some wild shit going on in East Kungamunga

  • @Codyd99749
    @Codyd99749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I love how Bill's advice comes back to a simple topic most times, communication. Take the tips people, talk about it

    • @robdevore6193
      @robdevore6193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Take the tip"

    • @777jimothy
      @777jimothy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And rubbing one out

    • @tommythecat4961
      @tommythecat4961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@777jimothy the champagne of victory!

    • @Noplayster13
      @Noplayster13 ปีที่แล้ว

      Things have gotten pretty nuts and there is a ton of terrible advice out there. Not surprised that younger people need to be told what the most rational, reasonable answers are.

  • @Bybot973
    @Bybot973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “It’s a different kind of dude” lol I’m dead

  • @Breaknskillz81
    @Breaknskillz81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Joe rogan: take dmt
    Bill burr: rub one out

  • @low_vibration
    @low_vibration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    to quote quagmire: "pre op or post op?"

    • @matthiassuki_2546
      @matthiassuki_2546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *whispers* sneak around back lol

    • @DysmasTheGoodThief
      @DysmasTheGoodThief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doesn’t matter. Post op just results with an UN healing wound with puss and blood

    • @kthebarbarian8223
      @kthebarbarian8223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DysmasTheGoodThief
      I don't think that's how this works. Lol

  • @Foohbs
    @Foohbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    “If you had an operation how were you born this way” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 FACTS

    • @Z7Sakari
      @Z7Sakari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Try looking up intersex surgeries sometime. Doctors make an irreversible decision for people as soon as they are born, and if they happened to choose wrong… that person is screwed.

    • @darthbigred22
      @darthbigred22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@Z7Sakari extremely rare and the person in the email said "transsexual".

    • @SupersaiyanChristian
      @SupersaiyanChristian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Z7Sakari that is such an outlier. If that was the case it would be somewhat understanding. Transexual is something completely different now adays

    • @dustyboi8975
      @dustyboi8975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean it’s not “facts”. Bill literally said he had no idea what he’s talking about

    • @indy2316
      @indy2316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dustyboi8975 He also immediately came to the right conclusion - she meant a woman's mind not body

  • @robertitocruz8559
    @robertitocruz8559 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Never been pursued like this before"..
    Yupp the way a man does 😂

    • @JDAfrica
      @JDAfrica ปีที่แล้ว

      Like a dog with a bone

  • @omogbaiatakpu1866
    @omogbaiatakpu1866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I knew it was too good to be true." - we've all been there champ

  • @Aries1990
    @Aries1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "What is a transsexual, like a hermaphrodite?"😂

  • @cronic8644
    @cronic8644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That Al Pacino was awesome!

  • @dullahanblack3090
    @dullahanblack3090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I feel so bad for this guy, sounds like he’s had a rough time and just as he’s getting hope he gets slapped in the face. If your not into it don’t go for it.

  • @backseatboysgaming6911
    @backseatboysgaming6911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's just a different kind of dude. This is gold.

  • @rathgrams
    @rathgrams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    He didn’t bleep that city after all did he

    • @MightiestArm
      @MightiestArm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @Ironman374
    @Ironman374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *sees title
    "Ohhhhhhhhhh Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezuussssssssssssssssss

  • @mrjonsey
    @mrjonsey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I think if you’re trans, you need to be upfront relatively soon. It’s going to be tough finding someone for you, but you knew that when you decided to transform, which I fully support. I feel like that’s the one person you tell, it’s nobody else’s business to be honest but you and your significant other.

    • @MisterZimbabwe
      @MisterZimbabwe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah especially if the BF want's to have children.

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, adding that bombshell on top of navigating all the other early relationship pitfalls just makes the whole thing harder. You don't need to go broadcasting it to everyone as soon as you meet, but you should be up front. If people are okay with your trans status then you can move into the other dating stuff. But if they aren't attracted to your anatomy, or of you've done the sex change they have issues with your trans status, then you can't really hold that against them. You need to establish a baseline and then go from there. If you're not on the same page to start and then you're trying to start having an intimate relationship and only then do you inform your partner, it's going to end rough.

    • @fumoffu_l
      @fumoffu_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      As a trans individual myself. Yeah, be up front. It doesn't have to be the first conversation, or even the first date. But if things seem to be progressing (be it emotionally or physically), be transparent so nobody gets hurt.

    • @mr.increediblle7964
      @mr.increediblle7964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@fumoffu_l You have to be upfront on the first date or even before you meet because you are wasting the person's time if they are not into trans from the get go. Also you want to protect yourself as some will get violent if you dont tell them as majority of people still see trans women as men.

    • @phuckyou6314
      @phuckyou6314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fumoffu_l So trans how?

  • @chiefsdad
    @chiefsdad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    If Bill genuinely didn't know what a transsexual is in 2021 then I am very envious of the world he lives in.

    • @nogoodgod4915
      @nogoodgod4915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      This is old, probably like 5-6 years ago maybe even older.

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah, no way was this recorded in 2021. This is old.

    • @js01141
      @js01141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This channel is a reposting page haha

    • @humblejo130
      @humblejo130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously!

    • @yury2749
      @yury2749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If this was recent he would be in some shit over it.

  • @tonysams7261
    @tonysams7261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bill says "I don't know".....
    My thoughts exactly 🤣

  • @gamb1t
    @gamb1t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I pray I'm never in this situation. Goodluck brother 😂

    • @moosey7165
      @moosey7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont think you have to worry about that

    • @jacktom3799
      @jacktom3799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moosey7165 same could be said for you buddy

    • @moosey7165
      @moosey7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacktom3799 ay at least im not crying about trans people

    • @jacktom3799
      @jacktom3799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@moosey7165 if you consider that as hating trans people then your head is to far up your own ass for me to argue anymore
      Have a nice day

    • @moosey7165
      @moosey7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacktom3799 likewise

  • @The420Earthling
    @The420Earthling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I lost it when Bill said "i'll sit on this one" 😂😂😂

  • @davewade30
    @davewade30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Just a different kind of dude." LOL!

  • @churro_gonzalez
    @churro_gonzalez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Both advices got me in tears. 🤣 Oh… Bill.

  • @jodygotyourgirlngone
    @jodygotyourgirlngone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Is this the fun part of it? Finding out how fuckin' dumb I am?!?" The camera pans over to me and I give a gentlemanly nod in gentle affirmation..."YEP"....roll credits.

    • @throe68
      @throe68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicely done!

  • @damico.j1004
    @damico.j1004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    While I think trans people should be honest up front, I can see why fear of rejection can stop them. Also, some people have bad reactions to finding out someone is trans whether it happens on the first date or later.

    • @HalfBrainGamers
      @HalfBrainGamers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I personally just think it's safer to reveal that sort of thing when you're not meeting face to face for safety's sake.
      It doesn't have to be immediate but at least not if you fear that someone might kill you if they find out and you're within strangling range.

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True. And depending what "she" looks like, maybe she thought it was obvious, like he could tell. Cuz honestly, if you take the time to look, there are certain signs, (adams apple, jawline, muscle density, body shape, etc) that should help to tell if its a biological woman or not.

    • @jeremesmith9266
      @jeremesmith9266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It’s lying by omission.
      It’s no different than not telling a potential partner if you have herpes or aids or something.
      In the realm of intimacy, transparency is paramount, no matter to subject.

    • @BlGGESTBROTHER
      @BlGGESTBROTHER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@BattleBladeWarrior You know that biological women can have prominent Adam’s apples, right?
      I agree that the majority of transsexuals are easy to identify but there are some very convincing ones that you would never be able to tell from their appearance alone. On the flip side, there are biological women who have classically masculine traits that you would incorrectly assume are transsexual.

    • @brndnwilks
      @brndnwilks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BattleBladeWarrior Unfortunately they have plastic surgery for just about all of that. They can even shave down the Adam's apple.

  • @cjlooklin1914
    @cjlooklin1914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hot Crazy scale, he found a unicorn.

  • @bigbean78
    @bigbean78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Someone cancel “Dr.” Phil’s show and replace it with the Dr. Bill show.

  • @j.kapiris
    @j.kapiris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "Finding out your new girlfriend is actually your boyfriend".

  • @jeremydeetz3593
    @jeremydeetz3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    This is a hard one, dude has to really listen to what's inside him, not what he thinks people will think. Other hand he isn't gay and was kinda tricked into having feelings for someone who wasn't honest up front with him. I feel bad for the guy and am thankful I don't have to figure this out for myself.

    • @superape873
      @superape873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      “Hard one” and “what’s inside him.” I really thought this was going to be a bit

    • @LongLiveChowder
      @LongLiveChowder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0)⁹

    • @MrTyler189
      @MrTyler189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@superape873 bahaha you killed me

    • @scottashe984
      @scottashe984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like you might have to figure it out anyway. I'm not a licensed psychologist but I know more than them anyway.

    • @SonOfTheDawn515
      @SonOfTheDawn515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jbf4184 doesn't make you gay if you were attracted to the person thinking they were the opposite sex.

  • @negativezero3107
    @negativezero3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The balls are truly in his court haha

  • @nicholas1254
    @nicholas1254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how he did Nia's voice as deeper ahahhaha

  • @robertdoughlin
    @robertdoughlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You know shit is about to go down when you hear that "Oh Jeezzuz"

  • @Lafuerza_V
    @Lafuerza_V หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You can tell this was from like 10 years ago, “before the dark times”

  • @garagegeek7917
    @garagegeek7917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao this was awesome to listen to, thanks for the laughs

  • @twiceremoved7339
    @twiceremoved7339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dude fell in love with Crying Games

  • @seth8933
    @seth8933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I don't know, maybe they keep them like a hood ornament."

  • @nathanyeo2621
    @nathanyeo2621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This was the funniest shit ever. Poor guy though 😲

  • @ilijaknezevic8370
    @ilijaknezevic8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This show should be called:
    "Ask your Dad." Soooo funny, sweet and cringy at the same time!

  • @robertthegamecat9548
    @robertthegamecat9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    It would have even been beneficial if she had told him that she was trans, on the 1st date... or before then. For one, it's the honest thing to do. Two, she could have known whether or not how accepting the dude would be about it. Three, it shows that she is willing to show the respect that she would want him to show her. Some people get upset if you don't tell them you have a dog, or you live with your parents, or legally can't go back to the state of Michigan. Why isn't telling someone you're trans something that is common courtesy to divulge before or during the 1st date?

    • @anonymousstrangeness7348
      @anonymousstrangeness7348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      "legally can't go back to the state of Michigan" 😂

    • @darthconquerus
      @darthconquerus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I dunno, I think it’s difficult to blame someone unless they literally got into bed without her saying, like imagine every single time you started to get close to someone they find out exactly who you are and reject you because of who you are, it doesn’t seem fair to blame them when they get caught up in the moment for once and just want to enjoy that excitement of something new for a little bit before it comes crashing down on them like this, which is presumably why they’re single because it keeps happening like that. No harm done aside a bit of smooching

    • @jimbob465
      @jimbob465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@darthconquerus nah bro, if you are a fucking man dressed like a woman trying to pick up guys you need to disclose that shit up front.

    • @darthconquerus
      @darthconquerus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jimbob465 yeah if you’re a guy in a wig, but I don’t think this is that, like he couldn’t even tell she was trans so she’s gone as far as hormones and maybe surgery, that’s a bit different from a wig and stubble

    • @RD-jr8nv
      @RD-jr8nv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@darthconquerus Dude a lie is a lie, don’t complicate things. If the truth doesn’t work for them, there will be someone else who it does.

  • @newfjuice6691
    @newfjuice6691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I made a comment...got deleted lol. No violence, no swearing, no name calling. Good old censorship lol

  • @RustinChole
    @RustinChole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Why do you guys write me?!” 😂 fucking love this guy.

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Gliding past the lying aspect since everyone seems on the same page:
    This dude really needs to stop being so insecure and just do what he wants and not worry what others think.
    This is America, fuck whoever you want as long as they're a consenting adult human.

    • @MRJTD99
      @MRJTD99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Perfect answer.

    • @halversonnoel0
      @halversonnoel0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly though, once you actually go for it, The stigma of sex with someone with a dick kinda disappears fast. Just throw down a couple of tall boys to let that hesitation slip away and its gonna be easy going from then on.

    • @NotoriousMinion
      @NotoriousMinion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@halversonnoel0 What kind of ignorant shit is that. Did you think before you posted this?

    • @Iwontreadyourreply
      @Iwontreadyourreply 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the problem. America. Your country is fucked.

    • @themoongateofficial
      @themoongateofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously he doesn’t want to fuck a dude

  • @jameswalker4575
    @jameswalker4575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Almost fell out the shower laughing listening to this one 🤣🤣🤣

    • @asuraXTC
      @asuraXTC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Likewise

  • @chiabambam
    @chiabambam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Burr sound so damn confused just doesn't know what to say doesn't know what to think he doesn't understand what's happening he doesn't understand what the options are he's just so confused and I am so happy I can't stop laughing

    • @jean-paulmorin913
      @jean-paulmorin913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is not confused,it's part of the act

    • @chiabambam
      @chiabambam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jean-paulmorin913 Awe man, have you no more optimism in your soul for a search of happiness and joy. For the quandary formed inside a man's heart, that makes simple ignorance to the plight of human nature's morality regarding normalcy, a wonderous occasion! I'm sorry for the pessimism in your failed logic, but it's still very, very funny.

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I find it funny even though im a trans women and kind of offended by the ignorance and getting called a guy.

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Justice for Laundrie no im not lol what do you think thats going to accomplish? Like ill just magically be a guy because you say so. Im not going to pretend im a guy for some stranger miles away who doesnt even know me. You have no power or say about my identity. About to take my medicine in 20 mins nothing you can do about it.

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Justice for Laundrie that makes no sense, cis women dont all think, act, or look the same. Youre a science denier. How sad must your life be to want to stop other people from being happy. You cant control me and you definitely dont know me. Youre privileged enough not to go through what we do yet you think youre an expert on our condition. How black and white you see something that is complex. You arent one for critical thinking huh bud

  • @thomasshamp6031
    @thomasshamp6031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gotta use the old Adam’s apple test

  • @Danielson1818
    @Danielson1818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " She said she was born this way, like some Lady Gaga shit." I f*cking laughed so loud at that.

  • @johnemm7680
    @johnemm7680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Al Pacino impression on repeat😂

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, I was like, what the hell?! When did he bring Bill Haider on the show. Billy boy's got some impressions!

    • @leoperez2566
      @leoperez2566 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Al Pacino impressions all day.

  • @Hapasan808
    @Hapasan808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's easy, just borrow a little friction from a stranger, that doesn't make you Gay.
    ~Dave Chappelle

  • @sdsurfgirl60
    @sdsurfgirl60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bill stammers in personal issues but turns it into a sports analogy and speaks beautifully.

  • @morecringe89
    @morecringe89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL I would buy new glasses. Bill is awesome on this one "other kind of dude" It made my day. Thank you Kentucky

  • @BeeBumper
    @BeeBumper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Lying is no way to start a relationship no matter what you are. They delete any comment with the word Trans unless you praise it

    • @v8matey
      @v8matey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Censorship of free speech / opinion is what they class as "equality" in America.

    • @mau4604
      @mau4604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@davysanders4922 I hope you say the same thing when they start deleting your comments too.

    • @mau4604
      @mau4604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davysanders4922 I’m not denying that it’s their company, dude. I understand that just fine. I was just saying that if the censoring ever comes around to you (in general sense), you’d better not complain.

    • @mau4604
      @mau4604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davysanders4922 like I said, I know it’s their platform for whatever. I just know I’ll be laughing the day that those same people’s comments get scrutinized more for the slightest difference of thought that doesn’t conform to TH-cam’s precious “community guidelines”. That’s when people can choose to stop supporting that platform too. YT doesn’t have the only say in what service people use.

    • @mau4604
      @mau4604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davysanders4922 and what’s that to you? Yes, until I find some other platform to watch shit on I’ll be watching stuff on here.

  • @ihaaryyx2738
    @ihaaryyx2738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love how bill doesn’t know who transsexuals are he just reminds me of my dad

  • @themoongateofficial
    @themoongateofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you’re hiding something then you’re ashamed of it

  • @adambrand5692
    @adambrand5692 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Pacino “Great Ass” from Heat made me burst out laughing.
    It’s 12:30am and my lady was asleep next to me. Thanks Bill

  • @nellcharlebois6085
    @nellcharlebois6085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Ginger Baker there, killed that Drum Kit yet Billy Boy 😂🤣✌️🇨🇦

  • @transkryption
    @transkryption 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    so much for bleeping out the town

    • @bash7343
      @bash7343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol I live there shits wild

    • @SomebodysNephew
      @SomebodysNephew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in bleep bleep

    • @Miafunfactory
      @Miafunfactory 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All periods Matter

  • @MyBaLLsBLoNg
    @MyBaLLsBLoNg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s coming out the closet on your show. Awwwwee. So sweet.

  • @Greglooseanus
    @Greglooseanus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Ive never been pursued like this” yeah guys are persistent.

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    They need to be transparent with who they are. It’s not right to lie like that.

    • @Clavitz1
      @Clavitz1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she was though, just not early on which she should have to at leave save them both time and effort. Also she should be clear on how far she exactly went with the transition.

    • @WiseAilbhean
      @WiseAilbhean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Clavitz1
      yeah come out the gate with the whole story. plenty or ppl out there will date transsexual/transgender without blinking an eye. any transX would want to know right away what the other person wants too.

    • @danieldanieldadada
      @danieldanieldadada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What's a transparent?

    • @WiseAilbhean
      @WiseAilbhean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@danieldanieldadada
      Transparent is an adjective used to describe being straightforward, all cards on the table no secrets. The opposite would be secretive.

    • @danieldanieldadada
      @danieldanieldadada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I identify as a parent

  • @CYMotorsport
    @CYMotorsport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    13:00 acknowledging the tension is a sure fire way to guarantee you’re banging haha this is terrible advice

    • @Vastspartan
      @Vastspartan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@darrinito adopted kids

    • @FRANCO-cm7ol
      @FRANCO-cm7ol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @michaelpalmer1580
      @michaelpalmer1580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Vastspartan He means the last couple

    • @dumaskhan
      @dumaskhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      or that it ends immediately if there is no reciprocation.

  • @samuelmontypython8381
    @samuelmontypython8381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I almost had a scare like this before. My girlfriend at the time and I were spooning (haven’t had sex yet) and she was like “there’s something you should know…”. I was thinking wtf she’s gotta be a lady boy then. She then proceeded to tell me she was married and I was like “whew” 😅 ok I can deal with that

    • @Dopboyfreshh
      @Dopboyfreshh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You definitely dodged a bullet bro, now continue to clap them cheeks lol 🤣

    • @moosey7165
      @moosey7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dopboyfreshh I'm living in your walls.

    • @jakandaxter1
      @jakandaxter1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was she actually your gf or just some fling

    • @samuelmontypython8381
      @samuelmontypython8381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jakandaxter1 started as a fling, and eventually gf for a while. I could live with her being married after finding out they were in the middle of divorce anyways. Turned out they just split the rent and the husband had his own gf too. I met him, he was alright lol. Looking back that was completely fucking weird but I was 20 and getting laid regularly so I let a lot of sketchy things slide back then 😂

    • @jakandaxter1
      @jakandaxter1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@samuelmontypython8381 bruh. that's a pretty dope story though ngl thats like a movie plot lol

  • @honest1296
    @honest1296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'I literally yelled'. Had me.

  • @DrZaius
    @DrZaius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thumbnail is ol' Billy Transballs realizing that's not a banana in "her" pocket

  • @smonkey86
    @smonkey86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He hit him with the follow your heart from TMNT

  • @Soppybobs
    @Soppybobs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love how caught off guard Bill is 😂

  • @cormacio
    @cormacio ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Kept the balls like a hood ornament" cracked me up

  • @flushedgarden
    @flushedgarden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    as i get older i slowly see myself turning into bill. like its freaky but im accepting it.

    • @jesterarts734
      @jesterarts734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True. Lol Bill is living through something called, “red pill rage.” This is what’s happens when you understand the harsh truths that come with manhood. Some of the unfair truths, could make you go crazy if you let it.

  • @oogoog72
    @oogoog72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They didn't bleep out the town lmao

  • @fakshen1973
    @fakshen1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You can't bank someone into changing their preferences. That's a first date discussion.

  • @allybearbear
    @allybearbear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Regardless of how gay this may sound I still think she is incredibly hot." lol dude that doesn't make you gay at all. You're attracted to an attractive woman.

  • @wosborne5535
    @wosborne5535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    A different kind of dude……..I have never heard of that. Bill, you are the best 🤣👍

  • @ricmorales3406
    @ricmorales3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Read the title, first thoughts: "Oh... Jeez ... ussssssss!"
    Enter song: "Dude looks like a laaaadyy !"
    Nia asking Bill why he looked up "Transexual" seems out of a book from Bruce Jenner or Caitlyn

  • @brandonavery133
    @brandonavery133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dude, just roll with it. Anyone who talks this much about it is already wanting to go there.

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts, he is invested and to even talk about this means you're more than likley considering it.

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If anything he just feels like it would make him gay (which it does) he just wants reassurance 🤣🤣

    • @brandonavery133
      @brandonavery133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@t_papi That doesn't make you gay. It might disqualify you from getting a perfect 10 out of 10 on the heterosexual scale, but assuming that someone who would sleep with a trans woman would also sleep with a hairy guy sporting a beer gut is just flat out wrong.

    • @philosophyandhappiness2001
      @philosophyandhappiness2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brandonavery133 right? He invested his time and emotions into someone he thought a woman, hes into the woman he saw. He still sees him as a woman too

    • @philosophyandhappiness2001
      @philosophyandhappiness2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@t_papi doesnt make him gay for wanting to bang someone hes been emotionally vested in for months that he thought was a woman😒

  • @jacemiller2593
    @jacemiller2593 ปีที่แล้ว

    “They might have kept them like a hood ornament.”😂 You Sir are savage.

  • @ReconstructedBeauty
    @ReconstructedBeauty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    It's going to funny, when Bill FINDS OUT that NIA ,has been writing ALL THE EMAILS FOR THE PODCAST!!😂😂😂😂

  • @paulzoom489
    @paulzoom489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guy should go take a trip to Thailand he will have a great time with all the beautiful "girls"

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    You can be attracted or not attracted to whomever you desire. Others have that right as well. If somebody rejects you, they have that right, no matter why they’re rejecting you.
    Also, who are we kidding. This guy is definitely gonna end up with this person. If it’s even a question, and he has to write a comedian for advice...

    • @Matheus21752
      @Matheus21752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't think he will. I think he's just confused, it takes a really unique kinda guy to put up with a scenario like this(I think someone with this specific fetish).
      I know one case of a guy who got trolled like this and actually tried it but nowadays he describes it like a bad hangover: something to be forgotten.
      And not because he's shameful of it but because it was a really awful experience, like literally going against your basic nature.

    • @chelo4197
      @chelo4197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Matheus21752 sounds about right

    • @darrenfleming7901
      @darrenfleming7901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Matheus21752 Idk, he sounded like he was really attracted to her though but he was worried that it would make him gay or some shit, which is a dumb thing to be worrying about. Back off if you're not into it, or go for it if you are, but that weird meta shit about it "being gay" just seems insecure. From what he said it seems that he would be down if she had medically transitioned, but yeah that's obviously gonna be a deal breaker for a lot of people.

  • @chloerobin6304
    @chloerobin6304 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When Bill came up with the solution at 7:54 😂 King Solomon would be proud

  • @Alex_Penjamin
    @Alex_Penjamin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love how the city isn’t bleeped out lol

  • @mrchango7510
    @mrchango7510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Split the difference 😂😂😂

  • @kaleopodcasts3370
    @kaleopodcasts3370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Maybe she kept her balls as a hood ornament” LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

  • @KappaKiller108
    @KappaKiller108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A good life rule for any circumstances: "Never surprise someone with your genitals"

    • @jozik85
      @jozik85 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is underrated AF and excellent advice😂