Out of all the lines the Joker says, he says this with an utmost genuine anger and possessiveness. You can feel his anger and seriousness, not Joker like. It works and it’s so good how this is delivered.
Harley, Ivy, Catwoman, Talia, Shiva, that one version of Ventriloquist, I wouldn't be surprised if the number of women Batman's fought outnumber the number of women he's befriended
To be fair it would be kind of difficult keeping up familial and romantic connections if they were constantly in danger of being murdered by psychotic clowns and were constantly at risk of becoming powerful super criminals.
@@xanosghoul true and while Joker and his other enemies do cause problems the focal point of their conflict is their differing views. Bruce is fully committed to his cause while the others are willing to move on and have families. for Bruce the mission comes first always
@@adithyagunasekaran5315 how do bats live?? By eating bugs How does Bruce Wayne get most of his protein?? By eating animals. He doesn't support killing humans u mean
Batman: What are you doing, Pamela? Poison Ivy: Looking for a hot date. Batman: *With the Gotham City Police?* Batman: We're not doing this anymore, Joker. Joker: You're breaking up with me? Batman: *I'm breaking you* Ooooff. Lethal rejection🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@manehriimao2079 There's far more people shipping her with Clark, It's stupid and i really want to see Diana and Bruce together just like Diana in interested to Bruce at the DC Animated Series.
Bruce: I can't afford to be curious Me: lol Oh? Tell me, what can a ninja-detective BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY philanthropist afford then, Bruce? Serious question here
Batman's so good at suppressing all his feelings that even his horniness from his cover of pretending to be a billionaire playboy just gets shoved to the sidelines so he can crack knuckles and break skulls
The real reason why Batman cant have love is cuz he had love and he lost it by them being ended up killed. I think that is the Bat's greatest fear, that's why he's so good at avoiding relationships and why he went apeshit when Nightwing died in Injustice. He's a superhuman but a human deep down after all
Exactly. I don’t think you can be THAT obsessed with somebody and there not be any “feelings” involved. He gives more attention to Batman then he does any flings he’s been in. More so then Harley.
The Joker from Batman: Arkham City be like.... "Ring, ring....KILL SOMEONE ALREADY! KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!! I can see it in your eyes. The anger, the frustration, the hints of repressed sexual tension? Oh, hang on. Is that just when you see me? Oooh! (Hacking cough interrupting laughter.)
God damn that’s what I love about bats he never lets his personal feelings for anyone get in the way it’s the reason he ends up alone but it’s also the reason he’s able to compete with the top heroes like Superman or wonder woman
Imagine the most feared motral man with the best fighting capabilities being scared when his catsuit wearing girlfriend implied he might be interested in the new girl
"Batman is not interested in romance" And yet, that's pretty much the only reason they added Catwoman into this game...or anything else Batman related in recent years, even when she adds NOTHING to the story.
Yeah... I do know she married to green arrow in the injustice universe and others. I just don't care. So if they want to get together in any other time or universe is cool to me.🤗
@@tinkertot762 but.. wha- huh? They are already married and that would cause an intense amount of outrage within any actual DC fan or comic reader so no but your just wrong. Black canary will and should never be with anyone besides green arrow UNLESS something happens between the two of them. ALSO even if that was the case the Batman isn’t good at relationships and is extremely selfish and unable to form a close bond with someone who is a mother… like? Hello? None of Batman’s kids like him…. Selena only plays with him. Batman is a loser and you have some weird prince in shining armor idea about him.
@@WithouttheFluff First off, there married in the INJUSTICE universe. Black canary has been with other people before. Saying she should just be with green arrow is just because he's one of her main love interest is childish. Second, SO WHAT Green arrow isn't good with relationships either cheating on Black canary MULTIPLE times. Treating other people like shit when he's in the wrong. Not claiming his own son Conner Hawke. Hell, Speedy had a drug addiction and arrow abandoned him when he needed him the most. So either way, Green Arrow is a loser to then. Looks like your trying to put Green Arrow on a pedestal. Third, Batman has had plenty of close bonds even if there not perfect. Also does Canary being a mother have to do with that since Batman already has a biological son. Lastly, So WHAT if I want to see Canary and Batman start to date.
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honestly the idea that catwoman keeps going back to crime just so she can keep getting bruces attention makes so much sense
this is exactly what she would do, must be cannon
@@fidelluz2942 that's exactly what happens in her ending
I mean that's what Black Cat does for Spidey and Joker does for B-man
Batman, Bruce is his alter ego
@@βασιλίσκος meh, it’s just his name. Alfred doesn’t call him “Master Batman” despite being his true self around him
"Thots are temporary. Justice is eternal."
That's all that matters.
Aren’t you the least bit curious
yes
batman only has one goal
@@choolimba6704 its the other way around
@@thebatman6781 the one thing I can agree with you on Batman
I could listen to his voice for hours
Look up Kevin konroy that's batmans voice actor
@wellbz why so serious?
His voice was better in arkam knight.
@wellbz Are you serious?
@@johnkimaku1884 It was the same really his voice is only different in the animated series and Asylum
"I've had enough of the games, Selina."
"Aren't you the least bit curious?"
"I can't afford to be curious."
Says the top level detective lmao
Says the multi billonaire. He can afford anything.
Bruh i saw this comment while it was happening in the vid amazing lol
Sigma Male Grindset right there
He should’ve said “curiosity killed the cat” 😂
"Chicks hate guys with cold hands"- Johnny Cage
How about a cold heart?
@@soundwavesuperior6761 Vampires have that stupid attractive effect on the opposite sex
@@souvik43209 you say that like they actually exist.
@@souvik43209 it’s called conversation cues. Of course they have it in books and films, that’s where they exist.
"you try to be friendly"
joker: you made harley a hero
batman: she is away from you
joker: she's never away from me
The way he said that last part so ruthlessly scared me a bit
That growl made me shiver.
Quite horrifying, yes.
That part actually scared me
Out of all the lines the Joker says, he says this with an utmost genuine anger and possessiveness. You can feel his anger and seriousness, not Joker like. It works and it’s so good how this is delivered.
“I’m more a fun and sun girl.”
Supergirl gives off positive vibes.
"Its the Bat that fights Women."
"Other way around"
"We can't all be wrong"
Considering Batman's track record with women, she has a point...
Yeah the ladies definitely get buck wild with our boy, unnecessarily
Batman : the things I do for Gotham 😈
They commit crimes tho
He gotta throw hands with everyone, it’s only fair
Harley, Ivy, Catwoman, Talia, Shiva, that one version of Ventriloquist, I wouldn't be surprised if the number of women Batman's fought outnumber the number of women he's befriended
it gets even sadder when you realise that he screws up every relationship he ever has, both romantic and familial
To be fair it would be kind of difficult keeping up familial and romantic connections if they were constantly in danger of being murdered by psychotic clowns and were constantly at risk of becoming powerful super criminals.
@@xanosghoul true and while Joker and his other enemies do cause problems the focal point of their conflict is their differing views. Bruce is fully committed to his cause while the others are willing to move on and have families. for Bruce the mission comes first always
Except in young justice where he is the best dad so far we will have to wait and see with damain and jason
@@maadtee6281 Young Justice can't write DC characters for shite.
@@Ability-King-KK your smoking good stuff
Missed oppurtunity with Selina when she said "Aren't you the least bit curious?"
Could have said: "Curiousity killed the cat."
Batman doesn't kill or support killing not even in his dialogues.
@@adithyagunasekaran5315 "bats eat bugs."
You're forgetting something. “Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought back”
@@Lord_Drogothag “I always saw you as more of a fruit bat.”
@@adithyagunasekaran5315 how do bats live?? By eating bugs
How does Bruce Wayne get most of his protein??
By eating animals.
He doesn't support killing humans u mean
“She’s never away from me”
Okay that was a good line. Very dark but a good line.
1:20 Abusive Relationship In a Nutshell be like:
I think u mean * 0:30
nah more like 0:14
I was thinking the same thing
Ah, Batman. A hero for innocent, a nightmare for criminal, but a biggest villain to his own well being.
Batman: What are you doing, Pamela?
Poison Ivy: Looking for a hot date.
Batman: *With the Gotham City Police?*
Batman: We're not doing this anymore, Joker.
Joker: You're breaking up with me?
Batman: *I'm breaking you*
Ooooff. Lethal rejection🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait he's gay?
@@jpeg.. rejecting a woman doesn't make someone gay
@@HappyDedDay no the joker part
@@jpeg.. no at least I don't think so but it's just the joker is crazy and refers to this as a relationship while batman doesn't
@@jpeg.. In some DC universes the Joker has already been revealed to be bisexual, like Telltale's one, so others might be too, who knows.
Even joker likes batman 😂😂
He loves him the most.
Which is why he won’t kill him because he loves him so much
@@RKDupont even though he tried
@@calm1686 he’ll be nothing without him
U not see Lego batman?
"I can't afford to be curious "
Said the world's greatest detective calmly.
I understood that reference.
HARRYDIDUPUTYANAMEOFGOBLETFIRE!?
@@Karlebow571 🤣🤣🤣😭
BATMAN: It doesn't matter what I feel for you.
CATWOMAN: That's all that matters, Bruce.
BATMAN: I can't let you stop me.
That's a soap opera moment!
Imagine if someone asking Batman's phone number. He would say "It's call 911"
He would say "bat-signal'
Batman's too busy trying to stop his best friend from Destroying The World and he doesn't have time for relationships.
"NOT AT ALL WHAT I MEANT" while doing that manly cape flip is so unintentionally funny.
Yeah. He is like "only one fucked up relationship at a time please" .
@@abhishrivastava0407 😂😂😂
My favorite quote is "Indoor voices only." Seriously, that line is gold.
Superman: I could hear you all the way from space.
Canary: Is your hearing that good or am i too loud?
Superman: A little of both
What does it mean?
@@TBStudios91 black canary has the ability to sonic scream, a really loud scream which affects her opponents
@@scatteredperceptions890 thx
Batman : "We're done with thiz Joker."
Joker : "You're breaking up with me?"
Batman : *Im breaking you.*
Typical bats
Joker would probably like that
@@flamingcat1101 *Proceeds to break Joker's back*
@@flamingcat1101 imagine him saying : I'm looking for that BatSY 🌚
One thing for sure batman ain't no simp
Damn even Joker simp for him
He just humble
He only simps for JUSTICE
@@revolvingworld2676 He should marry Wonder Woman cause she is Lady Justice.
@@manehriimao2079 There's far more people shipping her with Clark, It's stupid and i really want to see Diana and Bruce together just like Diana in interested to Bruce at the DC Animated Series.
"She's never away from me"
Well then. That's creepy.
Toxic Abusive _'Partners'_ Be Like:
0:30 “you’re breaking up with me?”😂
Getting honeys is a young man’s game, the only cheeks I need to be clapping are those of Lady Justice.
😂💀 Sounds like something Adam West Batman would say
Then study law you’ll be married to Lady Justice a hot Titan embedded in society.
Diana is Lady Justice. Marry her already Bruce.
@@manehriimao2079 Perhaps you’re right… she’s really great in every universe except Injustice 😬
@@thebatman. yeah
This is why I love Batman. He's a fucking chad
The thumbnail is wrong. Its Poison Ivy who says that phrase to Batman not Dinah Lance.
Clickbait.
It would be funny to see one of Red Hood talking to the women characters.
I respect Batman so much
Oh god literally ALL of Harley’s dialog in this game is comedy GOLD IMO xD
0:29 poor joker ☹
"It's over Joker!"
"You're breaking up with me?"
"I'm BREAKING you."
This thumbnail if Black Canary and Poison Ivy were to switch places... 🤔
Bruce: I can't afford to be curious
Me: lol Oh? Tell me, what can a ninja-detective BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY philanthropist afford then, Bruce? Serious question here
@Jerry Llol tbf Bruce's child support is making the kid a Robin.
He is actually a trillionare post injustice 1 🤣
Wow this comment has 69 likes
His parents
A stable relationship
"Bat who loves to fight women."
Batman :-"It's the other way around".
Damn...
Batman and joker 'I'm breaking you' pause
Thumbnail 😲😂😂🤣🤣
Batman's so good at suppressing all his feelings that even his horniness from his cover of pretending to be a billionaire playboy just gets shoved to the sidelines so he can crack knuckles and break skulls
RIP Kevin Conroy, he will always be Batman to me.
0:08
I loved this roast so much I screamed
I love how Harley is just “but why not”
Joker:"You're breaking up with me?"
Batman:"I'm breaking you.."
That shit made me laugh so hard
Joker : well still mix signals 🤣
1:23 Can we talk about just how fucking scary Joker was?
I'm sorry but injustice batman and Catwoman is the best romantic relationship in the timeline 👀👀
Jokers first line is the best thing ever
"You're breaking up with me??"
"Indoor voices only." 🤣😭
Batman: How did you get loose?
Poison Ivy: Life finds a way, Bats.
Batman: Life can find itself handcuff too.
0:42 Well, you know what they say curiosity killed the bat
**shows a cat 2 seconds later**
This is why I idolize him because he's not distracted by anyone or anything not like those other guys there 😒👀...
Batman: We’re not doing this anymore, Joker.
Joker: You’re breaking up with me?
Batman: I’m _breaking_ you.
The real reason why Batman cant have love is cuz he had love and he lost it by them being ended up killed. I think that is the Bat's greatest fear, that's why he's so good at avoiding relationships and why he went apeshit when Nightwing died in Injustice. He's a superhuman but a human deep down after all
Batman: "We're done with this D'Vorah."
D'Vorah: "You're breaking up with me?"
Batman: "I am breaking you."
Oh, wait, wrong game.
I like how everyone totally understands that the Joker's attraction for Batman is at least partially romantic
Exactly. I don’t think you can be THAT obsessed with somebody and there not be any “feelings” involved.
He gives more attention to Batman then he does any flings he’s been in. More so then Harley.
No
The Joker from Batman: Arkham City be like....
"Ring, ring....KILL SOMEONE ALREADY! KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!! I can see it in your eyes. The anger, the frustration, the hints of repressed sexual tension? Oh, hang on. Is that just when you see me? Oooh! (Hacking cough interrupting laughter.)
Im sorry but the way he throws his cape back with each answer is hilarious
"I thought you were done with crime, Selena".
"How else can a girl get your attention?"
....Cats gotta point there.
I love batman being himself
Joker being the most evil bisexual person to exist never ceases to amuse me.
Starfire was almost kind of batmans daughter in law
God damn that’s what I love about bats he never lets his personal feelings for anyone get in the way it’s the reason he ends up alone but it’s also the reason he’s able to compete with the top heroes like Superman or wonder woman
He may be only a normal man, but he is more powerful in mind.
Imagine the most feared motral man with the best fighting capabilities being scared when his catsuit wearing girlfriend implied he might be interested in the new girl
Batman smashing Supergirl would be the biggest L for Superman lmao
Batman, aromantic icon
he's in love with justice
Cool video. He at least had it before.
Nobody:
The bats circling Batman: *Squeak squeak squeak*
Batman: I can’t afford to be curious.
Me: Dude. You’re literally a billionaire. Yes you can.
batman: i've had enough of the game selina
catwoman: aren't you the least bit curious
batman: i can't afford to be curious
*hears catwoman's voice*
Wait........
Azula!?🔥🔥🔥
Dahpne
Batman: "We're done with this, Joker."
Joker: "You're breaking up with me?"
Batman: "I'm breaking you!"
Joker: "Oh Bats, you only had to ask!"
Batman can be many things but he is no simp.
“You’re breaking up with me?”
*”I’m BREAKING you.”*
The police line kills me everytime
"Your breaking up with me?"
" *Im breaking you* "
awww kara sounded so sad with the last one like “do we have to”
With the Gotham city police🤣🤣🤣😂😂 bru ivy got roasted
The “Aren’t You The Least Bit Curious?” reminds me of the Hush comic. Love it ❤️
0:34 Bane: That's my line!
"Hey Batman, what kind of shit are you into?"
"Justice."
batman aint no simp, busting out those chad lines.
I love joker in the part
0:14 seems like this one might have just flown above his head lol
"Your breaking up with me??" Joker seems genuinely disappointed
I love joker’s emo hair
He looks like a gay person.
@@levyzach8485 …I have emo hair. 😠
@@datdankdj8264I'm sorry to hear that dude.
@@headshotmaster138 it doesn’t look gay lol it just looks like he’s trying too hard to be edgy
@@datdankdj8264 yeah......... I dunno about that champ
“Wanna know my secret identity?”
Safe to say that Batman ain't no simp
"Batman is not interested in romance" And yet, that's pretty much the only reason they added Catwoman into this game...or anything else Batman related in recent years, even when she adds NOTHING to the story.
still better than when writers try to ship him with fucking batgirl or wonderwoman. I hate those pairings so much.
Catwoman: "Aren't you the least bit curious?"
Batman: "Curiousity killed the cat Selena."
Catwoman: "But satisfaction brought it back..."
Batman ain’t no simp
"What!? Sorry, couldn't hear you!! The bats!!"
“I can’t offered to be curious” bro is worth over $100 billion
"We can't all be wrong".
Yes, you can. And you are. If she breathes...
Wait... What?
0:40 lost an opportunity to say "curiosity killed the cat"
Azula as Catwoman is perfect
Daphne
joker:you breacking up with me?
"Where was it you wanted to go Selina?"
"Hmmmm... hotel?"
"Trivago."
There’s no way Starfire was flirting with Batman! That’s messed up!
@Romanogers4ever Killing Joke story line is non canon
Wait so Batman has canonically NTR/Cucked Robin #1?
@@rjfrost7090 No, that was the killing joke movie and that half of the film was shit.
The only lady Batman is interested in is the *Lady of Justice*
Not gonna lie if batman and catwoman don't work out I could definitely see him dating black canary
But… black canary is married to green arrow…. Do you know… like anything about anything?
Yeah... I do know she married to green arrow in the injustice universe and others. I just don't care. So if they want to get together in any other time or universe is cool to me.🤗
@@tinkertot762 but.. wha- huh? They are already married and that would cause an intense amount of outrage within any actual DC fan or comic reader so no but your just wrong. Black canary will and should never be with anyone besides green arrow UNLESS something happens between the two of them. ALSO even if that was the case the Batman isn’t good at relationships and is extremely selfish and unable to form a close bond with someone who is a mother… like? Hello? None of Batman’s kids like him…. Selena only plays with him. Batman is a loser and you have some weird prince in shining armor idea about him.
@@WithouttheFluff First off, there married in the INJUSTICE universe. Black canary has been with other people before. Saying she should just be with green arrow is just because he's one of her main love interest is childish. Second, SO WHAT Green arrow isn't good with relationships either cheating on Black canary MULTIPLE times. Treating other people like shit when he's in the wrong. Not claiming his own son Conner Hawke. Hell, Speedy had a drug addiction and arrow abandoned him when he needed him the most. So either way, Green Arrow is a loser to then. Looks like your trying to put Green Arrow on a pedestal. Third, Batman has had plenty of close bonds even if there not perfect. Also does Canary being a mother have to do with that since Batman already has a biological son. Lastly, So WHAT if I want to see Canary and Batman start to date.
and Green Arrow with Catwoman
On the thumbnail It looked like when Canary said "I'm looking for a hot date"Batman was like"With the Police"meaning the Rock Band🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😂😁