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Congrats to CollegeHumor alumni Sarah Schneider (SNL) and David Young (Tonight Show) for their Emmy nominations today. To celebrate, here’s a video of them being office douche bags.
Nothing stays forever. Perhaps it's better that it's gone and not progressively getting worse, like many other things. Jake and Amir are now trying to start that again, but it just feels wrong. Let the past stay in the past.
I'd always wished they'd made a follow up video or two to this one, it's definitely one of my favourite ones to come out of the all-nighters (like they could have had a video inolving the douchebag office once a year at their annual all-nighter and made a bit of a story-line out of it and maybe what happened to non-douchebag Jake)
@@maxfieldjoyner5244 as a man with a goatee, I confirm this is true. Growing a goatee turns you into a giant douche. Unless you're Robert Downey, Jr., apparently, he went from douche to darling when he grew one.
WOW late reply, but I think he was actually saying "just like YOUR sister said" Which is something pretty douchey. But, once again, I THINK he said that, who knows for sure.
As someone who attends a school of spoiled rich kids, it's so nice to watch this and remind myself that there are places in the world where this isn't the norm.
My only regret from being born a male is not being able to exclaim "I'm not gonna be a fucking housewife,tyler!" *sigh* I really think tyler needed to be told that,and at this point why do I even bother living?
Y'all don't know about my flow, aha, aha, Like a river imma give ya, one more verse, to burst the curse, y'all is the worst, and I'm coming in first. Btw I never noticed how the beat comes back in for like half a second when Jake says he's gonna stay on his side of the office to work on his rhymes. 10 years later and I'm still discovering new jokes.
He's a "nice guy", the kind who bends over backward to accommodate someone of the female persuasion and then acts like a dick if she doesn't fall for him because of it ... at least that's what I got
Streeter plays the "Merry Christmas Starbucks" type of douchebag. Sometimes they take it upon themselves to dole out justice. Probably the least self-aware of the douchebag species. What a DB.
More importantly, he came upon the situation knowing nothing beforehand and simply accepts douche Sarah's word of what happened without even thinking of hearing douche Pat's side and demands douche Pat apologizes regardless. White-knighting is quite the form of douchebaggery
I'm pretty sure this is the sequel to the Bizarro office vid they made. From the bizarro office's perspective, the other office is the douchebag office and vice versa. That's why Jake is in the "other office".
These people are supposed to be horrible? This isn't anywhere close to how bad the people are in school. Even in a slightly better place like Colorado.
To everyone saying it's been reposted, you are all probably CH site regulars. They post the videos up there long before *some* of them make it on this TH-cam channel. (Me, personally, I'd rather see my 10 videos a week than wait a week for a couple). It wasn't until a little while ago they started uploading the AllNighter's here.
Hahaha that Situation reference was awesome. For those of you that didn't catch it, it was when he was chosen to perform at the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump.
It's so weird both douche Jake and regular Jake got videos of them fighting but nobody noticed regular Jake was there. It's even weirder that they were wearing the exact same thing.
It was so holarious, in the excact moment Scooter said "Hey look, it's douche-me" my internet crashed and youtube said "An error has occurred xD Scooter crashed my internet
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Congrats to CollegeHumor alumni Sarah Schneider (SNL) and David Young (Tonight Show) for their Emmy nominations today. To celebrate, here’s a video of them being office douche bags.
something smells fishy....
Close your legs then.
+e13kid dear god, this comment is over a year old, get out
Alec Huis 🌚
CollegeHumor for what show?
I'm glad they've all moved on and become successful, but at the same time I miss the original crew
I remember when they use to be in NYC they were real. then they move dto LA and went Hollywood and one of them got soft.
Wow much original comment
@@lordblazer haha I get it
Now it is even worse, people are missing all the cast members
Nothing stays forever. Perhaps it's better that it's gone and not progressively getting worse, like many other things. Jake and Amir are now trying to start that again, but it just feels wrong. Let the past stay in the past.
Notice how they're all chewing gum. It's the little things.
+GreenSharder It's the way they're chewing it, not necessarily the fact that they're chewing gum.
Thelema hi
Chicken tail Why are you saying hi to this man on a 4 year old comment.
GreenSharder hi too don’t think I forgot about you
Chicken tail who are you? Why are you here?
Chew-talking. The biggest sign of Douchieness.
yup
The “No gives a shit if you come or not” is the funniest line in college history
I'd always wished they'd made a follow up video or two to this one, it's definitely one of my favourite ones to come out of the all-nighters (like they could have had a video inolving the douchebag office once a year at their annual all-nighter and made a bit of a story-line out of it and maybe what happened to non-douchebag Jake)
I thought the joke was that it was really Douche Jake all along, and regular Jake wasn't in the episode.
***** Works for me. God, Jake seems like he'd be a total douche in real life.
I love how douche-Streeter is civil and a reasonable authority figure.
But he has a goatee. The biggest sign of Douchiness.
@@maxfieldjoyner5244 as a man with a goatee, I confirm this is true. Growing a goatee turns you into a giant douche. Unless you're Robert Downey, Jr., apparently, he went from douche to darling when he grew one.
He's not perfect, just better by far than the other three
0:54
I'm almost certain that douchebag Pat's first words there are "just like my sister said"
Which gives his dialogue a slightly different tone
omg easter egg! After all these years D:
WOW late reply, but I think he was actually saying "just like YOUR sister said" Which is something pretty douchey. But, once again, I THINK he said that, who knows for sure.
Oh ohhh OHHHHH
He was bread the whole time
underrated
oh my god
Pat's wide eyed poker face expression when hes uncomfortable... Love that thing
I love how well they take the existence of their own dopplegangers.
"hit him in the nuts, HIT HIM IN THE F*CKING NUTS HAHA" lol best quote ever
2:28 - lol that attempt at a laugh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahah
The first thing douche-Pat says to douche-Sarah is delivered so well it feels like that came straight from Mr Cassels's soul
As someone who attends a school of spoiled rich kids, it's so nice to watch this and remind myself that there are places in the world where this isn't the norm.
And what are you up to now?
@@e13kidfucking money, getting amishes
2:48 once again Jake is caught shouting about balls in a fight
@2:24 old school college humor video end sound?
Salt Shaker Oh my goodness nice catch
Us (2019)
nice rhymes one-take-jake. XD
Mysticsloth all I need is one take and I never start over
My only regret from being born a male is not being able to exclaim "I'm not gonna be a fucking housewife,tyler!" *sigh* I really think tyler needed to be told that,and at this point why do I even bother living?
Well hey, since you're a male, you're NOT gonna be a fucking housewife!
So this is what happens when CollegeHumor stumbles across the twilight zone
nice work collegehumor, the vids lately have been pretty good
"ok hi, so i know we just met and this is so random..."-Sarah
"hey i just met you and this is crazy..."-Carly Rae Jepsen
COINCIDENCE?! o.O
Y'all don't know about my flow, aha, aha, Like a river imma give ya, one more verse, to burst the curse, y'all is the worst, and I'm coming in first.
Btw I never noticed how the beat comes back in for like half a second when Jake says he's gonna stay on his side of the office to work on his rhymes. 10 years later and I'm still discovering new jokes.
This is the CollegeHumor I love.
Jake's derp face at 0:21.
Pat's face at the beginning just makes my day.
this is one of the best videos CH has ever made, EASILY
Omg i COMPLETELY called that ending from the beginning XD
Ya, I really believe you(sarcastic tone)
Douche Steeter is actually pretty decent, except for the goatee.
LoL 😹
2:23 - you can hear CH's 'Hoo!' signoff..
2:23
Jake is so fucking hilarious in this one XD
Jordan Peele's Us, 2019
"just kidding tyler we're breaking up* lol
I desperately need a gif of Patrick telling Jake "nobody gives a shit if you come or not"
You can easily make it with giphy
Yeaah I kinda saw that coming from the start
same
"Once There Was An Ugly Barnacle, He Was SO Ugly That Everyone Died, the end" -Patrick Pinhead Star Yeah, lol
Oh mal... are you alright ?
lol love the trailer park boys reference
Natalie what is it? Jake's rapping?
Mark Smith
No.. Douchebag Streeter is Ricky from TPB.
@@peachylady i didn't make the connection. Not sure if that was intentional but if so good eye lol
Pat and Streeter were trying so hard not laugh when Jake was 'rapping'.
douche streeter isnt mean though
Yeah but did you see that beard?
He's still a douchebag.
He's a "nice guy", the kind who bends over backward to accommodate someone of the female persuasion and then acts like a dick if she doesn't fall for him because of it
... at least that's what I got
Streeter plays the "Merry Christmas Starbucks" type of douchebag. Sometimes they take it upon themselves to dole out justice. Probably the least self-aware of the douchebag species. What a DB.
More importantly, he came upon the situation knowing nothing beforehand and simply accepts douche Sarah's word of what happened without even thinking of hearing douche Pat's side and demands douche Pat apologizes regardless. White-knighting is quite the form of douchebaggery
When I first watched this video, I though Dave was referring to the guys from that one All-Nighter where Jake goes to the other side of the office
They're all chewing gum hahah
I'm pretty sure this is the sequel to the Bizarro office vid they made. From the bizarro office's perspective, the other office is the douchebag office and vice versa. That's why Jake is in the "other office".
The days when CollegeHumor actually put out decent content
Ive been looking for this video for MONTHS!
Alternate pressing 1 and 4 and you've got a beatbox xD
(only works if you can hear the bass)
Hey this is exactly like every office in MN. When did you do this documentary? lol
I don't think Streeter was a douche.
This is the plot to Us (2019).
These people are supposed to be horrible?
This isn't anywhere close to how bad the people are in school. Even in a slightly better place like Colorado.
***** Right, but I guess I must be in a real hellhole, because almost everyone I know is effectively a "little Hitler".
***** Eh, I stick to myself, but I hate almost every human I've been in contact with in educational or family settings.
selthroWs Time to get a dog.
ΠAnderson Hey!
First collegehumor I ever saw. good memories.
To everyone saying it's been reposted, you are all probably CH site regulars. They post the videos up there long before *some* of them make it on this TH-cam channel. (Me, personally, I'd rather see my 10 videos a week than wait a week for a couple). It wasn't until a little while ago they started uploading the AllNighter's here.
Douche Streeter looks like Julian from Trailer Park Boys.
pat's face at the beginning is priceless!
"youre not nearly cute enough for me to care what your saying" Wow..LOOOL brilliant
An insecure Jake episode of Hardly Working
So angry I can't upvote these awesome comments
I fell over dying when she fell down with that thing, grunting.
how do i break out of this dam binge.
Love pats facal expressions 1:05
Douche Streeter seems like a nice guy.
omg I love the originals
I randomly paused at 0:21 and I'm loving it.
the only reason im subscribed to you guys is full benefits
@bemdav i love how you care
Best Face reaction of Pat 0:08-0:12
@collegehumor please start making your vids available on ALL devices.
this...explains SO much.
one of my favorites now
Hahaha that Situation reference was awesome. For those of you that didn't catch it, it was when he was chosen to perform at the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump.
This was fucking hilarious! They should make more douche episodes!
You see him in every Jake & Amir video. ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
1:30 is the best part
Their office has everything
We're really going to miss you Sarah. You will always be the funniest girl in the history of collegehumor
LOL pat at 1:09 is hilarious
sarah were gonna miss you
Sarah's stuck-up Caligirl voice is perfect.
Fantastic douches all around, I must say, but I have to give a special shout out to Sarah's douche, absolutely positively spot on.
Classic
This was the longest 3 minutes of my life
This is where Jordan Peele got Us
LOL, Pat's face at 2:21
It's so weird both douche Jake and regular Jake got videos of them fighting but nobody noticed regular Jake was there. It's even weirder that they were wearing the exact same thing.
"but he doesn't really look that dif-"
*turns around*
"OHH!"
@Diziah101 congratulations pal, have a good bday and may all your wishes come true. :p
This vid finally explains the dual personalities of Jake in the Jake and Amir skits.
Douchebag Office needs to become a series.
i didnt know there was a better way to fight flakes
the things you learn everyday
"dis gai? dis nine 2 five ass clown? -.-" lol
I have seen most of these guys in some TV shows
This is brilliant
@profbfc you only do that on video where it says "turn up the volume" or look closely" etc lol
0:10 Pat looks possessed and Jake is trying to exorcise him.
Nice product placement, I just love Optimun Nutrition whey protein.
0:01 GREATEST RAP OF ALL TIME
It was so holarious, in the excact moment Scooter said "Hey look, it's douche-me" my internet crashed and youtube said "An error has occurred xD Scooter crashed my internet
This is literally everyone in essex
@ryuichirapha shit it means full benefits won't be continued?