Lyrics to "Protoss Girl" song: Hiya, Arty Hi, Scan! You wanna burn some MMR? Sure, Scan Log in I'm a Protoss girl in the Protoss world Got no tactics, it's fantastic You can scout my lair, I'll hide probes everywhere 2 base nation then carrier creation Come on, Arty, let's go smarty I'm a Protoss girl in the Protoss world Got no tactics, it's fantastic You can scout my lair, I'll DT you it's not fair 2 base nation then carrier creation I'm a fat pimpled man who likes invisible men BM me, call me names, I'll stream snipe you You're my life, got no wife, just your anger and shame Stop my rush, don't mean much, I'll still beat you You git gud, you complain In the end, your points are mine
Depot wall Scarab call ah ah ah, getting supply blocked is worse then cock blocked oowooho~ I attack you repair it's no fair, one bunker is bonker, so insane shove an acid glaive in my brain. There's a storm but no rain, my army is getting fried such a bad game to bring shame to my name
Lyrics to "Protoss Girl" song:
Hiya, Arty
Hi, Scan!
You wanna burn some MMR?
Sure, Scan
Log in
I'm a Protoss girl in the Protoss world
Got no tactics, it's fantastic
You can scout my lair, I'll hide probes everywhere
2 base nation then carrier creation
Come on, Arty, let's go smarty
I'm a Protoss girl in the Protoss world
Got no tactics, it's fantastic
You can scout my lair, I'll DT you it's not fair
2 base nation then carrier creation
I'm a fat pimpled man who likes invisible men
BM me, call me names, I'll stream snipe you
You're my life, got no wife, just your anger and shame
Stop my rush, don't mean much, I'll still beat you
You git gud, you complain
In the end, your points are mine
Ok boys keep these lyrics going. You can do way better than me, I don't even play the game
Hilarious 🤣
I think "got no tactics, brain is plastic" is better
Depot wall Scarab call ah ah ah, getting supply blocked is worse then cock blocked oowooho~
I attack you repair it's no fair, one bunker is bonker, so insane shove an acid glaive in my brain.
There's a storm but no rain, my army is getting fried such a bad game to bring shame to my name
Best lyrics ever. U should have mention Flash tho ! In next song maybe ?
"There's like nothing I can do"
"You can just do X"
"Oh. Hm. Actually I used to do X a lot"
Artosis: Scan I have played stupid Protoss for 25 years
Scan: I stopped and used my brain for 10 mins idk
"it's my fault my cc didn't make" should be called propascanda
Scan is such a good guy.
he is a wholesome dude, good vibes energy from him
Lets create a kickstarter to pay the map makers of ASL to make a map called "Gargelon"
Arty was rooting for Scan to lose that one
He always is. If Scan loses to the same shit he does then it vindicates his narrative and supports his massive ego.
Garglong DE... Artosis proves he is indeed a Guy in the Chat
Damn Artosis really hate that Scan doesn't cry like him.
I think the beginning is a perfect example of Arti overthinking things.
Haha watching RT trying to do the garglon joke is like Michael Scott trying to tell Dwight about updog
I love this content its so funny, thanks again Artie!
Stupid opponents need the most BM
Need the most Binvisible Men
I like this debo guy
I wish I could have scans attitude about losing, I get so angry sometimes.
Scan is the best
Artosis, if you want to get better like Scan... blame yourself more
"Scan propaganda" hahshsahsa, Arty is funny xd
GOTEM with the gargalon classic
scan didn't scan
Scan is smarter than you. no slight there, there are people out there taller than Shaq
slowly adding a hot girl with a pc animated at the end, NOICE
Very cool to see this!
if only he had scanned. like his name
Loving Scan! :D
How is he hanging out with Scan?? Arty lives in PEI now right? Where is Scan? Was he visitng?
DOOM DROPUUUUU!
He did em with deez nuts 😂
protoss very stronk and op even ai protoss bots beat me lol
the opponent was actually clever and did a good build. He was also a strong player
It was you, wasn't it
When did you record this? Please put timestamps on old gold. :P
Why are we putting a preview of the video before the video when the video is already playing…
Gargolon DE kappa
Ok i am 10 seconds in the video and immediately spotted a missed opportunity, why not let dirty David do the narration ?
Done ty
Easy Terran
Did scan lose to a platinum player?
Yeah, he got checkmated because his opponent rolled snake eyes and followed up with a touchdown.
14-th
Is scan on canada or is artosis visiting him?
They're in Scanada
This is video from when Arty was still in Korea
@@Picaroon9 oh thanks
Debo out here killing the game.
2nd
First
scan didn't scan