I played a life simulator that doesn't understand how life works

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @BijuuMike
    @BijuuMike  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    I used a new editing style for this one what do you think? Did you even notice? I make changes sometimes but im pretty sure like 99% of people dont even notice or care as much as i do lol Thanks for watching though 😁

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      We care, we care...
      (Hearts)

    • @crowsuny4144
      @crowsuny4144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yo i wish i could get scrub but i cant i asked him for Christmas (edit) i think hes gonna respond

    • @Sammy-yl6oe
      @Sammy-yl6oe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just saw that you uploaded this video from Twitter! (What would I do without it;-;) Haven't watched the full video yet, but can already tell that it's going to be amazing! (Haven't noticed that it's changed, because I'm a big multitasker and don't pay attention, and do something else while listening)

    • @-.bella.-
      @-.bella.- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I noticed-

    • @user-nh3eu3pm9p
      @user-nh3eu3pm9p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you like it, go with it! :D

  • @cheesy-lps7004
    @cheesy-lps7004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    Bijuu: a life simulator that doesn’t know how life works
    Me: *baby noises*

    • @cindawi_2457
      @cindawi_2457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cheesy-LPS eaeehHhHhHh

    • @beniifinally158
      @beniifinally158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @ifinnishboy4126
      @ifinnishboy4126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jeff The Rabbit - Mobile dude dont be annoying

    • @dexieleighyan2625
      @dexieleighyan2625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jeff The Rabbit - Mobile make an original reply pls i've seen many replies like yours

    • @cheesy-lps7004
      @cheesy-lps7004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeff The Rabbit - Mobile just like your

  • @ghostly618
    @ghostly618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Game Devs : "it's possible to live a perfect life now"
    Mijuu Bike about a minute into playing : "does nothing good happen in this game?"

    • @sadl3303
      @sadl3303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Serendibite you act like everyone is good at typing and feels like editing everything to have proper grammar.

    • @tinytuni777
      @tinytuni777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Serendibite it's on purpose tho

    • @norhasmahzain1885
      @norhasmahzain1885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Serendibite its on purpose

    • @norhasmahzain1885
      @norhasmahzain1885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Serendibite ok ^_^

    • @ghostly618
      @ghostly618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't mean for this comment to cause so much drama, can y'all just drop it? it's a joke... that's it... it's a reference to earlier videos, idk why there's so much talk about "mijuu bike", geez

  • @catscar9215
    @catscar9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    *I don’t blame the life simulator, I don’t even know how life works..*

  • @abibity_bby
    @abibity_bby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    New life: we are all original
    Bitlife: We are going to sue you

    • @bella-chan1013
      @bella-chan1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Technically, Bitlife is a ripoff of Instalife, so if anything, it's instalife that should be saying that.
      Edit: But then again, Bitlife did buy Instalife, so they basically own that app lol

    • @igachadistime77
      @igachadistime77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've never played instalife but I played bitlife before

    • @nightwingerthevlogger8744
      @nightwingerthevlogger8744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They probally dont know instalife

    • @sadl3303
      @sadl3303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nightwinger The vlogger they do and they’re friends

    • @Redman_real
      @Redman_real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sadl3303 cause they brought it

  • @Banana_Judge
    @Banana_Judge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Bijuu mike:selects girl to date even tho he’s a girl in the game*
    Game:let me ask you a personal question what is your woogleydoogaly size

    • @TiffanyRock
      @TiffanyRock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Joey Wakefield woogleydoogaly

    • @empii1142
      @empii1142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joey Wakefield woogelydoogelybutterchumhomesliceboogleydoogley

    • @ella6341
      @ella6341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WhAts your wOoGaLyDo0glY size?

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Conclusion: The game is Anti-gay
      Also Anti-vax
      And ... anti-sense

  • @boberry7819
    @boberry7819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Bijuu: Plays every life simulator game
    Bitlife: *Am I a Joke to you?*

    • @thesardiuxcomplex2152
      @thesardiuxcomplex2152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was the 69th like heck yeah

    • @starrays24
      @starrays24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was the 80th like heck yeah?

    • @Atokosmo
      @Atokosmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im 113th like *hEcC* yeah

    • @xckiecatzxaj5864
      @xckiecatzxaj5864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was the 127th like Hecc Yea

    • @GalaxyJustice
      @GalaxyJustice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WG Ophilia 141th like *hECc YEah!*

  • @bageltheweirdo1407
    @bageltheweirdo1407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "let's find a girlfriend, oh wait I'm a girl!"
    My sister's sexuality in a nutshell

  • @SirSplash-j9d
    @SirSplash-j9d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    The title sounds like me and my life

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    1:59 LOL I wish that's how baby's cry

    • @BaxyWaxyWooWoo
      @BaxyWaxyWooWoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yasss I'm with that campane let's sue baby's!!!!!!!

    • @lad1198
      @lad1198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BaxyWaxyWooWoo "w a a"
      *sues baby* rekt

    • @midanChaos
      @midanChaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same lmfao

  • @janebierwagen6213
    @janebierwagen6213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Bikini Mike: “It is Katniss...Katniss Evergreen”
    Me: “Nope. Katniss Everdeen”

    • @glitchyunknown5259
      @glitchyunknown5259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No one notices the 'Bikini Mike'? Just me? Fine.

    • @moxiibun.4960
      @moxiibun.4960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Bikini mike" XD

    • @t-hive6795
      @t-hive6795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I made the reply likes 3,2,1 ur welcome

    • @BrokenDollyBoy
      @BrokenDollyBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bikini mike

    • @astra6137
      @astra6137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Another book lover!

  • @TheHoodedWarden
    @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I do not know who is my father.
    Me: If only all of us were that lucky…

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG A HEART!
      THANKS BIJUU!!

    • @Redman_real
      @Redman_real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheHoodedWarden I love it when youtuber do that

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Redman_real it is pretty cool!

    • @BaxyWaxyWooWoo
      @BaxyWaxyWooWoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm with ur replie..............

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Support. 💓

  • @decayingspoon4102
    @decayingspoon4102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    New life: nope you can’t be a lesbian that’s a boy now

    • @thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976
      @thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So true 😂

    • @lesfrog649
      @lesfrog649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you thought you could defeat me and my pride, new life?
      HA! Think again!
      I l o v e e v e r y o n e : D

  • @kzcreationzmore
    @kzcreationzmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Bijuu: ITS OUR GIRLFRIEND AND IM A GIRL!
    The game: No.
    Bijuu: Okay Boomer

  • @eden8992
    @eden8992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    *Family member dies*
    New Life: "Familu and friends, we aru all deeplu saddened bu this trajedu."

  • @crystaltucker2166
    @crystaltucker2166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "What?!?Why is Steve Harvey here?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I dont know why I laughed so hard

  • @TheHoodedWarden
    @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    He said "What's a mini game?" He clicked it, and I got an ad...

    • @dressmeinapathy
      @dressmeinapathy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dressmeinapathy LOL

    • @cindawi_2457
      @cindawi_2457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Super Soldier Girl Oml same 😂

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cindawi_2457 Okay so it's happening to everyone. XD

    • @canimations2020
      @canimations2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheHoodedWarden its not happening to me

  • @kirawolfwing
    @kirawolfwing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love the life simulators you play. Always makes me laugh as well as your reactions. I like the new editing style.

  • @ashiee8034
    @ashiee8034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Is no one going to recognize that Piper had her first kiss at 5?

    • @lesfrog649
      @lesfrog649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had my first kiss at 3 sO WHAT

    • @chan-chanokeeffe1915
      @chan-chanokeeffe1915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD, and no one is going to notice A REALY BAD WORD GOT LEAKED

    • @chan-chanokeeffe1915
      @chan-chanokeeffe1915 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kacchankurenai7672 xdddd

    • @exnisus
      @exnisus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had my first kiss at 17

  • @シシ-f7o
    @シシ-f7o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Anyone else gonna point out the fact that Michael had his first kiss at 5 in his first life

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My sister had hers at 2 and I'm 20 and never had my first kiss 😬😭

    • @haylies
      @haylies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaylee that’s depressing

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@haylies I know right 😭

  • @murkrowo
    @murkrowo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Person in the game: I only know my mum, I only have one parent
    Same person: mY pArEnTs WoN’t PlAy WiTh Me

  • @tenko9578
    @tenko9578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Me:reads title
    That sums up my life

  • @katushikita_
    @katushikita_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The legend says that Bijuu continues playing life simulators....

  • @xxroseblossomsxx6063
    @xxroseblossomsxx6063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    *baby makes weird noise* NEW MEME!!

  • @Decluen
    @Decluen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Me: *playing bitlife*
    Sees bijuu uploaded something about a life game
    Me: aight ima head out

  • @TheHoodedWarden
    @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "WHO IS A MILLIONARE"
    Tony Stark!
    Or, Bruce Wayne...

    • @ifinnishboy4126
      @ifinnishboy4126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @theunnamedgamer 187 more like whos a billionare

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @theunnamedgamer 187 I was playing Minecraft when I saw your comment! 😆

  • @ardi1102_nar
    @ardi1102_nar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm taking a shot everytime Mike says life

    • @tinytuni777
      @tinytuni777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Breaking news!:* One person drinks too much alcohol and blacks out while breaking into internet celebrity, *-Mijuu Bike.. Wait, what?-* Bijuu Mike's house.

    • @Tsuginocest
      @Tsuginocest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: I’ll do that too
      5 minutes later: * Hagakure could not beat this level of high*

  • @iwicd
    @iwicd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Gourd-Crab-Shrimp-Fish" is a Vietnamese game we play during the Lunar New Year! We call it Bầu Cua and it funnn. You usually place a bet on which animal is going to show up on this die which has the animals.

    • @BijuuMike
      @BijuuMike  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You learn new things everyday :) thanks for telling me

  • @echoalexander72
    @echoalexander72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "The avatar changes as we age" *Nirvana flashbacks*

  • @nemu3599
    @nemu3599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the baby sounds like it has alcoholism

  • @mousi8008
    @mousi8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *Piper Collins goes to school* *happiness goes up by 3* Me: Confusion noises

  • @KimPlantsArt
    @KimPlantsArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “My happiness just goes down with every year”
    Same man. Same

  • @dolphinman8720
    @dolphinman8720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I made that drug dealer joke before. They got it off the internet. They made it look bad...

  • @anna-qn6fu
    @anna-qn6fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:18 seems you didn’t blur it out xd i love ur vids tho! They are super funny! Xd

  • @Sfyyh-vj2cw
    @Sfyyh-vj2cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "familu and friends are deeplu" 😂😂😂 17:34

  • @kzcreationzmore
    @kzcreationzmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    **texting my ex**
    Me: I’m breaking up with you
    My ex: NOT AGAIN!

  • @alexnovak20
    @alexnovak20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    i would actually play a game called life with granny

    • @virtual_sunny
      @virtual_sunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah me too! I would live it.

    • @ineedmedicalhelp7734
      @ineedmedicalhelp7734 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve never lived it so yeah! Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahha 😭

    • @slvsh77
      @slvsh77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked your profile pic so I clicked on your channel and you have a Greg playlist. 👌

    • @alexnovak20
      @alexnovak20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slvsh77 I do but shit bro I thought that was a private playlist 😂

  • @AzuriteAzumi
    @AzuriteAzumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:25 that face when you realize someone cleaned your room for you

  • @navyblues6661
    @navyblues6661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thao Crawford: "I can fall asleep in a few minutes and sometimes in a matter of seconds"
    Mike: "Wow, that's really going to come in handy"
    _Mike nO_

  • @Lesllunar
    @Lesllunar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They cant comprehend that homosexuality exists

  • @carbe3
    @carbe3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:17 - 12:18
    *GASP*
    CHILDREN, COVER YOUR EYES!!!!

    • @chan-chanokeeffe1915
      @chan-chanokeeffe1915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS WHO ALSO NOTICED

  • @ashisapotatoimash8430
    @ashisapotatoimash8430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 11:39 I'm freaking obsessed with The Hunger Games so like new favorite app here

  • @zoesparrow6778
    @zoesparrow6778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Piper Collins: *dies*
    Familu and friends: *deeplu*

  • @angelofmuzic
    @angelofmuzic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "famalu and friends are deeplu" okay that got me 😂😂😂 17:35

  • @kawaiitillidie2
    @kawaiitillidie2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When you know exactly what game show Steve Harvey hosts bc of your grandma

  • @nightcoreandanime4life526
    @nightcoreandanime4life526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Person: *Makes New Life*
    Life: Am I a joke to you?

  • @ABD-bw8sz
    @ABD-bw8sz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *"familu and friend are deeplu"* got me really bad

  • @PopsiCho
    @PopsiCho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Familu and friends are deeplu" had me crying XD

  • @marilynwalsh7232
    @marilynwalsh7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish there was a game that had this style but proper grammer and as many mechanics as bitlife, it'd be so nice. I love the art in this game

  • @onebitterboy
    @onebitterboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My scooter brings all the boys to the yard, their like, "it's better than yours..." Yeah right, it's better than yours, I can teach you, but i'd have to charge.

  • @raine7150
    @raine7150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I though she didn't have a dad... But she still have arguing parents. K

  • @yendollars3425
    @yendollars3425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: Hou old are you?
    Person: 16
    Me: Oh wow. So now you can rob a bank

  • @Asoanq2728
    @Asoanq2728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mike:
    What's minigame?
    My phone:
    It's an ad!

  • @thatweirdobrook5842
    @thatweirdobrook5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:18 *that j o b*

  • @emptyhead2777
    @emptyhead2777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo Bijuu Mike,
    Download Alt Life, you can actually become a youtuber there, so then you can make yourself and become a youtuber!
    From a fan.

  • @mochatodoroki4482
    @mochatodoroki4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mike:Here is newlife
    David mom:oh hellllllll nah
    David:And I oop-

  • @erikh.499
    @erikh.499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "What's mini-game?"
    *Add*
    Me: we'll never get to know

  • @foofy.friend
    @foofy.friend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:14
    I died at that part, and I dug my own grave. 😅
    Also, I *AM* Steve Harvey, but only in that one picture.

  • @anakinrogers2338
    @anakinrogers2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    OMG PIPER COLLINS IS THE EXACT NAME OF SOMEONE AT MY SCHOOL😱😱😱😱

    • @lesfrog649
      @lesfrog649 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats. Uhh do you want my shoe or something

    • @disease30yearsago76
      @disease30yearsago76 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you want a cookie?

    • @Lala-zs7xi
      @Lala-zs7xi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congrats? Um... have this cookie🍪

    • @crybaby-wo7tt
      @crybaby-wo7tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok?

  • @chilled-8842
    @chilled-8842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The baby sound sounded like a race car .race car announcer: get ready !!
    ~the race car starts with the baby noise ~

  • @Jamjamsart
    @Jamjamsart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this game's blatant disregard for sexuality is exactly what it means to live in a straight washed society. it's hilarious but also depressing

  • @emmabennett3985
    @emmabennett3985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually really liked this life simulator! With the animations and everything! All it needs are a few tweaks here and there and then they have something really going for them!

  • @gr4ys0n
    @gr4ys0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bijuu: it’s obvious english is not their first language
    Me: or they’re four year olds.

    • @icepotato6158
      @icepotato6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 year olds that know code

    • @gr4ys0n
      @gr4ys0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Icepotato it was a joke.

  • @jagofury6753
    @jagofury6753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Bijuu Mike said he has lots of games with the word life in it, and actually just added life to it, while Gacha Life was crying in the corner.

  • @kaizy7178
    @kaizy7178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    imagine losing at a live tv game show and steve harvey showes up just to judge you

  • @nikiwellinghoff7452
    @nikiwellinghoff7452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello Bjuu Mike! I have a challenge for you in Bitlife! It is called the 3 challenge. Here is what you have to do:
    1. Only do things every three years
    2. Every three years when you can only do three things
    3.When options pop up pick the third one every time
    4.When starting the game randomize your person three times
    5. Get three boyfriends or/and girlfriends and marry the third one
    6. Have three kids where you randomize their names three times
    7. Buy a lottery ticket three times
    8. Make your third kid the favorite child (Give them three gifts and take them to the movies three times)
    9.Live the best life possible

  • @plsendme5970
    @plsendme5970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When you look at comments and think
    *DANG I SHOULD’VE WROTE THAT*

  • @lpsasqaud
    @lpsasqaud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clue Bijuu mike is Gacha mike: has Gacha life ON HIS ipad. I am a detective UwU

  • @ItsBeeloved
    @ItsBeeloved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When video games don’t understand lesbians:
    Player: picks ‘date girl’ option.
    Game: so your a boy.
    Player: huh? I thought I was a girl... 🤨
    Game: oh... right! Your partner is a boy. 🙂
    Player: No, my pa-
    Game: your boy friend proposed! 🥳
    Player: I give up! 😐

    • @superstarquins
      @superstarquins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of real people don’t either sadly.

    • @ItsBeeloved
      @ItsBeeloved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea😕

  • @kawaiijessychu
    @kawaiijessychu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bijuu Mike:What’s mini games?
    Game: BOOP
    Ad: FACT. COFFEE. STAINS. TEETH.

  • @Shadow10201
    @Shadow10201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mike: what's minigame?
    *ad plays*
    Me: a ad is a minigame.

  • @ArcTriforce
    @ArcTriforce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:16 - 12:17
    U just uncensored the job ._.

  • @TheHoodedWarden
    @TheHoodedWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Life, life, life, even most zombie games have life in the title.
    Even when it's about dead people.
    It's apt to have life in the title.
    Oh help us.

  • @virtuousvocalist0113
    @virtuousvocalist0113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That new baby noise drove me *nuts..*

  • @alittleedgy8947
    @alittleedgy8947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am the definition of your title.

  • @anderfoxie732
    @anderfoxie732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ive done the impossible."
    You balanced a scrub on your shoulder and forgot about whacking Clarence

  • @ksisuperfan7613
    @ksisuperfan7613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “It’s pretty apparent the uh language of the English is not their uh native language”
    *sir is it your’s?*

  • @tesstime1052
    @tesstime1052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m tired like get knocked out and I’m still up for this vid.. Worth it😂😄

    • @tesstime1052
      @tesstime1052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bijuu mike you ❤️ my comment so now I will never be unhappy agin and I’m so thank full that you did hope you have the best day bye!!

  • @peytonharter7072
    @peytonharter7072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly, if my grave doesn’t say familu and friends are deeplu, I’m haunting all y’all

  • @thebluerubberduckster5204
    @thebluerubberduckster5204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 12:17 he forgot to blur the top out 😂

  • @_greathy
    @_greathy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They definitely have some correlation with 5 minute crafts

  • @amuletandsakura1107
    @amuletandsakura1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Game:
    *I was a result of my mother drunk with a stranger*
    Me:
    *I was a result of my mother drunk with a guy who attacks people and now in jail*

  • @Emfen1
    @Emfen1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every like on this video is how many times he said "Life" 😂

  • @nuggiess4908
    @nuggiess4908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your editing

  • @TempestRex_
    @TempestRex_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought it said that she suffered from 4 different heart attacks

  • @name6953
    @name6953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    captions: what’s up my scrubs beat you might care and I’ve done the impossible

  • @messydreadhead
    @messydreadhead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You have a “Life” obsession

  • @shil200
    @shil200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No offence but Bijuu mikes editor did blank out the bad words written during the video but at 12:16 or so the bad word was not censored .

  • @kevindorsey6723
    @kevindorsey6723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What the freak was that sound

  • @Wilbur_AYUP
    @Wilbur_AYUP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Captions:What's up my scrubs beat you might care
    Bijuu Mike:What's up my scrubs Bijuu Mike here
    Me:why captions WHY!!!!!!!

  • @chloochlee
    @chloochlee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    its hard 2 be a lessbien ;(

  • @gummyjenny8227
    @gummyjenny8227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:00 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thuydang4769
    @thuydang4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s Vietnam lol

  • @kittee6409
    @kittee6409 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm going to be an acting student, and I can confirm that your whole audition is a trivia game of popular movie characters. It's not like they'd make us spend thousands training all our lives, revolving every second of our day around the industry, singing dozens of songs and reading a hundred monologues until you find the perfect piece, create or copy advanced choreography, spend hours filming and refilming prescreening audition videos, then travel all over the country auditioning in person at different schools hoping they will accept you into a program that accepts like 8-16 people a year... That would be ridiculous. Movie trivia is what we do.

  • @maddie6405
    @maddie6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Best friend DIES*
    Mike: Too bad I guess (happiness -2)
    *Lottery ticket doesn't win*
    Mike: NOOOOO (happiness -5)

  • @kyokoswiife
    @kyokoswiife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That crying sound effect 😂

  • @Kimberliearcher
    @Kimberliearcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This life simulator was meant to be made for Vietnamese players, but you've got it

  • @haigaming1416
    @haigaming1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Greetings from Vietnam. Thanks bro

  • @AlexSmith-fb5gp
    @AlexSmith-fb5gp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bijuu; * clicks in mini games *
    My phone; *ADVERTISEMENTS*
    Me; * slightly crys *

  • @xx_joyful_xx6822
    @xx_joyful_xx6822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bitlife, Newlife, ScrewLife, Girlsxlife, the board game life.