I'm still confused on how this guy manages to comment and get this many likes on so many different channels THIS frequently, he seems like a bot, but at the same time seems like a real person, it's pretty damn weird.
I made up a hero called 'The Impossible Man' where he can literally defy logic, and even answers questions that are irrelevant to be possible. He's more of a meme that I made rather than a hero. (I wanna know what are y'alls superhero ideas, either dumb or legit.)
so, it is canon that dogwelder's power allows him to weld the star sirius, as it is the *dog* star. he can also use the dog heads to communicate. It is assumed that he has a lot more abilities, he just can't explore them because he is too busy welding dogs to faces.
And his power comes from a curse that's attached to the equipment, the original dog welded a dog to a man and made the god Anubis who got pissed at him and cursed him and anyone else who touches his welding equipment to weld dogs to peoples faces for the rest of time.
Hes horrified of Squirrels BECAUSE of Squirrel Girl, because in her first appearance Doom was fighting Iron Man, and winning no problem, until she sent a bunch of squirrels into his armor to chew up all the wires and him beating him almost instantly
Dog Welder and the Expendables are actually really interesting, regardless of how awful they are. Like, Dog Welder has this weird Pyro from TF2 vibe, but like, a thousand times more unsettling. Considering his weight he might not even really be human. And considering how just . . . fuckin' weird the comic universes are in general, Six Pac could in fact be altering the universe and isn't aware of the implications of it, or that he is doing it at all. Which may seem like he just doesn't have any powers, but I think it's kind of a Midas' Curse kind of thing, where the power is there but you can't really control it, it just kinda turns against you, which would be a really interesting story.
The dog welders are cursed to have the compulsion to weld dogs. The true power they have is the ability to weld matter itself. Dog weld 2 uses this ability to weld 2 stars together to save the universe. Also, 6 Pak went to rehab, got clean, then superman forced him to relapse just for fun.
i mean, technically his powers would be useful if he was next to a wall, because anyone trying to physically attack him would instantly go through him into the neighboring room, which could be very powerful if doorman was high up. still very niche tho
Also, dogwelder has MANY extra powers, such as: -BEING ABLE TO WELD STARS -Being able to speak through dead dogs -he actually can't die, because someone else will become possessed by his welding equipment and become the next dogwelder.
@@SirTibia can't make this shit up. He can hold a dead dog on his hand and speak through it like a sock puppet, he welded stars sirius A and B together to stop them from destroying earth, and apparently his powers stem from a curse given to the first dogwelder by Anubis, and the power of all past dogwelders is what he uses to speak through dogs and weld stars.
Actually, comic aquaman can’t just talk to fish, he can dominate their brains and control them. Also there’s this slight thing that he can lift the oceanic plates. Not only that, he can also block attacks that can easily sink continents.
Even if his only power was to “talk to fish” that still means he can communicate and control literal trillions of different organisms from microscopic plankton to the largest Blue Whales to call upon. And not to mention he has a GIANT KRAKEN that he can command at will. Aqua man is a freaking badass and a terrifying hero to actually face. Really the only thing holding him back is the Superfriends which more or less has tainted the character for generations (luckily, I got to grow up with Brave and the Bold Aquaman so I actually found him quite cool)
Dude, Dog Welder’s origin story is crazy. Apparently there have been different versions of him throughout human history. Going back to ancient Egypt. He was a bronze smelter who was tricked by the gods to help create Anubis. Anubis, furious for how ridiculous his birth is, cursed the smelter and his fear to haunt humanity for all time. The gear changing throughout the eras to fit into the time period.
To be fair to Aquaman, does have super strength from living in the crushing depths of the ocean. And Squirrel Girl was literally a gag character that got massively popular for whatever reason.
Believe it or now, Squirrel Girl became popular because she is one of the few to have the canonical, not retconned feat of defeating Doctor Doom, via a whole lot of squirrels. It's so absurd that I can see how later writers missed it until they didn't and opted to lean into it.
From what I remember from reading about squirrel girl. She defeated Dr. Doom, because he had a base in a forest and she summoned all of the squirrels in the forest to kick his ass.
Yep. She beat Doom in her debut comic (an Iron man story) and the writers decided to never retcon it. In her own comic series Doom considers her one of his most dangerous foes and comes up with an elaborate scheme to erase her from existence. Then she beats him up, again.
That comic was wild though, still remember reading it, apparently the guy who wrote it has a certain hate for superheroes and that's why all of his are, well, questionable in nature
Kite Man is an interesting villain though. During the before time the most he could ever do was threaten people with kites but he still had commitment to being a villain through kites
Has nobody seen any recent version of Aquaman?! He’s surprisingly badass in most comics and cartoons, and Jason Momoa brought it to a whole new level. Edit: I’m also super fond of Doorman ngl
Squirrel girl has defeated more than just Thanos and Galactus. she, in one of her first appearances also defeats DR. Doom and in one of her more recent comics "squirrel girl beats up the marvel universe" fights and wins against a few more.
Considering the amount of hero becomes more dangerous as a villain or antihero stories there are, it could be a good way to make dog welder into a sort of nobody to nightmare upgrade: imagine the dude having a loved one get injured accidentally by a villain who retired after settling down and it gets him enraged to the point where he marks any villain he comes across with a dog design that leaves horrifying burn scars. It gets to the point where every c-list and d-list hero tries to convince him to stop his path of rage when it's revealed that one of the new heroes who joined up to soon become part of the team *is the grandchild of that very villain before every other villain dog welder scarred groups up as a mob to hunt him and anyone who wishes to protect him down leading into a deep philosophy conflict about the past haunting the future and solving anger through pain only leading to more suffering.*
4:54 fun fact: dog welder found the welding equipment one day and then on just had a urge to weld dogs. Not only that but there’s an entire force of dog welders working together. He was once with them but ended up departing. The saddest part is that he used to like dogs and he’s FORCED AGAINST HIS OWN WILL TO WELD DOGS! So that makes him the saddest superhero.
I heard that some guy welded the head of a dog on somebody snd made Anubis that then proceeded to curse that same guy's family to have a compulsion to weld dogs??? I think that's his lore, right?
It is still pretty funny that Matter Eater Ladd is still pretty powerful. There hasn't been anything that he couldn't bite off, and is fast enough to swallow bullets or lasers being shot at him. I think his most notable event was eating the Miracle Machine (an "indestructible" machine) that was literally going to blow up the entire universe. Did go insane from eating for a while though.
Thing about Matter-Eater Lad is that the reason he (and his people) have the ability to eat anything was due to a virus that made all organic material on their planet poisonous. Rather than leave the planet, the modified themselves to be able to eat any form of matter. BTW (shades of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") if you visit his planet and you weight more than you did when you arrive, before you can leave they will put you on a mandated weight loss program until you lose the required weight.
There's a comic called Squirrel Girl Beats Up The Marvel Universe where an Evil Squirrel Girl destabilises the earth by having Squirrels destroy all the power lines. She's so incomprehensibly Op and I love her.
If she had her own movie it could be a blend of action and comedy became her powers yes she has squirrel powers, just not now because of the charade that is "the message" and they'll make her a god at that point with no flaws and troubles
@@whatdadogdoin634 The way I see it, Squirrel Girl has kinda been this antithetical to that quote by saying "f**k having great power, anyone can do good". Are you talking about that?
Funny fact the original version of red bee is also in the public domain. Also I find it fun trying to think of how bad powers could be use and the idea I came up with for door man was as a breach operator think rainbow six as he can allow a team of marines or swat to quickly enter a room from unsuspected angles. Besides that yeah his got a bit of a lame power.
I remember back at summer camp we were doing the thing where you go in a circle and explain something about you. Some kid said dog welder was his favorite super hero. That made all of us curious and for the next 20 minutes we learned about dog welder
With the dolphin thing, were is derived from the old English term were meaning “male” (man meant individual). So werewolf meant male wolf, however the concept of werewolves are probably younger, around when man started meaning male, and it was a typo with people thinking it meant a human-wolf hybrid and not something out of a wattpad furry article.
He’s also super fast in water, can levitate with his trident, control all manner of aquatic life and some species of birds, can command the seas through the Clear, and has an army of Atlantean enhanced super creatures like Topo the Kraken.
...matter eater lad sounds scary, actually, since he can eat anything including whatever defenses you could put up to stop him, his powers are kinda better suited for support, rather than actual offense/defense, unless he snaps and decides to start taking bites out of people or something. (I'll admit he uses it poorly, but it's more of a sense of a bad user, not necessarily a bad power.)
My knowledge of her comics are very limited but I don't think Squirrel girl is a bad superhero idea. She's a joke hero and a parody of other super heroes, but she does it quite well. Her defeating strong supervillains in absurd ways seems to be a running gag for her from what I've seen.
That Arm-Fall-Off guy seems like a hero created for one purpose only- sell merchandise. There's probably a Arm-Fall-Off-Boy figure by Mattel out there.
I feel like the MHA universe is the one that sucks the most when it comes to superpowers. You can get something really cool, but only if you are born with a useful combo of your parents’ quirks (like Bakugou) or if your parents INTENTIONALLY try to give you specific powers (Like Todoroki, though given his home life he’s not very lucky). Other than that, it’s a total luck of the draw; you can end up with something weird but that could be useful if you’re super creative, but nine times out of ten you end up with a power that’s either stupidly mundane or even something utterly worthless (like bulging your eyes out of your head or having a giant ugly chin made of cement).
squirrel girl once won a fight against someone she thought would beat her, because the location chosen was Times Square (or whatever the giant park in New York is named), aka home of so many squirrels.
@@Techy404 basically yeah, other power that atlanteas have is magic related hydrokinesis but aquaman itself does not have it, also his fork no sell many defenses.
the "dolphin that turned into a human" could be a reference to a folklore from brazil its a pink dolphin that transforms into a human to make woman fall for him, in the end of the day however it goes back into the water and transforms into a dolphin again, never to be see by the same woman that fell for him
in a teen titans kids comic where the teen titans fight the hive in a talent show the original red bee shows up as a judge and dislikes the teen titans way of fighting because he prefers using trained bees
I remember seeing an old book called "The Human Bat Vs the Robot Gangsters." Never seen that book again but I need to find it. It was human bah not batman.
so glad to see a longer form video that is about what you want to talk about, not just trendy news that gets forgotten in 2 days and is talked about by so much other youtubers. please spatnz do more videos like this
What most people don't know is that Squirrel Girl's most powerfull ability is a meta/4th wall breaking joke, that the stronger her opponent is the more likely she is to defeat him. That's why she has defeated Thanos, Galactus and Dr. Doom but gets her ass handed to her by low level thugs from time to time.
I'm gonna make something really clear: If all you know about Aquaman is his ability to talk to fish and the dumb 60's show, than you're willfully ignorant of the 2001 Justice Leauge TV show and are allowing yourself to be influenced by memes. Show some respect to the king.
I'm just reminded of the ton of joke superheroes they made for the earthworm jim series like the hamstinator and lower back pain man "I'll be okay in a second!"
Just had an idea: a video on the most terrifying villains that people don't know of I'm putting Skitter as one, considering her power Is total control over *all* the bugs, spiders, and crabs. Literal representation of a Biblical plague
Doorman's power is probably really dangerous if you fight him on a bridge or a plane. Like, imagine you're hijacking a plane and this guy puts you in a chokehold, drops to the ground, and suddenly you're outside the plane. He'd be so much more effective than the TSA
7:07 i waited the entire video to see if you would have the black bomber. he is a dc character who was written by a black guy. the man who wrote for ben 10 and made static shock dwane mcduffie. it was a white racist who when under stress and on command could turn into a black dude. that was his only power
0:22 NOT THE SUPER FRIENDS VERSION, in the comics he has full on water bending (an alternate version flooded the earth) and the fish he can control include legendary leviathans
Wait, doesn’t Aquaman have the ability to control water and have super strength? Like this is a man that could not only command a shark to bite someone….but also create a watery path for them to bite someone on land
I believe Your videos are getting quite longer. And that I like. I remember when you used to make extremely short form, but you are now making fully fledged 8 minutes video, full of all your great energy. Don't work yourself to hard making these videos though. (;
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damn fat furry is awesome
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@@holvingar4375 *you will not see the light skies of tomorrow*
UWU
This takes “Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we didn't need either” to a whole new level.
"Not what we wanted, but what we have."
Yeah uh never heard that quote
I'm still confused on how this guy manages to comment and get this many likes on so many different channels THIS frequently, he seems like a bot, but at the same time seems like a real person, it's pretty damn weird.
@@BiggiecheeseAKAgod Justin Y. moment
I made up a hero called 'The Impossible Man' where he can literally defy logic, and even answers questions that are irrelevant to be possible.
He's more of a meme that I made rather than a hero. (I wanna know what are y'alls superhero ideas, either dumb or legit.)
so, it is canon that dogwelder's power allows him to weld the star sirius, as it is the *dog* star. he can also use the dog heads to communicate. It is assumed that he has a lot more abilities, he just can't explore them because he is too busy welding dogs to faces.
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Too bad it's not the same universe but it sounds like Dogwelder would be perfect in a Doom Patrol Episode.
And his power comes from a curse that's attached to the equipment, the original dog welded a dog to a man and made the god Anubis who got pissed at him and cursed him and anyone else who touches his welding equipment to weld dogs to peoples faces for the rest of time.
@@l.psimer6124man, anubis messed up bad on that one. why curse people to do the thing you hated so much you made a curse over it?
Also, fun fact, Dr Doom is horrified of squirrels, and that is the only reason Squirrel girl is a part of the marvel universe.
ah, so Squirrel Girl is basically some Dr Doom repelent 3000?
Hes horrified of Squirrels BECAUSE of Squirrel Girl, because in her first appearance Doom was fighting Iron Man, and winning no problem, until she sent a bunch of squirrels into his armor to chew up all the wires and him beating him almost instantly
Also beat Thanos at some point, may have dine Galactus at another... everyone knows Squirrel Girl is overpowered.
Nevermind... I did not finish this video... absolute moron I am.
RIP MF Doom
Dog Welder and the Expendables are actually really interesting, regardless of how awful they are. Like, Dog Welder has this weird Pyro from TF2 vibe, but like, a thousand times more unsettling. Considering his weight he might not even really be human. And considering how just . . . fuckin' weird the comic universes are in general, Six Pac could in fact be altering the universe and isn't aware of the implications of it, or that he is doing it at all. Which may seem like he just doesn't have any powers, but I think it's kind of a Midas' Curse kind of thing, where the power is there but you can't really control it, it just kinda turns against you, which would be a really interesting story.
The dog welders are cursed to have the compulsion to weld dogs. The true power they have is the ability to weld matter itself. Dog weld 2 uses this ability to weld 2 stars together to save the universe.
Also, 6 Pak went to rehab, got clean, then superman forced him to relapse just for fun.
His weight is probably because well ya know, a wielding equipment is not gonna be light
@@anonomuse9094
If this is true, then Superman is just a dick, and though that is humorous, it's not the climax I was hoping for.
And at least Pyro doesn't know what he's doing and she has pyro-vision.
DoorMan becoming a god of death is so funny to me. Like he went from just a guy who acts like a door to an immensely powerful for no reason
Comics in a nutshell
i mean, technically his powers would be useful if he was next to a wall, because anyone trying to physically attack him would instantly go through him into the neighboring room, which could be very powerful if doorman was high up.
still very niche tho
That's why I dislike comics tbh
Dude was buffed
@@abiolaanimashaun4780 everything in comics are like so strong that even our minds can't comprehend that much power
I hate comics for that reason
Also, dogwelder has MANY extra powers, such as:
-BEING ABLE TO WELD STARS
-Being able to speak through dead dogs
-he actually can't die, because someone else will become possessed by his welding equipment and become the next dogwelder.
I'm sorry... WHAT
@@SirTibia Yep. That's all canon, pal.
@@SirTibia can't make this shit up. He can hold a dead dog on his hand and speak through it like a sock puppet, he welded stars sirius A and B together to stop them from destroying earth, and apparently his powers stem from a curse given to the first dogwelder by Anubis, and the power of all past dogwelders is what he uses to speak through dogs and weld stars.
Actually, comic aquaman can’t just talk to fish, he can dominate their brains and control them. Also there’s this slight thing that he can lift the oceanic plates. Not only that, he can also block attacks that can easily sink continents.
Can’t he form giant tsunamis that can swallow continents?
Yeah, the Superfriends Aquaman is the only incarnation that sucks. Sad that it's still tainted the public perception of the character as a whole
@@memeg8076 Yes, yes he can.
Small brain spatnz moment
Even if his only power was to “talk to fish” that still means he can communicate and control literal trillions of different organisms from microscopic plankton to the largest Blue Whales to call upon. And not to mention he has a GIANT KRAKEN that he can command at will.
Aqua man is a freaking badass and a terrifying hero to actually face. Really the only thing holding him back is the Superfriends which more or less has tainted the character for generations (luckily, I got to grow up with Brave and the Bold Aquaman so I actually found him quite cool)
Dude, Dog Welder’s origin story is crazy. Apparently there have been different versions of him throughout human history. Going back to ancient Egypt. He was a bronze smelter who was tricked by the gods to help create Anubis. Anubis, furious for how ridiculous his birth is, cursed the smelter and his fear to haunt humanity for all time. The gear changing throughout the eras to fit into the time period.
To be fair to Aquaman, does have super strength from living in the crushing depths of the ocean.
And Squirrel Girl was literally a gag character that got massively popular for whatever reason.
He can swim very fast and his skin stands up pretty well against bullets too
same reason makoto is popular in blazblue
Believe it or now, Squirrel Girl became popular because she is one of the few to have the canonical, not retconned feat of defeating Doctor Doom, via a whole lot of squirrels. It's so absurd that I can see how later writers missed it until they didn't and opted to lean into it.
Yeah, totally just for "Whatever reason" there is, yep...
"whatever reason"
Man,Aquaman is still getting shafted even decades after the super friends cartoon ended huh
Shout out to the Aquaman from Batman: The Brave and the Bold cartoon, this lad doesn't get enough credit.
My opinion of Aquaman changed a bit in Injustice. "Commands fish" is a much more appealing superpower when "fish" includes an army of crab titans.
@@mariofan1ish it even extends to literally any sea life, like dude can super charge sharks
The video creator just be talking bs. He doesn't know $h!t about Aquaman 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh spantz, what atrocities will you unveil today
I'm scared
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@@lordawsome5545 be afraid.
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From what I remember from reading about squirrel girl. She defeated Dr. Doom, because he had a base in a forest and she summoned all of the squirrels in the forest to kick his ass.
Yep. She beat Doom in her debut comic (an Iron man story) and the writers decided to never retcon it. In her own comic series Doom considers her one of his most dangerous foes and comes up with an elaborate scheme to erase her from existence.
Then she beats him up, again.
@@cantaloupegodling352 cant he just use a gun? She's not bulletproof
Shame how you didn't mention how being a Dog welder is an ancient curse from Anubis or Dog welder 2 who welded 2 stars together to save the world
Tell me more...
kid named 2 stars:
I forgot about dog welder for a while and then it all came back from this comment
That comic was wild though, still remember reading it, apparently the guy who wrote it has a certain hate for superheroes and that's why all of his are, well, questionable in nature
is he the writer of The Boys or they just share the same hate toward heroes?
Fat Fury looks like a North Korean PSA cartoon about the "great leader".
Kite Man is an interesting villain though. During the before time the most he could ever do was threaten people with kites but he still had commitment to being a villain through kites
And now he’s the MVP in the Harley Quinn show
Kite Man
Hell yeah
@@kalo_vera Kite yeah
Hell man
Has nobody seen any recent version of Aquaman?! He’s surprisingly badass in most comics and cartoons, and Jason Momoa brought it to a whole new level.
Edit: I’m also super fond of Doorman ngl
Shout out to the Aquaman from Batman: The Brave and the Bold cartoon, this lad doesn't get enough credit.
Squirrel girl has defeated more than just Thanos and Galactus. she, in one of her first appearances also defeats DR. Doom and in one of her more recent comics "squirrel girl beats up the marvel universe" fights and wins against a few more.
Squirrel girl was made to combat all those “who would win in a fight” arguments
The reason she hasn’t appeared in a movie is because she is too op
Some people live long enough to see them become the villain
I did not expect there to be anti-spatnz bots already
Not dog welder
Dog welder vitctems never see him
I actually unironically want Doorman in an MCU movie.
can't wait for DC's new movie: Fat Furry
Actually he'd a Dark Horse Production.
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Or dog welder
It's gonna be a documentary about every single person in the Fandom
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"everyone around you had cool powers"
i think you are forgetting the amount of bad quirks in this show xD
Or from what I've read, sometimes even no quirk at all!
You missed the dude who's entire thing is being able to listen to truck radio
Considering the amount of hero becomes more dangerous as a villain or antihero stories there are, it could be a good way to make dog welder into a sort of nobody to nightmare upgrade: imagine the dude having a loved one get injured accidentally by a villain who retired after settling down and it gets him enraged to the point where he marks any villain he comes across with a dog design that leaves horrifying burn scars. It gets to the point where every c-list and d-list hero tries to convince him to stop his path of rage when it's revealed that one of the new heroes who joined up to soon become part of the team *is the grandchild of that very villain before every other villain dog welder scarred groups up as a mob to hunt him and anyone who wishes to protect him down leading into a deep philosophy conflict about the past haunting the future and solving anger through pain only leading to more suffering.*
4:12 You should remember, a bunch of like 200 bees can kill the Wither, so why wouldn't they kill something like... Some super scary villain?
4:54 fun fact: dog welder found the welding equipment one day and then on just had a urge to weld dogs. Not only that but there’s an entire force of dog welders working together. He was once with them but ended up departing. The saddest part is that he used to like dogs and he’s FORCED AGAINST HIS OWN WILL TO WELD DOGS! So that makes him the saddest superhero.
I heard that some guy welded the head of a dog on somebody snd made Anubis that then proceeded to curse that same guy's family to have a compulsion to weld dogs??? I think that's his lore, right?
5:35 Can we just appreciate that there's a guy called "the Defenestrator"? I wonder what his gimmick could possibly be...
hmmmmmm must be something with........ A DOOR!
He smashes mirrors and windows onto people’s heads….thats it.
It is still pretty funny that Matter Eater Ladd is still pretty powerful. There hasn't been anything that he couldn't bite off, and is fast enough to swallow bullets or lasers being shot at him. I think his most notable event was eating the Miracle Machine (an "indestructible" machine) that was literally going to blow up the entire universe. Did go insane from eating for a while though.
Thing about Matter-Eater Lad is that the reason he (and his people) have the ability to eat anything was due to a virus that made all organic material on their planet poisonous. Rather than leave the planet, the modified themselves to be able to eat any form of matter. BTW (shades of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") if you visit his planet and you weight more than you did when you arrive, before you can leave they will put you on a mandated weight loss program until you lose the required weight.
Squirrel girl probably has a strong powers considering the amount of squirrels in the world
Squirrels in East Asia are as big as cats... Let that sink in...
There's a comic called Squirrel Girl Beats Up The Marvel Universe where an Evil Squirrel Girl destabilises the earth by having Squirrels destroy all the power lines.
She's so incomprehensibly Op and I love her.
If she had her own movie it could be a blend of action and comedy became her powers yes she has squirrel powers, just not now because of the charade that is "the message" and they'll make her a god at that point with no flaws and troubles
@@whatdadogdoin634 What is "The Message"? With great power comes great responsibility?
@@whatdadogdoin634 The way I see it, Squirrel Girl has kinda been this antithetical to that quote by saying "f**k having great power, anyone can do good". Are you talking about that?
Funny fact the original version of red bee is also in the public domain. Also I find it fun trying to think of how bad powers could be use and the idea I came up with for door man was as a breach operator think rainbow six as he can allow a team of marines or swat to quickly enter a room from unsuspected angles. Besides that yeah his got a bit of a lame power.
2:34 ahh yes, the DeviantArt superhero
Sadly, true
I remember back at summer camp we were doing the thing where you go in a circle and explain something about you. Some kid said dog welder was his favorite super hero. That made all of us curious and for the next 20 minutes we learned about dog welder
With the dolphin thing, were is derived from the old English term were meaning “male” (man meant individual). So werewolf meant male wolf, however the concept of werewolves are probably younger, around when man started meaning male, and it was a typo with people thinking it meant a human-wolf hybrid and not something out of a wattpad furry article.
Now imagine having the super power to transform smarties to m&m but only on afternoon Wednesday when there are exactly 4 swimmers around you.
Average jojo stand
We have Fat Furry, now we need Ominous Ohioan
Malicious Misourian
Anxious American
Ferocious Floridan
Kabbalistic Kentuckian
¿Por que no los dos?
the use of Undyne's theme at the dolphin man's part was spot on
Well, Aquaman also has hydrokinesis. He's also polyglot and has enhanced strength.
bilingual? like what? he can talk in English AND Fish?
He’s also super fast in water, can levitate with his trident, control all manner of aquatic life and some species of birds, can command the seas through the Clear, and has an army of Atlantean enhanced super creatures like Topo the Kraken.
@@Techy404 it's more so that he can understand every language on Earth, if I recall correctly.
Shout out to the Aquaman from Batman: The Brave and the Bold cartoon, this lad doesn't get enough credit.
@@wobblewokgaming655 Then he is a polyglot not bilingual
...matter eater lad sounds scary, actually, since he can eat anything including whatever defenses you could put up to stop him, his powers are kinda better suited for support, rather than actual offense/defense, unless he snaps and decides to start taking bites out of people or something. (I'll admit he uses it poorly, but it's more of a sense of a bad user, not necessarily a bad power.)
I misread Fat Fury as Fat Furry for a second, legit thought it was going to be a guy who's only power was creating something through roleplay
I mean, it does say fat furry in the thumbnail
So pyrocynical as a superhero
.... Herbie .. is Fat Fury , and The Human Flying Saucer....
You weren’t the only one, lol
My knowledge of her comics are very limited but I don't think Squirrel girl is a bad superhero idea. She's a joke hero and a parody of other super heroes, but she does it quite well. Her defeating strong supervillains in absurd ways seems to be a running gag for her from what I've seen.
I cannot express how much I love hearing this man rant about literally anything, truly music to my ears ngl
Section 8 (the superhero team that has dog-welder) and Squirrel girl were a parody team and gag character respectively.
That Arm-Fall-Off guy seems like a hero created for one purpose only- sell merchandise. There's probably a Arm-Fall-Off-Boy figure by Mattel out there.
“It would be better than her having an modification in her genes for some unknown reason”
The X Men: *Bruh*
I feel like the MHA universe is the one that sucks the most when it comes to superpowers. You can get something really cool, but only if you are born with a useful combo of your parents’ quirks (like Bakugou) or if your parents INTENTIONALLY try to give you specific powers (Like Todoroki, though given his home life he’s not very lucky). Other than that, it’s a total luck of the draw; you can end up with something weird but that could be useful if you’re super creative, but nine times out of ten you end up with a power that’s either stupidly mundane or even something utterly worthless (like bulging your eyes out of your head or having a giant ugly chin made of cement).
"My brief case full of bees will put a stop to this!"
okay so the fact that doorman is so sick whilst staying on brand with his powers is actually awesome
Wait, Fat Fury is in the public domain? Cool.
Yes so it means that eveyone can use him like memes
squirrel girl once won a fight against someone she thought would beat her, because the location chosen was Times Square (or whatever the giant park in New York is named), aka home of so many squirrels.
Aquaman is on top end of super strengh speed (speedsters excluded) and endurance but he become significantly weakened when he is dehitrated.
he's an amphibian then
@@Techy404 basically yeah, other power that atlanteas have is magic related hydrokinesis but aquaman itself does not have it, also his fork no sell many defenses.
I love how on thumbnail his outfit actually says "fat furry"
I still can't get over *Dog Welder.*
hes from hitman - that means he is cool 😅
1:23 squirrel girl jumpscare
the "dolphin that turned into a human" could be a reference to a folklore from brazil
its a pink dolphin that transforms into a human to make woman fall for him, in the end of the day however it goes back into the water and transforms into a dolphin again, never to be see by the same woman that fell for him
in a teen titans kids comic where the teen titans fight the hive in a talent show the original red bee shows up as a judge and dislikes the teen titans way of fighting because he prefers using trained bees
4:21 bro looks like the jetpack joyride scientist
Bro did em foul 💀
I remember seeing an old book called "The Human Bat Vs the Robot Gangsters." Never seen that book again but I need to find it. It was human bah not batman.
"No, you fool! It wasn't BatMAN, it was a MANbat!... What do you mean that's just a Batman villain? Fine! Just call him... uh... The HuMAN BAT!"
@@remen_emperor what are you even talking about 💀☠️💀💀💀💀
@@arpwcos2011 It's a Batman villain, MANbat. Comic video and a comment like the above was just asking for a Batman/Manbat/Human bat comment
1:48 WTF in Brasil we have folclore character called "boto cor de rosa" that is the same thing
DoorMan just had a BIG glow up
Agreed
3:42 literally terraria summoner class.
Who would win?
A 20m wall of flesh guarding the underworld
*bee bomb*
It hasn't even started and I already know its a 10/10 video
Herbie the Fat Fury is a *parody* of the entire superhero genre.
The fact you missed that is *key point* of the character is cringe.
Fun fact there was once a super hero named Melt Man.
with a power to...... melt
so glad to see a longer form video that is about what you want to talk about, not just trendy news that gets forgotten in 2 days and is talked about by so much other youtubers.
please spatnz do more videos like this
Spatnz are you already trying to make us fail at NNN?
you have some fuckin problems man
@@GooberInternet what a goofy goober couldn't you tell it was a joke?
@@goawayddd9799 What did the original comment say?
4:42 The Pyro of the DC Universe
Fr, they’re so similar, I have adhd and hyperfixated on tf2 cause of pyro, and now I’m hyperfixated on section 8 cause of Dogwelder lmao 💀
What most people don't know is that Squirrel Girl's most powerfull ability is a meta/4th wall breaking joke, that the stronger her opponent is the more likely she is to defeat him. That's why she has defeated Thanos, Galactus and Dr. Doom but gets her ass handed to her by low level thugs from time to time.
matter eater coulod be working for the police, eating something and then determining what it is.
5:59 the spot's long lost brother
"It doesnt matter if you're a marvel fan, or a dc fan"
What if i'm a WildStorm fan?
Squirrel girl is considered one of the strangest heroes
Reminder that dog welder welded two stars together
squirrel girl take didn’t age well 😭
The fat fury being so powerful is hilarious
3:25 snap from Fortnite💀💀💀💀💀
I thought the thumbnail said "fat furry" as a superhero initially
I'm gonna make something really clear: If all you know about Aquaman is his ability to talk to fish and the dumb 60's show, than you're willfully ignorant of the 2001 Justice Leauge TV show and are allowing yourself to be influenced by memes.
Show some respect to the king.
I mean, a hero called "Friendly Fire" is probably the worst guy you could have on a team.
Petition for Spatnz to open a discord server.
"Aquaman sucks"
**aisle of buzz lightyears**
I'm just reminded of the ton of joke superheroes they made for the earthworm jim series like the hamstinator and lower back pain man "I'll be okay in a second!"
Half of these heroes could actually do the stand user and exploit their abilities to its fullest potential
This will definitely get the “comics are better!” crowd either rioting on their keyboards or make them shut up.
I saw the thumbnail and was super upset that you were calling Pyrocynical a bad superhero.
Just had an idea: a video on the most terrifying villains that people don't know of
I'm putting Skitter as one, considering her power Is total control over *all* the bugs, spiders, and crabs. Literal representation of a Biblical plague
Just the Australia ones are more than enough ammunition to wipe out pretty much everyone. All other bugs, spiders and crabs are just filler.
I recognize that name, but I don't remember the book where she came from.
Imagine how funny it’d be if they revealed that *squirrel* girl knew karate 😂
That was basically the silver age of comic books for you
Well Aquaman also has the ability to breathe underwater (obviously), and has super strength like Wonder Woman
Doorman's power is probably really dangerous if you fight him on a bridge or a plane. Like, imagine you're hijacking a plane and this guy puts you in a chokehold, drops to the ground, and suddenly you're outside the plane. He'd be so much more effective than the TSA
7:07 i waited the entire video to see if you would have the black bomber. he is a dc character who was written by a black guy. the man who wrote for ben 10 and made static shock dwane mcduffie. it was a white racist who when under stress and on command could turn into a black dude. that was his only power
Black...
W h a t
“Black power!”
- Black Bomber
The fact that people forget that Aquaman is literally the same tier of strength and durability as Superman really says a lot about society.
0:22 NOT THE SUPER FRIENDS VERSION, in the comics he has full on water bending (an alternate version flooded the earth) and the fish he can control include legendary leviathans
Wait, doesn’t Aquaman have the ability to control water and have super strength? Like this is a man that could not only command a shark to bite someone….but also create a watery path for them to bite someone on land
You forgot when dog welder managed to weld a star
2:35 this superhero sounds familiar, he reminds me of a pink, round, bouncy, cute ball that can eat lots of things named kirby
I wonder who the main character of Kirby is called
Fat fury is not the hero we want but the hero we need
Bibleman that’s all I need to say
The best way to enjoy spatnz is to watch his videos on mute to guess what he’s saying
I believe Your videos are getting quite longer. And that I like.
I remember when you used to make extremely short form, but you are now making fully fledged 8 minutes video, full of all your great energy.
Don't work yourself to hard making these videos though. (;