@@realise- As a Nene husband of random number, I definitely want to see her behind bars... but then I'll immediately bail her out for the luls. Bless that dork
Subaru: "You're charged with initiating an inappropriate relationship with a minor." Nene: "There is no age limit to joining my collection!" Subaru: *_"COLLECTION?!"_* Nene: "Well at least I know that my husbands will release me." Subaru: "Actually they're the ones that ratted you out. AND they're saying you're guilty."
The first problem here is trying to apply logic to Nene. Her streams are like a pocket dimension where nothing makes sense and whatever Nene thinks about she wills into existence by via her doodles.
@@MapleLeaf2501 Well she's also a seal, a Kuma, a multi gazillionnaire CEO, a God Goddess, a Momotetsu and a few other things. Modern laws weren't made to handle our wife.
Queen of prison break: SuperNenechi! She cant stay inside the jail for too long or the husbands will create a havoc and break her out. Oozora Police cant handle her, she is a high profile criminal... errrrr wife.
I can't believe this I'm looking forward for this stream so much and I actually missed it Thank you clippers for translating this golden segment of Oozora Police adventure
Lamy: Nene called, she's in jail. Botan: Oozora Police? Lamy: Yes. Botan: ... Polka, watch the house. We're picking your sister up from jail and pay her bail.
*gavel* For the crime of having minors in your "husband collection" as well as falsifying age on top of being a repeat offender, I hereby sentence Nene-Chan to a full year of hard labor in Usada construction company with no parole *slams gavel*
Guess you didn't watch the actual stream. Miko and Suisei are both taken in for questioning and both are put behind bars afterwards. Wait for clips I guess as the stream is a goldmine of funny stuff.
@@belatkuro oh... yeah unfortunately I didn't. I barely have time to watch full streams so I just make do with clips.. also I can't exactly understand Japanese so there's that reason also.. but yeah Ima just wait for the clips
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For Nene, being interrogated by Oozora Police is like having a field trip
Free PR Campaign for Lamy Sweat as well.
When Nene M energy is so strong, it made her enjoy Oozora Police Interrogation
To the ranch
@@snowdrop7823 KNIFE HANDS
Where are the twelve goddam II need to see all the apostles
Most hololive members: Nooo don't report me to the Oozora Police
Nene: Oozora Police's jail is like my 2nd home
3rd time is a free ice cream
@@thedead073 This ain't the dentist lol
@@thedead073 Pretty sure that's only when you die 3 times, so unless Subaru is both judge and executioner, no luck for Nene
So Nene is like the Nishitani of Hololive , huh
@@wessltov Nah Oozora Police might be located in HFIL so they do get Free Ice Cream for the 3rd Time
I really hope Subaru gets a police outfit and does more of these
I second this
my mind is going wild oh god
Now I want to see Ui-Mama draw her in police outfit, must be heavenly
TOMBOY COP
TOMBOY COP
So we can finally arrest Pekora.
I never could have imagined "im baby" was not an airtight legal defense
If you can't beat em , join em
What's the world coming to these days?
@@TitanKaiju75 that's what some people call peace
@@deXavior are you admitting that you have beaten babies before, sir? i may have to report you to the duck...
@@pimposki6232 i'm not saying i havent but I'm not admitting to one
Judgement from Nene's husbands:
She is guilty, but should be released anyway.
Two words: jury nullification.
@@Tunkkis yeah, sadly we don't have a Jury, or a Judge, or a Judicial System other than the interrogation and shotgun conviction of the Oozora Police
She's too cute to be arrested
Subaru: "So there was a 12 or 14 year old overseas boy..."
Suisei: "You had my interest, but now you have my attention."
It’s, you have my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
Matsuri is also there
Don't underestimate the power of Nenechi's army of husbands. This will be the quickest bailout in history.
Unless she puts them behind the bars too
Wait...
I guess some of her "husbands" want her to go to jail
Or underestimate the 1 Nenechi 1 Husband Plan. There are probably thousands of Nenechi clones already created.
That guy who sent her fire extinguishers will be there to save the day
@@realise- As a Nene husband of random number, I definitely want to see her behind bars... but then I'll immediately bail her out for the luls. Bless that dork
If Nene is baby, doesn’t that make us the husbands criminals?
Then you forgot the duck is also dating a baby.
That's probably her angle. Luckily, Officer Subaru and the jury saw right through it.
thankfully chief officer subaru saw right through it, poor seal dog wi-fi wife had to pay for her crimes.
We're criminals anyway
See, she pulled a sneaky on ya and now we in jail, so hold your soap and prey
Husbands: sends reports to Oozora Police and gets her arrested again
Also Husbands, probably: pools money to bail Nene out
Nenecoin to the moon 🤣🥳
The duality of husband
And thus the husband civil war begins 草
We simp for two companies. So our girls always come out on top
the duality of man
I love how Subaru's laugh changed to "*lawful quacking*"
It really makes me smile whenever I see those lmao
Well it can't be unlawful quacking. She's a police... duck?
@@atree86 A Ducktective.
@@ZeroCanalX when the evil twin of the ducktective appeared i couldn't believe it
@@ZeroCanalX i remember ducktective from gravity falls
Oozora keisatsu is the best real crime show on YT
"Take a seat, Ms. Momosuzu Nenene" -Oozora Subaru
CSI: Crime Subaru Investigation
Subaru: "You're charged with initiating an inappropriate relationship with a minor."
Nene: "There is no age limit to joining my collection!"
Subaru: *_"COLLECTION?!"_*
Nene: "Well at least I know that my husbands will release me."
Subaru: "Actually they're the ones that ratted you out. AND they're saying you're guilty."
Bruh
That 'I don't know, Nene is a baby' from Subaru sounds like an American talk show host making some sort of statement that'll hype up the crowd.
Famiri Feud
The first problem here is trying to apply logic to Nene. Her streams are like a pocket dimension where nothing makes sense and whatever Nene thinks about she wills into existence by via her doodles.
I couldn't agree more
Exactly
Subaru: "You're under arrest, Momosuzu Nene!"
Nene: "That's neat. Bold of you to assume the law applies to me though."
Subaru: "SHUBA!?"
So as a alien, is she a diplomat with immunity then?
Lmao
Yeah, that bit of the lore is always forgotten.
@@MapleLeaf2501 Well she's also a seal, a Kuma, a multi gazillionnaire CEO, a God Goddess, a Momotetsu and a few other things.
Modern laws weren't made to handle our wife.
@@VtuberTimestamper "a God Goddess" polmaoo
Nene: *is a baby*
Subaru: Nice try but I've bested Luna already so your baby tactics will not work on me.
Nene: *surprised baby noises*
"lawful quacking"
You've outdone yourself Tengoku.
😂❤
Nene: "Nene is a baby, I don't know."
Officer Subaru: "There are bars on a crib."
"lawful quacking"
Instant sub
Yeahh a new episode of: Quack & Order.
*DUN DUN*
Squawk and Order
I imagine the 12 year old boy being the exact boy who summoned Lucoa in Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
Shouta?
Nene's Husbands : Ah kuso, here we go again
Eh, we will have to break her out of the jail again, don't we?
@@Cahir176 prolly need to pool the bail money again
"Well, there's no age limit to joining my husband collection"
age is just a number
And jail is just my 2nd home
-Nene, probably
Nene playing 4D Chess by stating herself as Subaru's assistant
you know Aozora Police streams is legendary when 90k people watched it
Queen of prison break: SuperNenechi!
She cant stay inside the jail for too long or the husbands will create a havoc and break her out.
Oozora Police cant handle her, she is a high profile criminal... errrrr wife.
"12 years old is DEFFINETELY not allowed"
We did it boys, Lolicons and Shotacons are no more.
rip Matsuri rip Suisei
Suisei: *panic*
@@ryanvenjoyer RIP half of Hololive
Subaru : "This is the Oozora Police."
Nene : "This is your assistant Nene."
That answer really caught me off guard ngl.
Kinda wanna be in prison on the oozora police station to see those criminals
But the sentence is listening to her first asmr for eternity
Nene is so cuddly and upbeat, it’s hard to fully conceptualize her deviousness.
Tengoku: I AM SPEED
I love these so much. Poking fun at the mostly harmless but silly things the girls do is really fun
Lol, if nene said she was a seal then oozora police would have had a tougher case to crack.
Tougher case to *quack**
No one can outwit Duckdective!!!!
She's guilty for firing her love beam at viewers recklessly
*looks at the chaotic mess that is Nene's screen* Oh dear god... that is a lot to take in...
Nene the two time arrest champion. Will she be able to perform a hat trick on the next oozora police stream?
"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for my meddling husbands!"
- Nene, probably
"Nene is a baybeh" - Subaru pronouncing that like Fat Bastard made my day.
3:48 She's definitely guilty, but gosh dang if this isn't the cutest "shuba shuba" I've ever heard.
-absolutely disgusting-
I can't believe this
I'm looking forward for this stream so much and I actually missed it
Thank you clippers for translating this golden segment of Oozora Police adventure
*guilty* for 2nd time
Nene : *Babu Babu*
*Shuba Shuba*
Looking forward for more crimes to be admitted and resolved
Subaru be like "How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"
Ngl. *lawful quacking* had me dying 🤣
I was about to comment this! 🤣 Had me looking forward to other quacks subaru has to offer
"there is no age limit to my husband collection"
There's no problem here at all. Nothing at all
Officer Subaru: “do you know what you’ve done?”
Nene: “well yes, but actually… yes…”
Me: hold up she charge with WHGAT!!.But she was at home
Nene is like the comic relief character in a manga/manga.
I really appreciate all the legwork you do to get these together.
I have a feeling Nene will go to jail for the 3rd time in the future.
Baby Can’t Get Marry Dud to The Law.
Nene the incorigible! You'll never get me, copper! *Gets caught*
The others can try with Officer Subaru, but they will never topple Pekora's rapsheet
Nene: volveré a la calle en 24 horas
Policia Oozora: tal vez sean 12
Lamy: Nene called, she's in jail.
Botan: Oozora Police?
Lamy: Yes.
Botan: ... Polka, watch the house. We're picking your sister up from jail and pay her bail.
Nene didn't even stand a chance with the first being done by a dragon now she got the real right to go to jail.
For Nenechi to be arrested again. That should've ONLY happened to Pekora.
We could've said release her if she bribed us with Lamy Waki Mizu
Ahhh i miss this stream, thank you for the translation
Heheheh. Silly Nene. That is why I also love her as much as others. She is so funny.
Unlimited Nene Husband-works
*gavel* For the crime of having minors in your "husband collection" as well as falsifying age on top of being a repeat offender, I hereby sentence Nene-Chan to a full year of hard labor in Usada construction company with no parole *slams gavel*
Should've been forced labour at Oozora construction. That way Subaru could get the workers she's sorely lacking. xD
enough with the usaken thing, it's not always about them.
@@E5rael didn't know there was an oozara cinstruction lol. I think botan has one
Oh boy the latest episodes of CSI Hololive!
Lawful quacking got me already
How many people have Officer Subaru put behind bars now hahahaha
The multuple Nene faces screams out the "be bit afraid" vibe
Miko: Are yes Nene, a fellow baby of culture...
Its gonna be hilarious if theres a 3rd Oozora Keisatsu corner, and Nene got in yet again. 草
Thank you for keeping us safe, Subaru.
Lol lawful quacking got me.
[ _lawful quacking_ ]
Welp, there went my drink.
Nenechi wakurunai yo ne~
I love that Subaru has accepted her position as the police duck 😂
Judge and Jury and all Nene husbands. She can't be contained. She beat the system.
*Lawful Qucking* that's a new one for me. 😂
12 year old husband I knew it, ladies and gentlemen... We got em🤣🤣🤣
I remember when the clip first came out
Finally the justice was served
No one wonder Nene did all those Sit ups she was preparing to break out of Jail again.
nene: im your assistant
subaru: what the hell are you saying?
the hologra lore: so i was a lie?
ah the classic "is a baby" defense
that's what got michael jackson off
wait
nene: only one arrested twice
also nene.
im gonna do it again
Nene will break free again and be captured again hahaha
I stand with the Subaru Police.
Nene laugh heals my soul
"I'm going to escape again, mark my words."
Spoken like a true supervillain.
I can't belive a Cute Duck would arrest my Wife!
july 9th, at 9:09, Ninene sealed her fate as regular prisoner in Oozora Prison
She tried the Luna-defense
and failed miserably...
Nene's throwing off some serious Vincent Gigante vibes here. It may be that she's the true heir to Coco's criminal enterprise.
I really Nene's annoyed manner of speaking in the beginning. It's so cute!
"Lawful quacking" truly a big kusa moment
Someday, the tables will turn and the chat will have to arrest Subaru.
Subaru : Death.. or Exile ?
Nene : nooo i amm a baby....
Subaru : The Chat Council will decide your fate.. Please Sit.. Young Baby
Bail money on prep
Fastest clipper in the world
this is hilarious!!
I hope Subaru makes this a regular thing lmfao
I'd like for her to eventually interview Suisei...
Guess you didn't watch the actual stream. Miko and Suisei are both taken in for questioning and both are put behind bars afterwards. Wait for clips I guess as the stream is a goldmine of funny stuff.
@@belatkuro oh... yeah unfortunately I didn't. I barely have time to watch full streams so I just make do with clips.. also I can't exactly understand Japanese so there's that reason also..
but yeah Ima just wait for the clips
Lool imagine her arresting Sora
Nene just wanted a shota lol
This might be the funniest bit yet.
1:15 whoa, Subaru, that’s prejudicing the jury. Not ok.