Mu Becomes A Concern, The Delta Spread Continues, And Colbert Shaves The 'Stache
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2021
- 75% of American adults have received at least one vaccine shot as of today, yet the pandemic rages on as a variant called Mu enters the realm of concern. Meanwhile, caving to popular demand and family pressure, Stephen Colbert shaved off his questionable mustache. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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I’m so glad Evie has a sharp eye and a firm grip on the Colbert family
@No Chance Without Pasta the return of the Colbeard?
and the Colbert family jewels
behind every strong man there is a strong woman :D
Evie is the best!!! 🥰
Totally!
It’s the way Jon laugh at the Syphilis Jam Jokes for me. 😂😂
The best thing about the pandemic is that we got to know Evie.
True. And as happy as I am for him and the crowd that they are back: I really liked the shows from home
She’s awesome, loved that laugh. He’s a lucky man
"Nothing spreads like syphilis". OK, that made me laugh out loud -- for real. And Jon's reaction made it even better.
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣
Jon's reaction got me too.
I had to rewind because i loled for a good 5 seconds.
I have a 4&+5 now just thrive me sis dkdkdjddkd to try to
It isn’t your fault but your comment shows up directly under the video in the mobile app, and it completely ruined the joke for me. It was funny though
Cows have been dealing with the Mu variant for ages. Just ignore it and look the udder way.
Dammit, I just can't NOT give this a thumbs up. It's like a 4 year old violin prodigy who has an Elmo sticker on her Stradivarius. Childish, but brilliant.
A bovine-ly inspired joke.
That would explain why the cattle and livestock dewormer drugs are getting mistakenly prescribed to humans.
😆😂🤦♀️
How do bovines get their shots? Very Cowfully.
There's Mu, let's just hope there's no Mu 2.
Hats off for that you good sir
Uh... Not if it evolves.
Lmao good pokemon reference
Mu 2 will kick all our asses
Hopefully a kid from Pallettown to save us
Stephen is my fav. comedian, talk show host, love his sense of humor
Good humor with the stache. As they say, "Happy wife, happy life" 👏
Missed opportunity to call the fake Italian food from america an "Impasta"
Surprised that didn't happen 🤣 would have been amazing
Love that one
👏👏👏
Ha! Go write for the late show
If the product does not pass FDA regulations, the manufacturer might be Jailato-ed.
That Italian bit at the end had some of the funniest gags I've heard in a while. _"In a misguided attempt to destigmatize mental illness..."_ Bahahahahahaaaaaaaa 🤣😂🤣
Yeah. Bahaha indeed.
"In a misguided attempt to destigmatize mental illness" LMAOOO xD
I can't say if it's a good thing or a bad thing that, nowadays, this guy is the best that america has to offer to the rest of the world.
all I can say is: I love Stephen Colbert!
greetings from Europe!
The sound guys did a great job with the whistle
Stephen's stache had to go. It looked self-aware and I'm pretty sure it had evil intentions.
Let's be honest, whoever colors his hair needed to see his face first. Would have been fine then.
Have you seen his episode of comedians in cars with Jerry Seinfeld he had a full on gray goatee he was “on a break”
Glad his wife stepped in he looked like John Bolton and the world already has one too many John Boltons.
I thought he looked like a younger Alex Trebek 🤔👍🏻
Now it's gone, I almost think that if anbody could pull that look off, it's Stephen... He should give wearing a cape a try next!
Sound guy LOVED that whistle. Holy crap, I typed that right before he said it.
"Got my kiss." How dare you go for such blatant emotional manipulation, sir, and how dare it work so well.
Lol
Want to like this...want MORE to leave it at 69 likes😍
That Pokemon joke was perfect. Someone give that millennial writer a raise!!
As a massive Pokémon fan and player, I agree.
#weeblife
Absofuckinglutely
U can compare people that were born in 2005 to people that were already 20 in 2005
You should Pokemon Go to the clinic!
FYI, the Robert E Lee statue was removed from Monument Avenue in Richmond, not the Capitol grounds. As an aside, with this action, the only figure left on Monument Ave is a statue of Arthur Ashe.
I was listening while off the page, and the second I heard "Pokemon", and "Mew" I immediately came back, to see our precious, pink, mewing, genderless, parent to Mewtwo..
10/10 Episode.
Too late for that.
In TV
I love the way he presents the monologue - it doesn’t look as if he is reading ANYTHING - such a natural !!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 xx
So glad you're back, Stephen. That felt so much longer than 2 weeks.
For sure. I know a lot of people like it, but I hate that cartoon thing they've been doing as a filler.
God, yes! Couldn't believe how much I missed him!
@@Saffe1978 Colbert isn't a loser
@@Saffe1978 Coming from the guy that watches ben shapiro and fox news. Classic
@@captaincosmos3280 Who likes the Tooning crap? It's so embarrassingly unfunny, I think Fallon came up with it.
I adore Jon Batiste's genuine laugh when he's particularly tickled by one of Stephen Colbert's jokes! It's wonderful!
Yes I agree, if he did not have an audience, all he needs is Evie & john.
Pikachu!
@@annaku_lickalicious Its probably a good thing for you that no one here knows who you are, unless of course the people that do know you are just as dumb as you, and its a fair guess that they are. John is in a league all by himself when it comes to how talented of a musician he is.
If anything sthepen would be the one that would have to suck up to John to keep him on the show. There are so many other things he could be doing, and for a lot more money.
And you must be new to the show if you don't know that their relationship is not one of boss and employee, besides being friends they genuinely admire each other's talent...John can't make you laugh, and Stephen can't compose songs, write music and orchestrate a band. Its mutual respect for what they do. So when you see and hear John laughing, its genuine.
Probably because he had not heard them at rehersal!! That really makes me happy..
Based on SCIENCE, then Evie said "NO!" Shaved, and they lived happily ever after❣️
Boils down to “Evie SAID SO, DAMNIT!!”
Cause they know how to do a marriage the right way 😏
Scientifically speaking, the lack of kisses makes the choice to shave an evidence-based decision. Science wins!
Carry on.
My mother and her coworkers in the hospice home they work at said that COVID is quickly becoming the frat party no one wants to go to: Alpha Delta Mu.
I don't know who that guy was who hosted last night, but I'm glad to see u back Stephen!
😡😡😡😡
It was his evil twin Blephen Colbear.
Damn Mirror Universe hosts...
It was the darkest timeline...
It Was Reven Rolbert His Evil Twin From A Paralell Universe
Jon in the background saying Pikachu is now my favourite thing
I know it was soooo adorable!
As someone who has had many a kiss turned into a "Gah!" moment by one of my husband's moustache hairs going up my nose, I do see Evvie's point of view.
Same! Lol
Laughing out loud from Italy.
And, here I thought the MU variant came from Devin Nunes' Cow.
That's a little harsh, don't you think? I mean, it's his wife and all and there's someone for everyone man.
Mother Nature called 911 on humans and accused us of domestic violence.
Let's hope she aborts Texas first. (Well, Texas GOP, anyway.)
But, it was just one stupid whistle!
Is watching a man throw a ball real far so damn important that you can't watch it on TV while we're still in the middle of a plague?
"Tombstone pizza. With all the flavor of a graveyard."
He's not wrong.
"I thought i was the whitest man"
My dude, my little brother complains that Mayo is too spicy 😂😂😂
😭☠🥇
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1:50 If the supply of new variants surpasses the supply of Greek letters, we might really have to start naming them after Pokémon characters.
Pika-ACHOO!
...Ghastly would be appropriate one
Thank you Evie! That caterpillar had to go away! 😆👏👏👏❤
Love this man & the writers!
Honestly, the writers for Stephen Colbert show should win all the awards they should rightly be nominated for! His monologue are always out of this world!! I LOVE IT!!
Yeah I think they are more deserving than John Oliver's staff tbh
I wish I was simple minded enough to enjoy him
So true MercAngel. I died laughing.
@@Sam-jm1nn why is that
Win awards for this trash?
"Happy wife-Happy life!" It's a no brainer.
More like no wife, happy life. Not broke either.
I am so thankful that I can still hear the producer guy laughing in the background like we could before the audience came back 😅
One thing about the new variant MU. From what I've read, it is on a downward trajectory having lost its dominance to the Delta variant. So there's that. ✌️
the italian accent wrecked me, i thought it was just gonna be an awful stereotypical mess but he actually really got some of the inflections right, i lost it.
It was surprisingly not painful.
He was mocking the American idea of Italian culture so Olive Garden had to be involved.
Just so you know, the Mu variant has one Insertion mutation, and several substitution mutations in the region of the receptor-binding domain.
In other words - if this variant doesn't become a breakthrough variant.... You can be damn sure that the one the diverges from this one will be.
That's why it is so important for everyone to get vaccinated, and for an updated vaccine to come out soon
you think the believers of ancient fairytales are gonna understand any of this?
Meanwhile covid deniers are still screaming 'it's never been isolated!'
@@A.K.00 oh crap, we’re doomed
So vaxing is going to be on going ? I'll pass .
@@lindaleelaw5277 So you have to renew your driver's insurance every year? I guess you'll pass on that too.
“Followed by absolute fever and chills, followed by absolute loss of consciousness, followed by absolute induced coma and absolute ventilator…”
are you talking about the breakthrough infections ? 😂 Never mind, go and pick up your booster for a sound sleep - it’s all based on science - isn’t it!?😂
The people at the Iowa game were waving at the UI Children’s Hospital - which is attached to the UI Hospital - which makes it 100x worse. It was a giant F-U to those children and their families. “We will wave at you sans masks but won’t wear masks for you.”
Crazy there hasn't been any stories about everyone getting sick. Just like all the folks rioting last summer...
@@theodorethompson9032 you must have your dates confused. Riots were on Jan 6. Peaceful protests happened last summer. It must be hard to understand facts when you watch Fox.
@@midknight I turned off MSM long before last summer. But cities BURNING is not peaceful.
@@midknight i turned of all MSM long before last summer. But if people burning buildings and churches and such is peaceful well we can't really talk...
@@midknight but we have proof the same ANTIFI was in DC the 6th that were burning cities all summer. We have them on tape. We have their fliers. We knew their plans...
I'd feel better about 80%+ of 2 doses. Be sure to get all your doses to stop the spread!
I love getting vaccinated because it's like taking my immune system to the gym.
Bigger faster stronger every day
I doubt we will have 80%+ though, I think we will get close, but I don't think we can save a lot of the trumparinas and anti-vax jokes. A 4th of the country still hadn't gotten it, we can probably reduce that to a 6th at most.
In my area 86% have at least 1 dose, 80% fully vaccinated.
Next door is a conservative town in the mid 70s, while on the other side a city w/ a relatively minority population yet church going at 70+ and climbing. Both were in the mid 60s about a month ago.
@@comment2009 that's a surprise, must not be a large number of far right conservatives in the area if that's the case, lucky them.
@@Stormingmiku it could also mean that even though it’s right wing, they still care for their neighbors and fellow people. I hope. But, unfortunately, it’s less likely.
So, if the Mu variant mutates, will it be called MuTwo?
Wrong for obvious reasons, but clever anyways. I did not see that one coming. XDD
Mr. Mu
Apparently Steven didn't learn his lesson last time he tried to grow a stache.
@hognoxious not really. It wasn't any better than this one. His wife said shave it off last time too. She doesn't like a stache on her hubby, some women just don't like facial hair. My first wife hated any facial hair as far as a beard and mustache but my second wife loved it when I was scruffy and unshaven. Go figure.
@@glnnchrstphr9717 I suppose because they are two different women? LOL
"There's a reason for everything we do here at the late show, it's all based on science."
*Best line - Steve C.
reminds me so much of Portal 2
I'm pretty sure Evie's kiss/vote would override even if the Twitter poll were reversed. 😂
Thank goodness Evie vetoed the stash it looked awful! 🚫👨
Like the electoral college...
Imagine if Stephen demanded that until Evie grew some facial hair thst he would not kiss her. Fairs fair 😋
I knew Evie would come through to get rid of the unsightly stache.
Because Evie is the hero we all need.
Omg… this monologue alone is Emmy-worthy. 😆😆
And you are delusional
No it's not. It's stupid & degrading.
Syphilis Jams...... nothing spreads like Syphilis! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Appreciating how the show says "man-made global warming", not merely "global warming".
edit: whoa was only meaning to point it out the word "global warming" has been thrown around for at least two decades now but it's crazy that it somehow feels like beyond our control when human activities have contributed to it...like, wth does "hey, it's not just us" achieve? we can't throw rocks into a crowd and not realizing it'll hit somebody. didn't expect the replies but anyway it's been a few days, kissing the anons in the replies goodbye. hope everyone lives a good life.
Ever read about County of Maui v. Hawaiʻi Wildlife Fund? Please do if you haven't.
And how is your “appreciating” translating into doing something?
@@danm9390 What a stupid question. lol
@@danm9390 yes not much will be done :) things just don't change their course right away. emphasizing it's driven by human (as some of us know that many still deny it's caused by human) so people start to realize the extent of consequences and do what they can is along the lines of easy small changes.
@Owren Kwan - “appreciating” is essentially a way of saying you care without having to make a sacrifice. If you believe in man-made climate change then do something more than “appreciating” the acknowledgment.
A "shapeshifter" is when you see something that looks like a bat but then you look away, and when you look again it's Ted Cruz.
Thank you. It's been vaguely bothering me why i am reminded of someone evil whenever i see that nasty piece of work.
Insulting to bats and vampires
@@TheRolexseller and ted cruz... but i s'pose that's point lol
Hey, bats are actually useful!
Heeeey! Quit dissing on bats!
Damn, he's really "on" tonight. Great jokes. Great delivery.
Completely agree 👍
that is why we watch since in this crazy world we live, we need a bit a laughable sanity
he rested well during vay-cay
Hes a goofball
I guess he didnt want to seem unfunny or waste political capital defending the Biden administration when he was hiding from the camera during the afghanistan withdrawal.
That "the horse said 'NEEEIGHH'" - joke warmed my heart , and definitely made me laugh more than I'm proud to admit.
Yessss🐴
I laughed hard because I "saw" it coming, but didn't think he'd do it. 😂
The Iowa fans are waving at the children watching the game while undergoing treatment in the children's hospital and they do this every game.
Idiot mocking something built for kids that literally can’t leave their rooms, this guys a blow hard
I think a more appropriate joke would've been,
“Hi kids with vulnerable immune systems! It’s too much to protect you by wearing a mask or getting vaccinated, so we’ll just wave.”
Too real?
Too real?
The Wave has been created a few years ago before Covid. These kids are fighting cancer, and might not be around in the future. A smile and a wave showing love and support might bring these kids alittle happiness in this World. It's more about these kids who are fighting for their lives then a bunch of Adults and the decisions that are made
@@ccooper1969 I don't have a problem with waving at the kids, it's the maskless unvaccinated people that are spreading a virus that could kill those kids that I have a problem with.
That was the whole point of the joke. To point out the hypocrisy of waving to people you're doing nothing to protect
@@nathanodland2989 the vaccinated can spread the virus as well so what's the freaking point? Been a week and all the players are healthy.
So they finally respected Robert E. Lee's request for him and other confederates to not be remembered as a statues and monuments.
Daughters of the Confederacy: Not like that
and will erect statues of Epstein and Maxwell the metaphoric peoples' twin towers
@@u123881 oooh so edgy
@@maeannengo4908 Wished you would of thought of it I know.
@@u123881 😂😂😂
That Syphilis Jam joke got me. Well played, Stephen's writers. Well played. A hit, a very palpable hit.
Goes well with chlamarmalade and superspreadable butt-er.
Our school finally mandated masks when, in the first 9 days, there were 70 kids out due to COVID. The turning point was that they didn't want football season to be cancelled 🙄
🙄 I completely understand. Being from the South I've seen over and over how they protect the football teams but not the student population in general. Or the teachers. Makes me crazy!!🥴😕
Whatever it takes to make reality finally sink in. 🙄
The school has its priority right
Fair call :) In Australia the national football game GF had to be moved to the other side of the country to be able to be played in front of it's usual 60,000 crowd. No question the footy season there would have been impacted beyond repair if they didn't start trying to control it. No real evidence the masks are going to do all that's needed though is there! Biden should have stopped it getting into the country - that's what was done in the state the Aussie footy game is to be played in - in front of a maskless, unvaccinated full stadium
@@lilaclizard4504 Yea well Biden wasn't President when it came to this country! It squarely falls on tRump!!
Thank you, Evie.
Thank you Evie, you're a hero!
The whistle scared the living $#!t out of me I wasn't paying attention when Stephan blew it I jumped and nearly hit the ceiling!
Damn headphones!
Now imagine how the audio guy with master sound must have felt 🤣
@@jemiebridges3197 I thought about that lucky for him he has one ear covered, I have 2 speakers in fromt & 2 behind me with a sub on the floor, I thought it was Robert E Lee and his horse 🐴 were at my front door!
“Pants crapping, sometimes called code-brown”
Someone remembers his role in monsters vs aliens
Thank you Evie! That stache had to go
Me, getting ready to click the video: "Please don't have a mustache, please don't have a mustache."
[Video plays]
Oh thank God.
If your luck/wishes aren't all used up, consider buying a lottery ticket...
I miss when "super spreader" was just a euphemism for someone really naughty.
I knew a girl in college like that. very nice girl but her self-esteem wasn’t what it should’ve been to go with the looks she had. And she was reckless.
AOC....LMAO
@@jarretheller2244 Bruh don't remind me of my college years
@@peterdavis6006 oh look the incel arrived
Thank you fellow fans and Evie! Haven’t seen a surprise stache that frightening since Mark Harmon had one as Gibbs.
Laughed til I cried !
So glad you're back, and the stache is GAWN!
I listen to Stevens monologue everyday I listen to it when I'm driving home from work at 3 a.m. it's the only thing that brings me Comfort right now
Watch seth meyers too then same thing
How is it comforting for u…
It’s just bad news central
@@naomiwood1970 hes got charisma..his writers write great jokes and stephen knows how to deliver them effortlessly...it just works...his presentation is on point...seth and Jimmy just too unnatural...it feels like they're reading a prompt..stephen delivers his monologue as if it's off the top of his head..
@@2332Stephen Totally agreed! He’s my favorite host hands down! I listen to his monologue almost every day, too, and he makes me laugh every time. The writers are brilliant and his delivery is just on point!
“King of Caucasia”!!!!!! Love it!!!!
I absolutely lost it at Crazy Calzony. 🤣👌
The Crazy Calzony joke got me laughing good and hard. These writers are the ones who are to be marched down the street as kings of comedy.
Italy complaining about pasta from America meanwhile Spaghetti westerns : “ calm down my Italian friend”
No One wants this extremely, unhealthy, fattening, garbage, America is feeding Us 🤮😫😥
Go Figure 💔
Well if the US pasta surpasses the Italian pasta in quality, your statement might then have equal comparison.
Besides, the best pasta really ought to only come from one’s own hands.
@@Elephantstonica "Well if the US pasta surpasses the Italian pasta in quality"
since when adding high-fructose corn syrup to pasta makes it better?
@@666Tomato666
Umm, Never.
@@Elephantstonica *precisely*
Italian here: we forgive you thanks to this heartfelt declaration from Stephen 😁
Thank you, Evie! You saved Late Night with Stephen Colbert for me.
Never disappoints,!!!
Always puts a smile on my face!!!
This episode has to win something, I wanna thank the writers for these jokes.
Yay! Evie & Steven happily ever after! This is the news we needed!
Hurrah for Evie. 100%agree on the penopause-mustache. Aus razieren. Miss ms Evie laughs and giggles
Finally, Robert E. Lee can rest in peace knowing his wish to not have a statue was finally granted.
_"I think it wiser moreover not to keep open the sores of war, but to follow the examples of those nations who endeavored to obliterate the marks of civil strife & to commit to oblivion the feelings it engendered."_
- Robert E. Lee
Wait he DIDN'T want a statue! Now I'm seeing the old statue in a new light. Knowing that it was there to spite him, I want it back.
Anonym Ous - The statue wasn’t there specifically to spite him, but it was built against his wishes. Because Lee was gracious in defeat and wanted the country to heal, while the people who put up these confederate statues wanted instead the country to remain divided. It’s still a good idea to take the statues down.
Hey Tones, Thanks for the history lesson. My lesson for the day. v
oh wow, that's new information for me! thanks!
Yes, @Tustin2121 is exactly right. The monument was built as a symbol of white supremacy. In fact, there were tons of monuments built all over the country during the civil rights movement as a way of showing Black Americans that they will never gain equality. Thankfully, Richmond has opened its eyes, and has taken down every racist statue since the murder of George Floyd. The statue of Lee was the last to go and it was a huge point of contention because, Stephen was incorrect in saying the monument was located on capitol grounds... it was actually located on Monument Ave which is a beautiful street full of gorgeous million dollar houses. Unfortunately, the owners of these houses were worried that the removal of all of the monuments (Lee in particular) would lower the housing value. But ultimately, the city made the right choice and I couldn't be more proud to live here :) Also, it's pretty cool to see RVA recognized on The Late Show!
>>holding moment of silence for Corona beer
Corona beer had a surge in sales in Denmark just when the pandemic started.
That wasn’t actually Traveler up there with Lee; apparently the artist guy thought Traveler was not impressive enough so he made up a horse.
Yes, I was disappointed, too. I feel so used.
Love your monologue. Your monologue is my news source because I feel I can get the true story. And I love the wit of your joke and delivery.
That Delta airlines CEO seems to be a suprisingly considerate person, avoiding a misunderstanding that would worsen even more the already quite bad reputation the new Covid variant has.
This was clever and I appreciate you.
LMAO Good one.
+1
Thanks man, it's amazing what a good laugh can do, and wonderful to still get one through a comment, after the monologue fell somewhat short...
@@paoloadam I always read the comments for the Late Night Comics. Some of the best jokes can be found there. There are a surprising amount of brilliantly funny folks out here.
Steven, You've reminded me of one year my Dad had to grow a beard and mustache for a part in "Brigadoon" and he and my mother had curlers in their hair and beard, ok so Mom tolerated it for 6 weeks for a show, what really matters is what is comfort? And when she went bald when she had brain tumors she got a lovely little hat and was comfortable with the hat. Glad you had fun doing your Monologue.
Thanks Evie!! We knew you would come through for America!
Watching from Barbados laughing my ass off.😂😂😂😂
My husband always had a beard and moustache in some form or other, like lambchops in the 70's but thank goodness never a goatee, the whole time I knew him. When our daughter was about 16 he shaved it all off except for the moustache and she flipped. Told him to "put it back like it's supposed to be!" Bless her heart cause I hated it too but didn't have the heart to say so 😂😂
Animal "Shapeshifting" in response to climate change.
Expecting my koi fishes transform into Gyarados soon.
_Splash_
_Splash_
You should probably hope they don't.
I liked the Italian piece especially when he said “It’s me Mario…” lol 😂 I loved it!
Its already established that his wife hates his mustaches. He keeps trying, but I don't think Evie is gonna ever approve.
My dad rocked a stash for like 40 years. When he shaved it off it was not only the first time I’ve seen his upper lip, but also my moms first time. And she was less entertained than I was, by a lot. Lol
As a man with a full beard I assure everyone that the only vote that really matters when considering facial hair is what the woman in your life thinks.
Very heteronormative sir. 😂
Yo didn't deserve it anyway
@@CJA32able Get over yourself.
Stastically, since most people are indeed straight cis, it is hardly earth-shattering to refer to **the most common scenario** for 'man with a beard'
@@telectronix1368 thanks for breaking down what heteronormative means, i guess?
"of or relating to the world view that promotes heterosexuality as the normal or preferred sexual orientation"
My wife forbids me to have a shorter beard than 8 mm. We tried it, and she got a rash every time we kissed. So I hear ya, brother.
Stephen's writers are excellent. Funny stuff.
Thank you, Evie!!! We love you!!
Damn, John Baptiste is the best dressed man in America.
Also, Steve Harvey.
Fucking love that guy
Probably not
Jon’s the goat
Yes! Fabulous.
Stephen and Evie make me so happy❤
Italy complains about unauthentic Italian food from U.S.A.; Where the actual F! did tomatoes come from? AMERICA!!!
Exactly 🍅 even after Europeans got the seeds,they didn't eat them initially. They grew them as ornamentals for a while 🤔
I'm not sure which European discovered they were delicious 😋
Meanwhile Aztecs: *yeah we eat these every day*
Mustache joke.. is amazing 😊