Mu Becomes A Concern, The Delta Spread Continues, And Colbert Shaves The 'Stache

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  • 75% of American adults have received at least one vaccine shot as of today, yet the pandemic rages on as a variant called Mu enters the realm of concern. Meanwhile, caving to popular demand and family pressure, Stephen Colbert shaved off his questionable mustache. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I’m so glad Evie has a sharp eye and a firm grip on the Colbert family

    • @Stethacanthus
      @Stethacanthus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @No Chance Without Pasta the return of the Colbeard?

    • @4thGradeReadingLevel
      @4thGradeReadingLevel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and the Colbert family jewels

    • @germandragon8136
      @germandragon8136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      behind every strong man there is a strong woman :D

    • @yo3685
      @yo3685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Evie is the best!!! 🥰

    • @cathycooper6135
      @cathycooper6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally!

  • @aslinebelcourt3622
    @aslinebelcourt3622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    It’s the way Jon laugh at the Syphilis Jam Jokes for me. 😂😂

  • @studiolezard
    @studiolezard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The best thing about the pandemic is that we got to know Evie.

    • @pi17835
      @pi17835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True. And as happy as I am for him and the crowd that they are back: I really liked the shows from home

    • @LapsedPacifist79
      @LapsedPacifist79 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s awesome, loved that laugh. He’s a lucky man

  • @michaelhoward142
    @michaelhoward142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Nothing spreads like syphilis". OK, that made me laugh out loud -- for real. And Jon's reaction made it even better.

    • @sberke
      @sberke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @smokingstone1141
      @smokingstone1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jon's reaction got me too.

    • @porkchop4401
      @porkchop4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to rewind because i loled for a good 5 seconds.

    • @MrTricksterWins
      @MrTricksterWins 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a 4&+5 now just thrive me sis dkdkdjddkd to try to

    • @chadd990
      @chadd990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It isn’t your fault but your comment shows up directly under the video in the mobile app, and it completely ruined the joke for me. It was funny though

  • @--ART3MIS--
    @--ART3MIS-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I can't say if it's a good thing or a bad thing that, nowadays, this guy is the best that america has to offer to the rest of the world.
    all I can say is: I love Stephen Colbert!
    greetings from Europe!

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That Italian bit at the end had some of the funniest gags I've heard in a while. _"In a misguided attempt to destigmatize mental illness..."_ Bahahahahahaaaaaaaa 🤣😂🤣

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. Bahaha indeed.

  • @SRowntree
    @SRowntree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    There's Mu, let's just hope there's no Mu 2.

    • @M0oranshi
      @M0oranshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hats off for that you good sir

    • @kito1san
      @kito1san 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uh... Not if it evolves.

    • @thend4427
      @thend4427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao good pokemon reference

    • @nicoleyoung5890
      @nicoleyoung5890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mu 2 will kick all our asses

    • @2keyblades
      @2keyblades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hopefully a kid from Pallettown to save us

  • @g.d.graham2446
    @g.d.graham2446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Good humor with the stache. As they say, "Happy wife, happy life" 👏

  • @marlontransporter
    @marlontransporter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Syphilis Jams...... nothing spreads like Syphilis! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @tirsedenia
    @tirsedenia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "In a misguided attempt to destigmatize mental illness" LMAOOO xD

  • @AltSchwiftSiberia
    @AltSchwiftSiberia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    So glad you're back, Stephen. That felt so much longer than 2 weeks.

    • @captaincosmos3280
      @captaincosmos3280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For sure. I know a lot of people like it, but I hate that cartoon thing they've been doing as a filler.

    • @angellabrown462
      @angellabrown462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      God, yes! Couldn't believe how much I missed him!

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Saffe1978 Colbert isn't a loser

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Saffe1978 Coming from the guy that watches ben shapiro and fox news. Classic

    • @jstnxprsn
      @jstnxprsn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captaincosmos3280 Who likes the Tooning crap? It's so embarrassingly unfunny, I think Fallon came up with it.

  • @transcendentalidiot3321
    @transcendentalidiot3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Stephen's stache had to go. It looked self-aware and I'm pretty sure it had evil intentions.

    • @Ortorin
      @Ortorin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Let's be honest, whoever colors his hair needed to see his face first. Would have been fine then.

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you seen his episode of comedians in cars with Jerry Seinfeld he had a full on gray goatee he was “on a break”

    • @charlotteinnocent8752
      @charlotteinnocent8752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Glad his wife stepped in he looked like John Bolton and the world already has one too many John Boltons.

    • @NoobSaibotMK666
      @NoobSaibotMK666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought he looked like a younger Alex Trebek 🤔👍🏻

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now it's gone, I almost think that if anbody could pull that look off, it's Stephen... He should give wearing a cape a try next!

  • @alansmitheejr-g2q
    @alansmitheejr-g2q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Cows have been dealing with the Mu variant for ages. Just ignore it and look the udder way.

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dammit, I just can't NOT give this a thumbs up. It's like a 4 year old violin prodigy who has an Elmo sticker on her Stradivarius. Childish, but brilliant.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A bovine-ly inspired joke.

    • @dritemolawzbks8574
      @dritemolawzbks8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would explain why the cattle and livestock dewormer drugs are getting mistakenly prescribed to humans.

    • @marisolaquino719
      @marisolaquino719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😂🤦‍♀️

    • @humbleevidenceaccepter7712
      @humbleevidenceaccepter7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do bovines get their shots? Very Cowfully.

  • @puniwong3478
    @puniwong3478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Stephen is my fav. comedian, talk show host, love his sense of humor

  • @m2012o1
    @m2012o1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "Got my kiss." How dare you go for such blatant emotional manipulation, sir, and how dare it work so well.

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @mariekastler5391
      @mariekastler5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Want to like this...want MORE to leave it at 69 likes😍

  • @LaCheshireChat
    @LaCheshireChat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I adore Jon Batiste's genuine laugh when he's particularly tickled by one of Stephen Colbert's jokes! It's wonderful!

    • @MrBayspring
      @MrBayspring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes I agree, if he did not have an audience, all he needs is Evie & john.

    • @Keallei
      @Keallei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pikachu!

    • @MrBayspring
      @MrBayspring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@annaku_fudgealickcious Its probably a good thing for you that no one here knows who you are, unless of course the people that do know you are just as dumb as you, and its a fair guess that they are. John is in a league all by himself when it comes to how talented of a musician he is.
      If anything sthepen would be the one that would have to suck up to John to keep him on the show. There are so many other things he could be doing, and for a lot more money.
      And you must be new to the show if you don't know that their relationship is not one of boss and employee, besides being friends they genuinely admire each other's talent...John can't make you laugh, and Stephen can't compose songs, write music and orchestrate a band. Its mutual respect for what they do. So when you see and hear John laughing, its genuine.

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably because he had not heard them at rehersal!! That really makes me happy..

  • @vitrify
    @vitrify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    FYI, the Robert E Lee statue was removed from Monument Avenue in Richmond, not the Capitol grounds. As an aside, with this action, the only figure left on Monument Ave is a statue of Arthur Ashe.

  • @JaySaindon
    @JaySaindon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The sound guys did a great job with the whistle

  • @mariekastler5391
    @mariekastler5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Based on SCIENCE, then Evie said "NO!" Shaved, and they lived happily ever after❣️

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Boils down to “Evie SAID SO, DAMNIT!!”

    • @shayrobertson1788
      @shayrobertson1788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cause they know how to do a marriage the right way 😏

    • @smartmarketing173
      @smartmarketing173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scientifically speaking, the lack of kisses makes the choice to shave an evidence-based decision. Science wins!
      Carry on.

  • @rohananya
    @rohananya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the way he presents the monologue - it doesn’t look as if he is reading ANYTHING - such a natural !!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 xx

  • @adamgardiner5869
    @adamgardiner5869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I don't know who that guy was who hosted last night, but I'm glad to see u back Stephen!

    • @giovanni1290
      @giovanni1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😡😡😡😡

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was his evil twin Blephen Colbear.

    • @DrTssha
      @DrTssha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn Mirror Universe hosts...

    • @throwaway5423
      @throwaway5423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was the darkest timeline...

    • @DS1Infinite
      @DS1Infinite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It Was Reven Rolbert His Evil Twin From A Paralell Universe

  • @Thingumabob333
    @Thingumabob333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Missed opportunity to call the fake Italian food from america an "Impasta"

    • @Flaubert
      @Flaubert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Love that one

    • @WizardOfArc
      @WizardOfArc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      👏👏👏

    • @ansuajo
      @ansuajo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ha! Go write for the late show

    • @AllPileup
      @AllPileup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If the product does not pass FDA regulations, the manufacturer might be Jailato-ed.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They'd need to have had the joke set in Boston.

  • @Sugarskulls_forever
    @Sugarskulls_forever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    That Pokemon joke was perfect. Someone give that millennial writer a raise!!

    • @jembozaba4864
      @jembozaba4864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As a massive Pokémon fan and player, I agree.

    • @misskasi8406
      @misskasi8406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #weeblife

    • @Klynker
      @Klynker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absofuckinglutely

    • @mattstyles2498
      @mattstyles2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U can compare people that were born in 2005 to people that were already 20 in 2005

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You should Pokemon Go to the clinic!

  • @JonathanHartwig
    @JonathanHartwig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sound guy LOVED that whistle. Holy crap, I typed that right before he said it.

  • @maryanneslater9675
    @maryanneslater9675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As someone who has had many a kiss turned into a "Gah!" moment by one of my husband's moustache hairs going up my nose, I do see Evvie's point of view.

  • @mercuryangel9223
    @mercuryangel9223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Honestly, the writers for Stephen Colbert show should win all the awards they should rightly be nominated for! His monologue are always out of this world!! I LOVE IT!!

    • @Sam-jm1nn
      @Sam-jm1nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I think they are more deserving than John Oliver's staff tbh

    • @Steve-oc2wr
      @Steve-oc2wr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish I was simple minded enough to enjoy him

    • @BendSpeirs
      @BendSpeirs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true MercAngel. I died laughing.

    • @petergalindo6867
      @petergalindo6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sam-jm1nn why is that

    • @mostlysunny582
      @mostlysunny582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Win awards for this trash?

  • @KitC916
    @KitC916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I'd feel better about 80%+ of 2 doses. Be sure to get all your doses to stop the spread!

    • @prezbige
      @prezbige 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love getting vaccinated because it's like taking my immune system to the gym.
      Bigger faster stronger every day

    • @comment2009
      @comment2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In my area 86% have at least 1 dose, 80% fully vaccinated.
      Next door is a conservative town in the mid 70s, while on the other side a city w/ a relatively minority population yet church going at 70+ and climbing. Both were in the mid 60s about a month ago.

    • @queerbotanicalqueen
      @queerbotanicalqueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yuki Sapphira it could also mean that even though it’s right wing, they still care for their neighbors and fellow people. I hope. But, unfortunately, it’s less likely.

    • @apn9307
      @apn9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Needle yourself and dont push it on others

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Just so you know, the Mu variant has one Insertion mutation, and several substitution mutations in the region of the receptor-binding domain.
    In other words - if this variant doesn't become a breakthrough variant.... You can be damn sure that the one the diverges from this one will be.
    That's why it is so important for everyone to get vaccinated, and for an updated vaccine to come out soon

    • @A.K.00
      @A.K.00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      you think the believers of ancient fairytales are gonna understand any of this?

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Meanwhile covid deniers are still screaming 'it's never been isolated!'

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@A.K.00 oh crap, we’re doomed

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So vaxing is going to be on going ? I'll pass .

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@lindaleelaw5277 So you have to renew your driver's insurance every year? I guess you'll pass on that too.

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you Evie! That caterpillar had to go away! 😆👏👏👏❤

  • @taravelarde9728
    @taravelarde9728 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:50 When Colbert looks down at his mic while holding that whistle, you know the sound people were pulling their headphones off faster than jackrabbits.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I'm pretty sure Evie's kiss/vote would override even if the Twitter poll were reversed. 😂

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank goodness Evie vetoed the stash it looked awful! 🚫👨

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like the electoral college...

    • @리주민
      @리주민 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine if Stephen demanded that until Evie grew some facial hair thst he would not kiss her. Fairs fair 😋

    • @chino3796
      @chino3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I knew Evie would come through to get rid of the unsightly stache.

    • @SuziSatterfieldCDA
      @SuziSatterfieldCDA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because Evie is the hero we all need.

  • @itsflowerside
    @itsflowerside 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    the italian accent wrecked me, i thought it was just gonna be an awful stereotypical mess but he actually really got some of the inflections right, i lost it.

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was surprisingly not painful.

    • @moodyavocado5613
      @moodyavocado5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was mocking the American idea of Italian culture so Olive Garden had to be involved.

  • @stephenroche7988
    @stephenroche7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jon in the background saying Pikachu is now my favourite thing

    • @Keallei
      @Keallei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it was soooo adorable!

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you, Evie.

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My mother and her coworkers in the hospice home they work at said that COVID is quickly becoming the frat party no one wants to go to: Alpha Delta Mu.

  • @richardfarwell6759
    @richardfarwell6759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    And, here I thought the MU variant came from Devin Nunes' Cow.

    • @brianmcmanus4690
      @brianmcmanus4690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a little harsh, don't you think? I mean, it's his wife and all and there's someone for everyone man.

  • @Missy-Missy1111
    @Missy-Missy1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Mother Nature called 911 on humans and accused us of domestic violence.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let's hope she aborts Texas first. (Well, Texas GOP, anyway.)

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But, it was just one stupid whistle!

  • @arunpharyn1404
    @arunpharyn1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I thought i was the whitest man"
    My dude, my little brother complains that Mayo is too spicy 😂😂😂

  • @thebrightest1230
    @thebrightest1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am so thankful that I can still hear the producer guy laughing in the background like we could before the audience came back 😅

  • @renren123451
    @renren123451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Appreciating how the show says "man-made global warming", not merely "global warming".
    edit: whoa was only meaning to point it out the word "global warming" has been thrown around for at least two decades now but it's crazy that it somehow feels like beyond our control when human activities have contributed to it...like, wth does "hey, it's not just us" achieve? we can't throw rocks into a crowd and not realizing it'll hit somebody. didn't expect the replies but anyway it's been a few days, kissing the anons in the replies goodbye. hope everyone lives a good life.

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ever read about County of Maui v. Hawaiʻi Wildlife Fund? Please do if you haven't.

    • @Positive_Pronouns
      @Positive_Pronouns 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And how is your “appreciating” translating into doing something?

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Positive_Pronouns What a stupid question. lol

    • @renren123451
      @renren123451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Positive_Pronouns yes not much will be done :) things just don't change their course right away. emphasizing it's driven by human (as some of us know that many still deny it's caused by human) so people start to realize the extent of consequences and do what they can is along the lines of easy small changes.

    • @Positive_Pronouns
      @Positive_Pronouns 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Owren Kwan - “appreciating” is essentially a way of saying you care without having to make a sacrifice. If you believe in man-made climate change then do something more than “appreciating” the acknowledgment.

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you Evie, you're a hero!

  • @jeffbaer5851
    @jeffbaer5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That Syphilis Jam joke got me. Well played, Stephen's writers. Well played. A hit, a very palpable hit.

  • @Kevin-iu8hl
    @Kevin-iu8hl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    So they finally respected Robert E. Lee's request for him and other confederates to not be remembered as a statues and monuments.

    • @maeannengo4908
      @maeannengo4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Daughters of the Confederacy: Not like that

    • @u123881
      @u123881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and will erect statues of Epstein and Maxwell the metaphoric peoples' twin towers

    • @maeannengo4908
      @maeannengo4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@u123881 oooh so edgy

    • @u123881
      @u123881 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maeannengo4908 Wished you would of thought of it I know.

    • @maeannengo4908
      @maeannengo4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@u123881 😂😂😂

  • @hopefulhyena3400
    @hopefulhyena3400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is watching a man throw a ball real far so damn important that you can't watch it on TV while we're still in the middle of a plague?

  • @albertobarbieri117
    @albertobarbieri117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Laughing out loud from Italy.

  • @BusterTucker
    @BusterTucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The whistle scared the living $#!t out of me I wasn't paying attention when Stephan blew it I jumped and nearly hit the ceiling!

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn headphones!

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now imagine how the audio guy with master sound must have felt 🤣

    • @BusterTucker
      @BusterTucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jemiebridges3197 I thought about that lucky for him he has one ear covered, I have 2 speakers in fromt & 2 behind me with a sub on the floor, I thought it was Robert E Lee and his horse 🐴 were at my front door!

  • @ReaverLordTonus
    @ReaverLordTonus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Finally, Robert E. Lee can rest in peace knowing his wish to not have a statue was finally granted.
    _"I think it wiser moreover not to keep open the sores of war, but to follow the examples of those nations who endeavored to obliterate the marks of civil strife & to commit to oblivion the feelings it engendered."_
    - Robert E. Lee

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait he DIDN'T want a statue! Now I'm seeing the old statue in a new light. Knowing that it was there to spite him, I want it back.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Anonym Ous - The statue wasn’t there specifically to spite him, but it was built against his wishes. Because Lee was gracious in defeat and wanted the country to heal, while the people who put up these confederate statues wanted instead the country to remain divided. It’s still a good idea to take the statues down.

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hey Tones, Thanks for the history lesson. My lesson for the day. v

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh wow, that's new information for me! thanks!

    • @sarahdodson5372
      @sarahdodson5372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes, @Tustin2121 is exactly right. The monument was built as a symbol of white supremacy. In fact, there were tons of monuments built all over the country during the civil rights movement as a way of showing Black Americans that they will never gain equality. Thankfully, Richmond has opened its eyes, and has taken down every racist statue since the murder of George Floyd. The statue of Lee was the last to go and it was a huge point of contention because, Stephen was incorrect in saying the monument was located on capitol grounds... it was actually located on Monument Ave which is a beautiful street full of gorgeous million dollar houses. Unfortunately, the owners of these houses were worried that the removal of all of the monuments (Lee in particular) would lower the housing value. But ultimately, the city made the right choice and I couldn't be more proud to live here :) Also, it's pretty cool to see RVA recognized on The Late Show!

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    A "shapeshifter" is when you see something that looks like a bat but then you look away, and when you look again it's Ted Cruz.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you. It's been vaguely bothering me why i am reminded of someone evil whenever i see that nasty piece of work.

    • @Gigifrancetexas
      @Gigifrancetexas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Insulting to bats and vampires

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gigifrancetexas and ted cruz... but i s'pose that's point lol

    • @beth8775
      @beth8775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hey, bats are actually useful!

    • @jeannefoster5594
      @jeannefoster5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heeeey! Quit dissing on bats!

  • @QueenofNonSequitur
    @QueenofNonSequitur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love this man & the writers!

  • @Green4peace
    @Green4peace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The people at the Iowa game were waving at the UI Children’s Hospital - which is attached to the UI Hospital - which makes it 100x worse. It was a giant F-U to those children and their families. “We will wave at you sans masks but won’t wear masks for you.”

    • @theodorethompson9032
      @theodorethompson9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazy there hasn't been any stories about everyone getting sick. Just like all the folks rioting last summer...

    • @midknight
      @midknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@theodorethompson9032 you must have your dates confused. Riots were on Jan 6. Peaceful protests happened last summer. It must be hard to understand facts when you watch Fox.

    • @theodorethompson9032
      @theodorethompson9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@midknight I turned off MSM long before last summer. But cities BURNING is not peaceful.

    • @theodorethompson9032
      @theodorethompson9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@midknight i turned of all MSM long before last summer. But if people burning buildings and churches and such is peaceful well we can't really talk...

    • @theodorethompson9032
      @theodorethompson9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@midknight but we have proof the same ANTIFI was in DC the 6th that were burning cities all summer. We have them on tape. We have their fliers. We knew their plans...

  • @2332Stephen
    @2332Stephen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I listen to Stevens monologue everyday I listen to it when I'm driving home from work at 3 a.m. it's the only thing that brings me Comfort right now

    • @Japanathan
      @Japanathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch seth meyers too then same thing

    • @naomiwood1970
      @naomiwood1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is it comforting for u…

    • @naomiwood1970
      @naomiwood1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s just bad news central

    • @2332Stephen
      @2332Stephen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@naomiwood1970 hes got charisma..his writers write great jokes and stephen knows how to deliver them effortlessly...it just works...his presentation is on point...seth and Jimmy just too unnatural...it feels like they're reading a prompt..stephen delivers his monologue as if it's off the top of his head..

    • @joeyjoe7930
      @joeyjoe7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@2332Stephen Totally agreed! He’s my favorite host hands down! I listen to his monologue almost every day, too, and he makes me laugh every time. The writers are brilliant and his delivery is just on point!

  • @vodostar9134
    @vodostar9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Damn, he's really "on" tonight. Great jokes. Great delivery.

    • @tonirivera3693
      @tonirivera3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Completely agree 👍

    • @stephanies2239
      @stephanies2239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that is why we watch since in this crazy world we live, we need a bit a laughable sanity

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he rested well during vay-cay

    • @claytonstringman596
      @claytonstringman596 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes a goofball

    • @raptango_na6199
      @raptango_na6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess he didnt want to seem unfunny or waste political capital defending the Biden administration when he was hiding from the camera during the afghanistan withdrawal.

  • @nikobatallones
    @nikobatallones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    So, if the Mu variant mutates, will it be called MuTwo?

    • @Hawner
      @Hawner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong for obvious reasons, but clever anyways. I did not see that one coming. XDD

    • @laurie6123
      @laurie6123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Mu

  • @elizabethencalada5600
    @elizabethencalada5600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked the Italian piece especially when he said “It’s me Mario…” lol 😂 I loved it!

  • @RBickersjr
    @RBickersjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One thing about the new variant MU. From what I've read, it is on a downward trajectory having lost its dominance to the Delta variant. So there's that. ✌️

  • @dianaclark3698
    @dianaclark3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Me, getting ready to click the video: "Please don't have a mustache, please don't have a mustache."
    [Video plays]
    Oh thank God.

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If your luck/wishes aren't all used up, consider buying a lottery ticket...

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:50 If the supply of new variants surpasses the supply of Greek letters, we might really have to start naming them after Pokémon characters.

    • @리주민
      @리주민 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pika-ACHOO!

    • @bcshelby4926
      @bcshelby4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...Ghastly would be appropriate one

  • @jeanneeber
    @jeanneeber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Happy wife-Happy life!" It's a no brainer.

    • @MrBrewman95
      @MrBrewman95 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like no wife, happy life. Not broke either.

  • @glnnchrstphr9717
    @glnnchrstphr9717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Apparently Steven didn't learn his lesson last time he tried to grow a stache.

    • @glnnchrstphr9717
      @glnnchrstphr9717 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hognoxious not really. It wasn't any better than this one. His wife said shave it off last time too. She doesn't like a stache on her hubby, some women just don't like facial hair. My first wife hated any facial hair as far as a beard and mustache but my second wife loved it when I was scruffy and unshaven. Go figure.

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glnnchrstphr9717 I suppose because they are two different women? LOL

  • @opaladwyl
    @opaladwyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Evie!! We knew you would come through for America!

  • @undefined40
    @undefined40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    That Delta airlines CEO seems to be a suprisingly considerate person, avoiding a misunderstanding that would worsen even more the already quite bad reputation the new Covid variant has.

    • @kennywonglabow3547
      @kennywonglabow3547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This was clever and I appreciate you.

    • @jstnxprsn
      @jstnxprsn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LMAO Good one.

    • @petecutter
      @petecutter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +1

    • @paoloadam
      @paoloadam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks man, it's amazing what a good laugh can do, and wonderful to still get one through a comment, after the monologue fell somewhat short...

    • @jstnxprsn
      @jstnxprsn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@paoloadam I always read the comments for the Late Night Comics. Some of the best jokes can be found there. There are a surprising amount of brilliantly funny folks out here.

  • @chipsalom
    @chipsalom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I miss when "super spreader" was just a euphemism for someone really naughty.

    • @jarretheller2244
      @jarretheller2244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I knew a girl in college like that. very nice girl but her self-esteem wasn’t what it should’ve been to go with the looks she had. And she was reckless.

    • @peterdavis6006
      @peterdavis6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AOC....LMAO

    • @sanctifiedsuccubus2562
      @sanctifiedsuccubus2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jarretheller2244 Bruh don't remind me of my college years

    • @legendlalo
      @legendlalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@peterdavis6006 oh look the incel arrived

  • @screamingmimi90
    @screamingmimi90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Omg… this monologue alone is Emmy-worthy. 😆😆

  • @JB-fd6gr
    @JB-fd6gr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay! Evie & Steven happily ever after! This is the news we needed!

  • @omstout
    @omstout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Italy complains about unauthentic Italian food from U.S.A.; Where the actual F! did tomatoes come from? AMERICA!!!

    • @r.j.whitaker
      @r.j.whitaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly 🍅 even after Europeans got the seeds,they didn't eat them initially. They grew them as ornamentals for a while 🤔
      I'm not sure which European discovered they were delicious 😋
      Meanwhile Aztecs: *yeah we eat these every day*

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    As a man with a full beard I assure everyone that the only vote that really matters when considering facial hair is what the woman in your life thinks.

    • @CJA32able
      @CJA32able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Very heteronormative sir. 😂

    • @kratosaurion002
      @kratosaurion002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo didn't deserve it anyway

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@CJA32able Get over yourself.
      Stastically, since most people are indeed straight cis, it is hardly earth-shattering to refer to **the most common scenario** for 'man with a beard'

    • @16tangerines
      @16tangerines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@telectronix1368 thanks for breaking down what heteronormative means, i guess?
      "of or relating to the world view that promotes heterosexuality as the normal or preferred sexual orientation"

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My wife forbids me to have a shorter beard than 8 mm. We tried it, and she got a rash every time we kissed. So I hear ya, brother.

  • @LupinLovebites
    @LupinLovebites 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    >>holding moment of silence for Corona beer

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Corona beer had a surge in sales in Denmark just when the pandemic started.

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Crazy Calzony joke got me laughing good and hard. These writers are the ones who are to be marched down the street as kings of comedy.

  • @trishakauffman4621
    @trishakauffman4621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Tombstone pizza. With all the flavor of a graveyard."
    He's not wrong.

  • @strangepattie
    @strangepattie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you, Evie! You saved Late Night with Stephen Colbert for me.

  • @susanhowie2796
    @susanhowie2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Never disappoints,!!!
    Always puts a smile on my face!!!

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This episode has to win something, I wanna thank the writers for these jokes.

  • @citybird29
    @citybird29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Italy complaining about pasta from America meanwhile Spaghetti westerns : “ calm down my Italian friend”

    • @thatsright5949
      @thatsright5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No One wants this extremely, unhealthy, fattening, garbage, America is feeding Us 🤮😫😥
      Go Figure 💔

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well if the US pasta surpasses the Italian pasta in quality, your statement might then have equal comparison.
      Besides, the best pasta really ought to only come from one’s own hands.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Elephantstonica "Well if the US pasta surpasses the Italian pasta in quality"
      since when adding high-fructose corn syrup to pasta makes it better?

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@666Tomato666
      Umm, Never.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Elephantstonica *precisely*

  • @The_Real_Mier
    @The_Real_Mier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow!
    Now I love Evie even more!
    Trash the ‘stache!
    Well played Mrs. Colbert, bravo!!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Followed by absolute fever and chills, followed by absolute loss of consciousness, followed by absolute induced coma and absolute ventilator…”

    • @offspring9087
      @offspring9087 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you talking about the breakthrough infections ? 😂 Never mind, go and pick up your booster for a sound sleep - it’s all based on science - isn’t it!?😂

  • @cherylsibson2529
    @cherylsibson2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Steven, You've reminded me of one year my Dad had to grow a beard and mustache for a part in "Brigadoon" and he and my mother had curlers in their hair and beard, ok so Mom tolerated it for 6 weeks for a show, what really matters is what is comfort? And when she went bald when she had brain tumors she got a lovely little hat and was comfortable with the hat. Glad you had fun doing your Monologue.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Anyone with long hair ... when you finally cut it off, it needs 9 inches and can then be donated to make wigs for people going bald because of illness. I've done it 5 times, am not working on another.

  • @dianaprince1347
    @dianaprince1347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So glad you're back, and the stache is GAWN!

  • @Mitchdvetter
    @Mitchdvetter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My dad rocked a stash for like 40 years. When he shaved it off it was not only the first time I’ve seen his upper lip, but also my moms first time. And she was less entertained than I was, by a lot. Lol

  • @johngomez8525
    @johngomez8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Laughed til I cried !

  • @whaleymom76
    @whaleymom76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know the interesting thing about the Robert E. Lee statue is that Robert E. Lee very publicly spoke out against statues memorializing the past. He wouldn't have wanted to be memorialized that way.

  • @Jedsa009
    @Jedsa009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Animal "Shapeshifting" in response to climate change.
    Expecting my koi fishes transform into Gyarados soon.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My husband always had a beard and moustache in some form or other, like lambchops in the 70's but thank goodness never a goatee, the whole time I knew him. When our daughter was about 16 he shaved it all off except for the moustache and she flipped. Told him to "put it back like it's supposed to be!" Bless her heart cause I hated it too but didn't have the heart to say so 😂😂

  • @whimsical_me5135
    @whimsical_me5135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Stephen and Evie make me so happy❤

  • @senicanastasia
    @senicanastasia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Our school finally mandated masks when, in the first 9 days, there were 70 kids out due to COVID. The turning point was that they didn't want football season to be cancelled 🙄

    • @melindaphillips5724
      @melindaphillips5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🙄 I completely understand. Being from the South I've seen over and over how they protect the football teams but not the student population in general. Or the teachers. Makes me crazy!!🥴😕

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whatever it takes to make reality finally sink in. 🙄

    • @hc768
      @hc768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The school has its priority right

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fair call :) In Australia the national football game GF had to be moved to the other side of the country to be able to be played in front of it's usual 60,000 crowd. No question the footy season there would have been impacted beyond repair if they didn't start trying to control it. No real evidence the masks are going to do all that's needed though is there! Biden should have stopped it getting into the country - that's what was done in the state the Aussie footy game is to be played in - in front of a maskless, unvaccinated full stadium

    • @melindaphillips5724
      @melindaphillips5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lilaclizard4504 Yea well Biden wasn't President when it came to this country! It squarely falls on tRump!!

  • @jonesball06
    @jonesball06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "There's a reason for everything we do here at the late show, it's all based on science."
    *Best line - Steve C.

    • @lyreparadox
      @lyreparadox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reminds me so much of Portal 2

  • @douglasgriffin694
    @douglasgriffin694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    FYI Stephen, the Lee statue was not on the state Capitol grounds, but on a major public street in the city called Monument Avenue. Still an awesome event! Just to clarify this detail.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      fun fact: Robert E Lee was the first person to oppose the idea of Robert E Lee having a statue.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kenbrown2808 But for different reasons.

    • @douglasgriffin694
      @douglasgriffin694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I say we get ourselves a nice statue of Elizabeth Van Lew, Richmonder, abolitionist, and leader of a large Union Spy ring

    • @KhanJoltrane
      @KhanJoltrane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mjira Achieng he mentioned, “the capitol grounds, right?” So he was right until he wasn’t

    • @kirsten07734
      @kirsten07734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Capital, not capitol. The statue was, and the capitol remains, in the state capital of Richmond.

  • @raviamodernepic
    @raviamodernepic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The "when you're here, you're family" line floored me 🤣

  • @SeanPGorecki
    @SeanPGorecki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The horse joke won me over, but razzing on my favorite pizza, Tombstone… Now you cross the line Mr.!

    • @turbotuned77
      @turbotuned77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The horse is the networks ... the rider is late night television.... think about it?

    • @WhoIsThisGodPersonAnyway
      @WhoIsThisGodPersonAnyway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tombstone makes me nauseous just thinking about it

    • @rickestrick1213
      @rickestrick1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Favorite frozen right??

  • @i.n.o.productionscompany9699
    @i.n.o.productionscompany9699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had a million punchlines in this 1, I can't stop laughing from the 1st to the last joke

  • @SayHelloToOblivion
    @SayHelloToOblivion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely lost it at Crazy Calzony. 🤣👌

  • @toomuchpassion2361
    @toomuchpassion2361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The crazy clazony: A misguided attempted to destigmatize mental illness. 💀💀💀💀💀💀This had me on the floor. God I'm dead.

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Regular folks watching those at the UNC game: "You can't fix stupid..."
    Covid-19: "Hold my Corona." 😂

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they're outside. let them. blame those who refused the vaccine.

    • @shotjohnny
      @shotjohnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CatatonicImperfect Oh, come on, now... Yes, the parameters are different when outside, I agree, but at THAT proximity without a mask?! Even if you're vaccinated.

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shotjohnny now that everybody has the chance to avoid serious illness, i find it hard to make the moral case for taking away people's liberties.

    • @shotjohnny
      @shotjohnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CatatonicImperfect That's kind of a poor argument though. That's like saying: because we have antibiotics now and can avoid serious illnesses caused by bacteria, we no longer have to take reasonable precautions to avoid an infection; except we do every day, especially, in places where the transmission rate is high.
      Plus, there are still people -- including young people and otherwise immune-compromised folk, who haven't been able to get vaccinated, so this "individual liberties above all else" is just childish, and why we are still in this mess.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh. All those people get sick and die? Then their seats will be available...🤔🤔🤔

  • @jameshightower1249
    @jameshightower1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Damn, John Baptiste is the best dressed man in America.

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, Steve Harvey.

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fucking love that guy

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably not

    • @fran5043
      @fran5043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jon’s the goat

    • @screamingmimi90
      @screamingmimi90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes! Fabulous.

  • @mikegendron3723
    @mikegendron3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Syphilis jam bit had me pissing my pants! My wife asked me, "What's so funny" I explained, she didn't get it, pissing myself...again!!! LOL!!

  • @barrywebber100
    @barrywebber100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice to see the UK's self harming Brexit damage featuring on the show!
    We still have plenty of deniers here in the UK.

  • @whatever77ism
    @whatever77ism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The dewormer should work like a charm on the Muu variant

    • @lostpony4885
      @lostpony4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mooo

    • @agriperma
      @agriperma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, horse dewormer will be old news, by then they will be taking the new secret magical substance that only the "woke" will know about, Tide Pods! cleans the Mu right out of ya, us "sheep" will have to settle for vaccines, social distances and masks.

    • @autumnhamilton5588
      @autumnhamilton5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So should your Jab. Go for it. You know how honest Biden and Fauci is.

  • @julieholt7889
    @julieholt7889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Literally crying from laughing at the “misguided attempt to de-stigmatize mental illness…” Or I could be crying thanks to the mental illness brought on by the past five+ years of torture.

    • @mattsoreng3066
      @mattsoreng3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My last name is holt also, do you have any family in Birmingham AL or Little rock Arkansas or mobile AL.

    • @Cthulhu4President
      @Cthulhu4President 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mattsoreng3066 You legit sound like you're trying to hit on her because you thought she might be your cousin.

    • @madyjules06
      @madyjules06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julie, right there with you sister (I think we’re all nuts, to some degree, by now) 🤣

    • @jenvicinity9143
      @jenvicinity9143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I sincerely believe that many Americans have some level of PTSD from the craziness and some level of stress over T and the GQP along with covid. Same is true for many Canadians... it really has been like living above the downstairs neighbour who's running a meth lab. Please goodness things calm way down asap.

    • @kellyoradio5029
      @kellyoradio5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, somebody laughed at Colbert. That's an achievement.

  • @jaylowry4082
    @jaylowry4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Poor Stephen, every time he grows facial hair everyone is like, "no..."

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think Evie is the only opinion that matters. v

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@virginiatyree6705 yes she’s Queen and her word is absolute. Lol. Love y’all Steven and Evie. Thank y’all for keeping us smiling.

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blkcatzette , I want to see Evie again & SOON! v

    • @socrappyicoulddie
      @socrappyicoulddie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like the beard would look good on him if it wasn’t snow white

  • @damienalvarez2957
    @damienalvarez2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you fellow fans and Evie! Haven’t seen a surprise stache that frightening since Mark Harmon had one as Gibbs.

  • @ashesdowns9635
    @ashesdowns9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got my kiss.
    Priorities. Am I right?!?