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That 7/11 story was some quick thinking. I’m almost convinced that the cop knew exactly what was happening but let it slide cause that was so smooth.
Dude the number one way I've found to be able to get out of an under age drinking scenario is to just act normal and calm. It's the ones freaking out the cops go for first. Source my high school biology teacher that got away scott free in the middle of a raid by just sitting there acting like he was overage and just calmly walked out as the cops were trying to round up all the runners. Guy outside the house on a lawn chair just sat the entire time enjoying the shitshow was unbothered as well.
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That's exactly what I thoght. And I would do that too, if I was that cop. ^^
Cops usually go easy if you have a sober escort/dd.
@@iaxacs3801 You are so right, I remember a Police car was chasing a Motorcycle, and passed in front of the House that we where partying, All my friends runned to hide, and the 3 of us that didnt drink where so confused that we just stayed in the Middle of the now Empty room with our CocaCola Drinks,
The first one is really sending me because how do you accidentally shit on someone’s kid 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I think the child was sitting on the toilet and he was rushing so much that he didn't even look to see who was in the toilet. 😅
Just like “OH GOD I GOT TO CRAP! THIS ONE! *turns around* *lets loose a ginormous shit* *turns around* oh...shit.”
All i can think of is that kid had the permanent memory of a stranger bursting in their home bathroom, shitting on them, and running. How do you go to the bathroom in peace again?
that poor kid...
Oh my shoot, I thought he found the corpse of a child in there. This one is less scary but so much more embarrassing.
The kid who warned everyone about the impending raid is a hero.
Thank you
"The British are coming" -Paul Revere
And thus was born the first American hero, patriot, and defender of freedom from tyranny.
Nah not really
Slams 40, SCATTER
Not only that the man rolled a NAT 20 on a real life charisma check
My brother came in my room, told me "We have to go now. Get your backpack. Be quiet." We had to climb out of second story windows and I don't remember where we went from there. That was the day my family got away from my abusive "dad".
I'm glad you got out.
Wow. Was your backpack already packed with stuff?
Having a paintball fight with the local police - that warmed my heart in a crazy way. And I will admit I laughed really hard at Grandpa sitting on the "kid" toilet 🤣
Imagine seeing people chasing the cops with paintball guns😂😂
That is the whitest goddamn story I've ever heard.
@Moon Fire 😳😳😳😰🤢🤢🤢😳😳
This one was somewhat wholesome
No way in hell that cop with the paintball story is true
Imagine being a child, but then suddenly this old man runs in and starts furiously shitting on you. Then he, and his entire family run away while leaving you traumatized.
This is too damn funny.
I can’t lmfaoooo. I lost it as “furiously shitting” 😂
and that child was the first to ever use the phrase, "fcking shower o' shit".
omg, I cant stop laughing, that first story. WTF. im dying. I wish I could hear the perspective of the child. omg. "I was finally potty trained, telling my mom, I got this with pride in her eyes I left to do what only a big boy could do. some patience and effort I was able to get adjusted on this seat that is a little to big for me. when out of no where, a older man rushed through the door, ripped his pants down and began to pepper spray poop across me. It has been 10 years, I still dont think I am ready to let the pull up diapers go. I just cant."
Oh my God THIS IS SO CURSED I LOVE IT
I wish i could forget the last 20 minutes of my life just to re-experience this. Ive never laughed myself to tears, the video killed me, but this comment DESTOYED me. Holy shit.
@@DIEnymite01 Same!
WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS BASICALLY A ENGLISH TEACHER VERSION Of A MAN TAKING A SHIT ON A CHILD.
@@player3616_ lmao, I didnt realize this comment grew like this. lmfao you brought me back, and it was so freaking awesome rereading and hearing this. lol
Tourniquette is bad.
But bleeding to death more bad.
Simply
@@driassistant Nawh the wounds a squatter, bring in the cast iron pans, time to cauterize
Whatever medic said tourniquet bad needs to be slapped specifically by a Combat Medic or Corpsman
@@TheSnKoh Except like, tourniquettes are bad, there's a significant risk of tissue damage and consequent amputation.
But again, Tourniquettes are better than bleeding out.
Its a risk benefit analysis,
@@zachjollimore4339 thats what I'm saying in this instance when you have nothing but a bleeding old dude a 16 year old and a dad whose first instinct is to get the 16 year old. Just stop the bleeding and treat for shock as you're waiting for proper aid to be rendered. Maybe I'm wrong idk I'll ask next time I'm near a corpsman and remember to ask
I realized what was going on with the last one before it got to the end. That was good.
I didn't at first. I was like oh wow thats interesting...wait a god damn minute
@@coffeehour5280 Same 😂
I was like that has to be what I’m thinking it is next thing ik I was like Ayy lol
Somehow I knew it was that despite not watching the movies in a long time
ARF Captain Void dang it you spoiled it!
I don’t care too much though
That last Harry Potter one cracked me up for some reason. I initially thought someone basically relived it before laughing my butt off because it was the actual scene from the book and movie. Definitely one of the best “We Have To Go Now!” moments in fiction
Oh my gods imagine being the family in the first story that actually LIVED at that house!
Is this a Percy Jackson reference or are you polytheistic?
@@wadribrab751 I'm polytheistic
@@wolvesfangacademy5498 dang it
@@wolvesfangacademy5498 what's polytheistic
@@LeoLeo-yi5yx it means I believe in many gods and goddesses and other kinds of dieties
Grandpa really messed up in the first one! Haven't been able to stop laughing since.
How though?
Lmao
As you age you become slower and slower, while poo become equally faster. Pretty sure it's rooted in quantum mechanics, and a vital rule of the universe.
Probably because of panic and that kind of load must've not feel good to say the least
Some Vietnamese woman/man has a horror story that as a child a passing through tourist stayed @ their house & shit all over them in the middle of the night before running off
That first one tho LMFAO
And the last one
Akansha Bagga I DONT KNOW BUT THE PICTURE IS HILARIOUS
@@akanshabagga5058 maybe it was a really really small child
💩 👶
It was just horrible! Poor child.... I’m still laughing 😂
@@akanshabagga5058 when you gotta go you gotta go.
The story: "the one woman died on the scene, the other was in critical condition."
The music: *happy piano sounds*
Could be worse theres a channel like this where the transition wipe is "FUN"
i felt really bad about that one.. a few days ago a car here in Singapore slammed into a shop full of flammables and exploded, killing all 5 people in the car, all of them in their late 20s. the girlfriend of one of the passengers ran to try to rescue her boyfriend and ended up getting severe burns. it hurts to read about shit like this..
Disconcerting
New meaning to “when I see black people running, I don’t ask questions.”
...I don't know that one???
Pamela Barton it basically is something that some black people say when its like if they are running, they usually have a good reason too, so you should follow
if the homies take off, you take off
@@jadawalker4765 Kida weird if you're an introvert
B U C C K O I am an introvert. I don’t understand.
Guy: Steals chips
Employee: *So you choose death?*
In the 3rd grade I was on the playground swinging, my runs past chasing a kid and yells "gettem" at me, I leap from the swing and give way to the chase. My school like a mini forest/wooded area in the fenced in area. We chase the kid in there and I take with a stick I chucked at the back of his knees, friend grabs him and takes some cash from his hand.
Apparently, the Kid swiped it from him while they were talking. My friend had worked hard for that money.
I regret nothing!
Didn't know Ron had a Reddit account
Same
RONALD WEASLY, HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR-!
Dude, it took me a hot second to realize that this was a scene from Harry Potter, lol.
I was just like "wait a fukin second"
@@alphamon701 Yeah xD
I was like "why does this sound familiar?"
I only got it when they wrote, that they were pulling their friend into their car xD
"My poop hit the floor."
If I'd been there, I wouldn't be able to resist saying, "Yeah, but it's better than hitting the fan!"
Just thinking of it killed me
The harry Potter reference caught me off guard
Me too 😂😂😂
same, i was so confused for a good few seconds when he said that he broke his wand
"Wait a second...WEASELEY!"
i got it after the fat uncle part came
That was cool
*Me, listening to the last story, raise my eyebrows at learning the friend isn't allowed outside, then hear about the uncle being a fat bastard* : Wait a minute. This sounds familiar.
Yeah, I was about halfway through when it clicked.
Dude same
I can only guess... /s
Still funny, though. :)
I took me a second to realise
That peed on the bar situation reminded me of when I worked in retail. A woman and her toddler (or about 3-4 years old) came in the store and were checking out. Right as she finished checking out, she looked at me in horror for some reason or another, I knew something was wrong, but she grabbed her bag and left before I could ask about it or see what was going on. I looked down past my register and it turned out her toddler peed on the floor at the register.
So I just told the next person coming to check out to stay put and stay clear of the puddle, went to our cleaning closet to grab the mop and mopped it up, plopped a wet floor sign down, and that's about it.
It just reminded me of it and if I'm honest I feel bad for the mom and little girl because really it's not that huge of a deal, she's a toddler or looked to be one. It's not like I would have yelled at her and after that she never came into the store again, so it made me feel bad for her!
As you age you become slower and slower, while poo become equally faster. I'm pretty sure it's rooted in quantum mechanics, and a vital rule of the universe.
V_you + V_poop = const
I cant believe how long it took me to work out that the last one was referencing Harry Potter when the wand broke I was like what on earth but when it mentioned forbidden Forrest I basically went OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
@midnightserena bro i like your channel
same
This happened literally two days ago. My neighbourhood isn't the best. We are often called an illegal fish village because we live by the beach and a lot of drug bust happen there. A lot of my neighbours deal drugs or are in gangs (which is ironic since my mom is a cop) we have a local barber who has the same birthday as me. Now I was headed to get my eyebrows shaped and since i have te same birthday as the barber we are pretty much friends so I just walked in his house like I owned it. I am never doing that again.I literally walked in on my barber friend getting stabbed in the neck with a knife. I turned around and started to run cause I wasn't about to get stabbed too. Ended up bumping into someone else who was also headed to get a haircut and all I did was grab them and said 'either call the cops or get a gun. Someone just stabbed (barber friends name)'
He's good and is stable in the hospital from what I heard. The police ended up being called. Turns out that the person who stabbed him was a drug addict and found out my friend might have some. He tried to steal them, got caught and then decided to stab my friend and grab the drugs.
I have 3 more stories like this. One is actually funny since it involved my uncle beatin a thief with a bottle
Really?!
Tell me the one about the bottle please
@@srig3649 lol. Okay. So my uncle works from like 8-4. Has lunch break around 12 but that week he didn't go home for lunch break. I guess the thief was following that schedule cause the day my uncle decided to take his lunch break at home he walked in on the guy eating his left over lasagne while watching tv. I was on a chore for my grandma so I was with him. I don't know if you know what mauby is but at the time my uncle had a mauby bottle which is shaped like a wine bottle but it doesnt break since it was made out of that hard ass plastic and it was filled with those Marble things that you put in fish tanks. So the thief dropped the food and grabbed his bag which had in all of my uncle's watches and jewellery and whatever money he could find. And then he pulled out a pocket knife and held it up at my uncle. By that point I was no longer in that house. Skedaddled my ass out of there, screamed some random shit at my uncle's neighbours (they understood enough to call the police) and then stared in from outside a window.
Now i don't know what my uncle was thinking but he proceeded to hold the mauby bottle by the neck and hold it back up at the thief. Imagine 2 swordsman about to fight but instead of swords one is holding a pocket knife and that next a 13 inch plastic bottle. And imagine the one with the bottle looking like he was about to piss himself.
Then they started to fight. My uncle got a lot of cuts but didn't get any definite stabs. The thief on the other hand nose started to bleed a lot after My uncle got him pretty good in the face ( don't know if it was broken or like dislocated or whatever. All I know is that his nose started to gush out blood). I guess the guy was stunned when that happened because my uncle grabbed onto the hand he had the knife in and tried to pry it out. He had dropped the bottle during the scuffle. (I could hear the police sirens by this point)
I don't know if you have ever gotten hit on the knuckles before with something like a comb but let me tell you it hurts like a bitch. So when say I felt that thief's pain when my uncle picked back up the bottle and hit him with the cork part right on his knuckles, I mean it. I really mean it. Thief guy dropped the knife. When he went to grab for it my uncle hit him in the eye. With the cork. Hard as shit. Thief probs gave up at that point because he just curled up in a ball on the ground with his hand over his eye yelling in pain. Got arrested later. Blah Blah blah. Turns out it was his first attempted burglary.
Me: "you're a pretty crappy thief"
Thief: "but it was my first timeeeee"
Me: "understandable. Have a nice day."
That is the funniest thing I read all week.
And I’ve gotten hit on the on the knuckles by a wooden ruler. That shìt hurts
It happened 2 months ago. I got a call from my mother saying that she needed me to come to the bus stop near our house because she was just attacked by someone on the bus. I grabbed my brother and told him something bad happened to mom and she needed our help, but that was all i could manage to say. I feel bad now because he was full on panicking and asking me all sorts of questions, but I was just so SO unbelievably angry that i couldnt speak. if i opened my mouth im pretty sure i'd just start screaming. I NEVER felt anger like that in my life, im not at all an angry person so I just didnt know what to do with myself... all i could think of doing was running off and beating the fucker to death, despite not having a clue what he looked like... they found the dude dead 2 weeks later btw. Not at alll the justice she wanted, but what ever... Life moves on i guess.
I'm not to sure his death was unrelated.
@@debbiebuttry9783 I agree with that.
i’m not saying he deserved it, but i’m saying god’s timing is always right.
You should have talked with your brother, imagine how worried he was, probably thinking of the worst.
Wildlife biologist here, only two people have been recorded to have been killed by coyotes. Coyotes probably wouldn’t attack adults. I’m assuming a camp fire was present too. I’ve never seen coyotes chase a vehicle either. Coyotes aren’t some scary woodland creature. They mostly eat rodents & fruits. Story definitely seems dramatized.
Its better to remove yourself from the situation than become the third one.
Maybe they were after the food the campers had?
@@beastmaster0934 were they intrigued by that food? Yes. Were they intrigued enough to have a potential conflict with humans? No. Coyotes are more scaredy than most folks think.
Whole story seems dramatized for the sake of views. The OP definitely makes himself out to be some kind of action hero.
Probably just a case of someone from the city thinking everything in the woods is out to get them.
Many years ago my family and I were on vacation in Alberta in one of the parks.
Everyone of my family members uses glasses. At that time I was the only one that didn't.
We were out of our RV walking towards something on the side of the road when I see something black in the distance that seemed to be moving. I started getting an extremely bad feeling about this strange black thing hanging out around the place we were walking towards that I couldn't quite make out.
I started demanding to my parents that we needed to stop, turn around and go back to the RV and get the heck out of there.
Shortly after we all got back to the RV Momma black bear showed up to get her cub back.
Sadly I was not able to avoid the family glasses curse but at least I only started needed them around the time I began university.
Bear cubs are one of the WORST things to run into while in the woods.
Because chances are mama bear ain’t too far away.
2:14 if one of these types of stories ever happens on Halloween it just makes it scarier because you have no idea if it’s a joke like someone playing a prank on you or somethings actually happening
Yeah
"Oh yeah i saved my wife's life from coyotes by yeeting her into a car once"
*takes the wife*
YEET
''did I forget to mention she's blind?''
I got the last one when they said "tries to pull my friend back inside"
I feel dumb I don’t get it can you explain 😂
@@TheMizzDanksta it's a Harry Potter reference.
From when Ron and his brothers took the flying car and rescued harry from his uncle's house.
I thought "wait a minute" when I saw the angry uncle part and then instantly thought "Harry Potter!" when I reached that part
Oh my god I was expecting the first one to have realized the owners of the house were planning to harm them in some way but no, he just didn’t want to explain that he pooped at their kid 😂 I still keep laughing
Not my story, but a guy I knew told me this. He and some friends went to a party in college. After being there an hour one of the guys said, “We gotta go. Now.” Just as they were leaving out the door the commotion from upstairs started and water could be seen running down the stairs. 🤣 The guy who said they needed to leave immediately tried to pull an upper decker in the toilet and broke the entire thing.
Imagine what was going through that guys head... ur tripping balls go to the bathroom, when u come back everyone is gone. I would've gone insane
The paintball cop story needs more context. Do/did they all go paintballing together before that event? I'd not be getting a paintball gun out if that wasn't the case.
Well clearly it was a tradition. Otherwise it's not the decision anyone with even a shade of self preservation instinct (remember, it's the American cops we're taking about) would come to.
I'd bet an arm that (assuming the story is true) it happened in a small town. I could not for the life of me imagine that shit happening here in California, but if it happened back where I used to live in Tennessee it'd seem easily believable. Small-town cops (as in, the entire precinct,) tend to be either chill af, or corrupt bullies (fortunately rare, but when it happens it's ugly.)
When I was 5 I was shopping in Walmart with my mom and older brother. I was grabbing a tube of toothpaste when a crowd of people came running around the corner, I remember what the guy in front looked like clear as day. They all made a sprint for the exit. My mom grabbed my hand and followed them. On our way out we asked a cashier what was going on. There was an active shooter in the building.
We went outside and hid in the car before driving away. We were fine, but one man was shot in the arm while holding a baby, he ended up fine, but another man was not so fortunate.
And that's the story of how I stole a tube of toothpaste.
lmaooo that whole time with the last one I was thinkin "ha, this sounds like harry potter" ...yep
There was an enormous spider crawling up the wall. Sitting at the table adjacent to the spider wall was my mother - she has brutal arachnophobia.
I quietly signal to my brother, he sees it and we make a silent pack. Together we removed that angel of a woman from the room.
Wholesome
Hero’s
That's actually really sweet.
Lemme guess, Australia?
Beside that, really good thinking for the two of you
Imagine a freaking grandad just walks into the bathroom, shits on you then runs out 🤭
The first one killed me it's 3:00am I'm dieing 😂
That house raid story, that guy is the maddest of mad lads
Halfway through that last one I, while sitting at my desk at work, shouted aloud: "Mother ducker! That's Harry Potter!" Boss (my mom) looked at me like I had lost my mind. Explained the video context then came back to type this up.
I started giggling about halfway through the last one when I realized. 🤣
Im impressed in how many ways people can ask the same question
That last one fooled me right until the end.
The Harry Potter reference was hilarious when I finally understood what you were doing HA
4:42 seconds we have to see if we can get free donuts
22:57 i was legit gonna call it out and then he said the wand broke lmao
I have a story for this. A few years ago (I was around 10ish), my mom randomly woke me up and said, “Space Man, we need to go to grandma’s house right now.” I asked her why and she said she would explain once we got in the car. We rushed out the back door and my step-dad snuck around front to see if it was safe. Luckily it was. We got in the car and drove off (I’d never seen my mom drive so fast before). She explained to me that someone had shot up the house right across from ours. Once we got to my grandmas house, she said that she woke up to gunshots and immediately rolled off of the bed and covered my 2 yo brother. There was a whole investigation. 8 9mm shells on the road, 5 bullet holes in the neighbor’s house. A few months later, we found out that there were the same shells found a few miles away. I still get chills to this day.
I have a story
I really wanted melted cheese with my chips and my friend had some money so I ran into his room grabbed him told him to run with me we ran to the gas station he asked me why we where leaving and I just said
𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑺𝑬
*CHEESE GROMIT*
LMFAO THE LAST ONE THOUH
I WAS LIKE *woah this ones interesting* to *WAIT RON HAS A REDDIT ACC?*
I somehow only just realised that cops bust parties in the US because of underage drinking. God I'm so ducking glad I live in the UK.
Edit: for anyone interested, in the UK it's legal to drink on private property (a friend's house is fair game) with adult supervision (that same friend's parents reading in the kitchen is also fair game) once you're 13. You can have beer, wine or cider with a meal out if an adult buys it for you and can buy alcohol yourself at 18. This means parties in high school (let alone university) will often have plenty of alcohol (as long as one friend in the group has chill parents) and the cops can't do sh*t
“I’m so glad I live in a place where it’s legal so I can fry my brain & be a degenerate with no questions asked”
Its basically the same legislation in France.
You do know that you can buy a firearm at th age of 18 in America
Welp I'm moving to the uk
Ahmed Ahmed depends, on what state and what kind of gun
6:29 just imagine you’re someone on that highway just watching a bunch of grown men playing paintball fight on high speed cars
That last story.... bloody magical ; )
I was in a college chemistry class, and needed needed some potassium pyrophosphate. I knew we didn't have it because it is an explosive, but thought "It will be easy to make. All I have to do is add Pyrophosphoric acid to Potassium hydroxide." I added the two together and the mixture started violently boiling. Realizing what an idiot I had been, I yelled "SCATTER!!!" at the top of my lungs, and everyone just did. It didn't blow up, and I went back and threw the whole thing down the sink.
The story of the cops preparing to raid reminds me of when I play warband and some prick with his army that I can't fight is heading for one of my castles and I get my men out before shit hits the fan.
Its a great game everyone should try.
me and my mom were camping in vermont earlier this summer, and what made my dad not want me camping there anymore was the bear attack. that night, a black bear got into one of our coolers, and what woke my mom up was that same bear, which was just a few feet from where she was sleeping (inside of her tent). she tried using her alarm, but it was defective. she then got out of bed, and ran out of her tent into mine. i was asleep then (when im asleep, practically nothing can wake me up), and my mom was shaking the tent to try to wake me up, and when i did, i was confused af. anyways, she made me go to her car with her until the bear left our campsite. we later got most of my stuff, and tried to sleep in the car. when we couldn't, she drove us to my grandmother's house, which was 40+ minutes away. i never went there again.
You realise that if either of you had actually stood up to the bear it would have bolted
Vermont sure has a lot of bears, me and my family go there a lot and in almost every woods there’s a bear
This happened while I was living with my grandparents
I was upstairs playing my DS when I heard the door slam shut and my grandpa yelling “GET YOUR COATS AND SHOES ON LET’S GO”
I asked him “What’s wrong” because he was really panicking but he just said “No time to explain, hurry up and get to the truck!”
Knowing my time was severely limited I just did what he said as my sisters asked what was going on
I told them “Grandpa’s panicking so it’s serious” and they hurriedly got ready to go
We went out to my aunt and uncles farm nearby and on the way we heard there was supposed to be a tornado over the town my grandparents lived in, and my grandpa was doing everything he could to ensure we got out safely
These remind me of when I was in college. There was one night we were at a house party. I was pretty sober since the place was sketchy and full of people that seemed to be smoking more than just marryj. By chance, I walked out to the deck and saw two cops approaching the house. I casually went inside, rallied my friends and forced them out the back door. We snuck around their driveway and down a side street and started walking down the sidewalk like nothing happened.
I think the worst part about this is that people refuse to cooperate. And you basically have to beg them to follow.
Oh you don't beg. That's a choice they made. There's no time to beg gotta go. What happens next is on them
I remember once I fell down a hill after being chased by a GIANT dog, i was 12, and the tallest in class, and he was half my size
I fell behind a house, practically out of the sky, on the grass, where my school friends were playing. They looked at me like I shat in a kettle, and the dog jumped down to, I simply went "RUN". We were running for ten minutes, until we found out the dog was just playing. One torn ligament and quite a lot of detention time, but it was unforgettable.
I’m not saying it didn’t happen but that coyote story sounds like BS. I’ve never heard or seen coyotes chase cars like he was talking about. I hear them almost every other night at my house and never get scared like that. It could be completely true but just seems way over fabricated
I'm with you. Never heard of scavengers skipping the left behind food to charge a vehicle
Yeah, that one sounds like BS to me as well. They rarely hunt in packs, and I've never heard of them chasing cars as a pack.....there HAVE been instances where they chase cars, but only in areas where people have actually been feeding them from their cars, so the coyote associates the car with a free handout. That story sounds like some bad movie you'd see on Amazon Prime.
also also the part about picking up his blind wife with one arm and slapping her down on his lap, unless he was in really good shape and she was so light it's unhealthy the most he would have done in that situation is knock her down and injure her.
I live in Upstate NY and as a child lived on my grandparent's farm. Coy-dogs were common in the area and one night as the sun was just disappearing my two brothers and I were playing in the back. Were were very young and my memories of it not as sharp now. I was about 7 then and am 51 now.
The usual group of coys was nearby, closer than usual. We could hear the all around in the trees near the back porch. King, my grandfather's german shepherd started growling viciously and barking like he was crazed. Grandpa came out with his shotgun and yelled for us to run inside. He came back with us, walking backwards until he could get through onto the porch and shove us into the house, yelling for king. King came onto the porch but refused to be brought inside. Grandpa just had time to close the door before the coys rushed King and the fight was terrible. He managed to take a couple of them down before they chewed through his side.
At around 17 I was staying in an apartment above my aunt's dairy barn and was walking from the farmhouse down to the barn, accompanied by one of her big huskies, Peter. He suddenly starts to growl and his fur goes up on end. Until that night I hadn't really appreciated what a huge dog he was. He looked like a lion runt, mane and all.
I looked into the corn field across the road and more than a dozen eyes looked back at us. That was one nervous walk back to the farm house.
@@billie-jobenway8658 that sounds f*cking terrifying
22:08 It’s sad that I understood that it was harry potter and the camber of secrets before the second sentence
That first one 😂😂
5:43 I got really concerned for a second until I heard the rest. XD "Holy shit, is this a hit-squad?!"
I thought the first one would be cannibals.
*S A M E*
The first one had me laughing in tears....LMAO
That paintball story is the definition of "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
It feels so weird to hear about people getting kicked out of college for underage drinking. I'm German and here basically everyone starts light/heavy drinking at parties in high school.
We even got really fucked up on a 3 day school trip in our last year. Here we can buy beer at 16 and hard liquor at 18, so me and some friends just went from room to room to collect contributions.
I threw in 100€ myself and bought the good stuff at the nearest gas station since I was one of the first people to have turned 18.
Teachers didn't give a shit since they were out drinking themselves. I still remember arguing with my teachers to let us keep drinking for a few more hours when they came back, being really fucked up myself at that point. Those two teachers were still grinning at me in the hallways months later.
Good memories, honestly.
The Last One
Me: Not gonna lie they had us in the first half.
At the beginning of 2:24 this reminds me of the Tuesday my dad woke me up at 4 am and said I needed to go downstairs right now, he woke my my sister up too and told her the same thing. My mom was sitting on the couch looking at the news biting her nails, and my dad was upstairs waking my brothers. It turns out that there was a tornado warning and it was coming right towards our city. Luckily we were safe and didn’t get hit but we still had to go to school that morning. All of my classmates and I were hoping that it would hit the school so we didn’t have to go school lol.
I just realised I have a story about this subject.
I used to be a alarm door to door salesman, boy I hated that job, so glad I got fired after I made 15 dollars a hour.Anyway, I used to work in a dangerous city In New Jersey selling alarm systems, and we were made to knock on doors in teams so it was somewhat safer. Anyway we get to this one street and my team member notices this shady as hell car roll up on our street. He then tell me, to get the fuck off this street now. I ask no questions because its a good excuse NOT to knock on doors and I was contemplating quitting anyway. He looks over his shoulder parnoid after we leave that street and then says "That was a gang member, I think either bloods or crips." I'm like," welp, further evidence I should quit or work less hard." Later that night at about 1 am in the morning somebody got murdered on that same street, multiple gun shots in that same area where we were. Not a comfortable feeling knowing you could get blown away on a street if your not street smart enough.
I had one of these! It wasn’t a we have to get out NOW situation but I was at a party at some venue in a sketch part of town with a friend. There was a loud bang at one point and everyone rushed out of the venue because it sounded like gunshots. Things calmed down, we go back in. Ran into some of our friends were there so we weren’t too sussed out. Later on I saw a group of guys leaving to go down the street somewhere and I said “hey, let’s follow them”. So, like two incredibly dumb high school juniors we did. Place down the street was a house that was basically gutted. Just a room with a stereo and some people hanging out smoking. We sat and chatted with some people. Got invited to a party elsewhere but opted to go home, came out to the Uber and were greeted by several cops searching the ground outside (looking for bullet casings) they looked at us, said nothing as we walked to the car. Next day I find out that there was a drive by shooting at the venue we were previously at. And my friend, who happened to like listening to police radio frequencies for fun, found out that the police saw us exiting the house and talked about us but decided not to stop and question us. MIP avoided, possible casualty of a drive by shooting avoided! This happened a few years ago and I just thought of it watching this video.
4:45 hes a real bro
Imagine some old man just running up to you, shitting on you, and running away.
I was in college and a few friends and I were hanging with some seniors. One of them mentions he bought alot of acid. I take some. A bit later I see a guy swipe the entire remaining x50 sheet. Probably 25-30 doses left. And eats it. I told my friends we had to go. And like 2 hours later the guy went ape shit and ran around the dorms naked and fighting cops
That last story was perfect! 🤣🤣
22:30 im very proud to have caught on immediately holy shit idek how i noticed immediately but i did
I have a really good story for this, however, it isn't mine. My mother was 7 months pregnant, and woke up to tell my father that she felt weird and had to go to the hospital. My Dad didn't wait for an explanation and drove her down to the hospital. 10 minutes before they got to the hospital, my mother went into labor, and was rushed to the ward. She ended up going under, and had a c-section. If not for my Dad just going along with it, then my brother would have suffocated in my Mom's womb. My brother is my best friend, and also my twin. Still grateful that my dad didn't hesitate to drive to the hospital.
the Coyote one terrified me. glad i don't have to deal with shit like that where i live (southern areas of Australia)
Hate to ruin it mate but that story is fake, Coyotes don’t chase cars and I knew from the line “oh and my gf is also deaf” that this story was bullshit.
Anyway have a good day mate
Have fun with the kangaroos
@@falconfrenzy679 well, people love faking shit, thanks for telling me though. Have a good one
@@yeetbeam2273 *-have to drive out a few hours just for a chance of seeing them-*
@@tyrannapusandfriends6254 you too
That first one was better than I expected, I thought they would have been cannibals, yeah yeah I know
I love the karma the stripper got by losing all her money over shaking down some poor dude for $20
The Harry Potter refference in the last one got me good lmao
That first story XD
That first one nearly had me choking on my juice and now, my ribs hurt from laughter.
Stalking, harassment, a person living in fear
Cops: sleep
Some kids drinking at a party, just having a good time
Cops: FULL ON RAID
I’m sorry but the first and lost ones had me cackling 😂
A pack of coyotes chasing you? What a crap story! Anyone that hunts coyotes knows that’s a crap story.
Maybe they were in California? Apparantly people have been feeding them and they've started attacking.
Okay. Heard the story yes. Bs.
'My blind wife ran without a stumble across uneven unfamiliar ground in the dark past the obnoxiously loud ancient jeep we arrived in. So at speed I learned out her entire body width and heaved at least 100 flaling panick stricken lbs in on hand at around 10 mph.
While a never-in-the-history-of-modern-man pack of scavengers skipped the scavenging of readily available food in favor of a screaming inedible vehicle.
I am ashamed of my suspension of disbelief and bow to you being 100% right.
@@GrifoStelle There have been some attacks but not in a pack like that and certainly not a pack of them chasing a car.
I commented the same thing I totally agree
yeah, thats either a lie or just stupid people that think coyotes are fictional wolves
5:00 they had us in the first half not gonna lie.
At first I was like oh dayummm but then I just started laughing cuz this post brought me pure joy
6:00 then everyone stood up and clapped 🙄
22:26
Me: "Why does this sound like it came from Harry Potter?"
Narrator: "...the car threw us out and drove into the forbidden forest."
Hi
Ah yes a good video today
Thank u
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Saying this cuz like i watched tiktoks all day cuz bored
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@@itscryptic7993 well hello
@Tina Garnett HELLO THERE
I have several, but here’s one: I was 13 and spending the night at my friend’s house, we decided to pull an all-nighter and around 5 in the morning we got really hungry. Nothing in the house was sounding good to us so we snuck out through her bedroom window and walked to the local grocery store (about 2-3 miles down a main road) to get some snacks. We get there, receive some weird ass looks from the employees because it was around 6 am on a Sunday and we clearly had no business being out at that time, and start our journey back to her house. It’s still dark out and as we’re walking my friend notices headlights shining up just behind the crest of the next hill and immediately grabs me by the collar of my sweater and drags me to the tree line about 10 yards from the road. I’m giving her a wtf look and she’s holding a hand to her mouth and mine, and we wait for about 30 seconds until a cop car passes by the spot we had just been walking in. Had the cop seen us, he would’ve for sure stopped and brought us back to her parents and we’d have been in deep shit, but luckily we made it to the trees in time before he noticed us. To this day, I have no idea how she knew it was a cop but she saved our asses and I’ll always be grateful
I remember me and my cousin snuck up on my bullys house (btw my cousin is 3/2 years older). We wanted to mess with him and teach him a lesson and throw away his things. We grabbed his bike which was $750. (Btw dont feel bad, he deserved it. He almost got me killed by a 40 mph car incoming. It was like 5 feet from hitting me). His grandma came out at the last millisecond and she said "I swore I heard something". The next day he came like 5 hours late because he rides his bike too school and he got detention for 2 weeks. He was balling his eyes out. Dont worry guys I didnt laugh.
Lmao that last one is the best
The coyote story is bs
4:55 - bruh dat guy some madlad for somehow unbusting TWENTY PEOPLE.
It's really unfortunate when you see fabricated stories on here.. Like that paintball story.. It's just sad hey lol
I remember when me and a few friends were camping in the woods. Two of our friends went on a small night hike and came back an hour later saying, "we have to go! No time to explain," we all gathered our stuff and booked it to the car. Apparently they started a fire on accident when one of them dropped a cigarette on some dry grass.