As a furry, this is incredibly true. And it was a quadruple blow to me, as I don't care for Lucario much, meanwhile I fucking ADORE arcanine (especially hisuian arcanine in smogon singles)
@@GlowstickLampsHisuian Arcanine did what I thought was impossible, make a design that could be adored by dog obsessed people and furries even more than the original.
You missed a third option for garchomp: autistic. It has jets. It can fly. Its a ground shark with scythe arms. She has the range, and I have the disability
Option five (me): I am a sucker for little goblin ground or rock babies that turn into Fucking Terrifying Beasts. (... okay so there's the brainweird too, but really, I just adore the first evos.)
Thank you for not just uploading the vertical yt shorts videos together into a long form video and instead actually edited them to suit the horizontal format, I am so unbelievably grateful, it’s not a sight to sore the eyes, it is instead a blessing to the soul.
I don't particularly appreciate your words about Raichu. Not because they're false, but because I AM A MIDDLE CHILD AND I DON'T JUST EMPATHIZE, I LOVE HIM.
Eevee could also be (from experience) formerly gifted kids who self sabotage out of a fear of not having the potential they've always been told they had, or just general crippling decision paralysis
Dude, the soul read on Shuckle shook me to my core. Like I was watching along and going "Oh yeah, I'm a little like that" and then out of nowhere you hit me with that?!
10:03 Listen here good sir and listen well! Some of us old vaporean fans had a jump ship onto the Eevee ship because of said article and we will not rest until he sees Guantanamo Bay or is mysteriously missing for the rest of eternity! We want our giant water dog back!
5:23 my job used to have a tradition of giving pokemon cards to new team members based on their personality. After spending a month being shy and then deleting everyone at Mario Kart, I was given a Stufful card, which is basically the same thing
hilariously i did this for my coworkers on a whim earlier this year. me and two others brainstormed pokémon for everyone and i bought cards (eventually). half our clinic now has pokémon cards at their desks.
Im a cis girl, but Sylveon and Galarian Ponyta are what I've been wanting from this series since 1999. They're perfection and my inner five year old loves them so much.
8:25 I have a terrible relationship with my father, but I am in fact built like this and single... because of trust issues because of having a terrible relationship with my father.
"My name is Chet" perfect accent. Thanks for the laughs. If you could complie the other "what you choices say" videos I would do all the words to that video for you.
10:13 hit the nail on the head so hard with Espeon, I'm literally looking at my various reading related awards right now. They're displayed on a nice little shelf in my grandparents living room.
My addition to this segment is that if your favourite Pokemon is Giratina, you either know all the lore, or are a member of "r/im14andthisisdeep" Your all also suspicious in the same category
You're very funny. I legitimately managed to avoid falling into the TH-cam Shorts black hole until you managed to make it impossible to avoid it any more. Curse you. You're content is amazing and it's only getting better. I will never loose interest.
I love snom so much. ITS SO CUTE. I’m pretty sure when I first saw it I spent about an hour catching 20 of them and reading so much info about them. ( 8:04) I love this Pokémon too! And what you said is also true I don’t go to parties
I don't think about what my favorite pokemon are (aside from my adorable little shedinja) but every single god damn time I see a pokemon pop up and I'm like "oh yeah i like that one" I just get jabbed in the gut. Not very hard but completely out of nowhere, like what part of Espeon, sableye and pyuku is exposing me so much.😭 Sometimes it does miss but it's always uncomfortably close AT A MINIMUM.
It’s still hilarious that Espeon & Umbreon are my babies (they are twins thank you they go together at all times) and I was in fact both the quiet kid and the loud kid. STOP BEING SO ACCURATE (don’t stop, I love it).
2:47 I didn't understand a single one of those words, so I'm just gonna choose to believe they were kind. If at any point in the future I change my pfp, just know, I was a Garde when I posted this.
Just wanted to comment that you're a real one. You put so much effort into your videos, your scripts are lovely, and your videos are so comforting when I'm feeling down. Keep up the great work!
The scorbunny one was too accurate, i've never felt so called out And luxray is also for people who do not let go of anything, we love it even with it having the worst movepool and stat spread and is made fun of daily becouse its not a dark type MY BROTHER IN CHRIST IT HAS LIGHT IN THE NAME
Everytime I see this man on my screen I inhale sharply in fear because I know he is always going to make horribly perceptive insights about me (in the best way, i love your content
My favorite is Vaporeon. I try to forget the copypasta exists. It has been my favorite since around 2012 when I was THREE without access to the internet outside of Facebook games and even that was only while supervised by my big bro.
4:02 I just have crippling anxiety and get migraines, my bf diagnosed me as psyduck if I were a pokemon and now he's my favorite little guy. also yay ducks
Eh. 30's really not too bad. The worst part for me at 35 is how things I used to like have evolved/changed to either expand their target base or in response to how that base has shifted. Its very "stranger in a strange land" at times. Fun fact, Nartuo running is a theater version of an actual samurai/ninja running that does allow you to move at a decent speed (without swinging the sword on your hip around like a jag). Dragging your arms back doesn't help though, obviously.
10:16 Other way around actually. I have selective mutism and didn’t have a way to tell my friend I liked her shiny Umbreon shirt and now it’s my entire personality
Ha ha ha ha, very funny, Jakeson, i really especially liked the bit where- Ok they've probably scrolled past by now, Blake, listen to me; you need to insert a pal from palworld into one if these episodes and say nothing and never acknowledge it. You have the opportunity to put out the funniest misinformation campaign ever by insisting that Gobfin or Cinnamoth is a pokemon, giving them a stereotype, and never acknowledging it directly again. It'll also make dommy algorithm very happy so thats a bonus.
Yeah I feel ya man, I also turned 30 last week so I'm still thinking about what to do with that information. But hey congrats on the sponsorship!!! Also yeah, as an Ursaring myself I wouldn't be against finding another bear. If anything good came with leaving the 20s and entering the 30s is that I am no longer in my Otter phase anymore! Feels good man!
These videos have me in sobs laughing. 😂😂😂 Although the thoughts on best boy Cyndaquil made me think of the time in work experience when i snapped at a customer (he was harrassing me for like and hour...so i tried to live up to Cyndaquil) and threatened to throw him down the escalator. The staff and my teachers thought it was hilarious. 😂😂😂
I am not a furry. I just looked at Lucario and my obession with Egyptian history said "this is my child now. His name is Cobalt and you will have him in every single game he is available in". Cobalt is my baby. I want a plush but I'm broke so
7:39 this feels so INCREDIBLY ironic after being offended by every single thing said in this video It’s probably “all a joke” or something, but man, did I not expect all of the very rude things said
Danm it he figured out my Pokémon taste 6:47 And I do love Raichu , but I emphasise it also And Tyranitar is just so epic I swear it’s not because he’s strong I mean I like MELTAN who 90% of the time in games can’t evolve!
My second favourite pokémon was in this list too, but that is not any of you did mention, the description given did not fit at all tho. That part of the pokémon is not even that colour.
Umbreon is my second favorite Pokemon out of them all, and I simply must say not only have you called me out and it's very accurate, but goddamnit THEY DESERVE THE DISAPPOINTMENT 🔥🔥🔥 Mostly commenting for algorithm reasons. Love your vids Blake
Always impressed at how specific you get, Sobble had me dying (even if Arcanine was a personal attack and I will have to say something mean about your hair if we ever meet)
@@Shom_Is_Bored ... I know who she is-... I'm looking for somewhere to watch the anime IN CASTILIAN-... Also-... I've growna kinda dislike the design-...
Calling lucario the "og furry" and then calling arcanine a straight pick might be the biggest double blow to the og furries I've ever seen
As a furry, this is incredibly true. And it was a quadruple blow to me, as I don't care for Lucario much, meanwhile I fucking ADORE arcanine (especially hisuian arcanine in smogon singles)
@@GlowstickLampsHisuian Arcanine did what I thought was impossible, make a design that could be adored by dog obsessed people and furries even more than the original.
We've been making Pokémon anthros literally since 1998.
For Better or For Worse
@@Mr.Brothybear definitely better
You missed a third option for garchomp: autistic. It has jets. It can fly. Its a ground shark with scythe arms. She has the range, and I have the disability
You forget the 4th.
Chomp
@@waddledoo2you13omw to bite people in my garchomp hoodie 😁
Honestly, garchomp hits all four for me. PTSD, Land shark Dragon ("which is just cool" - 8 yr old me), and no thoughts only chomp.
Option five (me): I am a sucker for little goblin ground or rock babies that turn into Fucking Terrifying Beasts. (... okay so there's the brainweird too, but really, I just adore the first evos.)
The last line had me cackling way too loud in the middle of the night. You hit me Dead center for why garchomp is baby for me.
Thank you for not just uploading the vertical yt shorts videos together into a long form video and instead actually edited them to suit the horizontal format, I am so unbelievably grateful, it’s not a sight to sore the eyes, it is instead a blessing to the soul.
oh god yes
omg yes, its so refreshing
viktor fan in the wild (not like half of avid internet user are but HI
The fact that snom isn't in the category of "cute teeny tiny babies you would overthrow a small to medium sized nation for" is criminal
Because I'd overthrow large nations too
Entirely correct
And we will overthrow a small to medium size nation so he does
no it’s because snom is a cute little tiny thing that you would destroy a massive nation for
6:32
I always get unreasonably happy whenever I think about the fact that in-lore, Lapras aren't endangered anymore.
remember the one guy on i think tumblr who bred them as a child bc of them being endangered?
I don't particularly appreciate your words about Raichu. Not because they're false, but because I AM A MIDDLE CHILD AND I DON'T JUST EMPATHIZE, I LOVE HIM.
My family doesn't even HAVE a middle child and i love Raichu.
Eevee could also be (from experience) formerly gifted kids who self sabotage out of a fear of not having the potential they've always been told they had, or just general crippling decision paralysis
😳 Oh thats me right now, my favorite mon is Eevee, I might need help
psst that's ADHD
...I hate just how absolutely right you are.
i hate how you js called me out
Augh, I did not expect the most accurate take to be hidden in the comments!
For the people who just want to see what he has to say about them:
2:37 Pikachu
2:47 Gardevoir
2:55 Ditto
2:59 Jigglypuff
3:00 Lucario
3:06 Dragonite
3:08 Arcanine
3:11 Gengar
3:14 Ninetales
3:18 Mimikyu
3:23 Cubone
3:26 Aegislash
3:33 Absol
3:35 Bidoof
3:40 Garchomp
3:46 Chandelure
3:50 Lopunny
3:54 Espurr
3:57 Snorlax
4:01 Psyduck
4:07 Milotic
4:11 Skitty
4:16 Clefable
4:18 Sableye
4:25 Machoke
4:29 Oddish
4:33 Luxray
4:38 Wooper
4:43 Smeargle
4:46 Spheal
4:52 Snom
4:55 Metagross
4:59 Gyarados
5:02 Munchlax
5:08 Blissey
5:14 Corviknight
5:16 Ponyta
5:19 Tsareena
5:23 Bewear
5:27 Crustle
5:31 Charmander
5:34 Cyndaquil
5:37 Torchic
5:42 Chimchar
5:48 Tepig
5:52 Fennekin
5:56 Litten
6:01 Scorbunny
6:03 Fuecoco
6:07 Mantine
6:14 Goodra
6:18 Jynx
6:22 Dewgong
6:25 Zeraora
6:30 Raichu
6:34 Lapras
6:42 Tyranitar
6:47 Joltik
6:53 Togepi
6:58 Squirtle
7:01 Totodile
7:06 Mudkip
7:11 Piplup
7:15 Oshawott
7:20 Froakie
7:24 Popplio
7:30 Sobble
7:34 Quaxly
7:39 Meowth
7:45 Altaria
7:48 Ludicolo
7:51 Swadloon
7:55 Fletchling
8:03 Pyukumuku
8:06 Growlithe
8:09 Salazzle
8:15 Mr. Mime
8:19 Shuckle
8:22 Ursaring
8:29 Bulbasaur
8:34 Chikorita
8:39 Treeko
8:45 Turtwig
8:48 Snivy
8:53 Chespin
8:59 Rowlet
9:01 Grookey
9:05 Sprigatito
9:13 Gothitelle
9:17 Slowpoke
9:22 Volcarona
9:25 Tinkaton
9:29 Muk
9:33 Porygon
9:38 Chatot
9:43 Quagsire
9:48 Miltank
9:52 Diggersby
9:55 Eevee
9:58 Flareon
10:03 Vaporeon
10:08 Jolteon
10:13 Espeon
10:16 Umbreon
10:18 Sylveon
10:23 Glaceon
10:28 Leafeon
You are truly the absolute G, thank you so much
@@bobwilson679 Thanks ^v^
@@_Sparky144THANK YOU
Doing the lord's work over here 🙏❤
I am so sad that crobat ain’t in this one
3:40 girl no, Garchomp *is* tye Autism with capital A. It's literally a dragon dinosaur-y land shark :((
also waiting for Hydreigon.
WHich is just a combo pack ADHD hydra and Autism dino lol
Love my emo dragon sm tho
Hydreigon is the Pokemon who literally cannot stop biting things. Definitely autism
*Michael Rosen voice* One, Two, Three.
Dude, the soul read on Shuckle shook me to my core. Like I was watching along and going "Oh yeah, I'm a little like that" and then out of nowhere you hit me with that?!
"Gaping even." I can't with you. Lmao.
I chose my Gen 8 version based entirely on the fact that Galarian Ponyta was a Shield exclusive...guilty as charged.
Me with Farfetch'd (my favorite pokemon in all forms) and picking Sword because of that. I feel this
Same i loooooovvveeee Zacian but i also love Galarian Ponyta A LOT
I chose shield just because I thought Eiscue was a silly guy, I wish I was kidding.
OMG ME TOO LMAO??
The sylveon one wasn't directed at me, but the way I keep falling out every time I rewatch it just... *chef's kiss * 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Carry on, Blake
Speaking as the one it was directed at, it's truer than I'd like to admit.
10:03 Listen here good sir and listen well! Some of us old vaporean fans had a jump ship onto the Eevee ship because of said article and we will not rest until he sees Guantanamo Bay or is mysteriously missing for the rest of eternity! We want our giant water dog back!
6:14 That's not what liking Goodra says about you, but there's no way to say the real reason without getting demonetized.
I feel like every Pokemon could be for LGBTQ or people on the spectrum. I am both. Pokemon was made for me. I was made for Pokemon
Omg same dude!
bish me too tf
Yup, same bro, coming from a bi aspie who grew up on Pokémon
real. pokemon and autism are a match made in heaven
YES YES YES
ME NURODIVERGENT AND LGBTQ ME LIKE POKEMON
5:23 my job used to have a tradition of giving pokemon cards to new team members based on their personality.
After spending a month being shy and then deleting everyone at Mario Kart, I was given a Stufful card, which is basically the same thing
omg i would kill to work there
I don't care about the payment
I don't care about the future
LET ME WORK THERE
I'd probably get, idk, Galarian Ponyta or something
hilariously i did this for my coworkers on a whim earlier this year. me and two others brainstormed pokémon for everyone and i bought cards (eventually). half our clinic now has pokémon cards at their desks.
that callout with Espeon was way too accurate
Yes omg
it wasnt accurate for me, tho it was true w/ me being quiet
Same with Glaceon!
same
As an espeon lover, one of my walls is all bookshelves, I may need more, I still have piles of books... How is that callout so accurate.
At least he didn't have anything rude to say about my boy Torkoal.
4:20 The sableye one was perfect. They're just my little 'tism gremlin with their rocks
Blake actually getting sponsorships?! HER-RAY! You're getting up there. You take this algorithm, take it right where you need it.
Im a cis girl, but Sylveon and Galarian Ponyta are what I've been wanting from this series since 1999. They're perfection and my inner five year old loves them so much.
me cis me love sylveon
loved her since seeing em on my aunt's 3ds and having that pokemon
those kinds of pink little soft creatures are the house pets to every preschool girl's barbie 😅
I just like Sylveon cause of her old pokedex entry
Millennial, likely watched MLP:FiM, quiet girl aesthetic
@@consensual.housefire me ain't millennial me late gen z
i have watched g4 mlp
i have no idea what quiet girl ascetic is
8:25 I have a terrible relationship with my father, but I am in fact built like this and single... because of trust issues because of having a terrible relationship with my father.
"My name is Chet" perfect accent. Thanks for the laughs. If you could complie the other "what you choices say" videos I would do all the words to that video for you.
10:13 hit the nail on the head so hard with Espeon, I'm literally looking at my various reading related awards right now. They're displayed on a nice little shelf in my grandparents living room.
My addition to this segment is that if your favourite Pokemon is Giratina, you either know all the lore, or are a member of "r/im14andthisisdeep"
Your all also suspicious in the same category
I think it also rolls with you like Volo waayyyy too much.
Excuse you, I know all the lore because it reminds me of Worm from Monster Rancher, and that game series will forever be a special interest of mine.
I know a lot of the lore, and I can't say Giratina *isn't* a favorite of mine among the legendaries, so good aim.
@@kaepora66this actually stunned me into silence. you’re right, i’m only a little ashamed to admit it, and i can make him worse
“Get your requests in now I’m not doing all of these”
Blake already ~10% of the way through:
Speaking of requests, croagunk when?
yeah and scraggy
gibble & shedinja
maybe a bunch of bug types aswell
i like bugs
@@Geckoreo cool bugs
Same with me. What does Purugly mean? Am I stupid? Am I stinky? Am I loud?
My favorite is polteageist. It's just a little genderless tea creature.
2:04 "Hej girl-pop want a pumpkin" - my favourite quote from now on
That one about Scorbunny felt like a punch straight in the gut. All of these make so much sense and I don't even know why 😂
The Gardevoir one phizicaly hurt me. She's not only my favorite Pokémon, but she's the only Pokémon I ever use. And for good reason.
Phizicaly??? 😭😭😭
But what about gardevoirs who are ♂? Have you not employed them?
4:18 Christ on a stick you did NOT need to call me out like that 💀
Yes. I would burn a city down for Spheal. You are correct 😂
Who wouldn't?
Just a city? Where's your commitment to the round baby boy?
Relatable
Is friend-shaped! Just like Snom and Fuecoco
Same. The best thing in gen 3, bar none.
You're very funny. I legitimately managed to avoid falling into the TH-cam Shorts black hole until you managed to make it impossible to avoid it any more. Curse you. You're content is amazing and it's only getting better. I will never loose interest.
3:33 NO. You could've chosen DOZENS of other insults for Absol, and I'd've been like "yeah, that's fair". But nicotine? HELL NO!
You would rather be called a Sephora Kid?
I love snom so much. ITS SO CUTE. I’m pretty sure when I first saw it I spent about an hour catching 20 of them and reading so much info about them.
( 8:04) I love this Pokémon too! And what you said is also true I don’t go to parties
I don't think about what my favorite pokemon are (aside from my adorable little shedinja) but every single god damn time I see a pokemon pop up and I'm like "oh yeah i like that one" I just get jabbed in the gut. Not very hard but completely out of nowhere, like what part of Espeon, sableye and pyuku is exposing me so much.😭
Sometimes it does miss but it's always uncomfortably close AT A MINIMUM.
Espeon is in my top 3 pokemon and that was a callout if I've ever seen one wow
It’s still hilarious that Espeon & Umbreon are my babies (they are twins thank you they go together at all times) and I was in fact both the quiet kid and the loud kid. STOP BEING SO ACCURATE (don’t stop, I love it).
Slaying the long form content!✨✨✨✨✨✨🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
2:47 I didn't understand a single one of those words, so I'm just gonna choose to believe they were kind.
If at any point in the future I change my pfp, just know, I was a Garde when I posted this.
You didn't? I was hoping a gardevoir would know, but sorry if I was thinking foolishly. I guess it may not mean that much then.
Just wanted to comment that you're a real one. You put so much effort into your videos, your scripts are lovely, and your videos are so comforting when I'm feeling down. Keep up the great work!
How can this man read my soul using Pokémon… just HOW?!?
I don't get it either... I'm always like... there is no possible way...
Do not give blake tarot cards😂
Mimikyu was my pick and my gramma literally had a small white dog like that 😨🤣
Lucario: Og Furry
Me: Wait a minute
Charmander: Probably can’t locate Europe on a map
My friend who’s dyslexic:…
I WANT MORE DEPRESSION MEAL MONDAYS
Blake, I know you read the comments please do this
Omg perfect timing because I’m gonna start bringing it back as a monthly series ❤
The way he talked about the jigglypuff line is my depression meal monday
@@jakeblennings HELLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@jakeblennings yesssssssss
As someone with a tenure in Pokemon roleplay groups (yes really). Some of these are BEYOND accurate.
4:52 Aw, thanks, babe! I'm super neurodivergent! I'd wonder how you can always identify us, but I'm 9000% sure you're one of us, so...
The scorbunny one was too accurate, i've never felt so called out
And luxray is also for people who do not let go of anything, we love it even with it having the worst movepool and stat spread and is made fun of daily becouse its not a dark type MY BROTHER IN CHRIST IT HAS LIGHT IN THE NAME
Do I know anything about Pokémon? No.
Did I watch this whole series without knowing anything about them? Yep.
Everytime I see this man on my screen I inhale sharply in fear because I know he is always going to make horribly perceptive insights about me (in the best way, i love your content
8:30 I’m dyslexic, I’m trying my best 😭
I'm not dyslexic and it still happens every single time 😭
My favorite is Vaporeon. I try to forget the copypasta exists. It has been my favorite since around 2012 when I was THREE without access to the internet outside of Facebook games and even that was only while supervised by my big bro.
That copypasta is an unfortunate byproduct of fishing truolls, no one should think about it too much I guess.
honestly that's one of the best sponsor segments i've ever seen, also my favs are sylveon and goodra so shockingly accurate lmaooo
4:11 you had NO need to call me out like this
I still don't know what "Pikachu for the mentally ill" means, but I relate to it.
9:19 that impression 😂
9:50 SHE IS THE WORST.
5:00 THE GYARADOS I FEEL ATTACKED. I clicked on this video expecting to feel attacked so thank you.
4:02 I just have crippling anxiety and get migraines, my bf diagnosed me as psyduck if I were a pokemon and now he's my favorite little guy. also yay ducks
Damn, you didn't have to go so hard with Squirtle 😭😆
I shan't recover
*sigh*
I’m obsessed with Chandelure’s entire evolution line and… I’m also a Björk fan.
The crustle take was a SUCKER PUNCH like I don’t think it could’ve been more accurate for such an obscure pokemon like what the hell dude 😭😭
"Its easy to say you like cat", Yep
"It's hard to say that YOU are emotionally stunted", I am working on it in therapy
"I'm not entirely convinced that you could locate Europe on a map." 🤣Leon getting called the hell out by that.
HELLO LGBT COMMUNITY !!!
HELLO FELLOW GAYEs!
-Power!
HAIIIIIIIIO
i'm gay
Hi
HELLO
The Ludicolo one hits hard. The jimmy buffet christmas album has been in my family since I was 5 and we play it every year.
I’ve watched so many shorts and been like “yup. That sounds right” about my faves but your Porygon take hit me like a freight train
As a Sprigatito fan, I wake up each day thinking about what could've been.
Eevee is for the ✨indecisive✨ girlies (me)
You really just ignored Aegislash's nonbinary color palette...
And the fact that he brought up monster energy drinks without mentioning the transfem stereotype
How dare he say that absolutely amazingly cool ass SWORD is in ANY way straight?? It is so queer it hurts
Eh. 30's really not too bad. The worst part for me at 35 is how things I used to like have evolved/changed to either expand their target base or in response to how that base has shifted. Its very "stranger in a strange land" at times.
Fun fact, Nartuo running is a theater version of an actual samurai/ninja running that does allow you to move at a decent speed (without swinging the sword on your hip around like a jag). Dragging your arms back doesn't help though, obviously.
10:16 Other way around actually. I have selective mutism and didn’t have a way to tell my friend I liked her shiny Umbreon shirt and now it’s my entire personality
As a guy whose favorite pokemon is Absol, but has never smoked a cigarette, I think I like to think that I'm edgy, but I'm really not.
Ha ha ha ha, very funny, Jakeson, i really especially liked the bit where-
Ok they've probably scrolled past by now, Blake, listen to me; you need to insert a pal from palworld into one if these episodes and say nothing and never acknowledge it.
You have the opportunity to put out the funniest misinformation campaign ever by insisting that Gobfin or Cinnamoth is a pokemon, giving them a stereotype, and never acknowledging it directly again.
It'll also make dommy algorithm very happy so thats a bonus.
Yeah I feel ya man, I also turned 30 last week so I'm still thinking about what to do with that information. But hey congrats on the sponsorship!!!
Also yeah, as an Ursaring myself I wouldn't be against finding another bear. If anything good came with leaving the 20s and entering the 30s is that I am no longer in my Otter phase anymore! Feels good man!
These videos have me in sobs laughing. 😂😂😂
Although the thoughts on best boy Cyndaquil made me think of the time in work experience when i snapped at a customer (he was harrassing me for like and hour...so i tried to live up to Cyndaquil) and threatened to throw him down the escalator. The staff and my teachers thought it was hilarious. 😂😂😂
I am not a furry. I just looked at Lucario and my obession with Egyptian history said "this is my child now. His name is Cobalt and you will have him in every single game he is available in".
Cobalt is my baby. I want a plush but I'm broke so
9:29 The music stopped. You know it’s bad when the music stops.
How do you feel about it now? May I ask?
Please more depression meal mondays, they're my highlight of the week.
7:39 this feels so INCREDIBLY ironic after being offended by every single thing said in this video
It’s probably “all a joke” or something, but man, did I not expect all of the very rude things said
I love Mimikyu and my mom used to have one of those small white crusty dogs and I just can’t stop laughing! 😂
9:01 Rowlet and Grookey were personal 😂
Danm it he figured out my Pokémon taste 6:47
And I do love Raichu , but I emphasise it also
And Tyranitar is just so epic I swear it’s not because he’s strong I mean I like MELTAN who 90% of the time in games can’t evolve!
My second favourite pokémon was in this list too, but that is not any of you did mention, the description given did not fit at all tho. That part of the pokémon is not even that colour.
Umbreon is my second favorite Pokemon out of them all, and I simply must say not only have you called me out and it's very accurate, but goddamnit THEY DESERVE THE DISAPPOINTMENT 🔥🔥🔥
Mostly commenting for algorithm reasons. Love your vids Blake
Loving the wide-screen content btw❤
I am trans, and the worst part of realiziong I am a woman is that I can no longer be gay for men
so true sister
The rowlet one and volcarona one hit me HARD
8:20 "dont fuckle with shuckle"
0:52 I’m turn 30 at the end of the month. I feel this in my soul. (Also, Happy Birthday!🥳 )
5:35 don’t ever talk to me and my Cyndaquill ever again, mainly because you called me out like 20 times already and I will 🦆ing cry SOOO hard lol
7:03 and it just got worse 😭 😭 😭
5:15 jokes on you I watch my anime with illegal sites
Same 😭😭😭
I use Crunchyroll for one piece
Jokes on you I don’t watch anime! He’s just cool
whyyyy did the assessment of Gyarados COME FOR MY SOUL SO HARD
*sees the comment on Shuckle*
I would come over there and deny that, but that would involve leaving my house first.
LETS GO! JAKE GOT A SPONSORSHIP!
we, no I, for I am probably the only person who thinks this, need Regigigas Representation.
Always impressed at how specific you get, Sobble had me dying (even if Arcanine was a personal attack and I will have to say something mean about your hair if we ever meet)
1:02 this is the only time that I have not skipped the word from the sponsor :)
3:50 Lopunny ain' even my fav but, in my defense: I don't like it 'cuz o' whadja thinkin'- I jus' think kickin' hard's badass
can i get a translation please?
@@Alexishighonheroine1 Hard kicks = Badass imo
She remids me of mirko from mha lol if u like lopunny then u should google her
@@Shom_Is_Bored ... I know who she is-... I'm looking for somewhere to watch the anime IN CASTILIAN-... Also-... I've growna kinda dislike the design-...
8:30 me: rude
my brother: and innacurete right
me: I never said he was wrong I just said it was rude 🤣
7:03 hit me hard
i don’t get it
Perfect video Jake Blemmings!
10:21 Thanks for predicting the future lmao 👍
I felt so called out when he mentioned sylveon