Tbh I just love the honesty in this channel nothing is fake and their reactions are so funny and genuine not like big youtubers who put on smile and laugh for likes and views.
0:42 lol 1:41 MOTHER OF ALL SMACKS 2:17 the reaction is everything lmao 3:20 SMACK 6:00 i can make a thousand memes out of this close up 8:19 Burp 8:25 F 9:04 the intensity in his eyes oh my god 9:53 i think he likes this lol 10:15 latinos making tortillas 11:54 our boy needs some hydratation 14:12 Slap in the cheek 18:30 this without context.... is wild.. 22:42 what kind of exorcism is this lol 22:51 that's what we say in general about this video lol 23:50 :o 24:25 holy mother of cracks 24:36 The End 24:42 whatever 24:58 see you in the next one
Alternate title: "Two-man High-Energy Torture Session Continues Long After Victim Goes Unconscious (also includes ASMR)" I liked the bit where Guru was using our boy's spine as a drum kit with the curtain rod and slapping lotion absolutely everywhere. Then Asim takes over to give him a break and apply another 40oz of lotion, so Guru can come back to finish his spinal drum solo with even greater intensity. Absolute quality, man, I'm always torn between relaxation and laughter on this channel.
also known as Alien Invasion Tomato Monster car honking Mexican Armada masseuses, Who Are Just Regular Indian masseuses honking In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things The Movie
To be honest if i were the man laying down i be scared to death not knowing what comes next. To make the situation worsen, whit cream all over of my body and hair and mouth, getting smack with a homemade fluorescent bulb. Getting hammered on leg with no logical reason.
The endings Ending 1 Asim & Uttam are both arrested for beaten up Sanjay... Ending 2 Sanjay never did walk again after being beaten up... Ending 3 Asim & Uttam apologise for kidnapping Sanjay and becomes good friends...
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Tbh I just love the honesty in this channel nothing is fake and their reactions are so funny and genuine not like big youtubers who put on smile and laugh for likes and views.
You are full of
Over Expresion for every one's attention literally to earn some money by this afterall that's it
It's called creativity
@@HomeASMRClinic Hahaha you are mistaken,its called desperate my friend
That my friend is big facts
0:42 lol
1:41 MOTHER OF ALL SMACKS
2:17 the reaction is everything lmao
3:20 SMACK
6:00 i can make a thousand memes out of this close up
8:19 Burp
8:25 F
9:04 the intensity in his eyes oh my god
9:53 i think he likes this lol
10:15 latinos making tortillas
11:54 our boy needs some hydratation
14:12 Slap in the cheek
18:30 this without context.... is wild..
22:42 what kind of exorcism is this lol
22:51 that's what we say in general about this video lol
23:50 :o
24:25 holy mother of cracks
24:36 The End
24:42 whatever
24:58 see you in the next one
i think my mama smacked his hand at 9:53
@@nuggystan9128 lol
I always looks for this type of comments
Awesome timestamps XD
Best comment by far lol
The poor guys was there like a lab rat and experiments were done on him
This comment wins !
Are you kidding he gets massages for a living
Facts
Akakakakaka
I can imagine shopping at Home Depot with them
They for sure watched a chiropractor for like 5 minutes and was like “I got this”
No, they watched a chiropractor video and then got a recommendation for a WWE video and got the videos mixed up
Dr. Beau
Yeah probably haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha
7:47 me playing with my brothers drum set
This is how many different faces he made
👇🏼. Edit: he made a load of faces then 😂
8 apparently
@@nebuvalon now 46
50
54
77 god dam
Starting to think this guy is working off a debt by letting them practice on him
💀💀💀💀💀
Turns out he runs the channel
Lifetime debt actually
😂
😂😂😂
at this point, you're just trying to break the man.
As far as I know, that's how immortality is obtained, just look at all those Cultivation Manga/comics, they all need to break something
@@WitheringAurora Sacrifice to gain 💀
How dare you, THIS IS THE WAY!
@@D.1.C.E. dao of asim
Most effective way to get answers.
*17:13** third degree murder*
This man is a true soldier......after all of that he still did not give up allied positions or information
Xddddd
Get this man a purple heart
Hahaaaa!
I just spewed my tea all over the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A true POW camp.
Never forget.
They literally liked every single comment. That’s commitment
Yup
😂😂😂
That's time pass
Chutiye 🤣🤣
Its like they are competing to see who can do the weirdest shit
Lmaooo
😂
😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂!! fr brooo wtffff
Definitely the blue one won 😂😂
I love how they genuinely seem like they have no idea what the hell they are doing
16:21 why did he do that?😂🤣
Mad sus
You could see him eyeing it for 30 secs beforehand
ASSMR
😂😂😂
The urge to clap them cheeks was too strong👋🏽
“These stunts were performed by trained professionals”
Holly shit, yes 😂
If anyone die money refund
Don't try this at home😅
LMAOOO
I don't think they are competent enough to do this things.
Imagine this guy came in with the intentions to just get a haircut
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😁
After all thanks bro🤣
Then oferred a free massage and he accept
@@von4915 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: he is most flexible animal in the world 😂
Alternate title: "Two-man High-Energy Torture Session Continues Long After Victim Goes Unconscious (also includes ASMR)"
I liked the bit where Guru was using our boy's spine as a drum kit with the curtain rod and slapping lotion absolutely everywhere. Then Asim takes over to give him a break and apply another 40oz of lotion, so Guru can come back to finish his spinal drum solo with even greater intensity.
Absolute quality, man, I'm always torn between relaxation and laughter on this channel.
This made me cry laughing good comment
This made me laugh so hard it woke up my parents 😂😂😂
Hahaha
Sry victim😁😁😁
😂😂😂
Ive seen tortures in movies less treacherous than this.
Fax
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
2:26 when the neck crack fails😂😂asim Bhai laughing 😂
11:20 watch in 2x, lamoooo
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
15:44 It's time
Haha so funny reaction 😆
Big fan Bhai
Do people even buy the phone case and mug
It's expression not reaction*
Cringe
Sir aap murder bagera karto ho kya? 🤣
20:00 Nastiest drum solo youve ever seen.
One victim Two killers👆
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10:41 when u and ur cousin are beating up the younger cousin and ur mom walks in
💀💀💀
Lmaoo, too real
Where are doing this?
Price ?
19:27 us 20000 years ago when we discovered how to use tools
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This dude cracks me up always..this isn't asmr it's comedy relaxation
If this dude cracks you up then wow, you have a weird sense of humor
He would probably literally crack me up😂
This is the Indian version of the three stooges. This is way to funny
he was like "what is this" after they got done rubbing and smacking the cream around lmao
I think its more like the indian version of WWE.
Yessss lol 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
This is no indian version, this is extraterrestrial shit
He smac,
He attac,
but most importantly, he massages bac
Lol
HHAHAHHAHAHAHA
20:00 me & my brother massagin our father for ps5
😂
Looooolll🤣
14:40 - The guy has farted?
2:26 asim gets out of character and laughs at the side
😂😂
Teacher:
Today we are gonna learn about massages.
Girls:
OMG let's get super relaxed
Boys:
Lmao
hahaha 🤣
Lmao saw this comment at the perfect time🤣🤣🤣
1:41 I like ur cut g
3:21 he forced the high five 🤣
18:34 imagine walking into a room seeing this
When you're into being dominated but you're on a budget.
Creators of this video probably had a hard time hearting this
@@nemonus4279 yes lol
😂😂😂
Don't be afraid, this guy is a regular costumer in this barbershop, he doesn't feel anymore.
He is the owner of this channel
@@albertosamaniego2476 are you sure.🤔
Do they at least give him a reach around? Wtf
Yes I'm the creator
Myself SANJAY
Saudiska arabija
Gym doesn't make you strong this is what makes you stronger 😂
They broke him down mentally and physically. Lolol
They damage all his nerves . Now he feel no pain.
Hahah
X2
This is the new deadpool origin
😆😜😜😜
Ha ha ha
10:44 fbi!! Freeze!!!!
Asim: (continue murder!)
10:15 to 10:25 close your eyes and listen to the sound ............ When you take your girlfriend to oyo for the first time😂
22:28 when I realised he was dead.
🤣🤣🤣
0:25 LOL 🤣
This guy is sacrificing himself... What a Legend. 💪
5:50 feel aise leejaati h😂😂
8:25 It was at this moment 🙃😂
Ahahah..Droppy drip drop😂😂
This guy ended up more injured than when he came in 😂
😂
I swear😂😂
"Lets beat this guy with things I randomly found around my garage."
😂
yes
🤣🤣🤣
To be honest if i were the man laying down i be scared to death not knowing what comes next. To make the situation worsen, whit cream all over of my body and hair and mouth, getting smack with a homemade fluorescent bulb. Getting hammered on leg with no logical reason.
Love it
00:42
The barber has humor👌🏼🤣
I lost it when he sprays the water to himself and the other guy
😂😂
Is there any sort of clinically approved methodology here, or are you just experimenting with different ways to hurt people?
definitely just pure torture methods
they definitely know absolutely nothing about what the hell they are doing, psychos.....
Some random shit lol😂
Indian doesn't care about medicle science
USADA approved.
@2:45 looks like they r gonna start a 3fun.
Who is here just to read the comments ... :D
Enjoy the comment section 😃
Me.. 😂🙄
Amazzzing
Funny af
Me
15:40 this guy has seen things
Nobody:
Mobsters when the gambling addict fails to pay them back:
jajaja
11:06 Rolling chaphati
8:00 imagine you’re watching this on your TV and your wife arrives home :DD
Im crying
19:33
Asim’s hair looks like he combed it with a pork chop
😂😂😂
O.. M.. G. 😂😂
At some point he should embrace the baldness
Lolzzzzzzzz
😂😂😂
Everyone was hurt in the making of this video
When I saw the the thumbnail, I though this is a oversized chicken tandoori with cheese from top😂😂
😂😂😂
Wtf, is this massage, see the expression of that man, it seems like he have constipation and bursting out his frustration on this man .
The dude that looks like gargamel seriously killed me with his expressions
Close to death experience 😂😂😂
15:30 the beste momente 😂🤣🤣🤣
Two aliens torchering a person😂😂
Hi
Kya bol rahi ho
torch se jala diya🔥
😂😂😂
That's what you call "a deadly combo"
As odd as it looks, it must feel amazing 🤤☺️
Tru
Is it wrong I feel for my safety when not in the chair.
I felt they were maltreating him in the intro😂
this man wants literary wants to die or have is bones wroken. Because that massage dosnt help
Now I get it. ASIM stands for: Assassin Simulator.
A Silent Impeccable Murderer
Sooner or later that mans shoulders are gonna snap
The endings
Ending 1
Asim & Uttam are both arrested for beaten up Sanjay...
Ending 2
Sanjay never did walk again after being beaten up...
Ending 3
Asim & Uttam apologise for kidnapping Sanjay and becomes good friends...
In India 🇮🇳 The workers Work like this. 9:06😂😂
17:24
And thus begins the greatest piece of performance art in the history of Indian Barber ASMR.
Truly a masterpiece 🖼
Its so deep and moving truly a masterpiece
Award winning. Aw inspiring. One of the best feel good movies of the decade.
This is the End ... The final chapter of Asim and his Guru has been revealed
THIS IS COMPLETELY TORTURE ☠️😂
6:50 i dead thought this man was gonna swing at his head🤣🤣
I wouldn’t be surprised 😭
This is not a massage. This is a threaten a man massacre PS: sorry for the wrong grammar
17:23 when you squeeze a ketchup bottle without shaking first
Jesus watching this:
I think I forgot to put bones in his body
*11:27** watch this part on 2x speed 😂😂*
*It will be fun*
HaHaHaHaHa
@@bagyoelizalde4711 😜
Soft and hot roti
I think he is slowly killing the man
No way this isn’t a comedy script
This man that is getting the treatment is fearless and deserves a medal
Fr bro
So that’s what vip torture looks like..
Everyone was harmed in the making of this video.
15:37 "where do i hit him next?"
Holy crack
hahahaha
😂this man is literally a strongest man on earth , 😂 as every experiment is done with this only 😂😂🤣
22:32 wake up time
Indian: white spune out of his mouth
_VERY NICE MASSAGE_
_DEFIENETLY NOT SCARY AT ALL_
He came for a haircut, stayed for the beating
Full dhobi pachar
0:42 hahah he sprayed him!!
At the beginning they look like they were doing an exorcism on him
At 19:28 , when you hire professionally trained construction labours but forget to hand them your architectural blueprint.
Haha you killed me 😂
LoL 😅😅😂😂✔️
Lol🤣
If he said it come 18:36