Oh please, Hollywood elites would have melted down from his authoritah! Certainly it would be more watchable than anything in recent years released by them.
Lusin no dude, I just read the books! A hobbit is a small, loud, hairy person living in a fantasy world HOLD UP (Dials phone) Bitch if you a hobbit you better tell me right now!
Mr.Random Because he is dressed exactly like in the first and second part of the movie Hobbit and if it was Froddo he would have had black hair, not brown. And Froddo never even went looking for a Dragons treasure - that's Bilbos story. And fact is that Bilbo found The Ring before reaching Smaug's Den.
"That bald guy from The Matrix..." XD Great reference! If im not mistaken there was this time a guy confused Sam L. Jackson with the guy from The Matrix movies.
It wasn't until I read your comment that I realized that he was saying "bald", I was hearing "blonde" and was really confused. I kept trying to figure how the reference was supposed to fit, because Laurence Fishburne wasn't blonde and neither was Sam Jackson, lol.
What is more important here is that Cartman exercised a logical principle called the "Argumentum ad baculum". What he is holding is a "baculum" in the common vermicular a stick, and he is demonstrating excatly how that is giving him authority.
@@Sauvenil ultimately that is where all authority comes from. The crudgel is even a universal part of any policeofficers armourment. They wear them partly so that they can beat people up with them, but partly also as a symbol of authority. I believe they call it a "baton" which is French for stick.
@@rphb5870that’s actually a thing?! I had absolutely no idea, honestly. And no, not being sarcastic in the slightest. Just surprised that there’s actually a Latin legal term for it, is all.
@@Blizzard0fOz93 there is a latin term for most thing. For instance the motto of Stasi, (the secret police of East Germany) was "Pefas et nefas" (meaning with our without right)
To be fair, Cartman was saying it as a joke and reference, while the reporter was legitimately thinking Jackson was Fishburne, so Cartman could definitely get away with it. Plus, you know, South Park has done a lot worse jokes, so it’s not all that out of character, lol. And yes, I know I’m replying to a comment from 11 years ago.
@@MB-sj2yusome would say a prophet. Others a madman. Still others would refer to him as a psychotic racist brat. Me? I know him as Eric Theodore Cartman. The Boy Who Ate.
that bald guy from the matrix "Laurence Fishburne, who is sometimes mistaken for another tall, gap-toothed, mercurial, immensely talented African-American actor, Samuel L. Jackson" -imdb
@@basteagui subject to sudden or unpredictable changes of mood or mind basically Samuel L. Jackson can go from being nice and friendly to swearing up a storm in 0.001 seconds flat
@@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 true. But the medieval vibe was just fun lol. I played both and dying to know what the next game is like. Paintball wars maybe? Due to the episode where they got paintball or airsoft guns.
I understand your frustration. There's definitely a lot of people out there who can talk the talk, but don't have the actions to back it up. Just remember, if someone claims to be something, but isn't actually walking the walk, then they probably aren't what they're claiming to be in the first place.
What Cartman does here is to brilliantly illustrate the pursuasive power of *Argumentum ad baculum* the appeal to the stick. He demonstrate why the stick gives him authoritah
South Park doesn't discriminate; they make fun of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. Including themselves; quite frequently. If anything they're more unbiased than most people since they don't filter shit (unless comedy central throws a bitch fit and pulls the episode like they did a while back).
***** Don't listen to that jerk. "Get" and "Got" are very confusing parts of the English language. To understand the difference: Get is present tense. You would "Get" something to eat today. But you "got" something to eat yesterday. Your question is present tense. How did Bilbo "get" the ring before he started his journey? I don't know how he "got" the ring.
Dude that's the point. When you find something as funny as South Park, you gotta prepare for the moment they make fun of something close to home. I myself suffer from Asperger's and I was laughing my ass off while at the same time counting down the days until they got to that. When it happened, neither myself nor my mother who had been my biggest supporter were offended, if anything we laughed more.
You're right, in fact you are one of the most sane people to ever reply to me. However that's the point. Refuge in audacity, if Jarrod thinks that is really happening, he is regretting saying that.
If Cartman hosted the Oscars this way I’d definitely watch it... for the first time in 57 yrs.
Oh please, Hollywood elites would have melted down from his authoritah! Certainly it would be more watchable than anything in recent years released by them.
@@GeneralMacek / I partied in Hollywood during my 20s and was quickly bored. A more shallow and narcissistic population cannot be found.
He would be good at saying how Animation is a Medium for everyone!
@Ayomane LMAO
I think one of the songs from the movie was nominated for an Oscar
Never question Cartman's authoritah
Ha! XD lolo
Respect! Of him! No question.
Gary Never ever do this!
indeed
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!!!!
Cartman just made Kim Kardashian respect his authoritah.
Not according a gay fish
***** Matthew! What is up, my ninja?!
Lusin no dude, I just read the books! A hobbit is a small, loud, hairy person living in a fantasy world HOLD UP
(Dials phone) Bitch if you a hobbit you better tell me right now!
Lusin I really like your TH-cam icon
Julayyyyyy
I was expecting, when Cartman said "Let there be light! Let there be music!", that he would smile and say, "Sweeeeeeet."
Or maybe a brief, quiet; "Nice."
I was expecting that too. Also commenting on 5 year old comment.
@@jimmythornseed8605 Still got a reaction, though, didn't I? :P
shikarno
and letbthere be this bald guy from matrix
What a way to start the VGA
best one
RESPECT
MAH
AUTHORITAH
***** Not the way Cartman says it.
They refer to Cartman as a 'great wizard' but I thought he was the Grand Wizard?
Well Grand Wizard is probably correct because then you have a KKK joke.
Wizard King!!!
Rolf Hartmann no he's a wizard king
_L A D_
@@michaelstreeto3889 no, he's a wizard, that's also a king.
look closer, look closer...
***** *thud*
"here lies frodo. He didnt follow the wizards authorities" XD
Green Elf It was Bilbo for Chirst's sake. >
Then why did he have the Ring and still be looking for the Dragons Treasure?
Mr.Random Because he is dressed exactly like in the first and second part of the movie Hobbit and if it was Froddo he would have had black hair, not brown. And Froddo never even went looking for a Dragons treasure - that's Bilbos story. And fact is that Bilbo found The Ring before reaching Smaug's Den.
What's Cartman doing with Kim Kardashian?
Speaking of which the show got cancelled hallelujah.
Noice
I don’t get it
@@inuyasha6198 0:11 small hobbit. Get it?
@@inuyasha6198 is a joke of an episode xD
"That bald guy from The Matrix..." XD Great reference! If im not mistaken there was this time a guy confused Sam L. Jackson with the guy from The Matrix movies.
"What Superbowl commercial?"
It wasn't until I read your comment that I realized that he was saying "bald", I was hearing "blonde" and was really confused. I kept trying to figure how the reference was supposed to fit, because Laurence Fishburne wasn't blonde and neither was Sam Jackson, lol.
they're both black
all 3 of them
Morpheus is the black guy who is bold... wears those black shades and offers the pills... lol
lucky it was a movie an not a book... xD
*bald
As soon as I saw Cartman step into the scene, I thought to myself, "He's going to kill Bilbo. I just know it."
I was not disappointed.
What is more important here is that Cartman exercised a logical principle called the "Argumentum ad baculum". What he is holding is a "baculum" in the common vermicular a stick, and he is demonstrating excatly how that is giving him authority.
@@rphb5870 ah yes, "argument from the cudgel" literally.
@@Sauvenil ultimately that is where all authority comes from. The crudgel is even a universal part of any policeofficers armourment. They wear them partly so that they can beat people up with them, but partly also as a symbol of authority. I believe they call it a "baton" which is French for stick.
@@rphb5870that’s actually a thing?! I had absolutely no idea, honestly. And no, not being sarcastic in the slightest. Just surprised that there’s actually a Latin legal term for it, is all.
@@Blizzard0fOz93 there is a latin term for most thing. For instance the motto of Stasi, (the secret police of East Germany) was "Pefas et nefas" (meaning with our without right)
Only Cartman can call Samuel L. Jackson "that bald guy from the Matrix" and get away with it.
To be fair, Cartman was saying it as a joke and reference, while the reporter was legitimately thinking Jackson was Fishburne, so Cartman could definitely get away with it. Plus, you know, South Park has done a lot worse jokes, so it’s not all that out of character, lol. And yes, I know I’m replying to a comment from 11 years ago.
Oh man, the game awards would never do this today
@PähkinäSotilas Even breathing is offensive.
Why not, this was literally in the same decade.
@@dutyofcall7659 ppl are pussies nowadays
Uuhhhh a south park clip about the Blizzard drama, that would be so great!
True nowadays suck ass
Great way to open the VGA. Was expecting towlie to be walking in the background and stealing Bilbo's pipe as Carman introduced Samuel Jackson
awww cartman turned on the lights, that's just so adorable to me. His little grand wizard costume an all
Why is Kim Kardashian not respecting Cartman's authoritah?
Kim kardashian?????
He's not black and an entertainer/athlete.
@@rollotomassi4768 if he’s not a entertainer then what is he?
@@MB-sj2yusome would say a prophet. Others a madman. Still others would refer to him as a psychotic racist brat. Me? I know him as Eric Theodore Cartman. The Boy Who Ate.
Those seasonal award shows (ex. Emmys, MTV Movie Awards, VMAs) should REALLY do this sort of thing with South Park more often! What an intro!
that bald guy from the matrix
"Laurence Fishburne, who is sometimes mistaken for another tall, gap-toothed, mercurial, immensely talented African-American actor, Samuel L. Jackson" -imdb
what does mercurial mean in this context
@@basteagui subject to sudden or unpredictable changes of mood or mind
basically Samuel L. Jackson can go from being nice and friendly to swearing up a storm in 0.001 seconds flat
What an awesome opening! What better way to open a video game awards than Cartman killing a hobbit with his authoritah?xD
Samuel LeeRoy Jackson: "I'm not Laurence Fishburne DAMN IT!"
Cartman: "Respect MA' Authoritay!"
"That bald guy from the Matrix: Samuel Leeroy Jackson"
I died
If every VGA opened like this then I'd probably watch it more.
Cartman: "look closer. Look closer. RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!"
Just imagine Cartman in the movie leading them ... the epicness !!!
Okay, Jenny.
And this is why everyone will respect my authoritah!!!
Eric Cartman u made Kim Kardashian respect your authoritah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok....
Why didn’t You do That To Wendy?
@@gamermanlopez3546 he didn't have the autoritah staff yet
Just one question: Are you a sociopath/psychopath
He should've respect his AUTHORITAH!!!
I would love to have seen all of this in it's entirety.
This was the peak of the VGAs.
They need to make another game like the stick of truth. That was really fun.
*Game*
@@outlaw._.lazines yeah auto correct did that and I didn’t realize until now
They made The Fractured But Whole which was also great imo
@@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 true. But the medieval vibe was just fun lol. I played both and dying to know what the next game is like. Paintball wars maybe? Due to the episode where they got paintball or airsoft guns.
@@Aiel-Necromancer I think the amount soft one will be fun. Where you get your own teenager lol.
0:39 See? Look closer, look closer.
*RESPECT!* *MY!!* *AUTHORITAH!!!*
im the wizard, youre the dwarf and you will respect my authoritah.
I love how he just comes on screen without warning
Best opening ever
As somebody who finds that hobbit horrifying to look at, this is satisfying
It does not matter who we are, what matters are our plan!
***** That's Tore Aurstad. Can't you read?
"It doesn't matter who we arreee... what matters is ourr praan!"
Should have respected his authoritay
That...was...EPIC!
Hope there's Kim k boss in the stick of truth
Close :P
Why would you put a profile picture with your eyes closed?
Szymon Gibalski You racist little shit!
W33D B10K3 that doesn't mean he's racist you fucking dumbass
W33D B10K3 im racist
This could be a perfect intro for the upcoming south park stick of truth game
RESPECT! MAH! AUTHORITAH!
I want to see Cartman in Game of Thrones!!!!!
We did get three Game of Thrones episodes.
I can't wait for The Stick of Truth to be released! I hope there won't be any more delays.
Holy shit 9 years ago
@@catsinburg8626 holy shit 8 days ago
@King Kong holy shit, 10 hours ago
@@Jairjax holy shit 2 weeks ago
@@Y2JHHHDX holy shit 8 days ago
"You will respect, my, authoritah!"
-Eric Cartman
RESPECT
MY
AUTHORITAH
This was the best video game awards awards.
cartman is a GOD!!! :D
Holy shit that was great! How have I never seen this before?
this would never fly nowadays… sadly
South park could definitely get away with it
we have been waiting for the stick of truth to come out and its still not out. you keep moving the date. this better not be a short game.
Respect the magical authorit-ay!
0:41 “RESPECT! MY! AUTHORITAH!”
The let there be light line made me laugh so hard
xD
0:41 RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
I didn't think anyone would ever be able to improve upon Tolkien's brilliant writing, but boy did Trey and Matt prove me wrong....
Anything to do with south park and intros is just badass...
Fun Fact: JRR Tolkien didn't like Hitler and told off Nazis,
Cartman wouldn't be happy to know this.
JRR Tolkien will respect Nazi authoriti!
I didn't realize his middle name is Leroy. That makes him even more awesome.
Humans, Elfs and Half Jews!
I can't breathe x°°°D
I understand your frustration. There's definitely a lot of people out there who can talk the talk, but don't have the actions to back it up. Just remember, if someone claims to be something, but isn't actually walking the walk, then they probably aren't what they're claiming to be in the first place.
What an opening. :'-)
OH MY GOD!!! HE KILLED BILBO!!!
***** YOU HERO
Zekrom249 kim*
Zekrom249
Your alla buncha
dumb Dumb a$$es
OH.... eh
"You Bastard" XD
What Cartman does here is to brilliantly illustrate the pursuasive power of *Argumentum ad baculum* the appeal to the stick. He demonstrate why the stick gives him authoritah
Cartman thought Samuel L. Jackson was Laurence Fishburne before it was cool.
The more you preach the more some impressionable teen goes out and Crucifies someone in your honor. Live with that thought for a while.
RESPECT!
MY!
AUTHORITAAAAH!!!!
honestly the intros are the best part of the vgas because you know how spiketv loves to overcompensate
That's funny, in france, the voice actor of Cartman is the same than Samwise.
We love you Christophe Lemoine.
As far as I know, the game was cancelled, my pre order was refunded and they claimed bankruptcy. I could be wrong though.
Wait, that bald guy from The matrix is Laurence Fishburne...
+Пиер Стоянов I think it's a reference to an interview where the interviewer mistook Jackson for Fishburne. Jackson was piiiiiiiissed.
+Пиер Стоянов That's the joke.
All black people look the same to Cartman, see Grand wizard reference in other posts on this video.
Thank you Ted...that was the joke
South Park should be made to announce all them award ceremonies
It's Kim Kardashian.
+General Dougie Disarray "Bitch you ain't a hobbit right?"
General Dougie Disarray So you beat my in fractured but whole you have hack
Stop
Well well hello general disarray long time no see.
cool
Nice to see Cartman took them lessons from Officer Barbrady to heart. That dwarf went down like a sack of potatoes.
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Shut up, Douchebag
A
That's KING Douchebag to you
South Park doesn't discriminate; they make fun of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. Including themselves; quite frequently. If anything they're more unbiased than most people since they don't filter shit (unless comedy central throws a bitch fit and pulls the episode like they did a while back).
Alibaba Saluja That's why you shouldn't tick off Cartman...
LOL
How have I gone 6 years and not see this?....
omg I missed the vga awards?
Battle Without Honor or Humanity, by Tomoyasu Hotei. Its on the Kill Bill soundtrack.
SWEEEEEEET!!!!!
Nooooooooooooooooo the hobbit ...but cartman is still bad ass lol😂😂😂😂
Damn straight I am
Eric Cartman lol roleplaying as character so funny LOL XDDDD fuck off kid
How Cartman finally overcame his bad hobbits.
how got Bilbo the Ring BEFORE he started his journey? :P
you fail english
xgonzo182x I know :P
"How did Bilbo get the Ring..."
"How did Bilbo got the Ring..."
what would be correct? ^^'
sorry :P
***** Don't listen to that jerk. "Get" and "Got" are very confusing parts of the English language. To understand the difference:
Get is present tense. You would "Get" something to eat today. But you "got" something to eat yesterday.
Your question is present tense. How did Bilbo "get" the ring before he started his journey?
I don't know how he "got" the ring.
You, sir have my eternal thanks :)
808s be like
Dude that's the point. When you find something as funny as South Park, you gotta prepare for the moment they make fun of something close to home. I myself suffer from Asperger's and I was laughing my ass off while at the same time counting down the days until they got to that. When it happened, neither myself nor my mother who had been my biggest supporter were offended, if anything we laughed more.
VGA Awards... Video game awards awards?
because it sounds SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better as vg awards yes!
Cartman's voice was way better in the early seasons.
VenomComiq nah i think it's now the better version
You're right, in fact you are one of the most sane people to ever reply to me. However that's the point. Refuge in audacity, if Jarrod thinks that is really happening, he is regretting saying that.
Haha mocking Samuel Jackson while he's at it XD
you can watch all the episodes on the Southpark website...
H-hey guys!.
hey tweek
H-hey!
Tweek, both of us haven't had a role in a couple of seasons.
I-i know...
lolololololololol
The song is Battle Without Honor or Humanity, from the Kill Bill soundtrack
0:41
When Cartman cues the music, I know I've heard it hundreds of times, but I've never caught what it was called.
0:59 music?
battle without honor - tomayasu hotei
Waha Waha thx
@@erikcintronthemite2755 youre welcome
Waha Waha :)
“I’m the wizard. You’re the dwarf. And you will respect my authoritah!”
Where can i find the whole show?
Go to Gametrailers.com, with any luck you can find the vgas there.
I swear Cartman’s always been gangsta
What kind of fool doesn't know to respect Cartman's authoritah!? 🤣
he said "welcome to the VGA Awards". so basically "welcome to the video game awards awards"
What Episode Is This?
Steven Ethan It's not an episode, it's clearly stated in the video title that it's the opening to the Video Game Awards.
Nocure92 I See...:-D