Dank Pigeon no, the other guy just watched a couple Grayfruit videos and learned a couple tricks like the car clip and called himself a """"""""speed runner""""""""
First level starts at 2:25, hit the bike at 25:35, that's a time of 23:10!! Very good for a first timer, 25th on the leaderboards. Other runners should definitely pick up that time-saving trick you used called editing. :) PS: I watched the video at 2x speed, you beat it in 11:35, grats on the WR. :)
that ending screen with "grayfruit" wrote in simili-russian and the press subscribe under it, yes that precise screen, is really great and you should use it more because it would be such a waste to waste such a good end screen !
@@vedal1358 yeah I understood it was pure gibberish for the sake of visual similarity, and I think it roughly translate to Gyadtch?yatscht but I find it funny anyway
@@vedal1358 as a russian its seems funny to me how non-cyrillic people try to read cyrillic text, while I was growing up with it Update: I watched the end of the video and I don't know what the fuck its says
You may have just created an entire new genre of lets play/speedrunning that is incredibly entertaining - please do one for Dark Souls I beg you! Get a DS speed runner (like idk Lobos?) to help you speedrun DS
There's a repeat glitch I pulled off with toilet guy on the Waiter level. If you use Jake, (best mask) you can throw a gun at him, like an assault rifle, and the weapon he drops will have the active ammo count of the former weapon. Say he has a shotgun and you threw an assault rifle? Boom, 24 shells ready to fire.
ngl I was half expecting to open the pastebin and just see like one thing, like they added something or changed something in the second game that just made it objectively worse and that was the one thing that was written there In some ways I think it's better that it's an actual list lol
fun fact, in overdose on the second floor you can shoot through the yellow walls on the bottom part of the map. as far as I know that level is the only place they appear
6:04 instead of bringing home the girl, jacket brings home a bald russian mobster and the story continues exactly the same except for the fact his girlfriend is a bara russian man
So here's a cool idea. Speedrun speedrunning of a game. Go from blind to doing the speedrun route of whatever game you can get a speedrun coach to help you with
HELL YEAAAAH, 420 LIKES AND 0 DISLIKES Fun fact 19:58 I died to that bullet without knowing it existed and I was, well... not happy, yeah let’s go with that
15:31 my mind was blown when I saw this because I haven’t seen that at all before just now. I’ve played through both games and I am now just seeing that you’re able to do that. Wonder why you aren’t able to do it in the second game.
Excuse me, mr fruit, but did i hear you call that piddly excuse for an attempt to season food "an obnoxious amount of parmesan"? My dear sir, you have not SEEN an obnoxious amount of parmesan in your LIFE. You havent even seen a REASONABLE amount of parmesan before.
I've been a fan of Vlambeer for years, and since it's only like 2 people I actually know their names, so when I saw "Jan Willem Nijman" in the credits I got really confused as to why one of the Vlambeer devs was in the hotline miami credits, and then right as I looked down and saw Rami Ismail's name you fuckin read it out for me, so... thanks for being a text to speech bot for me grayfruit, i guess. Anyways, you should check out vlambeer's games, Nuclear Throne is especially good
you can do car clips even when the car is horizontal but instead of knocking the enemy down and finishing him to enter the car you gotta wait till he gets up and instant takedown him (idk what the move is called lmao)
“Featuring a real speed runner” well no shit grayfruits in every video
Disconn3ctd exactly
Disconn3ctd titles click bait because there are clearly two speed runners in this video
Dank Pigeon no, the other guy just watched a couple Grayfruit videos and learned a couple tricks like the car clip and called himself a """"""""speed runner""""""""
@@shmug8363
.äv q
"do me a favor"
"you're really helping me out"
he talks like he is the mind and you are the body
or like Atlas from Bioshock
That is scarily acurate.
@@weat9709 why did you make your channel
@@thatoneguy3921 that is the greatest question that I've ever been asked.
Wot
_"Do me a favor"_ is just American for _"Would you kindly?"_
Do me a favor and kill that dog
I'm gonna do him a favor he can't refuse
Heimskr, Prophet of Talos bioshock flashbacks
I swear the amount of times my sister has asked “Do me a favor” is immeasurable, my sister gotta pay up soon
@@jaxoncarter2electricboogal921 Would you kindly kill that dog
"Tension? More like Elevension"
Never change gray man.
"Never change gay man"
First level starts at 2:25, hit the bike at 25:35, that's a time of 23:10!!
Very good for a first timer, 25th on the leaderboards. Other runners should definitely pick up that time-saving trick you used called editing. :)
PS: I watched the video at 2x speed, you beat it in 11:35, grats on the WR. :)
I now say "Slick" because of hearing you repeatedly.
My friends hate it.
Thank you, bro
You're speedrunning your way to 0 friends any percent
*S L I C K*
@@jacinath I've had the WR for the past 18 years
@@OctaHeart Damn dude, I gotta see footage of that. Got any strats for a new player?
@@jacinath liking hotline miami is a strat.
I do that thing where he attempts to emulate a vibrato sound effect in his voice
"...Obnoxious amount of parmesan. "
You say that like theres a limit
That limit is 0 parm, on almost everything
If I don't inhale a metric ton of parm before getting to the sauce what's the point
My man
Parmesan should cover the top of the dish like powdery snow on a mountain top
Thanks to your icon, I read that in Solid Snake's voice. And I am NOT complaining! 🤣
"I'll got for the one that doesn't make me wanna die" Sir, you're speedrunning Hotline Miami. No such option exists.
You're right about everything listed in the pastebin about Hotline Miami 2, but my counterarguments are 60fps and no hospital level.
that ending screen with "grayfruit" wrote in simili-russian and the press subscribe under it, yes that precise screen, is really great and you should use it more because it would be such a waste to waste such a good end screen !
Agreed it was very clean
I know Cyrillic and had a feeling I was about to have a seizure trying to read that.
@@vedal1358 yeah I understood it was pure gibberish for the sake of visual similarity, and I think it roughly translate to Gyadtch?yatscht but I find it funny anyway
Also it says ass
@@vedal1358 as a russian its seems funny to me how non-cyrillic people try to read cyrillic text, while I was growing up with it
Update: I watched the end of the video and I don't know what the fuck its says
Noone:
Doppio: 14:56
Bossu?
Uhhhhhh moshi moshi?
Unexpected jojo
Doppio best boy
Expected jojo
" And he's gonna yell at me the whole time,possibly. "
"wait for him to DVD logo his way over here" literally all of Hotline Miami
Every time Grayfruit uploads I say, "Thanks it really helps me out".
Man he asked you for a lot of favors, you're a generous man grayfruit
"Do me a favor" is the equivalent of "Would you kindly?" from Bioshock
It would really help me out
"""""""""""""""""real"""""""""""""""
Diego Elias ““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““speedrunner““““““““““““““““““““““““““““““
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when he said “GЯДЧFЯЦÏГ» in the end i really felt that
H
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Goodbye.
@@spexification hello
Grayfruit and Jerma with Hotline Miami is something I never knew I needed.
Cannot believe gray fruit got the world record for all categories of hotline Miami speedruns on his first try all at the same time
It’s like Grayfruit is the criminal and Snowfats is his conscience
If gray turns into a real speedrunner and actually gets some records that's gonna be the most amazing anime plot twist ever
What are you on about, have you seen his world records?
@@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE every world récord for everything is done by grayfruit
And 3 years later, he’s pretty good at pizza tower. Nice prediction
Are speedrunners part of the mafia? They seem to ask for a lot of favors.
*50 blessings
"you're really helping me out" and "do me a favor" is the grayfruit channel version of "would you kindly"
i literally searched for this yesterday and was sad to see this wasn't a video but now i come home to it. wow. the odds of this happening
5:03 so it doesn't matter if it's gay or not, what really matters is whether it's a top or a bottom
With all this "do me a favor" and "It'd really help me out if" I'm getting some real Bioshock flashbacks.
"Would you kindly?"
2:32 actually, it says " unavailable". Learn to read, god.
Oh, Ha ha
Very funny 😂
i thought the same thing
Best comment, trust me I've read them all
What a fffffffucking moron.
solid 105th place beating out a total of 5 runners truly peak performance
That's the absolute least amount of Parmesan I've seen on spaghet. More is required.
I like how fruit slowly and steadely bounds with him, you can see growth of trust and its beutiful
Grayfruit is the master at the SLICK% category of speedrunning
You may have just created an entire new genre of lets play/speedrunning that is incredibly entertaining - please do one for Dark Souls I beg you! Get a DS speed runner (like idk Lobos?) to help you speedrun DS
So that's two other people who share my tendency to overdose on cheese when eating pasta.
There's a repeat glitch I pulled off with toilet guy on the Waiter level. If you use Jake, (best mask) you can throw a gun at him, like an assault rifle, and the weapon he drops will have the active ammo count of the former weapon. Say he has a shotgun and you threw an assault rifle? Boom, 24 shells ready to fire.
Half of Snowfats’ dialogue:
Hey, can you do me a favor and __________. It would really help me out.
Easy time save is bringing all the groceries in one trip
THE FRUIT: *makes speedrun video on Hotline Miami*
Video: *is longer than THE FRUIT’S previous video on Hotline Miami*
it's like simon says with this dude, when he says "do me a favor" it's legit advice
10:41 was I the only one who found it funny that they just straight up kidnapped the dude?
ngl I was half expecting to open the pastebin and just see like one thing, like they added something or changed something in the second game that just made it objectively worse and that was the one thing that was written there
In some ways I think it's better that it's an actual list lol
2:32 actually, it says "Unavailable"
My dad played this game and he ALWAYS played level 13 because of the music is so lit I can't stop listening to it too!!!
I got a cool strat for your dad he can just listen to the music on TH-cam or Spotify
@@tomlenid699 I know that bruh he likes playing the game with the music not the music itself.
I headcanon that when you do the car clip, jacket just decides to take the unconscious mobster with him
i have been awaiting this since the vvvvvv speedrun
Ah yes my favourite speedrun type, the "cool thing %"
Can we get another video with Snowfats? It really helps me out.
Goddamn the soundtrack for this game slaps so hard, I love the intro song and Daisuke I fuck with it heavy
2:32 actually grayfruit that says "unavailable" :)
fun fact, in overdose on the second floor you can shoot through the yellow walls on the bottom part of the map. as far as I know that level is the only place they appear
I like how gray is so used with people fucking with him that he doesn't trust Snow at all.
Thanks for making this video, it really helps me out.
Thanks for writing this comment, it really helps me out
you made a mistake in the name of the game, you had to write: """""горячая линия: маями"""""
21:10 the most fed up STFU I heard in a while
Grayfruit when he’s not aloud to be sarcastic: *w-w-what is my purpose...?*
"I don't give a fuck about grayfruit" -Jerma985
6:04 instead of bringing home the girl, jacket brings home a bald russian mobster and the story continues exactly the same except for the fact his girlfriend is a bara russian man
holy shit. he actually did it
he became the run fast speed man
So here's a cool idea. Speedrun speedrunning of a game. Go from blind to doing the speedrun route of whatever game you can get a speedrun coach to help you with
Snowfats sounds like Lark but less wacky and more stressed out.
0:00 fruit is ripe
12:20 the fucking Vergil instinct kicking in got me
6:43
I spit out my drink. You monster.
Your ending splash says
Gyadtch?yatscht
if you do it interpret it literally
gayschlatt
Today we're watching grayfruit kill a professional speedrunners reputation by association
That opening skit was brilliant
Everyone's gangsta till the tv starts spewing out Germany
Should’ve done slick%, smh my head
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Fun fact 19:58 I died to that bullet without knowing it existed and I was, well... not happy, yeah let’s go with that
10:01 "dvd logo his way over here" lmao
"tension? more like elvension"
This channel is gonna grow.
Huh, this vid got in my recommended page, i think TH-cam is getting into its senses, this is my top fav game.
and now my thesis about how everyone is wrong and hm2 is a better speed game before getting booty banged
14:40 LIES I don't see any links to the pastebin.
It's in the description
in the description
@@deadmeme897 well now it is
Speed in the streets, runner in the sheets... What?
15:31 my mind was blown when I saw this because I haven’t seen that at all before just now. I’ve played through both games and I am now just seeing that you’re able to do that. Wonder why you aren’t able to do it in the second game.
This was bound to happen eventually
Г О Р Я Ч А Я Л И Н И Я
Best translation
Nice time chief.
Man you two are pretty much the doppio and diovalo of the speedrun community
So, Doppio doesn't realize that grayfruit does memeruns, not speedruns.
KONO DIAVOLO DA!
hotline miami 2 is basically what happens if you have the intern take the worst parts of the first game and make that the entire fuckin game
Did you know that you can beat any game in a second as long as you don't mind low percentages.
Excuse me, mr fruit, but did i hear you call that piddly excuse for an attempt to season food "an obnoxious amount of parmesan"? My dear sir, you have not SEEN an obnoxious amount of parmesan in your LIFE. You havent even seen a REASONABLE amount of parmesan before.
Gettin some big "would you kindly" vibes
Give me your vibe, grayfruit
23:42 - The cat next to spaghetti
The smoke is on fire... this really bugs me.
It really helps me out.
weatherday pfp imressive very nice
@@mates5D Grey actually recommended the album at the end of a stream and that's how I found it
@@giffkeplen2951 ayooooo
When are you speedruning math games with snowfats?
Grayfruit please Ill sell you my first born child just play Winnie the Pooh homerun derby
I've been a fan of Vlambeer for years, and since it's only like 2 people I actually know their names, so when I saw "Jan Willem Nijman" in the credits I got really confused as to why one of the Vlambeer devs was in the hotline miami credits, and then right as I looked down and saw Rami Ismail's name you fuckin read it out for me, so... thanks for being a text to speech bot for me grayfruit, i guess.
Anyways, you should check out vlambeer's games, Nuclear Throne is especially good
Y.V. GANG 4 LYFE
меня забавляет что у него "ГОРЯЧАЯ ЛИНИЯ МАЯМИ" на русском XDXDXD
Kraft parmesan does have sawdust in it...
you can do car clips even when the car is horizontal but instead of knocking the enemy down and finishing him to enter the car you gotta wait till he gets up and instant takedown him (idk what the move is called lmao)
Dark souls 3 """"""speedrun""""""?
69th fastest Hotline Miami speedrun when
I thought I was weird when I hated Hotline Miami 2, feels good to find someone who agrees.
One of the most fun gamea to speedrun.