charmander fan1 Imagine being fruit man and having a dozen people keep yelling at you to do things that he’s clearly already done. The man’s gotta make it fun for himself somehow
Fun fact about the fibonacci sequence, the game was programmed to accept when you either start at 1 or 0, so it accepts both '011235813' and '112358132' as valid answers, even though the 21 gets bisected.
@@graceiouyce584 How is this even close to top comment with like a tenth of the most liked comment? Anyway, I just made an observation for those who care. You're free to not care about the things I might find neat, I just don't see the point of replying to a 3 y/o comment with the fact that you don't care.
The chat telling him about endings they can see he already got in two different places, the posters and yellow lights... It's like if a Pokemon trainer showed you all the badges they had earned and you just responded telling them they should do all the gyms those badges belong to.
Theory: The player is an intern, and in a moment of boredom, imagines what the big red button could do on his first day on the job. The final ending is what it actually does.
The best part of this was your stubborn insistence that the things you’d already done couldn’t be done, and that you went out of your way to *sort of* do them in the wrong way to prove it was impossible. I bet you drove them all insane lmaooo
I can see where he's coming from though. As a college student you often go months without touching math, and when you come back to it, you tend to forget even the most basic things. For people who aren't in college it's even worse
@@RotatingBuffalo Lmao, teachers have lives they do too, and some are memesters on the internet. I mean shit, I know a TH-camr who is a college English professor that also dresses in drag and plays video games for TH-cam.
I've been watching grayfruit ever since he uploaded exclusively Smash memetages and I'm so glad people are taking notice of him, he's just a naturally funny guy.
@@slashdoomer Well if he takes from Vinny, he's doing it better imo. Not to be rude, but I just.. am not a fan of Vinny and don't find most of his stuff entertaining. I really adore Red Vox though, Vin definitely has a talent in making music. I just ain't a big fan of his streams.
Gotta love everyone in chat telling him how to get endings hes already gotten, as if there aren't posters in the background literally showing which ones he's already gotten
wild that this one off video of a stream that, imo, isn't even the best speedrun or playthrough of a game that grayfruit has done managed to become the #1 video.
Just wanted to let Fruit know, thought 3 years later, I caught the edit at 18:53 when you made it sound like you said "Ocean Man." Idk if anyone else noticed it, but I did. 3 years later, know that you can rest easy, knowing at least 1 person caught that joke.
"It's perfect for a VR game because you never move" These will be remembered as the dark days. As someone who has fully operational VR legs, I can't wait for you all to join me.
it's one thing to set speedrun in quotations because it's not really a speedrun, but in the end of day it ends up in the searchresults of please,don't touch anything speedruns anyway...
"The square root just gets rid of the squares" This actually made me scream in anguish because NO it does not. When you add two squares, you can't just get rid of the square root like that. Math doesn't work that way. Root of 8^2 + 3^2 is root 64+9 which is root 73. Pretty sure it's a surd, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Also, that solution, being literally 8232 rather than an actual mathematical solution was interesting.
I love how many people are willing to provide solutions but have no idea what posters stand for those solutions. You could just use your eyes and see exactly what endings he's already gotten...
I like to think that this and Control are in the same universe, this coffee machine just showed up at The Oldest House and just gives random people horrible multiple dimension experiences.
I love how he’s pretending like things don’t exist when the chat is telling him to do things he already did
charmander fan1 Imagine being fruit man and having a dozen people keep yelling at you to do things that he’s clearly already done. The man’s gotta make it fun for himself somehow
Especially because this is a game where YOU CAN SEE THE ENDINGS YOU GOT xD
@@joshleake3517 GUYS WE HAVE TO BEAT MISTY
No
Shitting on backseat gamers is every man's god-given right.
Fun fact about the fibonacci sequence, the game was programmed to accept when you either start at 1 or 0, so it accepts both '011235813' and '112358132' as valid answers, even though the 21 gets bisected.
Ok
The fact I’m seeing a comment within 24 hours of myself just saying “OK” to the top comment ima. 3 year old video is just way to funny.
@@graceiouyce584 How is this even close to top comment with like a tenth of the most liked comment? Anyway, I just made an observation for those who care. You're free to not care about the things I might find neat, I just don't see the point of replying to a 3 y/o comment with the fact that you don't care.
@@SethAbercrombylmao today is the re reccomending day, huh
9 months after the initial schism and this is still inch resting, cool observation friend :)
The chat telling him about endings they can see he already got in two different places, the posters and yellow lights...
It's like if a Pokemon trainer showed you all the badges they had earned and you just responded telling them they should do all the gyms those badges belong to.
Fax
"Dude go fight misty and koga already"
Theory: The player is an intern, and in a moment of boredom, imagines what the big red button could do on his first day on the job. The final ending is what it actually does.
I actually really like that theory!
The game is an infinite loop of one guy pressing buttons while the other one has to piss after drinking too much coffee. pure art.
Nice. I never beat the game myself because the version I got was a bit glitched. (Pirating is bad.)
but that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY
"Ah, so coffee
...
well that was less exciting than i though
Kinda sad he never got the one where you smash the button with a hammer. That one's neat.
Or the one where he waits for a while
He did. Where he fought the unborn baby? 4:55
or the one where he pressed the button
or the one where he drops the bombs
@@naplockblubba5369 there is no ending for waiting smh
when more pikmin
when a new game/port comes out
no, there’s never going to be any more Pikmin. it’s a big sad.
Wtf
Why are you here???
BERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
y'all ever just watch the full stream before the "speed run"
Yes
Yeah
yeah i love them
Ye
yup
I love how he progressively trolled the new people joining chat as they told him to do things he already did.
Grayfruit: Uploads a new """"speedrun"""'
Me: *s l i c k*
*S* *l* *i* *c* *k*
s l i c k
*s l i c K*
s l i c k
@k0h3z *s l i c k*
If you listen carefully you can hear Pythagoras rolling in his grave at 10:50
Looking for this comment, I certainty rolled on my sit lol
Everyone knows A + B = C
@@levinies2187 yeah i sure DO know 1+2=3 pal, thanks for that one!
Fuck Pythagoras, decomposed bitch.
The best part of this was your stubborn insistence that the things you’d already done couldn’t be done, and that you went out of your way to *sort of* do them in the wrong way to prove it was impossible. I bet you drove them all insane lmaooo
Don’t play the stanley parable YET!
Wait until the ultra deluxe version comes out as its going to add at least double the endings and maybe more!
Finn Wright the final version still isn’t out?! I thought everybody completed it already.
OblivionEg
It’s not really a final version.
It’s an expansion. They’re also going to add it to consoles as well
they need to add vr support imo. seems perfect for that sort of game
He should play the demo first, that has SOOOO much unique gameplay on its own.
@@aidanfuge2108 Holy shit YES that would bang
10:49
As a Math teacher, I cried.
I'm also triggered lmfao he should go back to high school he messed up a very eazy thing to do.
I can see where he's coming from though. As a college student you often go months without touching math, and when you come back to it, you tend to forget even the most basic things. For people who aren't in college it's even worse
you must be an interesting math teacher to have a pink guy profile picture
@@FreezerBurnMC yea I feel like calc 1 is going to kill me, I cant remember anything from high school
@@RotatingBuffalo Lmao, teachers have lives they do too, and some are memesters on the internet.
I mean shit, I know a TH-camr who is a college English professor that also dresses in drag and plays video games for TH-cam.
You should do a Superliminal """"Speedrun"""". Game fits perfectly for this format.
thered be a lot of "SSLLIIIIICK"s in that """"""speedrun""""""
Oh that'd be great.
Yes
just watched aliensrock play that. it's super trippy. I want to play it for myself.
let me guess
you found the game from aliensrock?
"The square root just gets rid of the squares, so it's just 8 + 3"
p a i n
I like how the backseaters could see what endings they got and didn't realize
"it's just 8 + 3 because the root gets rid of the square"
and just like that you lost all of your math/engineering inclined viewers
Pythagoras is not proud of that*
*Cries
that part fucked me up. i had to pause the video.
Y e s, a triangle with one side being 8 and the other 3 totally makes the hypotenuse 11.
If only math was that easy FeelsBadMan
I came to the comments as soon as he said that.
Nobody:
The Guide: *find the romans*
use hammer on roman empire
Use the golden ticket
The Rs
@Obama don’t care It's six words in a TH-cam comment, man, you don't have to bust out Tragedy of the Commons on my ass
@Obama don’t care Grandpa forgot to take his pills again!
It’s been years but GRYB is still embroidered directly into my neural pathways
Just so you know, the Fibonacci sequence was hinted at beneath the don’t do it note. Fibonacci’s real name is Leonardo Pisano.
Fun fact, in the yin yang ☯️ ending, the music goes in reverse as well.
grayfruit: 80% done
chat: BRO dOnt Forget to LauncH thE gAme
*slight inconvenience*
"Sorry guys, autoclicker coming out"
"The square root just gets rid of the squares"
Can't confirm, source: am square
@@Square789_
I trust you
@@Square789_ the only Boy i trust
This floor here is made out of floor
Just for the record:
Grayfruit thinks 50 clicks per second is a fast auto clicker.
Maybe the game chat go faster?
If you make it go too fast it won't register for some games
Late, but he had to lessen the clicks per second because it wouldn't register
@@shigushigu741 Thanks!
its not bad, and going much faster makes it hard to stop where you want to
I love how chat made me lose every single brain cell I've ever had just because they were begging gray to do stuff he already did
i dye when he says "I'M MAKING SHAPES, CHAT, ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?"
what colour?
@@Natoursofcourse oh my god i just noticed that. fuck voice text lol.
Grayfruit vs Pythagoras 10:50
I literally just watched the vod like an hour ago. I was like He ShOuLd MaKe A sPeEdRuN!
This is one of them channels I can see really taking off. Yous a funnyman.
I've been watching grayfruit ever since he uploaded exclusively Smash memetages and I'm so glad people are taking notice of him, he's just a naturally funny guy.
Same. I just think he takes a little too much from Vinny in terms of comedic stylings at times, but that doesn't show well in this video
You'se*
@@slashdoomer Well if he takes from Vinny, he's doing it better imo. Not to be rude, but I just.. am not a fan of Vinny and don't find most of his stuff entertaining.
I really adore Red Vox though, Vin definitely has a talent in making music. I just ain't a big fan of his streams.
@@slashdoomer no such thing as too much yot
“Damn! That made my brain wrinkle.”
VR version of this game is really amazing. It has lots of new shit and some of them are really cool.
Gotta love everyone in chat telling him how to get endings hes already gotten, as if there aren't posters in the background literally showing which ones he's already gotten
Luigi can do absolutely nothing and beat this speedrun
7:46 bogosort, activate
LMAO, It really is.
lol Comp Sci
18:53 "ocean--man" TAKE ME BY THE HAND
"bioshock"
-grayfruit 2020
This game's soundtrack has no right being as good as it is.
It has ever right
@@angryman... bong bong bing bung bung bung bing bong.
when this vid first came out the pandemic wasn't even a thing, that's wild to think about, I've followed you grayfruit for 3 years now
if i'm being honest, the screen after you kill the fetus baby has always kinda freaked me out
yea it looks like a scalpel, an embryo of some sort, and a scar. always very eerie, and it's always more creepy in puzzle games
@@burnt_fuze2281is a shrimp with shrimp eating utensils
that thing when you beat the bloody fetus is actually a fish embryo, the aliens eat fish embryos
After playing the vr version I realized how different the vr one is to the original
Alternate title: Touching literally everything. Very, very fast.
He sounded way more nasal-y back then
Actually watched the vod so I thought this was a vod of grey actually speed running this game
I’m so happy this beautiful channel is getting more and more popular. Keep going my sweet fruit
watching playthroughs of this without commentary is a good way to fall asleep
Until the Illuminati appear
Except when you get the unborn baby ending (this is a sentence I thought I would never type)
Oh yeah, gotta love that apocalyptic feel, yeah?
Everybody gangsta until Grayfruit forgets the Pythagorean theorem.
Grayfruit be uploading when I'm trying to eat my Papa Luigi™ burger, but I guess this be better.
50% Puzzle
50% Making fun of backseaters
"touch"
Don't touch
Noodles... don’t noodles
JEFFREY JELLYFISH
WAIT JEFFREY, I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU
Oh my gosh. The trolling of backseaters who don't even look to see that you've completed that ending yet is hilarious.
This is a game where you blow up a nuke within 30 seconds of gameplay
"no backseating"
backseat himself
Why does this feel so "classic internet era"
Either way its a really cool game that makes you question when your gonna die
wild that this one off video of a stream that, imo, isn't even the best speedrun or playthrough of a game that grayfruit has done managed to become the #1 video.
16:08
>he doesnt know about gay crime
So weird to have watched the stream (or the VOD in my case) and then see the edited version.
Also, slick.
Haha same
"The bottom is just 11."
Comic gold.
Honestly this pfp has to be the second most common one second to whoever is still using the oh yeah yeah one
wh
The image you get after you defeat the button creature, that thing in the center is actually a chicken embryo
There should be a category to beat this game without touching anything(A.K.A your keyboard, mouse, etc) I would definitely watch that.
How?
grayfruits robotic English accent is actually really good.
18:53 *take me by the hand*
lead me to the land
Just wanted to let Fruit know, thought 3 years later, I caught the edit at 18:53 when you made it sound like you said "Ocean Man."
Idk if anyone else noticed it, but I did.
3 years later, know that you can rest easy, knowing at least 1 person caught that joke.
1:44 that was scarily accurate to that british tts voice
He did it... He touched everything...
"The square root just gets rid of the squares"
AHHHHHHHHHH
This game always creeped me the hell out when I was really little
Still kinda creeps me out. The runes song is so ominous
The demon ghost on screen was always the spookiest bit. They would put in the pattern of red lights and then demon
"It's perfect for a VR game because you never move"
These will be remembered as the dark days. As someone who has fully operational VR legs, I can't wait for you all to join me.
bro teach me the path of light
grayfruit: the tentative title for this video was "very smart man presses buttons very smartly"
among us public players: i dont see that
Grayfruit: asks that backseating to be kept to a minimum
Chat: Use hammer on button
Just discovered this channel, I'm really liking this guy
I’m gay and I don’t backseat.
"This puzzle is customized for your specific game"
*Please, Don't Touch Anything is personalized*
A classic indeed.
bruh, i just finished watching the vod and u upload this... guess i'll watch it again
You should do a baba is you """""""""speedrun"""""""""
*i want to see ur brain melt.*
brain is melt
Brain is melt is hot
GRAYFRUIT is DEFEAT and YOU
I will like his reaction to the infinite loop
it's one thing to set speedrun in quotations because it's not really a speedrun, but in the end of day it ends up in the searchresults of please,don't touch anything speedruns anyway...
You should do DEADBOLT speedrun. underappreciated game with a bangin soundtrack
sungazer, nice
this man is Techno, if he finished college
This is a joke, pls dont hurt/kill me
"The square root just gets rid of the squares"
This actually made me scream in anguish because NO it does not. When you add two squares, you can't just get rid of the square root like that. Math doesn't work that way. Root of 8^2 + 3^2 is root 64+9 which is root 73. Pretty sure it's a surd, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Also, that solution, being literally 8232 rather than an actual mathematical solution was interesting.
Neeeeeeeeeeeeerd
If the square root actually cancelled out the squares it would basically say sqrt73 = 11, which is definitely not true. lmao
wow numbers
Congratulations, you're better at math then someone who's probably been out of University for years and is a TH-camr
Basic Bacon or maybe you're just dumb?
26:08 scared the shit out of me for name to just be said like that.
"square root gets rid of the squares right so its just 8 + 3"
me: *dies inside*
"if in parentheses it cancels out"
me: why are you doing this
Bob only asked one thing, not to touch the button. Why don't you listen to Bob?
"Backseaters are gay" sounds about right! I am both >:3
Person: YOU GOTTA GET **Ending hes already got**
Grayfruit: Your bad and you should feel bad
Hey that was me who said remember the symbols
He should have got the ending where you wait for a while
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I love that gray makes fun of tons of people in the chat who are talking about the endings he's already done
50%: making fun of someone who hasn't used that level (albeit low in the grand scheme of math) math and doing it wrong
50%: the standard stuff
why do people say he got missed a few endings? HE LITERALLY GOT THEM ALL! He got the coffee ending afterall.
OMG YES!!!!! I LOVE THIS GAME!!
Speadruners: instantly presses the button
yeet
I love how many people are willing to provide solutions but have no idea what posters stand for those solutions.
You could just use your eyes and see exactly what endings he's already gotten...
Pisano Leonardo is a pseudonym that fibonacci used.
As chat said, the sum of the previous two numbers.
18:52 “Ocean…man!” Now I got ween stuck in my head
The fact that he said he’s not a cheater after using auto clicker multiple times
🤧🤧
I like to think that this and Control are in the same universe, this coffee machine just showed up at The Oldest House and just gives random people horrible multiple dimension experiences.