ISP’s whole humor in his videos is about how insane paradox games has driven him, man’s unhinged and would not stop at just beating you, but your roommate, friends, and family
One would think Zlewikk wouldn't be able to beat Laith by just looking at them both, but I've seen Zlewikk getting no muslim'd and I KNOW that's a man that's both able and willing to kill. Dude took a -13 stabhit in an MP without blinking, not messing with that.
The man was broken with infinite shit over the years. Cool Math Games, Artillery only, even the face reveal memes at 200k subs broke him. HOI4 A-Z is enough to destroy the known universe.
With all due respect Laith, no one who was watched you two on the Masters will believe for one second any confrontation between you and Red Hawk could end in any way but you on the floor, groveling :P
TommyKay is the type of guy who claims he could easily knock you out in a fight but in reality doesn't work out for years. Gotta love him though for rocking the dad bod
Now you must do a ranking list of how sexy the Paradox TH-camrs are. Obviously you would put Red Hawk on top, but we would like to see the rest of the list.
That anecdote about you and Dankus is hilarious, like queue up the tiger growl and the glint in his eye, and then he breaks your back over his knee while shouting, "ESTORTS". But c'mon, OPB has bird bones.
I'd love to be the announcer for any of these fights... "Let's get ready to rumble! What's this? Laith has just run down the street and has started beating on a Greek guy with no warning. Similarly, Zlevikk is now pummeling an Irish minor. Each contestant is muttering something about 'build a power base' while innocent bystanders are getting mown down in the streets. Oh the humanity!"
meanwhile ISP is just jumping up and down the ring, clawing at everyones eyes, laughing like a maniac and suddenly pulls a piece of artillerly out of his pocket. how did it fit in there? its ISP, dont question it.
The biggest takeaway from this video is that there's apparently a paradox gamer vtuber out there. Idk if the world is truly ready for something like that
Tommy actually grew up in the city I went to uni to and he did so in the worst part of town. The blocks, the unemployment, and frankly the Floridaman-mindset of some people there is astounding. And I'd think he'd fight accordingly. He might have the better life he wanted, but I think he still has his past in his bones if you know what I mean.
I fear Bitter too. The suffering he goes through is super human and proves in a fight he likely could beat the entire list with one hand behind his back.
I'll be just totally honest, I think Artillery only just broke ISP. He seems perfectly nice and fun to be around in most circumstances, but I also genuinely believe he is capable and willing to just immediately snap my neck like a twig if the need arose.
Honestly, if they have children I don't think you are winning in a fight to the death. Koifish BitterSteel and TommyKay with dad strength sounds unbeatable.
9:01 I can already picture it: "Ladies and gentlemen in this video I will show you an exploit that is so op Paradox has to hot-fix it. Did you know, that you can just bring a crowbar into a boxing match as early as 2023? Pretty overpowered if you ask me."
3:53 I don't really know about this one I could see Tommy pulling out a katana and reciting his favorite anime lines before chopping Laith in half but then again he never finishes his games so he might just wound Laith before leaving so ultimately I think Laith would win but if Tommy has his editor Markoni with him Laith would be done for
Laith approaches Ludi with intention to beat him and a crowbar in his arm. Ludi, having survived growing up in Romania, sees right through and prepares himself. He opens the console and gives himself another crowbar. As they are sparring, Ludi goes on the offensive while stating it's time for ein Stackenveipen. It is very effective. Laith flees.
You can easily distract him by mentioning modern geopolitics, he'll get too busy giving out a questionable take and that's when you can give him a decisive blow
Day 4 Laith i got a really funny and pretty impossible challenge for you: Start a game of CK3 with the whole world annexed and thats it. Just try your best to keep the whole thing together.
You seem to have forgotten a point about Zlewikk. He also has a family to defend now, plus his Winged Hussar blood, it makes for a devastating combo. Good luck to you !
Sadly missing Lathland which in the way he handles maximum difficulties and modded scenarios and what not, he would probably win. Edit: BudgetMonk and IcePyre (wish he'd upload more but he has a bar to run)
Your assessment of Quarbit is spot on. You made just one mistake - you made it public that you know. And now he knows that you know... and will make steps to rectify.
I think the game you talked was called Diplomacy. A strategy based board game that revolves around making back room deals to outnumber the enemy and their allies. It's suppose to simulate how the shifting alliances in the late 19th and early 20th centuries caused a minor incident in the Balkens to quickly spread across Europe because of said alliance.
The Fact that Rimmy Downunder, Valefisk, and Drew Durnil were not included is downright criminal. They may not make much Paradox content these days but neither does GG Parker lol. That said in a fight, you absolutley lose to Rimmy cause hes built (and australian) and also to Valefisk since hes probably on crack. You would however decimate Drew Durnil, and I dont have much doubt about that
Man, Ludi grew up in Galati, that's Chicago², that guy probably had to fight dogs and run from gangs just to go to school, and deal with eastern european bullies that actually beat the shit out of you
Should've put Bokoen in the 50/50 tier cuz you need to realize that he's a Danish rat, so he'll either fight you thinking he got a chance and lose or flee/prepare for a sneak attack and win
AND ONCE MORE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENT BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO:
This is for FUN and MEMES. This is NOT SERIOUS IN ANY WAY.
FUN. AND. MEMES.
Just looking forward to the comments from all the TH-camrs. Will you share the comments?
I'm expecting a boxing match video in a week sir.
I new the tunisian-moroccan show down was gonna happen at some point and I cant wait!
To late
Then when is the Boxers of Universalis show starting?
JUST GONNA SAY THIS ONCE.....
I accept paypal and any credit card. No one has to know.
So… you’ve chosen pain…
You got that dog in you, bro?
@@TheSocialStreamers i think he does
Yes, he has indeed chosen pain. I believe in you RedHawk easy W
PAINNNNNNNNN
This is gonna be the best collab in the history of collabs
Smart, Laith. Just keeeeeep walkin'.
Yes, Sir. Absolutely, sir. You have a good day.
Greetings my Lord.
Laith would have to go through us first :D
Praise the dark lord!
ISP’s whole humor in his videos is about how insane paradox games has driven him, man’s unhinged and would not stop at just beating you, but your roommate, friends, and family
@@chase5298 where the hell is this coming from??
@@chase5298 I have never heard about any of this, nor does it seem like you have any proof. Could you please explain such wild claim in depth?
@@chase5298 mans got beef with a man that he don't know
@@chase5298 Thats a giant claim ti make without evidence.
he would eat laith alive
Can confirm Laith has survived against the cats before
😳
🤔
It was a close thing man, I still can’t sleep at night.
tommy would put me bottom 💀
I’m going to keep it real and never disagree with you, chief.
No shot, you'd just give him a penance stare like ghost rider.
Easy Dankus W
Do you know what 'L' stands for in Laith?
pls no
This is genius
zlewikk does have a W in it, just saying.
One would think Zlewikk wouldn't be able to beat Laith by just looking at them both, but I've seen Zlewikk getting no muslim'd and I KNOW that's a man that's both able and willing to kill. Dude took a -13 stabhit in an MP without blinking, not messing with that.
Wait, what does the "Z" in Zlewikk stand for then?
Shame Drew Durnil stopped “playing” paradox games. He would win any fight just by observing.
Lmao
Yeah i miss the best NPC
"Would you look at that, they all beat each other to death...this is some wacky AI"
Bro can observe a punch from a mile
The AI observer
The artillery only challenge obviously broke iSorrow in a way that makes him unbeatable.
Dude is fucking deranged
We did that to him lmao.
he thinks the fight IS an artillery only challenge!!
No need to touch Laith, just sent a text message on the phone and an heavy artillery would shoot Laith into smithereens in a few seconds
The man was broken with infinite shit over the years. Cool Math Games, Artillery only, even the face reveal memes at 200k subs broke him. HOI4 A-Z is enough to destroy the known universe.
For context, I'm 193cm and 114kg. Do with that what you will :)
MAN IS BIG
if you're a fatso 0 muscles, I'll give to laith
if you are the norf fc ultra unit, you win
if you are body builder, you'll stackwipe laith
simple as
But are you Tunisian?
@@saintwumples4403 you got me there
But do you have a crowbar
ISP's been emotionally drained for years (artillery only). He'd have nothing left to lose in a fight. I'd fear him.
With all due respect Laith, no one who was watched you two on the Masters will believe for one second any confrontation between you and Red Hawk could end in any way but you on the floor, groveling :P
whats that?
PAIN
In all honesty, he IS a Bond villain after all
So true
Dude's a mafia boss, he's got the odss heavily on his side. I'm sure he can do an A to Z of names of people he has put an hit on
TommyKay is the type of guy who claims he could easily knock you out in a fight but in reality doesn't work out for years. Gotta love him though for rocking the dad bod
he was in the german military for a bit though, and he is a pretty decent sized guy. i would think he would do better than 50/50.
Young Dommygay would probably beat him but today he is too fat
@@suspicious241 exactly
@@suspicious241 that's true, to be fair laith doesn't look very intimidating either
At least he has a very strong back after carrying hoi4 eSports all by himself all this time
ISP would brain you with an ice pick while scream-laughing "YOU GET IT? DO YOU GET IT?!"
First he would distract him with a rat.
Omg. Braun just materializes infront of laith with a fuckin rat
I have no idea how Braun would be able to carry Bo, but ok. @@losisansgaming2628
@@HDreamer he would just distract with a rat. Didn't say he would carry bo
I guess you're not in on the ratkoen meme then. ;) @@losisansgaming2628
I'd fear fighting OPB, man has the stamina to talk for 50 mins about a vicky 3 update without pausing.
he just released an hour long ck3 video lol
@@apollothehuman7 literally came here from that video lol, the update looks dope.
@@dragonstory15 I’m really excited, personally it’s my favorite paradox game rn, and this is gonna make it way more in-depth and fun!!!
For some reason I feel like he would be capable of hiring a hitman, I don't know why, it's just something that crossed my mind
Bro would talk you into getting yourself drunk on Bavarian beer and would then knock you out cold just with the power of coercion
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Ludi is pretty muscular and he does have that Romanian trickery and tragic backstory going for him.
Just imagine him say it’s time to snackle doop you as he clocks you.
He's also a pilot so he'd fight you on a high altitude ring to get the advantage
Hed also put on his ancient form and suck our boy dry ! *pause !
Clearly I'm not listed because it'd be too embarassing to lose to me... right? Right? 😢
That’s the ultimate place on the tier list
Laiths barber is in the I fear them category
Now you must do a ranking list of how sexy the Paradox TH-camrs are.
Obviously you would put Red Hawk on top, but we would like to see the rest of the list.
Laith himself is the sexiest one, Chewy second, RedHawk third
Is this redhawks alt?
Laith... Do you honestly think you'd survive a real life ludi strat?
There's just no way, Ludi's a menace :V
Ludi's Romanian. He'd just pickpocket the win.
All he needs to do is bribe Ludi with his wallet and Laith will be fine
lol
1. Stab him
2. Runaway with his wallet
3. Buy a gun
4. Steal more wallets
You cannot defeat the vtuber uprising. We are inevitable
yeah, Montu "the PNG-tuber" approb.
Do people see what I mean yet?
@@maxterhex Papa Montu is the only acceptable V-Tuber
Xeno Scum v tuber >>>> anime girl v tuber
And that says a lot...xenos being xenos
A
Post arms !
@@TheSocialStreamers The loyal vassals shall swarm you
Drew Durnil would probably love to moderate the fight
But only for 10 minutes and 1 second
That anecdote about you and Dankus is hilarious, like queue up the tiger growl and the glint in his eye, and then he breaks your back over his knee while shouting, "ESTORTS". But c'mon, OPB has bird bones.
Laith, I laughed so hard when I saw your reaction to us knocking Denmark out and keeping Tunisia out. Cheers from 🇦🇺, love your content.
Thanks! I hate you.
Laith don’t want no smoke 😤
This is verifiable information.
@@TheSocialStreamers double cited and peer reviewed
I'm not sure who would 😅
Bittersteel shows up with his gloves already prepared, further adding to why he’d probably win against laith
I'd love to be the announcer for any of these fights... "Let's get ready to rumble! What's this? Laith has just run down the street and has started beating on a Greek guy with no warning. Similarly, Zlevikk is now pummeling an Irish minor. Each contestant is muttering something about 'build a power base' while innocent bystanders are getting mown down in the streets. Oh the humanity!"
Zlevvik (sp. my bad) would be cursing about tax metas!
meanwhile ISP is just jumping up and down the ring, clawing at everyones eyes, laughing like a maniac and suddenly pulls a piece of artillerly out of his pocket. how did it fit in there? its ISP, dont question it.
ISP is crazy…like a crazy person.
I think he’s got this one in the bag.
Signed by a Gravy Timmy
*A singular Gravy Timmy - We are a army
He'd eat him alive. Deranged
I’ll take my 5 seconds of fame 😂
This would be very epic indeed
But mister General, where is the promised fight 🤔, nah I'm just joking XD
A factor you failed to consider is that Montu is a new father and would fight as such and he'd also probably just hit you with a rock.
Spiff is even the tier above "Fear"... I mean he just outsmarts the game to outsmart you. No one can win vs such a tea drinker
Alzabo is a poet and an artist, it doesn't matter what happens in the ring! The final edit will show that he won and he did it in Iambic Pentameter.
Dude isp is certified insane. He played March on eagles and made a to z series on hoi4.
He would eat laith alive.
The biggest takeaway from this video is that there's apparently a paradox gamer vtuber out there. Idk if the world is truly ready for something like that
Honestly my thoughts exactly
Considering how many people use the Waifu Universalis mod, I think the world is VERY ready for that
Tommy actually grew up in the city I went to uni to and he did so in the worst part of town. The blocks, the unemployment, and frankly the Floridaman-mindset of some people there is astounding. And I'd think he'd fight accordingly. He might have the better life he wanted, but I think he still has his past in his bones if you know what I mean.
I fear Bitter too. The suffering he goes through is super human and proves in a fight he likely could beat the entire list with one hand behind his back.
How could you beat The Red Hawk in a fight? He's a supervillain.
He got that gamma ray ready for use
I'll be just totally honest, I think Artillery only just broke ISP. He seems perfectly nice and fun to be around in most circumstances, but I also genuinely believe he is capable and willing to just immediately snap my neck like a twig if the need arose.
Honestly, if they have children I don't think you are winning in a fight to the death. Koifish BitterSteel and TommyKay with dad strength sounds unbeatable.
ISP's mental state has become so unhinged, he has become indestructible. Fear is the only thing I would feel standing opposing him in a fight.
This has been really useful to find paradox TH-camrs.
AlzaboHD would win the mental game, with his Paradox Map game rhymes.
Welcome strategy gaming enthusiasts, today we will be breaking some necks in just a few secs. Make that kung fu make that ow-oo
Canadians have a lifetime of bottled up rage to unleash. They can only use this power a limited number of times, but it is terrifying.
The Americans fucked around and the white house found out.
"Did I break yer neck, eh? How abot I say I'm sorry, IS THAT OK? AM I APOLOGISED, AM I... oh god what have e done, eh? I'm so sorry oh god"
Léo major, all canadians in ww1. yeah i think so too
9:01 I can already picture it: "Ladies and gentlemen in this video I will show you an exploit that is so op Paradox has to hot-fix it. Did you know, that you can just bring a crowbar into a boxing match as early as 2023? Pretty overpowered if you ask me."
Underrated comment
Dankus is the kind of guy to win the boxing match without even punching once.
ESPORTSSS!!!
You were just too scared to put me on the tier list.💪💪💪💪💪
3:53 I don't really know about this one I could see Tommy pulling out a katana and reciting his favorite anime lines before chopping Laith in half but then again he never finishes his games so he might just wound Laith before leaving so ultimately I think Laith would win but if Tommy has his editor Markoni with him Laith would be done for
Laith approaches Ludi with intention to beat him and a crowbar in his arm. Ludi, having survived growing up in Romania, sees right through and prepares himself. He opens the console and gives himself another crowbar. As they are sparring, Ludi goes on the offensive while stating it's time for ein Stackenveipen. It is very effective. Laith flees.
You forget tommykay has spent years in China, he must know karate of some sorts.
Wasn’t he also in the military?
German's have mandatory miltitary service, and he was stationed there so yes, pretty sure TK got him
You can easily distract him by mentioning modern geopolitics, he'll get too busy giving out a questionable take and that's when you can give him a decisive blow
Day 4
Laith i got a really funny and pretty impossible challenge for you:
Start a game of CK3 with the whole world annexed and thats it. Just try your best to keep the whole thing together.
Already did it mate
@@TheSocialStreamers damn, i thought i have came up with some genuis idea
Maybe other games like EU4?
I’m so happy you mention your Pravusgaming, I love him, thanks to him I see EU4 after his Japan campaign 4+ years ago.
Edit: Not part of his cult, FYI
IMPERIALISM
Not a part of the cult, for now.
Redhawk just wouldn't stop fighting because he seems to like... Pain.
I like Laith's new haircut. It reminds me of Commander Worf from Star Trek, which make think he could put on a sash and beat people up.
Haha, i really enjoyed this concept. Zlewikk would probably trample you with a hussar horse charge tho.
ISP is that guy that's he's just built different like that
Laith lookin' rough with that middle part... 💀
Yeah I was hoping he'd address that lmao
Red Hawk can trap James Bond but not beat you?
The best scenario is beating him while he is saying his evil plan like all the Bond villains do.
You seem to have forgotten a point about Zlewikk. He also has a family to defend now, plus his Winged Hussar blood, it makes for a devastating combo. Good luck to you !
Drew Durnil would just observe the fights.
Sadly missing Lathland which in the way he handles maximum difficulties and modded scenarios and what not, he would probably win.
Edit: BudgetMonk and IcePyre (wish he'd upload more but he has a bar to run)
Budgetmonk is the kind of guy who would fold and run away while screaming about his natural European Racial Supremacy ^TM
this is exactly the type of content I am subscribed for. Your historical facts to add flavour? nah. comedy? nah. physical prowess? oh hellll yeah.
Your assessment of Quarbit is spot on. You made just one mistake - you made it public that you know. And now he knows that you know... and will make steps to rectify.
chewyshoot and chewbert are like different personalities or twin brothers, two faces of the same man
the absolute watcher of worlds, Drew Durnil, the brushman, didnt appear, tha'ts surprising
I don't know what the hell this video is but I enjoyed every millisecond of it.
U should fear Tommy Kay, former army man, hoi hard player, the most dangerous species
I think the game you talked was called Diplomacy. A strategy based board game that revolves around making back room deals to outnumber the enemy and their allies. It's suppose to simulate how the shifting alliances in the late 19th and early 20th centuries caused a minor incident in the Balkens to quickly spread across Europe because of said alliance.
The beginning
Laith: First of all this video is just for fun
The others Paradox TH-camrs: We'll see
Ludi's romanian. He probably had to fight stray dogs as a kid to get a pretzel
I actually think tommykay is dangerous, those hoi4 achievements take a toll on your sanity, in a fight I think he'd be quite unpredictable
I started watching paradox games b/c of prauvus. And you are right, you'd beat him up but you'd lose too in the end
the ultimate tier list
Alexander the rambles embraces his chonks power and roundhouse kicks laith to oblivion
The image of AlzaboHD narrating during the fight is such afunny image though.
TommyK was in the military and has that unhinged manic buff nerd energy
The Fact that Rimmy Downunder, Valefisk, and Drew Durnil were not included is downright criminal. They may not make much Paradox content these days but neither does GG Parker lol.
That said in a fight, you absolutley lose to Rimmy cause hes built (and australian) and also to Valefisk since hes probably on crack. You would however decimate Drew Durnil, and I dont have much doubt about that
Also Arumba, Lambert, Shenryyr
Drew durnil has a sniper tho.
Drew durnil is buffed and will know what he will do before he does it because he already observed him
@@Yahli20 he knows every weak point of him
vale would be the same as ISP because while he doesn't play this much paradox they are both batshit insane
Tbh ... thank you for this tier list, because there are lots of people I never heard of
Red Hawk vs. Laith will be extremely lopsided. Red Hawk would just call his minions to completely destroy Laith.
I like OPB but I cannot imagine him being in a physical confrontation and not shattering like porcelain
Maybe u should play the hunger games simulator with PDX creators. Would be kinda funny to see
Classic Drew Durnil vs Laith is the fight i need to see
Man, Ludi grew up in Galati, that's Chicago², that guy probably had to fight dogs and run from gangs just to go to school, and deal with eastern european bullies that actually beat the shit out of you
Laith got that dawg in em, he is underestimating his Berber heritage
Redhawk is literally doctor Robotnik he has goons.
Bo literally has two muscles and they are his jaw muscles.
I would love to see you make a tier list about boxing youtubers
I think Ludi would do his romanian signature move and steal the win from u 😂
I would genuinely love to see laith box another influencer
Boxing? I'm disappointed you need to show them how the British do it and shank them
Clearly not included because he knows I'd win
I’m not even going to try to step in that ring
Should've put Bokoen in the 50/50 tier cuz you need to realize that he's a Danish rat, so he'll either fight you thinking he got a chance and lose or flee/prepare for a sneak attack and win
All this in his GuP anime girl uniform
ISP is just a force to be feared.
Not even a man; a force
Pravus has a cult of every age
Map gamer boxing when?
Bokoen would propably surrender after 6 hours so you just have to survive that long
At 7:20 Laith I think is trying to describe Twilight Imperium
This is good, now do Smash or Pass, same subjects
I was gonna ask about Radio Res, but then I remembered doesn't do videos anymore.