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i realize the quality is bad. so i'm turning off the monetization.
Source :
【DUOLINGO MATH】SERUNYA BELAJAR MATEMATIKA! AYO TONTON STREAM INI dan bantu aku
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Kobo Ch. :
/ @kobokanaeru
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These are the corrections. Please correct me if I'm wrong
0:00 "To be honest, I think that this stream won't energize you, but instead makes you more tired because in this stream you guys are gonna help me to learn math"
0:16 "This stream worries me because people are gonna know your genius, Kobo"
0:21 "Better to not stream"
0:28 "Okay, be careful (dipendekin soalnya udh tau ap yg diomongin). Be sure to come back (G tau ini kesalahan atau ga, tpi 'come' dan 'back' itu beda artinya dari 'comeback')
0:30 "If you don't, I'll break down the door of the toilet and expose you there"
0:36 Itu 'teacher' bisa diganti 'Miss'. Rasanya lebih sesuai
0:40 "No bullying!"
0:46 "Miss, I pooped my pants" (Kan g mungkin bilang "Miss, I shit my pants" ke guru jadi bilangnya 'pooped' trus juga Kobo bilang 'poop' daripada 'shit'. Consistency is key)
0:54 "Even your friends are sick of smelling it"
0:56 "I'm explaining here, don't make me mad"
1:02 "Math is not something you should be worrying about..."
1:11 "Miss, if I buy 14 burgers ('s' di 'burger'nya mana bapak wkkwkw), I can round it off to 10, right?"
1:16 "You think you're funny?" (soalnya yg bikin lucu itu yg donate bukan topiknya)
1:19 "It's a different case ('a' nya ketinggalan)
1:22 "Sorry, I just arrived, Miss, my cat was giving birth." (harus pake past tense abis 'just')
1:27 "Excuses, excuses, Bayu Wira" (bukan koreksi tpi masukan dari aku sih)
1:29 "You said your father WAS giving birth"
1:30 "Now IT'S your cat"
1:35 "Don't make excuses. I'm familiar with those lame excuses"
1:37 "Miss" (gantiin lagi daripda 'teacher")
1:37 "It's still a while"
1:46 "Good thing you're our class's top ranker, so I'm fine with whatever excuse you have"
1:52 "Miss, I'm bored. I'm going to an internet cafe"
1:55 "Yeah, go ahead and leave. Pick up streaming while you're at it, but can you be successful?"
2:00 "Pay attention if you want to be successful"
2:02 'teacher' diganti ke 'miss'
2:07 "Miss, permission to play games first"
2:08 "No, games are not allowed in my class!"
2:11 "Miss, when will you resign"
2:16 "you piss me off" (g pake usah pake 'ed')
2:17 "Miss, how come we can't buy snacks first?"
2:20 "Do you think YOU'RE watching a movie? We are currently STUDYING here"
2:27 "OUT! Get out! Stand up and go to Starbucks..."
2:35 "Denis is playing Clash of Clans in the back"
2:40 "How many time have I said to you"
2:43 "Wait for the whole guild"
2:45 "I also want to join for War"
2:47 "Why are you doing it alone?"
2:51 "Samsul's eating in the back"
2:58 "There's a thied..." (lupa 'a')
3:00 "You think I'm a cop not a teacher?"
3:01 'What the hell is my real job then?"
3:03 "Here is $1. Give me good grades, ok teach?" (memperbaiki satu dolar kwwkwk)
3:13 "Give more and then we can talk"
3:20 "Saipul is conducting a satanic ritual..." (lupa 'a' lagi kwwkwk)
3:29 & 3:34 "Why ARE my students like this?"
3:41 "So, tell me!"
3:44 "What else do you need from our school"
3:52 "There's a time and place for everything"
I fixed a lot of things I thought were wrong, my gosh
gw ga bisa bahasa inggris, tapi gw tau translate-an di video kurang tepat
Makasih banyak masukannya bang
Up
@@arisuch8225 Jng tersinggung ya bang, buat pembelajaran aja biar ke depannya makin GG
( I've fixed a lot of things that i thought was wrong, my gosh)
Im just correcting your correction there.
He doesn’t get yelled at for playing games in class, he got yelled at for starting the Clash War without inviting her to the guild first. Truly a progressive teacher
I have had at least two teachers who were *obsessed* with that game. Honestly, wouldn't be surprised.
@@twopunchman9598 thats true, in my clan, the biggest clan donation is my teacher ,and every time after school he says "dont forget to request troops before attacking warclash" but he passed away 4 years ago 😢 rest in peace pak bayu 😢😢
@@Kudasama ngomong apa kamu? saya masih hidup 🗿
Pak bayunya nongol😂
@@bayknight03 ritual satanicnya berhasil
It started as a regular if surprisingly bizzare class headed by a slightly unscrupulous teacher then it devolved to an insane hellscape full of mass possessions, dark magic rituals and otherworldly beings in the back of the class.
Average school experience here then
all of the possesed student got mutilated by school disciplinary in the end of the stream
We should make anime or games about this class
Which is par for the course for Indonesian schools. I've witnessed at least one possession event happening every year of my school. 😂
I waiting for the fanart of it LOL
So this is why holoID has comedian as one of the requirements for their talents
I have good laugh
What ur mean, holoid are idol branch, where that comedian come from 🤡
🤣🤣🤣
@@aryabaditz3092hah maksud lu apa dah. Ya emang bener si, tapi siapa yang tau kalau syarat sebagai pembawa komedi itu ada. Gw ga bela orang di atas, cuma lu terlalu strike anjir kek sepuh
This stream is a diamond mine
We have:
Someone doing satanic ritual
Demon chilling on the corner
Some dude s*it their pants
Bullying
Dude straight playing CoC
There's even canteen on the back
Some student got abducted into autopsy room
The security guy got his pants stolen
The Conseling teacher straight up serial killer
The football field somehow become graveyard
There's also Spiderman on the wall
Just what the hell happen in here LMAO
Nothing is strange,EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
No.. EVERYTHING IS CHAOS
NO, everything is FINE.
EVERYTHING IS RANDOM🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nothing wrong
This is 100% normal schooldays at SEA
This stream suppose to be a boring stream, but with all back up from viewers this stream become more worth
Exactly
Kobos viewer is very funny
2:09 "Teacher, when you resign" I can't stop imagining this to happen IRL
1:57 literally her job as comedian
The most funny thing is, theres a streamer that said "this class is boring, imma go to the cafeteria" and the chat told kobo to check said streamer stream where he really set the background of his stream into a freakin school cafeteria
Streamer tier S (Schizo)
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Who's? Give me the student sause pls
Source : 02:33:12
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Streamer Skizo
@@haroharoid his TH-cam name is NapLive. He has a couple of nicknames such as napking, but his viewers would often call him bang Al (the rough translation is "bro Al" in English)
This guy is a streamer on the rise recently. Don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean that he is unpopular in the past, he is kind of popular, because he started one of the really big trends of indo TikTok, but he became consistently popular last year. The reason for this popularity stems from his creative interaction with his viewers. Many times his viewers would send him donation along with a clip from TH-cam (mediashare) and his mood is completely dependent on the types of video that his viewers send to him along with a donation. One notable gimmick that he created, which is his MOST popular gimmick, is the fact that he always pretending that Zeta is his wife/girlfriend. He made this gimmick probably to poke fun at vtuber fans that are always fantasizing about vtubers being their girlfriend. This made him REALLY popular, even within the ID vtuber community itself.
His gimmick is clearly a joke of course. A good portion of his fans is a vtuber fan and they knew that he was just being ironic. The ID bros also knew that he was just being ironic and often ID clippers would clip him and laugh and appreciate his jokes. Everyone is pretty much okay with his jokes, well maybe except for one guy, Lord Theo. I'm not gonna tell you the details of the drama, but pretty much this guy was just a fanatic vtuber fan and everyone made fun of him, including KOBO herself and a couple of other vtubers.
And talking about Kobo, fun fact: both Kobo and NapLive are actually best friends, in fact, Kobo is a fan of his. In one of her streams Kobo admits that the style of her humor is heavily influenced by people that she watches and she specified NapLive in that statement.
The banter between NapLive and Kobo is some of the funniest thing I've ever watched and both side of the fandom REALLY wants to see a collab between both of them. Sadly, their friendship and interaction was not known at all outside of Indonesia because no one really clips them. It's a shame because their banter is really fun to watch. It's probably because of the language barrier and the amount of inside jokes that can't really be properly translated to English, but I still hope that one day someone would makes a clip of their banter
*HOLOLIVE Advanced Nurturing High School*
EN branches : Roasting class.
JP branches : YABE class.
ID branches : Comedy class.
Which class do u want to, students?
🗿
JP for me.
JV for me🗿
JP class turned into JAV class
what a deal
Hiburan setiap hari, ID class
When the kusogaki is the responsible one in the classroom, you know it's a monkey house. 🤣
Don't forget about that one student that played voodoo doll in back and made 3 of his friends got possessed hahahaha
Menit keberapa
Didn't saipul also turned into spiderman?
Translating gorengan into burger has same energy with brock from pokemon 4kids dub said onigiri as donuts 😂
lol true, could've gone with fritters but 14 burgers, damn
Is fritters common EN words?
Biasa gorengan translate jadi friend Snack ga bisa ya karena kepanjangan
Seriously I can't get that joke.
Can someone explain 1:08
@@yasoya7642 i don't get the jokes to bro, it just funny translation for me :v
@@yasoya7642 School canteen in ID is like a mini restaurant and the system is basically you order or take the food first then pay. When the canteen is crowded, the cashier didn't note what u eat and it requires the honesty of the student. The SC is role playing as bad student asking to Kobo is it okay to round the amount and say he ate 10 burger even though he actually ate 14.
I'm not sure how to explain the joke well but I hope it help u guys.
This somehow give nostalgic feeling when I was in primary school, if you don't finish your homework you sit on floor outside class and finish your homework.
Poor saipul, he clearly don't have friend, back in my day all boys in my class do satanic ritual together at the back of classroom
but definitely he has fiend
Thing is, he definitely use his friends as a sacrifice 🤣
outdonesian probably thinking we're just joking but i shit you not i remember back in my day some kid actually do playing jaelangkung in the back of school field lol. no wonder we had so many possession case in high school lol.
@@momogi618 it's always thrilling when someone got possessed, we even almost got one teacher possessed at a podium, lol
@@antokarman2064 funny thing is one of my friend who work is boy schout have a camping trip and a lot of student got posses it was chaos and the bon fire is canceld this happend a few days ago
I dit not join the trip because i thout it was going to be boring but daam i wish i hade come i wanna see the chaos
We need animation ver of this..LOL saipul doing ritual in class...dayum 😂
this was such a fun stream! you missed the part when teacher Kobo asked the class which one of them are satanists? and the whole class yelled me! me ! me! lmaooo
LMAOOOO
Kobo hair instantly turn into holy water
0:58 cutest moment
A normal day at class math teacher kobo
i wanna join this class, funny af
Don't, someone will use You as sacrifice to the Satan, Demon or the monster inside her classroom🤣🤣🤣
Cute and funny 😭
@@farthurf.5221 CUNNY
@@silentspongebob5248 UNSPEAKABLE spawn 🤣
@@farthurf.5221 a.k.a cunny
"marah nih agrrrr 😠" she's so cuteeee whose baby is this 🥺💖
the south east asian classroom experience
Thank God for translating clippers, this stream seems so fun! Wish I knew Indonesian, but unfortunately have programming and other languages to learn first
the translation was terrible tbh
learn java :) most of indonesian speak java, so you will got both benefitt
Learn Java script
but we understood what's going on, I was trying the auto translation and it was awful@@dharmapratama.i9487
The way she speak matematica* is exactly the same we speak in Portuguese, I'm impressed
yes, in Indonesia we call it ”matematika”
I'm sure we got it from Dutch
well you guys came here in the 1500
a quick trivia for portuguese fellas: your ancestors used to came to East part of Indonesia in 16th century for spreading Catholic Rome belief. They mostly did this in Moluccas Islands. That's why most people in eastern Indonesia today are Catholic.
Just like "boneca" we call it "boneka"
Dude, Ollie should have Kobo for one of her math tutoring streams
And i thought Kobo was funny enough, this fanbase is gold www
Kobo's fanbase has a deep lore: From calling themselves as Kobokerz (shiterz) and ends up some of them splitting up because they want to bully Kobo rather than supporting her, the splitter called themselves as Cebokerz (Ass Wiperz)...
@@dpseven375 awokwok 🤣
1:40 kobo realize about her mistake when off collab in Moona House LMAO
😆😆😆😆
why is it more funnier than indonesian comedy tv show lol
Yg Luh tonton acaranya gak ada Andre, Wendi, Surya, and the gang. Yah jadi gak lucu 😂
@@siregar7792 gg lucu itu orang menurut gw..yg lucu menurut gw si vincent ama desta.. tretan ama boris
stundents at the back of the class are always insane bro 😭
Why perform a satanic ritual when your teacher is the demon king? You're just going to end up summoning an assistant teacher.
Summon Ragus
It would be certainly a loud class if she is the teacher. Whether she's teaching, angry or just talking she's so hyperactive hahaha.
The teacher more hyper than students 😂
@@yasoya7642 It's the students' turn to have their energy drained from the Teacher's Hyperactiveness.
Lmao, this class is so wild
00:59 personal timestamp
Dude gots to participate in that CoC war unless he wants to get kicked XD
If kobo teaches ishiyama students :
A fellow oga tatsumi enjoyer I see.
Lol if it's ishiyama, ipul is probably furuichi calling his demon with tissues.
@@user-df5is8jy6n lol.
🤣 Kobo as the chaotic teacher trying to rule over her EVEN MORE CHAOTIC class is amazing! True comedian!
as an actual high school math teacher , it’s not inaccurate; ganbatte water shaman
It is inaccurate in actual ID school too. But the randomness of SC is actual how ID joking around
and then one of the students got possessed LOL
Best teacher be like
saipul become saiton😂😂
Sasuga kobokers and cebokers
Truly comedians...!!
"How many times have I told you, don't poop in your pants"
What is going ON over in ID
I kinda want to write background lines for a school show or something where the teacher consistently gets called away to deal with escalating nonsense, but matching the chaos with their own.
Student: "Miss, Angela is summoning demons again!"
Teacher: ANGELA! IF I HAVE TO EXORCISE YOU AGAIN I'M GOING TO BRAND YOU WITH A CRUCIFIX!
If you're a teacher who teach religion in Rural place in SEA i believe exorcising is a must skill set to be one, not because some ritual but some ghost here is a lil bit spicy
Student: Miss, Barry turned himself into a frog!
Teacher: BARRY! I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN TAKING DETAILED NOTES ON YOUR SCIENTIFIC PROCESS OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUCK LIKE THAT FOREVER!
@@Axius27 I'm reminded of Harry Potter, lol 😂
@@siregar7792 A wizard version would probably be more weary.
Student: Professor, Thorpe drank the transformation potion. He's a cat now.
Thorpe: Meow...
Professor: Of course he did. There's always one. Don't worry, all I need to do is brew a counter-potion and... Thorpe, why are all your ingredient jars unlabelled and empty?
Thorpe: Meow.
Student: I saw him washing those earlier, professor.
Professor: Of course he did, it'd be too much to ask for him to commit to being lazy, wouldn't it? There isn't even a trace of what you put in it. (long sigh) It's fine, there are only... sixteen different potions that can turn a human into a cat. I guess I'll have to try them all. You, take Thorpe to the nurse's office. Everyone else, I know we were suppose to review chapter 11 today, but I'm going to need at least 30 litres of Transfiguration Solution brewed to fix Thorpe. Work on that for the rest of class, I'll be in the storeroom.
Professor: And for the love of god, do not drink raw Transfiguration Solution. It'll calcify your skin and fill your blood with sodium peroxide.
Xd
As Indonesian, this is just another regular school day situations...especially with the hauntings and rituals.
I see nothing wrong in this stream. This is just your average Indonesian class
Comedy transcends language!!
ty for translation!!
People who don't get the eat burger joke, it something, us indonesian student mischievous thing at cafeteria. Let say, i ate 12 cookies but tell the cafetaria lady that i only ate 8 cookies or maybe less than that. So basically, pay less eat more lol no honestly its thievery 😂
within a minute it became apparent that kobo is a teacher for the special ed class.
Next line is "Who is doing Satanic Ritual in this class?"
Also all stundent " YES WE ARE!!!!"
Waiting for animation this stream 😂
omg yesss. the superchat itself is chaotic, imagine when it's animated. w
ohh i can't wait for that...
Yes...agree
Oh this is going to be wild
Someone tag the creator
Kobo : Stream duolingo Math
Also Kobo at debut stream : who's the crazy people who loves math??
Time change, also people😅
Kobo : "Math is fun"
Everyone : c o n f u s e d
Duolingo is branching off into maths now? Is it, like, teaching how various things are called in maths, or actually trying to teach maths itself
3:23
"Saipul! Istighfar Saipuuuuul!"
LMFAO
Jadi inget dulu banget jaman SD ada yg kasih tau guru kalo gw gak bawa buku tulis buat catatan IPS. Jadi gw pake belakangnya buku tulis IPA.
Lah si guru ngomel. Gw bilang "kan belakangnya masih kosong, bu, pulang tinggal di tempel ke buku tulis IPS." Lah dibilang kurang ajar, berani lawan balik kata guru.
guru tuh kadang ada yang egonya gede gamau keliatan salah di depan banyak muridnya jadi kaya gitu dah
Ga ga ga lu emang kurang ajar
Awkwkwkw lu kurang ajar
Mending lu kaya gitu, lah gw 1 buku semua mata pelajaran gw catet. 🤣
Gw blg aja, mending saya Bu nyatet dari pada sebelah saya nyatet aja kaga di papan tulis. 😂
@@Ribetsekali semestinya begini, tapi akhirnya tetep berdiri diluar kelas wkwkwk
Math class roleplay, Ollie would be so proud of Kobo xD
Wait we can't play game? Not even Valorant?
*"You think I can be bribed... Too small!"* Kobo always has the perfect comedic reaction 🤣
From Saipul to SAITON
GTK.
Great Teacher Kobo
Man... Their voices.
I feel old
Malah roleplay
Please do it again class stream like this kobo
The teacher reflects the students.
Shall we have another class like this with Kobo again?
She's so funny!
Ipul want Choco sensei to notice him
_I want kobo become my private teacher 🥰😭😳_
Don't, you will only be given a special lesson on how to loot
Istighfar saipul got me ahahaha
Y'all Forgot She's A Demon Lord Rain Shaman, What You Guys Expect
Bro really made that mistake, shouldve told the whole guild to be ready first before going to war, now they are going to lose because hes the only one online. And geez, shouldve done the ritual outside the class, its going to mess up the vibe of the class if you do it inside.
when a kusogaki become a teacher
Saipul: "What? I just had to hand in an assignment to Choco Sensei..."
Yeah, summoning one of Choco Sensei's retainers is more beneficial since they are Succubus 😂 lol
Best class 2023
Just another normal day in koboland
She's my biology teacher FR in indonesia class
1:07 what more make this clip fun AF and make my lung so hurt so much is when "Gorengan" become BURGER!? here WTFCK! as indonesian it's so funny XD thanks for the clip btw.
We need HoloTeacher rn 😭🤣👍🏻
This is not school
This is kindergartens
There's also one guy who got circumcised with a Machete by his friend during the class.
i like how it wasn't the first time Burhan shit his pants in class
But he just tried to summon Choco-sensei! To save Kobo.
My elementary school days...
I am already laughing at that thumbnail
Lucu banget astga pinter km iish ngeditnya🤣 semangat terus y
Based teacher
True math
Paguyuban kelas cepu bu kobo
Buat part 2 nya bang risu..
kurang AC buk wkwkkwkw
just some ol night classes
In the back of her class was basicaly an amusement park
For non Indonesian viewer,
Kobo referring herself with 'Bu" or "Ibuk" which translate like 'Madam" in English, some of her student also call her "Buk"
Indonesian like referring themselves in third person when they speak to someone older or younger for politeness
More like, miss
Ipulll.. saipullll... Come here... Lol
Hello my twin goodluck
2:35 dontol in action
sanest class in school
Murid 001 : bu ini 15 ribu rupiah, kasi saya nilai bagus
Kobo: kamu ingat saya senang disuap! Kurang, tambahin lagi baru boleh bincang
Me: lahh guru apakah ini🗿🗿
Saipul summoning towa for help
The heck saipul
Hahahah i Can't 😂 😂
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Bang lu effort banget translate in satu satu wkwkwk
Bagus lah
Mantap
1:08
"Teacher,if i buy 14 BURGER"
Indonesian be like:"Gorengan are not burger,is fries"!!! 🤦
WTF satanuc ritual😭😭😭