RFK Jr.'s Brain-Eating Worm & Kristi Noem's Disastrous Book Tour | The Daily Show

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  • Jordan Klepper dives into Governor Kristi Noem's disastrous PR attempt to clean up her book revelations about shooting a puppy and meeting Kim Jong Un, and RFK Jr.'s medical scare with a parasitic brain worm. Plus, Desi Lydic may or may not have fallen prey to RFK Jr.'s worm army. #DailyShow #KristiNoem #RFKJr #JordanKlepper
    00:00 - Kristi Noem’s Disastrous PR Attempts
    04:33 - RFK Jr.’s Brain-Eating Worm Scare
    07:11 - Desi Lydic Weighs in on RFK Jr.’s Medical Scare
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  • @scottmwilhelms2437
    @scottmwilhelms2437 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1310

    "When I became aware" is Republican for "When I got caught"

    • @EricLackner
      @EricLackner 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      Ding, ding, ding!!!! Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

      I need to add that to the list of term translations alongside:
      "Indoctrination" = "Education"
      "Satanism" = "Science/Evolution"
      "Religious Freedom" = "Christian Theocracy"
      "Religious Theocracy" = "The presence (in any capacity) of any religion other than Christianity"
      etc.

    • @mpoharper
      @mpoharper 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Just unaware of common decency!

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      @TheTaintedWisdom I would also add, "Sexualization" which his essentially acknowledging the existence of non-straight people

    • @joelwexler
      @joelwexler 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Beautiful!

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1286

    "Until Trump does it" was hilarious, because it's so very true.

    • @rdelrosso1973
      @rdelrosso1973 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And if Trump had a worm in his Brain, it would probably IMPROVE how it functions!

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      I suspect that Kristi Noem is not out of the running at all. Trump likes this stuff, though he may be jealous of all the attention she is getting.

    • @Matt_with_2Ts
      @Matt_with_2Ts 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      @@marcpeterson1092 Plus, she reminds him of his daughter.

    • @deimosvoralius2988
      @deimosvoralius2988 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I suddenly feel I should buy a bunch of copies of that time magazine edition, skyrocket the price, and just wait till republicans start trying to force it on themselves as their new fetish to normalize and appease him.

    • @danielmatheus6620
      @danielmatheus6620 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Nah... She's too old for him ^^

  • @jimtokheim1422
    @jimtokheim1422 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +148

    No one, except our local news (Kelo in Sioux Falls), has even brought up the question about her "being involved in policy" for 30 years. She's 52, has only been in any elected position for 17 years. So, she claims she's been involved in policy making since she was 22? That math doesn't math.

    • @annwilliams6438
      @annwilliams6438 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Family policy? Nip tuck policy? Hair colour policy?

    • @rjmeeks4152
      @rjmeeks4152 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Politicians: You wanna obsess about details...

    • @douglasboyle6544
      @douglasboyle6544 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      She met Kim Jong Un on Spring Break 2001 Miami Beach, That's why she doesn't want to talk about it, he was under age and she was buying him Zimas

    • @jimtokheim1422
      @jimtokheim1422 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@douglasboyle6544 😂😂😂 brilliant!

    • @Livingtheinvisiblelife
      @Livingtheinvisiblelife 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@douglasboyle6544god that’s hilarious😂😂😂

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +149

    “I can’t think of another news story that would push that out…” My sides are hurting from the immediate cut to the RFK Jr worm affair.

    • @michaelsotomayor5001
      @michaelsotomayor5001 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Kramer!

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @michaelsotomayor5001 Yeah, and a shot from one of my favorite Seinfeld eps, The Scofflaw.

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@michaelsotomayor5001 Yup. I idolize that man!

  • @russh6414
    @russh6414 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1449

    Kristi Noem is making Sarah Palin cringe

    • @penguinista
      @penguinista 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

      I can see Sarah Palin cringing from my front porch.

    • @troyallen8223
      @troyallen8223 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      ​@@penguinista Haaaaaa 👍🏼😉😁🤣

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Also MTG

    • @abedint1
      @abedint1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      So surreal, Sarah Palin seems quaint now with all these equally unqualified sadists trying to out-cruel eachother to get in on that sweet, sweet MAGA money

    • @ttcc5273
      @ttcc5273 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      Sarah Palin can see Russia’s gravel pit from her house!

  • @Peter_S_
    @Peter_S_ 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +915

    The worm died of malnutrition.

    • @sammymarcy6029
      @sammymarcy6029 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      That worm must be a cannibal

    • @jeanneratterman
      @jeanneratterman 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      👏😆👍

    • @saar144
      @saar144 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      From food poisoning, more likely

    • @sammymarcy6029
      @sammymarcy6029 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@saar144 the worm must have been a cannibal

    • @edwardallenthree
      @edwardallenthree 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Which is really too bad. Losing a little bit of brain to the worm is bad, but having a dead worm in your brain, that's really bad. Both for the brain and for the worm, peace be upon him.

  • @johndemaria9408
    @johndemaria9408 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

    Is insanity a qualification for politics these days.

    • @bokhans
      @bokhans 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      In GOP yes, the list is endless.

    • @stevencooke1027
      @stevencooke1027 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      In the GOP, it\s a minimum requirement.

    • @twopartiesoneoligarchy5608
      @twopartiesoneoligarchy5608 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      BIDEN, DEBATE RFK. Let's see whose brain is working better. This is disgusting propaganda focused on keeping the DNC/RNC in power.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No, it's just that republican voters just don't care if they see it anymore so long as the candidate reads from the same tired list of conservative b1tching talking points about owning the libs.

    • @chelseaclerke3582
      @chelseaclerke3582 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It is for MAGA politicians.

  • @Neilleeds
    @Neilleeds 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    I’m not gonna discuss my meetings with world leaders . Just gonna write about it in my book falsely

    • @topherdean1024
      @topherdean1024 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🤣

    • @lovetafrank7852
      @lovetafrank7852 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That would be the only thing that would keep shitler from choosing her because she called his boyfriend a tiny tyrant.

  • @zeroreyortsed3624
    @zeroreyortsed3624 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +658

    "I've got worms for brains. Not s*** for brains." Has to be one of the best things I've heard all year 😂.

    • @brianwest2775
      @brianwest2775 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      That skit started slow but then got great.

    • @vannshuttleworth4738
      @vannshuttleworth4738 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      It was a Chef's Kiss!

    • @joshmartin125
      @joshmartin125 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I totally agree!

    • @inevitablesuccess6319
      @inevitablesuccess6319 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @thomxAristy
      @thomxAristy 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You have s*** for brains if you think Biden can debate Kennedy and win. What’s odd is that you support a brain dead candidate, who can’t do interviews and still have the gall to imply you are the smart one. 😂😂

  • @myhalflifecrisis
    @myhalflifecrisis 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +749

    Just when you think 💭 US politics could not get any more bizarre and embarrassing

    • @brianwest2775
      @brianwest2775 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      I have fact-checked so many stories that I thought "that can't be true" and then discover that they are true. :(

    • @benfischer6303
      @benfischer6303 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      I just love it. But just a foreigner, as an American I don't think I could handle it.

    • @DJMarcO138
      @DJMarcO138 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      At least they're amusing if you nurture a healthy, sick sense of humor.

    • @avedic
      @avedic 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I've never thought that....to be honest.

    • @kathleenroberts6931
      @kathleenroberts6931 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cruelty is their currency & violence is their vice 😡 Vonshitsinpants will choose Noem.

  • @GeekGamer666
    @GeekGamer666 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    "Did you wanna talk about something else?" "Nope, you can leave now."

    • @andyghkfilm2287
      @andyghkfilm2287 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      “Why would I want to talk about anything else…?”

    • @topherdean1024
      @topherdean1024 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🤣

  • @RainbowRandolf
    @RainbowRandolf 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    Klepper killed it with this story. Great segment transition.

    • @davidnewell3232
      @davidnewell3232 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Klepper killed it? Which, the puppy or the worm?

  • @shannonheadley4422
    @shannonheadley4422 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +173

    How are these not headlines from The Onion

    • @serjeantpepper2986
      @serjeantpepper2986 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BRAGS ABOUT BRAINWORMS
      VP-FRONTRUNNER BRAGS ABOUT KILLING PUPPIES
      ADULT FILM ACTRESS TESTIFIES AGAINST FORMER PRESIDENT IN HUSH MONEY ELECTION INTERFERENCE SCANDAL
      how do you even satirize this stuff?

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      It really is scary that nowadays, you can't tell if something is satire or real because so much of the world has gone insane.

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Poor The Onion… Will have to file for bankruptcy soon

    • @CraniumOnEmpty
      @CraniumOnEmpty 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They probably were at one point or another. Now they just are things that happen.

  • @2Bluzin
    @2Bluzin 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    I am older than RFK. I know where he got that idea. There is an old black and white series called the Night Gallery (Earwig episode) where a worm enters a man's head through his ear while he is sleeping. Starts acting strange and in the end they discover the worm that entered his ear, also laid eggs.

    • @EndPoliticalCorruption
      @EndPoliticalCorruption 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Oh, cool; wasn't aware. I was thinking of the brain slugs from _Futurama,_ or the ep "Parasites Lost."

    • @topherdean1024
      @topherdean1024 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And of course, the idea for that Night Gallery episode was the result of recent discoveries of parasitic organisms in our brains, such as toxoplasmosis, which is now being studied as a possible contributor to schizophrenia.

    • @finfineau
      @finfineau 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      unless we're talking about the one Khan pushed in poor Chekov's ear canal. Note that i suspect without watching the video that they're ridiculing RFK to make Biden sound sentient. Poopoo mouth comedians defending the Democrats... at least they don't pretend to be leftists anymore

  • @michaelbuehler3897
    @michaelbuehler3897 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    This election is going to be a cluster**** with these types of people.

  • @NyxOleander
    @NyxOleander 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +781

    I’m surprised RFK JR didn’t claim the worm was implanted through a vaccine.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

      But that would imply that he took a vaccine.

    • @edwardallenthree
      @edwardallenthree 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      No, it came from eating raw pork.

    • @unspoken7704
      @unspoken7704 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Why not, thats not his schtick.

    • @unspoken7704
      @unspoken7704 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@kingjamos2422 These bots don't get it

    • @anadoripanther3196
      @anadoripanther3196 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      don't give him any ideas

  • @craigstahl1874
    @craigstahl1874 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +612

    Noem's brainworms are still free range.

    • @poutinenator
      @poutinenator 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      So do Eileen Cannon's.

    • @eileennovak1656
      @eileennovak1656 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      that's all we need to know

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Her editor was a variegated ficus.

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      There's a lot of them in the gravel pit and 😢

    • @jackrabbitping
      @jackrabbitping 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes somehow a gun range too, jesus christ what a nut job.

  • @heidivaliev3706
    @heidivaliev3706 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Jordan Klepper is one of the most hysterical dudes on TV. Smart, funny, quick-witted... I love you dude!😂

  • @DonaldLancon
    @DonaldLancon 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    4:00 "I'm not going to discuss about my meetings with world leaders." Wow… *that* was pathetic.

  • @chrisstratton8443
    @chrisstratton8443 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +192

    Nome was 22 thirty years ago, and had a newborn......she hasn't been 'making policy' for 30 years....the lies flow so easy.

    • @terrimitchell5616
      @terrimitchell5616 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Nor did she shoot Cricket 20 years ago. Unless they let newborns ride the school bus.

    • @cogitorium1089
      @cogitorium1089 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Okay I hate to be hatin' on women's looks, but are you really telling me this woman is in her 50s? By her looks I assumed at least Madonna's age

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ⁠@@terrimitchell5616Her kids are 28, 26, and 23 - of course 8 and 6 year olds ride the school bus 🙄

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@cogitorium1089 She's had work done ... to look like Melania.

    • @aubrey1633
      @aubrey1633 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They know their base isn't that bright. Look at their leader. Trump contradicts himself all the time and continuously lies.

  • @ikerockwell
    @ikerockwell 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +347

    Every cable news anchor: Did you meet Kim Jong Un?
    Noem: i traveled the world and the seven seas...everybody's looking for something. Some of them want to use you...

    • @tealsquare
      @tealsquare 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      "Many many leaders" 😂😂😂

    • @AnnaMariaWolf
      @AnnaMariaWolf 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Meanwhile in a NY court 'Don't mess with a missionary man...'

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      😂😂😂

    • @angelikalindenau943
      @angelikalindenau943 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      One of my all-time favourites. Even made the kindest old parish priests smile when I quoted it to him who had spent his life listening to the stories that drove people to seek consolation from this porthole to their faith (and whose company I cherished, for his wicked sense of humour)

    • @ross-carlson
      @ross-carlson 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      "And some of them want to be abused" - sure does explain Trump supporters, huh? Wanting to be abused?

  • @danweyant4909
    @danweyant4909 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    "I'm not going to answer your question. " -- "Then howabout you get the heck out of our studio?"

    • @lovetafrank7852
      @lovetafrank7852 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yah she accepts going on just to talk over them saying the exact same thing.

  • @technogeek8594
    @technogeek8594 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Hahaha “She loved the last 2 minutes of Ole Yeller”

  • @cal8354
    @cal8354 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +218

    She called little children tyrants.

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Imagine HER teaching children??? Yikes.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Honestly that's the truest, most honest thing she said

    • @luellaheetderks9311
      @luellaheetderks9311 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sociopath

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I've had brief interactions with kids, young'uns. Early enough in life to know that NO WAY was I going to go through that. You know when something makes you feel 'mental.'
      I chose peace and luxury vacations. ❤

    • @troyallen8223
      @troyallen8223 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That's insane...

  • @jbuster9
    @jbuster9 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +447

    This entire segment was GOLD. Jordan was channeling Colbert with his reading of the hilarious "He's legally a thermometer" line. Desi's 'worms for brain' line -- also hilarious. And major props to Elizabeth Vargas for respectfully telling Noem "you didn't answer my question." 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

    • @mikeyeee
      @mikeyeee 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just read this after posting my comment. Colbert is not funny, and you just proved my point, the thermometer joke was a bad joke, and the pause to try and get more laughter was.. cringe

    • @kalipw0210
      @kalipw0210 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      ​@@mikeyeeeIntelligence and humor. You can't have one without the other.

    • @dantheman332
      @dantheman332 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      ​@mikeyeee you have no sense of humor my son

    • @MiddleAgedGeek
      @MiddleAgedGeek 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      @@mikeyeee Intelligence and sense of humor is not requisite to join the MAGA club.

    • @jbuster9
      @jbuster9 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@mikeyeee he paused because it got a big laugh, silly goose

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This is a GLORIOUS time to be a comedy news show.

  • @Monika-mh2je
    @Monika-mh2je 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    If 20 years ago someone telling us ,this people will the presidential candidates with all this package, we would say: nooo way.😂

    • @anograsek
      @anograsek 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They make Tiger King look normal in comparison...

  • @SirAedryn
    @SirAedryn 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +116

    "Legally a thermometer" was entirely unexpected.

  • @philipstanco6011
    @philipstanco6011 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +283

    How come Republicans refuse to answer the question that was asked?

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      What's the upside?

    • @ray.shoesmith
      @ray.shoesmith 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

      Because their only 2 choices are to either avoid the question or admit to lying

    • @philipstanco6011
      @philipstanco6011 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@ray.shoesmith Well, there you are right.

    • @los447
      @los447 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      Because they're liars. Liars always hide/dodge the truth.

    • @dennisstashek9653
      @dennisstashek9653 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      You would have to be maga to understand, I am told from that big strong guy with tears running down his face 😂😂😂

  • @Maya_Pinion
    @Maya_Pinion 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +150

    Puppy-
    Smelly goat-
    Three family horses--
    Whos next? Gramps?

    • @EricLackner
      @EricLackner 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Who's next???
      America.

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Gramps died when they had a "covid spreader party to own the libs."

    • @gregwilliams3120
      @gregwilliams3120 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      "Gramps was attacking livestock, so, out to the gravel pit for him!"

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Actually 6 horses!

    • @catseye1009
      @catseye1009 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😅gramps?

  • @Brownyman
    @Brownyman 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Oh, so we aren’t ruled by lizard people, but by worm people 😂

  • @bradkent8303
    @bradkent8303 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    "He's legally a thermometer." is the best one-liner.

    • @TecKnoChoCoLaTe
      @TecKnoChoCoLaTe 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I literally did a spit take! I was not expecting that punchline lol

  • @yvonnetomenga5726
    @yvonnetomenga5726 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +271

    "He's legally a thermometer." 😂😂😂

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      That one got me 🤣

    • @mermaid10x
      @mermaid10x 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Me too!

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      °F or °C

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@JZsBFF F because 'Murrica uses FREEDOM UNITS

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +179

    Sad to hear the worm starved to death.

    • @jackiechristian-di6sy
      @jackiechristian-di6sy 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Ive been seeing all your comments lately and you're funny! I think your logo is very distinctive.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      i doubt that's what's on the coroner's report ...

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@thehellyousay did you think ms noem killed it?

    • @thomxAristy
      @thomxAristy 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That’s what happened to Bidens. Yet you support a brain dead president

  • @tommytwotacos8106
    @tommytwotacos8106 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    chef's kiss to whoever wrote the thermometer joke.

  • @camionbrowne8914
    @camionbrowne8914 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I swear this woman makes Sarah Palin look like a genius

  • @avanm420
    @avanm420 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    Noem has a creepy cold stare. 👽

    • @isocarboxazid
      @isocarboxazid 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      what else would you expect from a dog killer, come on now lol

    • @colleen2778
      @colleen2778 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      They call that the sociopath stare 😬

    • @77Creation
      @77Creation 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@colleen2778 She's a psychopath. There is a difference.

    • @RyouShi98
      @RyouShi98 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Reminds me of Other Mother from Coraline

    • @billthecat129
      @billthecat129 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Psychopaths have the same stare

  • @brucybabyy7355
    @brucybabyy7355 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +225

    what a goldmine for late night...

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      ...when the jokes write themselves week 😂

    • @Beth-zg6gb
      @Beth-zg6gb 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      The GOP and DJT write the jokes every week! 🌊🇺🇸💙

    • @seanmccuen6970
      @seanmccuen6970 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Beth-zg6gb no lie. fkn' asinine clowns (and that's being polite).

    • @soliniv1411
      @soliniv1411 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      It is the golden age of late night, so much material 😂

    • @duyanhpham9227
      @duyanhpham9227 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The only thing he made great again was late night comedy

  • @rowleyma
    @rowleyma 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    From Axios regarding RFK Jr. (5/8/2024): The most common type of neuroparasitosis ... is caused by larvae of the pork tapeworm, which is what infectious disease experts and neurosurgeons ... said Kennedy might have had in his brain. People generally develop neurocysticercosis by swallowing microscopic pork tapeworm eggs passed in the feces of a person who has an intestinal tapeworm, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. A common method for spreading the tapeworm is when a person who has one doesn't wash their hands properly and prepares food that is eaten by others.
    This November, please think about your choices. Thank you!

    • @ebethlouise2201
      @ebethlouise2201 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      And wash your hands!

    • @Helios--
      @Helios-- 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Most of the "choices" available do the bidding of AIPAC and other lobbyists/special interest groups lol

  • @PassiveAgressive319
    @PassiveAgressive319 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Best line ever Desi! Chefs kiss👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @jaydoggy9043
    @jaydoggy9043 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +169

    It's not that this is the best that America has to offer. The problem is that the best that America has to offer have more fulfilling lives, and they don't get into politics. The political positions then, are becoming increasingly filled with.... people like this.

    • @craven5328
      @craven5328 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      As Douglas Adam's said:
      "The major problem-one of the major problems, for there are several-one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
      To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
      To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

    • @MengzisDisciple
      @MengzisDisciple 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The problem is after billionaires took over both parties (Neoliberalism--Trickle Down), they have made it only those supported by billionaires can win an election. Look at the job they did on Bernie Sanders--Hillary told the DNC if she wasn't the candidate there wouldn't be any donations coming from wealthy benefactors, so they fed her the answers beforehand for debates and the media crucified him.

    • @DammikaW48474
      @DammikaW48474 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      And then... there were Presidents like Barak Obama and John F. Kennedy too.

    • @BigSmiley0TV
      @BigSmiley0TV 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@craven5328yes great quote, and have long felt that the first to say they want the job should be the first we exclude. Perhaps, it should be a bit more like jury duty and we then vote out of a pool of 12 or so, that don't want the job but are forced of legal civic duty

    • @EricLackner
      @EricLackner 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Which is increasingly filled more and more by those who are savvy with social media, and not public policy.

  • @wisconsinfarmer4742
    @wisconsinfarmer4742 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +108

    Palin also made claims about meeting with world leaders that suddenly got vague.

    • @reknown123
      @reknown123 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      it was in her autobiography "nailin palin"

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@reknown123 R's love pretty faces with no brain.

    • @rdelrosso1973
      @rdelrosso1973 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      And Palin said she reads "EVERY" Newspaper ("ALL of them"), but could not name ONE!

    • @EricLackner
      @EricLackner 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      TBF, she could almost see Russia from her balcony.... if she squinted real hard, and imagined quite a bit...

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@rdelrosso1973 come on every one knows that "Every Newspaper" and "All of them" are premiere news publications with the best journalists.

  • @muninns760
    @muninns760 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This was great. Especially since I rewatched Invasion of the Body Snatchers over the weekend. Perfect timing.

  • @MsThebeMoon
    @MsThebeMoon 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I don't know, Klepper. Comedy Central just needs to give you the main hosting gig. I love your delivery. Cracked up all through this. Kodos to the writers too.

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +154

    "I have cognitive problems, clearly"
    We already knew that dude 🙄

  • @avedic
    @avedic 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    LOL!
    Jordan's inconsolably exasperated *_"WHAT?!?"_* at 4:59 absolutely floored me.
    I honestly don't think he was overacting there.
    That was absolutely the appropriate reaction. Reality really is that unhinged. This HAS to be a simulation.

  • @pwvincil
    @pwvincil 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Every election year I am disappointed how ridiculous our options are and every 4 years, they get worse.

  • @jonsmith7659
    @jonsmith7659 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I’m surprised he didn’t blame vaccines for the worm.

  • @Pxtl
    @Pxtl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    When Noem says "did you want to talk about something else today?" It sounds as much like a threat as it does like a request. Like "I will storm out and blackball you right now if you don't drop this."

    • @stinew358
      @stinew358 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She has a face full of Botox. Who knows what she was feeling

    • @DonoVideoProductions
      @DonoVideoProductions 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yep. I wish Elizabeth, and all reporters faced with stonewalling of this sort, would simply say, "No. If you're not going to answer the questions I have, then we're done." Who cares if she comes back? All she does is lie anyway.

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +132

    "I shot a dog once, did you hear about that?" 😂😂😂

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      "yes, but were talking about your audiobook recording." 🤣

    • @ingridakerblom7577
      @ingridakerblom7577 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Maga! 😂

    • @br0dy32
      @br0dy32 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That was the best line 😅

  • @paul0008ws
    @paul0008ws 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Amazing team like always great job guys and gal .

  • @shannonhess7640
    @shannonhess7640 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Jordan, you nailed it like always!

  • @andrewstahl2274
    @andrewstahl2274 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    This is the most coverage I’ve ever seen South Dakota get on TV! And I’m from there!

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And it’s such a positive and heartwarming story too!

  • @Veltemaster
    @Veltemaster 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    Incredible how they act when they are in denial

    • @EricLackner
      @EricLackner 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lying isn't the way into Trump's VP heart of hearts -- completely doubling down over and over in the face of the lie is the way.

  • @chadctaylor
    @chadctaylor 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    How do we live in this distopia?

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Drugs? And cat videos?

  • @joshuaohuka7719
    @joshuaohuka7719 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The touching eyeballs but was gold...

  • @deborahchandler1815
    @deborahchandler1815 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

    I LOVED that line, I have worms for brains not $hit for brains, laughed sooooo hard !

  • @Drew-bc7zj
    @Drew-bc7zj 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    I think RFK's exwifes lawyer needs to drag him back to court since he's now saying there was NO cognitive decline. 🤑

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yeah but in this case "saying there was NO cognitive decline" is likely a symptom of his cognitive decline.

    • @Drew-bc7zj
      @Drew-bc7zj 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@IceWolfLoki "Your honor, I would like to call the worm to the stand to testify..."

    • @sfdntk
      @sfdntk 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @user-mw1lh9ed5uda comrade, we are regular people from US state and we say vote for worm in brain guy

  • @janinepera8338
    @janinepera8338 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Polluted water caused high mercury in fish. I am glad RFK Jr brought this to our attention and fought to clean our waterways.

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Nah, mercury in fish has been known about for years, if not decades. He's just repeating old news.

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@markwilson4374 So basically, he's taking other people's research, and repackaging it as his own (while railing against science that he disagrees with), which is what I was saying in the first place. And judging by another comment of yours, it appears your anti-vax belief is the ACTUAL reason you support him. Yeah, you're that predictable...

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@markwilson4374 You do realize I can see your anti-vax comments, simply by clicking on your username, right?

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@markwilson4374 You posted RFK Jr's anti-vax remarks, alluding to vaccines not being thoroughly vetted. He has yet to prove his beliefs that vaccines cause autism, yet he continues promoting the idea, blaming the media for his own inability to prove his own claims.
      By the way: Calm down. We all have our own lives to live. Not everyone has the time of day, waiting around to argue with anti-vaxxers.

  • @Styphon
    @Styphon 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Give some credit where it is due - Futurama's Brain Slugs

  • @CampffireZ
    @CampffireZ 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    Jordan, I remember the story you did when you went to an NRA convention and included some clips from a speech Noem made. I’m sure you remember it- at age ten, she and her dad were hunting and camping; near dark, dad sent her, on horseback, back to their campsite. Alone, in the dark. *Thinking she was being followed by a bear.* She didn’t find out until much later that it was her dad following her, “making bear noises.”
    I believe she told the story to prove to that roomful of the nuttiest of all the gun nuts that, from a young age, she learned how to be tough and brave. That she was brought up to be a rugged, gun-totin,’ horseback-ridin’ outdoors… person.
    It just made me feel sorry for her. I’m a woman, and I could hear in her voice when she told that story that she was still traumatized by the memory. But, modern conservative women must either be subservient tradwives OR “alpha male” personalities in women’s bodies. Not that they’re trans, OH CHRIST NO NOT THAT! She grew up without ever being allowed to talk about how scared she was that night, nor about any other “softness” or “weakness.” She isn’t even aware that that’s what’s been bothering her for her entire life. It’s no wonder she is the way she is.

    • @sundayhinojosa8114
      @sundayhinojosa8114 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      You mean all EFFF'D UP! 😵‍💫😵🤪

    • @raphaellavictoria01
      @raphaellavictoria01 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hmm🤔Nah. She's just a psychopath proud of her psychopathic daddy.

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      What a sadistic parent! To emulate a danger instead of training to feel secure, is deplorable

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Now we know where she got her sociopathic genes.

    • @hannahschneyder6651
      @hannahschneyder6651 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      It's either that, or that story was completely made up as well.

  • @thegags
    @thegags 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +151

    “I’m missing parts of my brain. Vote for me!”

    • @unspoken7704
      @unspoken7704 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Biden? is that you?

    • @ladym1991
      @ladym1991 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      👏👏😂🏆🥇🪱🧠

    • @los447
      @los447 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Clearly it's dUMP.

    • @Patriot-Eaglehead
      @Patriot-Eaglehead 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Trump? Is that you?

    • @angelikalindenau943
      @angelikalindenau943 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Must-have t-shirt!

  • @emfguy6281
    @emfguy6281 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    RFK Jr.
    It's time.

  • @jonlonoff4303
    @jonlonoff4303 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    She and George Santos should write a book together. Grifters.

  • @whatiwasgoingtosay
    @whatiwasgoingtosay 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    The Noem story is fun. It’s a throwback to when we cared about politicians lying.

    • @agathac6187
      @agathac6187 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She reminds me of Santos.

  • @joshmartin125
    @joshmartin125 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +108

    Desi’s line at the end was the best. “I said I have worms for brains, not 💩for brains!”. 😆😂🤣(I clearly should have read the comments before beating a dead horse down here)

    • @bubbawilliams
      @bubbawilliams 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It's a great line

    • @Sarcasticron
      @Sarcasticron 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      It's okay to say something nice more than once. We need more Desi, so preach it to the algorhythm!

    • @twopartiesoneoligarchy5608
      @twopartiesoneoligarchy5608 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      BIDEN, DEBATE RFK. Let's see whose brain is working better. This is disgusting propaganda focused on keeping the DNC/RNC in power.

    • @jcdlovetron
      @jcdlovetron 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      At least you didn’t shoot the horse.

  • @squeezleprime308
    @squeezleprime308 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "he's legally a thermometer" - killed it!

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @michaela4941
    @michaela4941 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    absolutely unreal week for Jordan to be hosting 😭👏🏼

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    No Going Back? She wishes she could go back.

  • @rolopolo66
    @rolopolo66 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This explains a lot.

  • @fallfestivities486
    @fallfestivities486 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you, Jordon

  • @b.l.fisher8230
    @b.l.fisher8230 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    We are truly living in the lead-up to Mad Max times...

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Haven't we always been?

  • @desviro-besouros
    @desviro-besouros 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Oh, my... you guys killed it with this whole segment. Perfect.

  • @sharonneal8643
    @sharonneal8643 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love you Jordan Klepper!! You make the news more funny than we can imagine. Keep it up. Glad you are hosting the show!!!!!

  • @johnmermigas
    @johnmermigas 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "About the dog" hilarious Stewart Varney...

  • @zksharpe2370
    @zksharpe2370 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Klepper & Lydic awesome

  • @zksharpe2370
    @zksharpe2370 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    Eating their own

    • @JB-lp9xr
      @JB-lp9xr 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The worms?

    • @davidguelette7036
      @davidguelette7036 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      An obviously poor diet.

  • @dragonryder
    @dragonryder 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Brilliant Jordan. Thank you.

  • @michaeldames5731
    @michaeldames5731 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You are the best Jordan!!! You should be the next full-time host!!!

  • @oapster7963
    @oapster7963 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    What a terrible day to have ears!

  • @ray.shoesmith
    @ray.shoesmith 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    That worm would have been easy to find, it would have been the only thing in there

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It died from loneliness 😅

  • @a_boundless_plangency
    @a_boundless_plangency 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    More Desi!! The Daily Show is killing it lately btw

  • @Ken-rq3yl
    @Ken-rq3yl 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jordan Klepper should be the host of the Daily Show.

  • @pysvtfa4
    @pysvtfa4 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    I love it when Jordan has the desk.

  • @antonomaseapophasis5142
    @antonomaseapophasis5142 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    One of the most epic Daily’s ever!

  • @paulpulati9613
    @paulpulati9613 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Brilliant, Jordan…and all the D.S. Team! Wake up, America…please…..

  • @vividimaginer
    @vividimaginer 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    this is the best daily show segment in a looooong time

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    My condolences go out to the family of that worm.

    • @angelikalindenau943
      @angelikalindenau943 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      What about thoughts and prayers for the cruelty of where it happened?

  • @seanmatal2383
    @seanmatal2383 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Youd think that Ivermectin would have cleared that up!

    • @sundayhinojosa8114
      @sundayhinojosa8114 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or a straight up shot of bleach Trump style. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Blue.

  • @insainraven9875
    @insainraven9875 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I want Jordan to be the host of the daily show. He has such a similar vibe Jon it just works.

  • @mdogzino
    @mdogzino 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I've watched this 5 times already and I can't stop.

  • @catherinepraus8635
    @catherinepraus8635 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    If anyone one on the planet hasn’t heard about this they live under a rock when people show you who they are believe them the first time

  • @Chasmodius
    @Chasmodius 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    "Walk without rhythm: it won't attract the worm."
    (technically that was in reference to sand worms from _Dune,_ but it was either that or a _Star Trek II_ reference, and _Dune_ is in right now)

    • @genericamerican7574
      @genericamerican7574 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think Star Trek II was referencing dune.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or to "Weapon of Choice" by Fat Boy Slim.

    • @TooSlowTube
      @TooSlowTube 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't forget Stargate, and the goa'uld. RFK Jr could have been the next pharaoh.

  • @rparadkar
    @rparadkar 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Make Jordan Klepper the permanent host. 👍🏼

  • @AX1D3NTPR0N3
    @AX1D3NTPR0N3 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Anyone else getting Futurama vibes?

  • @STRANDENGER42
    @STRANDENGER42 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    Can we make Jordan the permanent host already?!

    • @saar144
      @saar144 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Or better, they should bring back The Opposition

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      But then we don't get the Lydic weeks. I can give up Costa and even Chieng but not Lydic.

    • @eileennovak1656
      @eileennovak1656 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Clearly! So obvious it's ridiculous.

    • @billthecat129
      @billthecat129 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Nope....white, male, straight....never gonna happen

    • @HH-mw4sq
      @HH-mw4sq 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Why? Dulcé Sloan, Leslie Jones, Desi Lydic, Ronny Chieng, Michael Costa, John Leguizamo, and Hasan Minaj have all been great hosts. TDS would be better off rotating these talented people while they can. Each one brings their unique approach to hosting TDS, and we the audience are the better for it.

  • @mndrew1
    @mndrew1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    "Brain worms" was basically the free space on everyone's Election 2024 bingo card.

  • @Rhand75
    @Rhand75 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jordan Klepper, Ronny Cheng, Mike Kosta, and Desi Lydic are all amazing, and deserve a raise. The rest not so much. Well excluding Jon Stewart of course, we treasure every moment he's on the Daily show.

  • @chrislewis4606
    @chrislewis4606 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The gross thing is that this is probably bumping sales for the book.