RFK Jr.'s Brain-Eating Worm & Kristi Noem's Disastrous Book Tour | The Daily Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 พ.ค. 2024
- Jordan Klepper dives into Governor Kristi Noem's disastrous PR attempt to clean up her book revelations about shooting a puppy and meeting Kim Jong Un, and RFK Jr.'s medical scare with a parasitic brain worm. Plus, Desi Lydic may or may not have fallen prey to RFK Jr.'s worm army. #DailyShow #KristiNoem #RFKJr #JordanKlepper
00:00 - Kristi Noem’s Disastrous PR Attempts
04:33 - RFK Jr.’s Brain-Eating Worm Scare
07:11 - Desi Lydic Weighs in on RFK Jr.’s Medical Scare
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"When I became aware" is Republican for "When I got caught"
Ding, ding, ding!!!! Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!
I need to add that to the list of term translations alongside:
"Indoctrination" = "Education"
"Satanism" = "Science/Evolution"
"Religious Freedom" = "Christian Theocracy"
"Religious Theocracy" = "The presence (in any capacity) of any religion other than Christianity"
etc.
Just unaware of common decency!
@TheTaintedWisdom I would also add, "Sexualization" which his essentially acknowledging the existence of non-straight people
Beautiful!
"Until Trump does it" was hilarious, because it's so very true.
And if Trump had a worm in his Brain, it would probably IMPROVE how it functions!
I suspect that Kristi Noem is not out of the running at all. Trump likes this stuff, though he may be jealous of all the attention she is getting.
@@marcpeterson1092 Plus, she reminds him of his daughter.
I suddenly feel I should buy a bunch of copies of that time magazine edition, skyrocket the price, and just wait till republicans start trying to force it on themselves as their new fetish to normalize and appease him.
Nah... She's too old for him ^^
No one, except our local news (Kelo in Sioux Falls), has even brought up the question about her "being involved in policy" for 30 years. She's 52, has only been in any elected position for 17 years. So, she claims she's been involved in policy making since she was 22? That math doesn't math.
Family policy? Nip tuck policy? Hair colour policy?
Politicians: You wanna obsess about details...
She met Kim Jong Un on Spring Break 2001 Miami Beach, That's why she doesn't want to talk about it, he was under age and she was buying him Zimas
@@douglasboyle6544 😂😂😂 brilliant!
@@douglasboyle6544god that’s hilarious😂😂😂
“I can’t think of another news story that would push that out…” My sides are hurting from the immediate cut to the RFK Jr worm affair.
Kramer!
@michaelsotomayor5001 Yeah, and a shot from one of my favorite Seinfeld eps, The Scofflaw.
@@michaelsotomayor5001 Yup. I idolize that man!
Kristi Noem is making Sarah Palin cringe
I can see Sarah Palin cringing from my front porch.
@@penguinista Haaaaaa 👍🏼😉😁🤣
Also MTG
So surreal, Sarah Palin seems quaint now with all these equally unqualified sadists trying to out-cruel eachother to get in on that sweet, sweet MAGA money
Sarah Palin can see Russia’s gravel pit from her house!
The worm died of malnutrition.
That worm must be a cannibal
👏😆👍
From food poisoning, more likely
@@saar144 the worm must have been a cannibal
Which is really too bad. Losing a little bit of brain to the worm is bad, but having a dead worm in your brain, that's really bad. Both for the brain and for the worm, peace be upon him.
Is insanity a qualification for politics these days.
In GOP yes, the list is endless.
In the GOP, it\s a minimum requirement.
BIDEN, DEBATE RFK. Let's see whose brain is working better. This is disgusting propaganda focused on keeping the DNC/RNC in power.
No, it's just that republican voters just don't care if they see it anymore so long as the candidate reads from the same tired list of conservative b1tching talking points about owning the libs.
It is for MAGA politicians.
I’m not gonna discuss my meetings with world leaders . Just gonna write about it in my book falsely
🤣
That would be the only thing that would keep shitler from choosing her because she called his boyfriend a tiny tyrant.
"I've got worms for brains. Not s*** for brains." Has to be one of the best things I've heard all year 😂.
That skit started slow but then got great.
It was a Chef's Kiss!
I totally agree!
😂😂😂😂
You have s*** for brains if you think Biden can debate Kennedy and win. What’s odd is that you support a brain dead candidate, who can’t do interviews and still have the gall to imply you are the smart one. 😂😂
Just when you think 💭 US politics could not get any more bizarre and embarrassing
I have fact-checked so many stories that I thought "that can't be true" and then discover that they are true. :(
I just love it. But just a foreigner, as an American I don't think I could handle it.
At least they're amusing if you nurture a healthy, sick sense of humor.
I've never thought that....to be honest.
Cruelty is their currency & violence is their vice 😡 Vonshitsinpants will choose Noem.
"Did you wanna talk about something else?" "Nope, you can leave now."
“Why would I want to talk about anything else…?”
🤣
Klepper killed it with this story. Great segment transition.
Klepper killed it? Which, the puppy or the worm?
How are these not headlines from The Onion
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BRAGS ABOUT BRAINWORMS
VP-FRONTRUNNER BRAGS ABOUT KILLING PUPPIES
ADULT FILM ACTRESS TESTIFIES AGAINST FORMER PRESIDENT IN HUSH MONEY ELECTION INTERFERENCE SCANDAL
how do you even satirize this stuff?
It really is scary that nowadays, you can't tell if something is satire or real because so much of the world has gone insane.
Poor The Onion… Will have to file for bankruptcy soon
They probably were at one point or another. Now they just are things that happen.
I am older than RFK. I know where he got that idea. There is an old black and white series called the Night Gallery (Earwig episode) where a worm enters a man's head through his ear while he is sleeping. Starts acting strange and in the end they discover the worm that entered his ear, also laid eggs.
Oh, cool; wasn't aware. I was thinking of the brain slugs from _Futurama,_ or the ep "Parasites Lost."
And of course, the idea for that Night Gallery episode was the result of recent discoveries of parasitic organisms in our brains, such as toxoplasmosis, which is now being studied as a possible contributor to schizophrenia.
unless we're talking about the one Khan pushed in poor Chekov's ear canal. Note that i suspect without watching the video that they're ridiculing RFK to make Biden sound sentient. Poopoo mouth comedians defending the Democrats... at least they don't pretend to be leftists anymore
This election is going to be a cluster**** with these types of people.
I’m surprised RFK JR didn’t claim the worm was implanted through a vaccine.
But that would imply that he took a vaccine.
No, it came from eating raw pork.
Why not, thats not his schtick.
@@kingjamos2422 These bots don't get it
don't give him any ideas
Noem's brainworms are still free range.
So do Eileen Cannon's.
that's all we need to know
Her editor was a variegated ficus.
There's a lot of them in the gravel pit and 😢
Yes somehow a gun range too, jesus christ what a nut job.
Jordan Klepper is one of the most hysterical dudes on TV. Smart, funny, quick-witted... I love you dude!😂
4:00 "I'm not going to discuss about my meetings with world leaders." Wow… *that* was pathetic.
Nome was 22 thirty years ago, and had a newborn......she hasn't been 'making policy' for 30 years....the lies flow so easy.
Nor did she shoot Cricket 20 years ago. Unless they let newborns ride the school bus.
Okay I hate to be hatin' on women's looks, but are you really telling me this woman is in her 50s? By her looks I assumed at least Madonna's age
@@terrimitchell5616Her kids are 28, 26, and 23 - of course 8 and 6 year olds ride the school bus 🙄
@@cogitorium1089 She's had work done ... to look like Melania.
They know their base isn't that bright. Look at their leader. Trump contradicts himself all the time and continuously lies.
Every cable news anchor: Did you meet Kim Jong Un?
Noem: i traveled the world and the seven seas...everybody's looking for something. Some of them want to use you...
"Many many leaders" 😂😂😂
Meanwhile in a NY court 'Don't mess with a missionary man...'
😂😂😂
One of my all-time favourites. Even made the kindest old parish priests smile when I quoted it to him who had spent his life listening to the stories that drove people to seek consolation from this porthole to their faith (and whose company I cherished, for his wicked sense of humour)
"And some of them want to be abused" - sure does explain Trump supporters, huh? Wanting to be abused?
"I'm not going to answer your question. " -- "Then howabout you get the heck out of our studio?"
Yah she accepts going on just to talk over them saying the exact same thing.
Hahaha “She loved the last 2 minutes of Ole Yeller”
She called little children tyrants.
Imagine HER teaching children??? Yikes.
Honestly that's the truest, most honest thing she said
Sociopath
I've had brief interactions with kids, young'uns. Early enough in life to know that NO WAY was I going to go through that. You know when something makes you feel 'mental.'
I chose peace and luxury vacations. ❤
That's insane...
This entire segment was GOLD. Jordan was channeling Colbert with his reading of the hilarious "He's legally a thermometer" line. Desi's 'worms for brain' line -- also hilarious. And major props to Elizabeth Vargas for respectfully telling Noem "you didn't answer my question." 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
Just read this after posting my comment. Colbert is not funny, and you just proved my point, the thermometer joke was a bad joke, and the pause to try and get more laughter was.. cringe
@@mikeyeeeIntelligence and humor. You can't have one without the other.
@mikeyeee you have no sense of humor my son
@@mikeyeee Intelligence and sense of humor is not requisite to join the MAGA club.
@@mikeyeee he paused because it got a big laugh, silly goose
This is a GLORIOUS time to be a comedy news show.
If 20 years ago someone telling us ,this people will the presidential candidates with all this package, we would say: nooo way.😂
They make Tiger King look normal in comparison...
"Legally a thermometer" was entirely unexpected.
How come Republicans refuse to answer the question that was asked?
What's the upside?
Because their only 2 choices are to either avoid the question or admit to lying
@@ray.shoesmith Well, there you are right.
Because they're liars. Liars always hide/dodge the truth.
You would have to be maga to understand, I am told from that big strong guy with tears running down his face 😂😂😂
Puppy-
Smelly goat-
Three family horses--
Whos next? Gramps?
Who's next???
America.
Gramps died when they had a "covid spreader party to own the libs."
"Gramps was attacking livestock, so, out to the gravel pit for him!"
Actually 6 horses!
😅gramps?
Oh, so we aren’t ruled by lizard people, but by worm people 😂
"He's legally a thermometer." is the best one-liner.
I literally did a spit take! I was not expecting that punchline lol
"He's legally a thermometer." 😂😂😂
That one got me 🤣
Me too!
°F or °C
@@JZsBFF F because 'Murrica uses FREEDOM UNITS
Sad to hear the worm starved to death.
Ive been seeing all your comments lately and you're funny! I think your logo is very distinctive.
i doubt that's what's on the coroner's report ...
@@thehellyousay did you think ms noem killed it?
That’s what happened to Bidens. Yet you support a brain dead president
chef's kiss to whoever wrote the thermometer joke.
I swear this woman makes Sarah Palin look like a genius
Noem has a creepy cold stare. 👽
what else would you expect from a dog killer, come on now lol
They call that the sociopath stare 😬
@@colleen2778 She's a psychopath. There is a difference.
Reminds me of Other Mother from Coraline
Psychopaths have the same stare
what a goldmine for late night...
...when the jokes write themselves week 😂
The GOP and DJT write the jokes every week! 🌊🇺🇸💙
@@Beth-zg6gb no lie. fkn' asinine clowns (and that's being polite).
It is the golden age of late night, so much material 😂
The only thing he made great again was late night comedy
From Axios regarding RFK Jr. (5/8/2024): The most common type of neuroparasitosis ... is caused by larvae of the pork tapeworm, which is what infectious disease experts and neurosurgeons ... said Kennedy might have had in his brain. People generally develop neurocysticercosis by swallowing microscopic pork tapeworm eggs passed in the feces of a person who has an intestinal tapeworm, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. A common method for spreading the tapeworm is when a person who has one doesn't wash their hands properly and prepares food that is eaten by others.
This November, please think about your choices. Thank you!
And wash your hands!
Most of the "choices" available do the bidding of AIPAC and other lobbyists/special interest groups lol
Best line ever Desi! Chefs kiss👏👏👏👏👏👏
It's not that this is the best that America has to offer. The problem is that the best that America has to offer have more fulfilling lives, and they don't get into politics. The political positions then, are becoming increasingly filled with.... people like this.
As Douglas Adam's said:
"The major problem-one of the major problems, for there are several-one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
The problem is after billionaires took over both parties (Neoliberalism--Trickle Down), they have made it only those supported by billionaires can win an election. Look at the job they did on Bernie Sanders--Hillary told the DNC if she wasn't the candidate there wouldn't be any donations coming from wealthy benefactors, so they fed her the answers beforehand for debates and the media crucified him.
And then... there were Presidents like Barak Obama and John F. Kennedy too.
@@craven5328yes great quote, and have long felt that the first to say they want the job should be the first we exclude. Perhaps, it should be a bit more like jury duty and we then vote out of a pool of 12 or so, that don't want the job but are forced of legal civic duty
Which is increasingly filled more and more by those who are savvy with social media, and not public policy.
Palin also made claims about meeting with world leaders that suddenly got vague.
it was in her autobiography "nailin palin"
@@reknown123 R's love pretty faces with no brain.
And Palin said she reads "EVERY" Newspaper ("ALL of them"), but could not name ONE!
TBF, she could almost see Russia from her balcony.... if she squinted real hard, and imagined quite a bit...
@@rdelrosso1973 come on every one knows that "Every Newspaper" and "All of them" are premiere news publications with the best journalists.
This was great. Especially since I rewatched Invasion of the Body Snatchers over the weekend. Perfect timing.
I don't know, Klepper. Comedy Central just needs to give you the main hosting gig. I love your delivery. Cracked up all through this. Kodos to the writers too.
"I have cognitive problems, clearly"
We already knew that dude 🙄
LOL!
Jordan's inconsolably exasperated *_"WHAT?!?"_* at 4:59 absolutely floored me.
I honestly don't think he was overacting there.
That was absolutely the appropriate reaction. Reality really is that unhinged. This HAS to be a simulation.
Every election year I am disappointed how ridiculous our options are and every 4 years, they get worse.
I’m surprised he didn’t blame vaccines for the worm.
When Noem says "did you want to talk about something else today?" It sounds as much like a threat as it does like a request. Like "I will storm out and blackball you right now if you don't drop this."
She has a face full of Botox. Who knows what she was feeling
Yep. I wish Elizabeth, and all reporters faced with stonewalling of this sort, would simply say, "No. If you're not going to answer the questions I have, then we're done." Who cares if she comes back? All she does is lie anyway.
"I shot a dog once, did you hear about that?" 😂😂😂
"yes, but were talking about your audiobook recording." 🤣
Maga! 😂
That was the best line 😅
Amazing team like always great job guys and gal .
Jordan, you nailed it like always!
This is the most coverage I’ve ever seen South Dakota get on TV! And I’m from there!
And it’s such a positive and heartwarming story too!
Incredible how they act when they are in denial
Lying isn't the way into Trump's VP heart of hearts -- completely doubling down over and over in the face of the lie is the way.
How do we live in this distopia?
Drugs? And cat videos?
The touching eyeballs but was gold...
I LOVED that line, I have worms for brains not $hit for brains, laughed sooooo hard !
😂😂😂🎉
Why rfk is the best candidate
I think RFK's exwifes lawyer needs to drag him back to court since he's now saying there was NO cognitive decline. 🤑
Yeah but in this case "saying there was NO cognitive decline" is likely a symptom of his cognitive decline.
@@IceWolfLoki "Your honor, I would like to call the worm to the stand to testify..."
@user-mw1lh9ed5uda comrade, we are regular people from US state and we say vote for worm in brain guy
Polluted water caused high mercury in fish. I am glad RFK Jr brought this to our attention and fought to clean our waterways.
Nah, mercury in fish has been known about for years, if not decades. He's just repeating old news.
@@markwilson4374 So basically, he's taking other people's research, and repackaging it as his own (while railing against science that he disagrees with), which is what I was saying in the first place. And judging by another comment of yours, it appears your anti-vax belief is the ACTUAL reason you support him. Yeah, you're that predictable...
@@markwilson4374 You do realize I can see your anti-vax comments, simply by clicking on your username, right?
@@markwilson4374 You posted RFK Jr's anti-vax remarks, alluding to vaccines not being thoroughly vetted. He has yet to prove his beliefs that vaccines cause autism, yet he continues promoting the idea, blaming the media for his own inability to prove his own claims.
By the way: Calm down. We all have our own lives to live. Not everyone has the time of day, waiting around to argue with anti-vaxxers.
Give some credit where it is due - Futurama's Brain Slugs
Jordan, I remember the story you did when you went to an NRA convention and included some clips from a speech Noem made. I’m sure you remember it- at age ten, she and her dad were hunting and camping; near dark, dad sent her, on horseback, back to their campsite. Alone, in the dark. *Thinking she was being followed by a bear.* She didn’t find out until much later that it was her dad following her, “making bear noises.”
I believe she told the story to prove to that roomful of the nuttiest of all the gun nuts that, from a young age, she learned how to be tough and brave. That she was brought up to be a rugged, gun-totin,’ horseback-ridin’ outdoors… person.
It just made me feel sorry for her. I’m a woman, and I could hear in her voice when she told that story that she was still traumatized by the memory. But, modern conservative women must either be subservient tradwives OR “alpha male” personalities in women’s bodies. Not that they’re trans, OH CHRIST NO NOT THAT! She grew up without ever being allowed to talk about how scared she was that night, nor about any other “softness” or “weakness.” She isn’t even aware that that’s what’s been bothering her for her entire life. It’s no wonder she is the way she is.
You mean all EFFF'D UP! 😵💫😵🤪
Hmm🤔Nah. She's just a psychopath proud of her psychopathic daddy.
What a sadistic parent! To emulate a danger instead of training to feel secure, is deplorable
Now we know where she got her sociopathic genes.
It's either that, or that story was completely made up as well.
“I’m missing parts of my brain. Vote for me!”
Biden? is that you?
👏👏😂🏆🥇🪱🧠
Clearly it's dUMP.
Trump? Is that you?
Must-have t-shirt!
RFK Jr.
It's time.
She and George Santos should write a book together. Grifters.
The Noem story is fun. It’s a throwback to when we cared about politicians lying.
She reminds me of Santos.
Desi’s line at the end was the best. “I said I have worms for brains, not 💩for brains!”. 😆😂🤣(I clearly should have read the comments before beating a dead horse down here)
It's a great line
It's okay to say something nice more than once. We need more Desi, so preach it to the algorhythm!
BIDEN, DEBATE RFK. Let's see whose brain is working better. This is disgusting propaganda focused on keeping the DNC/RNC in power.
At least you didn’t shoot the horse.
"he's legally a thermometer" - killed it!
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
absolutely unreal week for Jordan to be hosting 😭👏🏼
No Going Back? She wishes she could go back.
This explains a lot.
Thank you, Jordon
We are truly living in the lead-up to Mad Max times...
Haven't we always been?
Oh, my... you guys killed it with this whole segment. Perfect.
I love you Jordan Klepper!! You make the news more funny than we can imagine. Keep it up. Glad you are hosting the show!!!!!
"About the dog" hilarious Stewart Varney...
Klepper & Lydic awesome
Eating their own
The worms?
An obviously poor diet.
Brilliant Jordan. Thank you.
You are the best Jordan!!! You should be the next full-time host!!!
What a terrible day to have ears!
That worm would have been easy to find, it would have been the only thing in there
It died from loneliness 😅
More Desi!! The Daily Show is killing it lately btw
Jordan Klepper should be the host of the Daily Show.
I love it when Jordan has the desk.
One of the most epic Daily’s ever!
Brilliant, Jordan…and all the D.S. Team! Wake up, America…please…..
this is the best daily show segment in a looooong time
My condolences go out to the family of that worm.
What about thoughts and prayers for the cruelty of where it happened?
Youd think that Ivermectin would have cleared that up!
Or a straight up shot of bleach Trump style. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Blue.
I want Jordan to be the host of the daily show. He has such a similar vibe Jon it just works.
I've watched this 5 times already and I can't stop.
If anyone one on the planet hasn’t heard about this they live under a rock when people show you who they are believe them the first time
"Walk without rhythm: it won't attract the worm."
(technically that was in reference to sand worms from _Dune,_ but it was either that or a _Star Trek II_ reference, and _Dune_ is in right now)
I think Star Trek II was referencing dune.
Or to "Weapon of Choice" by Fat Boy Slim.
Don't forget Stargate, and the goa'uld. RFK Jr could have been the next pharaoh.
Make Jordan Klepper the permanent host. 👍🏼
Anyone else getting Futurama vibes?
Can we make Jordan the permanent host already?!
Or better, they should bring back The Opposition
But then we don't get the Lydic weeks. I can give up Costa and even Chieng but not Lydic.
Clearly! So obvious it's ridiculous.
Nope....white, male, straight....never gonna happen
Why? Dulcé Sloan, Leslie Jones, Desi Lydic, Ronny Chieng, Michael Costa, John Leguizamo, and Hasan Minaj have all been great hosts. TDS would be better off rotating these talented people while they can. Each one brings their unique approach to hosting TDS, and we the audience are the better for it.
"Brain worms" was basically the free space on everyone's Election 2024 bingo card.
Jordan Klepper, Ronny Cheng, Mike Kosta, and Desi Lydic are all amazing, and deserve a raise. The rest not so much. Well excluding Jon Stewart of course, we treasure every moment he's on the Daily show.
The gross thing is that this is probably bumping sales for the book.