I remember that from high school, early to mid 2000s, and even then it was already kinda old lol ol billy balls is 20 years behind on that one, at least
10:14 This is why I love Bill. He manages to see a parrallel between something so cute and adorable as birds mating and something so horrible like the Jersey shore. And not only that; he manages to make it fucking hilarious while delivering it to our ears.
Dude. I'll be really honest. After Greg Giraldo (R.I.P.) I was kind of worried that I wouldn't hear any good comics but one of my friends told me about you and I started listening to your specials. Love your material. Made my day when I found out you liked slipknot; and now finding out you follow F1? Amazing. Keep up the good work and thank you for your dedication to your line of work.
I love Bill Burr! When he starts out of the gate with sports I just can’t help it I have to turn it off. I love that he didn’t start with sports this time. I hung in the whole way! He really is my favorite! No offense to the sports lovers!
'Ableton Live 8 or 9' is like having a live AI backing band. It learns your style and feel & fills in the gaps. Quantising is just note/beat shifting. (digital neatening) Most decent drum programs have a 'Humanise' function. Which leaves the errors in and doesn't quantise the beats or notes.
Probably best not to wake up your wife in the middle of the night on Mother’s Day and say “I think the beds full of spiders or something are you bit up?”😂
I read the 5-13-19 and thought darn hes drunk or something. Then I remembered that they write the date different on the other side of the Waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Bills woman’s voice is the most underrated impersonation ever
@Hans Jürgensson Right?! If you isolate it, you wouldn’t even be able to tell it’s not a woman, much less Bill Burr.
I love it
It's so unique, while being so damn familiar at the same time!
Bill's just living his truth
@@titanbrew8493 Shades of a very young Edith Bunker.
"is there anything worse than when an old white guy trys to sound like a young white guy trying to sound like a black guy" LMAO
666 huh?...aren’t you cool...what are you 15 dude?..
Mr.SmithGNR Smith Atleast he’s not getting triggered by a account name lol relax he’s not really satan he’s just a guy.
@@thedude8254 lmao exactly. not only that, the other word in my YT name has nothing to do with religion whatsoever let alone "satan"
whats gowin on, How AaaauuuwhhhwgghwYAAAAaahagah! (Probably my favorite living comic)
Bill Burr ranting and heckling over Planet Earth footage is absolute hilarious comedy. More please.
Bill shits a gem out about once a month. This is one of those podcasts, just hilarious.
The long pause to make sure it’s really 2019. WHATS CRACKALACKIN
@jobje Rabbeljee troll?
Faaaaaacts
Yours did? Mine did too. Hope you’re doing alright.... this comment kinda freaked me out.
Not even kidding...
I remember that from high school, early to mid 2000s, and even then it was already kinda old lol ol billy balls is 20 years behind on that one, at least
I've been binging on Opie and Anthony and the ones with Bill and Patrice are the best. ❤
Me too
#metoo
Indeed. If only Patrice were still here. :/
emz koe check out the Louis CK and Colin Quinn playlists too!
24:35 I was in the middle of a bench press and almost dropped the bar laughing
😂😂 This has brought about a great segment.
“Things not to do when listening to Bill Burr.”
1. Don’t lift heavy equipment.
10:14 This is why I love Bill. He manages to see a parrallel between something so cute and adorable as birds mating and something so horrible like the Jersey shore. And not only that; he manages to make it fucking hilarious while delivering it to our ears.
I'm at work trying not to laugh..."Bird having a me too"...lmao
Hey laaaaaady! Didn't know you listen to Billy boy. Nice to see you here
Love you, Bill! Been quoting lines from your specials at work. I owe you royalties. Hope to see you live someday soon! Thanks!
Dowwwwnnn Towwwnn Comeeeddyyy CLuuuubbb.
Red Dead Redemption HAHAHAHAHA
Bill Burr confirmed for Red Dead Redemption 3
Bill teaching his daughter how to deal with selfish assholes sounds like something that should be recorded as a public service.
"Every card's been sniveled on" LOL 🤗
"Don't use the same trimmer on your face as your balls" I'm crying.
"That birds gonna get 'me too'd'" lmao!!
That story about the bananas at checkout lmao 😂😂😂
Dude. I'll be really honest. After Greg Giraldo (R.I.P.) I was kind of worried that I wouldn't hear any good comics but one of my friends told me about you and I started listening to your specials. Love your material. Made my day when I found out you liked slipknot; and now finding out you follow F1? Amazing. Keep up the good work and thank you for your dedication to your line of work.
"Oh my GAWD! It looks like he's packing some meat ova dare!" HAHAHAHAA
Look at ma FETHERS OVA HERRRR
I saw that same Doc on Netflix with the birds when I was high, it’s called Our Planet the show is S1E3 , it’s the greatest doc on Netflix !
red leg redemption 2: Electric Boogaloo
The bird's gonna get metod 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂👉🤣
I know you don't read these Bill, but thanks for making my Monday a great start to the week yet again.
Can one use the manscape lawnmower on their clam? Asking for myself
Less than 2 minutes in this guy's already got me rollin if you don't get it you don't know Pantera
🤘😝🤘
Mothers day?
You mean the toughest job in the world day?
Dont poke the red bear please
😅
It's ThE mOsT dIfFcUlT jOb On ThE pLaNeT!!!
🤣🤣🤣
"Women bending over at the waist ...putting in DVD'S "
How he's describing the bird has me cracking up. I watched that like a month ago.
I want to shop at Bill Burr's drug store.
I love Bill Burr! When he starts out of the gate with sports I just can’t help it I have to turn it off. I love that he didn’t start with sports this time. I hung in the whole way! He really is my favorite! No offense to the sports lovers!
I died laughing at him creating new role play scenarios to keep the chick quiet Hahahaha he said Anne frank and there’s nazis in the wall Hahahahahah
bird commentary is 1000% spot on!
So funny Billy "Miss You Much" Burr! Crusher!!
Ole Billy "Bitten by Spiders" Burr
Billy "Spider-baiting McGee" Burr
Billy Bed Bugs Burr
You’re a legend and a lot of the way you set up jokes and stuff in you’re specials help me with how to write my own jokes
Bill if you read this, I want to let you know, you're great. Thanks for being you
“Kywi Leonard”😂
It's 'quantising'.
You set it to shift to the nearest beat of the time signature.
'Ableton Live 8 or 9' is like having a live AI backing band. It learns your style and feel & fills in the gaps. Quantising is just note/beat shifting. (digital neatening)
Most decent drum programs have a 'Humanise' function. Which leaves the errors in and doesn't quantise the beats or notes.
Bill should get together with Charles Barkley and see who can pronounce *Kawhi* first 😂😂😂
the pigeon shit on kings of leon had me rolling
Ol' Billy "Doesnt know how letters work in other languages" burr 43:00
55:10 Champions league talk
About time...I just wish I could watch CL with Bill, explaining him about the game while simultaneously picking his brains out with History.
Nobody cares
@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Nobody cares
That manscape song was fuckin hilarious AF!!
"ki wee leonard" fucking dying over here.
Laughing at the back of the bus like a mental patient at the last email
Wait Bill's reading books now!? 🤣
I want to see the video of bill playing pantera. That'd be awesome.
A pack of spiders 😂😂😂 like there wolves 😂 dead
Mallorca, awesome little island.
Bill 'Having said that' Burr
10:40 was the most relatable thing I've heard from Bill Burr. I hate sloppy roommates.
That last story! LMAO!!!
Today you did my internal rant 😂😂😂😭😭
6:26 ROFL!!! The most lethargic...
10:49 uggh were guys. I gotta pizza crust in the cushion 😂😂
Rick Beato is awesome... Such a well versed (expert) in music theory and more!
Bill Burr: "I got so mad I squeezed the banana"
Then I must need anger management...
“The double L is pronounced like a “y” in Latino, right? Jose = Yo-say?” Yeah because of all those Spanish people who spell their name Llose 😂
One of my favorite Pantera songs for sure
“In the Carrrr” bahahahaha that was instant Peter Griffin 👌🔥
''this is fucking ridiculous and I fucking squeezed the banana'' XD
What do have a service? No I'm an adult! Hahahahaha
Bill "cashiering is easy but I can't figure out how to self checkout a banana" Burr
“Hold on cuz I don’t wanna fuck up his name.... Kawi, Kawi Leonard”
Bill seems a little extra angry today... I love it!
"I don't wanna fuck up his first name because I like this guy." Then proceeds to massacre his name. Ky-weee
Long time fan but just recently found this channel.
I fucking love you bill you god damn legend!
Pantera fucking rules man, i like your "Broken" beatbox man lol
Your the goods , Billy Burr. Hope you come to Seattle soon.
A challenge:. Trying to work out heavy at the gym while listening to Bill's podcast!
He said anything yet about Liverpool FC?
Or spurs or man city
Yep , around 55:00 👍🏼
@@markturner1512 Thanks!
Meundies are so soft they make bob ross’s voice sound like Gilbert gottfreid lmao
I was just watching Chappelle's Show season 2 Bill Burr is priceless on it he has come a long way. My favorite comic for sure.
I actually went back in the podcast to hear the 'me undies' song, and i'm glad i did! Fucking HILARIOUS!
Probably best not to wake up your wife in the middle of the night on Mother’s Day and say “I think the beds full of spiders or something are you bit up?”😂
Sounds like Bill's got some bed bugs, not spiders.
Billy goes on the beach with the suit
like in the good days
I read the 5-13-19 and thought darn hes drunk or something. Then I remembered that they write the date different on the other side of the Waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The jersey shore analogy is spot on!
Downtown Comedy Club DOWNTOWN DOWNTOWN!!🤣🤣
Thanx Again Bill!
Bill Burr you have to start watching AMA Supercross and Motocross SERIOUSLY the battles r amazing
Thank you! I've thought this for so long...Outdoors is also about to start!
we need allenpalin on this bird doc
Tactile Therapy he did it! Some of his best work
Ki-we Leonard ha ha ha😂 classic
My goal is to make enough money to become a sponsor JUST so I can hear bill read my advertisement!
GREAT JOB ON THE PODCAST.
I just gotta believe Archie Bunker is Bill's HERO....he's constantly doing his "character" when getting a point across.
Bill Burr is usually brazen when talking about American women, and I love it!
@ 8:42 That Our Planet story! That female voice. Hahahaha!
If only there were more commercials in the podcast! Then it would really be perfect!
I'm Broken!!! Great fuckin' song, Great fuckin' album, Great fuckin' band.
I enjoy when he reads the sponsor's ad's.
Where does Bill Burr perform regularly in LA. Or In the LA region.??
Hey bill, do an episode on soccer!! Would like to hear your hilarious take and spins on the sport.
God bless Rick Beato, somewhere musicians can go to, to feel at home online.
Hahah...he said when old people fill up their disposable phones and go in to get them developed
27:48 The jingle. Hahahaha
Dude, Mallorca is probably the most famous Island in Europe, definitely in Germany. Mallorca with Ibiza.
I'd love to see a sitcom with Bill Burrd, just him and a bird bitching while tidying up.
More Rodney Dangerfield impersonations please.
Every time that Capital One commercial comes on I turn the channel. And it's been going for three NHL seasons now!
Billy bald balls! Ohhhh Jesus!😆