I'm gonna do this even when I'm losing. "Okay now he passed my guard and now he's got side control. Okay now he's mounted and is choking me. Goodnight!"
WoW!! Cool and interesting to learn like this. I just became a blue belt and still trying to flow with reason instead of flowing and just doing things! Narrating as you roll gives me an idea what you are thinking. Thanks for this video!
It's like watching a Bob Ross PBS painting video.... "And over here, we're just going to put a nice happy Triangle, maybe a knee-on-belly. And then, over here, we'll have a fluffy cross collar choke. There it is. Nice. Just a happy little choke."
Keenan must have been off that day, almost immediately the white belt nearly got an armbar on him. She's got great potential hanging with high level blackbelts like that.
so i see my opponent is very light on the feet, so im going to grab their collar, and suplex them to their demise. now i lock the arm bar, and thats it.
KC's rep precedes him as a world class JJ player and I have seen him demonstrate his skill on numerous occasions but I am even more impressed by his interactions with these students of varying levels of experience. Kudos to you Mr. Cornelius. You seem like a really class act. Best of luck to you.
It's like playing chess and telling your partner what your moves are going to be. They know what you're going to do, but they can't stop it. That's boss.
Well it's not like he narrated every single little detail of everything, which would be impossible. And often he says what his move is right after he did it or simultaneously. But the analogy still partly applies, somewhat. It's a matter of the difference between knowing what the moves are, versus knowing what they entail, *why* they are done, the ultimate purpose and strategy behind the moves. The people Keenan is rolling with don't understand Jiu-Jitsu on the level that Keenan does, so he can tell them some information on what he's doing but they can't quite deduce his next moves or figure out a foil or counter to his plans because they don't fully grasp what his overall plans are. Sometimes they do foil parts of his plans by defending some aspect of what he's doing. Sometimes him announcing what he was attempting was indeed the cause of that. But like a chess grandmaster, Keenan was confident that he has alternative ways around their defenses, or counters to their counters. He even intentionally plays off of that at times - baits his opponent to defend a move that he's announcing, and then uses that anticipated defense as part of his plan to get them into even deeper trouble. Sometimes it's all part of his master plan. Other times his plans get foiled but his mastery of BJJ is such that he can instantly devise new plans on the spot.
Hahahahaha. "On one of these bumps, I'm going to throw the choke on." Hahahaha just telling you how he is about to destroy you and you still walk right into it hahaha.
My brother, you’ve got such an amazing and humble attitude with students. Many are blessed with the skills, but few honor it and represent it with as much respect. I hope we can train together someday, I would learn a lot. A felllow BB.
Brilliant instruction and you have such a nice way about you when you interact with the different students - so focused on meeting them at their level and providing them with a good learning experience. No ego or bravado. You seem like a great teacher and all round good person doing something positive in the world! Keep doing you on matter what!
This is the best tutorial type video that I have ever seen. And I have been training for over 9 years now. I don't think I have ever seen anyone verbally explain what they were doing while rolling. This is on a lower/beginner level, but you should do more intermediate and advanced tutorial the same way! This is amazing Keenan, more please!!
Oh, and the single leg counter to omoplata at 33:58 was beautiful. Roll through to counter the single leg attempt, attack the triangle, miss the triangle and hit the omoplata. Gorgeous, bravo.
I rolled with Cobrinha at a seminar once, and he basically narrated the whole thing like this while he was climbing on me like a jungle gym. It was hilarious and informative and absolutely delightful.
The sparring matchup I'm most impressed by is the one he did with the older female white belt. It's just a super basic thing to teach but to take that time to educate not only the video audience but also someone without any outstanding athletic ability and guide them through a couple of basic technique while there is a line waiting to grapple with you speaks of the character of the man. Really impressive
hydrate before you start and take a bit of sodium. Add creatine and potassium and you'll be a fucking ship of the desert yourself. Can go 10 full hard rounds with no water.
This is really awesome. I've already watched through twice. Just so many details. Thank you for doing this, and thank you to all the students that agree'd to do it with you.
Keenan is jiu jitsu's most outstanding citizen, its most good-natured competitor and, without doubt, its most generous instructor. He's much more than a fighter, much more than a brute. I think he understands jiu jitsu at an entirely different level. Not as a fighting art -- though that is certainly a facet of what it is -- but as a healing art, a celebration, and a communion of friends. We appreciate you, KC!! 🙇🏻♂️
It would've been kinda funny though if he just went all out on Alice and ragdolled her and then choked her out in less than 30 seconds like it was a competition
I greatly appreciate this improvisational, action-reaction based teaching presentation much more than a static, conceptual or specific technical lesson. I like what Keenan said about caging the hips. I do this a lot and don’t feel the need to pressure punish everyone on bottom for no reason. Great video. Thank you!
I mean, it shouldn't be disheartening considering *who* it is though. These people know they're rolling with one of the greatest BJJ practitioners on the planet. If anything it's encouraging because it shows a glimpse of the level of technique and strategy behind what he's doing - Keenan is demonstrating that he wins through learnable, practicable skill/knowledge, rather than some innate physical superiority in strength or speed
Pretty cool to see these older students (I'm old too) getting in their and doing their best. So many people their age are sitting on the couch playing with the flicker....but these savages are coming home from a full day of work and putting on their gi to get beat down. Good for them! Have to respect that. When you know your time has passed to probably become world class level but you show up anyway.
Omg, YES! I was waiting for this since the clip and poll you put on IG!! You’ve been one of my instructors for a long time now and yet we’ve never met. Lmao Thank you for sharing things like this with us. Thanks for putting your ideas out there and helping everyone get better - and if not better, then inspired. Really wanna go to class after watching this. Haha
This was a very entertaining watch lol. I'm no martial artist but I've always been fascinated by videos like these. It's awesome to hear the experts explain how they do it.
Man I've been a blue belt for a year and have learned a lot from youtube but this is probably one of the most educationally complete videos I have seen. Even though take downs were not the highlight of the video this reflects how great you are at teaching.. thanks for the content
Imagine Morgan Freeman doing this " Joe thought he knew what he was doing... but in the end he didn't know squat, and ended up being asleep on the mat.....poor Joe"
(out loud) I'm setting up for a cross collar choke here... I'm just waiting for an opportunity... (2 secs later) there it is - BOOM Awesome video. As many have said, more of these please :)
@@good6894 It's crazy how the contrast of that showed how minimally he's even exerting himself during the rest of the roll. His next-level mastery of technique and strategy is such that he can just calmly, almost lazily, control and submit people who are trying to squirm, explode, or use maximum strength at nearly every turn, while Keenan is not even close to matching their level of intensity or physical exertion despite dominating. And then he shows that at any moment if his relaxed use of strategy or technique isn't quite enough, he can simply up his intensity level and find more explosive solutions to pretty much any scenario.
This is amazing. This should be a requirement for every white belt to watch. He talks about what his thought process is throughout his entire roll on what you should look for and what to do if you are stuck in a situation. I would love to see more of this.
I feel like I would be too distracted if I was listening to someone narrate what moves they were thinking of doing XD! I'd probably end up focusing on what they're doing and trying to do, instead of thinking ahead and coming up with my strategy... but then again I suck!
That was awesome that is exactly what we need for instruction, i would love to see a series done by you with rolling, called The Mind of Keenan Great format for instruction and shows practical live application under fire while executing moves almost more valuable than any form of instruction ive seen yet. Thanks Professor.
Great educational video. What happens when adrenal fist,feet,and foreign objects start flying. All that shit goes out the window. Speed it up. U will get tired.
Imagine a serial murders calling card is a narrated recording of how he strangles you to death along with all of your failed defensive attempts as its happening to you. At the very end, after a very long intense pause, all you hear is "For more visit Keenan Online."
It does kinda give me hope as a lowly blue belt to hear the thought processes of a black belt while rolling with various skill levels. Sometimes it feels like the higher belts are using some sort of magic that is just beyond the comprehension of us mortals, but really they are just seeing things several steps ahead and using more refined details.
Imagine some dude attacks this guy on the street and he starts narrating the mugger's demise. The confusion and horror that would go through that mugger's mind... hahahaha
I'm gonna do this even when I'm losing. "Okay now he passed my guard and now he's got side control. Okay now he's mounted and is choking me. Goodnight!"
lol just self-esteem recover in real time "you may have passed my guard but I can still play Erotomania..."
Lmao, this killed me bro
genius
Hahaha literally laughed out loud
it's so weird catching you here
Alice's face at 12:40 captures perfectly how I feel when rolling.
😂😂
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WoW!! Cool and interesting to learn like this. I just became a blue belt and still trying to flow with reason instead of flowing and just doing things! Narrating as you roll gives me an idea what you are thinking. Thanks for this video!
This is brilliant, entertaining, and extremely helpful. Thank you
Haha that was hilarious "I see an opening! Here it is! Oh, he stopped it! Maybe because I told him exactly what I was thinking!"
Imagine being guided to your death
At 30:08 What a terrified man looks like when he stares death in the face...
must be creepy hearing someone narrating your demise.
Very anime-esque ain't it?
Yes .. ask Donald Trump
I do it constantly with my students and they learn really fast and do not repeat often same mistakes.
38:14 Just look at his face
Lol yeah. I'd start doing it back, but failing to deliver
It's like watching a Bob Ross PBS painting video.... "And over here, we're just going to put a nice happy Triangle, maybe a knee-on-belly. And then, over here, we'll have a fluffy cross collar choke. There it is. Nice. Just a happy little choke."
lmfao this is so accurate
Right?! Hahaha. "Just a little bit of blue-belt. Just a liiiiiiitle bit of blue-belt."
Yo I loved that show :)
Ha ha, haven’t watched the entire video yet but that Blue who’s submitted @ 10:24 is pretty good...
Ha ha @ 30:10 “...if done right no defend...”
Imagine being a 50 something year old woman and on your second day of BJJ this dude shows up.
Hahhahhahahhahhaahhhhahahahhaa
Keenan must have been off that day, almost immediately the white belt nearly got an armbar on him. She's got great potential hanging with high level blackbelts like that.
Dave Rudabaugh he was going sooooo easy the whole time
how does she have a strip
And then he called her a he. Lol
Imagine if he just suplexed alice lol
John cena theme plays
Imagine if Alice suplexed him 😐
@@karthikayanagaraj305 He finally found the hidden Judo master lol
I have your sense of humor. He really helped her well though. Made her tap into self defense mode and try stuff
so i see my opponent is very light on the feet, so im going to grab their collar, and suplex them to their demise. now i lock the arm bar, and thats it.
After watching this I've decided to promote myself to purple belt.
Hey! Congratulations on your promotion
Congratulations man another 2 hours of watching KC's videos and you're gonna be a black belt don't give up
Oss !
Way overdue, especially if you watched at least one of the lapel encyclopedia dvd!
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Imagine a street fight with Keenan and he's just happily narrating the whole thing whilst your soul is slowly stolen from you.
Just slowly get strangled knowing you have know control over what he’s doing.
I "threatened" to shoot a double leg on him if I see him in the street.. we'll see what happens
Until your friend runs over and kicks him in the head whilst he street fights you on the floor.
House of Fortnite he could strangle you really fast standing up
House of Fortnite and me too
I dream to get to a level where I can say "next" after each roll.
Is not that much. If you fight new guys and have a little cardio you can do that. I've done that in class and I suck at bjj haha.
Hey we meet again. I love your music and I love that you roll.
@@jsealejandro06 You can do it on your first day without cardio too if you want to...
@@randomtiger8406 Thank you!
Just say it anyways what’s the coach going to do
Imagine a white belt narrates what he’s doing too
Keenan: I’m gonna hold your lapel
White: I’m gonna spazz for 15 seconds
I really liked this comment lol.
I'm trying sooooo hard not to be that white belt XD
Spazz lol
Live narration against different style training partners is next level teaching
KC's rep precedes him as a world class JJ player and I have seen him demonstrate his skill on numerous occasions but I am even more impressed by his interactions with these students of varying levels of experience. Kudos to you Mr. Cornelius. You seem like a really class act. Best of luck to you.
Jason Hester Class act alright!
Jason
Takes a great teacher to have that type of interaction and to work on the same thing from many different levels.
ikr hes such a sweet and wholesome guy
It's like playing chess and telling your partner what your moves are going to be. They know what you're going to do, but they can't stop it. That's boss.
Well it's not like he narrated every single little detail of everything, which would be impossible. And often he says what his move is right after he did it or simultaneously. But the analogy still partly applies, somewhat. It's a matter of the difference between knowing what the moves are, versus knowing what they entail, *why* they are done, the ultimate purpose and strategy behind the moves. The people Keenan is rolling with don't understand Jiu-Jitsu on the level that Keenan does, so he can tell them some information on what he's doing but they can't quite deduce his next moves or figure out a foil or counter to his plans because they don't fully grasp what his overall plans are. Sometimes they do foil parts of his plans by defending some aspect of what he's doing. Sometimes him announcing what he was attempting was indeed the cause of that. But like a chess grandmaster, Keenan was confident that he has alternative ways around their defenses, or counters to their counters. He even intentionally plays off of that at times - baits his opponent to defend a move that he's announcing, and then uses that anticipated defense as part of his plan to get them into even deeper trouble. Sometimes it's all part of his master plan. Other times his plans get foiled but his mastery of BJJ is such that he can instantly devise new plans on the spot.
Well, it´s like being a pro basketball player playing with retired people and amateurs.
Well in chess you do know what your opponents moves are. You have the same information as your opponent.
the other players dont know how to respond physically ; they dont have the arsenal of moves
Hahahahaha. "On one of these bumps, I'm going to throw the choke on." Hahahaha just telling you how he is about to destroy you and you still walk right into it hahaha.
Mindgames
Is that Mike Mentzer?
@@marlonscloud correct
Stop saying 'destroying' ego isn't around this area, leave that shit away from combat sports boxing or mma
@@mgtowlifeseasyifyoutry1274 DESTROYED
My brother, you’ve got such an amazing and humble attitude with students. Many are blessed with the skills, but few honor it and represent it with as much respect. I hope we can train together someday, I would learn a lot. A felllow BB.
Agreed man not many teachers even training partners give that much respect on the mat. Love this
So are we all just gonna skip over the amazing job the camera man did?
I feel like “Look at the base on Braaaad” didn’t get enough credit. 😂
They probably just didn't get the reference.
I don’t get it at alllllllll
DONRoyal pulp fiction reference “check out the big brains on Braaaad!”
@@mikebasketball11 Lol it's Brett in the film though
Or you could of narrated AFTER as a voice over lol you savage
he would not be able to remember his exact thoughts verbatim.
could've *
@@bardiajalali6484 plus its better to narrate live as your physchopath levels increase ten fold
Most videos do that, but I really like this vid
The fact that he has the stamina to talk while rolling is baffling
At 11:18, “whatever you gotta do, fighting for your life” she was about to hit him with a spinning back elbow
Keenan, world class competitor....world class character/person!!!
totally agree!
I love how Keenan treated Alice! Class!
I learned a damn lot from KC's long-ass sparring videos. Thank you man!
37:50 tactical fart
Brilliant instruction and you have such a nice way about you when you interact with the different students - so focused on meeting them at their level and providing them with a good learning experience. No ego or bravado. You seem like a great teacher and all round good person doing something positive in the world! Keep doing you on matter what!
Probably the best jiu jitsu video I’ve ever watched!!! More of this!!!
This is the best tutorial type video that I have ever seen. And I have been training for over 9 years now. I don't think I have ever seen anyone verbally explain what they were doing while rolling.
This is on a lower/beginner level, but you should do more intermediate and advanced tutorial the same way!
This is amazing Keenan, more please!!
Oh, and the single leg counter to omoplata at 33:58 was beautiful. Roll through to counter the single leg attempt, attack the triangle, miss the triangle and hit the omoplata. Gorgeous, bravo.
Alice was incredible. Great job !
Richard Bugland Incredible!
Literally saw this right after watching Alice and was about to comment! Crazy. Go ALICE!
alice wants to meet some nice fit young boys
Let's hope no one from my gym watches this video. I'm going to try that half guard sweep every chance I get.
Same here. Exactly my thoughts when I saw that one :D
could you give me the time on that sweep?
@@turdfurgison97 it starts at 8:25 with the explanation.
Thanks
I needed that sweep before my competition last week!! 😁
Love how by the end nobody else is rolling they're all just watching.
I rolled with Cobrinha at a seminar once, and he basically narrated the whole thing like this while he was climbing on me like a jungle gym. It was hilarious and informative and absolutely delightful.
“Look at the base on Brad” lmao how was he able to think of a joke/reference that good while rolling
bookmarking 8:50 b/c this is how to stop the way I always lose in the bottom of the half guard. You're the man for this.
Is there a name for this sweep? I still don't fully understand how he done that.
One of the most informative BJJ videos I've seen. I truly appreciate the "real time" narration of strategy, and improvisation detail. MORE PLEASE!!!
The sparring matchup I'm most impressed by is the one he did with the older female white belt. It's just a super basic thing to teach but to take that time to educate not only the video audience but also someone without any outstanding athletic ability and guide them through a couple of basic technique while there is a line waiting to grapple with you speaks of the character of the man. Really impressive
I feel like I'm watching an Animé where they're always like NOW"S MY CHANCE IF I HIT THEM WITH THE KI MANUEVER!
Even then it's usually internal monologue, not actually voiced out loud to their opponent
"40 minutes of sparring"
*video is **39:50*
THIS GUYS A PHONY
Keenan's part camel - one sip of water through whole cool roll with headf&£# narration!
hydrate before you start and take a bit of sodium. Add creatine and potassium and you'll be a fucking ship of the desert yourself. Can go 10 full hard rounds with no water.
@@golddee2040 Ship of the desert lmao
The old man was impressive! I thought he was gonna be ez
Takes a real jiu-jitsu artist to be so open and ready to share, not just techniques but commentary to describe it. Respeito Keenan.
That Ezekiel to expose the elbow was next level, genius
Tgood i do nothing else when I’m in full mount, works also great in nogi
This is really awesome. I've already watched through twice. Just so many details. Thank you for doing this, and thank you to all the students that agree'd to do it with you.
This is amazing. How could anyone not appreciate the amount of education given out here?
Keenan is jiu jitsu's most outstanding citizen, its most good-natured competitor and, without doubt, its most generous instructor. He's much more than a fighter, much more than a brute. I think he understands jiu jitsu at an entirely different level. Not as a fighting art -- though that is certainly a facet of what it is -- but as a healing art, a celebration, and a communion of friends. We appreciate you, KC!! 🙇🏻♂️
well said.
Jesus dude did you just beat off while writing that one handed?
@@djsquirtnasty9534 with a lubed lapel
@@djsquirtnasty9534 indeed that was a massive jerk off
40 minutes passed like 10!!!!
Same here. Just sad right through it all.
11:52 Holy hell, didn’t even know that was a defense!
FUUUUUUUCK 🤯
he has a whole video on armbar defense that covers this
Good jiu jitsu practicioner, good looking, funny, girls what are you waiting for xD
GREAT VIDEO CORNELIAO!
Keenan is such a great sport, especially with Alice
garry v# she catfished him. Notice she was the only one that didn’t get tapped.😉
It would've been kinda funny though if he just went all out on Alice and ragdolled her and then choked her out in less than 30 seconds like it was a competition
I greatly appreciate this improvisational, action-reaction based teaching presentation much more than a static, conceptual or specific technical lesson. I like what Keenan said about caging the hips. I do this a lot and don’t feel the need to pressure punish everyone on bottom for no reason. Great video. Thank you!
When you announce what your'e going to do and how they'll react and it goes down just like that. Blackbelt: Jedi Level: disheartening mindfuck XD
I mean, it shouldn't be disheartening considering *who* it is though. These people know they're rolling with one of the greatest BJJ practitioners on the planet. If anything it's encouraging because it shows a glimpse of the level of technique and strategy behind what he's doing - Keenan is demonstrating that he wins through learnable, practicable skill/knowledge, rather than some innate physical superiority in strength or speed
You need to do more of this live stuff. Really informative.
So willing to share everything. EVERY LITTLE DETAIL..gotta love it. Keenan is pure class.
The most educational BBJ sparring video ever... Students can learn so fast watching this kind of videos... Many thanks, KC!
I can't imagine how skilled you have to be to be able to put a clinic on people while telling them exactly what you're going to do
The assembly line of defeat
Learned a lot of lil details in these rolls, small things make big differences.
Pretty cool to see these older students (I'm old too) getting in their and doing their best. So many people their age are sitting on the couch playing with the flicker....but these savages are coming home from a full day of work and putting on their gi to get beat down. Good for them! Have to respect that. When you know your time has passed to probably become world class level but you show up anyway.
can you upload more of these type of videos? they're really informative.
I like how he told the blue belt in what way he's planning on defeating him in advance and then pulls it off 5 seconds later. madlad
wow in the first five minutes ive been numerous game changing techniques. this is amazing
actually it realy makes you feel miserable when your opponent tells loudly what you're gonna do next moment or what possibly will be your next steps
Keenan is such a good guy. I learned a lot!
He’s just casually talking his way to victory that’s insane😂😂
Brother, more of this narration rolling ! It's incredible !
This video teaches so much to so many. An awesome change to what we normally get to see thank you!
This guy is pretty good he should try competing at the national level
This is fantastic. Gives insight into his game.
Omg, YES! I was waiting for this since the clip and poll you put on IG!! You’ve been one of my instructors for a long time now and yet we’ve never met. Lmao Thank you for sharing things like this with us. Thanks for putting your ideas out there and helping everyone get better - and if not better, then inspired.
Really wanna go to class after watching this. Haha
It's awesome that Keenan is praising those he rolls with.
This was a very entertaining watch lol. I'm no martial artist but I've always been fascinated by videos like these. It's awesome to hear the experts explain how they do it.
Man I've been a blue belt for a year and have learned a lot from youtube but this is probably one of the most educationally complete videos I have seen. Even though take downs were not the highlight of the video this reflects how great you are at teaching.. thanks for the content
This video is so underrated!! This is GOLD for jiu-jutsu beginners. Thank you Sir.
It's like watching Andy Samberg describe how he's going to wreck you.
Amazing video Keenan! Played back several times. Keep it coming!
Imagine Morgan Freeman doing this " Joe thought he knew what he was doing... but in the end he didn't know squat, and ended up being asleep on the mat.....poor Joe"
(out loud) I'm setting up for a cross collar choke here... I'm just waiting for an opportunity... (2 secs later) there it is - BOOM
Awesome video. As many have said, more of these please :)
The lady at 11min is all of us White Belts. lol :) Keenan is a good teach
I'm a white belt. I'd put in ear plugs and not play video time actor lol sorry here comes a flying Armbar while your talking
dude that re-guard at 8 minutes wow!
A little abuse of his youth! lol
@@good6894 It's crazy how the contrast of that showed how minimally he's even exerting himself during the rest of the roll. His next-level mastery of technique and strategy is such that he can just calmly, almost lazily, control and submit people who are trying to squirm, explode, or use maximum strength at nearly every turn, while Keenan is not even close to matching their level of intensity or physical exertion despite dominating. And then he shows that at any moment if his relaxed use of strategy or technique isn't quite enough, he can simply up his intensity level and find more explosive solutions to pretty much any scenario.
23:50 is my favorite right-hand move, real suttle they don't know what's happening, and then BLAM! They're in love..lol
This is amazing. This should be a requirement for every white belt to watch. He talks about what his thought process is throughout his entire roll on what you should look for and what to do if you are stuck in a situation. I would love to see more of this.
Ah man such a high level of skill, incredible video. Much thanks mr Cornelius.
literally never done or watched JJ but I feel like I'm learning a lot by watching this man.
I feel like I would be too distracted if I was listening to someone narrate what moves they were thinking of doing XD! I'd probably end up focusing on what they're doing and trying to do, instead of thinking ahead and coming up with my strategy... but then again I suck!
That was awesome that is exactly what we need for instruction, i would love to see a series done by you with rolling, called The Mind of Keenan Great format for instruction and shows practical live application under fire while executing moves almost more valuable than any form of instruction ive seen yet. Thanks Professor.
Great educational video. What happens when adrenal fist,feet,and foreign objects start flying. All that shit goes out the window. Speed it up. U will get tired.
3:43 that was slick
Imagine a serial murders calling card is a narrated recording of how he strangles you to death along with all of your failed defensive attempts as its happening to you. At the very end, after a very long intense pause, all you hear is "For more visit Keenan Online."
I would love to practice with a instrutor down to earth, no egomaniac. Continue being like you are. Best wishes
This great man. Active teaching style!
PS: My Coaches are like this. Making ppl tap one after the other. I want to be like that one day
It does kinda give me hope as a lowly blue belt to hear the thought processes of a black belt while rolling with various skill levels. Sometimes it feels like the higher belts are using some sort of magic that is just beyond the comprehension of us mortals, but really they are just seeing things several steps ahead and using more refined details.
Category: "Comedy" lol
Imagine some dude attacks this guy on the street and he starts narrating the mugger's demise. The confusion and horror that would go through that mugger's mind... hahahaha
This is IRL smurfing tbh...
What every guy that watches a lot of UFC and can bench 200lbs think they're capable of. Day 1 of BJJ is a rude awakening.