Brittany taking an edible and then falling down a rabbit hole on describing each one of Dante’s nine circles is highly on brand and makes complete sense
I took an edible before going through tsa and I’m sitting at my gate crying watching this. Connected to u on an astral level right now queen we are on this journey rn.
girl as someone who studied philosophy for two years … dante’s circles of hell, purgatory and heaven is just dante’s headcanon of the afterlife don’t worry about him
I’m so proud of you Brittany. You really went out there and did the thing and created a platform for yourself to talk about and sexualize masked men. The hero we didn’t know we needed.
Metal is suuuch a wide genre and I will die in the hill that there is something for everyone within it. I'm excited that B is enjoying this band and I hope it might be a gateway to her understanding and enjoying a sliver of what metal has to offer.
Agreed! There're also different tempos. I used to enjoy lots of faster Death Metals, but find Doom Metals' slower gloom to be my favorite, as I imagine listening to it as is-is a heightened experience when, if on something. You can also hear the instrumentals a bit more/longer. Honorable mention being Electric Wizard.☺♥
Yes! 🤘 My favorite kind of metal is metal with melodies, Beartooth, Motionless in White, Asking Alexandria, etc etc. so I GET it but also my heart broke a lil when she said that 😂 I wish we could set her up with some good songs 😂😂
My boyfriend and I of three years just broke up, and your content has given me so much comfort. Having a women on the internet that openly struggles with finding themselves has been extremely healing on a deep level, and you have given so many people the light we have been missing. You have an important energy and message, and you are able to make a connection to people that everyone deserves. Thank you for being exactly who you are Brittany, love from Wisconsin ❤️
I'm sure there's good memories there but women in general overvalue men and you'll be fine with time. That wasn't a dig on your ex boyfriend as a person, obviously know nothing about him. It's just a general fact. What's good is that with time seemingly big issues like this become nothing.
it’s been a year n a half since my ex n i of 3 years broke up n tht shit sucked so much ass but i promise it gets sm better with time!! hang out with ur buddies, form better relationships w ur loved ones n remember tht break ups are apart of the human experience n u will come out a better person in the end :p wishing u healing !
“I feel like a Victorian man seeing ankle for the first time. Oh fair maiden doth thou lift thine dress to reveal thine ANKLE.” BRITTANY I AM CRYING 😭😭
Brittany going through Dante’s circles of hell off an edible was gold. The Inferno was literally Dante traversing hell to meet up with his girl while figuratively punishing all the people he hated or wronged him because he got exiled from Florence if what I remember is correct. It’s actually so wild how it’s still the basis of what we imagine hell is to this day and relevant in pop culture because it’s really a product of its time of this particular man but we still eat it up. It’s pretty good though ngl. I can’t wait to annoy my friends that love Hozier through this album
Nah literally, It was just Dante being like "I love this girl so im gonna go find her and also rupi kaur is my best friend, and also fuck justin beiber, fuck donald trump and fuck that random dude that knocked into me in the street also i LURV the bible"
@@kristophersonx to be completely honest my comment is a summary of the Ted-Ed video on The Divine Comedy. It’s a really good explanation of the whole story and the comment section is hilarious
@@humanure0excuse me Corey Taylor is hot and slipknot was more my jam in 6th through 8th grade which was around the time I got more into thrash, speed and black metal and also had a guilty pleasure for Dave Mustaine's most hated sub genre which is hair metal lol😆🫣🥳 I respect Britney's opinion because metal is not for everyone lol but I do suggest her to checkout Iron Maiden it's slightly different then the typical metal she is thinking of and the only kind of metal my dad ever liked knowing he was never into thay screaming music rather more into music you could understand, has beats and you can easily dance to. Yes my dad is 67 and I am 34 hahaha so I grew up with a whole range of music but a very specfic sub genre of metal like I said thrash, speed & black are my main jams and have been since I was 13/14 years old so I am a elder metal head paid my dues no longer have nothing to prove..
i think she just wasn't properly introduced to the genre. she probably only heard Slayer or Cannibal Corpse which aren't great for starters. i think she would like more melodic metal bands like Iron Maiden, Dio, Ghost, and Tool.
@@marissaamend1965 I think Ghost is a good gateway into metal, but knowing how she is trying to uncover the identities of the members of Sleep Token, I wouldn't want her anywhere near it.
I have gone two weeks in the past due to depression and I had zero pimples no skin issues but I guess that is what is amazing about the human being which every individual of us are so different & our body's react so differently to everything...
I brought up the “took it to my penthouse and I freaked it” cause I love to quote brit and another girl on my shift looked at me and said “omfg I was just listening to that song” I told her I watch the podcast and she freaked out because she watches it too! You brought two little weird adult females together and now we reference your shit every week!
0:50: 🎙 The host of the Broski Report talks about her greasy hair, taking an edible, and sleep token, a British rock band. 10:47: 🎶 The speaker discusses their dislike for metal music but gives Sleep Token, a masked band, a chance and appreciates their artistic approach. 13:04: 🎶 The speaker is a fan of the band Sleep Token and talks about their music and concerts. 18:44: 🎶 The speaker is passionately discussing their love for the album 'Take Me Back to Eden' and their anticipation for Hozier's upcoming album based on Dante's Inferno. 24:07: 🔥 The speaker reflects on various aspects of life and expresses confusion and frustration. 31:15: 🔥 The speaker discusses the different circles of Hell in Dante's Inferno and comments on the punishments for various sins. 38:23: 🔥 The speaker discusses various topics including HelloFresh, the nine circles of Hell, and Hozier's album. 44:50: 💔 The speaker is trying to get into a metal song but feels like metal ruins it, but is still trying to appreciate it because it's their favorite artist's choice. 49:01: 🗣 The speaker discusses various topics including a podcast premise, a canceled celebrity, disappointment with white men, TH-cam videos, and music recommendations. Recap by Tammy AI
the amount of metal groups i know brittany could get into bc they’re melodic and not all in your face 😭 someone around her needs to push her into the genre a lil bit more
Literally lol like there are SO many that don’t even scream! Especially the classic stuff, like I KNOW Brittany would love Judas Priest!!! Rob Halford served an unbelievable amount of cunt 💅
First episode I've watched of The Broski Report and I thought this was going to be an anecdote about a time in the past she took an edible... I'm dying lol
My favorite moments (ongoing): 2:39 wtf was I talking about” 3:25 “we got abscesses” 3:34 “I’m not a millennial. I’m *gen alpha* 4:15 Supreme Leader wants Taco Bell 5:02 MERGE MANSION 5:44 “pull up the Wikipedia, *coward* 5:57 “marry that giiiiirrrrlllll” 6:18 Brittney sings and doesn’t understand the song 6:55 “and nOO thank yoU” 8:33 “BACK in my day, music-“ 8:45 the lack in her head 9:24 “HEY SUPREME LEADER- MASK MEN BAND” 9:50 “I took her back to my penthouse and I freaked it” 9:55 “a band full of masked mEN???!!! They’re British.” 10:07 “wtf am I even sayingg??” 10:30 “me pulling on my arm- no this isn’t youuu! AnD I tOoK hEr To My PeNtHoUse-“
Watching this on company time cos I just got into the master's degree of my dreams and I can't think of a better way to celebrate than with a broadcast from our great leader
I was sunbathing at the beach listening to this and kept snort-laughing the whole episode and people were just wondering if I'm choking on air or if I'm just mentally ill. Thank you for bringing that energy in my life rn
Her dipping her toes into metal by being obsessed with sleep token and thirsting over vessel, I’m here for it. If she starts thirsting over slipknot that’s when we need to come together for an intervention lol
I can’t see her getting into Slipknot, giving her saying she can’t get behind metal. They aren’t as progressive (popish) and alternative as Sleep Token. I can totally see her getting into Bad Omens and hopping on the Noah Sebastian train
28:12 when Brittany forgets what tug-of-war is had me ROLLING 🤣 this episode was so funny. We were just along for the ride with all the Google tangents
Just starting living by myself and I’m not lonely anymore after listening to your videos. I’m always laughing and in a better mood. You and Leo skippi are my favorites ❤
If Brittany was able to get Steve Carell on and sit down and talk I genuinely think I would take the hands off the wheel, close my eyes and merge into the shadow realm from being so fukn fulfilled.
as an italian who had to study Dante's Inferno in school this is amazing. me and my friend loved making fun of the silly things Dante wrote. also, we shipped him with Virgil, he was such a fan girl
This video saved my life tonight. Literally, in my lowest vibration and I am exhausted from life. I hardly smile and I have been giggling, crying, and shitttting my pants watching this. Brittany is my QUEEEN! Also, the Saint Bernard and Bernard reference, I am DECEASED! LOVE YOU
Metal is so much more in depth than people give it credit for. It’s highly rhythmic, and emotive and when the breakdowns break into the chorus that is melodic it fuels my mind and heart. So much talent and effort goes into the lyrics. Broski nation I encourage you to keep listening to good metal DONT sleep on this bitches
It annoys me so much that people think it's all just loud sounds and screaming. There's so many subgenres and screaming vocals is just a small part of it. Classical music and metal are literally two sides of the same coin, I think she would do well diving into how similar classical music and metal music is.
I just listened to The Summoning and that was was SO good. Do you have album recommendations? I have no idea where to start, I guess at the beginning with their stuff lol. 😂
I have never in my life been so happy to open youtube after my morning wake and bake, this video was recorded, edited, and posted simply for my high ass to enjoy. #420broskination
Joint = on the go energetic high (great w coffee) only lasts 2-4 hours or 6 if you are a light weight Bong = chill high when you want to be at home lasts 2-3 hours (if you have low tolerance might last all day into the next) Dab resin = 4-6 hours or longer with low tolerance more of an energetic high (great for getting out of fatigue) Edible = preferably used for sleep and meditation days, more potent on the mind and body I wouldn’t take one unless I planned to do absolutely nothing that day haha
Brittany trying to understand philosophy whilst on edibles is actually god tier entertainment
SERIOUSLY
Honestly had me ROLLING I felt her suffering 😂
I'm d ying and living simultaneously
i couldn’t even understand it sober lmaoo i got a D in ethics
"I'll never be as attracted to another man as I am to him right now"
Girl give it a week
I literally read this as she said it omg 😂
honestly i think i need to print this comment out and pin it to my wall. as a reminder yknow
Ghost reading this like 😶
But she's so real for that
bitch this is so mecore 😭😭😭 i have like 40 fictional men and i just be cycling through them 😭
“The second circle of hell is Blue Raspberry gummies.”
- my favorite quote from this entire video
Brittany taking an edible and then falling down a rabbit hole on describing each one of Dante’s nine circles is highly on brand and makes complete sense
I love that once we got to Dantes inferno half of it was a vocabulary lesson 😂
The "take her to my penthouse and FREAK IT" bit had me crying laughing at work
I was packing and cackling in my living room at 1am when she was on this bit🤣💀
“This isn’t you..” I’m dying
😭😭
I’m literally wheezing on the floor right now
no this absolutely killed me the second time when she had the image of vessel on screen
Brittany is the pinnacle of true femininity and no one can tell me different
100% she’s so real
@PatrickS.TomlinsonYour books are giving $3.99 selection at the local Goodwill
@PatrickS.Tomlinsonshe is funny
@PatrickS.Tomlinson ok? 😂
@PatrickS.Tomlinson whales are smart and cute - things you are not
I took an edible before going through tsa and I’m sitting at my gate crying watching this. Connected to u on an astral level right now queen we are on this journey rn.
This comment is amazing like I’m cracking UP
the only right way to watch this podcast
This is beautiful I hope you had a good flight
Ashley, you are me rn. Lol
we’re in this together
the fact she’s high and STILL manages to educate and teach us stuff we never ever think of 😭 i love her
“My insides have cottonmouth” is the most relatable statement I’ve ever heard omg
“AND I JERKED IT” will be the most artistic and fluent way of expressing each and every single emotion
I spit my drink out laughing
I WAS AT WORK PLSSS
That was the funniest part omg lmao
I thought this was me for a sec
Strapped in, ready to listen to the word of the Lord
literally, let’s go
Praise be to god(Brittany)
Amen sister
You mean unbuckled right? Hands off the wheel? 🤣
@@Freeweightj and eyes closed can’t forget that part
Taking an edible and going into a deep dive of Dante's inferno makes Brittany my type of person for real though
The way she literally took us through 9 circles of hell just to get to her opinion on one album
Brittany Broski you will always be famous
It’s shameful how much I want to bark laugh every time she says “freaked it”
It cracked me the whole time
Instead I just spat everywhere
Cracking
I was WHEEEEZING
Literally 😭😭as I’m typing
Laughed embarrassingly hard at Brittany’s beautiful explanation on how she took it to her penthouse and she freaked it
😂😂😂
i'm literally crying at brittany googling if there's tea between dante and socrates
" i was born, i looked at my mom, and i sat in this chair." EXTREMELY accurate depicition of a woman on weed
I have said nearly this EXACT quote to my husband before so this had me cry laughing 😭😭 we are all the same fr
it’s truly a universal experience as a woman who has consumed weed, that’s really the story of our lives
Brittany forgetting what tug-of-war was and “who wrote the Magna Carta? John” are DESTROYING me
tuesdays are my fav days cuz I get to listen to our queen talk about whatever for 45 min
Our queen, our supreme leader
AND drew afualos podcast also releases episodes today too
LITCHRALLY
@@mariac1984YESSSSS
Yep
girl as someone who studied philosophy for two years … dante’s circles of hell, purgatory and heaven is just dante’s headcanon of the afterlife don’t worry about him
Not even, it’s him being bitchy and rude about people he personally holds grudges against…so like a 1:1 burnbook but make it pseudo-religious.
“it’s been a hundred million minutes” is the best description of taking an edible
There is truly no difference between regular Brittany and high Brittany and I love it😭
Makes you wonder…. 🤔
Maybe she’s high all the time like me 😂
I’m so proud of you Brittany. You really went out there and did the thing and created a platform for yourself to talk about and sexualize masked men. The hero we didn’t know we needed.
“Just tell me when I’m supposed to take my clothes off” I choked on my coffee and had to run away BRITTANY!! Literally sobbing laughing ilysm
Also going from sleep token, to hozier to Dante’s inferno is sending me. You are so real girl 😂
I swear I watch this video once a day now, I would pay big money for more edible podcasts.
I’ve never been able to relate more to Brittany.
-greasy hair: check
-abscess on butt: check
-high on edible : check
Same
ONLY THE HOTTEST CUTEST EFFORTLESS GIRLS GET BUTT ABSCESSES I DONT MAKE THE RULES
-takin it to the penthouse and freakin it
CHECK
- impulsive accents: check
Is it just me
The lighting is so much better
It’s darker
I love it
Watching Brittany slip into another dimension while laughing then bring herself back to keep talking is the dopamine I needed this morning 😂
brittany forgetting what she’s talking about every 5 minutes is so real
it’s shocking to me that brittany’s obsession with masked men hasn’t led her to listen to ghost yet
I think it's only a matter of time and when that time comes, she will be OBSESSED and I'm excited for that hahah
Manifesting by bumping this comment
It has she’s talked about ghost before
Not talked listened
@@nadialugo802i think they’re talking about the band not the cod character but i may be wrong ahah
The asmr bartender role play at the beginning is what I needed today thank you 🪙🙏🏽
Metal is suuuch a wide genre and I will die in the hill that there is something for everyone within it. I'm excited that B is enjoying this band and I hope it might be a gateway to her understanding and enjoying a sliver of what metal has to offer.
Agreed! There're also different tempos. I used to enjoy lots of faster Death Metals, but find Doom Metals' slower gloom to be my favorite, as I imagine listening to it as is-is a heightened experience when, if on something. You can also hear the instrumentals a bit more/longer. Honorable mention being Electric Wizard.☺♥
Yes! 🤘 My favorite kind of metal is metal with melodies, Beartooth, Motionless in White, Asking Alexandria, etc etc. so I GET it but also my heart broke a lil when she said that 😂 I wish we could set her up with some good songs 😂😂
@@panda.bear15Yessss!!! Beartooth is unmatched (imo) in the lyrics plus instruments. Pure artistry 🥺 she’s missin out
Truth! Metal is the best.
Every week I sit down to watch Britney argue with herself for an hour straight
My boyfriend and I of three years just broke up, and your content has given me so much comfort. Having a women on the internet that openly struggles with finding themselves has been extremely healing on a deep level, and you have given so many people the light we have been missing. You have an important energy and message, and you are able to make a connection to people that everyone deserves. Thank you for being exactly who you are Brittany, love from Wisconsin ❤️
i’m sorry about your breakup girl :( you’re loved and beautiful and sending hugs ur way 🩷
I'm sure there's good memories there but women in general overvalue men and you'll be fine with time. That wasn't a dig on your ex boyfriend as a person, obviously know nothing about him. It's just a general fact. What's good is that with time seemingly big issues like this become nothing.
DITTO! That was so well worded and conveys my thoughts too 😭🩷 I fucking love her so much
You're going to be just fine girly ✨✨✨
it’s been a year n a half since my ex n i of 3 years broke up n tht shit sucked so much ass but i promise it gets sm better with time!! hang out with ur buddies, form better relationships w ur loved ones n remember tht break ups are apart of the human experience n u will come out a better person in the end :p wishing u healing !
“I feel like a Victorian man seeing ankle for the first time. Oh fair maiden doth thou lift thine dress to reveal thine ANKLE.” BRITTANY I AM CRYING 😭😭
Whenever Brittany is in utter shock at what comes out of her mouth and then dies laughing is PEAK Brittany Broski for me lmao
I love how she gets super feral talking about the things she enjoys because I too go into heat when I have a new obsession
9:35
THE SILENCE AND THEN "i freaked it" WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME LAUGH OMG
“i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it” will be playing over and over in my head for the rest of the month
Whats the time stamp for it?
@@toxicaurora12:38
i can't wait for brittany to find out about ghost and listen to them with the way she loves masked men
She talks about them at the last minute of the video
50:08
i just like to imagine somebody sitting behind the camera fully asleep
Love how she said “Bernard from Santa clause 3” because that is the only one he wasn’t in
this
Why did I just fucking lose it at this😂
Exposed 👁️👄👁️
This sent me for literally no reason 🤣🤣🤣oh brit
Brittany going through Dante’s circles of hell off an edible was gold. The Inferno was literally Dante traversing hell to
meet up with his girl while figuratively punishing all the people he hated or wronged him because he got exiled from Florence if what I remember is correct. It’s actually so wild how it’s still the basis of what we imagine hell is to this day and relevant in pop culture because it’s really a product of its time of this particular man but we still eat it up. It’s pretty good though ngl. I can’t wait to annoy my friends that love Hozier through this album
This is the only synopsis of Dante’s inferno that I’ve ever comprehended 🙏
Nah literally, It was just Dante being like "I love this girl so im gonna go find her and also rupi kaur is my best friend, and also fuck justin beiber, fuck donald trump and fuck that random dude that knocked into me in the street also i LURV the bible"
@@kristophersonx to be completely honest my comment is a summary of the Ted-Ed video on The Divine Comedy. It’s a really good explanation of the whole story and the comment section is hilarious
Brittany saying it’s been 100 minutes at the half hour mark made me scream laugh
I knew I KNEW when the masked men obsession began we’d end up at Sleep Token
I've been waiting for slipknot 💀
@@supernatural5354i think they’re not only far too metal for her but idk i mean, corey taylor ain’t all that
@@taytay1030SAME
@@humanure0excuse me Corey Taylor is hot and slipknot was more my jam in 6th through 8th grade which was around the time I got more into thrash, speed and black metal and also had a guilty pleasure for Dave Mustaine's most hated sub genre which is hair metal lol😆🫣🥳 I respect Britney's opinion because metal is not for everyone lol but I do suggest her to checkout Iron Maiden it's slightly different then the typical metal she is thinking of and the only kind of metal my dad ever liked knowing he was never into thay screaming music rather more into music you could understand, has beats and you can easily dance to. Yes my dad is 67 and I am 34 hahaha so I grew up with a whole range of music but a very specfic sub genre of metal like I said thrash, speed & black are my main jams and have been since I was 13/14 years old so I am a elder metal head paid my dues no longer have nothing to prove..
@@mercedesvelasquez8781doubt she’ll like it. If she likes Electric pop she’s to far gone 😂.
I respected her honesty in this vid.🤘🏻
Crazy how it’s actually easier to understand Brittany when she’s stoned
It’s because shes at a speed were every thought comes out instead of merging into one cacophony
this makes me feel like im listening to a voice message that my friend texted me while she was bored and high and i love it
Metal is such a good and evolving genre. I understand not liking it initially but its genuinely so gorgeous. It's not just noise I promise!
I thought the same lol
She's just got an L take on metal, dude. I don't get how she can be listening to Sleep Token with an opinion like that 💀
i think she just wasn't properly introduced to the genre. she probably only heard Slayer or Cannibal Corpse which aren't great for starters. i think she would like more melodic metal bands like Iron Maiden, Dio, Ghost, and Tool.
@@marissaamend1965 I think Ghost is a good gateway into metal, but knowing how she is trying to uncover the identities of the members of Sleep Token, I wouldn't want her anywhere near it.
Long time fan of Ghost. Hate to say their anonymity was ruined years ago. But I’m so happy they keep wearing the silly outfits. Love them lol
I laughed every single time she said “I took it to my penthouse & I freaked it” truly was funny each time idk
“Maybe we can chase money instead” greed is even further down than lust 😂😂😂
Brittany not knowing why a pimple is forming on her cheeks but hasn’t showered in a week is literally me in 4K
Giggling so hard rn omg
I have gone two weeks in the past due to depression and I had zero pimples no skin issues but I guess that is what is amazing about the human being which every individual of us are so different & our body's react so differently to everything...
@@mercedesvelasquez8781uh ok
the joy and euphoria i experience from brittany just being herself and freely admitting to her love of masked men. it's so liberating.
I brought up the “took it to my penthouse and I freaked it” cause I love to quote brit and another girl on my shift looked at me and said “omfg I was just listening to that song” I told her I watch the podcast and she freaked out because she watches it too! You brought two little weird adult females together and now we reference your shit every week!
wikipedia: “the group are anonymous ~m a s k e d ~ collective”
brittany: *eagle noises* 🦅
😂😂😂
Hahaha, dying at her swooning and oogling. She made me Google them! I listened to The Summoning by Sleep Token and I'm now on board. 🚢 🚣♀️ ⛵️
Brittany learning about the 9 circles of hell while high off an edible is a level of bravery I will never know
brittany is the definition of that friend who isnt okay but in a fun way
Every week as a good Christian woman I listen to my lords gospel the broski report with Brittany broski.
*Brittany posted
*Me, in my penthouse, freaking it.
0:50: 🎙 The host of the Broski Report talks about her greasy hair, taking an edible, and sleep token, a British rock band.
10:47: 🎶 The speaker discusses their dislike for metal music but gives Sleep Token, a masked band, a chance and appreciates their artistic approach.
13:04: 🎶 The speaker is a fan of the band Sleep Token and talks about their music and concerts.
18:44: 🎶 The speaker is passionately discussing their love for the album 'Take Me Back to Eden' and their anticipation for Hozier's upcoming album based on Dante's Inferno.
24:07: 🔥 The speaker reflects on various aspects of life and expresses confusion and frustration.
31:15: 🔥 The speaker discusses the different circles of Hell in Dante's Inferno and comments on the punishments for various sins.
38:23: 🔥 The speaker discusses various topics including HelloFresh, the nine circles of Hell, and Hozier's album.
44:50: 💔 The speaker is trying to get into a metal song but feels like metal ruins it, but is still trying to appreciate it because it's their favorite artist's choice.
49:01: 🗣 The speaker discusses various topics including a podcast premise, a canceled celebrity, disappointment with white men, TH-cam videos, and music recommendations.
Recap by Tammy AI
I appreciate you for timestamping but saying these timestamps out loud had me DYING
When Brittany posts I am at full attention. Everything I’m doing must come to a complete stop. Each episode is a mandatory meeting.
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE WHEEL AND CLOSE YOUR EYES
“Oh, John” is one of the greatest reveals of all time haha
It had me giggling so hard 😂
Around 20 minutes into this podcast, im getting second hand high, I haven’t touched weed in months but rn i feel higher than the broski queen herself.
Literally these episodes could be hours long and I would still listen to every minute like it was my job
the amount of metal groups i know brittany could get into bc they’re melodic and not all in your face 😭 someone around her needs to push her into the genre a lil bit more
Fr fr someone tell her about Slipknot and how they wear masks 😭
@@supernatural5354 even my mom knows who Slipknot is
Literally lol like there are SO many that don’t even scream! Especially the classic stuff, like I KNOW Brittany would love Judas Priest!!! Rob Halford served an unbelievable amount of cunt 💅
she NEEDS to see Ghost!!
For real😭
I'm watching this high and I've never felt so understood and understanding, love you! ❤
Just “John” as the author made me laugh like a psycho omg
Same, especially as a John myself
I LOVE THIS. The way she jumps from topic to topic is actually perfect for my ADHD brain!
PLS I tried to know why it's the only podcast I can actually go through and you might be onto something 🥹
I lost my shit every time you said "take her to my penthouse and FREAK IT". Felt like I was schizophrenic
This is the best podcast that has ever happened to me
This woman is single-handedly keeping me alive
Wait does Brittany not realize that Julius Caesar, Brutus and Cassius were actual people and not just characters in a Shakespeare play 😂
It was the edible speaking 🤫
Probably, she's amazing at history
First episode I've watched of The Broski Report and I thought this was going to be an anecdote about a time in the past she took an edible... I'm dying lol
My favorite moments (ongoing):
2:39 wtf was I talking about”
3:25 “we got abscesses”
3:34 “I’m not a millennial. I’m *gen alpha*
4:15 Supreme Leader wants Taco Bell
5:02 MERGE MANSION
5:44 “pull up the Wikipedia, *coward*
5:57 “marry that giiiiirrrrlllll”
6:18 Brittney sings and doesn’t understand the song
6:55 “and nOO thank yoU”
8:33 “BACK in my day, music-“
8:45 the lack in her head
9:24 “HEY SUPREME LEADER- MASK MEN BAND”
9:50 “I took her back to my penthouse and I freaked it”
9:55 “a band full of masked mEN???!!! They’re British.”
10:07 “wtf am I even sayingg??”
10:30 “me pulling on my arm- no this isn’t youuu! AnD I tOoK hEr To My PeNtHoUse-“
43:31 “Uh oh, hard peener alert!”
Pls what I need the time stamp for "I'm just a girl I'm just a baby"
can you do this to every podcast episode 😂
how did the being horny over an ankle not make it here
Thank you for your services
The sleep token segment had me screaming lmao This might be Brittany’s gateway to metal and I can’t wait
The Saint Bernard and Bernard from Santa clause 3 brain correlation is so funny to me lol
Watching this on company time cos I just got into the master's degree of my dreams and I can't think of a better way to celebrate than with a broadcast from our great leader
WOOOO CONGRATULATIONS
Congratulations!!!🧡
AS YOU SHOULD, CONGRATULATIONS 💖
So happy for you!!
Congratulations 🎉
brittany constantly letting the cameras die toward the end of every episode 💀😂
I was sunbathing at the beach listening to this and kept snort-laughing the whole episode and people were just wondering if I'm choking on air or if I'm just mentally ill. Thank you for bringing that energy in my life rn
Her dipping her toes into metal by being obsessed with sleep token and thirsting over vessel, I’m here for it.
If she starts thirsting over slipknot that’s when we need to come together for an intervention lol
it mad me so sad that metal is the one genre she can't get behind
Corey Taylor be hot tho
I can’t see her getting into Slipknot, giving her saying she can’t get behind metal. They aren’t as progressive (popish) and alternative as Sleep Token. I can totally see her getting into Bad Omens and hopping on the Noah Sebastian train
noah sebastian and bad omens are coming soon to broski nation i feel it
I think she could get into BMTH or maybe even SOAD
28:12 when Brittany forgets what tug-of-war is had me ROLLING 🤣 this episode was so funny. We were just along for the ride with all the Google tangents
Just starting living by myself and I’m not lonely anymore after listening to your videos. I’m always laughing and in a better mood. You and Leo skippi are my favorites ❤
If Brittany was able to get Steve Carell on and sit down and talk I genuinely think I would take the hands off the wheel, close my eyes and merge into the shadow realm from being so fukn fulfilled.
as an italian who had to study Dante's Inferno in school this is amazing. me and my friend loved making fun of the silly things Dante wrote. also, we shipped him with Virgil, he was such a fan girl
This is my comfort video. Literally have watched it 12 times
This video saved my life tonight. Literally, in my lowest vibration and I am exhausted from life. I hardly smile and I have been giggling, crying, and shitttting my pants watching this. Brittany is my QUEEEN! Also, the Saint Bernard and Bernard reference, I am DECEASED! LOVE YOU
Hope you're okay, friend. Here if you need anything.
Love and light :)❤
brittany and sleep token is like my worlds colliding
living my dream forreal
Omg I’ve been WAITING for her to find them out😭😭
ffr
For real! I was shook when she said she liked them!
Right !!
brittany going on a spiral of a deep dive of a topic she’s obsessed with while she’s high is so incredibly relatable and that’s why i love her
Metal is so much more in depth than people give it credit for. It’s highly rhythmic, and emotive and when the breakdowns break into the chorus that is melodic it fuels my mind and heart. So much talent and effort goes into the lyrics. Broski nation I encourage you to keep listening to good metal DONT sleep on this bitches
I love this comment.
It annoys me so much that people think it's all just loud sounds and screaming. There's so many subgenres and screaming vocals is just a small part of it. Classical music and metal are literally two sides of the same coin, I think she would do well diving into how similar classical music and metal music is.
The fact that you record these past midnight is the context I desperately needed
I literally paid way too much money and flew across the country to see Sleep Token. It was the best concert of my life.
Impero broski fino in Italia 🙏🏻
I just listened to The Summoning and that was was SO good. Do you have album recommendations? I have no idea where to start, I guess at the beginning with their stuff lol. 😂
This episode had me in tears from laughing ESPECIALLY the “and i freaked it” bit and the “what did that sentence say” freakout
This is the first epi I've listened to, this is amazing. Family.
I have never in my life been so happy to open youtube after my morning wake and bake, this video was recorded, edited, and posted simply for my high ass to enjoy. #420broskination
I second that
I'll toke to that 😘💚
no same i’m so high rn😭😭
saaame i am so high rn
“I was born, I looked at my mom and then I sat in this chair” I’m literally going to PISS myself oh my god lol that had no business being so funny
i am obsessed with the way she makes herself crack up it makes my whole day
31:25 I laughed so hard at at this. "Who wrote the Magna Carta? ... John."
the long pause and then "jerked it" has me absolutely weeping
This is my favourite episode to date! I rewatch it all the time 😂
hozier is in sleep token. their tour dates were always within 100 miles of each other for spring 2023 and the songwriting is almost the same. slay
omg! i love this!!!! 😭 the lore runs deep
No he most definitely is not.
no one could have predicted where this episode was gonna go
Joint = on the go energetic high (great w coffee) only lasts 2-4 hours or 6 if you are a light weight
Bong = chill high when you want to be at home lasts 2-3 hours (if you have low tolerance might last all day into the next)
Dab resin = 4-6 hours or longer with low tolerance more of an energetic high (great for getting out of fatigue)
Edible = preferably used for sleep and meditation days, more potent on the mind and body I wouldn’t take one unless I planned to do absolutely nothing that day haha
As an avid Brittany fan and metalhead, I've never felt more betrayed and torn
I understand your disappointment because I too gasped when she said she hates metal 😢
I gasped fr
My heart shattered when she said some of Sleep Token’s songs are ruined by adding metal at the end, like nooo baby it adds MORE😭😭😭
are you actually surprised? the vast, VAST majority of people don't like it
@@sweetembrace6706 I know it's not many people's thing, but not many people downright HATE IT like that 😭
having a rough morning but brittany always makes it better
literally