r/IDontWorkHereLady - Insane Karen Spits On CUSTOMER For Not SERVING HER! LIES to Cops!
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- r/idontworkherelady - OP is at a cafe visiting their friends when an entitled Karen decides to walk into the store and demands OP serve her! After OP refuses, the entitled Karen gets angry and makes a huge mistake by spitting tea everywhere! Subscribe for future stories!
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Stories in this episode of Reddit I Don't Work Here Lady:
0:00 - Intro
0:27 - Story 1 (u/carealotometerat0)
4:25 - Story 2 (u/Limecherrry)
9:55 - Story 3 (u/Toyakazu)
#karenstories #funnykarenstories #idontworkhereladystories - ตลก
First Story: Sometimes you just gotta match someone's energy to succeed.
To defeat a karen, act like one on that karen
“Fight crazy with crazy.”
More like fight stupid with stupid. 😅
Alternate ending: Four years later, they are married as that Karen realized how much of a Karen they were being.
/j
I feel like that girl was definitely Gen z. It screams Gen z energy.
Evert time they say "Do you think I'm stupid?" I'm always waiting for them to say" Yes, as a matter of fact, I do".
Or: "It didn't cross my mind before, but now that you say it, you just ruled out every other possible conclusion..."
If they asked me that I’d def reply in that fashion 🤣
My go to is "I'm starting too"
"Ma'am, I'm not your psychiatrist. I'm not qualified to diagnose your mental problems."
My reply would be, “No but you just confirmed it.”
I mistook a random guy at a Home Depot because he had an orange shirt on he was confused but then realized what was going on and explained he doesn’t actually work there so I apologized and moved on it’s really not that hard so what is wrong with these people
I've asked the same question, which word don't they understand the I the Don't the Work or the Here? Not to mention I've never seen or heard about an employee while in the clock lie and say they don't work there, why would they that's as far from making sense that anything can possibly get. Maybe they believe they are the only person in the store that is a customer and everyone else works their and trying to pretend they don't😅
You're such a Karen.
😊
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Missed opportunity: "you DO work here! I saw you talking to her"
"Btch, YOU'RE talking to her. Do YOU work here?"
Ah, but Opie had a _friendly conversation_ with the employee.
To those beneath her, Karen only gives orders.
The only other modes of communication she has are one-upping her peers and sucking up to her superiors.
Yes, that is exactly as crude as it sounds, but that seems to be the level of emotional and social maturity Karens are at.
Okay, people, here's the thing. If you are not in a private residence, it is safe to assume you are being recorded at all times. If not a business's CCTV, then random people recording video on their phones. If you act up, and anybody else is around, they WILL whip those phones out and record you.
used to be if you collapse in street you woke up to a circle of concerned faces
nowdays you wake up to a circl of cell phones with people showing concern that their insta-face-twit-tube feed is ending
The thing is, out of the 3 retail jobs I've worked, only 1 actually had security cameras, so I'm never sure when I go into an establishment if that's something I can rely on.
Lol exactly- in ye olde times they used to say "be good cos god is always watching", nowadays it's be careful cos someone is always recording!!"
Good on the girl in the first story for defusing the male karen in a crazy.
That was Brilliant!! Would have been nice to have video or real life audio
@@Rylosalex same
@@rachel-in-the-208 It's as if you're implying 7 billion human beings behave exactly the same when confronted by a Karen... Anything different from the norm must be fake...
@@rachel-in-the-208 So do you just watch these videos to tell everyone that they are fake? Or do you bypass the video altogether and just go straight to comments to tell everyone its fake? Are you doing some sort of public service for a federal department we aren't aware of?
Only time I ever whistled, or snapped my fingers to get an employee's attention was when I was not well and unable to speak. I was trying to find cough medicine and cough drops to help my sore throat. Fortunately, the guy was very understanding when he realized I was struggling to talk and I wrote my question on a note pad. Medicine and rest, I got better. But seriously, unless you're sick, or otherwise can't speak, there's no excuse for that kind of behavior.
Cameras are the enemy of the Karen in the wild.
Story 3: Man, they inflated Karen's ego before stabbing it with a police badge. The funny thing is that all of this could be avoided if she didn't stubbornly stick to the idea that OP worked there and the others were covering for them.
I would have given her the Bum's Rush right out the front door. But having her arrested by the cops is even better! What an idiot.
It obviously can't be that I misunderstood. Everyone else must be lying to cover laziness that requires no lies to cover.
I am Linda Blair level demonically evil if Ciaran got *●ME●* in trouble like that. The least thing I could do is QUIT. RIGHT. THERE. And had *THEM* deal with the whorebag of an abortion that should have been. The worst thing I could do? BOMB HIS HOUSE.
The fact that she even admits to acting like she did in a fit of rage should make anger management classes mandatory for offenders in situations like this.
It's even funnier because why does she even care that much? If they WERE an employee why does it bother them so much? Maybe they were on break and wanted to help a little before sitting down again for example. Why does OP HAVE to be the one to help her when she already had someone there to serve her? Also just about everywhere has cameras these days, why did she think she could literally just make up assault charges like that?
I hate that the manager in story 3 asked that they "act more professionally because they reflect the restaurant". First of all, once I'm clocked out, I don't work there until my next shift. Unless they are getting paid to be "professional" outside of work hours, OP can do what they want and if that means telling off a Karen that is harassing them and their friends, so be it. I'm sick and tired of this idea that you have to be "professional" outside of work hours, especially when you're in the privacy of your own home or just hanging out with friends. As long as crimes aren't being committed, people can spend their free time how they want.
Yeah, that bugged me too. Considering the Karen spit in his face, he wasn't even that unprofessional.
And then doing a reverse uno saying they did the right thing. Ie he was professional
Even when during work hours, if I'm on my break, you have no right to my time. Especially if I'm not even at the place I work at. I wouldn't expect a host or hostess to be "acting professionally" on their break at the nearby McDonald's.
To be fair, the poster was clearly still wearing the uniform. That sadly does mean their acts do reflect on the store, because people would immediately know where they work, and cause shit there.
@@GSSAGE7 Not really, since the manager made it clear that the woman would be banned so she could never go there and cause shit because the OP would recognize her. Plus the manager had no idea if the OP was even still wearing their uniform so it still stands.
Kombucha girl got fired from the bank job she had because she made a harmless TikTok that other people edited. She was trying kombucha for the first time, and didn’t do anything wrong, and yet they had a problem with her because she “represented the bank” even though she made the TikTok at home and wasn’t even wearing the uniform for her bank. It’s wrong to hold employees to standards they aren’t getting paid to uphold while they are not at work. Period.
"I don't get paid enough for this stuff!" lol!
😆😆 and now I remember my math teacher who always said the same - when my class was too stupid to get what she had explained more than three times already.
Now I get how wonderful it fit.
Third story: The lady should have also gotten charges for lying to officers, she literally tried to screw over an innocent person so hard here that it's not funny
Said person should be allowed to hit her for all the harassment she spewed, she could have gotten someone in major trouble if they didn’t have cameras.
darkfluff should also get a charge for saying ceeren instead of ciaran
pretty sure they did add that to the charges even when it isn't being mentioned
I had the same thought
"Snap those fingers at me again, and I'll break them!"
Story 1: to defeat a karen, you just have to act like one against that karen
Story 2 - my mother snapped her fingers at us when I was a kid. Then she ended up working at a snack bar where I worked - and began complaining about this guy who would come in, snapping his fingers at us, no matter how busy we were!
She never got that she did the same thing!
Maybe she got it from the Addams Family.
The last time a Karen snapped her fingers at me I smiled and asked what she needed, because I'm an asshole who can play pretend. She demanded I get something off the top shelf so I pushed it all the way to the back and walked off
I like your style.
Go, you!
“Don’t snap your fingers at me, I’m not your dog” was my answer to that occurrence when I worked retail.
INSANE STORY! How do these people even exist on this planet!?!
More than likely their parents didn't know how to parent or they spoiled and had no consequences to the point they became who they are now.
Dumb rich people have sexual 😒intercourse lol 😆and these happen
Sometimes I wonder if US breeds them. 😂😅
Modern society fosters and supports these rude idiots. 🙄
@@Emsev100 not just breed, but train them...
A good reality show would be to share high quality footage at retail stores
Fantastic idea!
@@KelleysQuiltsandCruises umfglĺ
They won't do that, because then you would realize the mart of walls has cameras so good they can see your phone screen. At least at checkout.
You can't publish a recording of someone on the Internet with out their consent. It's a felony.
@@Tabbimura Well the people in the videos consent when they enter the store, that's the whole point of the "You're on camera" posters. And even then, you can always blur out the faces
3:50
Given the kind of quality Netflix has been putting out that's not at all surprising.
Story 2: Snapping fingers is pretty rude, so Karen deserved a reprimand for not only doing that, but then proceeding to harass the employee that helped her only once.
I agree. 😁👍🏻
The only persons I do snap my fingers to are my sisters and that’s when we goof around.
@Emsev7 or my BFF n bf but we are launching hard at some stupid joke!
One thing any Karen customer at a restaurant fails to recognize is that there's utensils that can easily cut through bones in the kitchen.
Really I use the snap on people to redirect, especially when they're not acting logically idk what it is but if you snap loud enough once it breaks their overly focused rage.
Rude but enraging? OP is over the top. OP needs therapy for anger issues. He didn’t seem to help the store and caused a problem. Very arrogant.
7:19 "I'm going to get you arrested for doing the exact same thing I did!"
The real MVP in story 3 was OPs boss for sending him home to relax and clear his thoughts so he can come back better for tomorrow's shift. That's a goddamn SuperManager right there.
As long as he got paid for the hours that he missed.
At the store I work at for now as an assistant manager, we have bells up front a customer is supposed to ring when we're busy stocking stuff. I usually get people to yell hello or something but this one person, fucking whistled like I was a damn dog and that really pissed me off worse than the finger snapping
That's also sexual harassment. I work retail and a manager kicked a creepy guy out of the store for whistling at me.
Lol it's at those times I wish I knew how to do wolf whistles!!
props to the kid for popping kevins little ego
Snapping fingers, whistling, clapping, to get an employee's attention is pretty common when you work either retail or food services. I worked both and cant count the number of times it happened to me. Though I usually ignore it until whoever wanted my attention actually spoke up because I dont respond to whistles and snapping fingers. I'm not a fucking dog.
I had a guy get kicked out of the store for whistling at me. That's sexual harassment and it wasn't tolerated.
The first story was HILLARIOUS! I was crying laughing. Thanks for making my day.
Me too! Played it 3 times lol. Can't wait to share it with my daughter.
u sad or something?
Sarcasm and condescension to garbage people is never a bad habit 🥃
Cheers! 🖖🏼
As a retail worker for 7 years, there are a handful of things that make me instantly irritated: snapping fingers, cussing at me/ a coworker, talking on the phone while being rung up, and general rudeness or impatience. Basically, just don't be a jerk and I'll be happy to help you as much as I can.
I work retail and totally agree with you. The one that bothers me the most is the talking on the phone while being rung up. It's just utterly annoying when you have to ask them the same question or tell them something three times because they are not paying attention to you. Sometimes I just want to yell at them "Hang the effing phone up and listen to me" or want to rip the phone out of their hand and fling it. It's very hard to stay in control sometimes. I always say cell phones are a great invention, but they make some people awfully rude.
@@donnakubiski5572 I want to act like a badass at work, but I would probably get in trouble for it.
I'd bet some serious money Hero Girl had been on the bad side of a Karen's demands at some point, and had thought of ALL the responses she wanted to use (if she didn't have to care about keeping a job) and had them ready to roll as soon as MK started his nonsense. That was pretty funny.
My husband used to snap his fingers when he wanted me to do something. I told him he could stop that stupidity or I would cut his fingers off and flush them down the commode! He got the message fast!
Too bad that spitting one didn't happen recently. Far as I know, spitting on somebody whether accidental or not, even on property, was classified as terrorism at some point in either 2020 or 2021. Still is, but I'm not sure.
Assault when it's done on a police officer.
@@GeorgieB1965 It’s assault regardless.
I will never understand how people from the US keep thinking their laws are universal when they don't even get their shit together enough to have uniform laws in their own country...
Ciaran (Scottish Gaelic spelling) or Ciarán (Irish spelling) is a traditional male name that means "little dark one" or "little dark-haired one". It’s pronounced the same way you would say Kieran. Gaelic names can be difficult to pronounce if you don’t speak it or if it’s unusual for someone to have a Gaelic name, eg Caoimhe is pronounced Kee-va, Aodh is pronounced Ay like in day.
Thanks, I scrolled into the comments looking to see if anyone else had mentioned it.
That's a pet peeve of mine too. You just don't snap your fingers at someone to get their attention. You do that with pets, not people.
Snap at me, she might get them broken. 😡
Sometimes even pets do not like the whistling or finger snapping.
When Mistu joked about Rats being a Safety Violation, OP should have said "Squeak, Squeak" as he flipped her off...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
LOL Story 3, "she flipped me off(which is a sign of affection)", I'm a military vet and that is THE MOST vet thing a civilian can say, we do that too. Want to show love to a fellow vet, flip them off LOL.
Story 2, go op!! You rock, she deserved to have a taste of her own medicine
Last story, I love it when Karens are all smug til their proved wrong and don't get their and/ or in trouble. I wouldn't be surprised if the Karen tried to go to op's store to get him fired but instead gets kicked out.
a karen was shouting at a cashier about 17yo the manager came up and shouted at her YOU NEVER TALK TO MEMBERS OF MY STAFF LIKE THAT YOU ARE BANNED FROM THIS STORE FOR LIFE, LEAVE NOW.
karen is shock said what about the customer is always right
manager said your banned your not a customer leave now or leave in police car
i said to cashier you have the best manager in retail
she smiled and said
thats my Dad
i peed myself laffing
The only time you should ever snap at anything is if you're calling over your pet.
Heck I don’t need to do that to my poochs they come when called
I don't even ever snap any pet! They're better than this shyte!
An exception: if you're dancing to "Jump in the Line (Shake Senora)".
Or if your name is Winona Ryder or Harry Belafonte.
I can't snap, but if I could I would snap along to the Addams Family theme song.
Security cameras are Karens worst enemy and getting banned from a store or restaurant is their worst nightmare
hello Lucifer Morningstar here. I am opening a new circle of hell for all karens and would like ideas for the hell loop. any ideas will be tried
Love hero girl in story 1. Love "I don't work here lady" stories by fluff! ❤️
Neither do I. 😤
@@Emsev100 What?!
A shop is a place where you exchange money for stuff, not your personal kingdom
Karen : Snaps finger @ employee. Random person : Does it back @ Karen. Karen : OMG HE ASSAULTED ME! HELP! HELP! Random person : You did it first Karen. It was self defence. EDIT : Whenever pointed/jabbed me right in my body with a finger, that finger often suddenly bent in unnatural and painfull ways. Often followed up by a knee in the privates or a hard punch just under the ribs for self defence.
one was poking me in chest
i said stop that it is rude and there will be consequences. she did not and the consequence was me poking her in the eye
Karens are so nonsensical, even their own logic doesn’t work on them and confuses them. How funny and sad for them.
About 22 years ago, when I worked retail (I don’t anymore), I had a “gentleman” that was from a different country snap his fingers at me and tell me “be quick about it” when I went to check in the back for an item for him. His business companion quietly told him “no, no. We don’t treat women that way here.” The guy replied that I was “the help and that’s how they’re treated”. My manager nearly caused some mayhem because she heard him. No apologies, but the business companion said that they were leaving instead of buying anything. Both my manager and I were fuming.
I really wish that this is a place where the help eats the rich.
I used to work in a bakery and had a "gentleman" and his 11 yr-old daughter come in for her birthday cake. She had to carry out the cake; when she asked him for help, he snapped his fingers at my coworker and me to help her.
If it wasn't for the birthday girl, I really wanted a smash cake just for his face.
So help me, if someone spit on me on purpose, thinking there would be no reprocussions, they'd be leaving with a damn concussion.
Or much worse.
Male Karen: *approaches high school girl*
High schooler: Dormammu, I've come to bargain
I don't care what you think, never, *EVER* snap your fingers!
Green tea with mint and a pinch of justice absolutely delicious 🤤
As for Karens arguing accusing non-employees of lying when they tell them they don't work there. Some people, and Karens seem to be especially prone to this, simply cannot deal with the concept that they made a mistake. These are the people who, in a tech support context, will swear that it's the computer, not them, that forgot their password.
Or that it's YOUR fault they got a virus, not their own stupidity.
And how someone could get such joy in firing someone is beyond me
These Karens need to learn a few things.
1. People will be more likely and willing to help you if you’re nice to them and not a total AH. It costs 0 dollars and 0 cents to not be a scumbag.
2. Always assume you’re being recorded, as most places have cameras.
3. 🎵Bring joy to the world, it’s the thing to do. But the world does not revolve around you. Don’t be a jerk~🎵
Second story setup: Melody: "Hit The Road, Jack", snap your fingers to the rhythm and sing: " Hit the road , Karen, don't return to this store no more, no more, no more, no more, hit the road Karen, don't bother employees no more . . ."
For me, my berserk button is being interrupted. Most people I'll give the benefit of the doubt, but do that more than twice and I'm gonna start to rage. It's hard enough for me to speak, being an introvert, and interrupting me isn't helping my case.
I just had an "I don't work here" story. I went to a blue/white thrift store and as I was meandering through the aisles I had a lady run her cart in front of me and asked about something. I must have given her a quizzical look because she asks 'you don't know?'....I said 'no, I don't work here.' I then pointed to an employee with a trolley behind her, and said maybe they can help you, turned around and walked away.
I should note I wasn't wearing a vest, didn't have a name tag, and I had a shopping cart of my own.
Karen "Do you think I'm stupid?" Me "You have to ask? I would say no, but you're not giving me much choice..."
I hate that OP 3's manager told them to "act a bit more professionally" in dealing with the Karen. That's basically the workplace equivalent of "be the bigger person" if you ask me, and it reminds me that employees should be protected from retaliation if they stand up for themselves when being harassed.
Funny thing. Ciaran is actually pronounced with a hard C. Like “Kee-run” - not exactly, but pretty close to “Karen.” 😂
Thanks. I was going to mention that also.
Second story alt title: Karen makes a customer snap.
Quite literally.
That must have been one hell of a show to watch
Love the story about the high school girl giving it back to the rude man, absolutely great.
Story 1 was the best I hear EVER! This is the best way to handle a Karen! I am still laughing.
Store 1, you gotta admit this is hilarious
If this ever happens to me, God forbid, I would just smile and point at the nearest camera.
Verbal and physical harassment charges makes sense (for spitting tea and stuff), but they also could’ve included filing a false police report since Karen lied to the cops and said OP comitted crimes that didn’t actually happen.
A day without Fluff is boring. I don't work here stories are insane!
Omg that first story was THE BEST thing I’ve heard EVER!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I worked as a sales person at Macy's,many years ago , whenever someone would snap at me I would walk slowly back to the register. 🤣😂😆😁
LOL! i worked at a hospital as a clerk in the xray dept. one day i'm filing (it was a long time ago) and a patient whistles and snaps his fingers at me. i run like looney and i barked at him.
Story 2: Lady by your logic you are an employee.
KAREN is obviously an acronym for Kaptivating and Ridiculously Entertaining Numpty ! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤️
17:31 It was at that moment, Karen knew... she done effed up.
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
" Yes and so far you've proven me right"
First story with HG - that young lady was amazing. Well deserving of a round of applause! Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s running the country soon (tho’ she probably has far too much honesty!).
Bravo HG, you are amazing and a great example for younger ladies to emulate!
I’m curious has anyone who actually DOES work somewhere say that they don’t? Because the amount of times people refuse to believe when someone says “I don’t work here” is astounding.
Yes.
That first story has got to be the funniest I don’t work here story! Thank you
This is the best r/IDon'tWorkHereLady that I have read/listened to, and I have listened to a lot of them. Two unKarens trying to get each other to do their job! ROFLOL!!!
Anyone, I mean ANYONE, who has invaded someone else's space deliberately, should be warned that they might be hitchhiking to HELL if they don't back off.
Man I would have paid money to record the HG story! 😂🤣🤣
Absolutely loved the first story❤️❤️❤️
Even if an person DID work at a business, have these Karen's NEVER heard of the concepts of breaks? Legally, they can't serves someone while on break. It's not uncommon for employees to take their break on premises, smh
always assume when outside your home, you are on camera. there are cameras everywhere.
The multitude of Bigfoot programs on TV should be replaced with Wild Karen programs. Much more interesting.
@@lancerevell5979 and a lot more entertaining
@keepupwithspeedy the word is there I downvoted you for misspelling there
@@sherryhannah498 I never was good at spelling. sorry lol I corrected it. Thanks for correcting me :)
Finger snapping is only OK if you're in a production of West Side Story and playing one of the sharks or the Jets.
And Dogbert Clue for the Clueless: Never EVER ask someone "Do you think I"m that stupid?" This question always answers itself, and the answer is always YES.
I work retail but when someone snaps there fingers I just ignore it.
Karens likely assume “oh there are no cameras pointed at me NOW so I don’t need to check” 😂
Mirroring a Karen is probably the best defense against one.
Love the stories,but the name is pronounced 'Kir-awn' it's an Irish name. Keep up the good work,Darkfluff!
CCTV Cameras--the bane of Karens.
*First Story:* OP and that lady with the little kid wished that they had some popcorn! 😆🍿 🤣🍿 😁🍿
That store has a snapper, ugh. My store has a whistler.
There needs to be Karen jails, where all Karens get to spend their lives attacking each other.
4:56 "Buy 'N Large"
Gotta love a WALL-E reference.
Omg I HATE people who snap their fingers at employees! It happened to me all the time when I worked in a bakery in a large big box store. The table where I decorated cakes was set a bit far back from the counter where customers stand. A lot of them would snap their fingers at me and yell "HELLOOOOO!" Then there were the whistlers. They would whistle to get my attention the same way you'd whistle at a dog to get it to come to you. I am NOT your dog, I'm not answering your whistle.
Over on this side of the world, calling out "SHOP" with a raised voice (not shouting) while you're waiting at the counter seems to be at least acceptable, if not amusing.
I work retail. A guy got kicked out of the store for whistling at me. Sexual harassment is not tolerated where I work.
What has to break in a person's brain to make them think it's a good idea to *fk with the people who are making your food* ?
Last/Titular story: Somehow I wish it had come out that when she whined that it wasn't her order that OP would have managed "No, because that's my order, that I ordered ahead of you", then her being made to wait (or booted out) while they replaced the drink she threw out. I HATE that she got her order made before replacing the one she trashed. But this DOES make a better story, LOL!
First story is incredible lmao and the Kevin never caught on
Instantly tilts head to the side at the thought of boiling water for green tea.
19:27 And it was at this moment she realized she done fudged up
Was people on break saying they don't work somewhere a thing for a while? Because that seems to be what a lot of karens hear.
My husband goes to the same gas station every morning and gets his coffee before work. He refills the sugars, creamer and will even start another pot if they are busy. Ppl and their entitlement., If I say I don't work here just walk away simple as that. I've mistaken ppl for employees we laugh and go on our separate ways..good grief ppl are just ughh
Store cameras more than pay for themselves. It takes 1-2 days for a bruise to turn purple. Before that, the skin is a red color. It only turns purple as the blood loses its oxygen content, and that takes time. If someone with a bruise claims that they were recently attacked, they are lying.