@@CentralTexasCarSpottertbf time does pass society by far faster than ever before since about 2014-2014 due to tech and how weve changed social interaction and such. To me personally I know Trump ran in 2016, but it sounds absolutely insane that we are nearly a decade past Trump winning.
a few months back I had a dentist appointment that was actually scheduled for 2:30, and for the week leading up to it, I was just spamming that joke (much to the chagrin of everyone around me) haha I’ve honestly never heard the ‘Asian’ component before though, I just thought it was a dumb kids joke about the time Q: what time is it when you go to the dentist A: tooth hurt-y! 🦷 ‼️
Stavvy, please understand one of the best parts of the pod is Eldis being able to laugh and chime in. Dude adds so much to the pod haha never change big E
My mom loudly saying “is it a stereotype for Asians to not have manners?” while we’re being served our food by an Asian server at a Japanese restaurant. I was so embarrassed I was covering my face.
Well he said he doesn't think he used an accent but that joke doesn't really work or make sense unless you do a terrible racist Asian accent so...I think his dad did the accent
@@123a-o5d no, cuz the punchline doesn't work without an accent the way the guy set it up. If his dad had said the joke set up correctly then yea you'd be right but he didn't. The joke is clearly supposed to be about Asians the way his dad told it, so his dad for sure did or meant to do the accent. Cuz his version of the joke doesn't work otherwise, it doesn't make any sense.
@@TwoGunToast What I meant to say is that the joke is simply: "What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30". His dad's version doesn't make sense to me.
My family is racist in a kind of wholesome way. My grandpa was in WW2, and in an attempt to overcome his prejudices, invited a Japanese coworker for Thanksgiving, where they both wore traditional Indian headdress. My dad got the owner of the Thai place he loves, a nice piece of traditional Japanese art.
Did you hear the one about the Chinaman who went to the eye doctor? The doctor said Mr. Chen we found the problem. You have a cataract. He said no I don't......I drive a Wrincoln Continental
a few months back I had a dentist appointment that was actually scheduled for 2:30, and for the week leading up to it, I was just letting that joke fly everywhere I went (much to the chagrin of everyone around me haha). I’ve honestly never heard the ‘Asian’ component before though, I just thought it was a dumb kids joke about the time Q: what time is it when you go to the dentist? A: tooth hurt-y! 🦷 ‼️
9:00 My mom sometimes retells a story where she “bullied a midget” when she was a little girl. First of all, I don’t think you can say midget anymore, and also that’s ducked up!
I wonder how many times a day a dentist hears that joke Also nothing identifying Asian was made. It could’ve been Hispanic white or black at what point does race even play a role or need to be involved?
Sounds like the dad is cool and harmless and everyone else involved needs to stop clutching their pearls and pull their panties out of their backside. Also, Stav pulling the "texts and voicemails between me and Eldis would get us arrested" is super ironic considering he literally clowned on a guy recently for saying that about a groupchat.
@@Tortilla.Reform my point isn’t that he should be cancelled, Nigerian share tank is a good bit and deserves laughing at, just that Stavros is not the person to complain about crassness, it’s his whole shtick, whether he disavows cumtown or not.
Is it really wrong to tell a black person that they've got a cool haircut? Cause a high top is really impressive and cool, and I shouldn't be punished for that
If it comes up naturally, sure. But by just randomly seeing it and blurting it out like an autist is so awkward and weird for everyone involved. It's not hateful racism, no, but it's for sure being that guy with no social skills.
In 2002, I was in 8th grade and in my American History class we had a mock slave auction. With fake blood and a bull whip. And the ONLY black girl in my grade got the slave card and got bought.
The absolute flashbacks that hit me when he brought up midwest people calling bpack hair cool and asking to touch it. I know it comes from a good place but fuck just tell me i look good 8:46
I live in Indiana and work with a liberal lady who got upset when a black coworker got offended for her trying to “feel his hair because it’s different”
Caller turned his back on the hygienist quuuuiiiick. "Ive known her for a long time..." to "She just messaged me out of nowhere to rat on my dad." Hahaha
As an Asian person from Wisconsin, I'd be shocked if that was the most unhinged thing either them heard that day in Indiana. I'd call that one a win instead of being told you'll burn in hell or catching a Confederate flag lmao. Indiana is like the Alabama of the Midwest.
People are like an order of magnitude more racist in any part of Asia though, You're not going to get a whole lot of people spitting on you for being foreign in Indiana.
I feel like in your 60's the brain has long since hit cruising altitude and will maintain the same basic trajectory, to change directions at that point is a big ask
The weird thing to me is that joke is usually told as, “what’s a dentists favorite time?” I don’t understand why he’d add a race to the joke.. maybe to say with an accent like suggested but that is an old dumb dad joke. The first time i told my kid that joke was the biggest laugh I’ve ever gotten from a dad joke lol.
This is my dad 100% and he has lung cancer and the shit he says is ruthless and no filter😂 he’s like fuck it I’m gonna die so if someone kills me they would be doing me a favor. Ah gotta love old man humor
the joke is supposed to go “what is a dentists favorite time” “Tooth Hurty” The fact he MADE it racist and somehow stupider is the most fucking wild part.
We're already old and in the future Stavros. There's children out there that have no idea what a controller is. All they see are touch screens. They will poke your television.
Stav saying "i'm not gonna do it" in regards to a racist chinese accent despite having been on a podcast for half a decade that was almost exclusively racist chinese accents is hilarious
I was in a chinese restaurant with my dad. He ordered "flied lice" from the waitor who was asain. I told him "dad, these people are making our food. Shut up!". Otherwise id be fine with some casual racism. I wouldnt like a waitor to have his feelings hurt while working. Thats a bit mean.
haha i've never heard anyone throw a chinaman into that tooth hurty dentist joke. usually it just goes something along the lines of what time do you go to the dentist? tooth hurty. i'd laugh harder at hearing someone say chinaman outloud than the joke.
He has his fair share of his own too. People wanna act like he just laughed because Mullens are more memorable and funny but Stav has a good amount of edgy bits on there
Heard that joke in a film before, can't remember the film but the context was 2 couples at a dinner one guy was with a girl with MS or something like that and the other guy made that joke but wasn't a racist joke and more a remedial joke he was making as if the girl with MS was mentally slow so it was just condescending rather than racist, if you tell it in your normal voice then is it a racist joke?
I had a similar situation with my grandad a couple of months back. He referred to Johnny Mathis as a "coloured" singer. frankly I don't give a shit because he grew up in a time when that was the way you referred to black people. I know he's not racist and he's the best man I know so I trust that he has no bad intentions. If I came to him with a black girlfriend he wouldn't give a shit, and if I came home with a black boyfriend he would give equally no shits, my nan was a librarian at an art university campus so I very much doubt they have a racist bone in their bodies. Sometimes you have to separate racism from people who don't keep up with the times, racist jokes don't make you a racist, racism does.
This is the most well put together guy to have ever called in.
Hahahaha for real, he’s gotta be hiding bodies in his basement or something lol no way he’s this sane calling into stavvy’s world hahaha
The guy is a pansy.
Lol he sounds like an autistic dork
@@CentralTexasCarSpotterthe worst part is that he fooled me into thinking obama ran in 2016, i didnt even think twice after he said that
@@CentralTexasCarSpottertbf time does pass society by far faster than ever before since about 2014-2014 due to tech and how weve changed social interaction and such. To me personally I know Trump ran in 2016, but it sounds absolutely insane that we are nearly a decade past Trump winning.
This caller has good energy. Hope to hear about his racist dad again
Stav shying away from doing an Asian accent is new
Learned from Shane G
Megamix of just stav laughing at nicks chinese impressions would be at least a couple hours lmao
You could see the regretful wheels turning after he said “we can do the math”
he could've supported his brother shane Dog and took an L instead. stav is soft, not just around the waist.
Nick mullens would’ve done the accent. A true comedian
”what would you do if your friend made racist Chinese jokes? " He asks the guy who hosted a podcast with Nick Mullen for like 10 years.
Truth
feels like a prank call
Hey yall my name is Curtis LeSzechuan
When stav said he wouldn't do the accent I immediately heard all of the times he's done the accent
“He can’t even be comfortably diet racist in his home town anymore” 😂
"he can't be comfortably diet racist in his own hometown anymore" is such an incredible line
I'd like to see "how do i stop my gay ass son from whining about my awesome jokes"
Hell yeah, dude 😂
Someone with this take would think “whining” is spelt “winning”.
@@bandofmountains thank you for catching that
@@dontommyy2592 damn I lobbed it up for you by writing “spelt” instead of “spelled”
God damn that hilarious that it worked. Good eye sniper
@@dontommyy2592 “spelt” is hulled wheat 🌾
Stav was sooooooo close to busting out the chinese accent😂
Kinda strange that he didn’t? It would’ve hit pretty hard
@@zzzzz45zzzzz79unfortunately he’s not gay anymore:/
@@coltermasson8124 he's gay for not doing it
Not since becoming friends with Hasan 😂 he’s lost his edge and gayness
You could see the gears turn
Tooth hurty is one of my uncle who is a dentists favorite jokes
a few months back I had a dentist appointment that was actually scheduled for 2:30, and for the week leading up to it, I was just spamming that joke (much to the chagrin of everyone around me) haha
I’ve honestly never heard the ‘Asian’ component before though, I just thought it was a dumb kids joke about the time
Q: what time is it when you go to the dentist
A: tooth hurt-y! 🦷 ‼️
This is my grandmother loudly complaining about "illegal immigrants" at the mexican restaurant
Oh no 😂😂😂
Lmfao like my aunt always saying "glasias" everytime they bring her shit.lol
No one hates illegal immigrants more than legal immigrants
I mean if you've got complaints you take em to who you're complaining about.
Stavvy, please understand one of the best parts of the pod is Eldis being able to laugh and chime in. Dude adds so much to the pod haha never change big E
user-he9fg8jr6g, get a real username
Nice try Eldis's mom....
So true same thing basically ruined YMH getting rid of Nadav lol. People hated it now they miss it.
that sudden cut mid-sentence at the end is why Eldis gets paid the big bucks
LMAO
Tooth hurty, folks.
My dad just turned 70, this one hits home lmao.
My dad is around that age and has his corny dad jokes, but he also knows how to read a room.
@paxapunch2708 that's the key here lol.
My old man is still working so thankfully he knows when to keep his casual racism to himself.
@@FuttBuckersonso gay
I always knew the premise of the joke to be "what's a dentist favorite time? Tooth hurty." I don't know how his dad managed to turn that racist 😂.
I’ve only ever heard it with an over the top asian accent on the punchline
This dude sounds like Eldis's long-lost brother.
"someone snitches on you for a tooth-hurty joke in rural Indiana" lmao
My mom loudly saying “is it a stereotype for Asians to not have manners?” while we’re being served our food by an Asian server at a Japanese restaurant. I was so embarrassed I was covering my face.
That’s gotta suck. I’m sorry
You said yes right?
I can't imagine snitching on someone's dad for a hilarious g-rated joke
Nah tooth-hurty is a joke you hear in grade school minus the mild racism
I didn’t take it as snitching. I took it as someone looking out for their mates old man.
@jessie6600I disagree with that sentiment.
@jessie6600dude have a chat to someone that agrees with you. I’m not trying to convince anyone of anything.
"Tooth hurty" has nothing to do with an Asian accent lol
Well he said he doesn't think he used an accent but that joke doesn't really work or make sense unless you do a terrible racist Asian accent so...I think his dad did the accent
I thought the original joke was somewhere along the lines of “what time do you go to the dentist” it never had anything to do with Asians lol
@@TwoGunToast It doesn't need accents or anything else for the joke to work.
@@123a-o5d no, cuz the punchline doesn't work without an accent the way the guy set it up. If his dad had said the joke set up correctly then yea you'd be right but he didn't. The joke is clearly supposed to be about Asians the way his dad told it, so his dad for sure did or meant to do the accent. Cuz his version of the joke doesn't work otherwise, it doesn't make any sense.
@@TwoGunToast What I meant to say is that the joke is simply: "What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30". His dad's version doesn't make sense to me.
Crazy that he even felt like he needed to talk to his dad about that softball ass joke
The way the caller randomly chimes in at 10:43 with “Exactly” has me laughing my ass off 😂
Hilarious that after years of Ctown now stavros the man mountain is preaching morality.
He’s been rehabilitated
@@silentnoah yeah okay. He made his millions and cashed out. Disgraceful.
Jesus Stavvy how many Percocet did you take before this ep🤣🤣🤣open those eyes brother
My family is racist in a kind of wholesome way. My grandpa was in WW2, and in an attempt to overcome his prejudices, invited a Japanese coworker for Thanksgiving, where they both wore traditional Indian headdress. My dad got the owner of the Thai place he loves, a nice piece of traditional Japanese art.
Well, he's trying, haha.
The cut at the end was the funniest part.
I mean you can tell us our hair is cool 😅. Just for the love of everything dont touch it unprompted. Thank you!
I didn't think that would be considered racist, it's just a real observable fact and a compliment.
“We can all do the math” was a wonderful little nod
My dad got in trouble for this at work and had to have a talk. True reverse parenting moment 😂
I cant tell a black person their hair is cool? Asking for Chi Chi
Piccolo doesn’t have hair???
Mr. Popo wears a turban though...
Piccolo is bald
By far the most relevant advice I’ve heard you give, Stavy 😂😂😂 Thanks bro
Love the cut at the end
It sounds like your Dad tried to do the Junior Soprano joke but fucked it up
Did you hear the one about the Chinaman who went to the eye doctor?
The doctor said Mr. Chen we found the problem. You have a cataract.
He said no I don't......I drive a Wrincoln Continental
Been following stav a few years now.....and I'm starting to like him more and more ❤
I really needed this podcast. The world is falling apart, and this is my small glimmer of joy.
This guy has incredible energy
I once got called a “racist” for saying “dawg”. I’ve said dawg/dawgie since I was a kid. Idk lol people are just trying to stir a shit pot
@@CentralTexasCarSpotter “what’s up dawgy” “hell yeah dawg” etc
id bet a lot that you got called racist for that and also avoiding mention of the 30 other times before that when it was justified
@@Wyvernnnn English dawg?
This dude is funny as hell lol. Solid timing
“you got a white wife?”
“yes”
“nice”
"Baltimore will be where she draws her final breath"🤣
This guy took too long answering if his dad would be cool with his hypothetical black wife 😂
a few months back I had a dentist appointment that was actually scheduled for 2:30, and for the week leading up to it, I was just letting that joke fly everywhere I went (much to the chagrin of everyone around me haha).
I’ve honestly never heard the ‘Asian’ component before though, I just thought it was a dumb kids joke about the time
Q: what time is it when you go to the dentist?
A: tooth hurt-y! 🦷 ‼️
9:00 My mom sometimes retells a story where she “bullied a midget” when she was a little girl. First of all, I don’t think you can say midget anymore, and also that’s ducked up!
Really wanted to hear Stavvy's "Chinaman" voice. Shame
Nick wouldve done it
@@luisquiroga8554that's a major reason why he isn't as successful.
TOOOOFUURRTY
@@superblump87 he's funneir for it
@@superblump87 right, not as paletable to the masses
Stavros bout to steal the "why did the China man walk into the dentist joke" 😂
when the therapy gecko takes of his outfit
Haha that got way too real at the end
1:08 CLEARLY NOT THE PREFERRED NOMENCLATURE
Dude..... Asian American please lmao
My grandfather is in his 90s. Was a dentist for 40 years. I've definitely heard some jokes
It was a tooth joke at the dentist get over it
It's an old simple wordplay joke that had no racism involved. People from Indiana need racism to communicate
I'm more offended that he's telling popsicle stick jokes in public
Idk why stav was even entertaining the idea that the joke was racist😂
I wonder how many times a day a dentist hears that joke
Also nothing identifying Asian was made. It could’ve been Hispanic white or black at what point does race even play a role or need to be involved?
@@willywonka7812 The way he told it was what made it racist, like the way most of us heard it as kids is what's the best time to go to the dentist lol
Sounds like the dad is cool and harmless and everyone else involved needs to stop clutching their pearls and pull their panties out of their backside. Also, Stav pulling the "texts and voicemails between me and Eldis would get us arrested" is super ironic considering he literally clowned on a guy recently for saying that about a groupchat.
"some of them have fuckin' TEENS or like you know old--" [cue music]
Stav I remember you laughing at Nigerian shark tank, don’t pretend you’re some progressive titan, you’re only a titan in terms of mass
What episode was that? That sounds hilarious.
Look up Nigerian shark tank- cumtown
@@paxapunch2708 Look up "asian fidance African Voice Compilation"
People can change my guy
@@Tortilla.Reform my point isn’t that he should be cancelled, Nigerian share tank is a good bit and deserves laughing at, just that Stavros is not the person to complain about crassness, it’s his whole shtick, whether he disavows cumtown or not.
Bahahahaha "tooth hurty"!!!! Awesome!
Papa Mullen would frown upon this
Is it really wrong to tell a black person that they've got a cool haircut? Cause a high top is really impressive and cool, and I shouldn't be punished for that
If it comes up naturally, sure. But by just randomly seeing it and blurting it out like an autist is so awkward and weird for everyone involved. It's not hateful racism, no, but it's for sure being that guy with no social skills.
Depends on the context. Like if it’s noticeably a fresh cut then a quick “ nicecut” is fine
@@Chlorophyll47you’re right, black people don’t deserve compliments, right???
@@Chlorophyll47 consider not telling people what to say. I will be going out of my way to make not of super fly fades.
“Baltimore will be where you’re taking your final breath” lmaoo
This is very wise advice.
Stav has one of the best Japanese businessman voices in the game
The funny thing is for the dad, it was a dentist joke. So it made sense 😂😂
Tell this guy about the Rice President, Stav!!!
I'm so glad she snitched on this crime of the century, she must be such fun at parties.
“Diet Racist” is a great term 😂
In 2002, I was in 8th grade and in my American History class we had a mock slave auction. With fake blood and a bull whip. And the ONLY black girl in my grade got the slave card and got bought.
The way this cuts so abruptly hahaha
Stavbaby take ur gma to Greece that’s why ur rich
Tooth hurty isn’t even particular to Chinese Americans. I think the challenge is to make the jokes more sophisticated
Wow Stav is so stoned lol
This joke is from The Ringer… the only thing mildly racist was the use of the word Chinaman, but the joke itself is not.
Did you guys know, polar bears are brown and evolved white because cops kept shooting them. 😮
The absolute flashbacks that hit me when he brought up midwest people calling bpack hair cool and asking to touch it. I know it comes from a good place but fuck just tell me i look good 8:46
"Grandma, if you wanted to die in greece, you should have lived in greece."
stav is so baked
This is 100% my father and I can’t even try to say anything he just doesn’t get it lmao
I’m 28 with a worn lazy boy drinkin highlifes… foreshadowing
I'd welcome someone who knows me telling me about one of my parents using a lame racist joke. "What does she want?" Not casual racism? It's a low bar.
I live in Indiana and work with a liberal lady who got upset when a black coworker got offended for her trying to “feel his hair because it’s different”
Caller turned his back on the hygienist quuuuiiiick. "Ive known her for a long time..." to "She just messaged me out of nowhere to rat on my dad." Hahaha
Neither of those statements contradict each other though hahah, both can be true
😭 the hipaa laws
Tooth hurty is a Robin Williams joke.
As an Asian person from Wisconsin, I'd be shocked if that was the most unhinged thing either them heard that day in Indiana. I'd call that one a win instead of being told you'll burn in hell or catching a Confederate flag lmao. Indiana is like the Alabama of the Midwest.
Correction, the Midwest is the Alabama of the world
People are like an order of magnitude more racist in any part of Asia though, You're not going to get a whole lot of people spitting on you for being foreign in Indiana.
I feel like in your 60's the brain has long since hit cruising altitude and will maintain the same basic trajectory, to change directions at that point is a big ask
The weird thing to me is that joke is usually told as, “what’s a dentists favorite time?” I don’t understand why he’d add a race to the joke.. maybe to say with an accent like suggested but that is an old dumb dad joke. The first time i told my kid that joke was the biggest laugh I’ve ever gotten from a dad joke lol.
I saw this joke on a popsicle stick minus the china man... his dad just added the china man bit
This is my dad 100% and he has lung cancer and the shit he says is ruthless and no filter😂 he’s like fuck it I’m gonna die so if someone kills me they would be doing me a favor. Ah gotta love old man humor
the joke is supposed to go “what is a dentists favorite time”
“Tooth Hurty”
The fact he MADE it racist and somehow stupider is the most fucking wild part.
We're already old and in the future Stavros. There's children out there that have no idea what a controller is. All they see are touch screens. They will poke your television.
Stav saying "i'm not gonna do it" in regards to a racist chinese accent despite having been on a podcast for half a decade that was almost exclusively racist chinese accents is hilarious
I was in a chinese restaurant with my dad. He ordered "flied lice" from the waitor who was asain. I told him "dad, these people are making our food. Shut up!". Otherwise id be fine with some casual racism. I wouldnt like a waitor to have his feelings hurt while working. Thats a bit mean.
we're big on self improvement-stavros halkias
"we're big"- said stavros halkias and the man he ate earlier that day..
When I’m 60 or 70 I pray my kids keep my mouth in check ima be outta pocket
Boy, this would’ve been a good episode of mssp 😂😂😂😂
haha i've never heard anyone throw a chinaman into that tooth hurty dentist joke. usually it just goes something along the lines of what time do you go to the dentist? tooth hurty. i'd laugh harder at hearing someone say chinaman outloud than the joke.
Is this guy aware of how many Chineese man voices Stavy has sat through via Nick Mullen? 😂
He has his fair share of his own too. People wanna act like he just laughed because Mullens are more memorable and funny but Stav has a good amount of edgy bits on there
Heard that joke in a film before, can't remember the film but the context was 2 couples at a dinner one guy was with a girl with MS or something like that and the other guy made that joke but wasn't a racist joke and more a remedial joke he was making as if the girl with MS was mentally slow so it was just condescending rather than racist, if you tell it in your normal voice then is it a racist joke?
Complimenting a black guys hair is racist now? Lol 8:05
whoooosh my dude
I don't know, if her tone was more like "he said this off color thing to me, since I knew who he was I figured I'd reach out.."
My sisters woke now but when we were like 12-14 we would use the enword as a term of endearment it’s pretty bizarre
wtf does that mean kobe bryant
You're white?
Woke people are the closest you can get to an actual racist person, so it doesn’t surprise me at all. Also I hope it wasn’t a hard R lol
"Enword" I'm fuckin dying
@@rosia7598triggered
I had a similar situation with my grandad a couple of months back. He referred to Johnny Mathis as a "coloured" singer. frankly I don't give a shit because he grew up in a time when that was the way you referred to black people. I know he's not racist and he's the best man I know so I trust that he has no bad intentions. If I came to him with a black girlfriend he wouldn't give a shit, and if I came home with a black boyfriend he would give equally no shits, my nan was a librarian at an art university campus so I very much doubt they have a racist bone in their bodies. Sometimes you have to separate racism from people who don't keep up with the times, racist jokes don't make you a racist, racism does.
The dad took a normal joke and added race
my dad does the same thing like same joke and all..