@@soggydinnerolls1821 I am a triple agent who's a sleeper agent for t series while being undercover for pewdiepie.. All while secretly working for the MLGlesbian.. The MLGlesbian shall prevail
So guys i have decided to give a quarter of million of funniest comment awards, and the fact that we giving them out at a phenomenal rate is just amazing
Does anyone else think it's strange that the host lady or what ever said pewdiepie had 87 mil subs but then the guy said wow 87.5 mil subs like he new the exact number before the lady even said it and just acted surprised about it
@@raptyrn1290 if we really take it into account them anything can be "flat" including shapes. And any shape can be what we call flat. The whole concept behind what's flat and not it stupid. Everything is flat if you think about it, we just think "flat" is something that it isn't. The earth is flat. But it is also not flat.
Don't be sad BE ON THE PYROCYNICAL MERCH STORE: th-cam.com/users/redirect?q=https%3A%2F%2Fpyrocynical.store%2F&v=9qLbnQLCryI&event=video_description&redir_token=cKUB5WzqlnG4MmLOyurP4x8h5hN8MTU1MzAyOTA5MUAxNTUyOTQyNjkx
@@teamataraxia6244 Logan Paul : Records a literal corpse TH-cam : Puts it on trending, then after realising its mistake gives a one week penalty to logan Pewdiepie : Makes an edgy joke once TH-cam : Well there goes your google preferred mate, there goes your disney partnership, your youtube red show, not to mention we will demonetize you regularly until you stop swearing & your videos will often get claimed regularly & we won't do anything about it haha lol xd
Gravity could be explained by density but I still believe we are round. Every other culture in history has assumed we are a dome not a globe except for nasa
will b trust me I know I’ve looked a shit ton up about it. My friend sends me so many conspiracies to look at. But it’s very interesting to think what if we were a dome and not a globe and see what is the same and different
Remember when PewDiePie used to say ''how's it going bros!'' and so many people got offended by that, but when James Charles says Hey Sisters! it is okay... My question is why? I want the answer specifically from someone who got offended by PewDiePie saying ''Bro''.
T series: Indian channel Population of India: 1.3 billion+ Population of PewDiePie: worldwide Also T series: will eventually end up crossing PewDiePie according to the algorithm and current statistics there you go. I corrected it for you.
After playing the trilogy through the Legendary Edition, I’ve come to appreciate the clips he uses from it’s soundtrack. Edit: forgot to mention Mass Effect in a comment about Mass Effect
@@VolunteerCarp There are 3 million people on this channel. Its nothing special for someone to have the same fucking thoughts as someone else. Think before You are commenting. Give it a minute then comment.
"The horizon looks straight so the earth must be flat, because I am ignorant and/or mentally disfunctional" - every flat earther if they were self aware
Ninja is literally shaking and crying rn
WHAT ninja would never say the n word
Ninja
Ninja is sharding and farding.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1k Like
“He didn’t show a corpse, he’s getting better”
Literally the top comment
@@conmanassassin wait what
@@conmanassassin You sound 9
Mace Windu Ok yea whatever dude I don’t care
U r a funny man
just had surgery so this is the perfect time to manipulate my parents into buying me that hoodie. great timing pyro!
scratchthief o heck! Are you ok??
scratchthief lucky hehe
That pfp fits so well XD
@@sovietrussia3632 soviet russia a real one 👌
@@OriginalSpectorius honestly lol
2:53 can we discuss why this guys family look like they're having severe Vietnam flashbacks and this guys all fine about it
especially the girl on the right (i can’t remember her name, i think it was kira)
"the challenge today is to survive a REAL LIFE vietnam war!"
just pause at 2:56 and look at their faces
Bro his dad looks like he's just done all the drugs
@@zekeththegeeketh8094 And Morgz got all the PCP
_”He didn’t show a corpse, he’s getting better.”_
ＤＥＳＴＲＵＣＴＩＯＮ １００
lamo
Jun Lim Not how that subreddit works
I think you mean I L L U S I O N 100
L A M O
O R I G I N A L I T Y
*2000*
hey kids ever heard of this cool thing called gravity
No
ye
why is this the top comment
Gravity is a myth that the government made
Actually tho why would the government lie about the shape of the earth what purpose does that serve
The Earth is actually a 2002 Toyota Corolla, and there’s nothing you can do to change my mind.
Of course we cant change your mind, youre correct
I agree
no its a toyota prius you dummy
Really I thought it was Nissan Maxima and Morgan freeman was the driver
*RealLifeLore wants to know your location*
I am an Indian. I can understand every single word in this video.
Same but I speak Nepali a bit close to Hindi I guess lol
Indian man. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Sleep agent of T series
@@zack4life346 never seen another Nepali man on a pyro video.. Big up My G
@@soggydinnerolls1821 I am a triple agent who's a sleeper agent for t series while being undercover for pewdiepie.. All while secretly working for the MLGlesbian.. The MLGlesbian shall prevail
I speak 3 languages 1 may be elfish from LOTR
That MLG parody at he end was the best content we’ve got from Pyro in years.
yes
on jah
He should make mlg t series action movies
Indian Leafy
Why I watch Pyro?
*”I am subscribed for the meme”*
So guys, we did it...
@@raynaldiyudhistira4851 we reached quarter of a million subscribers....
I watch him for the plot
RIP outro fricking copyright system is as bad as callmecarson’s spelling b
TH-cam and copyright stuff is fucked at this point, its really sad not hearing whitewoods in the outros anymore :(
@@its_Pip some of his REEEEALLY old videos a still have the outro.
@@taurxevc1725 good thing :D
Fucking virgin who says fricking
You frickers need to stop floping cursing my ninjas
Pyro: *breathes*
Also Pyro: wait I can’t do that Pewdiepie already did that
I'm not subscribed to pewdiepie or t series
@@garyredfield1498 no one cares
@@spehhhsssmarineer8961 I know, Noone cared that you didn't care, the cycle continues
@@garyredfield1498 but you see i cared enough as to respond breaking the cycle
@@spehhhsssmarineer8961 good choice pal
Theory: Earth is a Beyblade and that’s why it spins
Matthew Ferraro true true, but u ever thought that the earth is a SunnyD bottle since the magma is orange?
what if it's a beyblade shaped sunny-d bottle?
@@lazysheetghost4622 5000 IQ
What if it’s a planet shaped beyblade sunnyD bottle?
@@phoephoe111 copy cat
Ninjas wife: *divorce*
Ninja: *PLAYS FORTNITE FOR 24 HOURS*
Congratulations on 100 likes
Your parents are siblings you deformed fuck.
@@peiranzhang4283 Is everything alright at home buddy? You seem upset.
@@GrugBonkers I thought pyro fan base is supposed to be cancer
@@peiranzhang4283 ???
CONSPIRACY THEORY:
Pyro can't make petscop 2 because he can't count past 1
he better make *Petscop Reboot 1 Year Long Video then*
Just like valve cant count to 3
like Valve?
two
just flexing on pyro
At least Valve can count past 2
This video taught me what DannyG actually said
Same
This is why I don’t watch bri’ish youtubers
@@Zeviak dannyg is an Aussie I assume
@@m_jade3602 I really hope you're joking
@@m_jade3602 I feel offended as an Australian. Dannyg is not one of us. also he said he lives in Birmingham
So guys, we did it
We still haven't made petscop 2
Not making petscop 2 in this amount of time is just phenomenal.
I don't think any of you understand what patience is and sanity of a another human being
@@alienboi8971 I would say woosh but the joke is so dead that its Legally not a joke
still haven’t made it
Still haven’t did…
Like fine wine
“He claps with his h a n d s “
I was afraid of what would follow
The clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
Cristian Medeiros bro same
So guys i have decided to give a quarter of million of funniest comment awards, and the fact that we giving them out at a phenomenal rate is just amazing
Lm
@Adel Lawgaly he cant pewds doesnt have feet or legs
I like how Pyro referred to James Charles as SCP-230, or “The Gayest Man Alive”.
“SCP-230 secretes a chemical similar in composition to heroin from his pores.”
"When asked about the dead bodies, he simply replied 'it was getting a bit crowded in here, so i asked a few of them to stop breathing'"
Does anyone else think it's strange that the host lady or what ever said pewdiepie had 87 mil subs but then the guy said wow 87.5 mil subs like he new the exact number before the lady even said it and just acted surprised about it
Illuminati.
I noticed that to. I think it was staged
@@nugget4989 Feel like they told them.
@@Maw0 yup
@@nugget4989 Definitely.
i love how there's not a single ninja fan that knows what being tired is
That G fuel nigga YEEET
The dude lives his life on redbull and fortnite, I'd expect him to look like that tbh
Is it the only me knowing he is doing coke
If a child is reading this coke better then Pepsi
gaming hard, or hardly gaming.
@@oxygen_is_my_drug4811 it's definitely some sort of amphetamine
“My name is Logan Paul and I’m coming out-“ Ad*
haha gay funny
@@hexerade.e6142 I'm gay for you
logay
UwU owo
owo what’s this?
Pyro: "Pyrocynical"
Subtitles: "Parasitical"
Seems legit
"You can't have friends and watch Pyrocynical"
Please, if I had friends I wouldn't be here
The earth can’t be flat because my life’s going downhill
And it will go back up, because it is a triangle
@@IIIIIllllllIIIII then you do it all over again, cause' time is a flat circle.
The earth cannot be flat because pyro did it, he reached a quarter of a million subscribers.
Thomas Owen so what you’re telling me is that the earth is a hill
Underrated comment
Yeah, but PewDiePie and T Series don't have Petscop 2...
oh wait
Im the 300 like. 🤗
Ayyy im the 666th like
There the same person!
What rhymes with "Ninja cried on stream (this is so sad)"?
Make Petscop two cause only one's bad.
Nice, you play Isaac
@Miηty ok, Monty
The Binding of Pyro
Pyro: "You don't have friends if your part of the pyrocynical channel"
Me: "This is so true."
Fr lmao
Logan: what shape is the earth?
Random kid: flat.
never heard of that shape before 🤔
Flat is a 3 sided, 3 Dimensional shape.
The earth is a Hemisphere
Log: What shap is erf?
Walter: walter
@@raptyrn1290 if we really take it into account them anything can be "flat" including shapes. And any shape can be what we call flat. The whole concept behind what's flat and not it stupid. Everything is flat if you think about it, we just think "flat" is something that it isn't. The earth is flat. But it is also not flat.
Earth is a baguette
anyone else feel like they'd get bullied for wearing his merch?
That’s like the one TH-camr merch that doesn’t look suss to wear in public imo
Undoubtablely
That goes for (almost) anyone's youtube merch tbh
Nah. No-one would even know who pyro is lmao
@@vivictinimoved coming in with the real bullying
Logan Paul says he's a flat earther to cause conversation to cling to relevancy.
Yeah seems about right
Wow never thought we would figure that out
You mean controversy
@@pass6749 no. He is sparking a conversation so people will be talking about him = relevant
Theory:
Pyrocynical actually died and was reincarnated as Memeulous
Or else memeulous is his insecure cousin (they both went from mlg to bullying kids to talking shit on everyone)
Whoa
169 likes? i am about to end this mans whole career!
God I hope that's true
They legit look the same
Title - Ninja cries on stream.
*Talks about it for about two minutes.*
Welcome to the channel!
@@giovanni3362 thank you. 🕊️
'Twas a joke, fake clickbait, have you watched pyro before?
CyberZebra you must be new
That's how TH-cam commentary channels work :/
I love my wife but not as much as I love breaking children's knees
It's one or the other, besides, She's gonna leave you either way, Isn't she?
Well it happened to mine, so...
Omg saaaameee
Pyrocynical is the only human being that’s immune to Ninja’s stream snipe reports.
Wassup again
justin y. copy
What about Shaggy?
@@ArtTwinkApril you get a towel get some jizz and...
You're late.
Pyro: wait, he claps with his hands
Me: ...wait how are you gonna clap😳
Clap with his cheeks ;)
Pyro: plays .000003 seconds of Mass Effect OST
Me: *pulls out meat scepter*
Pyro: *also gets a claim for the sound effect*
Big
Can't really pull it out if it's already out. But I sure can pull on it.
That was DIOS theme
Of course Apex legends assassinated president John fortnite Kennedy
Hola rod
That fits Kennedy's name so well it took me a while to see what was wrong with the statement
No logan paul commited 911 and killed kennedy fortnite cause the earth was a sqaure
No
Ww2 never ended 😂 Finnish frogs
Petscop 2?
Yeah I didn’t want it anyway either *single tear rolls down cheek*
Don't be sad
BE ON THE PYROCYNICAL MERCH STORE: th-cam.com/users/redirect?q=https%3A%2F%2Fpyrocynical.store%2F&v=9qLbnQLCryI&event=video_description&redir_token=cKUB5WzqlnG4MmLOyurP4x8h5hN8MTU1MzAyOTA5MUAxNTUyOTQyNjkx
@@bibihalima6761 Danny g
Ninja: *reports anyone that kills him for stream sniping*
Blue Hair Man
*"You cant have friends and watch Pyrocynical"*
Me: *True i can relate... haha..."*
Edgy
Jokey
ok
So that’s why I don’t have friends. I always destined to watch this video
MiitsPlayz - Random Games I felt that
I had to pause the video for a second because I actually thought someone was calling me on discord
dude same
same
Same, but then i realized i have no friends to call me.
Jeff Blue it’s ok Jeff.
Jeff Blue have tried being friends with Jeff Red or Jeff Green
Attempt to have pyro play Halo reach when it comes to PC attempt#2
Second
Third
Reach isn't on pc?
Living in a simulation just started to play halo again
@@yamjams8907 soon it will be.
The cry of fear foreshadowing on 12:56 is amazing.
i saw that too xD
Everyone asking for petscop 2
I’m out here waiting for a restock of that black hoodie
ffs that discord call sound, i actually thought i had friends
that noise disturbs me in my sleep
Same lmao
Love how Logan is trying to do a Shane Dawson style documentary
dat boi but Shane’s documentaries are cringe as fuck
documentry
@@umyeh7586 Didn't say they weren't
And its EVEN FUCKING WORSE SOMEHOW WOW HOLY SHIT
Next he'll fuck his cat, hell yeah.
13:44 Yes Pyro, I love my wife
But there's a catch
*_I don't have one_*
For some reason. Watching Pyrocincal bully children is so relaxing at 3 AM as I'm doing homework about Hitler and Nazis.
why would you be doing homework about pewdiepie
Oh boy 3 am
There's so many things wrong with this... or so many things good about this? I can't tell.
Omg me 2 daduq i have homework bout hitler and the nazis 2
-Hitler- PewDiePie
13:15 - checks discord because i think someone is actually calling me
same
Yep lol
i did that to
and you realixe you have no friends ;(((((((
i did... god damn
I actually laughed at the MLG parody but not at the video
the indian leafy was easily the best part of the video by far
We've gone full circle.
@@Scoutspwnd117 I literally checked my Discord...
i really like the BRUH
same
The amount of testosterone that Danny g radiates is scary
Beta
@@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758 xd
@@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758 thank you jarl of whiterun for your useful input
He uses passive income 😈😤
Logan Paul should just record his own deceased channel
Wowow is that reel Dolan dark
Then he won't get ads for a week
@@teamataraxia6244 Logan Paul : Records a literal corpse
TH-cam : Puts it on trending, then after realising its mistake gives a one week penalty to logan
Pewdiepie : Makes an edgy joke once
TH-cam : Well there goes your google preferred mate, there goes your disney partnership, your youtube red show, not to mention we will demonetize you regularly until you stop swearing & your videos will often get claimed regularly & we won't do anything about it haha lol xd
@@llamal0verking yes brahh
Has his brother record his own open casket funeral, gravestone is written with "Like if your in the logang, merch in bio."
i cried when karen took the kids
Karen is a bitch , fuck that wahmen
Epic
Imma play fortnite and bully Karen
Cyranek, man Karen told me about something called child support. IT SOUNDS EPIC
Extra epic
Elon musk is launching rockets from his own island and here we are saying
“The earth is flat”
Wait. The island is his?
Ah yes... the island of Florida
I'm so sad you didn't keep up the foot clapping breaks. They're the best.
Kid: Cuz if the earth wasnt flat we would all be falling
Gravity: Am i a joke to you?
literal f a c t s
Lol, the kid would be Triggered if his teacher discused gravity.
Gravity could be explained by density but I still believe we are round. Every other culture in history has assumed we are a dome not a globe except for nasa
Lol
will b trust me I know I’ve looked a shit ton up about it. My friend sends me so many conspiracies to look at. But it’s very interesting to think what if we were a dome and not a globe and see what is the same and different
*1 second using a JoJo theme is played*
Me: *pulls out meat scepter*
Edit: 12:26 (hail 2 u theme)
-Er... potassium sword
GIMME THE TIMESTAMP DUDE I CANT FIND IT
Dio be like : *E R E C T I O N*
@@willhoe3272 12:26 hail 2 u theme
Mr Know it All omfg how did I not realize
My wife died in the nuclear war a couple years ago tbh
Respect homie
Respect
The Dealer Himself F
F
Lol
"Other planets are not planets"
The Moon: Am I a joke to you?
Can't tell you how much I love my wife because she left me
But if you make a 1 hour game review I will take back the kids
Peter Griffin The Game
forsenCD
The Earth is Flat and I'm not in Prison
Dad shut up, go beat mom or something... You drunk.
dad stop doing drugs
Dad let me play on the Xbox or I'll call child protective services.
There is no asot in the title...
Where is Shrek has swag 17.9?
I love your editing man
Age doesn't stop your mlg one bit, Sna- Pyro.
he kept us waiting huh?
@@humbletom49 Huh? A box? No....a..cute little lesbian?
im subscribed to pewdiepie and pyrocynical.
*wait that’s illegal*
*I
Well yes, but actually no
Ger
Tbh same
@@EllisHudsonn but I'm *WHITE*
The colour purple represents sexual frustration. Pyro.
Paradoxo same thing really
The color purple represents his milestone at reaching a quarter of a million subscribers.
It’s hilarious that astronauts went to the moon actual decades ago and saw a spherical earth but flat earthers responded with “nuh uh”
Now that you're back to MLG videos can we finally get MLG Teletubbies 2?
J-D Thunder yes please
Please god answer this request
facts
MLG petscop 2
EpIc
Honestly I love Pyro's self-deprecating and self aware jokes so much. I don't think it's appreciated enough how witty he is, it's great.
I think about this every time I watch one of his videos. His humour is definitely not appreciated enough
Also he was watching jojo long before pewdiepie
I don’t want to like this bc it’s at 69 likes
@@marshallemmet1366 pewdiepie didnt watch jojo he didnt get the part 5 jojo memeeeee
@@omdano6432 He only watched part 1 and 2. . .
he was crying 'cause pyro didn't bullied any child
he was crying cuz no petscop 2
niced english
He makes his own advertisement seem sarcastic
Maybe you'd have better subs if we got petscop 2
Petscoop two
No
Petscop twenty seven more like
Wow, I'm so proud of Logan! he went from having the brain power of a literal fetus to a single cell life-form
I love the new pyrocynical, but i also miss the old pyroMLGynical.
vapor about two less than the reply count, at the time of writing that is :)
Oofus le doofus.
What shape is the earth?
Please note “flat” is not a shape.
*flat*
Y’all heard of gravity? Keeps ya on the earth.
@Ahmed Saif is that a fucking jojo reference
yea buddy sleep tight
Gravity is a lie the earth is flat, dinosaurs are fake.
*and chuckie cheese reuses pizza slices.
plasmic event cant come soon enough
pryo: you can’t have friends and watch pyro
me and my dog: *laughing*
@Felix Nilsson
So Scooby Doobert was a lie???
@@JimberWumby Don't listen to them they are corrupting your fragile mind
4:22 "I don't acknowledge that other planets are planets"
This man is truly an alpha male
Space is fake apparently
kid: if the world was round we will fall off
Me: do you know gravity
@Monika the cycle-path Was that a motherfacka jojo reference
Remember when PewDiePie used to say ''how's it going bros!'' and so many people got offended by that, but when James Charles says Hey Sisters! it is okay...
My question is why? I want the answer specifically from someone who got offended by PewDiePie saying ''Bro''.
i dont remember any of this at all, i dont think anyone got mad of pewdiepie for saying that
You're in the wrong place to ask that question
What Wes said, IDK, I miss 2016 TH-cam and before, now its getting worse like regular show, but not complete shit yet.
@@JackieTheDoe isn't that why he started saying sister fister for a while? I can remember hearing some bullshit drama about the bro fist
@@JackieTheDoe Trust me there wore plenty of videos and articles about ''Bro fist''...
T series: Indian channel
Population of India: over 1billion
Also T Series- Losing to Pewdiepie
T series: Indian channel
Population of India: 1.3 billion+
Population of PewDiePie: worldwide
Also T series: will eventually end up crossing PewDiePie according to the algorithm and current statistics
there you go. I corrected it for you.
baekhos_custard pewdiepie is not worldwide..... so many country don’t speak english.
Um being born in India doesn't mean you're immediately subscribed to T series
@@isml6417 For some reason people just assume that just because India has a population of 1.3 Billion, they can have 1.3 Billion Subs
@@isml6417 i heard a thing going around that people in india, when they make an account it automatically subs to t-series
To the people who wonder (literally no one) scp 230 is "the gayest man alive"
Thx
So,, me?
"The Gayest Man Alive"?
Are we talking about SonicFox?
096 kinda cute tbh. You should look at him. Also stop looking at the fucking scp articles man.
@Joshua Dover I believe that as well
After playing the trilogy through the Legendary Edition, I’ve come to appreciate the clips he uses from it’s soundtrack.
Edit: forgot to mention Mass Effect in a comment about Mass Effect
Rip dannyg's father. He died due to an illness. Condolences and may the father of a meme master rest in piece.
Noooooooooo;(
You can’t have friends and watch pyrocynical
“Pick one”
As ash said “ I CHOOSE YOU”
i actually agree with you.
CattoFatto nobody cares
Friends
Tuu pakuun statistics show you can only have 5 or 6 good friends
Never had friends sooooooooo............qool
danny gs father died recently
Press F for daddy g
His father created a monster.
F
F
F
F
If the earth was flat, cats would've pushed everything off of it by now
Cant wait for the next ASOT
A - Please
S - Make
O - Petscop
T - 2
Lamya 777 stolen
@@VolunteerCarp There are 3 million people on this channel. Its nothing special for someone to have the same fucking thoughts as someone else. Think before You are commenting. Give it a minute then comment.
But pyro still needs to overtake pewdiepie for subs, and then he’ll make the petscop 2 video we all want
Lamya 777 this is stolen and you know it stfu and stop trying to defend yourself
@@darkphoenix669 Yes. Just yes.
Logan's wrong and you're wrong...
The Earth is an oblate spheroid
Galactic Octopus nope. Clearly, the Earth is a UV map of a raptor
are you joking or what
Halefoal gay is
No It's a cheez it
"The horizon looks straight so the earth must be flat, because I am ignorant and/or mentally disfunctional" - every flat earther if they were self aware
13:21 I thought I was actually getting a Discord call lol
same here
y'all wanna do an actual discord call?
My notification sound is bruh so i got double whammy
Same
same, had to go back to the video to check since i realised i wasn't getting any
Kid:I think earth is flat because if it was a sphere we would fell off it.
Gravity has left the chat
I will disprove his theory: What if you were at the bottom of the flat earth you will just fall of
SCP-230 got me like *Minecraft ambient noise*
CLASS: EUCLID
marv 230 please
@@hamaczech13 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-230
@@the-paranoid-android8851 thanks marv
PGE The Elder Scrolls Türkiye alright how do u find my comments all the time 😂
Cmon guys we all know the earth isn't flat it's a triangle
No it's a hexagon
everyone knows it's a line
Its a donut u dumb kid
tewuc yall thinking, its a block.
*Becuz dis is minocwaft*
A flat triangle
Now we're gonna have an army of 9 year old flat earthers
you best be prepared we’re coming in hard
The apocalypse had to happen someday.
Pyrocynical is man behind the slaughter
Gotta appreciate that Pyrocynical uses the Hotline Miami soundtrack in his videos
For those wondering which are used:
Mitch Murder - Hollywood Heights
Perturbator - Technoir
Notchle yay someone noticed it too
Fuck yeah I love this
and castlevania sotn
A true gamer knows his game
SCP-230: "the gayest man alive"
Lol
5:30 Smart move pyrocinical did because pewdiepie has no legs
*don't you mean jfj?*
Got you cornered Felix. What's your next move?
*Gloria Borger
wow sherlock
Best flex