Okay, I have a crazy story to share. I was playing Splatoon yesterday, was on a losing streak, and when I finally got matched with a good team someone rage quit. However, the VERY next match, I got matched with JayMoji himself, and completely forgot all of my anger lol We got the fastest knockout of my life, but when I checked his stream after the game, not bothering to turn my volume down, the first thing I hear is an extremely loud "IT'S ALWAYS CLAM BLITZ!!" I was laughing for a solid minute straight after that
A 100-gram portion of bear meat from an Alaskan black bear provides 155 calories, 20.1 grams of protein, and a whopping 7.2 milligrams of iron, in addition to a few B-vitamins and a moderate serving of vitamin A
The Splatoon version of Dan’s Kirby “Speedrun” video, I see? 👀 Although surprisingly this seems a lot more chill than Kirby so far. Minus the part where he falls off the edge due to running too fast. lol
14:12 we got one of those schlatt fans that names every living thing with a calorie count… NO ONE CARES ABOUT CALORIES! I ONLY CARE ABOUT CARBS! And I hate my blood for killing of a required organ.
did the math, a bear would be roughly 400k calories (Give or take 50k-100k in calories based on bear weight. I used black bear averages for my math) If we take into account the size of an Inkling (5 feet about) Mr Grizz is about 20 or so feet tall, based on me just eyeballing it. Grizz is about 4x the height of a regular brown bear, so he's probably in the 1.5-2.5 million calorie range. If someone wants to do the math and compare, feel free to. This is like 5 minute math I did just off the top of my head lmao
2:55 so you hacked into your enemies phone to fight them in your mech that has rocket hands you find him with his mate and you decide to fight his mate only to release this...
Jay you should play splatoon except you have to loose every battle, but you have to at least try to win therefore you just have to pray for awful teammates
I made the 20,000 calorirs joke and I learned because I was saw another person make the same joke about the Calories and it was originally 200,000 but you know I think I forgot😂
this is how it feels when you drink all 4 sodas from the tactacooler
You can DO that?
No @@ThatOneGuy6464-v9y
@@ThatOneGuy6464-v9yidk if you're genuine but in game you can't (unfortunately)
@anonymoususer9197 you can drink four sodas from four different tactacoolers at the same time
How many calories are the sodas?
Okay, I have a crazy story to share.
I was playing Splatoon yesterday, was on a losing streak, and when I finally got matched with a good team someone rage quit. However, the VERY next match, I got matched with JayMoji himself, and completely forgot all of my anger lol
We got the fastest knockout of my life, but when I checked his stream after the game, not bothering to turn my volume down, the first thing I hear is an extremely loud "IT'S ALWAYS CLAM BLITZ!!"
I was laughing for a solid minute straight after that
Perfect story 😂 It is indeed always Clam Blitz
😂😂😂
😂😂 that’s great
4:29 The scream here made this so much better, I love Kacero's editing LMAO
I love kaceros editing
Yo Temmie you didn’t tell me you got a pfp upgrade god dayum
@@MAZakir2 hehe, yeah
i am no longer suspicious temmie, i am now some gal named eve :3
@@SomeGalNamedEve based asf
I love how both the Kirby expert and the splatoon expert cheat for a speedrun and they still manage to fail
"expert" in quotation marks (probably)
A 100-gram portion of bear meat from an Alaskan black bear provides 155 calories, 20.1 grams of protein, and a whopping 7.2 milligrams of iron, in addition to a few B-vitamins and a moderate serving of vitamin A
Mr grizz is made of 90% iron at this point
Agent 3 drank TOO much caffeine..
HELP HENDRICK GOT ALL THE STIM IN EXISTENCE
(Me singing the sonic theme while an inkling is imitating an air raid siren)
GOTTA GO FAST
Cute channel picture
The Splatoon version of Dan’s Kirby “Speedrun” video, I see? 👀
Although surprisingly this seems a lot more chill than Kirby so far. Minus the part where he falls off the edge due to running too fast. lol
"Minus the part where he falls off the edge due to running too fast"
So like 2/3 of the video?
@@blakksheep736 yup, pretty much lmao
Waiter, there’s a power sneakers in my Splatoon. >:(
I'm the last place in question, my run was so ass that i'm not surprised jaymoji managed to beat my time lmfaoooooo
0:22 WHAT IT WOULD HELP YOU IF WE GO TO JAIL TF JAY LOL
Hi EB
just take one for the team man
@@BreydenWitherspoon HI TERRI
@@loool72 I will Not but I WOULD BUT DANIEL IN JAIL
@@SynthsplashMoon YEEEAHHH
13:00 Scott: Go back, GO BACK!
[Editor puts it in reverse]
Also Scott: No it just sounds THE SAME!
3:30 THREE CUSTOMERS AROUND THE WORLD PLEASE HELP
The real speedrun is drinking a tacticooler drink and watching this at 2x speed.
14:12 we got one of those schlatt fans that names every living thing with a calorie count… NO ONE CARES ABOUT CALORIES! I ONLY CARE ABOUT CARBS! And I hate my blood for killing of a required organ.
3:15 the swifties are coming oh no
what?
13:12 “Y E R A”
Damn little homie was zoomin'
13:26 SMALLFRY COME BACK
13:31 HELP SMALLFRY!!!
JayMoji is doing this to take out his anger at his Mario Odyssey speedrun getting rejected.
Sonic got competition
This was such a trip to watch live, glad to see it in video format too now!
“keep up im too fast” ahhh video 🙏
bro said "don't fall of the edge" while he was falling off the edge
Thank you jaymoji, I am watching this during a Areal flood and a severe Thunderstorm : >
20:53 “MMM YUMMY”
did the math, a bear would be roughly 400k calories (Give or take 50k-100k in calories based on bear weight. I used black bear averages for my math) If we take into account the size of an Inkling (5 feet about) Mr Grizz is about 20 or so feet tall, based on me just eyeballing it. Grizz is about 4x the height of a regular brown bear, so he's probably in the 1.5-2.5 million calorie range. If someone wants to do the math and compare, feel free to. This is like 5 minute math I did just off the top of my head lmao
Thanl you jaymoji for helpingme speed run washing dishes i put this on when i started and finished right when the video ended
How it feels to chew 5gum
4:30 Little Buddy: AAAHHHGGG
Still waiting for side order but I goggle translated it 100 times jay. Hurry up already
goggle
goggle transgendered
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5:14 Jay falling into the infinity castle💀
5:37 DUDE LOL DO THAT SURE 🤣🤣
14:00 HYPER SPEED CRAB
**Submission accepted and put onto leaderboard**
Getting comfortable with my little friend
More speed than Sonic
I LOVE YOU JAYMOJI 🗣🗣🗣
Not small fry I REPEAT IT IS NOT SMALL FRY
dont forget to subscribe, jay's mom said he can eat pizza pockets
Bro combined two of my favorite franchises together 🦔 🦑
Here me out. You do this in Side Order, but using the splatling 🧠
bro the first part of the videos music is FIRE!🔥
But the real question is:
How much faster will he run with run speed up? 🤔
I think he'd stay the same since it's max speed,or it could go really fast if run speed up goes up by like 0.3X current speed
8:32 use an hourglass and call it a time peice
This made my day a 1000 times better.
alt title: can you finish Splatoon 3 as Sonic the Turfling?
Bro is slipping on the ice like it’s nothing
I can confirm that Jay personally came to jail to thank me for hitting the subscribe button
Can't believe he totally ate that hat
HI HERBERT (BEEPING AND EXPLOSIONS)
Speedrun making a friend in multiplayer
Alternate title: Jay cheats a speedrun for the second time
Technically if multiple people try the same challenge, then you could argue this is indeed a speedrun attempt at a challenge run...
So we‘re in the „speedrun“ era now?
I like it :)
Wake up babe new jaymoji video
this really was our splatoon 3x speed + 7x speed…
2:55 so you hacked into your enemies phone to fight them in your mech that has rocket hands you find him with his mate and you decide to fight his mate only to release this...
4:29 god i can not get over this its like jay's inkling couldn't finish the level until they sent little buddy to their death 😭
9:00 For a moment, I thought you were going to reset the timer and say it worked
Casually playing tetrio during a cutscene is wild to me
Wait jay has a fursona?? And it's a horse??!!??? 😮
Let’s go furries (I kinda curious on it)
furrys suck
Deathless
NEW JAYMOJI VIDEO YIPPEE YIPPEE
World record for max speed Splatoon 3, great job JayMoji
little buddy will be missed x
Bro u r a legend ❤ I used to watch you animal crossing vids
I plan on uploading more of them by the way.
@@MK8MasterJunjie k
@@ItsNotEvanbro Do you prefer Animal Crossing New Leaf or Animal Crossing Pocket Camp?
@@MK8MasterJunjie new leaf
Bro did slick backs
i think Jay is exactly 18,253 calories
I still think Big Man has enough calories for us to survive the winter
WWWWWWW Jaymoji is goated
Jay you should play splatoon except you have to loose every battle, but you have to at least try to win therefore you just have to pray for awful teammates
🎶EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!🎵
so basically, you play as sonic's splatsona
i would happily go to jail to see jay get a million
A casual playthrough would hit one hour by the start of area 2.
splatoon but you are ice skating
“Yera”
*Sonic,flash,Anxiety and light left the chat*
Me through the whole test
"this is an English only chat" was crazy
Thank you for actually eating the hat
Jay, What do you use for your outro song?
i was wondering too and i think it could be an original made by him since hes a musician
@@loool72 That would make sense because I looked around a little and didn't find anything
It says it in the description 😭
Oh, thank you!
This really is a speed run
This feels like oddesey
13:10 is. is chat talking about binders
Yep
Me after eating the great zapfish:
a 1,000 lbs bear is worth around 4,536 calories
I made a burger while watching this for the second time
I love how Deep cut skip (dcs) is called ,,Deezcees"
i liked the part where he ate the hat
It’s thanksgiving yay!
Bro is going the speed of sound
With the enemy team
I made the 20,000 calorirs joke and I learned because I was saw another person make the same joke about the Calories and it was originally 200,000 but you know I think I forgot😂
This mod would be lit in octo expansion
The idea is simple this seems Familiar
He smooth Fr
I ❤ ur vids!
Thanks, I appreciate it. 😊
Gotta go fast.
Yoo squid moment