Pierre Caught Stealing And Lying! Also Trying To Poison The Town - Stardew Valley

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  • @DangerouslyFunny
    @DangerouslyFunny  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5240

    Everyone must now go Joja route

    • @mieester8583
      @mieester8583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      yes

    • @HkTVMinecraft
      @HkTVMinecraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Get Maurice to punch up Pierre

    • @fotios111
      @fotios111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      MAKE A VIDEO TELLING PEOPLE TO SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE

    • @DivisibleNut489
      @DivisibleNut489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      We need a mod to confront pierre.

    • @Carmeilio
      @Carmeilio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I already went that way...

  • @frogpols
    @frogpols 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3913

    I bought the tastiest Mayor's Shorts from Pierre's shop the other day. He said he grew the thing in his own backyard. I didn't know Pierre was such a talented farmer! Looks like you might have some competition, huh?

    • @catseat_1971
      @catseat_1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Y E S

    • @lucutes2936
      @lucutes2936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ok

    • @DianaDoom
      @DianaDoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *lmao*

    • @koishifumo2060
      @koishifumo2060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao

    • @Goldfish_Brain
      @Goldfish_Brain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Y E S S S S S S S ! ! ! That actually would make DF even more furious because those underpants are his pride and joy and he worked even harder on those

  • @maclennanld
    @maclennanld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    You know Pierre is cheap when he serves a single blueberry in sauce for supper to three people

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      maclennanld I wouldn’t put it past him.

    • @emberZemian
      @emberZemian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      This is why Abigail think the quartz you gave her looks delicious, she's litterally starving and doesn't know what proper food looks like.

    • @FungusUnited
      @FungusUnited 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emberZemian lol

    • @fakename151
      @fakename151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@emberZemian wait is this like an actual thing? I thought it was just some running joke I hadn't caught onto yet but with all the comments about it. I'm starting to think it's not

    • @marestellas6231
      @marestellas6231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@fakename151 no no
      , she actually says "Thanks, it looks delicious !" when you give her a quartz 😂

  • @holidaycat9241
    @holidaycat9241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6124

    Morris is a jerk, but at least everyone knows it. Pierre is shady and everyone respects him.

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Kryptnyt yeah I mean the guy saved me when I passed out(his workers did but you get the point)

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      @@reddytoplay9188 AND he gave Pam a job!

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jessxox審美 ikr

    • @hmmm8590
      @hmmm8590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@reddytoplay9188 And sued you 1000g

    • @reygatery
      @reygatery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@hmmm8590 it was a medical bill man he's running a bussiness here (also he have people to pay), not a charity but atleast everyone knows unlike that bastard pierre

  • @yourcrustyramen
    @yourcrustyramen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4042

    Guess Caroline isnt the only liar in the family

    • @seahorser
      @seahorser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      pierre's family is probably the most dysfunctional in the whole game
      pierre is shady and lies to his customers
      caroline had an affair with the wizard and didn't tell her husband
      abigail is the "misunderstood" one and gets mad at her parents for rightfully being tired of it

    • @zedbags
      @zedbags 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      I almost feel obligated to get Abigail out of there

    • @demothiguillermo2951
      @demothiguillermo2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @TooLateToTheStory how about abigail

    • @ycaro002
      @ycaro002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Zorianna 1 wasnt that a mod?

    • @TheCoper-qp4ou
      @TheCoper-qp4ou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KEVIN

  • @samdwire9983
    @samdwire9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4467

    the real question is where is this "backyard" he grew it in

    • @stevehartkopf9114
      @stevehartkopf9114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Redwire lol I was thinking that too!

    • @dontquestionit_
      @dontquestionit_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      uh oh, here comes the FBI...

    • @cowlemgambino7721
      @cowlemgambino7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Most likely in his butt

    • @taigatanfan_
      @taigatanfan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The backyard is obviously your farm, lol

    • @riverajustinmarks.
      @riverajustinmarks. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      it's in the mountains where he found the blobfish.

  • @oxocube5000
    @oxocube5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    "I think Pierre's gonna have some competition when I start selling all my stuff to Joja"
    Me too

    • @SharpSangalli
      @SharpSangalli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boycott Pierre's

    • @tedizursa1277
      @tedizursa1277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Why do you think I throw all my produce into the shipment bin?

    • @juztify3311
      @juztify3311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tedizursa1277 GENIUS

    • @Revoltition
      @Revoltition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tedizursa1277 pierre can buy it,anyone can buy it from the shipping bin it doesn't sell on 1 spesific place

  • @louisdellalucca8969
    @louisdellalucca8969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2014

    That’s why I don’t sell to Pierre. I just dump it in the shipping box.

    • @lilyw2523
      @lilyw2523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Louis DellaLucca sometimes he buys it even though you put it in the box. It's happened to me. I just start to give with joja

    • @StardustCookie701
      @StardustCookie701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I do it I prefer it and if you accidentally sell an item you can get it back for free that’s why I use the shipping box

    • @plant7371
      @plant7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I didn't even know I could sell to pierre

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      even though it makes getting a batch of seeds faster, I prefer to put everything into the shipping box because gotta love numbers going up

    • @haytoo
      @haytoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I just started playing and I find Pierre annoying so I sell in the shipping box, I didn’t know all this!

  • @itzimperiumxvi2620
    @itzimperiumxvi2620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3885

    All of a sudden Joja seem like the good guys

    • @megaflamer
      @megaflamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      they really arent, but its not a black and white situation

    • @ProtoMekka
      @ProtoMekka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Joja will still fuck you over in the end and not give a shit

    • @machixius
      @machixius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      except about the apple bois

    • @natygarcia1916
      @natygarcia1916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Not really. He (Morris) is a real jerk too, but at least he is a real jerk in your face.

    • @genix2686
      @genix2686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King Dedede woahhh there

  • @Katiedid2040
    @Katiedid2040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3234

    Let’s face it, Pierre is a messed up dude. His one child isn’t his, he hides money from his family, and his resale prices are insane. But he’s got a mean uppercut!

    • @haileyroberts1103
      @haileyroberts1103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He hides money??

    • @Katiedid2040
      @Katiedid2040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Hailey Roberts yeah, five heart cutscene

    • @lyssm3044
      @lyssm3044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      @@Katiedid2040 I uh, don't think that's supposed to be a reference to money, my dude........

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Well, the game never says it ISN'T money.

    • @kanardy
      @kanardy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      He's sebastian's dealer

  • @tiffanyzhu9587
    @tiffanyzhu9587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3195

    Idea - get someone to make a mod that turns all pigs into pams. Instead of truffles she digs up beer bottles

    • @notjens3539
      @notjens3539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      10/10 idea free beer from the trashcan her self

    • @DraydeeJayick
      @DraydeeJayick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      *empty* beer bottles.

    • @GnarGnaw
      @GnarGnaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      This shit advanced

    • @bellabrodie4740
      @bellabrodie4740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      SOMEONE FIND BUNNYJUMPS!

    • @neko_vision8429
      @neko_vision8429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh I though you had to turn pigs into bacon in the game

  • @gregorypolidoro4988
    @gregorypolidoro4988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3077

    Why do people buy 1 blueberry for dinner?

    • @bitsandbirbs4174
      @bitsandbirbs4174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      Those blueberries are the size of pumpkins when you hold them, I like to think that it's the canon size 👍

    • @gregorypolidoro4988
      @gregorypolidoro4988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@bitsandbirbs4174 oh ok

    • @armadillo.enjoyer
      @armadillo.enjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      And then serve them with hoisin sauce

    • @leoleo4469
      @leoleo4469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      They're rationing food.

    • @Goldy-tv3wv
      @Goldy-tv3wv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Garnish

  • @BeastBoy-xz7ww
    @BeastBoy-xz7ww 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    Pierre is just jealous of your skills from farming to satisfy your wifes

    • @GooseEnthused
      @GooseEnthused 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      And husbands and Pams

    • @Diodiodiodiodiodiodiodiodiodi
      @Diodiodiodiodiodiodiodiodiodi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Wives*

    • @theshinystunfisk3179
      @theshinystunfisk3179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He's good at plowing the fields if you know what i mean

    • @tryptex
      @tryptex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "Satisfy your wifes" = divorcing them...

    • @BeastBoy-xz7ww
      @BeastBoy-xz7ww 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theshinystunfisk3179 i think we all know what you mean

  • @MasterOfNinjas16
    @MasterOfNinjas16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that Penny's dialog with the mushroom made it sound like she was trying to murder Pam?

    • @redrangerrr558
      @redrangerrr558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's what I thought.... I was wondering when someone would mention that.

    • @jordanhendrickson9608
      @jordanhendrickson9608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your right it does sound like that.

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ...Who wouldn't?

    • @markeye2043
      @markeye2043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, yes we are.

  • @venturoes1912
    @venturoes1912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    I just have a picture of pierre picking blobfish bushes in the mountains...

    • @k3rt244
      @k3rt244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      interesting

    • @joeyguy12345
      @joeyguy12345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I'd be worried if there were fish just hanging from trees and bushes out in the forest... That's some apocalypse stuff right there lol

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah i found one of those the other day.

    • @dontquestionit_
      @dontquestionit_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pierre is obviously the worst forager...it's so easy to find high quality blobfish in the mountains

    • @St4rg4z3rR0ck3t
      @St4rg4z3rR0ck3t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blue Jay
      oh my god now I can see it too

  • @DaemosDaen
    @DaemosDaen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Now I remember why I don't sell him stuff directly unless I need money immediately. I do think we should be able to confront Pierre about it. Maybe there is if we sell him enough stuff, dunno.

    • @shenderra1
      @shenderra1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeah he does explain himself you just have to wait

    • @lmaolmao2544
      @lmaolmao2544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Turtle chix dialogue please?

    • @shenderra1
      @shenderra1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lmaolmao2544 I would have to play the game and wait until it pops up again cause it is wordy. hang on.

    • @shenderra1
      @shenderra1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@lmaolmao2544 well I got new dialogue that says that it is his dream to keep opening new stores until he is extremely wealthy... going to be a while til I can get to the other dialogue but this is proof that he is probably jealous of Joja's success and also is trying to cut corners cause he is desperate. Does not make it right though.

    • @awesomelalo5125
      @awesomelalo5125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shenderra1 sheesh

  • @DoctorAutopsy
    @DoctorAutopsy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    I thought you said "Growing, Growing, Crowing" since the crows got so many of your melons...

    • @andydavis6177
      @andydavis6177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @sdgtundra1084
      @sdgtundra1084 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dats what she said

    • @hwy3895
      @hwy3895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      and then he take a stack of melon from the item spawner

    • @jaldarone
      @jaldarone 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he said growing

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD no he got them “legit”

  • @yaesthete
    @yaesthete 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    I feel like DF lowkey gets offended by the npc's insults

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He does

    • @softnpure
      @softnpure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @B.J sam and penny are sweethearts thoughh

    • @babidavi6910
      @babidavi6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @B.J A bunch of hoes.. 😭

  • @xan8636
    @xan8636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    ah i remember the good ol days when my father brought me to the forest to forage for some blobfish, nothin beats foraging like doing it yourself!

    • @stevehartkopf9114
      @stevehartkopf9114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheUnknownAbsol 🤔😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

  • @bomxdurtto4463
    @bomxdurtto4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    *I bought the tastiest Blobfish from Pierre's shop the order day. He said he found it himself while exploring the mountains. I didn't know Pierre was such a talented forager.* - Lewis 2020

  • @Numberfiend50
    @Numberfiend50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    And people wonder why someone would give in to joja

  • @MCraven120
    @MCraven120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Thats why I give Pierre my finest void mayo on his birthday.

    • @mmmmmrocks
      @mmmmmrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I only give my void mayo to shane, pierre, and krobus.

    • @Jafelle123
      @Jafelle123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mmmmmrocks you should treat shane well because he is depressed that's why he hates people
      But if you want..
      Give him trash

    • @therealsalemjules
      @therealsalemjules 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jafelle123 any trash I find I give to Shane I just can’t stand him

    • @Young_Native_Gee
      @Young_Native_Gee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@therealsalemjules shane needs help lmao

  • @WanderingJellyfish_0081
    @WanderingJellyfish_0081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    I actually made the mistake of feeling sorry for Pierre. I didn’t buy anything from Joja mart and stayed loyal to Pierre because I didn’t know about this betrayal. I’m buying in Joja mart from now on.
    (Edit:) Thanks for understanding my point of view @ewokking and the likes are great!

    • @potatogames5410
      @potatogames5410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      But in joja it costs more..

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@potatogames5410 Not with the "Lore-Friendly JoJaMart Prices" mod.

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@potatogames5410 now i dont care, he tells everyone my crops sucks and the good ones are his. if i could i would burn his house down.

    • @nico_zip
      @nico_zip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@potatogames5410 actually if you buy the joja membership the prices get lower

    • @GodzillaFreak
      @GodzillaFreak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nicolas Montenegro better hours too

  • @HeyFoxxyLady
    @HeyFoxxyLady 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    This is why I sell my crops straight to my bins. Pierre not getting rich on my produce and be able to brag about it!

    • @Office_chair
      @Office_chair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I only sell my stuff to Pierre if I'm already out and just holding stuff. OR TO JUST SEE HOW MUCH IT WOULD MAKE.

    • @Revoltition
      @Revoltition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shupping bin doesn't sell to 1 spesific place it sells ur stuff to anyone

  • @DCreed013
    @DCreed013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Wow...someone needs to make a mod solely dedicated to F*CKING PIERRE OVER. Make it so that that selling out to Joja doesn't just turn the community center into a warehouse, but runs Pierre's shop out of business, turning his house into another Joja store. Without any money, he's forced to bring his family to squat at the train station (mostly so that Abigail will still be around to marry and divorce). He'll have to work at Joja for the rest of his life.

    • @amadeussommers5178
      @amadeussommers5178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      DCreed013, nah. Make it so you uncover his “secret stash” and send him to prison. Abby and Caroline can live with the farmer or something.

    • @kenzeeheard2261
      @kenzeeheard2261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@amadeussommers5178 or the wizard

    • @DCreed013
      @DCreed013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@kenzeeheard2261 Or, combine those two and more! What if meeting certain requirements triggers events sort of like a heart event. But instead of growing closer to Pierre, you grow one step closer to ruining him in every way possible.
      EVENT 1: His reputation. Requirement: sell Pierre some produce and see text of villagers attributing the good ones to him. The event will center on confronting Pierre on his lies and exposing him to the people of Pelican Town as a liar.
      EVENT 2: His business. Requirement: Sell out to Joja. Pierre loses most of his business to Joja and is forced to close down his shop.
      EVENT 3: His home. With no means of supporting himself or his family, Pierre is forced to sell his house, turning it into another Joja mart and works behind the counter part time. He is very miserable like this. His family must live up at the train station until they better options.
      EVENT 4: His family. Sick of living in a spa, Caroline finally reveals the shocking truth; Abigail is really the Wizard's daughter and she never loved Pierre. She only married him for financial stability. And now that that's gone, she has no to reason to stay. She takes Abigail to live with the Wizard, who does the right thing and takes them in, leaving Pierre alone.
      EVENT 5: His happiness. His wife gone, his daughter not his child, and his former home a base for his mortal enemies, Pierre spirals into depression. He has an episode at his Joja job and is promptly fired. Now he is unable to even feed himself. No matter where he turns, he finds no sympathy. He is in a hell of his own making.
      EVENT 6: His freedom. Employees of the Joja mart that was Pierre's home discover his 'secret stash' and quickly connect it to him. He's put in prison and leaves Stardew Valley for good leaving only a final letter to the player.
      That's what you get for lying about my apricots you bastard. Next on the list: the impeachment, arrest, and replacement of the corrupt Mayor Lewis.

    • @lmaolmao2544
      @lmaolmao2544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      DCreed013 Jesus Christ, man. Chill a bit.
      I am interested in the mayor though.

    • @DCreed013
      @DCreed013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@lmaolmao2544 I am completely chill. Chill is the best thing to be when plotting the downfall of NPCs. Lol, in all seriousness though, I am chill. I'm just really long winded and have nothing better to do than throw out ideas for mods that I don't have the skills to make myself.
      As for Lewis though, I think a similar process to what I outlined for Pierre would suffice. Expose his affair with Marnie to lower the town's faith in him, uncover his golden statue and expose that, find out about his misappropriation of town funds/general laziness and blow the lid on that, get him arrested and replace him with a new, date-able NPC who's actually a competent mayor.

  • @whotookmypuddingcup4131
    @whotookmypuddingcup4131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Can we just appreciate how emily is literally the only one who would know it was actually your grown produce?

  • @brittanychan1725
    @brittanychan1725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Blueberries in Hoisin Sauce?!?! wtf is wrong with him....

    • @Haukka3
      @Haukka3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YES! That's exactly what I was thinking!

    • @OhSweetDarlingAkuma
      @OhSweetDarlingAkuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Not him tho; Abigail is the one that eats them with hoisin!

    • @DaemosDaen
      @DaemosDaen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@OhSweetDarlingAkuma Who even serves Hoisin Sauce with Blueberries

    • @brittanychan1725
      @brittanychan1725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DaemosDaen exactly what I'm thinking....

    • @ViktoriaYatsenko
      @ViktoriaYatsenko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brittanychan1725 maybe people who cant feel the taste of food ? :)

  • @mr.t3592
    @mr.t3592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    So leah ate a blobfish, huh? "Vegetarian", yeah...

    • @ozalavezos475
      @ozalavezos475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Some vegetarians eat fish/chicken

    • @tabbybull4096
      @tabbybull4096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      llama lex then theyre not a vegetarian then lmao its just random dialogue

    • @concretecodpiece
      @concretecodpiece 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Tabby Bull you are mistaking vegetarian for vegan.

    • @ozalavezos475
      @ozalavezos475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tabbybull4096 vegetarians dont eat red meat

    • @ivanm3045
      @ivanm3045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Hello, friendly neighborhood vegetarian here! Some of us actually do eat fish, as fishing/fish farming is a rather clean and sustainable food source

  • @prefton3207
    @prefton3207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    This is only because you discovered that Abigal isn't really his daughter.
    Karma, DF. Karma.

    • @pfam5ify
      @pfam5ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A girl in my grade is named Carma and boy does she live up to that name

  • @Jmak
    @Jmak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    bad Pierre, you bad boy

    • @annihow
      @annihow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GRAPE

    • @Katiedid2040
      @Katiedid2040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jmak scroob

    • @gringolocojr.6499
      @gringolocojr.6499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG I SEE UR COMMENTS EVERYWHERE... U DEEPLY SCARE ME JMAK

    • @finntaylor3590
      @finntaylor3590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do an interview with Elon musk

  • @icequeen9
    @icequeen9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    'Pam has nothing to say because words are hard' - I actually laughed out loud. Ace comedic timing!

  • @Kamexe
    @Kamexe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    WHO COOKS MELONS OF COURSE ITS BAD.

    • @stevehartkopf9114
      @stevehartkopf9114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kamden Vera THANK YOU!!!! That was driving me crazy...especially the fact that DF never made a joke/comment about that.

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stevehartkopf9114 and the fish becoming foraging

    • @gothicMCRgirl
      @gothicMCRgirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kamden Vera Eeeeh, you can certainly bake a melon, though. You can bake a whole bunch of different fruits to make pies and tarts, for example. They can also accompany certain dishes and it’s not so bad. But I get what you mean, they way they phrased it made it seem like they literally just popped the melon onto a stovetop and fried it or something XD

    • @MarkThe_Nerd
      @MarkThe_Nerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a eatery in New York that does it. Its horrifying

    • @mmmmmrocks
      @mmmmmrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just had the idea of testing this theory, but warm melon sounds awful.

  • @zab416
    @zab416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    It got pretty weird with the fish. Did Pierre rob Willie and then wipe his memory?! And then everyone believed he "foraged" 999 fish, and nobody said, "Hmm, I thought you could only catch blobfish when that deep sea sub guy comes to the Winter Market?" My theory is that Pierre is trying to brainwash the whole town and start a cult. Keep an eye on the Yoba statue in the church. If it's replaced with a golden Pierre things are really to hell!

  • @Kat-rj8sp
    @Kat-rj8sp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Pierre if ur gonna act like this you better be ready to catch these hands and I'm not afraid to mess u up in front of your daughter.... I mean your not daughter.😓

  • @mrnobody-unowen
    @mrnobody-unowen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Willy is actually Pierre. Conspiracy uncovered!

  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The reason Pierre didn't sell the pumpkins wasn't because they were out of season. It was because Abigail took them all.

  • @bippurr1736
    @bippurr1736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “OMG! Pierre lied and stole! Breaking news!
    *and on a less important note, he also tried to poison the town.*”

    • @acmtails
      @acmtails 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zutaca2825 well if you think about it DF just sold the mushrooms to him in real life he was doing it for fun but as the farmer in the game he was just selling them to get money for his farm. The farmer (not DF) wouldn't actually know that Pierre would sell them out as food for the town. So in a sense.... Pierre and DF want to watch the town burn.

    • @60secondgaming21
      @60secondgaming21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acmtails nah Pierre doesn't want to boycott the whole town it's part of his life about DF he starts to change 😂

  • @MadAliceInWonderland
    @MadAliceInWonderland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It's so crazy how one game has so many things we keep finding.

  • @eleanorprice1701
    @eleanorprice1701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Neither has Pierre. After he looked at Jodi."
    That just killed me for some reason.

  • @venturoes1912
    @venturoes1912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Will there ever be an end to stardew valley secrets?

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Too bad there isn't a heart even for pier about confronting him about the lies.

  • @tgame43
    @tgame43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I actually got so pissed at Pierre that I started buying my seeds from Joja. More expensive; more satisfaction.

  • @stario5895
    @stario5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i sell my stuff to the DEMON INSIDE OF THE BASKET so i dont get scammed.

  • @sunilpermaul7876
    @sunilpermaul7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I wish there was a mod where you could confront Pierre in front of the town (Maybe during the community centre cutscene) about how he claims to have grown the produce or "foraged" the fish.

  • @owenw.1643
    @owenw.1643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    i already knew pierre was a scumbag judging by his "secret stash" and how he treats abigail. this is just further evidence. worst character in the game by far 😠

    • @breepetals3491
      @breepetals3491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      owen c. What is the secret stash?

    • @briedriel8133
      @briedriel8133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bree Petals porn probably

    • @StrandedClone
      @StrandedClone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@breepetals3491 probly his anti joja "Sugar"

    • @Jafelle123
      @Jafelle123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@breepetals3491 bruh but for real
      Its money he tried to hide to his wife.. He is money obbesed

  • @calebvonmeding7757
    @calebvonmeding7757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    ''Hey Gus, did you put my blueberries in your mouth?''
    -Mumps 2018

  • @MHChrono
    @MHChrono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Who eats melons for dinner?????

    • @venturoes1912
      @venturoes1912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Who forages fish for their hobby?

    • @daintydawn4503
      @daintydawn4503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A psychopath that's who

    • @60secondgaming21
      @60secondgaming21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@venturoes1912 no who will eat blob fish for dinner? 😂
      It's disgusting

    • @johnnymantle79
      @johnnymantle79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a better question who eats a singular blueberry and covers in hoisin sauce?

    • @Office_chair
      @Office_chair 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah and who cooks melons ?

  • @bingusbungis8331
    @bingusbungis8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how he cut part of the “How much garbage you get in a year” video and did this one in the middle

  • @jadiemarble3298
    @jadiemarble3298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Oh, farmed it myself. I used fertilizer made from children.”
    Mc triple oof

  • @DistortionEngine
    @DistortionEngine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    everybody's gangsta till the blobfish start coming down from the mountains

  • @Janti0607
    @Janti0607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I tried this with beer and the day after the NPCs said that Pierre found the best beer they have had in the mountains

  • @sandraskender1388
    @sandraskender1388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The great blue berry disaster DF 2018

    • @stevehartkopf9114
      @stevehartkopf9114 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sandra Skender My whole town is gone due to blueberries...I am the soul surviver.

  • @Roe0965
    @Roe0965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I always forget Leah is a person in stardew and every time you say her name i get confused for second.

  • @CupcakeRain
    @CupcakeRain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wow, I love how ConcernedApe didn't make JojoMart look like the villain, it makes you feel empathy for Jojo as well. nice

    • @60secondgaming21
      @60secondgaming21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Really? then explain why you quit your job at joja 😂
      It's simple just read your granpa letter afterwards

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The dev did make JojaMart the villain, it's just that Pierre is terrible, too. Apparently, the only virtuous thing to do is live in a tent and eat food out of garbage bins.

  • @maind7132
    @maind7132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Penny - feeds pam a poisonous mushroom - proceeds to ask mumps about his home decor (as if to move in) xD
    she hates pam doesnt she?

    • @Jafelle123
      @Jafelle123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah she really hate her

  • @cortorwinters9082
    @cortorwinters9082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:04 I though one of Penny's things was that she sucked at cooking. And now she's cooking with an endangered fish that, on the extremely rare occasion one is cooked, it is done with perfection and no mistakes, and probably very rich chefs. Penny went from below mediocre at cooking to godlike.

  • @couch_enthusiast8915
    @couch_enthusiast8915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Nobody liked the grape because it had sur-

    • @holifishuwu4341
      @holifishuwu4341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Vicki Barkley they did surgery on a grape

    • @k3rt244
      @k3rt244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      was it a good meme?
      no
      it was the worst

    • @couch_enthusiast8915
      @couch_enthusiast8915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@k3rt244 True that

    • @lucimaralves490
      @lucimaralves490 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      doing this crap doesnt make your shitty comment fun-

  • @ironman-uc7ek
    @ironman-uc7ek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    So I just bought from pierre the tastest poision.

  • @arishasmile1905
    @arishasmile1905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    DF should make like a 30 second video in which he grows grapes and gives them to Harvey to do surgery on. Just a meme shout out.

    • @matthewh2503
      @matthewh2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, but it should have NO dialogue. Just the in game sounds with a lot of jump cuts

  • @localcarnotaurus
    @localcarnotaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:57 one time I talked to Harvey and he said he bought blueberries (I sold a ton of blueberries the day before) and he said pierre grew them in his own backyard. I was so mad

  • @iitzjosh
    @iitzjosh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Hello this channel is the only reason why I play stardew valley

  • @wheeljack2279
    @wheeljack2279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I find it creepy that Pierre looks EXACTLY like my 10th grade English teacher 😶

  • @r.k.7663
    @r.k.7663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someone: *Brings iridium quality apples to the store*
    Abigail: I guess they were starting to go bad.
    Pam: They tasted horrendous, but they gave me the same feeling as beer, I guess they were starting to yeast.

  • @lesewing
    @lesewing 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Makes me wonder if Pierre is the one throwing rocks at linus's tent, destroying his tent, and spray painting his tent.

  • @ossi_2429
    @ossi_2429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:08 it wasn’t a “hit” because he served his family a melon for dinner. A melon. For dinner.

  • @temxasred3086
    @temxasred3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:53
    Wait until he finds out that pickled melons are a thing

  • @Flopebun
    @Flopebun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I will never not call Penny little pam from now on until I die

  • @Stitchpuppy01
    @Stitchpuppy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair, I would be unreasonably fucking touchy if a villager said they didn't like my produce.

  • @Vyansya
    @Vyansya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Your videos make me think the villagers are bad guys (pierre,lewis,demetrius,etc) compared to Joja who just try to build a supermart...

  • @quiverdancervolca
    @quiverdancervolca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What do you mean? Blobfish are definitely forgeable, I saw 28 just chilling on a mountain once...

  • @Unknown-ws2nt
    @Unknown-ws2nt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love your content keep up the good work! :)

  • @tanjahellstrom586
    @tanjahellstrom586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my absolute most favourite line "how about you eat him to then" I wheezed so hard I started to cough.
    btw it was Abigail's guinea pig line at 1:26 to 1:30

  • @dayalasingh5853
    @dayalasingh5853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pierre looks like mission impossible villain in the thumbnail.

  • @provolonefatboy5875
    @provolonefatboy5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hoisin sauce is a glaze made for meat..... I don't really want to know why they did that

  • @RawrsDragon
    @RawrsDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Pierre sits on a throne of lies

  • @Soriokeink
    @Soriokeink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Villager: Where did you find this blobfish?
    Pierre: Mountains.
    Villager: In the mountains. At that kind of elevation, at that kind of habitat, at this part of the valley, all miles above sea level.
    Pierre: Yes!
    Villager: ...can you show me?
    Pierre:... No.

  • @tomasmcgrath5766
    @tomasmcgrath5766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Pierre steals candy from children.

    • @soappacket2342
      @soappacket2342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and fish from Willy

    • @60secondgaming21
      @60secondgaming21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soappacket2342 nah probably Willy sell it

  • @laurentoomey5082
    @laurentoomey5082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    idk if it’s his voice of just the way he words things but i’m obsessed

  • @cookiegamesfamily
    @cookiegamesfamily 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Talking is hard"
    "Do you like my nuts?"
    LOL! Note to self: don't eat or drink while watching this channel

  • @NathanRotic
    @NathanRotic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually Pierre's shop have a backyard. It's in the dining room. Go through the door.

  • @neko_vision8429
    @neko_vision8429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Also my pet guinea pig, David hates this hot weather. He’s fussy
    *How about you eat him too then*

  • @Denamic
    @Denamic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact: 'Blobfish' only bloat up when removed from its natural high pressure environment. It looks relatively normal in its natural environment.

  • @harris5413
    @harris5413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Τhis , ladies and gentlemen , is the mayor of the town " HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD the best quote ever xD

  • @l0remipsum991
    @l0remipsum991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least Willy is honest enough to admit he resells your stuff and doesn't take credit for it.

  • @darc22005
    @darc22005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "How about you eat him too then" X'D lost it

  • @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag
    @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too bad,i guess deep down inside everyone has a little bit of evil and lust for power,Pierre isn't any better than the Joja Mart dude

  • @johnnyted446
    @johnnyted446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    All that hard work.... pierre..... you disapointed me boy

  • @sapprine4534
    @sapprine4534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I dont know if anyone still reads these comments, but Pierre does have dialogue stating that he re-sells your produce and calls it an advantage of being an established buissnes owner.
    I'm not sure why this wasnt mentioned in the video, but Pierre's grange display at the Stardew Fair also contains crops that he "Grew in his backyard", even though you may have never sold him any of the crops he has on display.
    And remember how Lewis is supposed to collect things from your Shipping bin? I think these products probably end up getting shipped out of the valley or end up in the local economy somehow. One of my personal theories is actually that like Mr.Qi takes the produce, but that might be a conspiracy for another day.

  • @erinskewes
    @erinskewes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:48
    No comment...
    Ps loved the video 😁

  • @snazzycoastermemes6798
    @snazzycoastermemes6798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:34 "It has to be edible, otherwise people can't eat them"

  • @icebringer2276
    @icebringer2276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:33 I love how you call him "Wheels"

  • @SakuraNights
    @SakuraNights 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh awesome! I made this suggestion a while ago; it’s really cool to see expansion on it! Though I had no idea Pierre was such a rotten, credit-stealing thief! Maybe I will go with Joja... or at the very least, buy from them instead!

  • @stevenblue1979
    @stevenblue1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Penny eats Red Mushroom and immediately starts talking about decorating things. So she had a good trip?

  • @RadiantPercival
    @RadiantPercival 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have seen this video a dozen times and I'll never be able to get over DF actually taking the time to grow all those melons only to spawn new melons in with the item spawner anyway

  • @negaversa
    @negaversa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I would do that idea but everyone keeps talking about those damn blueberries"
    Me: this is how donald trump is

    • @bubsimodragon
      @bubsimodragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Negaversa is the best user ever

  • @matthewh2503
    @matthewh2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:29. He sounds like he is mad, but that passive aggressive kind of mad.

  • @zarvidnoom1547
    @zarvidnoom1547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    no duh he killed morris hes now in power hes planning on stealing mumps fourtune.....

  • @spacewolfe1906
    @spacewolfe1906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah....this is why I only sell via the shipping container.

  • @Sireannon
    @Sireannon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think the comments about bad produce may be due not to your produce, but the fact that perrier had so many to sell that he couldn't easily sell them all. So they started to go bad in his hands

  • @thatterrariaguidenpc8054
    @thatterrariaguidenpc8054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:16 Actually.. it would make sense that Willy buys the blobfish from you then sells the blobfish to Pierre for money since Pierre is a market place that would sell food so fishes are appreciated
    But why would he buy it back I don't know lmfao