The 8 rules of Tommy's college are as follows: -show up on time -be punctual -be prompt -do not be late -tardiness will not be tolerated -do not delay in getting to school -arrive at school at the correct time -be present at school at the expected time
-don't dilly dally -don't dawdle -be there or be square -be fashionably early -last one there is a rotten egg -do not delay -quit stalling -hurry up -time is money
hello random person on the internet i just wanted to say ur pfp gave me flashbacks to the mystic messenger fandom and the person with the lemon pfpt (i forgot their user) who practically commented on every animation, crack vid, etc, and i just wanted to share this
Wow man, I can't believe Sneegsnag™ is back on the Sneeg SMP™! And he invited his friends TommyInnit™, Ranboo™, Philza™ Minecraft™, Nihachu™, and Scott Smajor™ to join him!
@@ittselli3245 at first I didn’t either but after hearing some things sneeg has said they sound pretty similar same with ranboo honestly. I think it’s just the way the say it that it makes them sound like each other, other than that I don’t think they sound similar.
Hey Phil, I am a self conscious boiler but my owner doesn't know. Can you please tell him that someone has rigged my pressure mech... *Explosion noises*
ok i don't know if it's that i'm really fucking tired or if wilburs exploding boiler bit is actually fucking hilarious because it's three in the morning and i can't understand why no one in my house wants to have a room next to me XD
idk if it's just my end but there might be a bit of a desync with the audio and video. out by a second or so, i think, especially noticed it when you found the god apple. thought you should know, have a good day mr snag! edit: think it's just for the first 8 or 9mins, cause it's fixed itself magically :]
It’s an ongoing joke in phil’s chat, because people were telling him worse and worse trauma they’d been through to cope, and he eventually banned any traumadumping in his donos. Wilbur always followed a weirdly parasocial traumadumping dono by interrupting about boilers
wilbur sort of "made fun of" (not sure how to phrase it) people trauma dumping in phil's donos on his streams a while back (because that's not cool and phil have asked people not to multiple times) by randomly popping in and joking about boiler explosions in text-to-speech and it became a joke that stuck around!
Imagine theres some stupid lore where sneeg was the 2nd thing that existed in the solar system, being after the sun. And he was 50% of a block bigger than the mass of earth and he used all his size besides that 50% of a block to create earth as a place he could live on which is why hes super smol, that sounds stupid and would explain why hes not a giant xD
How is lightheartedly making fun of someone for being small ableist, he's all agenda is being 'big and strong' so it make sense that he took a chance to joke about it
The 8 rules of Tommy's college are as follows:
-show up on time
-be punctual
-be prompt
-do not be late
-tardiness will not be tolerated
-do not delay in getting to school
-arrive at school at the correct time
-be present at school at the expected time
how long did it take you to think of all of these
And unspoken rule 9 no women
@@ella9666 a few seconds for each probably
-don't dilly dally
-don't dawdle
-be there or be square
-be fashionably early
-last one there is a rotten egg
-do not delay
-quit stalling
-hurry up
-time is money
These rules are all functionally the exact same
Well well well, little moth man graces us with his presence once more.
Time to crawl up individual pixels on a block again.
hello random person on the internet i just wanted to say ur pfp gave me flashbacks to the mystic messenger fandom and the person with the lemon pfpt (i forgot their user) who practically commented on every animation, crack vid, etc, and i just wanted to share this
@@unseasonecookie8211 Huh.
I... don't think I know what that is, but that's very cool to hear! Glad to hear my presence on the internet is welcome.
Wow man, I can't believe Sneegsnag™ is back on the Sneeg SMP™! And he invited his friends TommyInnit™, Ranboo™, Philza™ Minecraft™, Nihachu™, and Scott Smajor™ to join him!
And Fundy™ :D
Those guys from the Dream SMP™?
@@mk_the_maniac2091 Not all of them are but yes some of them.
@@javencummins1426 I know ❤️ we do this to appease the algorithm and get Sneeg more views
And JackManifold TV™!
i love how everyone is just talking over eachother and arguing and then niki starts saying something and everyone just. stops. talking.
*respect.*
p.s.: timestamp is 2:07
@@lillie8916 yes, they're all gentlemen and that's cute
@@EllieKai0623 true!
They should add the ability to pick up sneeg in the offhand
YES though, that would be a little complicated
They are talking to their guy that you are able to put sneeg on your shoulder
@@TheOtherChannel01 brilliant
Surprised he doesn't seem aware he can ride on other players.
Its so funny how everyone thinks he sounds like Ranboo
funnily enough i dont think he does? lmao
@@ittselli3245 same? The only thing that's sounds even a bit similar is the laugh
Ikr
it’s more like ranboo sounds like sneeg, as sneeg came first
@@ittselli3245 at first I didn’t either but after hearing some things sneeg has said they sound pretty similar same with ranboo honestly. I think it’s just the way the say it that it makes them sound like each other, other than that I don’t think they sound similar.
i cant believe that sneegsnag from smplive is back on the origins smp
i cant believe that lancer from deltarune is back on the origins smp
@@kiwipomegranate and with Lancer’s accurate height too!
@@kiwipomegranate he's going to crawl into your inventory
20:45 and like 2 minutes ahead just made me die, “Hey Phil”.
my sides are obliterated from that whole bit
the fact that it just cuts to sneeg in a sonic costume is killing me rn 💀
"I'm thinking of killing my son, any advice?"
THAT HAD ME WHEEZING LMAOOOOO
I love how Nikis first interaction with Sneeg on the new server was her asking if he was tiny
Sneeg should use stairs to create .25 x .25 tunnels through peoples houses.
Hey Phil, I am a self conscious boiler but my owner doesn't know. Can you please tell him that someone has rigged my pressure mech...
*Explosion noises*
Sneeg last time trying to get a fork: takes 9 hours
Sneeg now trying to get a fork: takes a minute
I didn't realize just how much I missed the 'lil moth-man's wacky hijinks
"Relinquish your cutlery" has to go somewhere in my Minecraft world and my irl room.
The transition to Sneeg being in regular clothes to a Sonic costume 🤣🤣
That last bit segment nearly made me hyperventilate.
Yes i've seen this live Yes i will rewatch the VOD
i've already rewatched the vod 3 times, it's embarrassing.
As you should olga
@@Itzaric not embarrassing, it just shows your dedication to the sneeg
I'm in tears after watching this
I fucking love how fundy's mic just cuts off everytime he gets angry
Sto-
Sto-
Pl-
Sto-
Tommy: I don't do drugs
Also Tommy in the past: *LAS DROGAS*
Sneeg can hide an anvil onto the log and hide it in leaves so when fundie chops his tree down he can get the beating of a lifetime
*wilbur voice * little baby, little baby man
The Origin smp, a place where you get bullied and murdered for being shorter than the average.
11:59 Tommy’s school only has 8 rules
20:46 “hey phil-“ bit
I’m so happy origins is back, this is gonna be so much fun :D
And this is how Fundy lost his first canon life, by getting beat by a smol man
When the grass smoke thing came, I started smelling smoke, it came for like couple seconds-
Hey look there's a boiler in heavenly heaven, surely it won- *bfffffff* *explosion noises*
It’s funnier when you remember these 2 are above 6ft irl and sneeg’s height is the best perspective for short people
i saw this and thought 'no NOT AGAIN' then realized this was last year 💀
Original Title: ORIGINS SMP RETURNS
i love the tiny snag! thank you for the content!
This video hits different at 2 am
I did not expect Phil to have such a good stoner voice
20:40 best bit ever
Sneeg and Phil are the best comedy duo change my mind
“Hey Phil, I’m thinking of killing my son. Any advice?”
It took me a second ngl
Half of this is sneeg getting harassed lmao
your videos always put a smile on my face, thank you! :)
bro i swear to god i never see ratios of 3k likes so 2 dislikes on anyone else’s vids, sneeg is just that godly
21:32
The Wilber boiler incident
Pvp wise sneegs and scotts powers are stupidly op
if been waiting for this for soo long thank you sneeg
ok i don't know if it's that i'm really fucking tired or if wilburs exploding boiler bit is actually fucking hilarious because it's three in the morning and i can't understand why no one in my house wants to have a room next to me XD
I love wilburs explosion noises XD
little baby, little baby man.
19:18 Ah, never change Tubbo, never change.
Ah yes the origins smp through the eyes of the small man
THE KING RETURNS…. Kinda based
this entire thing is just WAYTOODANK
mmm delicious origins
MY CAT STARTED WATCHING THIS WITH ME AA
yes
yes
yes
Damn they died on gapple gang? Feels bad
what happened between the time where sneeg was wearing a green shirt and then a sonic suit.
Still wishing Ranboo Origin made him taller
idk if it's just my end but there might be a bit of a desync with the audio and video. out by a second or so, i think, especially noticed it when you found the god apple. thought you should know, have a good day mr snag!
edit: think it's just for the first 8 or 9mins, cause it's fixed itself magically :]
Alternate title Sneeg gets bulled for being short on origins 😂😂
I'm ready to watch this video
can someone explain the boiler explosion jokes?
It’s an ongoing joke in phil’s chat, because people were telling him worse and worse trauma they’d been through to cope, and he eventually banned any traumadumping in his donos. Wilbur always followed a weirdly parasocial traumadumping dono by interrupting about boilers
wilbur sort of "made fun of" (not sure how to phrase it) people trauma dumping in phil's donos on his streams a while back (because that's not cool and phil have asked people not to multiple times) by randomly popping in and joking about boiler explosions in text-to-speech and it became a joke that stuck around!
Really hope you post the vods
is the seed ever mentioned? ive had a look but cant find it anywhere
Some man takes server by storm
oh thank God i don't think I have the time to watch hours upon hours of vods. thank you king
IM SORRY BUT THE TRANSITION OF SNEEG DRESSED NORMALLY TO SUDDENLY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AT 19:17 CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD
Wait...what's with the Sonic costume!? 😂😂😂
I want a full version of the intro. i dont know why. i just want a full version
13:50 shout out to marshmallows_ for being the funniest person ever
random jump cut to sonic costume
MOTH MAN RETURNS FUCK YEAH
Phil with his bro voice scares me
Now I need footage of fundy and sneeg being criminals together. Itd be amazing to see them commit war crimes :)
IM SO EXCITED
YOOOO SNEEGSMP IS BACK!
YOOOOOOOOOO LITTLE BABY MAN IS BACK!!!!!
RNjesus is on your side sir snag
Return of the short king
Imagine theres some stupid lore where sneeg was the 2nd thing that existed in the solar system, being after the sun. And he was 50% of a block bigger than the mass of earth and he used all his size besides that 50% of a block to create earth as a place he could live on which is why hes super smol, that sounds stupid and would explain why hes not a giant xD
Yes
YEP
1:17-1:37 killed me 😂
Frick ye
21:35 💥
Hell yeah
cool
tiny man fundy
Sneeg and foekoe upload... nice
I cried laughing at this video.
when will there be more vods on youtube please sneeg
Streamer Luck is real
small man, tiny haha
Wooo
pssst babe wake up a new banger sneeg vid just dropped
Man I want too be in the SMP
IM POGGING
Alt title: “TommyInnit is ableist on Origin SMP”
??
* tova * Because he was making fun of someone small but the joke is still kinda weird
How is lightheartedly making fun of someone for being small ableist, he's all agenda is being 'big and strong' so it make sense that he took a chance to joke about it
@@60311 cring
@@zadjtime5171 eh, I haven't even watch the vod so my conclusion is based of his other bits
lil baby man
origins pog
5:50 sneezesnag