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PURE INSANITY - Kingdom Hearts 3 Yozora Boss Critical - ROUND 1 & Bad Ending Reaction
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ค. 2020
- I'm so proud to FINALLY present to you guys the first slice of the Secret Episode after long, long await! This will consist of 2 Parts as my first session of him over on Twitch took hours & countless deaths occurred.
Thank you so much for being patient, the next attempt will be happening next week Live!
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*Cynical refuses to give up and attempts to beat this palooka 92 times*
Yozora: "Are you done?"
Cynical: NOPE!
Woah there, "palooka"? Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to watch your language. This is a family-friendly channel.
Don't worry, it took me 72 attempts and 7 to 8 hours of combined gameplay hours to beat him and he did his DM twice.
@@gagejoseph91 lol
Yozora: “you thought you’d win?”
Seeing this now is like opening up a bottle of finely aged wine.
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool TH-camr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear xoda
cant wait for it to age over years
100% accurate.
@@tannermccauley4894 kingdom hearts 4 wont come out till were all died so its got time.
fake reaction
Cynical: "I already like this man."
*Famous last words*
Yozora: *steals Sora's keyblade and leaves him defenseless*
Player: "This is fucking bullshit!"
Roxas: *laughs uproariously in the background*
I always died whenever that reaction command showed up bc of those DAMN LASERS
How tf can you steal a keyblade? It happens yet I don't get how. Just resummon that bitch.
How many times will Yozora kill Cynical?
Yozora: Yes!
A yes amount of times.
"How many time you've breath ?"
Yozora: "Sorry, I don't lose"
*Cynical angrily dying for the 92nd time*
Hint: C A L M L Y S T U D Y
Ironically enough, that one tip is the key to winning the fight.
i love how on the hardest fight of the game the tip is basiclly just "git gud lol"
"Did you study?" Nomura asked calmly.
Yozora: "Thought you'd win?"
Me: "I thought I'd dodge/block."
Yozora: Thought you'd win ?
Me: Thought I'd Thought I'd win ?
Yozora: "Thought you'd win?"
Everyone: "No"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice one matthewniverse!!!
Delicious
Very funny MatthewNiverse
If you got time, i make kingdom hearts type beats!! Would truly appreciate it
Yozora is crazy
He escalated from
"yeah I've heard of you" to "Why you using soras name" then pulls gun on sora and then whips out a blade talking about "i was told to save sora".
Like wtf
he's high AF on nomura writing
"Save Sora from the impostor that you are" lmao
- Wait, it's all Versus XIII?
Nomura: 𝗔𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻
Arumon: Been always has!
@@nicke.8622 Wow, that's his nobody? Then where the hell is the heartless?
@@sonicplays8740 onumra: DARKNESS!!!
@@nicke.8622 But hearts?
@@sonicplays8740 *yes*
Fans: The Dark Inferno boss didn't quite put up a challenge.
Tetsuya Nomura: Oh word son?
I like that when yozora escapes a combo he just says NOPE!
I like when he says I don't think so
yea it sounds a lot better than Vanitas's NOPE! Idk wtf HJO was thinking while recording his lines for kh3 his bbs proformance was way better
🖕🏼🖕🏼 NOPE! *Backflips*
@@NineTailedNaruto98 splash splash your opinion is trash.
@@johnpantag472 Lol someone saying my opinion is trash just sounds ridiculous you're entitled to think what you want though I still think BBS is better
My favorite part of this was the first hour, where Jared could barely handle the sweetness that people were sharing with him. I hope that it was cherished. Welcome back, man.
When Jared started to tear up, that hit me
@@jasonmartinez7774 It goes to show people, whether they show it or not, have some instinct to help each other out.
Cynical: Yozora I've come to Bargain
Yozora: YOU'VE COME TO DIE!
Underrated comment hahahaa
This comment deserves more respect
Boss fights in a nutshell
7:05 this was everyone’s first thought when Yozora took our keyblade. Can’t have $H¡t in Shibuya.
Imagine having a trip to Shibuya and got PTSD ...
Yozora: I'll save you sora
Sora:then why kick the crap out of me
Yozora:I saved you from yourself
Everyone:edgy
I mean, we just gotta look how Sora saved Aqua lol
Makes perfect sense
Yozora has to be the edgiest KH character so far!
Yozora: Oh sorry I mean to say I'll save YOzora
@@gene6794 theres Young Xehanort you know
"I can't form words other than what I just formed"
That's my new favorite line, I'm using that 😂
The fact he was still able to avoid spoilers for so long is amazing
Cynical: *dies to Yozora*
Also Cynical: *making hella bank*
I’m not gonna lie, absolutely died at “Yozora loves shapes” 🤣
Especially Spheres, Cylinders, and Pyramids lol
Sure but what flavour? BBQ? Pizza? I like BBQ.
@@Reamstreams all that red makes it look cherry flavored lol.
17:50
And he REALLY likes Sony. Man's got Xs, Os, Triangles, and Squares.
Yozora: *starts with DM*
Also yozora: "Your free trial of living has ended"
It's pretty amazing that you avoided any spoilers of this for the 5 months that you have been gone for. Thank you for doing this on your streams, they are very fun to watch.
I managed to do the same for the most part and I’m just getting here after a goddamn year
After Xion and Xehanort combo wombo emotionally destroyed me for couple days straight, I fought against Yozora once and was like "nope, dat shit is beyond my skills." And just gave up. Haven't looked back since.
Me exactly, he is too handsome
Practice
Same, I was mentally drained after Xion and Xehanort kept shoving their keyblades up my ass.
If you beat Xion and MX you can do it. Look up a video to see the opening and proper dodging and guarding. It is hard but doable. Very doable.
I'm fully aware that I can probably do it eventually, but there was no fucking way in hell I'd have tried it after the bullshit that was Xion and Xehanort fights. I was too mentally exhausted after those two.
What if...
You wanted to fight with your Keyblade
But Yozora said:
“YOU’RE POWER IS MINE!”
Your* ;)
sephiros9999 ... shit
"Nope" "Your Power is Mine"
Yozora is a better Vanitas than Vanitas ...
*pulls out a second keyblade, or just another regular weapon
"What boss whips out a DM straight off the bat??"
*Megalovania intensifies*
The suite Life of Sora and yozora. Oh it took me awhile to beat him too.
I can hear Nomura laughing while drinking our tears
Nah, he's probably bathing in the blood of the fallen Keybladers who took this boss on lol.
@@DarkFrozenDepths why not both
"sorry but i don't loose"
After my 60th death I started to believe him
Me crying in my room
My mom why you crying
Me I’ve been waiting 5 months to see a grown man scream at a children’s video game
My mom lets go see your therapist
It's not a children's video game idiot
Bro, this isn't a kids game. Really, it isn't.
7:04 He looks and sounds like a kid who realised that somebody gave his favorite toy away 😂
As I'm watching:
Cynical: *gets wrecked*
All state ad: accidents happen
i think yozora is someone new inhabitanting the form of yozora to come to the real world, and he knows this, but he doesn’t wanna tell you because he’s “saving you”. sora only knows him from the game but to whoever yozora really is, it’s just a form he is taking the appearance of because we’re not supposed to know who he is yet
Haha i totally understood all that :)
nah he is noctis
Cynical: *spends 3 hours to try to get to Yozora's DM*
me: *get's DM'ed at the literal start of the fight*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm new to games, what does dm mean?
@@burningnight6709 desperation move
Your experience is something we have in common. though it sounds like a joke... the death tip is correct. . . study his movements, sora doesn't have to move too much to win, Yozora's fairly predictable if you pay attention to his audio cues and habits. this and red = block - blue = dodge. I believe in you.
Sure bud, a boss who can literally link ANY of his ultra fast flashy moves in a random order is "fairly predictable".
Even if you listen to his cues or study his movements you need to learn muscular memory or you will not be able to react in time.
Ffs even if you learn how to avoid his attacks, you still need to avoid single mistakes or he'll blast you out of the planet or steal all your shit.
Don't act as if he's an easy boss. In order to defeat him, you need hours of practice.
@@xeanfrost901 year old comment. . . and no one said easy. a few simple rules and patterns to remember. let me guess. whipping you bad too huh?
Yozora: I have to save Sora.
Also Yozora: 🔫
Part 2 (Finale): th-cam.com/video/EPMBqk7zvDA/w-d-xo.html
24:43 this is the greatest rage I've seen in a while
Watched the stream live. Now I get to laugh for 25 minutes straight. I think we can all agree that Jared makes our lives more enjoyable. We love you man 🤘🏻😭❤️
6:57 Yozora looked at the keyblade and said "yeah lemme get that"
"YoZoRa LoVEs ShApeS
hE LOveS CirCLeS & TrIaNgLeS"
I burst out laughing hahaha
22:02 THAT'S A CIRCLE MADE OF TRIANGLES AFUZEYGQISDJZOIHF
This would be Nomura's way to show his anger for the injustice he received about versus XIII
This is exactly what I think, also, I play kingdom hearts because I want to play kingdom hearts, not final fantasy Vs 13
With the way this fight is set up to pretty much make you lose and play that cutscene, it seems like Nomoura wants to replace Sora and have Vs 14 take over the KH franchise
maybe if he actually made the thing they wouldn't have pulled him.
@Ewan Callister well to tie versus 13 to anything we need versus 13, and all we have of it are a couple cutscenes and a couple minutes of """gameplay""".
@Ewan Callister
We were given but one cutscene that is "related"' to FFvs13. We have absolutely no idea where the story will go yet now you are upset that at a *possibility* KH may walk in FFxv13's shoes....
Like I understand for being upset at Nomura for the ending of KH3. It was pretty much wtf and everyone gets a happy ending bs and that's honestly a fine opinion to have.
However to say that Yozora "comprised the story & mistreated the characters" (despite the fact Yozora was never even mentioned in tha actual story and he only shows up to help start the next arc in the series by the END of the arc anyways) is actually just a tiny bit a dumb dumb moment
And ok I will be blunt wtf is the problem with FFx13 being apart of KH?. As long as it doesn't forget about the main cast, has proper development and has almost little to no plot holes, we should be good. This isn't even me trying to debate. Just a genuine question as I don't see any problem with it
This was so fun to watch live. Godspeed, Jared.
Legit
"Is that your version of saving someone???"
Yozora: Yes
Fight him again in 2022 in honor of the 20th anniversary
Sora : I wonder how it would feel to be crystallized
Yozora : why wait ?
I love going back and watching you struggle and finally beat them. These video still hold up 4 years later. I wish I raged the same way you do man it’s just straight comedy gold !!
Mr. Moseby’s mad that Zack’s been bouncing around and mumbling for the last 92 times in the lobby with a vr headset.
The way you were slowly zooming in on Yozora's face at the beginning of the video reminded me of when the room was tilting in DDLC.
I admit I beat Yozora at lvl 99 on Standard, after watching a couple of videos to find out how to counter some combos, and it still took me two whole days. I cannot even imagine the pain to beat him on Critical without any prior knowledge of his moves
Honesty, it's okay if you didn't beat him on critical. I didn't and probably won't. I did ReMind story on critical which was challenging enough. I went to did the data battles and went ... "Nope!" Instead, I fought them and Yozora with ez codes (turning off the one shot). Enjoy the fights that way. Now I am going back on standard with no codes to get through them.
What videos?! Plz do tell because I’m on standard and it’s still hard for me, help a fellow obsessed fangirl out 😂
@@EmiL_from_NieR haha sure, check out Everglow and Bizkit047, the videos are called "Yozora Secret Boss guide" or something like that
matteobrazo I will! Thanks! I got my iced coffee and I’m going to beat that insulting e-boy looking bro now 😂
@@EmiL_from_NieR yeah, that's the spirit! it will be so satisfying when you'll kick his ass
22:18 "where you at?"
Yozora: "there"
montage music is called Two Steps Back by Jules Gaia
Yozora: *Closes his eyes
Jared: **UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREECHING**
Every gamer vs Yozora: I'm ready this.
Yozora: Say goodbye to Dr.HP.
Fkn loved that one, bro. So good to have you back, Jared. Can't say that enough.
It's also been confirmed that Sora losing to Yazora is canon. Just wanted to point that out. Lol
20:19 Is it just me, or does it look like Yozora blasted Sora's head off right here? XD
HEADSHOT
I still haven't beaten him it's been 3 months I'm taking a break on him now
Ps I'm sure you've already noticed but if your in a form like ultimate form your max hp can't be reduced
I think elixirs can aslo do that.
I figured that out on Xion.
I think thats all forms
Forms have an ability where you’re immune to status effects and reduced health is a status effect. Panaceas also remove/prevent it from happening for the duration it lasts
Stack elixirs and use Ariel over and over again. By shifting in and out of summons you should be able to get him down either all they way or to his last couple hits.
HartleyAce here. Great compilation! Each attempt will get you closer. Again, great to have you back :)
Sorry. But I don't lose~
Jared, this was the most fun I have EVER had on one of your streams and every moment was either a thrill ride or wild laugh. It was great. Look forward to the next one.
Yes... calmy study this rapid dragonball z kingdom hearts fights you've given us , Numora.
Just wanted to remind you that you can defeat ma boi during the dm. WHICH I DID!!! Also, I'm the guy who is ´´andersson201´´ and donated to you a couple of times
Edit: Shoutout to Swede gang who also watched the stream
16:58 Glad we agree on this. He may have torn us a new one but this guy is too cool. Give us the power Nomura.
@4:03 the star in the final world said that Yozora's heart was replaced with someone else's. A little food for thought.
22:58 I thought I was the only one that this happened to. I walked out of my room too when I saw this dude take out his DM at the start....I was scared shitless
I love your reactions dude! glad to have you back and hear your perspective on kh! May your heart be your guiding key
10:54 perfect timing 🤣
I was too late last time to check on your stream, but watching this compilation, I can only laugh at your incredible editing, alongside your fall to the abyss of dark insanity thanks to this guy. Believe when I say this: after 4 hours of non-stop tries, I had to give up playing this game for 2 days just to calm myself.
Remember this tip: lasers and slashes of red are worth guarding; anything blue, just dodge.
7:04
cynical: MY F**KING KEYBLADE!?
me: well you were surprise cynical.
Honestly would have laughed if MoM was sitting on the edge of a building watching the entire fight eating popcorn
How much you wanna bet we'll see him do this in Melody?
@@Kuma5655 400 KUPO COINS!
MoM: bravo!!! A spectacular show. With this delicious snack and watching this fight for 6 hours is really fun.(laughs)
(Laughing stops Mom gets serious)
MoM: however Sora, you cannot stop me controlling destiny, will you ever stop me when we finally meet. Who are you? Who am i?
@@mikoswhackgameandstuffvids480 but the MoM is just laughing in his head thinking "this kid is going to fucking die when he finds out who I am"
@@Santeneal 😂😂
Cynical: “This is what we wanted.”
Yozora: “Nope.”
So now we know Yozora was talking about his Quadratum appearance which means the Yozora we have seen will be more realistic in kh4 because it’s the Quadratum version. So dope
Hey, Sora.
Let me just start with my Desperation Move at full HP on the first second of the battle. Sound fair?
What the ACTUAL HELL? Not even remotely fair.
There’s a reason why he’s considered a “secret superboss,” but at least this fight is a lot more balanced than the Mysterious Figure fight.
"Nomura, were you stoned? Were you on LSD when you wrote this?"
Considering he was drunk when he wrote Coded, that is not out of the realm of possibility lmao
You deserve all the love you are getting boi, we missed you so much !!
Nomura after being kicked from FFvs13: ILL DO IT MYSELF THEN. HERE'S YOZORA.
"Your Cynical ran into a problem that it can't handle and it needs to restart"
My brain: *dial up sounds*
Also A DM at the beginning of the fight..... WHAT?!
Your reaction of the bad ending is just priceless! Honestly Jared you’re the man!
“92 attempts at trying to take down this kpop star looking ass”
*im done there’s no point I’m dead*
Im so happy you finally made it to the Secret Ep! We pray for your victory.
Nomura: Seem they complain our bosses were too easy.
Miyazaki: dont worry ill handle the boss design
I actually had the honor of being in that stream while all the insane donations were rolling in and it was amazing to see the amount of love people all over the world have for you man. You were deeply missed and this proves it. I'm glad you're back man, I love your vids immensely and your reactions to everything out there. Your style is incredibly TheGamersJoint and I hope you never change dude. I hope to see more great content like this in the future cuz it was funny as hell to see it a second time
Lmao laughed out loud soooo hard when he starts freaking out about Sora looking hdddddddddd
This was awesome! I have been waiting for this moment for so long lol. I also love when people go crazy with donations and Jared goes crazy. You deserve every fucking penny my boy! This is my favorite Kingdom Hearts channel.
We are so glad youre back Cynical! It’s awesome to see you happy and enjoying Remind in your streams with us. Keep being you and be happy dude
Sora seeing a person who looks identical to his nobody despite his nobody being the only person who doesn't look like his somebody: No comment
Sora seeing a man on the back of a videogame box for about 2 seconds: Identifies on sight
Yozora: This isn't what I look like
Never thought I would see Zack from the Tipton hotel lend his voice to a hard ass boss 🙂
You are my favorite gamer. And my favorite youtuber. Kingdom hearts has meant the world to me for basically my whole life and the way you feel for the series is amazing man!
I'm so happy to have you back. It make me smile to see you thrive. Congrats on everything and remember you're great.
Imagine if yozora could hear his mic talking about skin pores and he's just like what the heck is is going on
Dude at 20:30 that digimon killed me 😂😂😂
Hearing it again I think Yozora means to save Sora but not in the traditional way when you first hear it I think he means save him like you would a file on a computer
Oh, data Sora for next game, confirmed?
@@lacimorgan2626 honestly it's a thought I had listening to the dialog again & watching the cutscene before the fight takes place
“What boss whips out a desperation move straight off the bat!?!”
I mean... Sans
I always wonder why people don't use their strong attacks first
-sans
I can rewatch this every day and get a different laugh every time. thanx 4 being you
OHHHH HOW I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO BUT THE ONLY THING I WANT MORE IS YOUR REACTION TO THE GOOD ENDING AND YOZORA'S "DRIVER"
Honestly, I was jamming out to the rekt compilation music.
Does anyone know where it's from or called?
Boi! It is soo good to have the man back. Jared, do whatever for the channel makes you happy, I’m here for the awesome sauce personality. It’s good to have the distractions in this crazy time, and to everyone else: stay safe! We will get through this together (yozora and the world) 🤘🏼
I like how you chose one of the most derpy stills of Noctis 😂
Game: C A L M L Y S T U D Y
Cynical: are you challenging me?
Yeah...Yozora needs the Vergil Special Edition treatment.
You're reaction at the weapon steal was priceless, just like mine lol