Jesse the type of guy to yell at his friends to throw his brother's motorcycle into a hole then tell his brother that it was his friends who did it not him
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Haha lmao Jesse said: •I'm late because I got food. •I don't know how to farm. •I ran over a couple of things with my dad's tractor. •Yea it's a problem I get up at 4. •There a night shift? •I can't lift things over 10 lbs because of my spleen. Bet the man is like "This nigga" and now we know why ppl don't hire Jesse😂😂😂😂😂
It's crazy how good like random people are at acting with good direction and stuff Love this series guess that's why I'm watching it for the 6-7th time what ever it is
jesse, honestly the dumbest thing you can possible do, is ask your potential future boss "when do i get paid" before you get a job, like use your brain
That idiot could not handle one day of real work on a farm.. he'd be hiding in a ball curled up crying on the phone to his mom.. "just come get me mom, I wanna go home" (in a sobbing lil girl voice). suckling his thumb.. yelling at corn or potato to stop filming him. ohhh.. my spleen. Yeah u want a job.. but I don't get outta bed til noon... I can't lift over 3 oz.s I need 7 breaks before lunch.. and 3 hours for lunch and a nap after lunch.
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ik this is 7 years old and we all watched this as, well kids or freshly turned teens, but usually homeless shelter workers are all volunteers aka free labor
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Doesn't want to deal with people face-to-face after the CVS Pharmacy lady Gets pissed because McDonald's application system doesn't involve face-to-face contact Makes perfect sense
After days upon days of dedicating time on youtube, my brother and I became inspired by so many content creators on this platform. We started creating videos at our highest production and quality rate possible. We would greatly appreciate it if you could help us and tell us how we are doing, thank you so much!:)
Jesse is looking for a job where you dont work and you video and play video games with hours from 2pm to 5pm with an hour break and $20 an hour and no dress code.
+Dylan Adams Jesse Personal Friend Phone Number was leaked Out Freeman is Jesse Personal Friend That we know nothing about Guys I Swear He Answered My Call This His Number 😯😯😯.901-462-7502
Jesse the kind of guy to go through a McDonald's drive through and order a job Application
W
+Luke Sellick yes who the f**k orders from a drive thru
😂😂😂😂
42 likes in 42 minutes
+Luke Sellick LMAO
Jesse is the type of guy to get fired from a self employed job
LMAO
"If I hit his truck, too bad." As he tries with all his might not to hit the truck.
wat If he het da truk
@@jvdm5412 Den itz 2 bed
- Said in your language 8 years later
"I'm used to rejection"
-2 minutes later-
"god I hate being rejected"
- Jesse 2016
6:40 for first part
+Captain Orange 8:20 second
Jesse the type of guy to yell at his friends to throw his brother's motorcycle into a hole then tell his brother that it was his friends who did it not him
L
Major L
ipad giveaway on my channel
Holy L
lame asf
Jesse the type of guy to flip off people in a building from INSIDE his car and then look towards the camera for 3 seconds thinking he's super badass
YESS!😂
😂😂😂😂
L
lmao.. so true. ;)
lmao.. so true. ;)
jesse the type of guy who would work at a meth lab and ask to video
W
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Truu💀
w
+Official Ness
Bruv do you know what L even means, it just seems like people say L for likes.
When he said "I can be a pretty good worker" I like how corn just looks with a smirk
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This dude asked for a job in a drive thru 😭😭
Lol
He's trying to buy a job
Welcome to McDonald's may i take your order.
Jesse: Yea could i get a job.
+GoodFella94 Earn real money for playing a game NO CC no BS sparkprofit.com/intro?by=7fKsDD
Go on Jesses twitter and retweet his tweet he said if he gets 2000 retweets he'll shave his head bald
Looks like Jesse is going to be working on a weed farm.
🚬😎
Lol
W
And he gonna be the type of nigga to drop the blunt during the rotation
+Psycho Dad W
Jesse is the type of guy that drive into a driveway and ask a question
L
L
subscribe to me and I'll subscribe back
But I'm straight
+SoilBeastGames dude ur vids r awesome I'll sub for sub
Haha lmao Jesse said:
•I'm late because I got food.
•I don't know how to farm.
•I ran over a couple of things with my dad's tractor.
•Yea it's a problem I get up at 4.
•There a night shift?
•I can't lift things over 10 lbs because of my spleen.
Bet the man is like "This nigga"
and now we know why ppl don't hire Jesse😂😂😂😂😂
City slickers
Jesse the type of guy to try to win the lottery without buying any tickets
Loss
L
+Esteebanana loss?
+Ryan Foster yes that wasn't really funny
+Esteebanana hi cousin
Hello my name is Jesse I'd like to work at your farm I:
• Can't do manual labor
• Can't drive
• Can't wake up early
• Don't know anything
Hired.
+Rocky White Juggie alert. Face it Jesse is worthless irl.
ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂
+JuniorGenius That's his answer for every job. Oh and you forgot "I need a camera to film myself being dumb"
+David Stone Get roasted
The guy on the farm seemed really nice.
Agreed
Sounds really awesome
The guy at Taco Bell was too
they always do until you find their cyclops kid in the basement
+Trophy Raider wtf
Goes through a drive thru to order a job application... made me laugh so hard!!!
I like how Corn is just giving him bad advice to see what happens.
"Go get a job would you!" Lol Psycho Dad cracks me up 😂
Jesse the type of guy when the weather is "chilly" he'll bring a spoon and bowl and the McNuggets😂.
L
"Very original"
Wat
L
L
he seriously thinks he can work at a farm and not be lifting things over 10 pounds.
It's kinda sad.
@@Adamisgood24 its fake more sad
He's so weak, it's pathetic.
@@malikguzman9132 Jessie is a very weak man and a slacker. Get a job with his dad
@@displayname2696 it’s fake bro
Bruh they pump your gas !!? Over here you do it your self
In New Jersey, it's illegal to pump your own gas.
NJ does it to help with unemployment levels
*yourself
ikr
actually new Jersey law says they pump your fuel. the last state that does that.
If Jesse got a job a McDonald's he would be the only white person there... Lol
what?
Fucking Racist
+Donikko Balisi Telling the truth isn't racist.
+Hery bob More like Burger King
+Hery bob more like kfc and popeyes
As a Canadian, I was so lost why someone was pumping gas in his car.
It's a dumb rule in New jersey
IKR
+Don Garvey you can't pump your own gas?
In New Jersey it's illegal :/ I guess it gives more opportunities for jobs
Australia doesn't do that either
Jesse is the type of guy who buys a Lego set and asks the employees to assemble it for him
I feel like that girl in cvs and milissa would get along great lol
LOL
+Zorath Weirdly that is soooo true lol
A 50-something year old "Girl"?
yea they would
I can't imagine Jesse working on a farm... The amount of cows he'd kill..
lol all the burgers
Seriously, do you see him working anywhere?
L
+UnicornRage
So he'd kill Joe
+UnicornRage AHAHHAHAHA
"I can't lift anything over 10 pounds" I cant even believe this dude
It's crazy how good like random people are at acting with good direction and stuff
Love this series guess that's why I'm watching it for the 6-7th time what ever it is
I give up. Did he really just pull up in a drive-thru and ask if they were hiring
Ikr
Yes
I know right what the hell 👎
Agreed
Ikr
Jessie should be a news reporter since he's always on camera lol
They pump gas for you!!! I do that for my mom.
same
+Jalynn Davidson same
Yea where I live people don't pump gas for you
I may be wrong, but I believe in the state of New Jersey it is illegal to pump your own gas.
+Jalynn Davidson it's a law in jersey
The farmer, is a really nice guy, like if you agree
He certainly is
jesse, honestly the dumbest thing you can possible do, is ask your potential future boss "when do i get paid" before you get a job, like use your brain
Right?!
+Justin what's even stupider is that he asked how long the lunch breaks were? I mean who does stupid shit like that
That idiot could not handle one day of real work on a farm.. he'd be hiding in a ball curled up crying on the phone to his mom.. "just come get me mom, I wanna go home" (in a sobbing lil girl voice). suckling his thumb.. yelling at corn or potato to stop filming him. ohhh.. my spleen. Yeah u want a job.. but I don't get outta bed til noon... I can't lift over 3 oz.s I need 7 breaks before lunch.. and 3 hours for lunch and a nap after lunch.
Idk I think he can manage to top it lol
And he said he can't do any Manuel labor. Do you fucking know what a farm is
This would make a great "what not to do when looking for a job" video for school.
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jesses the type of guy to do a job interview through a drive through, jesses is preety good
jesse the type of dude to have a ponytail, drive a pink car, and complain about his spleen.
If anyone see this comment, just know you're awesome and one of a kind!
Have a great day. 😄😄
U too!
+James Hammel Don't tell me what to do!
U too
Thanks...you too.
You too!
4:00 and have a laugh - that voice 🤣
That Taco Bell guy was awesome!
Lol that guy at taco bells gonna see the physco vids and be like ''wtf''
Jesse is the type of guy to work at a homeless shelter and become homeless.
Sub for sub
right lmfao agreed.
ik this is 7 years old and we all watched this as, well kids or freshly turned teens, but usually homeless shelter workers are all volunteers aka free labor
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Jesse, a farm will kick your ass. You have no idea how much hard work that is.
that wasn't really a farm, more of a nursery
this is a tutorial on everything not to do when you need a job
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Jesse the type of guy to go to a drive-through box and ask for a job to some guy he can't even see
Jessie the type of guy to kill a random cow because it was is lunch break
L
L
even meek mill would give you an L
+James Hammond jesssie couldent run a piece of equipment if his life depended on it
Eh
Always Jess's way or the highway. What's new
Jess' learn grammar
+Snowponyfreak101 8D
Says the one who forgot the period.
People always gotta criticize Jesse despite how he has a lot of decent points. What’s new
@@TheWeekndFan-tv8ce Are you freaking stupid? Its staged and acting s*** for brains!
@@danielmoung9098 Oh please. You think I don’t know that? I was just playing along. I think you owe me an apology.
Doesn't want to deal with people face-to-face after the CVS Pharmacy lady
Gets pissed because McDonald's application system doesn't involve face-to-face contact
Makes perfect sense
You’re from SOUTH PARK, right?
LOL!! Loved Phycho Dad's quote, "Go get a job, will ya." Brilliant
That lady at CVS was unnecessarily rude!
With that pony tail and that pink car I swear he looks like a hippy
Jesse can change he color of his car
The
Paint jobs are fuckin expensive dude
+hacker101433 lazy haha you must be 12, you do know that its many hours of work and cost alot?
***** yeah but he needs his car, it take days to paint a car
He needs a new car all together! That's like a 1990s Toyota. Who would hire him in that? I know I won't.
jesse the type of nigga to go to a drive thru and ask if they are hiring
wipe the lipstick off of your window for christ sakes,
Lmao
+SDD525 best comment ever
+RandomStupidUser You just had to put your 2 cents in huh.
Tomasz You just had to put your 2 cents in huh
McJuggerNuggets: MY SPLEEN
This dude really asked if they're hiring in the McDonald's drive-thru like wow lmao
Who wouldn’t want to hire mcjuggernuggets lol
apply at applebee's the place where you larry and corn go? they give you free food?
Sub for sub
ok?
+Singing Gamarh why do you always end in question marks?
why do you question me?
Singing Gamarh touche?
CORNS NAME IS ZACH 14:20 HIS NAME IS NOT CORN!
you just realized that
yea
+HaloLovesMinecraft || Road to 500 subs they said that for a year now lol
Omfg... His name is Zachary CORNatzer
Lol you are a bit late bud😂
Jesse is the living comic book guy from the Simpsons
The farmer is the saloon owner/bartender from every western movie ever made
Jesse the type of guy who would give up a million dollars if he had to wake up early to get it.
ummm....... uuuuuhh.......
I HAVE NO IDEA WTF YOU JUST ACTUALLY FUCKING SAID LIKE NO FUCKING CLIE
*CLUE
Karina Hernandez your 4 years late lmao 😂
If Jesse ever had brain damage we would never notice. 9:12
3:08 that's his mating call
Ha
OMG YAS
lmao
crying to get a job is a mating call now? :/
I was referencing just the crying because Jessie cries a lot
Corn bends down and smiles into the camera when Jesse says, "I can be a pretty good worker."
Kinda ironic that a pharmacy is right beside a McDonald's, isn't it?
I would respect him but he says his videos are real
Ok?
Agreed
+LiL Ill no they aren't 'DUMBASS'
+LiL Ill no, they're not
Because they are
Jesse as a farmer...... he barely can get up in time to go to work
Jesses the type of guy that goes to mc.donalds and ask for directions to burgerking
Jesse can be a uber driver since he drives a lot
but he needs a car 2011-now
I cringe every time he talks about his "spleen" now.
Same
I hate how he says that because people have it worse he should just man up
+Haylie Jensen he's had it for like 10 months. It would be cured by now. He just says it to make an excuse to get out of a situation
Ha! No way hes cut out for doing hard labor, he can't even help his Dad around the house!
Jesse the type of a guy to find a new job everyday
YOUR THE TYPE OF PERSON TO JUST SEE A VIDEO AND JUST REPORT IT
How tf are you going to film at a farm
Ikr
corn🌽🌽
So corn is gonna be there everyday just filming jesse. Jesse cant get any work done anyways he is to lazy😂
ya
Correction he will be sitting behind s hay bail on a ds or some shit
this dude went to a drive thru to ask if a place was hiring
After days upon days of dedicating time on youtube, my brother and I became inspired by so many content creators on this platform. We started creating videos at our highest production and quality rate possible. We would greatly appreciate it if you could help us and tell us how we are doing, thank you so much!:)
"gas is so cheap now" that line did not age well XD
7:49 Uncle Larry?
Hard to tell 🤔
No
+SZeus no lol
8:30 his mom?????!!!!!!
+SZeus that dude is way bigger than uncle larry
thr last time ive been this early well it was like 3 years ago so
Congrats
+The8BitGrandpaShow lol
Jesse is looking for a job where you dont work and you video and play video games with hours from 2pm to 5pm with an hour break and $20 an hour and no dress code.
jesse the type of nigga to go through the drive through to see if they hiring
Jesse said on twitter if he gets 200k retweets he will shave his head bald GO AND RETWEET THAT SHIT IF U WANT HIM BALD
June 2019 anyone?
June 2020
Why does the farmer refer to Larry as ''Uncle Larry'' ?
Work from home Opportunities are the best beat!
he will never get a job and keep it cause he wears clothes that makes him look homeless
RIGHT lol he needs a haircut and better clothes
rite😂😂
+Zoey Huff *right
+Survastik Dude, it is common sense that you don't walk in looking like you just rolled out of bed and a camera following you and ask for a job.
He wont get a job until April 1st so he can get a good psycho video
GO TO JESSES TWITTER HE SAID IF HE GETS 200K RETWEETS HE'LL SHAVE HIS HEAD BALD ON STREAM TONIGHT
Also sorry for the caps I just really want him to get rid of that ugly ass hair
+Mr.NoName good idea
is corns name Zach
Yes
zachary cornatzer
Yes
I don't know about everyone else but I cannot wait for this series to end.
Try to type mcjuggernuggets with your eyes closed.
mcjufferbhddwes, mcjuggerbuffets
Mcjuffernioggyt
mcjuggernuggets
Mcjuggernuggets
Mcjuggernuggets HOLY SHIT I GOT IT
McJuggerNuggets 👌
I can't do manual labor I can't wake up early I can't drive a tractor can you hire me on this farm?
I'm smart like jessssseeee
Deebo From friday is outside 0:00
Jesse the type of guy that gets a job in a morgue and films it
you need a hair cut
Amen
+Dylan Adams Jesse Personal Friend Phone Number was leaked Out Freeman is Jesse Personal Friend That we know nothing about Guys I Swear He Answered My Call This His Number 😯😯😯.901-462-7502
Jesse I like you and all but i dont like your pony tail :^(
Jesus Christ. It's almost as if Jesse talks people out of hiring him on purpose.
His face when he said don't ever get around those German Shepherd's there vicious lol😂😂😂
Jesse How About If I get 500 likes on this comment you have to cut your hair
You get out of bed around 4? I'm 10 years younger than than you and I get out of bed at 6 am every day
L
your dad probably drags you out
+blood and silver I don't know my dad 😐
+Anthony Hatoum okay?
+Spring The Dog you know theirs a difference with getting up for school and not doing anything as a adult right?
Get a haircut for 3 million subs plz
I honestly like the Farmer hes pretty chill
People are not going to take you seriously with your hair and how you act