ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.
yeah those figures look really good! tbh i think i actually want to get them. it seems like a fun project, and i have been wanting some cool but also affordable blank figures so that i can finally practice painting with the airbrush that i impulse bought last year and kinda forgot about lol
I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.
3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao
I used to have those. Brought back so many memories. I had one where it had redstone stuff, like pistons and buttons. It was pretty cool. Had mobs as well
Sorry nothing to do with the video but your pfp gave me a whiplash , I did not expect to see a character from an indie horror game here ^^' . I kinda just recognised it , found it easily then too , it's a game named File or File.exe on Itchio xd .
The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.
I remember when I was younger a few of my friends had that exact same poster and I would stare at it all the time. All the little details are perfect. Reminds me of some of the subnautica posters
3:48 my brother got that sword at a carnival a few years back. I took it into my room when we got home, unscrewed it, found the speaker, disconnected it, and put the toy back together. It lights up great but it no longer makes sound and that’s how it should be
There's a few pieces of official merch you missed. I believe in 2012, Mojang had first released papercraft figures. The purpose behind these was for stopmotion animation. Then later in either 2013 or 2014, Jinx; the people who made all of Minecraft's merch at the time, produced a 3ft tall foam creeper. These are incredibly rare now and a few have sold for $400
4:51 Why, WHY are the bath ducks Steve, a creeper, and a pig?! WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE CHICKEN BATH DUCKS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T TURN THE ONLY DUCK-SHAPED CREATURE IN MINECRAFT INTO A BATH DUCK!
6:11 When I was younger, me and my brother used to love Minecraft A LOT- and I also really liked reading, so my mum got us the same books. They are now a key part of my childhood lol
3:07, Oh hey I actually have one of those, except it’s a diamond ore one. Literally it’s what you’d expect as well, the same thing but it glows blue lol.
I absolutely loved the diary of a minecraft zombie books when I was a kid, I have a memory of finding a copy of the first at a friends house mid sleepover and I read it and it was great
3:14 i have one, i scratched off all the red colours minus the one thats meant to like glow or something idk. It also is broken. And i got it in 2013-2014 (i forgot when it was released)
Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately
Probably not that weird of merch but I remember stores stocking up on minecraft papercraft sets, it's just sheets of cardboard you make into objects from the game.
lowkey disappointed he didnt keep the tattoos on for the rest of the video EDIT: also, i 100% chock the creeper crunch up to being stale and not having milk (the latter way more subjective). i had it back when it was still sold and it was *great*. the cinnamon was kinda mild compared to something like cinnamon toast crunch, but then the marshmallows added back that missing sweetness. fuckin ruled
3:30 I remember my parents bought me these same Minecraft magnets and they used to bribe me with them, so now I just have a ziplock bag of Minecraft magnets.
If zooming in followed by a jumpcut and hitting/throwing something followed by a jumpcut and speaking in an ironic disinterested monotone voice is considered funny, youre the coup de fucking grace of humor.
i actually had some of that creeper crunch cereal while it was fresh, it was exactly like that, the marshmallows are squishy and the brown bits taste stale
Some of these I bought but the Minecraft cookie cutter kit flooded me with nostalgia I remember seeing so many cooking tutorials with that kit being used
6:17 the australian version of this sereis has 40+ books. let that sink in... i own like half the sereis but i stopped at some point because... its diary of a minecraft zombie
5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken
probably because steve pig and the creeper are the "main" mobs.
@@lonto1001yea but i want the chicken
I literally was about to say that, like what went through the designer’s head for them to NOT think of that??
Yeah shut up
Go creeper crunch
My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.
2:50 😭 then puppy he’s dope
Wow❤
😂
1:46
“Minecraft: Squish Me!”
“Whatever you say!”
POP.
“… that was loud.”
Did not say that and no
@@Thetommymaster723 didnt say that
ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.
yeah those figures look really good! tbh i think i actually want to get them. it seems like a fun project, and i have been wanting some cool but also affordable blank figures so that i can finally practice painting with the airbrush that i impulse bought last year and kinda forgot about lol
No sorry. I got a job.
I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions
💀
Minecraft product buying disorder
38th like❤
Upcoming nephew/niece’s birthday
bank someone stoll your creditcard and bot 50minecraft idumbs
4:42 the nostalgia of seeing the same Minecraft creeper toy i owned as a kid didn't need to hit during the 3am video binge but I think I needed it ngl
I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now
Npc
@@Axolotlboigaming yeah
BOIII GET IT THEN
@@Skuffd_Lad yes
Yeah
I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.
I have diary of a Minecraft zombie at my school library
@@FarzyEagle69 Noice
@@FarzyEagle69 my grandmom bought me 3
@@FarzyEagle69same
@@FarzyEagle69I have a farting creeper
3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those
EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao
I used to have those. Brought back so many memories. I had one where it had redstone stuff, like pistons and buttons. It was pretty cool. Had mobs as well
Minecraft Capybaras don’t exist
they are being dropshipped rn
I don't think they're paper craft because that's just actual paper
Sorry nothing to do with the video but your pfp gave me a whiplash , I did not expect to see a character from an indie horror game here ^^' . I kinda just recognised it , found it easily then too , it's a game named File or File.exe on Itchio xd .
Is it worth it to buy all of this? No.
But I would do it, too.
Yup
@Rylan Mohammed ?
123rd like
@@BatRaptor3 lol goofy comment
I figured I'd put a comment early on and see how well it does
@@kemaeWhich anime 🤨 is she a loli ?
The worst part, is that the bath ducks didn't even have a chicken or parrot.
4:52 mojang takes bath ducks, turns them into Minecraft mobs, and NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT CHICKENS?
4:41 This specific one gives me the most nostalgic feeling. I had this when i was young lol
2:48 hold on I’m still chewing Karl 😂😂
dog
@@joseramonponcemartinez5800 dog
“I’m still chewing Karl” 💀💀💀
I laughed at that phrase
😂
3:49
2:49
☠️
The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.
1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"
I did too
Me too lol
Me 2
yes
SAME LOL
I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories
11:48 box: "ender dragon posing BIG figure"
non-casualty: minecraft... big.
4:19 I’ve got a piece of bread 🍞
11:44
I gotta say that is the cool articulated Ender Dragon figure ever
4:28 “It’s a crookie.” XD
4:29
3:50 I cannot stop laughing from this barking sword
My mom got it for me when I was little and I thought it was offical-😭
I remember when I was younger a few of my friends had that exact same poster and I would stare at it all the time. All the little details are perfect. Reminds me of some of the subnautica posters
5:45 the sacred MINECRAFT PIGUSSY
Ah this takes me back to when I used to collect Minecraft mini figures in little blind boxes. Anyone remember those?
BRO THE NOSTALGIA
I still have the big plastic cases for those 💀
I used to have a bunch of those
I bought those at Walmart at the checkout in the little shelves
3:48 my brother got that sword at a carnival a few years back. I took it into my room when we got home, unscrewed it, found the speaker, disconnected it, and put the toy back together. It lights up great but it no longer makes sound and that’s how it should be
If you're willing to part with the big chest container, I would love to take it off your hands 😂
Yes
There's a few pieces of official merch you missed. I believe in 2012, Mojang had first released papercraft figures. The purpose behind these was for stopmotion animation. Then later in either 2013 or 2014, Jinx; the people who made all of Minecraft's merch at the time, produced a 3ft tall foam creeper. These are incredibly rare now and a few have sold for $400
nerd
@@matchox_backwardsare you just gonna call your dad/mom a nerd while explaining world war 2?
I actually have those papercrafts from when they came out! I loved those as a kid
@@LyndisMikiyoko My old JAG teacher had them, I thought they were pretty neat. I remember the set sat in stores forever and now I can't find it
Beware the Hob-Goblin…
4:38 - Bread Pickaxe:
Chart:
Wooden: 5/10
Stone: 6.5/10
Iron: 7.8/10
Diamond: 8.9/10
Netherite: 9.89/10
Enchanted Netherite: 10/10
Efficiency:
2/10
Durability:
4/10
Attack Speed:
99999 (because it is so light)
“I’m still chewing Karl.” -ImNotACasualty, 2023
4:51 Why, WHY are the bath ducks Steve, a creeper, and a pig?! WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE CHICKEN BATH DUCKS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T TURN THE ONLY DUCK-SHAPED CREATURE IN MINECRAFT INTO A BATH DUCK!
Too predictable.
You named your dog Rigby
Of course he did
Rigby: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Regular Show
That wall charger and red stone block lamp are so sick honestly. I had a friend who had the latter and I remember wanting it for the longest time
11:05 enderman. skeleton. all my favorite mobs.
lol. this scene made me laugh.
1:46 “Minecraft squish me! Whatever you say!” **breaks the sound barrier**
6:11
When I was younger, me and my brother used to love Minecraft A LOT- and I also really liked reading, so my mum got us the same books. They are now a key part of my childhood lol
(6:14) i bought the whole collection.
10:01 insert crash bandicoot "woah!" Meme here
3:07, Oh hey I actually have one of those, except it’s a diamond ore one. Literally it’s what you’d expect as well, the same thing but it glows blue lol.
I had that exact same thing as a kid!
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did when he showed both his arms completely covered in tattoos lmao
7:42 legendary for eating expired cereal.
You didn't come from the lowest if you didn't eat expired food
@@elmo10yearsago i have ate expired food, it was not pleasant
Seeing that old creeper with the diamond ore just sent me back so far holy shit
I feel like this guy has serious potential on TH-cam
he will never reach 600k
@@RalseiGaming lol
Ride Rigby right on to 1 million 😊
@@RalseiGaming he literally is at 609k now lol
@@RalseiGaming 4 days later
anyone agrees with me that at 11:37 he sounds like a stormtrooper?
Hell yea
Yeah
2:49 I’m still chewing karl💀
I absolutely loved the diary of a minecraft zombie books when I was a kid, I have a memory of finding a copy of the first at a friends house mid sleepover and I read it and it was great
I remember those!! I had audio books of them!
I need to reread them sometime
i used to read them too so many memorys
9:37 Definitely the tags will get in your face unless you cut it off lol 😂
What
@@xXRobloxcoolnathanXx the tags of the mask
@@raeefmohamedakthar2029 oh my bad
1:41 "push the balls"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
3:14 i have one, i scratched off all the red colours minus the one thats meant to like glow or something idk. It also is broken. And i got it in 2013-2014 (i forgot when it was released)
i also have one but it was a diamond ore so theres diff ores that's cool
Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately
Maybe someone could try bringing it back someday.
5:43
Bro rlly said "Please don't be toasted, Reuben"
idk why but the water logged axolotl you fished up at 13:45 is the funniest goddamn thing i've seen today
8:03 Minecraft time bomb
“WOAH! happy birthday!” Is exactly what a dad would say as you get the watch.
2:32 IT'S KARL'S GUMMIES👁👄👁
From MRBEAST 👁👄👁 (He did not like it)
@@3cdangyeu same I know in the Mrbeast short
no shit
🗿
*aggressively stab Karl's head and talk normal*
11:43, I legit thought that was a walkie talkie
I actually used to read the “Diary of a Minecraft zombie.”
when I was little lol 😅
Probably not that weird of merch but I remember stores stocking up on minecraft papercraft sets, it's just sheets of cardboard you make into objects from the game.
5:55 Most sus toy too
Yes
Tast- *comment deleted*
this video shows soooo much stuff i wanted/had when i was a kid. this was a good trip down memory lane thank you
9:21
a very bloody dog
lowkey disappointed he didnt keep the tattoos on for the rest of the video
EDIT: also, i 100% chock the creeper crunch up to being stale and not having milk (the latter way more subjective). i had it back when it was still sold and it was *great*. the cinnamon was kinda mild compared to something like cinnamon toast crunch, but then the marshmallows added back that missing sweetness. fuckin ruled
3:06 you brought back a childhood memory of mine! I had one of those as a kid!
3:30 I remember my parents bought me these same Minecraft magnets and they used to bribe me with them, so now I just have a ziplock bag of Minecraft magnets.
Good for you.
7:01 he can't read or wait
1:24 my tattoo artist would kill me if i walked in with those on lmao
I loved how I watched this while coloring my Minecraft Easter tote bag 😀
Ey,zander that's a cool name
zander xender
1:00 "Fff-fwellets" xd i love english ppl trying to read our weird french words
They didn’t try
my grandma used to buy me all this cheap minecraft merch a long long time ago... alot of it is still brand new
3:46 battle cats itf theme
nice
Noice
The best comment I have ever seen
W comment
Noice I play battle cats
5:40 ok I pull up
If zooming in followed by a jumpcut and hitting/throwing something followed by a jumpcut and speaking in an ironic disinterested monotone voice is considered funny, youre the coup de fucking grace of humor.
6:26 I USED TO READ DIARY OF A MINECRAFT ZOMBIE!!! (As you could tell I came out just fine. 😎)
Man, I remember so many of these!
I even read those “Diary of a Minecraft Zombie” books when I was little!
Much nostalgia.
**Even if it was stupid…
i actually had some of that creeper crunch cereal while it was fresh, it was exactly like that, the marshmallows are squishy and the brown bits taste stale
Pug moment. At 2:50
Dogo
5:50 the person that thought this was a good idea should be working on horror games.
2:21 LMAOOO- I have the same poster, and it’s still on my wall to this day 😂
4:13 aw man
1:24 Bros got the drip🥶
🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😩😩😩
the plushies looked like they were from the minecraft movie lmao
Some of this is so 2012 it's hilarious. My friend would have happily unironically had these as a kid.
4:47 I HAVE THAT FIGURE (she's broken though, her name is Carrie)
i remember being so obsessed with those diaries to the point i’d sleep walk and ask my dad if i needed a pickaxe at school
why is there french everywhere lol
Have u heard about the country of Canada
@@WeirdMan8645 yes I have
7:06 I got those for my 2022 advent calendar and it actually tasted good 😂
I actually wanted hold on I’m still chewing Karl 👁️👄👁️
2:53 yoo I have that midi keyboard too in the background
6:56 Creeps💀💀
5:50 bro my smile instantly faded away💀💀
10:16 I own this, I'm using it to charge my phone at this very moment :)
4:56 I want a chicken version of it so bad
“Hold on i’m still chewing karl” 😂😂😂
0:13 i got cow
3:56 me to a child
Those minecraft magnets reawakened a core memory for me I completely forgot about those things they were sick!
Some of these I bought but the Minecraft cookie cutter kit flooded me with nostalgia I remember seeing so many cooking tutorials with that kit being used
6:20 I believe i have this entire collection, i got the first couple when i was like 10-ish and by a couple years later i had the whole collection
The fact that I will never have enough money to buy all this...
6:17 the australian version of this sereis has 40+ books. let that sink in...
i own like half the sereis but i stopped at some point because... its diary of a minecraft zombie