Dear Dunkey, I know you will probably not read this, but I have been watching you for years and cannot believe what I just witnessed. I subscribed for video game commentary. I subscribed because I want to hear you talk about how you hate League of Legends. I subscribed for numerous different reasons, but seeing videos of dolphins was not one of them. ....and yet I did not know I needed to see dolphins today. Thank you Dunkey. You did not give me the content I wanted, but rather the content I needed. Thank you. 10/10 Mastapiece
I just watched this with my five-year-old daughter. It was hilarious. She got really angry because, "You can't invent a dolphin" and "they not exstinkt" and also, "how do you smell a clap?". I demonstrated to her how you smell a clap which further confused her. ha ha ha.
Younger children getting unreasonably angry over things they KNOW are wrong being played straight continues to be the funniest shit ever. _...Not that any of the statements in the video were WRONG, may I clarify ofc._ What do you think I am, a *L I B E R A L ? ! ?*
Jasper Bob when I was in hs teachers were always like “BTW YOU CANT USE WIKI CUZ ANYONE CAN EDIT IT” but really I’ve tried to edit it to test it out and they change it right away if you are bullshitting. You need to back shit up with sources
"Dolphins were originally invented in the early 1800's by European settlers." *1 minute later* "Today's Dolphins bear almost no resemblance to thier Jurassic ancestors." *1 minute later* "Although sadly, they are now extinct."
I can't emphasize enough how much I'd like to see more educational content like this. I now feel like I can carry on conversations with my more intellectual friends since I am now an expert on dolphins. Thanks, Video Game Dunkey, you've done it again!
as a dolphin myself i can confirm this is mostly accurate, however, Boginga actually pursued a career in math education, starting accounting later. please make sure not to miss this important information next time videogamehorse
Just to clarify, Christopher Columbus didnt discover Atlantis under a Tuna It was actually a Cod fish. This information might not be important in the video, but if you read the manga, its really important. Please dont make silly mistakes like that videogamelorikeet.
Happy Hoovy can you believe that so many people believe the garbage info that discovery gives out smh. Luckily we have dunked to properly inform the masses.
I copied this for my 5th grade zoology final. I didn't even start the project until tonight. So I'm very thankful there are people like you who make information like this publicly available and easy to copy. It's 3 am now and I need to turn the paper in tomorrow so I'm going to bed. Wish me luck!
xDay Lg nothing about a real informative documentary is funny. This video has told me a lot about dolphins and there past and without this video I would of never of know about these majestic creatures.
The year 2405. Archeologists uncover a TH-cam server with just one video file surviving. On it, they learn about an aquatic mammal, long extinct, and its torpedo shooting abilities.
Are you guys actually dumb or? I feel like everyone in this comment section read some article on how smart dolphins were RELATIVE to other sea creatures, and now they think dolphins are just like humans... The stupidity is astounding.
Wrong! Everyone knows that the natural food source of donkey's is birds, hence Dunkey's JonTron video, which made us hate the bird, so that he could get away with eating them. Also, dolphins have no natural predators. You know, cause they are all dead. -Source: I am a Marine Bio Tech
It's correct, i fact checked it. It's a common misconception due to an error of translation from the Zegor language (Zegoronian). Columbus did get an ad-honorem official dolphin title, as a sign of gratitude for the Liberation of The Great Blanket, in 1899 Between Christ. That title may resemble the sound of "King", but it is in fact a different title. Hope this helped. Source: I study ancient Cetacea history
they couldn´t smell the claps underwater that´s the issue. Maybe they don´t have any water in the future so that they had to rely on smelling it by air. To the people of 2900 reading through the archives yes this is 100% legit.
Dunkey is a well known house-hold name, the world over. So I can see how the common person might mistake the voice for such a well known figure, like Dunkey; as opposed to the comparatively obscure name of Morgan Freeman, whoever that is.
[Lyrics] Intro: Did you know, dolphins are one of the strongest animals in the world? ...And they can even pick up a boulder if they wanted to. Hi. I'm Morgan Freeman, and today I will be taking you through the majestic world of dolphins. Chorus: Dolphins were originally invented in the early 1800s by European settlers. They would use them to protect their ships from pirates. But one day, they rose against their masters and destroyed the entire city of Memphis, leaving tens of thousands without homes; this event is known as the Boston Tea Party. Years later, the dolphin king, Keemba, declared war on humans, though he decieved. His second in command, Bulgeenga, betrayed Keemba by firing a harpoon into his dolphin flipper before he could equip his mechanical suit. Without an heir to the throne, the League of Dolphins was disbanded and Bulgeenga returned to his home planet of Zeegore to pursue a career in accounting. Eons later, a man named Christopher Columbus discovered the long lost city of Atlantis when he was scuba diving under a tuna fish. It was there where he found two million dolphins trapped under a large blanket. As a philosopher, Columbus knew what he had to do. He set the dolphins free, thus ending the eternal conflict. Today's dolphins bear almost no resemblance to their Jurassic ancestors. They now use sonar to communicate with each other, and can consume up to three hundred pounds of food in a single meal. And did you know that dolphins are herbivores? They have a large pointed fin, which is most commonly used to pop open bags of Doritos that float along the surface of the ocean. If no Doritos can be found, dolphins will often resort to eating sand, which has a nearly identical taste and nutritional value. Outro: Because dolphins are blind, they use their incredibly acute sense of smell to understand their surroundings. It is also said that: "If you clap underwater, a dolphin can hear the sound from up to three hundred miles away, because they can smell claps." While they are generally to be considered gentle creatures, dolphins have been known to shoot torpedoes out their mouths when they feel threatened. Although sadly, they are now extinct. Dolphins leave behind them, an untouchable legacy.
While appearing to be nothing more than a parody of nature documentaries, The Majestic World of Dolphins sheds an important light on the subtle lore of the Dunkey Cinematic Universe (DCU.) Most people may simply dismiss this episode as filler but in fact it is imperative to the plot of future episodes. I give The Majestic World of Dolphins 7 bags of popcorn and a coupon for some dollar store gum.
This video is vastly riddled with misinformation. Dolphins have never been known to eat Doritos. The only reason I left a like is because you did your homework on how dolphins were created in the 1800’s and their roles in protecting The Black Pearl from Davey Jones’ invasion but please, stop making these videos without fact checking.
Did you not read the whole comment or do you think the part about dolphins being created to stop davey jone's invasion of the black pearl in the 1800's was real
I just wanted to see some dolphins swimming to relax and get myself some sleep, and I found this. Thank you, I've laughed so hard that I won't be sleeping for another hour 😣😂😂
Just imagine being a school teacher and showing this vídeo to kids as part of a class about dolphins, those kids would have such a brilliant future as dunkey freeman clones. A jewel of humour this dunrskley.
It’s videos like this that remind me that Jason really is just expressing himself and just making what he wants to make. It’s the type of content that we don’t see all that often, which makes this creative comedy all the more special.
This might be one of Morgan Freeman’s most impactful videos when it comes to nature and wildlife. We will never know what it was like to see a dolphin shoot a torpedo, because they stopped existing after the civil war.
Dear Dunkey,
I know you will probably not read this, but I have been watching you for years and cannot believe what I just witnessed. I subscribed for video game commentary. I subscribed because I want to hear you talk about how you hate League of Legends. I subscribed for numerous different reasons, but seeing videos of dolphins was not one of them.
....and yet I did not know I needed to see dolphins today. Thank you Dunkey. You did not give me the content I wanted, but rather the content I needed. Thank you.
10/10
Mastapiece
When is it not a mahstapeece?
you're quite the dunkey fan aren't ya DDOI
wow its daily dose of internet cool
Guys DDOI is just a Dunkey clone... we all are. Watch, next week he's gonna do a video about dolphins...
This is Your daily dose of internet
The one kid during class that forgot to make his presentation:
That was you
That was you
At least I wasn’t the only one
that was me
We watched this in biology 😂
Tommy could never appreciate dolphins like this
We need more likes on Dunkey's post ;)
Facts
Trueee
Lol
Tommy you didn’t post the dolphin 🐬 torpedo
I wasn't convinced Dunkey was black until he came out as Morgan Freeman
469th like
@@Xelfist cool?
@@Xelfist funny secks number lololol I'm laughing so hard rn
Wait, So morgan was Dunkey all along?
@@Xelfist nice
shit i thought i was the only one who ate sand
Shit me too dude. Have you tasted sand but with mosquitos? It really good
Hi berb
@@supajesus961 yeah dude it adds a bbq flavor
@@Johanisnotreal I thought it was broccoli sauce, Ned wrk on egish
Craziest woman ever eats sand
As a dolphin expert, I can confirm that everything in this video is accurate. Except for the sonar part tho, that shit crazy.
So dolphins shoot torpedoes out there mouth then do they? Dolphin expert ahaha yeah right. The only thing your an expert in is being fooled.
@@green_man1272 yep that's the joke bro
@@green_man1272 r/whoosh
Actually u are stupid, JOTARO is a dophin expert
Jotaro? Is that you?
I hope future generations discover this video and use it to validate arguments on whatever form of social media exist in their time.
now i know...
why this is recommended
tommyinnit will fall
And now you also know why you must watch all if his other videos
Oh thank god! I'm writing a term paper on dolphins; this came in clutch. Thanks Dunk.
Zumwar shut up
No dulphins there's a difference dulphins are extinct
Plagiarism at is finest. 👌
Copying Dunkey. You should become a youtuber.
dunkey could literally talk about actual shit for 3 minutes and id still watch it
you just did. and so did i. thnx dink donk.
The story of Gymba is real. What shit?
It actually has a deep rant to every single thing on this planet.
MASTAHPEECE
Sorry but he already quit League of Legends
but its not shit cuz its the dunk
That music brings me much nostalgia... from my days when I was in the Dolphin military.
I lost my father in the wars...
Is it from Echo?
@@Inthrylius the first one is from Maple Story
+Caleb Wimmer think it's donkey kong country 2 underwater levels
Thank you for your service
I just watched this with my five-year-old daughter. It was hilarious. She got really angry because, "You can't invent a dolphin" and "they not exstinkt" and also, "how do you smell a clap?". I demonstrated to her how you smell a clap which further confused her. ha ha ha.
You have made my day
You've scarred her for life.
Great parent
Younger children getting unreasonably angry over things they KNOW are wrong being played straight continues to be the funniest shit ever.
_...Not that any of the statements in the video were WRONG, may I clarify ofc._ What do you think I am, a *L I B E R A L ? ! ?*
@@BobbinRobbin777imagine getting political out of nowhere
what teachers think all Wikipedia articles are like.
How though? Lol
Yes
Jasper Bob when I was in hs teachers were always like “BTW YOU CANT USE WIKI CUZ ANYONE CAN EDIT IT” but really I’ve tried to edit it to test it out and they change it right away if you are bullshitting. You need to back shit up with sources
@@DrMuffin1080 Wait what did i say?
they want you to find primary sources... the fact that you dont know that after finishing hs leaves me worried...
Can somebody update the dolphin Wikipedia article to be all the information stated in this video? There's a lot of made up BS over there.
Glad to know that Doritos was finally declared a plant
I've been mailing the senate for over 3 years to classify Dorito as a plant with no response. It's good to know it wasn't all for nothing.
@@jerrystreen6943 thank you for your service, I salute you
Doritos are not a vegetal
"Dolphins were originally invented in the early 1800's by European settlers."
*1 minute later*
"Today's Dolphins bear almost no resemblance to thier Jurassic ancestors."
*1 minute later*
"Although sadly, they are now extinct."
yeah they went extinct as he was recording
Wow, its just like what the quantum mechanics say
and earlier it said dolphins weren't around before the 1800s
Unfortunately, all dolphins had gone extinct in that one minute.
yeah, the delay of Google news updates pisses anyone off
I can't emphasize enough how much I'd like to see more educational content like this. I now feel like I can carry on conversations with my more intellectual friends since I am now an expert on dolphins. Thanks, Video Game Dunkey, you've done it again!
Not the exact same thing, but check out zefrank's True Facts series.
Anyone know the music at the beginning?
Fake fan! It's Video Game *Dulphin* !
Fake fan it’s Morgan freeman cmon guys get it straight 😡
@Gman224 Look up Maplestory BGM Shining Sea
as a dolphin myself i can confirm this is mostly accurate, however, Boginga actually pursued a career in math education, starting accounting later. please make sure not to miss this important information next time videogamehorse
dude you're extinct you can't comment
Sepoulpa extinct on earth, their home planet flourishes with dolphins
Wrong. Dolphins have been extinct since 1942. Get this phony out of here.
What kinda wifi you have on planet dolphin
Jack Duxbury Actually, it's Gordan Mememan.
Just to clarify, Christopher Columbus didnt discover Atlantis under a Tuna
It was actually a Cod fish.
This information might not be important in the video, but if you read the manga, its really important.
Please dont make silly mistakes like that videogamelorikeet.
I was yelling at my screen “IT WAS A COD FISH, YOU HACK”
Is the cod fish thing a reference to something I'm not aware of? I thought it was just Dunkey being random.
NEEEERRRRRDDDD!
Ok thanks. We need to let people know this : *READ THE MANGA*
Mistakes like this are catastrophic. Thank you for providing such insightful revision
Literally used this to April Fools my class! It was so awesome.
Dunkey, thanks for keeping it clean.
Kimba: "You better not fire a harpoon into my dolphin flipper."
Boginga: ...
*Top 10 Anime Betrayals*
truly a masterpiece of cinema as well as a scientific and historical landmark
Ha you only have 4 likes
Plot twist: Dunkey is actually a dolphin
You used to be cool, its syrup necks turn now.
I'm sure you mean mastapiece*
What are u doing here go back to making air horn vids
This is what National Geographic doesn't want you to know
Happy Hoovy can you believe that so many people believe the garbage info that discovery gives out smh. Luckily we have dunked to properly inform the masses.
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I copied this for my 5th grade zoology final. I didn't even start the project until tonight. So I'm very thankful there are people like you who make information like this publicly available and easy to copy. It's 3 am now and I need to turn the paper in tomorrow so I'm going to bed. Wish me luck!
@schiggy2319 not so well :(
thanks for asking!
@schiggy2319 Yeah, at least I can be with my younger brother in summer school. You gotta look at the bright side I guess lol.
Who is schiggy
I feel like Dunkey just bought a bunch of stock footage of dolphins by accident and didn't want to waste his money.
😂😂
What, he should just eat that cost?
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Spicy Seth did this idiot his name is right above the comment
Instead he just wasted my time
I, a marine biologist and former dolphin, can confirm everything in this video
godspeed
Are you also from planet Zeegur?
how good r u at smelling claps
Jotaro!
to be false
Holy shit !! I can't believe you were able to get Morgan Freeman for this
It's not actually Morgan Freeman, it's just Dunkey doing an impression of him.
haha nice try buddy. that's Morgan Freeman talking, or it could just be dunkey because he's black.
All black people sound the same anyway.
xSoulfy Damn straight
Whooooosh
I like how this is the third thing that comes up when you look up dolphins
...I thought you were kidding until I checked myself...
It might’ve been true 7 months ago, but now it’s buried under NFL stuff
@@reillymcwriting yea
@@reillymcwriting life was simpler back then
This video proves that dunkey can say whatever he wants and we’ll still find it funny
xDay Lg nothing about a real informative documentary is funny. This video has told me a lot about dolphins and there past and without this video I would of never of know about these majestic creatures.
He want that sweet YT cash
Bootyclapslap u right
John Doe bruh.. he really is just talking nonsense too
Marine Biologist here, can confirm everything in this documentary
Marine biologist with the jojo catchphrase username, nice.
Nice jojoke
hello jotaro
Show dolphin gf
@@noiedward8847 Its not a Jojo catchphrase.........
Can't believe they actually got Morgan Freeman for this fighting game.
MeDo
eiiiiinggg! WRONG! The real identity of the narrator is Jason Gaestro. turn on the captions!
The people who disliked must be Doritos fans
Or sand fans
Pov: dang those sand and dorito eating dolphins
Anakins pov: no more sand let's good baby
Or tommyinnit fans
and also the kids who submit their project on dolphin from this video
Or dorito employees
I held a presentation about dolphins yesterday and used this as reference.. i got an A. thanks morgan freeman.
I played this as a reference in front of the whole class. Luckily, my teacher wasn't paying attention. I wanted to die though
he earned a freckle
r/ThatHappened
No nickleZ r/woosh
@@johnnygillan1039 ihaveredditlol
i hope that one day this is the only record of dolphins and in hundreds of thousands of years this will be cannon
yes please
What do you mean? This is cannon.
BOOOM
*canon
Cannon is very different
Of course it's not "cannon", they launch torpedos, not cannonballs. Study some dolphin facts smh.
Morgan Freeman is a Dunkey clone.
You're a Dunkey clone.
Then again, isn't everyone?
Dunkey echo fighter*
That toaster is trying to communicate with us.
PowahSlap Entertainmint You‘re him! The guy ontop of the comment section of the latest Cyanide and Happines video!!
"...When they can't find Doritos, they eat sand since they have the same taste and offer the same nutritional value.." I almost died laughing 😂😂
Be careful, next time it may not just be an "almost", Gnana Prakash...
The Official Papayon no u
I love how back when he quit League a bunch of people were pissed and now he just makes a video about dolphins and everyone loves it.
@Put Waluigi in Smash Ultimate
No you're mistaken, Mr. Freeman is known to play Radical Heights
True, though he acknowledges the superior game to be Kirby Battle Royale.
I heard Freeman's been Knack champion since 1942.
Aint that the truth, remember all the comments, "say goodbye to your career!" I feel like his shit's only gotten better since then.
I think it's because people didn't realize dunkey can make an entertaining video about literally anything.
The year 2405. Archeologists uncover a TH-cam server with just one video file surviving. On it, they learn about an aquatic mammal, long extinct, and its torpedo shooting abilities.
*Fun Fact* : _Dolphins invented video game water levels, and that is why we drove them to extinction_
Ocarina of Time Water Temple was an inside job
Nerd In A Tuxedo oh shit it all makes sense now
Take this man away he knows too much
They kept complaining about representation in video games or something.
Are you guys actually dumb or? I feel like everyone in this comment section read some article on how smart dolphins were RELATIVE to other sea creatures, and now they think dolphins are just like humans... The stupidity is astounding.
My civics teacher showed us this video at the beginning of the year.
Still one of my favorite teachers.
10/10, really makes you feel like a dolphin
ItsJustDeacon no, it makes you feel like batman
How did you get Morgan Freeman to narrate your video?
Mini0n it was actually Dunkey but nobody noticed because they are both black
Dunkeys white XD
Its not cause voice isn't deep enough
Rayyan Arif yes that is the joke. Now you’ve ruined it. >:-(
@@Quincy_Morris im pretty sure that was morgan freeman
"They can hear your hands clapping because they can smell claps" -Morgan Freeman 2018
Who's is here after drama Thursdays, after tommyinnit stole his tweet controversy.
wait what happened??
@@drogg4070 it was just a fake drama
@@isaacmorrow7077 ah ok thanks!
Donkeys are natural predators of dolphins so Dunkey wants us to keep them alive so he gets food
Actually the best comment ive ever seen on a TH-cam vid
Smatt 16 YEET Lmao
KealtheBoss why not just get us to feed him?
Luis Lizardo That’s a big bet
Wrong! Everyone knows that the natural food source of donkey's is birds, hence Dunkey's JonTron video, which made us hate the bird, so that he could get away with eating them.
Also, dolphins have no natural predators.
You know, cause they are all dead.
-Source: I am a Marine Bio Tech
“Dolphins will eat sand, as they have a similar nutritional value to Doritos.”
-Morgan Freeman
*and taste
Snails40 sorry about me suffering from a syndrome that makes me want to put in the least amount of effort possible
7.8/10
Pros:
-Really makes you feel like a dolphin.
-Better plot than the original Knack.
Cons:
-Too difficult.
-Too much water.
realcatness very reasonable
-Difficulty Spikes
realcatness too many water levels
it makes you F E E L like a dolphin
realcatness while I agree on most of what you said you did miss out on how the gameplay just wasn’t as exciting as bookworm adventures deluxe
Who’s here after Tommy Idiot said he wanted to kill all the dolphins
The nerve of that kid.... smh
He did, that’s why they are extinct
and sadly they are now extinct because of him.
Category: *Education*
2030games im intelligenter than before i came to see this documentary
Dunkey tests the TH-cam system
Uhh yeah? what is it then? comedy?
Should be under Religion, as this is basically the fundamentals of Scientology
*Let’s see the dunkey clones rip off this one*
oh, the stuff they don't teach kids in school. thanks for educating us videogamemonkey
*Morgan Freeman
Who? You mean Morgan Freeman, right?
Stfu its Morgan Freeman.
I'm glad I dropped out of school. This is much better learning.
Some people are still dumping bags of Doritos to see if they can see the last living dolphin
This is the most tear jerking animal planet yet, please keep doing God’s work Morgan freeman. Bless your soul
you mean doing his own work. didn't you see bruce almighty? morgan freeman IS god
its not morgan freeman its gorgan morgan u silly dumbo
Very informative. I think I'm going to show this to the students in my class. Thank you for this now you can do my job.
Students have already seen everything in the internet. Teachers are now obsolete.
"The world of dolphins according to Scientology"
*science
@@musik-ym8rk *god
@@oualidbro.c6196 *Science god
@@sirgentlebread7302 *god science god
Morgan Freeman makes you FEEL like dolphins
Gabriel Muniz Maximiano Drummond eERILY like dolphins
if its not dolphun why bother?
The dolphins, thats what its really all about.
Can this be a thing every so often? A couple times a year we get dunky talk about lions, or how pasta is made. Life would be better in this world.
Check out his "Deep Philosophical Video" , its also fantastic
This video is in 'education' oh my god
I mean i learnt a lot today
@@antongusarov3661 I learnted more
I would like to see a real dolphin someday, but they are all dead now, so my heart is broken.
@@zaro8845 enlighten me the great dulfin guru. I am but an ignorant dunkling
@@antongusarov3661 I leaaaaaarnededted everything from my spooky dolphin ancestors
My favourite dunkey videos are the ones where he sounds like he’s lying about something but he’s actually telling the truth
I cant believe dunkey recorded all these clips himself 😱
Mawthu It's true, I was Dolphin #3
Mawthu It wasn’t dunkey you Moron, it was Morgan Freeman.
You mean Morgan Freeman
Most likely he got royalty free footage of dolphins
@@EtraGames
r/whooosh
I am so down for a Nature Dunkumentary series.
The thing about Morgan Freeman is he really makes you FEEL like a dolphin.
1K likes. Nice.
Kira kween?
he did this cuz of jotaro
aint i right
*plays Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
Because he rapes
I also just came from his spiderman video.
"If you clap underwater, a dolphin can hear the sound from up to three hundred miles away, because they can smell claps." 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I wonder what dunkey's sources are. I'm pretty sure that christopher columbus was actually the dolphin king so I'd like to see where he got his info.
Ecco's Dolphin Encyclopedia
he got the info from the dolphin emulator.
He was the prophesied king of the dolphins ins king ship was awarded after the freeing of the dolphins
It's correct, i fact checked it. It's a common misconception due to an error of translation from the Zegor language (Zegoronian). Columbus did get an ad-honorem official dolphin title, as a sign of gratitude for the Liberation of The Great Blanket, in 1899 Between Christ.
That title may resemble the sound of "King", but it is in fact a different title. Hope this helped.
Source: I study ancient Cetacea history
I knew it. Tierzoo is a donkey clone!
Dolphin classes always getting griefed by Ty Pennington and husks of corn.
dev what are you doing here, this is my family ur watching
dunkey*
Hmm, Its more similar to True Facts by Zefrank, so hes the real Dunkey clone
Every TH-cam ever is a dunkey clone.
imagine people in 2900 looking back at the relics we left behind and they find this video and believe it
they couldn´t smell the claps underwater that´s the issue. Maybe they don´t have any water in the future so that they had to rely on smelling it by air.
To the people of 2900 reading through the archives yes this is 100% legit.
Leon M fax
Nope, cause they'll see your comment and realize it's a joke
OH!NO!
Jaden J Yes, they will for sure pay attention to this completely relevant comment
I got to say, I am a real fan of these Strand-like nature documentaries. Great job Dunkey
anyone who says that he is dunkey, is wrong, it is obvious that's morgan freeman, FACT
Profesor Willem *your ExElLeNcY Dolphin
sounds pretty black to me
Dunkey is a well known house-hold name, the world over. So I can see how the common person might mistake the voice for such a well known figure, like Dunkey; as opposed to the comparatively obscure name of Morgan Freeman, whoever that is.
He made this just for the _"more dulphin"_ end
God damnit
"because they can smell claps"
Such majestic creatures
I was going to buy some Doritos today, but I tried a handful of sand instead... not only is it cheaper, but it also tastes the same!
Hey is that some doritos!?
...no, just claps
coke came out of my nose at that part
@@talhatariqyuluqatdis dude turn off caps lock
TH-cam recommendations doing it’s job after the huge drama
[Lyrics]
Intro:
Did you know, dolphins are one of the strongest animals in the world? ...And they can even pick up a boulder if they wanted to. Hi. I'm Morgan Freeman, and today I will be taking you through the majestic world of dolphins.
Chorus:
Dolphins were originally invented in the early 1800s by European settlers. They would use them to protect their ships from pirates. But one day, they rose against their masters and destroyed the entire city of Memphis, leaving tens of thousands without homes; this event is known as the Boston Tea Party. Years later, the dolphin king, Keemba, declared war on humans, though he decieved. His second in command, Bulgeenga, betrayed Keemba by firing a harpoon into his dolphin flipper before he could equip his mechanical suit. Without an heir to the throne, the League of Dolphins was disbanded and Bulgeenga returned to his home planet of Zeegore to pursue a career in accounting. Eons later, a man named Christopher Columbus discovered the long lost city of Atlantis when he was scuba diving under a tuna fish. It was there where he found two million dolphins trapped under a large blanket. As a philosopher, Columbus knew what he had to do. He set the dolphins free, thus ending the eternal conflict. Today's dolphins bear almost no resemblance to their Jurassic ancestors. They now use sonar to communicate with each other, and can consume up to three hundred pounds of food in a single meal. And did you know that dolphins are herbivores? They have a large pointed fin, which is most commonly used to pop open bags of Doritos that float along the surface of the ocean. If no Doritos can be found, dolphins will often resort to eating sand, which has a nearly identical taste and nutritional value.
Outro:
Because dolphins are blind, they use their incredibly acute sense of smell to understand their surroundings. It is also said that: "If you clap underwater, a dolphin can hear the sound from up to three hundred miles away, because they can smell claps." While they are generally to be considered gentle creatures, dolphins have been known to shoot torpedoes out their mouths when they feel threatened. Although sadly, they are now extinct. Dolphins leave behind them, an untouchable legacy.
Thank you so much I am going to fix the Wikipedia page.
You are doing God's work
dolphins rape
Juits true theres a jarid from subway dolphin
Hmong Lee congratulations?
While appearing to be nothing more than a parody of nature documentaries, The Majestic World of Dolphins sheds an important light on the subtle lore of the Dunkey Cinematic Universe (DCU.) Most people may simply dismiss this episode as filler but in fact it is imperative to the plot of future episodes. I give The Majestic World of Dolphins 7 bags of popcorn and a coupon for some dollar store gum.
This truly is the best way to show lore in a show.
I give this documentary 2 out of 3 DESPACITOS
God is dead and you killed him
@@kipdaedricartifact My crowning achievement and you will respect it as such.
My school was having us write a report on sea life, and I saw this video.
Everything I’ve learned thus far is a lie.
VvsVlogs damn teachers ain’t teaching straight
VvsVlogs The government is hiding these things from you. They’re also hiding the fact that the Earth is actually a pyramid created by Moses.
Or is it the only truth?
Be sure to use his info & properly cite your source!
R4zE gotcha
going back to some dunkey classics and he didn’t even have any dislikes on his older videos. Dunkey is truly unstoppable.
I can't wait for my marine biology teacher to go and pull up a random TH-cam video about dolphins and this is what she finds...
Btw: love you dunk
ProCoolBlue biology niggas unite
This video is vastly riddled with misinformation. Dolphins have never been known to eat Doritos. The only reason I left a like is because you did your homework on how dolphins were created in the 1800’s and their roles in protecting The Black Pearl from Davey Jones’ invasion but please, stop making these videos without fact checking.
I am genuinly confused as to wheather this is sarcasm or not.
Just when you thought it was an r/whooosh moment.
Did you not read the whole comment or do you think the part about dolphins being created to stop davey jone's invasion of the black pearl in the 1800's was real
The sarcasm is too much for me.
Actually dolphins were created in the 2000s to protect the president
Dolphins are not extinct but rather have migrated to minecraft
Minecraft is much more suitable for dorito-hunting.
Nice try but you can't fool me!!
There are no dolphins in minecraft
boldovar gent yes there ar
@@boldovargent9699 There are.
I just wanted to see some dolphins swimming to relax and get myself some sleep, and I found this. Thank you, I've laughed so hard that I won't be sleeping for another hour 😣😂😂
If Dolphins are blind why dont they get a guide dog
Crowtem BeCauSe DoGS CanT BreAtH UndErwAtER
Because they dont have hands you dum dum, how'd they hold the dog leash ?
We call those sea lions.
Bcs dolphins are cats
Because of messy ocean territorial regulations. That's why they evolved to smell things like claps.
did you know dolphins can see through water, like an xray?
Wow
Wow u are the smartest guy on earth aren't u
But they are blind
@@lukapevec5302 than why do they have eyes? Checkmate round earthers
Just imagine being a school teacher and showing this vídeo to kids as part of a class about dolphins, those kids would have such a brilliant future as dunkey freeman clones. A jewel of humour this dunrskley.
I'm a teacher, and this will be my April Fools prank on my students :D
I love that dunkey did not swear, that way I can show them.
I was doing my best to wipe off that little piece of hair from my screen only to realise it was your picture.
goddammit you tricked me into thinking there was hair on my laptop screen
Polnareff : Tell me about your college major
Jotaro Kujo :
Can't believe you got Morgan Freeman to do the narration
Bryan 92 ikr
me too,hes like free af
Bryan 92 its not actually Morgan freeman
Corey Berg It is morgan ya bimbo
Requiem sarcastic comment, sarcastic reply, sarcastic reply to the reply. God I love dunkeys community
Dunkey why did you even make a video like this?
I'm pretty sure 99% of your Viewers already knew every single one of these Dulphin Facts.
its to educate that last 1%
It's morgan freeman, not dunkey!
I think he's making fun of Zfrank
The Kingdom Hearts lore sure is different from what I remembered.
And still just as confusing
I clicked on this video to educate my toddler about dolphins. 10/10 quality content
Sometimes a dunkey video is clearly for his own self gratification
It’s videos like this that remind me that Jason really is just expressing himself and just making what he wants to make. It’s the type of content that we don’t see all that often, which makes this creative comedy all the more special.
He's like a funny version of PewDiePie
Wrong channel, pal, Jason sounds a bit too white
I failed my marine biology test after watching this video. Smh. I guess my teacher is unqualified because I got nearly every question wrong.
Yea your teacher is an idiot
Did you not write a thesis on a starfish?
Wait, which did you get right?
I failed my Calculus test after watching this video. I think my professor needs to go back to Morgan Freeman to learn more about dolphins.
@@cosmicpizza1386 is that a motherfucking jojo reference
TommyInnit is going to steal this video too
Thank you donkus, I just passed my math test using the information in this video. Love your stuff bunkey.
I aced my social studies and science exams cause of dankie's video
This video made me rank dolphins higher on the *tier list*
@@bruhmachine6435 that is a nice reference
Why did I love this video so much?
Because he is stating the FACTS.
_Thank you Morgan Freeman, Very Educational._
Here before TommyIdiot steals the idea for this video
Legit thought this would be an Ecco the dolphin review... but it's actually the lore
A dolphin once shot me with its harpoon mouth because i ate some of his sand
This might be one of Morgan Freeman’s most impactful videos when it comes to nature and wildlife. We will never know what it was like to see a dolphin shoot a torpedo, because they stopped existing after the civil war.
Thank you
Tommy will never be forgiven!