Your skill at reading out the name and title of "KillGax the Crushinator, Largest of the Large" without breaking into hysterical laughter is second only to the performance of Wind Rose singing Diggy Diggy Hole. Sometimes, it's the little things that impress the most.
@Asillyfella21 is wrong, though I blame that on your cut rate translator. What the human (Pvt Skippy) said was, "Nobody told us we couldn't." Earth is very strange place not for species.
"Not even KillGax Largest of the Large, would dare break the scared right of Dibs" I see dibs are truly universal. Also love TragDor was so close to reformation and so smart at self awareness that he realizes that he's a true monster and was haunted that he destroyed worlds with beautiful art.
Had the Kaijusaurians scanned for Gojilla first, they would have seen her in hibernation mode, trying to save on energy expenditures and oxygen consumption. Sure, she had acclimated to the lower oxygen supply somewhat, but not fully. Still, it was enough to allow her for almost a full day of snacking when she woke up, before she had to return to the sea for another hibernation cycle. Also, she found that being mostly submerged in the sea made the air she breathed in more compressed which made the lower oxygen content more readily absorbed
prolly as big as the mothership from the movie "independence Day", which is why the military was there attacking them only a few minutes after they landed?
Their "cramped" landing ship holding 3 of them, one around 400m, one 600m and one 800m, was described as "saucer-shaped" in the story. Realistically, to be large enough to hold them all it would need to be wider across than any 2 of them are long/tall when measured from tip of tail to the head. That means a minimum of 1.2km across for their landing ship, and the parent ship for it would have to be large enough to comfortably hold that ship without it getting in the way of the crew. Independence Day's attack ships which came to Earth were about 24km across, which would be a reasonable size for a ship intended to be crewed by only 2 or 3 kaiju-sized creatures, but the story mentions that killGax's ship had been populated by a larger crew prior to the events depicted in this story. As such, I expect that the mothership mentioned my TImaeus is probably a better fit in terms of scale. That's over 500km across, which might be a little excessive, but is a good baseline for a size estimate. The Death Stars in the original Star Wars trilogy are 120km and 160km in diameter, and I'd say those are probably a good low-end estimate as a contrasting alternative. KillGax's ship is likely to be somewhere in the range of Death Star to ID4 mothership in size.
I actually love the idea of these massive, superpowerful aliens being rather childish in their behavior. It actually comes across as a bit more genuine in their misunderstanding of humans.
The reason it isn't often done is that it's pretty unlikely. Life struggles in higher gravity, technology becomes less effective and reliable, and escape velocity gets prohibitively, exponentially higher. I won't ☝️🤓 you to death about all the details, though. ... unless you really want 👀
ACTUALLY, the reason dinosaurs were so huge was that oxygen levels were way higher back then as vegetation at that time produced a huge amount of oxygen. Sadly, the overabundance of vegetation meant a LOT of falling leaves and other mulch on the ground. This layer was so thick that it became deprived of oxygen and so anaerobic bacteria thrived and produced hydrogen sulfides and other greenhouse gases such as methane, etc... Nitrogen levels increased in the atmosphere which could be one reason why the largest dinosaurs of the earlier eras either went extinct or eventually adapted to lesser oxygen levels by dwarfism. We still had dinosaurs but those were much smaller than the OG's. Then came the meteor strike that created a huge reflective cloud in the upper atmosphere which killed even more of the oxygen producing plant life. Thus oxygen was deprived even moreso while nitrogen levels increase due to even more anaerobic action from all the dead. Looks like our oxygen level is going dwindle even more as Global Warming is killign even more oxygen production AND causing algae bloom and dead zones in waters along the coastlines. Those dead zones produce MORE nitrogen compounds that kill even more animals.
The fact that these aliens are looking at the 1976 Godzilla versus Megalon is hilarious. I recognized it from the crazy "dropkick" that goes on for too long, and the "giant silver human," which of course was Jet Jaguar. The mysterious species KillGax had never seen before had to be Megalon.
Their planet is mostly covered in water, but they named it earth, must be a misnomer, for some reason. No we named it that before we figured out that it was mostly water.
8:37 Godzilla franchise reference! gojilla is just so they don’t get copywrited. it’s actually gojira. …or just a coincidence💀 12:42 ANOTHER GODZILLA REFERENCE!!!!🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 EEEEE!!! W VIDEO!!! 40:48 ANOTHER ONEEE!!!!! W W W W W W W W W!!!!! YOU JUST GOT ANOTHER LIKE AND SUBBER(SHORT FOR SUBSCRIBER)
Most HFY stories are written by teenagers who are just getting into writing cut em some slack, besides the HFY genre isn't meant to be taken seriously anyway it's literally just goofy schlock meant to either make ya feel good about being human or draw comedic light to the absurdity of Earth life
Heads-up for those who go straight to the comments before watching the whole video: this one's a bit different from most other videos on this channel. It's a goofball comedy.
"they might be dead, or worse, hungry" 🤣💀
Care to guess?
@@GrigoriZhukovprobably hungry 😔
AI probably
Or expelled!😱
Your skill at reading out the name and title of "KillGax the Crushinator, Largest of the Large" without breaking into hysterical laughter is second only to the performance of Wind Rose singing Diggy Diggy Hole.
Sometimes, it's the little things that impress the most.
Aliens: how do you live here?
Humans: pure stupidity
@Asillyfella21 is wrong, though I blame that on your cut rate translator. What the human (Pvt Skippy) said was, "Nobody told us we couldn't." Earth is very strange place not for species.
To put it simply, we exist because we felt like it.
More like Humans: "Yes"
It appears human foolishness is the only known thing available at all times in infinite supply.
"the sacred right of dibs"
"Not even KillGax Largest of the Large, would dare break the scared right of Dibs"
I see dibs are truly universal.
Also love TragDor was so close to reformation and so smart at self awareness that he realizes that he's a true monster and was haunted that he destroyed worlds with beautiful art.
Hilarious! Great story.
Yes yodeling can drive even the most empathetic creatures to rampage
Had the Kaijusaurians scanned for Gojilla first, they would have seen her in hibernation mode,
trying to save on energy expenditures and oxygen consumption.
Sure, she had acclimated to the lower oxygen supply somewhat,
but not fully.
Still, it was enough to allow her for almost a full day of snacking when she woke up,
before she had to return to the sea for another hibernation cycle.
Also, she found that being mostly submerged in the sea
made the air she breathed in more compressed
which made the lower oxygen content more readily absorbed
"I LOOK MIGHTY AND MAJESTIC!"
honestly
self love goals
Alien to humans: How are you not dead?
Humans: I DONT KNOW!!
lol
I enjoy these silly little humorous stories. The idea of aliens calling dibs on a planet, and then wearing tinfoil hats is great
They thought "Godzilla vs Megalon" was an historical document 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or more like, it turns out Godzilla vs Megalon was a historical document.
And the worst is that the creator of the story didn't even make a reference to older works where Gojira just destroys a city or two.
I was rolling laughing at this whole story. Pure gold this one.
Whoever wrote this had fun. 😂
How big was the fkn ship to hold a crew of 400 meter tall aliens comfortably 😂
@@bigstevie1690 probably big
prolly as big as the mothership from the movie "independence Day", which is why the military was there attacking them only a few minutes after they landed?
Their "cramped" landing ship holding 3 of them, one around 400m, one 600m and one 800m, was described as "saucer-shaped" in the story. Realistically, to be large enough to hold them all it would need to be wider across than any 2 of them are long/tall when measured from tip of tail to the head. That means a minimum of 1.2km across for their landing ship, and the parent ship for it would have to be large enough to comfortably hold that ship without it getting in the way of the crew.
Independence Day's attack ships which came to Earth were about 24km across, which would be a reasonable size for a ship intended to be crewed by only 2 or 3 kaiju-sized creatures, but the story mentions that killGax's ship had been populated by a larger crew prior to the events depicted in this story. As such, I expect that the mothership mentioned my TImaeus is probably a better fit in terms of scale. That's over 500km across, which might be a little excessive, but is a good baseline for a size estimate.
The Death Stars in the original Star Wars trilogy are 120km and 160km in diameter, and I'd say those are probably a good low-end estimate as a contrasting alternative. KillGax's ship is likely to be somewhere in the range of Death Star to ID4 mothership in size.
yes
This was SO dumb, but the attempted seriousness spliced with the utter silliness kept it amusing.
Shades of "Bill, the Galactic Hero"😊
I actually love the idea of these massive, superpowerful aliens being rather childish in their behavior. It actually comes across as a bit more genuine in their misunderstanding of humans.
FINALLY! A story about how we are a tiny planet with barely enough gravity to hold on to our atmosphere.
This is the story we all wish we had come up with during creative writing in school.
A fun story that might go down well in Japan. Nice one!
0:29 Finally someone makes it so earth is small in comparison to most life bearing planets!!
The reason it isn't often done is that it's pretty unlikely. Life struggles in higher gravity, technology becomes less effective and reliable, and escape velocity gets prohibitively, exponentially higher. I won't ☝️🤓 you to death about all the details, though.
... unless you really want 👀
@@LibraritheWizardOfficial i would love more details
Godzilla? 8:29
GODZILLA 10:39
And tinfoil hats!
Oh you subtle genius who wrote with appropriate dash of purlpe prose.
....... Well at least as smart as you.
@@orionx79 oh definitely smarter than I.
Giant tinfoil hats to prevent mind control... 😅
"They are after our hats!"
ACTUALLY, the reason dinosaurs were so huge was that oxygen levels were way higher back then as vegetation at that time produced a huge amount of oxygen. Sadly, the overabundance of vegetation meant a LOT of falling leaves and other mulch on the ground. This layer was so thick that it became deprived of oxygen and so anaerobic bacteria thrived and produced hydrogen sulfides and other greenhouse gases such as methane, etc... Nitrogen levels increased in the atmosphere which could be one reason why the largest dinosaurs of the earlier eras either went extinct or eventually adapted to lesser oxygen levels by dwarfism. We still had dinosaurs but those were much smaller than the OG's. Then came the meteor strike that created a huge reflective cloud in the upper atmosphere which killed even more of the oxygen producing plant life. Thus oxygen was deprived even moreso while nitrogen levels increase due to even more anaerobic action from all the dead. Looks like our oxygen level is going dwindle even more as Global Warming is killign even more oxygen production AND causing algae bloom and dead zones in waters along the coastlines. Those dead zones produce MORE nitrogen compounds that kill even more animals.
Stop spreading that misinformation you know it was God.😮😂It's a joke people if you can't laugh about that then maybe your faith isn't that strong.
@@jakes7342 no evidence that a god exists.
The plot behind Power Rangers.
9:58 Even massive extraterrestrial creatures understand “Dibs”, it’s never to be broken.
Wow! Talk about a blast from the past. Love the Homestarrunner reference.
"So shiny. So crumply" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How he said that without laughing hysterically, I don't know.
I didn't know MST3K was submitting stories here! 🤣
It’s not MST3K, it’s Douglas Adams’ ghost.
While some of the other scenarios presented on this channel are normally formatted/written as sci-fi dramas, this one fully sounds like a sitcom.
At times this totally sounded like it could be an entry in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe.
What's wrong with breathing in CO2?
don't you breath one 2?
The atmosphere: 4/100's of 1% CO2. We breathe out around 10% CO2.
I love stories that don't take themselves seriously! An narration that takes a silly story seriously!
I always wondered what aliens would think of our fictional documents
I love the old fashioned narration style reading, to go with the "Buck Rodgers mixed with Gojira". The perfect amount of campy. 😂
Every time I heard KillGax I would think of Vilgax from Ben 10 lmao
Poor marketing on the humans’ part. Kilgax. The worlddoomer. xDD Bless this author. Excellent narration too. Especially the alien voices.
LOL good story. Love your narration style.
Thank you for not having some stupid AI read this. Your voice is perfect for it.
Omg, Tragdor the flaminator! Haven't heard that in forever. Strong Bad!
LMFAO so Goofy I like it
This story was awesome lol
Ps: The thumbnail dude looks like he is smoking the illest *Funkytown Green Nebula Mind Eraser Kush* in the Milkyway lol
The fact that these aliens are looking at the 1976 Godzilla versus Megalon is hilarious. I recognized it from the crazy "dropkick" that goes on for too long, and the "giant silver human," which of course was Jet Jaguar. The mysterious species KillGax had never seen before had to be Megalon.
A solid short story that doesnt ramble and keeps to the point. Loved it.
I can't tell you how much I appreciate hearing a human voice narrating these stories.
i picked the worse time to take a sip of my drink i almost did a spit take with the aluminum foil part lol
The Crushinator had me rolling
This story was a fun and enjoyable romp through our simpler monster tales...everything from Godzilla to War of the Worlds and Aliens. Just plain fun!
"The Oxygen Destroyer..." Destroyah mention! Woo! Whoever created this referential masterpiece deserves a Pulitzer prize.
This story is ridiculous and hilarious. I loved it.🤣🤣🤣
Trogdor the Burninator
Must ... get ... more ... foil!
So ... _shiny!_
tinfoil... seriously...
that actually made me laugh!
I vote we change earth/sol 3 to Aqua.
Your voice is angelical, I'm gonna start using your videos to study, because it's relaxing to hear it
They're after our hats!
This story may not be the greatest around, but i enjoyed it and frankly, it was hilarious!!
Oh god, they're the Three Stooges of Kaiju.
This was hilarious! 😂
Did Johnen Vasquez write this because I need to see this as a cut away in invader Zim!
This was silly and quite amusing. Thank you.
This is hilarious!
Tinfoil hat, wearing aliens found in orbit! This and Moore on the next Geraldo :-)
This whole story is a meme 😂.
Their planet is mostly covered in water, but they named it earth, must be a misnomer, for some reason. No we named it that before we figured out that it was mostly water.
Or because dirt was upon which where we lived and we have the priviledge of naming our home.
We humans live in filth that is why we are so tough to destroy.
Not the aluminum foil 😂😂😂😂
8:37 Godzilla franchise reference! gojilla is just so they don’t get copywrited. it’s actually gojira. …or just a coincidence💀
12:42 ANOTHER GODZILLA REFERENCE!!!!🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 EEEEE!!! W VIDEO!!! 40:48 ANOTHER ONEEE!!!!! W W W W W W W W W!!!!! YOU JUST GOT ANOTHER LIKE AND SUBBER(SHORT FOR SUBSCRIBER)
the thing about underestimating Humanity is that it will be your undoing.
I love this narrator!
How did they get off their home world if they aren’t technically inclined? How did they find another race that is to make tech for them?
lol great and amusing story for any gojira/godzilla fans
thanks for the narration
i couldnt stop laughing till about half way into it. by then i missed half and had to restart it.
Most of these stories feel like they belong in the same universe, but this one within a paragraph contradicts the 30 or so I’ve listened to already.
Props to the narrator for not cackling throughout this reading pika 😂
I never expected to find Godzilla in one of these stories
Godzilla, aluminum foil 😂😂😂😂
The yodeling 😂
Is that doctor doofenshmirtz 😂5:05
Hilariously awesome!
This was a fun story, performed very well. I had a good time listening. 🦖
Loved it. So... silly that it was entertaining.....
Imagine being attacked by Godzillas wearing tinfoil hats
I was waiting for the crushinator to say "but pa I luv him"
Evolved on a world with 10x the average gravity, but are weaker?
I noticed that, it seems to have been forgotten to be edited to make more sense.
Was this story written by a 10-year old?
Idk. It’s still good
It's a tongue in cheek story not to be taken as gospel.
@@patrickdurham8393 exactly. It’s just meant to be a fun story to entertain you.
It was entertaining. If I wanted something more I would read something from Kobo or Kindle.
Most HFY stories are written by teenagers who are just getting into writing cut em some slack, besides the HFY genre isn't meant to be taken seriously anyway it's literally just goofy schlock meant to either make ya feel good about being human or draw comedic light to the absurdity of Earth life
This story has chunni edgelord energy, also gotta love the Cookie Monster voice.
And Dr Doofenshmirtz. The voices were awesome for this
"Kaijusaurus" lmao
KillGax gave me the best customer service at Walmart.
Ok now that was a really funny story
By any chance will we get a part 2 to the alien class on earth story?
i second that i really wanted more of that story
Yes I will admit it was definitely entertaining
well, as long as he had a nice singing voice.
Do you think of me as a child?
You will give me tinfoil to play with now. 😂
I love this story
That thumbnail is like seeing a significantly younger Dr House vaping Kryptonite to whoop Superman's ass
Lemme guess... they also know of Rodran, King Gidrah, and Butterfra?
Tragdor sounds like GRANDPA BUFF!
And the author even chose the cheesiest of the Showa-Era Godzilla movies. If that wasn't Jet Jaguar, then I'm eating my keyboard.
I need to see a Kaijusaurian named Trogdor the Burninator now
Heads-up for those who go straight to the comments before watching the whole video: this one's a bit different from most other videos on this channel. It's a goofball comedy.
comedy gold right there