Wait, does Bob also have aphantasia? Hell yeah "The imaginative person is in another room and is describing absolute insanity to me from inside my own brain" syndrome gang!
I want to thank Lixian for animating and editing this, I know it’s not much, but think that he still drew this and made them all move, every time they spoke, for a whole 40 minutes. We don’t realise how much he does for Mark and crew, and how much he does for us viewers. I really want to thank him, he’s really unappreciated. Thank you, Lixian ❤️
Hey guys, I'll be providing time stamps for the podcast. Heads up, there may be SPOILERS for the episode 1:16 Mark's hair editing 2:06 "or you're a swimmer" 3:30 Title presentations 4:40 Mark's hair removal idea 6:28 Bob's hair removal idea 7:37 NASCAR: Hair Edition 9:35 Reverse clothes 11:00 Grow operation 11:46 RE4 Merchant's new profession 12:29 Needle bed 15:13 Laser hat 16:10 "UNLIMITED HAIR!!" 17:05 Teratoma... teratoma... 18:12 Bob's Hairatoma (T-Virus) 20:05 'Toma vending machine 22:25 Teratoma capitalism 26:06 New fishing business 26:45 Pubiaries 28:05 Herms 30:40 Grandpa's will 33:00 Penatoma, Anatoma, Breastatoma 34:40 Wade's hair removal idea 35:09 Herm name system 35:40 Yes, you can buy this 36:53 Davy Johnson 37:51 Hair uses 39:14 Winner Declaration Anything you'd like added? Let me know! Distractible releases new episodes on Mondays at 12 AM EST. If you found this timestamp list useful, consider liking to help others find their favorite moments!
Oh my goodness...I didn't know how much I needed this 🤣. Well done Lixian for putting this animation together 😉. I'll be re-lisitening to every episode on here now as well as Google podcasts 🤣
@@austinelledge7357 congratulations I guess? I'm not subscribed to Bob, tbh Ive been subscribed to Mark for years but I just started watching his content again not too long ago, not for any big reason, it just kinda happened 🤷♀️ some of us just aren't as active.
@@austinelledge7357 hehehe you're not alone, asides from work my life is basically Xbox and TH-cam, just haven't been as active in this part of TH-cam :)
Oh... my.... god.... they finally did it... and I'm here early! I've listened to every single episode of distractable multiple times on multiple devices, this podcast has helped me through every day of work, I pop in my ear buds and blast this, it makes my day go by so much faster
It's so cool to hear Baldermort's voice introducing the show. Even though this isn't 40K, I think Mark, Bob, and Wade are all definitely under the influence of Chaos.
I love podcast shows, I just don't like not having a visual so it's why I've been put off of listening to any podcasts I have subscribed to. Even the littlest things for video format such as this is so much more different because now I am willing to watch it because its more comfortable for me. Thanks Lixian!
The first day, the first ever distractible ever came out, I was having a very, very dark day, let's say I almost lost somebody very dear to me, and I was in a state of Limbo, unsure of what tomorrow would bring. Nothing in my day made me feel better and no matter what I was in a bottomless pit.. But I heard of distractible, I think because Mark live streamed just to tell everyone about it. So I said fuck it and clicked the link, and honestly it was the first thing to distract me from my grim reality. This episode, Hair, holds a close place in my heart. Because of my alopecia it felt very relevant to me, and the day it came out I needed a well.. Distraction. From then on out I listened every distractible religiously from there on out. Thank you Wade, Mark, and Bob. You three have always been the Morons that kept me So Strong, and I'd Never be the same without you. (And I hope you guys get that oldie reference and u three)
This is giving me REPO: The Genetic Opera vibes, where people rent organs they need and if they don't make their payments, a repo man comes and takes it back.
I was thinking something along this line, like I swear there's a horror movie out there that literally has a machine you can buy new organs from, but you found out later its like prisoners and poor people organs being harvested
The title of the video: Hair *“It’s like all those commercials where people are just eating food and just people holding up organs dripping with blood and stuff just dancing”*
I just wanted to say thank you to Bob, Mark, and Wade for literally making the highlight of my day everytime you post. Im a HUGE distractible fan, I actually have probably had more hours of listening to distractible then watching your videos. Everytime you guys post a new ep I legit just let the old ones rerun (I'm low-key ashamed that Ive practically memorized every ep). Thank you for bringing me endless enjoyment and for cheering me up whenever I'm down. Thank you for.. expanding.. my thoughts and for sharing your talks with us. You guys are awesome! My favorite thing about the pod is Wade's code MARK10 :)
I haven't even started watching and I'm excited!!! I hope we get Bob's Fridge also animated because there is a definite must see!!! And now to the show...
Ok who else is actually glad they got “got” in marks stream. Otherwise I would not have found and immediately subscribed to this amazing channel as I was told. As a true, loyal, Markiplier fan would. 😂
This is my first time listening and I'm enjoying it, I stop listening to it for a few seconds and don't know how they went from talking about a tumor to people using the bathroom for other people. This is great.
I stayed in the hospital recently, and had to have a multi hour long test. But listening to Distractible was the best distraction! Pun unintentional but welcome lol
17:57 I had a dermoid ovarian cyst. Dermoid cysts are very similar to what Mark describes in a teratoma, where they look like trash cans for bits the body doesn't want anymore, hair, teeth, all sorts. When I first got told I had one (about 8cm in diameter) I felt so sick /freaked out all day cos its just like having a fucking monster inside you, lol. I got it removed 7yrs ago now, a lot of ovarian cysts will go down by themselves but those kinds don't go anywhere!
You guys really need to patent these😂 You've got some spot-on material here... Wouldn't be surprised to see the 'rich people showcasing pubic hair trims' skit as a new Family Guy Cutaway gag!
I'm so glad these are now up on TH-cam. I'm just more in the habit of being on here than on my podcast app. Glad I'll be able to catch up on the half dozen episodes I haven't watched.
Mark legit called me out as a desperate author in need of a story idea.. Though not gonna lie, that idea of human part vending machines is really cool!
I love this idea but I was hoping that it would show some of the things they are talking about. But other then that I really love the podcast. I listen every monday and I love our trio
Thank god we have this. Thanks for your insane trolling Mark. AND, Lixian for these nice animated stills and always fabulous and editing. Have a great day everyone :) …. I shouldn’t have looked up teratoma.
Me: -listening to the taratoma talk- Huh, maybe that actually would be a good idea to write and toy with! Mark: Some desperate author is just furiously scribbling this down--
I'm so happy I can finally watch these. Fun Fact, I couldn't get these on Any of my podcast apps. So every time Mark was threatening us on the channel I was like "I wish I could Mark, I wish I could." And now I Can. Hooray!
Around 20 minutes in where they talk about teratomas and then Bob goes into that sci-fi tangent sounds like a really amazing story that I'd love to read, or maybe make.
Thank you. Listening to the podcast? For sure. Leaving the TH-cam platform to hear it it? Not gonna happen. Very excited to listen to this thing..... esp Bob's fridge.
Markiplier edits hair in! 🤣 A TH-cam channel's better than a podcast imo. They have a bigger viewer ratio combined in TH-cam than on Spotify. But ig ut takes a lot more work?
The first time I heard this, it was great. This time…. It was even BETTER!!! Kinda makes me want me to listen to all of the episodes again. #distractible
i think everyone needs to bow to lixian because this entire channel is fucking amazing
th-cam.com/channels/8rGNKeOF2Qm32GrOKm5o2w.html :)
@@F-117-user no
Everyone can get sub there
no
@卐-soundcity-卐 no
I'm always impressed with Bob. The dude can't picture anything in his mind but he's always capable of painting a hilarious picture.
Wait, does Bob also have aphantasia? Hell yeah "The imaginative person is in another room and is describing absolute insanity to me from inside my own brain" syndrome gang!
Lixian being involved with Distractible is just the icing on the cake 👌
th-cam.com/channels/8rGNKeOF2Qm32GrOKm5o2w.html :)
The fact they got baldemort to be the intro voice is amazing it's cool to here him apart of something besides warhammer 40k
You know, people often think that the icing is the best part
@@alexnethercott1894 If we are talking about DQ cake, then the chocolate on it is the best part, lol.
I am Canadian, I love DQ
I want to thank Lixian for animating and editing this, I know it’s not much, but think that he still drew this and made them all move, every time they spoke, for a whole 40 minutes. We don’t realise how much he does for Mark and crew, and how much he does for us viewers. I really want to thank him, he’s really unappreciated. Thank you, Lixian ❤️
It’s automated, he didn’t sync up movement to their voices for 30 episodes of nearly an hour haha.
@@LeAlexo well, we still need to thank and appreciate him nonetheless.
THEY FINALLY MADE A TH-cam CHANNEL, THE MAD LADS! AND LIXIAN'S WONDERFUL ART AND EDITTING IS THE CHERRY ON TOP!!!!
True right there
This channel existed previously I’m quite sure, and then it vanished. A 100 years passed and we discovered this new channel
Are we sure it’s them? I thought they said they didn’t have one
@@arduousPopsicle we’ll Mark made an announcement about the YT channel, and it has Lucian’s art so…. I am 100% sure it’s official.
?????
Hey guys, I'll be providing time stamps for the podcast. Heads up, there may be SPOILERS for the episode
1:16 Mark's hair editing
2:06 "or you're a swimmer"
3:30 Title presentations
4:40 Mark's hair removal idea
6:28 Bob's hair removal idea
7:37 NASCAR: Hair Edition
9:35 Reverse clothes
11:00 Grow operation
11:46 RE4 Merchant's new profession
12:29 Needle bed
15:13 Laser hat
16:10 "UNLIMITED HAIR!!"
17:05 Teratoma... teratoma...
18:12 Bob's Hairatoma (T-Virus)
20:05 'Toma vending machine
22:25 Teratoma capitalism
26:06 New fishing business
26:45 Pubiaries
28:05 Herms
30:40 Grandpa's will
33:00 Penatoma, Anatoma, Breastatoma
34:40 Wade's hair removal idea
35:09 Herm name system
35:40 Yes, you can buy this
36:53 Davy Johnson
37:51 Hair uses
39:14 Winner Declaration
Anything you'd like added? Let me know!
Distractible releases new episodes on Mondays at 12 AM EST. If you found this timestamp list useful, consider liking to help others find their favorite moments!
THANK YOU, YOUR DOING GODS WORK!!!
Thanks dude
I love you
Damn, based
Accidentally disliked
So sorry
Oh my goodness...I didn't know how much I needed this 🤣. Well done Lixian for putting this animation together 😉. I'll be re-lisitening to every episode on here now as well as Google podcasts 🤣
th-cam.com/channels/8rGNKeOF2Qm32GrOKm5o2w.html :)
@卐-soundcity-卐 yeah keep talking.
You aren't getting his attention.
Pretty sure it has a noise detector in order to move the characters like puppets when they speak
@@drownedmouse404 yea but lixian still made the characters
th-cam.com/video/yxHi3sB17jk/w-d-xo.html
Great, now I can show my friends "Bobs fridge" Without them complaining they don't use the other programs it's on lol. Thanks guys! Excited for this!
I was not prepared for Mark to stream to yell at me that this channel exists now, but I'm happy to know now 🎉
Bob was the first one to say anything, he posted a video this morning, I was subscriber number 2,477, got here real early
@@austinelledge7357 congratulations I guess?
I'm not subscribed to Bob, tbh Ive been subscribed to Mark for years but I just started watching his content again not too long ago, not for any big reason, it just kinda happened 🤷♀️ some of us just aren't as active.
@@Thelokipokey yeah, I have no life, youtube is my life outside work
@@austinelledge7357 hehehe you're not alone, asides from work my life is basically Xbox and TH-cam, just haven't been as active in this part of TH-cam :)
Awwww yeah every episode is back!!!
Oh... my.... god.... they finally did it... and I'm here early! I've listened to every single episode of distractable multiple times on multiple devices, this podcast has helped me through every day of work, I pop in my ear buds and blast this, it makes my day go by so much faster
I'm just glad they finally did it. The one I found on TH-cam had very awkward videos along with it...
same man.
It's so cool to hear Baldermort's voice introducing the show. Even though this isn't 40K, I think Mark, Bob, and Wade are all definitely under the influence of Chaos.
finally someone who recognised baldermort! kinda says 40k is still a bit of a niche..
DUUUUUUDE IM SO GLAD ITS HIM
glad you guys got a youtube channel. makes it easier for people to watch on the same platform
I love podcast shows, I just don't like not having a visual so it's why I've been put off of listening to any podcasts I have subscribed to. Even the littlest things for video format such as this is so much more different because now I am willing to watch it because its more comfortable for me.
Thanks Lixian!
I was not expecting this to be animated, that's pretty cool
The first day, the first ever distractible ever came out, I was having a very, very dark day, let's say I almost lost somebody very dear to me, and I was in a state of Limbo, unsure of what tomorrow would bring. Nothing in my day made me feel better and no matter what I was in a bottomless pit.. But I heard of distractible, I think because Mark live streamed just to tell everyone about it. So I said fuck it and clicked the link, and honestly it was the first thing to distract me from my grim reality. This episode, Hair, holds a close place in my heart. Because of my alopecia it felt very relevant to me, and the day it came out I needed a well.. Distraction. From then on out I listened every distractible religiously from there on out. Thank you Wade, Mark, and Bob. You three have always been the Morons that kept me So Strong, and I'd Never be the same without you. (And I hope you guys get that oldie reference and u three)
Am I really going to re-listen all the podcast’s episodes because it’s now on TH-cam with Lixian animations? Yes. Yes I am.
Here have a playlist link to all of the episodes
th-cam.com/play/PLyiE4cde7cULIsK9uLfBHTRB4FUkzaLV4.html
I can rewatch this anyday! A very good watch while eating :D
No worries guys happy to help
Am I missing something? The podcast is still the same, just with blinking pictures? Is that the animation part?
This is giving me REPO: The Genetic Opera vibes, where people rent organs they need and if they don't make their payments, a repo man comes and takes it back.
I was thinking something along this line, like I swear there's a horror movie out there that literally has a machine you can buy new organs from, but you found out later its like prisoners and poor people organs being harvested
i imagine super mario coming to your house and takes your liver
Looks like I'll need to listen to every one of them again.
Ikr
Literally same
th-cam.com/channels/8rGNKeOF2Qm32GrOKm5o2w.html :)
@@F-117-user stupid spambot
Im definitely going to be bingeing all these. Thanks to everyone who is a part of these.
We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve been quite possibly bamboozled
Hoodwinked even
get hair
Hermed if you'd be so inclined
That was surprisingly enjoyable for learning about tumors that grow organs, herms and whatnot XD
Bravo, Lixian, bravo! I think we all needed this lol and what a great excuse to relisten to every episode
th-cam.com/channels/8rGNKeOF2Qm32GrOKm5o2w.html :)
@@F-117-user the more you do this the more your gonna regret it, *don't self promote because that isn't gonna really get you anywhere*
@@badtimeswithalphys3444 ok my teacher
The title of the video: Hair
*“It’s like all those commercials where people are just eating food and just people holding up organs dripping with blood and stuff just dancing”*
This is the best thing since Distractible happened. I really hope someone's fridge delivery goes smoothly
Being a prior competitive swimmer, the swimmer hair reference had me on the floor XD
Bruh, same. I was like "Finally, some recognition!" 😂
Horror story: I used a hair removal cream and I got chemical burns on my nipples 💀💀 it was hard to explain that to people..
I got chemical burns on my legs from Nair and was supposed to go to the beach the next day. Needless to say, the beach did not happen. 😂
I accidentally used it once on a scraped knee and it burned, so I got a scar from it
Was it Nair?
@@dynamowill yes… yes it was
kinky 🤭
I just wanted to say thank you to Bob, Mark, and Wade for literally making the highlight of my day everytime you post. Im a HUGE distractible fan, I actually have probably had more hours of listening to distractible then watching your videos. Everytime you guys post a new ep I legit just let the old ones rerun (I'm low-key ashamed that Ive practically memorized every ep). Thank you for bringing me endless enjoyment and for cheering me up whenever I'm down. Thank you for.. expanding.. my thoughts and for sharing your talks with us. You guys are awesome! My favorite thing about the pod is Wade's code MARK10 :)
man, the intro guy used to be so calm. the boys' banter truly sparks joy in everyone.
That intro guy happens to be "baldermort guide to warhammer" he's got a lot of awesome videos over warhammer 40k.
OMG! I love the addition of sound effects and the subtle animation.
THANK YOU MARK, BOB, WADE AND THE MVP LIXIAN.
19:58 Bob just described the medical frigates in Void Bastards game. Lmao.
The editing enhances the quality of this podcast so much! I love it
I haven't even started watching and I'm excited!!! I hope we get Bob's Fridge also animated because there is a definite must see!!!
And now to the show...
I’ve kept up with the podcast.
Am I just going to rewatch everything even tho I repeatedly listened to the podcast?
YES.
I love the fact Mark fooled us all.
Ok who else is actually glad they got “got” in marks stream. Otherwise I would not have found and immediately subscribed to this amazing channel as I was told. As a true, loyal, Markiplier fan would. 😂
Me. 🙋♂
i believe as mark said in the past the correct term is "Markeplite"
I love these guys. I love Lixian. I just needed this so much.
This is my first time listening and I'm enjoying it, I stop listening to it for a few seconds and don't know how they went from talking about a tumor to people using the bathroom for other people. This is great.
Did not expect it to be the ENTIRE EPISODE!!!! Well done 👏
Just gotta clarify These podcast help me get through my shift at work. It’s a really good podcast for anyone interested.
I stayed in the hospital recently, and had to have a multi hour long test. But listening to Distractible was the best distraction! Pun unintentional but welcome lol
17:57 I had a dermoid ovarian cyst. Dermoid cysts are very similar to what Mark describes in a teratoma, where they look like trash cans for bits the body doesn't want anymore, hair, teeth, all sorts. When I first got told I had one (about 8cm in diameter) I felt so sick /freaked out all day cos its just like having a fucking monster inside you, lol. I got it removed 7yrs ago now, a lot of ovarian cysts will go down by themselves but those kinds don't go anywhere!
You guys really need to patent these😂
You've got some spot-on material here...
Wouldn't be surprised to see the 'rich people showcasing pubic hair trims' skit as a new Family Guy Cutaway gag!
When I first heard wade say the topic my brain went to Mark and Ethan on Unnus Annus with the 2 truths 1 lie waxing edition. Oh the glory days Lol
NO I MISS IT ALL SO MUCH and mark had recently been to korea 😭 but poor poor ethan
"how do you feel about korea?"
This was my favourite unus annus video
I love how bouncy wade is
I got a hair removal ad for this video right before Bob started talking about his idea. It was funny.
I love this, good job Lixian!
I'm a truck driver and these videos are perfect for when I'm going on my 6 to 10-hour drives everyday. Keep up the great work guys
I CANT WAIT FOR BOB'S FRIDGE EPISODE LOL
I literally was waiting for this to be a youtube channel. Thank you. *subbed*
I love this so much, sometimes you wanna look at those beautiful animated faces while I listen to their sultry voices
I'm so glad these are now up on TH-cam. I'm just more in the habit of being on here than on my podcast app. Glad I'll be able to catch up on the half dozen episodes I haven't watched.
I just love how he trolled us all in that stream
Mmhm
This is noice👍🏻!. I love the movement of the characters when mark, bob, & wade talk i love it!
"oh that's right all of yours is edited in with Photoshop or something"
Fuck Wade, you can't just drop a line like that. You almost killed me my man.
I love distractible. I’ve been listening for months while I work and it makes my day so much better. I wish they did it more Than once a week
The first ad I got on this video was for laser hair removal 😂
When they started talking about synthetic hair implants, my brain immediately became fixated on the idea of fiberoptic strands.
This makes it easier for me to listen to Distractible. Thank you. :)
19:55 Bruh the teratoma idea is basically the premise of those movies "The Island" and "Repo" 😂
that evil laugh mark had on the X live stream made me think the distractible Podcast would have some sort of got talent
I'm scarred for life
This is probably my fav way a podcast has been visually represented. My dad will be happy I can send him specific parts of Distractible episodes >:)
Mark legit called me out as a desperate author in need of a story idea.. Though not gonna lie, that idea of human part vending machines is really cool!
I'm going to relisten to ALL the episodes on TH-cam! My favorite podcast by far! Mark got me here
I love this! I would love to see images of the stuff the guys look up in the animation. That would be cool.
I AM HERE FOR THIS! I’ve listened to the distractible podcast on amazon music, so seeing a youtube version is so exciting! Thanks guys!
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH WORK! Great job Lixian!
Thankyou guys for having this as a channel, I love listening in a mornin and even got a free trial of spotify just to listen so this is great!
If you didn’t got got, then you’re a legend
I’m so glad it’s on TH-cam now.Im gonna be binge watching these episodes for days
I love this idea but I was hoping that it would show some of the things they are talking about. But other then that I really love the podcast. I listen every monday and I love our trio
I will forever listen to Distractible over and over again. This is my third time listening to everything so far.
The way they all start bouncing when they laugh... Lixian is the best.
I was brought over from a 4 minute video of pure silence.
Thank god we have this. Thanks for your insane trolling Mark. AND, Lixian for these nice animated stills and always fabulous and editing. Have a great day everyone :)
…. I shouldn’t have looked up teratoma.
Weeeeeeee. Let's listen to EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE. OVER.
again and again and again and again and again
Me: -listening to the taratoma talk- Huh, maybe that actually would be a good idea to write and toy with!
Mark: Some desperate author is just furiously scribbling this down--
I'm so happy I can finally watch these. Fun Fact, I couldn't get these on Any of my podcast apps. So every time Mark was threatening us on the channel I was like "I wish I could Mark, I wish I could." And now I Can. Hooray!
Anyone kind of notice how Wade's beard line is like a "W", Mark's hair is like an "M" and Bob's hair is like how you'd write a "B"?
Around 20 minutes in where they talk about teratomas and then Bob goes into that sci-fi tangent sounds like a really amazing story that I'd love to read, or maybe make.
Who’s here from the stream?
Bruh they really put all the episodes up in one day
I would actually like to see these fully animated, that would be cool... alot of work but cool
I was amazed by this! The only thing I’d recommend is putting in little skits for their ideas/answers. I think it could be a cool element (:
Lixian being involved in distractible is such a blessing!!
Thank you. Listening to the podcast? For sure. Leaving the TH-cam platform to hear it it? Not gonna happen.
Very excited to listen to this thing..... esp Bob's fridge.
I love this! On a side note though: why does Mark have no ears but Wade and Bob do?
@Insomnia_Gaming Best reply to my question.
Mark doesn’t listen
Because back in his day they couldn't afford ears.😋
Why the hell did I wait so long to listen to yall's podcast, this is gold! ♥
Okay, who else is here from the 2 minute long livestream??
I never got around to watching these until now, I’m sorry I waited this long, but I’m so glad I started
Markiplier edits hair in! 🤣
A TH-cam channel's better than a podcast imo. They have a bigger viewer ratio combined in TH-cam than on Spotify. But ig ut takes a lot more work?
You guys are great! Me and my son love listening to you guys!
Whos here from Markiplier’s live stream?
Thank you so much for this, I wasn't able to listen to the podcasts because of country limitations but now I finally can! Thanks a lot!
I'm pretty sure Lixian hasn't animated every single movement manually. I think the characters just move in relation to their microphone volume.
I’m watching this while working and I’m just have a laughing stock because of these three goofs!! Oh how I love this podcast!!
I'm so excited that you guys have a channel now!!!
I never watch distractable because it was on different websites but TH-cam is one I can get behind
The first time I heard this, it was great. This time…. It was even BETTER!!!
Kinda makes me want me to listen to all of the episodes again. #distractible
Mark, Bob and Wade make this so amazing, but Kudos to Lixian for spending the time to animate all of this- good work! 👍