HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening qsha
Austin: Hello, welcome to Mystery Tech. The show where I unbox. Why, what are you doing? *Ken* *drops* *Austin's* *phone.* Austin: That's my phone. _Best intro ever._
Last time I watched Austin a few years back (before his fire) he was super awkward and average to watch. Today I watch Austin and he is full of energy and confidence!
Dude you guys got the OG metal beyblades. Kids these days don't understand the pain of it hopping out and hitting you in the shins. They still were the best.
Austin not being hyped by Beyblade: "I'm old"
Austin 1 minute later when he opens Flight Simulator box: *child on christmas*
And the first Flight Simulator was released on 1984 😂
@@9ineski tis a bot
Austin needs to BECOME the Beyblade
Ken: “Switzerland survived”
Austin: “They always do”
Swiss Viewers: *remember avoiding both world wars*
I laughed so hard when ken said that because it is true and i am from switzerland lol 🤣
Te tcheu, c'est quoi ce bonhomme ?
Block her
i litterly have that in my mind xD
i litterly have that in my mind xD
“I’m a true pilot”
Captain Evans famous last words before killing his passengers
Also the words of joseph joestar before crashing 3 planes
@PlatinumBSM no i dont know captain evans setup for when he crashed my bad
More like before crashing a Hydra bomber into the ice cap
GRAPEEE 🍇🍇🍇
Austin's reaction to Flight Simulator Kit after saying "I'm old" is great.
Fr I was thinking the same thing. Ppl are definitely thinking that too
T h r u s t m a s t e r
Although much of flight simulator's audience is quite old.
U talking about me omg the first time I have a comment with my name on it
@@stephenlu8397 you and I are the only ones that noticed thrustmaster...
Austin: "is everyone okay?"
Guy in the back: "My leg!"
😂
@Alif Ahmed iS mAyOnAiSe aN iNsTrUmEnT
@Alif Ahmed oK
@Alif Ahmed 🤌
@POG *raises hand*
Ken in last videos: Buys trash
Ken now: throws Austin’s phone like it’s trash
Best comment
xd
OMG Austin Evans please respond
Well, it was an iPhone, so it was
So many BOTS
"How do you fly?"
"Instinct"
- JJ Abrams, 2020
They fly now?
5:54 Ken: “do you wanna piss off half our audience” 🤣
the bots kinda glitchin
lol
Thats indian flag and i am offended AF!!
A.i Isaac i am indian so i guess he is right
@@cyrobyte69 lol shut up man I'm from india just take a joke
4:54 Ken watching Fubuki playing fall guys I see ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
FUBUKI !!!
Fbk fbk fbk fbkkkkk
@@taufiksamsiar713 AHHHHHhHHhHhhhhhhhhhh khukhan khukhan supa supa khukhan
@@Ar-fy5nc yamete kudastop
Another one has fallen into the hole
Is nobody gonna talk about the hololive livestream 4:57
He's a man of cultured
I mean he did promote Haachama in a tweet before, and then got noticed by Fubuki.
@@Kreliho nicee
@@Kreliho got a link for that? I wanna see.
Yes I see that
4:55 BURGER FOX KING FUBUKII!!!
No one:
Austin:“Shoutout to India” *by using it in railgun*
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening qsha
stupid ass bots L
2 bots, 3 humans (commenter included) WE WILL BEAT THE BOTS
@@theuselessboii9751 hail humans
*angy indian noises*
When Austin Is losing his mind.
TRYS TO BREAK SCREEN PROTECTER WITHOUT GLOVES
The only thing breaking here is your grammar
@@sunteeh not everyone has good grammar..
thizzyy ik, I'm joking
@@sunteeh Facts
@@y1817 yea the kids
TH-camrs: getting sponsors is hard
Austin Evans: haha sponsors go brrrrrr
“You wanna piss out half of our audience” lmao
Love from India, to Matt.
Came here for the Beyblade battle.. that was HYPEDDddd
Yeah
Bro hi guys u watch Austin!?
Whattttttt you watch Austin evans
Hey you watch Austin
OMGBBG!!
I almost spit out my coffee when you said 'a lot of [bleep]ing money, Ken.' That was awesome.
That was real good
90th like and bruh.
5:54 “do u wanna piss off half our Audience!”
😂
Shout out to sweatshops and cheap labor
@@thenoobreturnz8968 dont start another war we already have enough hate and dirt in this world
@@thenoobreturnz8968 that's a "china" targeted joke tho...🙄
It's okay I'm vietnamese
The Noob ReturnZ so the jokes on you then?
Ken took care of Austin's hands because Austin needs to give Ken's salary with the same hands 😂😂😂
Really?
Really
Really?
Really?
Really?
4:54 fubuki has become worldwide
Yeah, what a best friend
*ken throws Austin’s phone* Austin: “that’s my phone” in a dejected voice
5:45
As an indian I can confirm that I am not offended but amused.. that was hilarious 😂😂
Lol yes I know
ooh booi dont ask me
On point
*angy indian noises*
"El Spain"
Me, a spanish: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! Tomato?
Gallego yo también
Can we just have a 4 hour stream of Austin playing Flight Simulator 2020?
1:27 “my leg!”
That just made my day! Thank you so much.
Who else loves it when he does this type of videos
me!
Me bro
Me
austin: *puts india’s flag*
ken: “you wanna piss off half our audience?”
funniest shit bein an indian 😂😂
Are you from india or Africa
How can you tolerate some capitalist pig disrespecting your flag why doesn't he put Amarican flag in line
Anarchist life indian 😂😂 that’s a frnd
@Anarchist life whoa whoa This is mystery tech it’s for fun
Anarchist life honestly idgaf it’s all fun n games at the end
*Austin* : I'm gonna rail India!
*Me, An Indian* : Yep, time to switch to LTT.
Me too bhruh 😂
Ltt ❤️
I will sacrifice me own life for Pakistan
@@DART25 lol why
@@peckret3452 cos ihe is Pakistani
4:54 Ken is a man of culture. Sending crazy otaku-room videos to Haachama on twitter and watching Fubuki at work. What a freaking chad 😎
Ayeee, Thanks for the Shoutout dude
Austin “hello and welcome to mystery tech”
Ken “throws Austin’s phone”
Matt at the studio watching the last mystery tech
"You want to piss half our audience"
😭😭😭😂😂😂
Ken 2020
considering some of the comments that is not gonna age very well....they shud know taht indian folks are the most easily offended folks on the planet
@@Lord_ofcinder yes that's true
@@Lord_ofcinder Ya some idiots did get offended for no reason 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@@sayujraphael by some you mean *almost all* 😓
@@toobluman sadly yes, people can't even take a joke🤦🏻♂️
"That is as the kids say...a lot of f****ing money Ken." That had me laughing out loud for real :P
6:14 "Which country won't give a shit if we shoot their flag? SWISS! Swiss won't give a shit!"
Austin : “shoutout to..India!”
All the Indian viewers including me: *Feeling a proud Indian starts playing*
That is pretty low bar to feel proud bruh
How do u feel a proud Indian start playing what that makes no sense
Bruhhhh
@@simsim9755 maybe I am one lmao
@@FaizanKhan-hn6xy *B R U H*
4:55 so we have a Fall guys stream of the cat
Okay Ken
And I just saw that he also wears a Suisei Tshirt
Which vid?
@@Dos-mv4nv Sui-tee at 10:00 ish.
How to Waste $517.23 on Amazon...
Me: _My wallet was empty._
James Lustre *how to do italics tell me*
@@vikram9377 Use an underscore on both sides of the text.
James Lustre thanks
@@vikram9377 _ like this for _italic_ _
- Like this for- -crossed-
4:55 Of course Our Comrade Ken would do this. Thank you, Comrade Ken. You're making our Fox Queen proud.
6
Austin in the best ad company
-has a quite big following
-handsome
-nice
-uses a forth of his videos for every ad
I love how Linus's videos consist of him bullying his employees but Austin's videos are mainly footage of his employees bullying him
4:55 austin watching Fubuki playing fallguys
fubuki fubuki fubuki
It was kens hand, look at austins left wrist then look at kens
@@TheLostKitsune you sound like you are very obsessive over these people
@@coffee5704 nah I just have an eye for detail and most of the time your eyes are focusing around there hands because of the items
And I'm reading a comment made by a guy with a tetrimino pfp xd
"You wanna piss off half our audience?" Never have I ever 100% agreed with something I've been so offended by.
i Thought the same thing
lmaooo same
Austin is like a big deal in India or what?
@@patresito most tech tubers are, not just Austin.
Same
5:58 thank you for the shout out Austin
"You do not piss off india"
-Ken. (2020)
Austin is so excited about flight simulator its like hes opening a Christmas present
He breaks my weeks pay in the first 10 seconds...
thats me for an entire decade
@@IvanTube0 brother you should fine a new job
Ok
@@nastynikos5666 i dont have a job lol
@@nastynikos5666 i cant even get a job right now either
I remember in middle school i had a storm eagle (I think that’s the name) bey blade and i was the undefeated king. Too bad some dumbass stole it...
no it was earth eagle and storm pegasus but my favorite of all time was blitz unicorno
Jayden Rosales my favorite was meteo l drago (in metal masters) before that my favorite was flame libra (in metal fusion)
I just had a bunch of metal fusions and everyone else had bursts
This is soo nostalgic I love beyblade
mine was nemisis and I completely rekt my classmates' beyblades😂 goodtimes
6:24 AS A SWISS PERSON I DO NOT FIND THIS NORMAL TO SHOOT OUR FLAG, I WILL TAKE YOU TO COURT IN OUR GREAT HELVETIC CONFEDERATION.
0:03 Austin: What are you doing?
Ken: *Yeets his phone to to the ground*
4:55 I see you're a Friend too.
No one:
Microsoft: starts sending a whole flight simulator setup to all major TH-camrs
i’m not first
i’m not last
but most importantly
**nobody asked**
TheSneakyTiger3 yes
woah, we both have the same profile picture
Now that’s an avengers level threat
Good one bruh
@@blaise_exclusive there's better ways to self promote
Austin uploads: my finger... don’t think twice click on it.
Well done Austin landing the plane! It was rough but you can walk away from that intact!
You know why Ken threw your phone at the beginning?
Because you didn't start with "Hey guys! This is Austin!"
The hit markers when he slapped the protector on the table. This is why I’m subbed.
Austin: “69 words per minute, nice”
Me: huh and this guy is a professional.
Austin: Hello, welcome to Mystery Tech. The show where I unbox. Why, what are you doing?
*Ken* *drops* *Austin's* *phone.*
Austin: That's my phone.
_Best intro ever._
YEET!
Incredibly proud this one got on trending. Hope you all enjoyed it and if you haven’t seen the new vid yet, go go go soldier!
thank you austin and team for shouting out about India and it means so much to me and the people living in it
1:27 I need to watch spongebob now
"My leg!"
I said that too!!
remember when he said “Hey guys this is austin”
Hey, Austin This is Guys
0:21
"You almost knocked me up"
You guys really should be using protection...
Lol
Wow.
Last time I watched Austin a few years back (before his fire) he was super awkward and average to watch. Today I watch Austin and he is full of energy and confidence!
Do you wanna piss off half our audience?
Ken knows where the money's at.
Love you guys 😁
Me: I have a lot of chemistry to study
Austin: How to Waste $517.23 on Amazon...
I love how they put the beyblade arena upside down
Oh they did too
Are we gonna ignore the 2 potato austins at 9:45 at the top right
"do you wanna blow away half our audience" omg that's so true
I love how Matt went from the quiet kid in the corner to the guy who said "SHOOTS WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT"
Austin : what wrong with India
Me: I’m from India
Same
What is ar
You're what's wrong with India?
I'm too and TBH many things are wrong about India .
Akhilesh Naik Yeah that’s the joke. Self-deprecatory comedy
6:43 this proves that Switzerland is amazing
YEEEESSS
This has been certified by The Federation of United Nations of Pog Champion
💝🍊
8:27
Ah I see you are a man with culture as well
7:30 that moment when you're underage and that's exactly your first thought
When i was 12 i had that same beyblades now they are chilling in the store room, its been 5 years since i saw them again in austin video🤣
4:54 nice stream you're watching there
See how they eyes just SHINE when they talk about sponsors
LITTLE CHEEKY CAPITALISTS
well sponsors give them money so can create more content. bills need to be paid and such is life.
Nihal Shroff it was a joke man chill
as a student pilot and avid flight simmer I can confirm instruments are useful.
Dude you guys got the OG metal beyblades. Kids these days don't understand the pain of it hopping out and hitting you in the shins. They still were the best.
7:10 Me watching this video form my Switzerland : 😌😎🇨🇭
Hopp schwiiz 👏🏼🇨🇭
"Most importantly, Switzerland survived!"
"They always do"
WAI-
10:13
Austin :why my dear friend do I have a pair of cos pro headphones
Me: because you could not afford the sin pro headphones
Ah, I see. A fellow mathematician :)
Thanks for the shoutout!
Now thats a nice Ryan Air landing. 👌🏻
5:46
"You CANNOT do India!
You wanna piss off half our audience?"
Smooth.
Still, jai hind guys.
When he picked indian flag i can imagine dislikes coming
No one:
Ken or somebody else : "YEET!"
❣🍅
Austin: "I'm a true pilot. I fly on instinct."
Me: *Use the force, Luke.*
The “my leg” at 1:26 got me… 😂😂
"Thrustmaster"
Doesn't sound like its meant for TH-cam to me
Ngl, the "mystery tech" logo looks like a daffy's store sign.
I loved how he saved Japan 😂
what are those verticals lines @2:54 ? isn't the screen broken already?
I Absolutely Love Austin Evans Videos🖤
6:00 next thing u know india declares war on the US, I'm indian btw
It's my phone 📱,😢
ok
Ok
Lol Memes ok lol u are still watching right??
Ok,
Anush Manith delete this message you’re cutting the “ok flow!!!!!!!
3:08 thank me later peeps
What are u referring to
@@hephyrian8896 he stops talking about the sponsor
12:36 Great landing that a 9/11 from me! Good job
The next mystery tech:
Boston Dynamics Spot Dog
Vs.
Robo Raptor
Now that's a duel I'd like to see.