i was just impressed it got there somewhat fast, cause here it's at least 4 months if you're lucky, but it ends up as 6 usually - without considering any crisis anywhere in the path
It’s just a funny way to avoid mentioning the Covid-19. That shit is, for some reasons, heavily censored on TH-cam. Other people use other methods to censor it while making it clear this is what they are talking about. Like the “C-Virus” and, as YongYea called it, the “Corona Beerus”
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear austin
I love that you leave their side comments in the video instead of cutting them out to try and make something that comes off as "professional" It's definitely far more authentic and much more enjoyable to watch, bless
I respect ALL opinions, but who needs Prayers? Btw, GOD AND JESUS LOVES ALL ALWAYS, and will NEVER LEAVE ANYONE!!!!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST PLAN!!!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND EVERYONE!!!! Also, Please don’t use God’s and Jesus’s name in vain like, “Oh my Go*” Please copy this and paste this on TH-cam, Twitter, Instagram, etc. THANK YOU!!!
He's being forced to. His haters have been trying to cancel him and call him a misogynist for "excluding women" with his intro and sponsors have even threatened to leave him.
I respect ALL opinions, but who needs Prayers? Btw, GOD AND JESUS LOVES ALL ALWAYS, and will NEVER LEAVE ANYONE!!!!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST PLAN!!!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND EVERYONE!!!! Also, Please don’t use God’s and Jesus’s name in vain like, “Oh my Go*” Please copy this and paste this on TH-cam, Twitter, Instagram, etc. THANK YOU!!!
Well these days modern image sensors are detailed enough that often enough you can get away with softer lenses. I'd imagine it's actually really soft, especially when wide open and the edge sharpness is likely to be pretty off but it really doesn't matter for this content, and if you are using the lense for mostly personal use and currently don't have enough money to buy a lense in that focal length then it could be a lot of fun to buy. I bought a cheap crappy, 25mm f1.6 cctv lense for like $50. It was surprisingly sharp and a lot of fun to use, but I definitely wouldn't use it for any of my client work.
If you dont start saying "Hey guys, this is austin" Again, im unsubbing. Came back after two years to this comment, thanks for the likes! (I’m still not subbed)
He's being forced to. His haters have been trying to cancel him and call him a misogynist for "excluding women" with his intro and sponsors have even threatened to leave him.
I respect ALL opinions, but who needs Prayers? Btw, GOD AND JESUS LOVES ALL ALWAYS, and will NEVER LEAVE ANYONE!!!!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST PLAN!!!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND EVERYONE!!!! Also, Please don’t use God’s and Jesus’s name in vain like, “Oh my Go*” Please copy this and paste this on TH-cam, Twitter, Instagram, etc. THANK YOU!!!
Ken: i can give you like three sentences in Japanese.
Austin: go for it.
Ken: Konichiwa
Was thinking the same thing 😂😂
Yeah, pretty sure everyone knows that one, Ken.
"as for some bizarre reason Wish shipping was delayed"
Austin brushing over COVID-19 and sweeping it under the rug, circa 2020
I think he’s just trying to not get demonetized
@@OsHelps Yet he lets Matt put "This was before social distancing" on "This is"...
i was just impressed it got there somewhat fast, cause here it's at least 4 months if you're lucky, but it ends up as 6 usually - without considering any crisis anywhere in the path
@@OsHelps I wonder if the words corona, virus, COVID and nineteen are on that ever-so special list of TH-cam's money words.
It’s just a funny way to avoid mentioning the Covid-19. That shit is, for some reasons, heavily censored on TH-cam.
Other people use other methods to censor it while making it clear this is what they are talking about. Like the “C-Virus” and, as YongYea called it, the “Corona Beerus”
Petition to bring back ‘Hey guys, this is Austin’
⬇️
lmao let the man live...
You mean hEy gUyS iT's aUsTIn
No! Just... no 🤦🏻♂️
Ew
Alwin Ayre what? That was such an iconic intro it wasn’t annoying lol
I like the way he speaks to his employees he treats them like friends because they may be friends
Linus did the same in front of cameras he got Sued bcz he treats them like trash in IRL
he got sued? since when
@@notoriousbig3k
I got the invisible mouse but I can’t find it
Yes just yes
So funny not like crying of laughter
I should not have laughed that hard
Underrated comment
I mean, do you know if it is up your ass?
The microphone fake sounds like “hello this is your captain speaking, we are on a flight to-“
gold fish I appreciate this comment.
minus the wind noise
Yes
Flavortown
Imagine if there was nothing in the box
And they call it “invisible mouse”
One of my friends sold a box his guitar came in on eBay as an Air Guitar. Someone bought it.
@@ZekeGraal holy shit
just a usb
Now I wished my Instagram post got as many likes as my comment
XD
Ken is such a savage with the comments he makes 🤣
Austin: *doesn't say "hey guys its Austin"
*everyone disliked that*
Hmm you know what people like These new videos in my channel 😘✌️
Yep lmao
reddit moment
Cage Rally I dont
KAI Unoriginal
I feel weird he doesn’t say “hey guys it’s Austin” I think somethings wrong
linus and austin have both been replaced with clones
Who's that in your profile picture ?
It’s his clone he bought from a tech website
That file has been deleted from Austin
His tongue is hurt in a way that he can't pronounce "Thisisxhaustin"
F in the chat for Hey guys this is Austin
do you watch gawx art
F
Spider.goblin••• no why
F
F
Your reaction to the fake Beats cracked me up! Especially when you dropkicked them! lol. Poor Austin!
I feel like Wish is just one big prank company...
But they forgot the funny
They couldn’t do the funny
UnoskyzL they couldn’t pay for it.
12:27 me: expects some surprisingly great japanese skills
Ken: ._.
He's a fucking weeb
He's just a disgusting weeb
Victor don’t go punishing him for liking anime. I hate anime but I’m fine with those types of people.
@@darealrealrealjc4882
What do you dislike about anime? Maybe I could find a show you would like.
I was expecting something along the lines of "Onii-chan, nande kore?"
“I love it. Really small though”
Welcome back to my bed!
“If my tinder had reviews.”
I bet Austin gets that a lot
dannyg Wowwww 😂
I love it
11:00 that mic gives off a good vibe doh
12:08
Ken: "I can give you like three sentences of japanese"
Weebs: Ah, i see you're a man of culture
Typo my man
Nvxlxch u know ur a weeb when all you do is eat, play games, and watch anime
@@canvey6758 That's what we call life ma man
Doesn't Weeb mean a non Japan guy obsessed with Japan
@@sillyaioli People who loves to watch anime if i'm not wrong
6 years ago his house and everything was burned down. now he is a millionare
you just noticed that?
There's a thing called insurance.
Though it wouldn't have included the products but still it would have covered most of the things.
@@LogicalError007 we know insurance exists, lol *face smack*. Another thing: it doesn't pay for everything.
@@LogicalError007 take a joke
@@mandarin1257 It wasn't a joke, but Parth did take it too seriously
Why does the video starts mid-sentence?
“-nd welcome back to Wishtery tech”?
Also, I dig the name “Wishtery tech”
probably josh cutting out the "Hey guys, this is austin" lol
ye
NeoArashi ya yu raigt
8:08 when you remember that only 7 days are left to the school
stfu fortnite kid
@@acer5720 stfu rainbow kid
@@pigeononwii4638 stfu wii kid
@@acer5720 stfu xbox 360 kid
@@_shotz_ jokes on you I'm a pc player
Austin: should I buy this and waste my money?
Ken: *"SURE"*
It's money
@@scan4707 you got me!
16:49 I was watching them record this part while on a walk!!
Cool
Evan Sanchez whoa where were yo
Noice
But the post is 3 months ago
AR3TIC ASSASSIN they prob saw them that day and commented this day :P
Bring back "Hey guys, this is Austin."
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear austin
.
AxxL??
AxxL Your TH-cam channel is the whitest one I've seen so far.
@@AxxLAfriku did any one ask? No
I like that one guy with the mic equipment stuff and was so sad when you cut him off when he was talking.
i WISH that “hey guys it’s Austin” Austin would return :(
I am with you on that. It's like a og feeling ik. But still it's his choice, let's not force them. They work hard for these. Thanks.
I see what you did there 👀
clearly thats not true because its "Hey Guys, This is Austin"
I miss “hey guys, this is Austin” so bad.
Hey guys this is Muhammad Mahad Akbar Khan
Hey wanna see my channel you have my permission now
@@CageRally if only people wanted to
I was rewatching old videos just to hear it
@@CageRally quit self promoting everywhere
When Austin’s done with this show he’s gonna be very good at catching
twofacechas3 corona virus
Will he be able to catch these fists
Wait this show is going to stop?
@@killingecuador2138 not yet
good catch
I love that you leave their side comments in the video instead of cutting them out to try and make something that comes off as "professional"
It's definitely far more authentic and much more enjoyable to watch, bless
Last time I was this early, Austin said "hey guys this is austin"
Reedified lol
"A *used* Thrustmaster?"
"You don't want them used"
Lmao
Alex watching these videos I realize how many innuendoes there are
Ngl, a lot of Thrustmaster items are genuine trash
@@Sotumney not all i own a thrustmaster tsxw its really good
It's worth that new, it doesn't even have force feedback
When he doesnt say “Hey guys this is austin.”
*somethings wrong i can feel it..*
@Matthew Henry but I don't know what...
We need to prepare everything he might start ww3...
@@typ0ds if that means what i think it means
@@shaifurrahman2668 Were in trouble big trouble
@@michaelgoode5387 and if he is as bananas as you say
Who else got a wish advert at the start lol
Verizon
I got adam and eve add
No because I have youtube vanced
I got a red bull advert
Devin Cabrera yo i got verizon to lol
When he doesn't say hey guys this is Austin
*Somethings wrong and I can feel it.*
I think he feels it’s time not to promote his other channel anymore
I would like but it’s at 69
100th like
I think it’s just Linus in disguise
Me: Walks In The Living Room
My Family: 4:30
Why you gotta do that to me xD
"Love it but it's too small"
*"If my tinder had reviews"*
Oh sh*t no.
I respect ALL opinions, but who needs Prayers? Btw, GOD AND JESUS LOVES ALL ALWAYS, and will NEVER LEAVE ANYONE!!!!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST PLAN!!!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND EVERYONE!!!! Also, Please don’t use God’s and Jesus’s name in vain like, “Oh my Go*” Please copy this and paste this on TH-cam, Twitter, Instagram, etc. THANK YOU!!!
Razo wtf
@@razo5557 *bruh*
Razo this is a tech channel we don’t care about that stuff here this isn’t a video on how to make holy cookies or something
2:24 reminds me of that one pic where someone replaced their car seat with a stool 😂
THE CLOSEST HE GOT TO HEY GUYS WAS “hello there tiny austin here”
Squirtle Bandit ya
He's being forced to. His haters have been trying to cancel him and call him a misogynist for "excluding women" with his intro and sponsors have even threatened to leave him.
I respect ALL opinions, but who needs Prayers? Btw, GOD AND JESUS LOVES ALL ALWAYS, and will NEVER LEAVE ANYONE!!!!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST PLAN!!!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND EVERYONE!!!! Also, Please don’t use God’s and Jesus’s name in vain like, “Oh my Go*” Please copy this and paste this on TH-cam, Twitter, Instagram, etc. THANK YOU!!!
@@razo5557 XDDDD
M1smash what?
Austin Evans : i do not have a chair..
Chair in the back : am i a Joke to you..?
5:31
Thank you for the timestamp
Where was the “hey guys, this is Austin.”
8:12 me after getting rejected by my crush
8:12 me when my ex left me
Me listening to NBA youngboy
@@James-dm8cx lol 😂
Me listening to xx and juice world
10:10 That looks like all that equipment a nurse comes with in a hospital, when she's checking up on you.
Ken: If my Tinder had reviews.
TH-cam: [DEMONITISED]
The People Who Disliked Wanted the Hey Guys This Is Austin Intro back Holy Crap you guys thanks for the likes this is my most liked comment ever
whats the problem im fine with him saying that and it whould be the opposite way btw
Oh well then Clearly TH-cam is mistaken there should be 48k + dislikes
You mean the person who disliked doesn’t want it back because it was the better intro
You Know That Does make Sense
I disliked and i hated that intro.
thx for buying my product dude, i appreciate it
Ken: I can speak, like, 3 sentences of Japanese
Also Ken: Konichiwa
Thats actually a sentece
Lol im actually learning japanese so i can read manga in. Japanese
@@sasukes2938 nope it justs means good afternoon or hello well i guess you could consider it a sentence though
Petition for Austin to start say hey guys this is Austin, please again
HEY AUSTIN, THIS IS GUYS
0:20 Ken nailed it. 😂
that cheap lens is surprisingly good for that price
Well these days modern image sensors are detailed enough that often enough you can get away with softer lenses. I'd imagine it's actually really soft, especially when wide open and the edge sharpness is likely to be pretty off but it really doesn't matter for this content, and if you are using the lense for mostly personal use and currently don't have enough money to buy a lense in that focal length then it could be a lot of fun to buy. I bought a cheap crappy, 25mm f1.6 cctv lense for like $50. It was surprisingly sharp and a lot of fun to use, but I definitely wouldn't use it for any of my client work.
If you dont start saying "Hey guys, this is austin" Again, im unsubbing.
Came back after two years to this comment, thanks for the likes! (I’m still not subbed)
lol yeah agree😂
Make this top comment
Bye then.
He has 4.28 million subscribers
that was annoying
15:10 "and hopefully this is calming you down..."
Me, in ASMR: "I'm going to _punch_ you..."
Child: I want a racing setup!
Mom: We have a racing setup at home...
Racing setup at home: 4:55
Austin: "It's RG... It's just B" Matt: Well no, it's got a little R in there.
My expectations: "Hey guys! This is Austin!"
Reality- "Welcome back to mystery tech!"
Day 11 of the petition to bring back "Hey guys, this is Austin"
Oh hello
Like why tf people reply comment then delete they're reply. Like wtf?
He's being forced to. His haters have been trying to cancel him and call him a misogynist for "excluding women" with his intro and sponsors have even threatened to leave him.
I respect ALL opinions, but who needs Prayers? Btw, GOD AND JESUS LOVES ALL ALWAYS, and will NEVER LEAVE ANYONE!!!!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST PLAN!!!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND EVERYONE!!!! Also, Please don’t use God’s and Jesus’s name in vain like, “Oh my Go*” Please copy this and paste this on TH-cam, Twitter, Instagram, etc. THANK YOU!!!
Razo no
Austin: This will be an ASMR unboxing.
TH-cam: Plays Loud Ad
ME: Yes, I love ASMR.
That lens wasn’t the worst, it’s like a cinema lens from the 90s 🤷🏾♂️
9:21- "I'm catching everything today!"
Me: 2319!! We Got a 2319!!!
Ken is a right laugh haha! Love his 1 liners! Keep up the good work guys. Enjoy my weekends not at work watching yours and LTT videos
When Austin started talking I thought, “Man, that sounds like GladOS,” and then he said it!!! Best game ever.
Last time I was this early, Austin still had that creepy mustache 😂😂
8:06 the face you make when u find out your beats are fake
"I wish I didn't buy this tech"
refund policy
now you know why wish is called wish
lmao sending it back to china is more expensive than some items they bought
Austin: This is now a ASMR video
Ad right after: “When God builds a church, Satan builds a chapel next door”
Last time i was this early every video started with
'HEY GUYS THIS IS AUSTIN'
.
Alicia: I love it. Really small though
Ken: if my tinder had reviews
Me, a memer: woah! Self burn! Those are rare
13:55 Austin sounds like budget GLaDOS
*thanks for the ads*
Austin science
5:34 there is literally a chair at the end of the room.
8:07 when ur mum says its time for tea but when u get there it isnt served
Day 11 of asking to bring back “Hey guys, this is Austin”
i sign
i sign
@@SE7ENSIX no u
Hades76 u shut up
@@kettleindustries430 FRICK YOU
Matt and Ken commentary is part of why I’m here.
Wha? They're just aggressive, not good banter at all.
@@estbgti424 it's funny
Lol that microphone sounded like I was on a plane. I was surprised that I didn’t hear “attention passengers. We are about to crash”
"Type F in the chat"
1:55 I like how he was talking about the half naked woman then he goes straight the beats 😂😂
"I am catching everything today"
Hope you don't catch corona
haha lol
Not funny.
Did not laugh.
@@official.SeanUnits lelz
You need to do this more often. I haven't had a genuine laugh in a while!
"Because we don't know what the hell we're doing" best Tagline ever!
Ah, it's a good day when there's a Mystery Tech video
everyone: hey guys this is austin gone :((
Me: this WASNT shot before being quarantined?? covid-19 time
Everyone asks where is ‘Hey guys, this is Austin’
But no one asks, how is ‘Hey guys, this is Austin’.
i love how ken always just throws everything on mystery tech
Me: now son take good care with my expensive headphones
Son: 9:12
👌🏿
Austin: "I can give this to my doll
Ken: "Is that what you call Karen?"
What happened to the intro. Rly missing the “Hey guys, it’s Austin ”.
0:25 ooh self burn! Those are rare!
0:23 when teachers tell parents they need to home school their own kids
Editor: Gradually turns up brightness at 15:04.
Me: Crying because I realize he actually cares.
It's for effect tho
Coronavirus: **exists**
Austin: “We ordered mystery packages from Wish”
Austin 2 weeks later: Dear Corona patients...
The song playing through the "Beats" though. I had to comment just to say one thing. Austin, your taste in music is great, No Diggity, No Doubt
4:07 I had that mouse when I bought my first laptop lol
lmaoo
8:15 when my mom says that it bed time
R/YoungPeopleTH-cam
😢
R/YoungPeopleTH-cam
@@TimingSmile r/thisisyoutubenotredditdumbfucksogetthefuckoutofhere
I don't miss the "hey guys, this is Austin". TOTALLY hated it.
(Maybe if we lie about it, he'll bring it back. SHHH)
Austin: Yells
Me: Decreases Volume
Austin: 15:13 Starts Whispering
Me: 😤
There’s a light on the beats
Me waiting for Austin to say: RGBBBB
I actually got tingles while Austin did that ASMR thingy :D
Ken just roasted himself! Guess the quarantine has really gotten him...
THE BEATS ARE RELEVANT
13:44
Austin: This is ...
Everyone: Say it Austin, your catch phrase!!!
Ausin: Plugs his second channel
When you're early enough that there's no one pretending to be MrBeast
Check it again they are always in the comments
9:13 POV: You're watching linus hold the Xeon Platinum 8180
“Looks there’s a light on the side of the beats” like them fake AirPods which have red and blue flashing lights 😂
11:20 now that's a lot of damage